1 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 7:20:38pm

What about every fucking article at breitbart dot com that was published while Andrew was alive?

The C Team.

3 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 7:22:54pm

But Benghazi.

4 bill d  Nov 9, 2014 7:23:42pm

Obviously this is yet another one of those Clinton demanded Whitewater related media cover-ups.

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5 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 7:25:48pm
6 BeachDem  Nov 9, 2014 7:26:54pm

And it only took every news website on the intertubes pointing and laughing at them for hours on end for them to finally delete it.

I was mentioning how much I loved The Newsroom tonight—part of it was their scorn of mob-sourced news stories (they were honing in on the Reddit “investigation” of the Boston bombing.) Breitbrats combine the worst of all aspects of the digital age.

7 Kid A  Nov 9, 2014 7:29:10pm

But the interwebz livez foreverz.

8 jaunte  Nov 9, 2014 7:29:31pm

“The page that you tried to reach could not be found. It was never here, never happened. Hey, how bout watching some football?”

9 dholmes32  Nov 9, 2014 7:29:41pm

Mexico is undergoing some instability right now. There’s a lot of (justifiable) anger at the government because of all the killings, capped off by the apparent execution of 43 students by a drug cartel in cahoots with a local mayor.

mic.com

I’m not sure I like the idea of an unstable Mexico on the US southern border, if only because I know we’ll see waves and waves of derp come from the usual suspects if things get weird.

10 jaunte  Nov 9, 2014 7:31:13pm

The sad part is, Breitbart readers don’t care if the stories are accurate or not.

11 Belafon  Nov 9, 2014 7:33:54pm

re: #9 dholmes32

Mexico is undergoing some instability right now. There’s a lot of (justifiable) anger at the government because of all the killings, capped off by the apparent execution of 43 students by a drug cartel in cahoots with a local mayor.

mic.com

I’m not sure I like the idea of an unstable Mexico on the US southern border, if only because I know we’ll see waves and waves of derp come from the usual suspects if things get weird go as usual.

FTFY

12 BigPapa  Nov 9, 2014 7:35:53pm

re: #2 Vicious Piebola

But this Historical Revisionism is still up there.

A Democratic president drove the creation of it, a Democratic president brought it home, and a gaggle of racist Southern Democrats tried to hold it up.

It is factually true that Democrats led the passage of the CRA.

13 Egregious Philbin  Nov 9, 2014 7:44:02pm

Breitbart still dead

14 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 7:52:31pm

This is kind of fun!

15 Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 9, 2014 7:57:11pm

re: #14 teleskiguy

This is kind of fun!

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I think they are more upset that he’s “Far Black”.

16 jaunte  Nov 9, 2014 8:06:01pm

Amazing ignorance in the comments.

17 Floral Giraffe  Nov 9, 2014 8:07:01pm

And there’s a SWEEP of the bottom 10 comments!
Thanks to Carl La Fong! da Fuq

18 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 8:08:40pm

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

I think they are more upset that he’s “Far Black”.

Take off, hoser!

19 jaunte  Nov 9, 2014 8:13:03pm
20 Eventual Carrion  Nov 9, 2014 8:16:03pm

Welcome home. What did you bring me?

21 jaunte  Nov 9, 2014 8:16:09pm

re: #17 Floral Giraffe

And there’s a SWEEP of the bottom 10 comments!
Thanks to Carl La Fong! da Fuq

22 Kragar  Nov 9, 2014 8:55:50pm
23 sagehen  Nov 9, 2014 9:05:15pm

Watching Spartacus.

Likes: multitudes of well-built men in skimpy costumes.
Dislikes: very bloody show. Spurting blood. Dismemberments. The effects department even flings buckets of red at the camera lens on a regular basis.
But: multitudes of well-built men in skimpy costumes. Athletic well-built men. Jumping, running, spinning, climbing, sometimes the costumes fall off.

Also a plot, sort of, and characterization, sort of. But the main appeal is the multitudes of athletic, well-built men doing athletic things in skimpy costumes.

24 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 9:05:37pm

History is very malleable.

25 Kragar  Nov 9, 2014 9:08:13pm

re: #23 sagehen

They had me at Lucy Lawless.

26 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 9:25:18pm
27 Eventual Carrion  Nov 9, 2014 9:25:27pm

re: #23 sagehen

Watching Spartacus.

Likes: multitudes of well-built men in skimpy costumes.
Dislikes: very bloody show. Spurting blood. Dismemberments. The effects department even flings buckets of red at the camera lens on a regular basis.
But: multitudes of well-built men in skimpy costumes. Athletic well-built men. Jumping, running, spinning, climbing, sometimes the costumes fall off.

Also a plot, sort of, and characterization, sort of. But the main appeal is the multitudes of athletic, well-built men doing athletic things in skimpy costumes.

And here I am watching Buster Keaton in The Navigator.

28 Kragar  Nov 9, 2014 9:33:54pm

re: #27 Eventual Carrion

And here I am watching Buster Keaton in The Navigator.

Watching “Peaky Blinders” here.

29 sagehen  Nov 9, 2014 9:49:31pm

re: #25 Kragar

They had me at Lucy Lawless.

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Her costumes also come off, frequently. She bathes with and has sex with the gladiators of her choice, while her husband pretends not to notice.

30 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 9:50:09pm

re: #26 teleskiguy

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See my #24.

31 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 10:00:33pm

There are two kinds of stupidity in the universe:

The first kind is manifested in numerous idiotic articles and web pages which spring up daily, full of inaccuracies to intentionally misleading statements, all which in the end dupe people.

The second level are the armies of dupes who just parrot what the first level writes.

I say this after just checking out an RT article. Why do people comment on RT (or Breitbart, or WND) as if the original articles were worth anything to begin with?

32 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 10:02:40pm

re: #30 freetoken

See my #24.

“History is the polemics of the victor.”

-William F. Buckley, Jr.

Uh huh.

33 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 10:33:43pm

I hear it’s cold back there east-way….

MP3 Audio

34 teleskiguy  Nov 9, 2014 10:52:00pm
35 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 11:23:22pm

re: #34 teleskiguy

Is this the routine? The jacket appears to be the same:

Youtube Video

36 freetoken  Nov 9, 2014 11:38:02pm

Browsing the Merv videos, this one from the same year is interesting:

Youtube Video

History… malleable…

37 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 12:20:32am

re: #36 freetoken

Browsing the Merv videos, this one from the same year is interesting:

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Video

History… malleable…

Memories are fallible, or can change depending on the audience. Also, whoever told Merv that Fushida couldn’t speak English may not have kept his job very long after that. The interpreter guy didn’t have much to do.

38 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 12:32:52am

Not sure what to make of this.

Chuckles favorited my tweet.

39 freetoken  Nov 10, 2014 12:39:21am

MP3 Audio

40 freetoken  Nov 10, 2014 3:13:05am

Watching episodes of What’s My Line from the 1961 to 1962… and what I notice is that when young women come on the set they get… whistles.

41 freetoken  Nov 10, 2014 3:15:14am

Schumann… much underappreciated:

MP3 Audio

42 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 3:36:08am

re: #40 freetoken

Watching episodes of What’s My Line from the 1961 to 1962… and what I notice is that when young women come on the set they get… whistles.

And Merv was smoking on camera. I’d forgotten they used to do that on TV.

43 A Mom Anon  Nov 10, 2014 3:42:06am

re: #40 freetoken

I was a baby then, but yeah, that’s not at all surprising to me. Girls were not allowed to wear slacks or jeans (let alone shorts) to school until I entered middle school. My 6th grade teacher was a man who loved science but was completely annoyed he had girls in his class. He thought I was cheating because I got excellent grades in that subject and paddled me in class over it. My Mom was furious, he nearly lost his job over it. The guy really thought women were not smart enough to grasp science. My Mom told him to explain Marie Curie and maybe it was HE who needed to read some damned books. I didn’t have the best Mom, but she wouldn’t tolerate anyone calling me stupid. But I do remember struggling all through school with the idea that girls just couldn’t do certain things and how we were steered away from some things and into others. You were supposed to be quiet, not get dirty or mess up your hair and take those whistles and even crude remarks as compliments. Some things have changed for the better, others are still being held onto by retrograde throwback doofuses.

44 A Mom Anon  Nov 10, 2014 3:44:00am

re: #42 wheat-dogghazi-bola

Heh, our family doctor had a big old ashtray in his office and smoked like a chimney. Doctors used to tell women that smoking would help them lose weight.

46 nkdee  Nov 10, 2014 4:22:37am

re: #43 A Mom Anon

“You were supposed to be quiet, not get dirty or mess up your hair and take those whistles and even crude remarks as compliments.”

Interesting. FOX has taken on the issue of unwanted whistles etc. from men by (pretty much) says that women should “…take those whistles and even crude remarks as compliments.”

47 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Nov 10, 2014 4:27:56am

The party of “personal responsibility” proves over and over that they really have little to no personal responsibility or any accountability at all.

Their entire ethical makeup is all just pure political ideology and dogma.

48 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 4:32:58am

Goddamn I-95 is falling apart and these assholes want to stop any new funding and pay for road maintenance and construction with fucking pixie dust:
dailypress.com

49 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 4:38:48am

re: #48 Timothy Watson

Goddamn I-95 is falling apart and these assholes want to stop any new funding and pay for road maintenance and construction with fucking pixie dust:
dailypress.com

50 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 4:39:19am

Shorter Ayn Rand: FUCK ALL THE ROADS

51 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 4:44:54am

If we really needed roads connecting all the major population areas, private businesses would have built them!
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52 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 4:46:26am

re: #48 Timothy Watson

Goddamn I-95 is falling apart and these assholes want to stop any new funding and pay for road maintenance and construction with fucking pixie dust:
dailypress.com

Bob McDonnell’s road and transit building program didn’t sit well at all with Tea Party types and right now in Virginia those folks want to oppose all taxes increases period, regardless of what the money is intended for.

53 darthstar  Nov 10, 2014 4:48:50am

Build roads not schools. It’s an easy choice.
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54 darthstar  Nov 10, 2014 4:51:56am
55 darthstar  Nov 10, 2014 4:53:15am

re: #52 Dark_Falcon

Bob McDonnell’s road and transit building program didn’t sit well at all with Tea Party types and right now in Virginia those folks want to oppose all taxes increases period, regardless of what the money is intended for.

Aside from the felonies he was a great governor.

56 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 4:53:39am

re: #52 Dark_Falcon

It bears saying that infrastructure has been doubly discredited in Virginia TP eyes by McDonnell’s conviction on corruption charges and near-term departure to join Blago in the federal prison system.

57 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 4:53:49am

Googling “Ayn Rand Who Will Build The Roads” brings up all manner of idiotic bullshit. Essentially, Libertarians have no answer for this question so their standard response is to ridicule anyone who asks it.

58 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 4:54:32am

Really really stupid memes too.

59 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 4:54:33am

re: #57 Vicious Piebola

Googling “Ayn Rand Who Will Build The Roads” brings up all manner of idiotic bullshit. Essentially, Libertarians have no answer for this question so their standard response is to ridicule anyone who asks it.

The Invisible Hand will do it.

60 darthstar  Nov 10, 2014 4:57:57am

re: #56 Dark_Falcon

It bears saying that infrastructure has been doubly discredited in Virginia TP eyes by McDonnell’s conviction on corruption charges and near-term departure to join Blago in the federal prison system.

McDonnell went to prison for his own crimes. And there are far more interesting Democrats behind bars. Blago is a lazy MBF move, man. Low hanging fruit.

61 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 4:58:46am

re: #59 wheat-dogghazi-bola

The Invisible Hand will do it.

That idea being a misreading of Adam Smith, though I know you meant it as a joke. Smith thought that government had infrastructure roles it could play, but as always most people who have heard his name only know SMITH!!1, and don’t know the real views of Adam Smith.

62 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 5:00:01am

re: #60 darthstar

McDonnell went to prison for his own crimes. And there are far more interesting Democrats behind bars. Blago is a lazy MBF move, man. Low hanging fruit.

Low hanging fruit, yes, but I hate him so he’s the one I used.

63 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 5:03:17am

heh…

64 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 5:03:51am

re: #61 Dark_Falcon

That idea being a misreading of Adam Smith, though I know you meant it as a joke. Smith thought that government had infrastructure roles it could play, but as always most people who have heard his name only know SMITH!!1, and don’t know the real views of Adam Smith.

Smith recognized completely unregulated commerce would lead to price-fixing and cartels, and eventually conditions that would be unfavorable for the common people. Unlike the glibertarians, Smith knew governments had to play a part in controlling businesses, and in fact encouraged it.

Even Ivy League educated economists have forgotten (or ignored) that aspect of Smith’s philosophy.

65 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:05:17am

re: #61 Dark_Falcon

That idea being a misreading of Adam Smith, though I know you meant it as a joke. Smith thought that government had infrastructure roles it could play, but as always most people who have heard his name only know SMITH!!1, and don’t know the real views of Adam Smith.

“Good roads, canals, and navigable rivers, by diminishing the expence of carriage, put the remote parts of the country more nearly upon a level with with those of the neighbourhood of the town. They are upon that the greatest of all improvements.” -Adam Smith

“The tolls for the maintenance of a high road, cannot with any safety be made the property of private persons.” -Adam Smith

66 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:08:43am

re: #65 Timothy Watson

“Good roads, canals, and navigable rivers, by diminishing the expence of carriage, put the remote parts of the country more nearly upon a level with with those of the neighbourhood of the town. They are upon that the greatest of all improvements.” -Adam Smith

“The tolls for the maintenance of a high road, cannot with any safety be made the property of private persons.” -Adam Smith

Google image search for “Who Will Build The Roads” brings up a derptacular collection of idiotic bullshit.

67 darthstar  Nov 10, 2014 5:09:14am
68 Shiplord Kirel  Nov 10, 2014 5:11:23am

Okay, lepertarians, you don’t give your consent for the rest of us to take your money and pay for things. I get it. Fine. You can be exempt from taxation.
However, in the name of equity (a concept you surely understand), we must ask that you identify yourselves in some way, perhaps a tattoo on the forehead, so you can be kept off the public roads. To do otherwise would be theft. You will also need a special insignia on your Mcmansion so the tax supported Fire Department will know to stay off your property and not waste their time (and MY money) putting out any fires. Similarly, if you are targeted by terrorists, you must deal with it on your own somehow. Your AR-15s would be better than nothing, but experience demonstrates that you also need jets, armored vehicles, choppers, and artillery as well as a damn good emergency medical service and lots of sandbags and good digging tools. You might argue that if this were truly a free society you would be allowed to have all these, but you can’t afford them anyway.

69 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 5:11:58am

Sadly, this “story” will still ring true among so many in the mouth-breathing right.

70 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:16:53am

re: #66 Vicious Piebola

Google image search for “Who Will Build The Roads” brings up a derptacular collection of idiotic bullshit.

Oy, people that stupid should be sterilized.

The funny thing is that if governments across the country tomorrow decided not to build roads and leave them to private business, it would be the red-staters hurt the most: How much do you think the toll on a road in Wyoming or Nebraska would cost versus a street in NYC, Boston, or D.C.?

71 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 5:18:03am

re: #66 Vicious Piebola

Google image search for “Who Will Build The Roads” brings up a derptacular collection of idiotic bullshit.

Head on collisions between ideology and reality are always ugly, and sometimes produce real-life fatalities.

72 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:23:05am

re: #70 Timothy Watson

Oy, people that stupid should be sterilized.

The funny thing is that if governments across the country tomorrow decided not to build roads and leave them to private business, it would be the red-staters hurt the most: How much do you think the toll on a road in Wyoming or Nebraska would cost versus a street in NYC, Boston, or D.C.?

Chicago Skyway is the most expensive Toll Road in the country.
The Indiana Toll Road just went bankrupt.

Oh look at this Derp:
I have no idea who “Tom Woods” is but he didn’t get the memo that Sears is going out of business due to the antics of the Ayn-Randish CEO.

73 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:25:01am

re: #72 Vicious Piebola

Chicago Skyway is the most expensive Toll Road in the country.
The Indiana Toll Road just went bankrupt.

Oh look at this Derp:
I have no idea who “Tom Woods” is but he didn’t get the memo that Sears is going out of business due to the antics of the Ayn-Randish CEO.
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Austrian school nitwit per Wikipedia.

74 Dark_Falcon  Nov 10, 2014 5:25:04am

BBT for real. It’s my birthday today, so wish me luck.

75 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:25:45am

re: #73 Timothy Watson

Austrian school nitwit per Wikipedia.

76 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 5:25:59am
77 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:26:35am

re: #72 Vicious Piebola

Chicago Skyway is the most expensive Toll Road in the country.
The Indiana Toll Road just went bankrupt.

Oh look at this Derp:
I have no idea who “Tom Woods” is but he didn’t get the memo that Sears is going out of business due to the antics of the Ayn-Randish CEO.
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Also founding member of the League of the South.

78 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:27:00am

VOMIT

79 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:27:14am

re: #77 Timothy Watson

Also founding member of the League of the South.

LOL

80 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 5:28:03am

re: #72 Vicious Piebola

Chicago Skyway is the most expensive Toll Road in the country.
The Indiana Toll Road just went bankrupt.

Oh look at this Derp:
I have no idea who “Tom Woods” is but he didn’t get the memo that Sears is going out of business due to the antics of the Ayn-Randish CEO.
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There’s a city in eastern China with a barely functional government and banking system, due to bureaucratic lethargy, but a vibrant commercial and financial sector. The businesses took it upon themselves to build roads to their factories and developments, without consulting anyone else. As a result, the roads are laid out in a haphazard way, often ending abruptly for no obvious reason. There are no signs, no traffic signals, no maintenance and no maps. Total FUBAR.

But, hey, it’s all good. The free market in action!

81 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 5:28:28am

re: #72 Vicious Piebola

Chicago Skyway is the most expensive Toll Road in the country.
The Indiana Toll Road just went bankrupt.

Oh look at this Derp:
I have no idea who “Tom Woods” is but he didn’t get the memo that Sears is going out of business due to the antics of the Ayn-Randish CEO.
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A trail is not a road Tom. How long would it take to get produce 90 miles from rail drop to that store on a trail? Who will pay to get the dilapidated rail system going again for that matter?

82 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 5:28:33am

It’s #evolution, baby.

83 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 5:29:32am

re: #74 Dark_Falcon

BBT for real. It’s my birthday today, so wish me luck.

Have a good B’day.

84 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:29:34am

re: #81 Eventual Carrion

A trail is not a road Tom. How long would it take to get produce 90 miles from rail drop to that store on a trail? Who will pay to get the dilapidated rail system going again for that matter?

Speaking of railroads:

85 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 5:31:02am

John Lennon’s Gretsch 6120 — the one he used for Paperback Writer — is being auctioned off. If you’ve got a spare million or two lying around, you can bid on it.
reuters.com

here it is: tracksauction.com

86 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 5:34:20am

re: #84 Vicious Piebola

Speaking of railroads:

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Sounds almost like Wal-Mart’s business model.

87 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:34:54am

re: #75 Vicious Piebola

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OTB’s a pretty good site, I’m a semi-regular commenter over there. :)

88 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:38:29am

AND SALUTE THE DIXIE FLAG!

89 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 5:40:51am

re:
#77

Also founding member of the League of the South.

And also, terrible.

90 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 5:41:16am

re: #88 Vicious Piebola

AND SALUTE THE DIXIE FLAG!

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You will just have to come up with the money to pay for all that, and don’t ask the GOVERNMENT!!!

91 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:42:43am

re: #90 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

You will just have to come up with the money to pay for all that, and don’t ask the GOVERNMENT!!!

HURR HURR THEY CAME FROM HAITI POOREST COUNTRY ON TEH PLANET AND WORKED THERE WAY UP WITH THERE BOOT STRAPS!!!!!!!!!

92 Flounder  Nov 10, 2014 5:42:49am
A Saratoga County sheriff’s sergeant was suspended after a video posted on the Internet Friday captured him allegedly slapping a young man as the deputy insisted on searching his vehicle, which had a rifle on the back seat.

timesunion.com

93 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 5:44:48am

re: #88 Vicious Piebola

For someone that hates the government, she has spent a significant part of her life living off the government teat: community spokesperson, City Council, Mayor, and US Congress

94 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:45:28am

Oh look Mia Love’s parents were ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

According to Love, her birth occurred just before an immigration law would expire in 1976. Her father had been threatened by the Tonton Macoute, the secret police in Haiti, and came to the United States on a tourist visa.

Wikipedia

Don’t know how accurate this bio is. I expect it will be dusted off and polished up.

95 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 5:45:32am

re: #91 Vicious Piebola

HURR HURR THEY CAME FROM HAITI POOREST COUNTRY ON TEH PLANET AND WORKED THERE WAY UP WITH THERE BOOT STRAPS!!!!!!!!!

By committing visa fraud and having an anchor baby!

96 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:46:18am

re: #95 Timothy Watson

By committing visa fraud and having an anchor baby!

You can imagine how wingnuts would spin this if she was a Democrat.

97 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 5:47:03am

re: #81 Eventual Carrion

A trail is not a road Tom. How long would it take to get produce 90 miles from rail drop to that store on a trail? Who will pay to get the dilapidated rail system going again for that matter?

Not to mention that railroad freight rates have been heavily regulated by the government since the early 1900s.

98 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 5:50:33am

re: #96 Vicious Piebola

You can imagine how wingnuts would spin this if she was a Democrat.

WHERE IS HER BIRF CERTIFICATE!?!!?!?1

99 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:53:38am

re: #98 Dr. Matt

WHERE IS HER BIRF CERTIFICATE!?!!?!?1

HURR HURR TEH PARENTS WERE TEH ILLEGALS, SHE IS TEH ILLEGAL!!! NO MOAR ANCHOR BABIES!!!!!!!

100 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 5:55:07am
101 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 5:55:59am

re:
#99

Any
#immigration
reform without getting rid of anchor baby citizenship is useless. 1 parent needs to be citizen .
#tcot
— Joe Fucking Biden

OK, glad the Christian Values conservatives have weighed in on this important issue.

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102 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 5:58:44am

re:
#100

BREAKING: WATCH:
#LorettaLynch
BLAMES BUSH For ‘Politicizing’ Justice Dept

Archmoron blogger Chuck c. Johnson is up early with the derp I see.

103 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 5:58:59am

re: #99 Vicious Piebola

HURR HURR TEH PARENTS WERE TEH ILLEGALS, SHE IS TEH ILLEGAL!!! NO MOAR ANCHOR BABIES!!!!!!!

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Please note, Governor Bobby Jindal is an “anchor baby’ too.

104 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:00:07am

btw, Good morning and happy Monday all.

105 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:01:43am

re: #103 bill d

Please note, Governor Bobby Jindal is an “anchor baby’ too.

As is Michelle Malkin.

106 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 6:02:08am

re: #99 Vicious Piebola

HURR HURR TEH PARENTS WERE TEH ILLEGALS, SHE IS TEH ILLEGAL!!! NO MOAR ANCHOR BABIES!!!!!!!

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So the wingnuts want to deport Michelle Malkin? Deal.

107 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:06:18am

Getting rid of the “anchor baby loophole” would require amending the Constitution. Not so easily done.

108 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 10, 2014 6:07:04am

Good morning
Local News
16 hikers missing, search underway at Eaton Canyon. Lots of kids from a church group. They went out hiking and rappelling.

109 Charles Johnson  Nov 10, 2014 6:07:26am

re: #76 Dr. Matt

It’s a little frustrating to see TPM credit Media Matters with exposing this Breitbart fail, when my article about it was posted an hour before theirs.

110 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 6:09:11am

re: #105 wheat-dogghazi-bola

As is Michelle Malkin.

Marco Rubio

111 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 6:12:07am

re: #99 Vicious Piebola

HURR HURR TEH PARENTS WERE TEH ILLEGALS, SHE IS TEH ILLEGAL!!! NO MOAR ANCHOR BABIES!!!!!!!

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If they so dislike anchor babies then why did they elect Mia Love?

112 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:13:01am

FFS, I predict the rise of newspapers again and the internet becoming like short wave radio because of sh*t like this.

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In a video that went viral on Facebook and YouTube over the weekend, the unidentified woman recites a series of conspiracy theories about the drink. Specifically, the notion that the “M” in the “Monster” logo is really made up of a Hebrew “6,” repeated three times.

Yes, that would be “666.”

Monster Energy Drinks Promote Satan, Viral Video Claims

“You see these Ms everywhere — hats, T-shirts, bumper stickers. Is there another agenda here?” the woman asks. “If God can use people and product, so can Satan.”

Still have doubts? She has more clues, such as claiming the line through the “o” in “Monster” is really part of a cross, which represents the Antichrist. She says that when someone drinks from a can and tilts it upside-down, the reversed cross represents witchcraft.

“Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs,” she says. “Something to think about.”

huffingtonpost.com

The internet where any random loon can capture a headline and drive the media cycle. God’s gimme cap and t-shirt campaign has really done wonders for his Q score,

113 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:13:23am

re: #111 Higgs Boson’s Mate

If they so dislike anchor babies then why did they elect Mia Love?

IOKIYAR.

114 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:14:22am

re: #111 Higgs Boson’s Mate

If they so dislike anchor babies then why did they elect Mia Love?

SHUT UP! THAT’S WHY!

115 Decatur Deb  Nov 10, 2014 6:14:23am

re: #111 Higgs Boson’s Mate

If they so dislike anchor babies then why did they elect Mia Love?

Only the millions of second-generation kids that don’t become TPGOP candidates are slackers.

116 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 6:14:31am

re: #112 bill d

And Monster sales probably go up for the youngsters saying, “Cool. Satan has a drink.”
/// :p

117 Mike Lamb  Nov 10, 2014 6:15:31am

re: #72 Vicious Piebola

Ok, moron, so between a Sears and a Macy’s located within 100 yards of each other…which one decides to start investing in a road? By what mechanism would these groups come together to pool money to build the roads? If there are two competing businesses, why would one decide to cut into their bottom line to build a road that would help customers get to the competing business?

118 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 6:15:51am

re: #116 Feline Fearless Leader

And Monster sales probably go up for the youngsters saying, “Cool. Satan has a drink.”
/// :p

don’t think the are not entirely pleased with all this free publicity.

119 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 6:16:25am

re:
#112

“You see these Ms everywhere — hats, T-shirts, bumper stickers. Is there another agenda here?” the woman asks.

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

120 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:16:42am

re: #116 Feline Fearless Leader

And Monster sales probably go up for the youngsters saying, “Cool. Satan has a drink.”
/// :p

This will make grandma and grampa go ballistic, better buy an extra twelve pack so we can put one at each setting for Thanksgiving

121 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:16:48am

re: #118 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

don’t think the are not entirely pleased with all this free publicity.

A clever ad agency could riff on the accusations.

122 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 10, 2014 6:17:34am

re: #109 Charles Johnson

Do you guys email or DM? “You guys” being the well known political bloggers.

123 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:17:39am

re: #117 Mike Lamb

Ok, moron, so between a Sears and a Macy’s located within 100 yards of each other…which one decides to start investing in a road? By what mechanism would these groups come together to pool money to build the roads? If there are two competing businesses, why would one decide to cut into their bottom line to build a road that would help customers get to the competing business?

Libertarians don’t ever actually think this out, their first reaction is to ridicule the roads meme, not to actually explain how that shit works.

124 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 6:17:41am

re:
#112

“Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs,” she says. “Something to think about.”

“Think”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

125 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 6:18:08am

re: #121 wheat-dogghazi-bola

A clever ad agency could riff on the accusations.

I’m not a witches’ brew!!!

126 Mike Lamb  Nov 10, 2014 6:18:22am

re: #88 Vicious Piebola

AND SALUTE THE DIXIE FLAG!

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Watch any open flames around that straw man…alternatively, produce one person that thinks the gov’t is his/her salvation or STFU.

127 makeitstop  Nov 10, 2014 6:18:34am

‘Morning, Lizards!

So, ummm… how ‘bout that Kurt Warner?

During a live TV segment on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Warner discussed the “evolution” of Big Ben and his ability to adapt to different defensive schemes. Warner framed the entire segment around his belief that the Theory of Evolution is a myth and how he doesn’t believe that species can evolve into other species.

Predictably, he got roasted on Twitter.

128 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:18:45am

re: #121 wheat-dogghazi-bola

A clever ad agency could riff on the accusations.

Time to come to market with a Sa-Tan brand green tea or something.

129 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:19:28am

re: #112 bill d

FFS, I predict the rise of newspapers again and the internet becoming like short wave radio because of sh*t like this.

//

“You see these Ms everywhere — hats, T-shirts, bumper stickers. Is there another agenda here?” the woman asks. “If God can use people and product, so can Satan.”

Still have doubts? She has more clues, such as claiming the line through the “o” in “Monster” is really part of a cross, which represents the Antichrist. She says that when someone drinks from a can and tilts it upside-down, the reversed cross represents witchcraft.

“Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs,” she says. “Something to think about.”

huffingtonpost.com

The internet where any random loon can capture a headline and drive the media cycle. God’s gimme cap and t-shirt campaign has really done wonders for his Q score,

According to Hebrew numerology, three 6’s does not equal six hundred and sixty six. The Hebrew equivalent for 666 is Tes Resh Samekh Vuv which is pronounced TARSU or TARSO

130 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:19:28am

re: #112 bill d

FFS, I predict the rise of newspapers again and the internet becoming like short wave radio because of sh*t like this.

//

“You see these Ms everywhere — hats, T-shirts, bumper stickers. Is there another agenda here?” the woman asks. “If God can use people and product, so can Satan.”

Still have doubts? She has more clues, such as claiming the line through the “o” in “Monster” is really part of a cross, which represents the Antichrist. She says that when someone drinks from a can and tilts it upside-down, the reversed cross represents witchcraft.

“Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs,” she says. “Something to think about.”

huffingtonpost.com

The internet where any random loon can capture a headline and drive the media cycle. God’s gimme cap and t-shirt campaign has really done wonders for his Q score,

I thought the devil’s preferred drink was cinnamon whiskey, and for snacks be likes sandwiches made with Underwood products.

131 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:20:10am

re: #126 Mike Lamb

Watch any open flames around that straw man…alternatively, produce one person that thinks the gov’t is his/her salvation or STFU.

HURR HURR ALL TEH LIBTARD & TEH DEMOCRAPS THINK THAT!!!!! BECUZ THERE ALL COMMUNISTS!!!11!!!!!

132 Decatur Deb  Nov 10, 2014 6:20:40am

re: #130 wheat-dogghazi-bola

huffingtonpost.com

The internet where any random loon can capture a headline and drive the media cycle. God’s gimme cap and t-shirt campaign has really done wonders for his Q score,

I thought the devil’s preferred drink was cinnamon whiskey, and for snacks be likes sandwiches made with Underwood products.

Then washes up and brushes his teeth with Procter and Gamble products.

133 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:21:38am

re: #129 Vicious Piebola

huffingtonpost.com

According to Hebrew numerology, three 6’s does not equal six hundred and sixty six. The Hebrew equivalent for 666 is Tes Resh Samekh Vuv which is pronounced TARSU or TARSO

You and your “facts”, “facts” are tools used by the devil to try and trick us!

134 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 10, 2014 6:23:40am

re: #133 bill d

You and your “facts”, “facts” are tools used by the devil to try and trick us!

Like those dinosaur fossils.

135 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:25:03am

Who in the New Testament was known as TARSU or TARSO? (Hint: he changed his name)

136 Decatur Deb  Nov 10, 2014 6:26:28am

Ahem. “Dixie” to be sung after the National Anthem per Mississippi ballot petition.

Ballot measure aims to protect Confederate heritage

myfox8.com

clarionledger.com[%27nl_rdin%27]&wpmm=[%271%27]

137 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 6:26:53am

re: #134 wheat-dogghazi-bola

Like those dinosaur fossils.

Hate radio fear spreader Michael Savage’s son owns Rockstar Energy Drink, I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t start this story and let his rubes run with it.

138 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:29:52am

I’m sure there is a South Park episode that tells us what Satan’s favorite drink is.

My guess is that it’s Pumpkin Spice Latte (gluten-free)

139 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 6:32:24am

re: #138 Vicious Piebola

I’m sure there is a South Park episode that tells us what Satan’s favorite drink it.

My guess is that it’s Pumpkin Spice Latte (gluten-free)

I’m sure, Satan being Satan, he’d say it was milk in order to maximize the explodey head effect.

140 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 6:32:53am

Ha

141 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:41:43am

“Petulant Man Child” is just dog whistle for “Uppity N-Word Boy”

142 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 6:43:20am

re: #130 wheat-dogghazi-bola

huffingtonpost.com

The internet where any random loon can capture a headline and drive the media cycle. God’s gimme cap and t-shirt campaign has really done wonders for his Q score,

I thought the devil’s preferred drink was cinnamon whiskey, and for snacks be likes sandwiches made with Underwood products.

And clean it all up with Procter & Gamble products.

143 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 10, 2014 6:43:28am

re: #140 Eventual Carrion

Sure hope Floral sees that one!

144 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 6:43:51am

re: #132 Decatur Deb

Then washes up and brushes his teeth with Procter and Gamble products.

Awww, missed by that much.

145 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 6:47:54am
146 lawhawk  Nov 10, 2014 6:49:55am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Been on vacation the past week. Visited a couple of interesting spots in Texas - Texas Hill Country, San Antonio and Austin in particular.

Interesting place, and they do a whole lot of things bigger down there. The Texas State Capitol, for one. Pretty damned big (but I’ll take Springfield IL or Albany state capitol buildings for ornateness over the size of the Texas building). Austin definitely has a kickass music scene and the Luminares in San Antonio was a very cool art and music festival.

Texas Hill Country was very cool with Fredericksberg and other small towns. Visited Johnson City and the LBJ Western White House. That was definitely one of the highlights.

We ate quite well to be sure - German food up in Hill Country, and all kinds of cuisine in both Austin and San Antonio.

What doesn’t quite confound me is that Texas still celebrates the civil war as a war of states rights - as witnessed by the memorials on the grounds of the capitol building. Let’s just ignore the fact that it was slavery that was behind the war, shall we?

147 lawhawk  Nov 10, 2014 6:50:41am

re: #141 Vicious Piebola

As opposed to a bunch of spoiled brat 2 year olds who fling poo at being told no.

148 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 6:51:17am

re: #136 Decatur Deb

Ahem. “Dixie” to be sung after the National Anthem per Mississippi ballot petition.

Ballot measure aims to protect Confederate heritage

myfox8.com

clarionledger.com[%27nl_rdin%27]&wpmm=[%271%27]

From the linked Clarion Ledger piece:

The 12-part measure would also establish “Confederate Heritage Month,” which would provide a curriculum base for school children to learn about “Mississippi’s Confederate history, heritage, achievements, and prominent people,” the initiative reads.

I’m guessing that segment covering Confederate achievements will take up at least ten seconds.

149 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 6:53:29am

re: #146 lawhawk

What doesn’t quite confound me is that Texas still celebrates the civil war as a war of states rights - as witnessed by the memorials on the grounds of the capitol building. Let’s just ignore the fact that it was slavery that was behind the war, shall we?

Texas Declaration of Causes mentions slavery 25 times.

150 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 6:57:22am

Cough, cough

151 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 7:02:16am

re:
#36

Ballot measure aims to protect Confederate heritage

So patriotism, much liberty.

/

152 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 7:05:01am
153 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 7:12:52am

re: #152 Backwoods_Sleuth

One of my favorite games to play on Twitter is “parody account or republican?”

another would be “Fox News or The Onion?”

154 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 7:24:25am

To my cat, closing my bedroom door tells her not “I’d like to sleep in peace,” but instead “I’d like you to tear up the carpet under my bedroom door trying to get inside.”

155 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:27:01am

WTFITS?
Republicans want to guy Social Security & blame OBAMA?

156 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 7:27:03am

re:
#154

To my cat, closing my bedroom door tells her not “I’d like to sleep in peace,” but instead “I’d like you to tear up the carpet under my bedroom door trying to get inside.”

Well that oughtta teach ya.

//

157 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 7:29:51am

re: #155 Vicious Piebola

WTFITS?
Republicans want to guy Social Security & blame OBAMA?

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To be fair, the President did offer “reforms” to SS in order to get Republicans to agree to avoid the sequester. I believe the GOP’s response to such was simply to increase their demands.

158 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:30:51am

re: #157 Targetpractice

To be fair, the President did offer “reforms” to SS in order to get Republicans to agree to avoid the sequester. I believe the GOP’s response to such was simply to increase their demands.

Isn’t Rand Paul the one who is going on and on about gutting SS or am I thinking of another wingnut?

159 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:31:06am

Paul Ryan.

160 NJDhockeyfan  Nov 10, 2014 7:31:31am
161 Lidane  Nov 10, 2014 7:33:06am

Pro tip: If you’re wanting to connect sort of telecom services for your business, don’t call a company one week before your grand opening and expect us to jump on command.

Potential client called me on Friday saying he needed everything done by this Saturday. Problem — his building is wired for fiber and not cable, meaning there is a mandatory 10 business day cycle for installation because of all the steps the techs need to take to get him set up.

Someone is not going to be set up this week and he’s going to be unhappy, but I can’t do anything about it. It’s his own damn fault for waiting until the last minute to get his services connected.

163 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 7:35:46am

re: #160 NJDhockeyfan

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That’s a lot of $, I guess he is happy with what he has and not willing to go on the senior tour and embarrass all involved.

Is there a Branson of Rock & Roll? Vegas?

164 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 7:36:39am

re: #160 NJDhockeyfan

Robert Plant ripped up a contract for a Led Zeppelin reunion presented by Richard Branson for nearly $800 million

He did it because he can no longer remember the words to “Whole Lotta’ Love.”

165 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 7:37:16am

re: #158 Vicious Piebola

Isn’t Rand Paul the one who is going on and on about gutting SS or am I thinking of another wingnut?

Bush II tried proposing it and it failed enormously.

166 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 7:38:03am

re: #164 Higgs Boson’s Mate

He did it because he can no longer remember the words to “Whole Lotta’ Love.”

He is still too alarmed by the bustle in his hedgerow,,,

167 andres  Nov 10, 2014 7:38:16am

re: #161 Lidane

Pro tip: If you’re wanting to connect sort of telecom services for your business, don’t call a company one week before your grand opening and expect us to jump on command.

Potential client called me on Friday saying he needed everything done by this Saturday. Problem — his building is wired for fiber and not cable, meaning there is a mandatory 10 business day cycle for installation because of all the steps the techs need to take to get him set up.

Someone is not going to be set up this week and he’s going to be unhappy, but I can’t do anything about it. It’s his own damn fault for waiting until the last minute to get his services connected.

I feel for you when users do that. They seem to think we are wizards, and carry around a magic wand that allows us to make anything possible.

168 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 7:38:28am

re:
#154

That’s why I don’t shut my bedroom door at night, or at least one of the reasons. So all the monsters sleep on my bed at night.

169 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:41:16am

Racism? What right-wing racism?

170 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 7:43:27am

re: #169 Vicious Piebola

Oh, she’s not qualified. Right.

171 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 7:44:06am

re: #160 NJDhockeyfan

…..but that didn’t stop Virgin’s Richard Branson from presenting him with a near $800 million offer for 35 dates in three cities according….

I hope that is a typo. Or, it could be one reason why he refused the offer.

172 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 7:44:29am

re: #155 Vicious Piebola

Wall Street ejaculates spontaneously at the thought of getting its hands on the Social Security trust fund.
Republicans ejaculate spontaneously at the thought of all the “speech” they’ll get for handing it over.

173 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:45:36am

re: #170 BigPapa

Oh, she’s not qualified. Right.

How wingnuts show they are “Not Racist!”

A Black Democrat gets elected/appointed
HURR HURR IT’S AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, NOT CONTENT OF CHARACTER!!!!!!!!

Asking “Why is Mia Love facing this Confederate Flag?”
HURR HURR YOUR TEH RACIST!!!! DEMOCRATS IS TEH RACISTS!!!!!

174 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 7:47:32am

BTW, I recently recently saw Jason Bonham’s Led Zep tribute act, and it’s actually a pretty good show. The singer does a pretty damned good job of sounding like a younger Robert Plant…..sans the hair.

175 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:48:58am

NO RIGHT-WING RACISM TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG NOW

176 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 7:48:59am

SCIENCE EXPERT SPEAKS!!11!!

177 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 7:51:27am

re:
#169

First Female African American AG Is All Swell & Neat, But Shouldn’t We Nominate An AG Based On Qualifications?

Yeah, what does this woman do for work anyway?

//

178 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 7:51:58am

Government sucks, that’s why I join it. Right.

179 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 7:53:02am

Awaiting the Kurt Warner victimhoodpersecutiondefense parade today.

180 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 7:53:42am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

These people are so toolish. The government created the fucking internet you moron. If you let private corporations do it you’ll be paying $200 a month for a crappy 56k modem from Comcast while their CEO swims in a golden swimming pool full of llama milk.

181 NJDhockeyfan  Nov 10, 2014 7:54:09am

Happy b-day USMC!

182 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 7:54:52am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

SCIENCE EXPERT SPEAKS!!11!!

“Net Neutrality” is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.

Ted comparing two things he obviously fails to understand. He should throw in Climate Change and Evolution as well to make his point,

And Benghazi…

183 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 7:55:02am

re: #179 BigPapa

Awaiting the Kurt Warner victimhoodpersecutiondefense parade today.

The twitter crowd pretty muched destroyed him. There are times when you should temporarily shut down your social media account….Kurt needs to realize this is one of those times.

184 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 7:56:08am

re: #179 BigPapa

Awaiting the Kurt Warner victimhoodpersecutiondefense parade today.

Kurt Warner - hilarious.

“I don’t want you people in Tennessee to throw a brick through your TV set, but I think we might be seeing some air-quote-evolution-end-air-quote among NFL quarterbacks this year.”

185 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 7:56:58am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dear Senator Cruz,
In your opinion, would allowing ISPs to charge tolls to services like Netflix make the implementation of IPv6 more important or less important?
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen

186 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 7:57:58am
187 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 7:57:59am

POTUS announces he supports “Net Neutrality” in unison all the wingnuts erupt against it.

188 Lidane  Nov 10, 2014 7:59:02am

re: #179 BigPapa

Awaiting the Kurt Warner victimhoodpersecutiondefense parade today.

Kurt Warner is a moron.

“I’m not fully buying the evolutionary theory where one species transforms into another,” Warner said. “But if we’re talking about the idea that every species has the ability to adapt over time, then I’m all in.”

So he doesn’t believe in the Creationist misconception of evolution, but he believes in Darwin’s theory of natural selection?

Seems legit.

189 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 7:59:06am
190 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 7:59:14am

re: #187 Vicious Piebola

POTUS announces he supports “Net Neutrality” in unison all the wingnuts erupt against it.

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On the plus side, if the government gets out of the internet business, us inner city types will get all the fiber, and the red staters will get none.

191 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 7:59:24am

If the government doesn’t regulate the internet, the private sector will. That’ll turn out great, right?

Dumbasses.

192 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 8:00:22am

re: #191 BigPapa

If the government doesn’t regulate the internet, the private sector will. That’ll turn out great, right?

It’s a simple concept and yet one which a lot of people entirely fail to grasp. They live in a fantasy world where the private sector is hundreds of thousands of tiny shops selling string.

193 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 8:00:43am

STRING PRICES AT ALL-TIME LOWS THANKS TO MARKET ECONOMY

194 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:01:16am

Kurt Warner: ‘I don’t buy that species transform into another, but if they evolve over time I’m all in.’

Michelle Backnforthmann: ‘The people held up a big stop sign, but they want us to move forward.’

I sense a trend here.

195 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:01:28am
196 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:01:54am

re:
#176

“Net Neutrality” is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.

An Amazing tweet. He mentions two policy issues and says nothing of substance about either.

197 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:02:11am

Who run Internet Town? I run Internet Town.

198 Flounder  Nov 10, 2014 8:02:35am

Kittehs can swim!

199 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:02:42am

re: #154 Targetpractice

To my cat, closing my bedroom door tells her not “I’d like to sleep in peace,” but instead “I’d like you to tear up the carpet under my bedroom door trying to get inside.”

Hmmmmm, do you have a larger door, maybe leading from the outside of the general entrance to your house, that you could place him? I would guess that after a few times he would mellow?

200 iossarian  Nov 10, 2014 8:02:48am

re: #197 BigPapa

Who run Internet Town? I run Internet Town.

Genius.

201 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 8:04:03am

re: #188 Lidane

Kurt Warner is a moron.

So he doesn’t believe in the Creationist misconception of evolution, but he believes in Darwin’s theory of natural selection?

Seems legit.

I like Kurt Warner, but ugh, just ugh.

202 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:04:50am
203 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:05:33am

re: #201 Timothy Watson

I like Kurt Warner, but ugh, just ugh.

He’s a Tebow with a smaller mouth and a better arm.

204 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:06:45am

The speed of government:

Felt an earthquake. In 5 min, it was posted on the USGS website with location and strength. To which I posted to the ‘Did You Feel It?’ site with information.

For a few years, I would get tsunami warnings texted and emailed to me from the NOAA website. That stopped due to funding reductions.

Ted Cruz and his ilk are slowing government down. That is the plan.

205 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 8:06:57am

re: #188 Lidane

Kurt Warner is a moron.

So he doesn’t believe in the Creationist misconception of evolution, but he believes in Darwin’s theory of natural selection?

Seems legit.

They just loves them some Social Darwinism.

206 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 8:07:23am

re: #199 bill d

Hmmmmm, do you have a larger door, maybe leading from the outside of the general entrance to your house, that you could place him? I would guess that after a few times he would mellow?

Or he’d climb a tree, get onto the roof, and then scratch at the window screen to be let in.
(Seen it.)

208 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 8:08:36am

re: #204 BigPapa

The speed of government:

Felt an earthquake. In 5 min, it was posted on the USGS website with location and strength. To which I posted to the ‘Did You Feel It?’ site with information.

For a few years, I would get tsunami warnings texted and emailed to me from the NOAA website. That stopped due to funding reductions.

Ted Cruz and his ilk are slowing government down. That is the plan.

But look how Ted and friends have already destroyed Ebola and ISIS — at least as far as the media are concerned. All it took was an election cycle completing.
///

209 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:08:38am

Here’s the actual thing:

210 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:10:29am

re: #202 Vicious Piebola

So the internet is now a utility to POTUS. Just like cars, health care, retirement, homes, student loans.

I think that we’ve just discovered Sarah Palin’s speechwriter.

211 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:13:22am
212 Zamb  Nov 10, 2014 8:14:28am

re: #204 BigPapa

The speed of government:

Felt an earthquake. In 5 min, it was posted on the USGS website with location and strength. To which I posted to the ‘Did You Feel It?’ site with information.

For a few years, I would get tsunami warnings texted and emailed to me from the NOAA website. That stopped due to funding reductions.

Ted Cruz and his ilk are slowing government down. That is the plan.

That is exactly their plan. All this fucking gridlock plays right into their anti-government message.

213 Snarknado!  Nov 10, 2014 8:15:06am

re: #154 Targetpractice

To my cat, closing my bedroom door tells her not “I’d like to sleep in peace,” but instead “I’d like you to tear up the carpet under my bedroom door trying to get inside.”

When one of my former cats, now deceased, started waking me at the crack of dawn every morning by pounding on the blinds (she wanted to see out), I solved the problem by closing her into the bathroom at night. With a nice bed, and access to food , water and litter box. Problem solved, no carpet to tear up.

214 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:15:37am

Nice try, but all these “racist” liberals seem to be other African-Americans who are angry at what they see as pandering and betrayal by the Stepford Blacks

215 Ace-o-aces  Nov 10, 2014 8:16:15am
216 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:16:26am

re:
#209

I’m urging the
@FCC
to keep the internet open and free. Here’s my plan to protect
#NetNeutrality
for everyone:

Hurr hurr Obamo’s a DICTATOR!!! Impeach!!!!11

217 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 8:17:33am

re: #213 Snarknado!

When one of my former cats, now deceased, started waking me at the crack of dawn every morning by pounding on the blinds (she wanted to see out), I solved the problem by closing her into the bathroom at night. With a nice bed, and access to food , water and litter box. Problem solved, no carpet to tear up.

I got around that by leaving one blind raised about one foot to allow the cats to get behind them and look without the crashing as they squeezed through a gap.

And with the dawn shifting of pigeon flocks there is a lot of cat activity following them.

218 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:17:47am

re: #214 Vicious Piebola

During the election, liberal Democrats used the race card in an attempt to label all Republicans as racist.

I don’t think that all Republicans are racist. Some are just bigoted, xenophobic homophobes.

219 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:18:03am

re:
#210

I think that we’ve just discovered Sarah Palin’s speechwriter.

It’s a sad world when Derp can always get a job.

220 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:19:43am

re: #218 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I don’t think that all Republicans are racist. Some are just bigoted, xenophobic homophobes.

Which unfortunately are most of the elected ones.

221 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:21:14am

re: #219 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#210

It’s a sad world when Derp can always get a job.

Speaking of which, what happened to all of those billionaires with whom a certain award winning journalist was going to meet?

222 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:21:46am

re: #219 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#210

It’s a sad world when Derp can always get a job.

Derp not only can always get a job but Derp can pay quite well. Just ask Rush, Sean, Glenn, Bill, and several others.

223 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:22:06am
224 Ace-o-aces  Nov 10, 2014 8:22:11am
225 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:22:40am

re: #214 Vicious Piebola

In the incessant argumentum al petulantium, any discussion of race is racism.

Calling a black person an Uncle Tom is racist. Criticizing a black person is racism. Saying ‘black person’ is racism.

Although most of them are idiots, this erodes the term and meaning of what racism is, making it a bland term and the meaning muddied. This enables them to continue their racism. I think some of them know this.

226 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:23:19am

re:
#221

Speaking of which, what happened to all of those billionaires with whom a certain award winning journalist was going to meet?

And what happened to the EBOLA CRISIS!!!!!!!? Surely there are more addresses to publish because PUBLIC GOOD!!!!11

227 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 8:24:04am

re: #225 BigPapa

Although most of them are idiots, this erodes the term and meaning of what racism is, making it a bland term and the meaning muddied. This enables them to continue their racism. I think some of them know this.

…but a lot of them don’t, because they see themselves as “racial realists”.

228 Snarknado!  Nov 10, 2014 8:24:54am

re: #217 Feline Fearless Leader

I got around that by leaving one blind raised about one foot to allow the cats to get behind them and look without the crashing as they squeezed through a gap.

And with the dawn shifting of pigeon flocks there is a lot of cat activity following them.

(Mine was observing the crows.) Glad it worked for you. This cat had one particular blind in mind, no other one would do — and leaving it open would have shone light directly into my eyes.

229 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:25:13am
230 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:25:18am

So if Scott Walker wins the nomination and picks Jeb to be his running mate then we’ll have a Walker/Bush ticket or W/Bush.

231 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:25:35am

re: #228 Snarknado!

(Mine was observing the crows.) Glad it worked for you. This cat had one particular blind in mind, no other one would do — and leaving it open would have shone light directly into my eyes.

Well, duh!!!

:D

232 Snarknado!  Nov 10, 2014 8:26:48am

re: #231 Backwoods_Sleuth

FFL seems to have less discriminating cats, :)

233 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:28:22am

re: #230 bill d

So if Scott Walker wins the nomination and picks Jeb to be his running mate then we’ll have a Walker/Bush ticket or W/Bush.

Why not Jeb win and him pick Liz Cheney because Bush-Cheney worked out so well last time.

234 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:28:28am
235 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:31:16am

re: #234 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Obama inspires entire GOP congressional caucus to die of oxygen deprivation after declaring his love of Oxygen. Cruz vows never to have “big government oxygen” again.

236 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:31:55am

Before Obama walks out the door he really needs to f*ck with Cruz and end the US’ stupid Cuba isolation policy. Let’s give that guy something to really howl about.

237 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 8:32:01am

He’s a complete tool:

238 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:32:31am

re: #233 HappyWarrior

Why not Jeb win and him pick Liz Cheney because Bush-Cheney worked out so well last time.

Jeb Bush and Mia Love. Bush-Love, because they gots it.

239 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 8:33:08am

Anyone remember a couple years ago when the GOP was OUTRAGED!!1! when the government was turning over some of the Internet functions to a civilian nonprofit?

Good times, good, times.

240 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:33:36am

re:
#238

Jeb Bush and Mia Love. Bush-Love, because they gots it.

Nah.

McCain/Palin II, Electric Boogalu

241 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:34:44am

re: #239 Timothy Watson

Anyone remember a couple years ago when the GOP was OUTRAGED!!1! when the government was turning over some of the Internet functions to a civilian nonprofit?

Good times, good, times.

They have profound feelings about these things despite not knowing the difference between DNS and DNA.

242 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:35:09am

re: #237 Dr. Matt

He’s a complete tool:

[Embedded content]

There can be only one explanation:

243 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:35:48am

I ain’t come from no exploding rock.

244 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:36:49am

re: #243 BigPapa

I ain’t come from no exploding rock.

If we came from exploding rocks how come there are still exploded rocks?!?

//

245 BigPapa  Nov 10, 2014 8:37:09am

re: #244 bill d

If we came from exploding rocks how come there are still exploded rocks?!?

//

WTF IS LAVA THEN?

246 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:37:40am
247 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:37:53am

re: #245 BigPapa

WTF IS LAVA THEN?

I think it has something to do with Monster Energy Drink.

248 Zamb  Nov 10, 2014 8:38:29am

re: #237 Dr. Matt

How did dirt become a living being? Oh yea that’s right his side is allowed to use the “magic!” argument.

249 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:38:53am
250 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:39:28am

re: #246 Vicious Piebola

[Embedded content]

Getting rid of net neutrality and those Freepathons will never end.

251 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 8:39:56am

re: #49 Vicious Piebola

[Embedded image]

It’s why I refer to the Tea Party types as barbarians. They don’t understand civilization and wouldn’t like it if they did.

252 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:40:08am

Warner should stick to football.

253 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 8:41:14am

re: #251 Romantic Heretic

It’s why I refer to the Tea Party types as barbarians. They don’t understand civilization and wouldn’t like it if they did.

Did the guy who made his money by using roads and infrastructure have to pay a toll?

254 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 8:41:17am

GOP/Wingnuts: “WE TOTALLY SUPPORT A!”

President: “I’ve decided to come out in support of A.”

G/W: “A IS BIG GOVERNMENT! WE OPPOSE A!!”

Media: “The President is being confrontational by supporting A at this time.”

255 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:41:20am

Romney/Ryan. Because why not, you needed two GOP white guys who would sell their own mothers if it made them a buck.

256 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:41:28am

re: #252 HappyWarrior

Warner should stick to football.

I’m looking at you Northern Iowa:

Warner graduated from University of Northern Iowa in 1993 with a degree in communications.

257 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 8:42:30am

re: #57 Vicious Piebola

Googling “Ayn Rand Who Will Build The Roads” brings up all manner of idiotic bullshit. Essentially, Libertarians have no answer for this question so their standard response is to ridicule anyone who asks it.

I recently thought of a thing that will really put the anarchists, I mean ‘Libertarians’, on the spot: the child sex trade.

How would a Libertarian society, if such a thing be called ‘society’, stop it? Would it even try?

258 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:42:30am

HURR HURR WE HAVE TO IMPEACH OBAMA BECAUSE THEN ROMNEY BECOMES TEH PRESIDENT!!!!11!!1!!!

259 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 10, 2014 8:42:50am

Disclosure time:

I am suffering from severe depression, and was self-medicating. Today I got an appointment to see a new psychiatrist, because my other doc wasn’t in network. My GP is hopefully filling out my FMLA paperwork.

I’m not sure where this all turns out, but it’s been horrible.

So, yeah, politics.

260 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 8:43:27am

re: #254 Targetpractice

GOP/Wingnuts: “WE TOTALLY SUPPORT A!”

President: “I’ve decided to come out in support of A.”

G/W: “A IS BIG GOVERNMENT! WE OPPOSE A!!”

Media: “The President is being confrontational by supporting A at this time.”

I still recall the moment during the Romney-Obama debates in which Mitt explained that Romneycare was passed by a bipartisan majority, but Obamacare was “forced on us” by a Democratic majority.

All but admitting the only reason the GOP opposed it unilaterally was because Obama supported it.

261 Timothy Watson  Nov 10, 2014 8:43:34am

re: #249 Vicious Piebola

[Embedded content]

Didn’t the Politburo have those in the USSR?

262 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:43:49am

re: #248 Zamb

How did dirt become a living being? Oh yea that’s right his side is allowed to use the “magic!” argument.

Three times in the Bible (KJV):

“In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.’ — Genesis 3:19

“All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.” — Eccl. 3:20

“Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.” — Eccl. 12:7

263 Decatur Deb  Nov 10, 2014 8:43:51am

re: #249 Vicious Piebola

Turd Cruz is against net neutrality, so it’s just a matter of time before he advocates special highway lanes for rich people.

Yon satirist hasn’t really grasped the concept of “toll road/toll bridge”. You should discuss your favorite bridge troll with him.

264 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:44:02am

re: #261 Timothy Watson

Didn’t the Politburo have those in the USSR?

Well, they were the only ones who had cars.

265 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 8:44:12am

re: #61 Dark_Falcon

That idea being a misreading of Adam Smith, though I know you meant it as a joke. Smith thought that government had infrastructure roles it could play, but as always most people who have heard his name only know SMITH!!1, and don’t know the real views of Adam Smith.

“He is not a wise or good man who does not at all times prefer the public interest to his own.” - Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments

266 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 10, 2014 8:44:37am

We have no workable abiogenesis scenario that would rise to the level of a theory. The problem is that “God did it” doesn’t even rise to the level of a hypothesis.

267 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 8:45:03am

re: #256 bill d

Warner graduated from University of Northern Iowa in 1993 with a degree in communications.

Sarah Palin is another luminary who has a degree in communications.

268 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 10, 2014 8:45:25am

re: #266 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

We have no workable abiogenesis scenario that would rise to the level of a theory. The problem is that “God did it” doesn’t even rise to the level of a hypothesis.

That’s your theory…

269 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:45:42am

re: #263 Decatur Deb

Yon satirist hasn’t really grasped the concept of “toll road/toll bridge”. You should discuss your favorite bridge troll with him.

Keep in mind that the Bridge Troll did not actually BUILD the bridge, he bought it.

Which shows that for the 1% “Hey, ya wanna buy a bridge?” isn’t a scam but AN ACTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

270 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:46:29am
271 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 8:46:49am

Should I make a page of all this Net Neutrality derp?

272 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 8:47:05am

re: #74 Dark_Falcon

BBT for real. It’s my birthday today, so wish me luck.

Happy Birthday, D_F. Hope it’s a good one.

273 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 8:47:18am

re: #271 Vicious Piebola

Should I make a page of all this Net Neutrality derp?

yep

274 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 8:47:39am

re:
#270

SCPatriot13

Let me guess: another “patriot” with a Confederate flag.

275 Decatur Deb  Nov 10, 2014 8:47:43am

re: #269 Vicious Piebola

Keep in mind that the Bridge Troll did not actually BUILD the bridge, he bought it.

Which shows that for the 1% “Hey, ya wanna buy a bridge?” isn’t a scam but AN ACTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

When I was a student/factory worker in Louisville, I65 was a toll road. There were definitely days when it was a highway for “rich(er) people”.

276 Zamb  Nov 10, 2014 8:50:16am

re: #257 Romantic Heretic

I recently thought of a thing that will really put the anarchists, I mean ‘Libertarians’, on the spot: the child sex trade.

How would a Libertarian society, if such a thing be called ‘society’, stop it? Would it even try?

In their mind it just wouldn’t happen, a child sex trade is a product of domination of the powerful over the weak, something that in their fantasy only occurs by entities referred to as governments.

277 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 8:52:42am

re: #276 Zamb

In their mind it just wouldn’t happen, a child sex trade is a product of domination of the powerful over the weak, something that in their fantasy only occurs by entities referred to as governments.

Ah, and like piracy, is only a theoretical aberration.
/

278 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 8:53:25am

When Houston built a new toll road a few years ago in the more conservative part of the area, the RWNJs shit themselves in outrage. They really are the most conflicted and contradictory segment of society.

279 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 8:54:22am

re: #278 Dr. Matt

When Houston built a new toll road a few years ago in the more conservative part of the area, the RWNJs shit themselves in outrage. They really are the most conflicted and contradictory segment of society.

Was that a privately built toll road, or by the state/county/city?

Makes a *world* of difference!
/

280 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 8:54:23am

re: #260 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I still recall the moment during the Romney-Obama debates in which Mitt explained that Romneycare was passed by a bipartisan majority, but Obamacare was “forced on us” by a Democratic majority.

All but admitting the only reason the GOP opposed it unilaterally was because Obama supported it.

Best part was when Obama called out Mitt for saying previously he felt Romneycare should be a model for the nation. Mitt tried to weasel out of it saying states rights blah blah but he was trapped there. Mitt’s problem will always be that the guy has zero principles and will play the role of Moderate Mitt when he needs to win a general election but the role of right wing Mitt when he wants to win the nomination.

281 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 8:56:20am

LOL, please proceed OxyRush

Radio host Rush Limbaugh has threatened to sue the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) for defamation, The Daily Caller has learned.

Limbaugh retained the services of lawyer Patty Glaser and demanded that the DCCC “preserve all records in anticipation of a lawsuit for defamation and interference” after the Democratic Party group led a campaign against Limbaugh based on out-of-context statements the host made about sexual assault.

dailycaller.com

282 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 10, 2014 8:56:26am

re: #278 Dr. Matt

When Houston built a new toll road a few years ago in the more conservative part of the area, the RWNJs shit themselves in outrage. They really are the most conflicted and contradictory segment of society.

Houston is always building SOME road.

283 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 8:58:46am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

SCIENCE EXPERT SPEAKS!!11!!

[Embedded content]

Holy crap! That is so derptastic I can’t think of anything to say.

284 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:00:01am

re:
#281

To paraphrase Chris Christie, “Get in line….”

285 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 9:01:55am

re: #204 BigPapa

The speed of government:

Felt an earthquake. In 5 min, it was posted on the USGS website with location and strength. To which I posted to the ‘Did You Feel It?’ site with information.

For a few years, I would get tsunami warnings texted and emailed to me from the NOAA website. That stopped due to funding reductions.

Ted Cruz and his ilk are slowing government down. That is the plan.

If government does good things how can people know that government is bad? Ergo, we must destroy it.

286 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 9:02:38am

Government control of a utility is bad! Protected monopolies like the power companies enjoy are good!

////

287 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 9:04:12am

re: #286 Targetpractice

Government control of a utility is bad! Protected monopolies like the power companies enjoy are good!

////

DEREGULATE THE ELECTRIC COMPANIES AND THE PRICES WILL GO DOWN FOR EVERYBODY

288 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 9:05:26am
289 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 9:05:55am

re: #281 bill d

LOL, please proceed OxyRush

dailycaller.com

“out-of-context statements”

Translation: They quoted me exactly.

290 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 9:06:10am

re: #281 bill d

LOL, please proceed OxyRush

dailycaller.com

Please proceed Rush. Please. You’re going to be exposed even more for being a sexist racist piece of shit.

291 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 9:07:03am

re: #289 Dr. Matt

dailycaller.com

“out-of-context statements”

Translation: They quoted me exactly.

Pretty much. If Limbaugh doesn’t want to be called a sexist asshole, maybe he shouldn’t act like a sexist asshole but then again without that, he wouldn’t have a living. He’s made a pretty penny the past two decades being a pathetic bigot that tells the GOP base what they want to hear.

292 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 9:08:25am

re: #259 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing

Disclosure time:

I am suffering from severe depression, and was self-medicating. Today I got an appointment to see a new psychiatrist, because my other doc wasn’t in network. My GP is hopefully filling out my FMLA paperwork.

I’m not sure where this all turns out, but it’s been horrible.

So, yeah, politics.

Been there, done that. I’m lucky I live in Canada where we have public healthcare, and my disability pays for my drugs. I’d be a dead man otherwise.

So I’m one of those people the anarchists, I mean Libertarians, think doesn’t exist. Some one aided by government.

Sending strength and positive vibes your way. Depression is survivable.

293 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 9:10:27am
294 Romantic Heretic  Nov 10, 2014 9:11:01am

re: #276 Zamb

In their mind it just wouldn’t happen, a child sex trade is a product of domination of the powerful over the weak, something that in their fantasy only occurs by entities referred to as governments.

And then they accuse us ‘commies’ for having no understanding of human nature.

295 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 9:11:17am

re: #281 bill d

LOL, please proceed OxyRush

dailycaller.com

Threats are as far as it will go. It’s certain the Moby Derp’s lawyer informed him that civil suits allow practically unlimited discovery.

296 bill d  Nov 10, 2014 9:12:44am

re: #289 Dr. Matt

dailycaller.com

“out-of-context statements”

Translation: They quoted me exactly.

ANYBODY WHO QUOTES ME IS A LIAR!!

297 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:13:37am

re:
#296

Only Dittoheads our supposed to listen to my radio show!!!!11

298 Dr. Matt  Nov 10, 2014 9:13:51am

re: #296 bill d

ANYBODY WHO QUOTES ME IS A LIAR!!

AND A FEMINAZI!

299 HappyWarrior  Nov 10, 2014 9:14:22am

re: #298 Dr. Matt

AND A FEMINAZI!

There’s a special place for him for popularizing that term.

300 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 9:14:40am

re: #298 Dr. Matt

AND A FEMINAZI!

AND A SLUT!!11!!

301 Eventual Carrion  Nov 10, 2014 9:15:38am

re: #243 BigPapa

I ain’t come from no exploding rock.

Well, dad got his rocks off and …

302 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:18:01am

Back in the early days of Media Matters they had this little animated skit thing modeled along the lines of Hollywood Squares but with various wingnuts in the “squares” hooting and hollering. Rush was in one of the squares and he yells “feminazi!!!” a few times.

Pretty hilarious, wish I could dig it up again.

303 nearly-headless smith25  Nov 10, 2014 9:24:52am
304 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 10, 2014 9:26:16am

And, of course, derp erupts in the comments:

305 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 9:34:21am

re: #303 nearly-headless smith25

[Embedded content]

It’s why I’m afraid we might see a repeat of 2000 in 2016, with the Dem nominee doing everything possible to put distance between themselves and the President, leaving them trying to explain why the American people should vote for them instead of simply against the party of such an “unpopular” president.

306 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 9:35:21am

re: #305 Targetpractice

It’s why I’m afraid we might see a repeat of 2000 in 2016, with the Dem nominee doing everything possible to put distance between themselves and the President, leaving them trying to explain why the American people should vote for them instead of simply against the party of such an “unpopular” president.

It worked for Al Gore.

307 garzooma  Nov 10, 2014 9:35:26am

Andrew Sullivan featured the Breitbart site in his Correction Of The Day:

Josh Marshall flags a doozy from Breitbart that, to do it justice, needs the full screenshot seen below:

308 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 9:36:38am
309 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:38:15am

re:
#304

And, of course, derp erupts in the comment

Nomoar Upologee Tours!!!!!1

310 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:40:10am

re:
#308

Obama is trying to take over Internet with Net Nutraily to prevent 2016 elections and to cut off communications between Conservative Patriot Americans and take are guns!11

311 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 10, 2014 9:40:23am

re: #308 Vicious Piebola

[Embedded content]

When does the huge amount of derp appear about Comcast obviously being secretly run by Muslim interests due to the big red crescent in their logo?
///

312 Ace-o-aces  Nov 10, 2014 9:40:54am

Looks like Chuckles is trying to take credit for discovering Breibart’s mistake:

313 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 10, 2014 9:42:27am

re:
#312

Chuck c. Johnson solves the Ebola Crisis and fixes all the Internet errers so take that LIBtards@!!!!!11

314 Targetpractice  Nov 10, 2014 9:43:27am

re: #312 Ace-o-aces

Looks like Chuckles is trying to take credit for discovering Breibart’s mistake:

[Embedded content]

Didn’t you know, Chucky is the first with every major breaking news story. If a major media outlet reports on something, they owe him a acknowledgement or else they’re stealing his hard work.

//

315 Vicious Piebola  Nov 10, 2014 9:45:22am

re: #314 Targetpractice

Didn’t you know, Chucky is the first with every major breaking news story. If a major media outlet reports on something, they owe him a acknowledgement or else they’re stealing his hard work.

//

Even if he stole it from them.

316 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 10, 2014 10:19:20am

re: #314 Targetpractice

Didn’t you know, Chucky is the first with every major breaking news story. If a major media outlet reports on something, they owe him a acknowledgement or else they’re stealing his hard work.

//

The lad does have the habit of jumping in front of the parade and then flourishing a Grand Marshal’s baton.

317 Saint Stephen  Nov 10, 2014 1:45:17pm

re: #192 iossarian

Paraphrasing from a Tom Tomorrow cartoon I saw years ago, “Huge multinational corporations always have our best interests at heart”


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