What if the Ku Klux Klan Were More Inclusive?

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Some concepts are not really worth pursuing.

For example, reclaiming the swastika as a Buddhist symbol of good fortune? Not gonna happen.

Same principle applies to this well-known Montana white supremacist’s attempt to launch an all-new “inclusive” Ku Klux Klan.

Not gonna happen. The brand is too fucked up.

John Abarr of Great Falls claims he is a reformed man, which is why he’s started a new KKK group called the Rocky Mountain Knights. Though he won’t say exactly how many members this new KKK group has, the organization will not discriminate against people because of race, religion or sexual orientation.

“The KKK is for a strong America,” Abarr said. “White supremacy is the old Klan. This is the new Klan.”

Though he’s long been involved in white supremacy organizations growing up in Wyoming and Montana, Abarr claims his opinions have slowly evolved. Last year he met with members of the NAACP in Casper, Wyo. It has inspired him to organize a peace summit with the NAACP and other religious groups in the summer of 2015. …

But officials at the Montana Human Rights Network are suspicious about Abarr’s latest move. Rachel Carroll-Rivas, co-director of MHRN, said Abarr doesn’t need to use the KKK to form a more inclusive organization.

“If John Abarr was actually reformed, he could drop the label of the KKK,” she said.

(h/t: The Root.)

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532 comments
1 Dr. Matt  Nov 11, 2014 6:28:47pm
2 Charles Johnson  Nov 11, 2014 6:30:29pm

People who join the KKK are not well, by definition.

3 dog philosopher  Nov 11, 2014 6:33:45pm

“The KKK is for a strong America,” Abarr said. “White supremacy is the old Klan. This is the new Klan.”

oh, it makes perfect sense to me

they only lynch “liberals”

4 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:34:14pm
5 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:34:18pm

Mr Show - The new KKK

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6 thedopefishlives  Nov 11, 2014 6:35:10pm

re: #4 Vicious Piebola

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The Spongebob stuff off to the right really makes that photo.

7 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:35:34pm

Obviously these guys are a bunch of Democrats who back radical liberal policies, right?

*crickets*

8 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:37:59pm

re: #6 thedopefishlives

The Spongebob stuff off to the right really makes that photo.

It’s a really lame Photoshop. Would have been much better if they had actual Gay Black guys in pink robes.

9 CuriousLurker  Nov 11, 2014 6:39:00pm

I’m gonna call it a night, but I wanted to leave this little bit of good news in case anyone missed it:

Later, lizards.

10 Floral Giraffe  Nov 11, 2014 6:40:14pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Um, I hate to say this, but you’re listening to Wham….

11 thedopefishlives  Nov 11, 2014 6:40:44pm

re: #8 Vicious Piebola

It’s a really lame Photoshop. Would have been much better if they had actual Gay Black guys in pink robes.

I know, but it still makes me giggle.

12 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 6:41:25pm

What if the Ku Klux Klan Were More Inclusive?

What. The. Fuck?!?
13 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:41:58pm

re: #10 Floral Giraffe

Um, I hate to say this, but you’re listening to Wham….

You have to put it in the proper context…

Youtube Video

14 bratwurst  Nov 11, 2014 6:42:48pm
15 stpaulbear  Nov 11, 2014 6:43:12pm

He does look like someone who would think this is a great idea…

16 Amory Blaine  Nov 11, 2014 6:43:27pm

OMG!! WHAM?!?! Must be time for my annual LGF donation.

17 Amory Blaine  Nov 11, 2014 6:43:54pm

re: #13 Kragar

Awesome scene.

18 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 6:44:06pm

re: #7 Kragar

Obviously these guys are a bunch of Democrats who back radical liberal policies, right?

*crickets*

TEH KU KLUX KLAN WAS STARTED BY DEMONCRATS, TEH REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN AGAINST THE KKK SINCE TEH BEGINING

19 Floral Giraffe  Nov 11, 2014 6:46:05pm

re: #13 Kragar

For you!
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20 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:47:02pm

re: #17 Amory Blaine

Awesome scene.

Went to see it in the theater. I was thinking “What the hell did I just waste my money on?” and then we got to that scene.

21 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:48:21pm

re: #19 Floral Giraffe

For you!
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And for you…

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22 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 6:51:29pm

Dream on, Mia.

23 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 6:52:10pm

re: #18 teleskiguy

TEH KU KLUX KLAN WAS STARTED BY DEMONCRATS, TEH REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN AGAINST THE KKK SINCE TEH BEGINING

Well, it is Montana, where the state Republican party has a history of showing Klansmen and their friends the door. While its a red state, its not a Southern state and thus the Klan and the Lost Cause generally has a great deal less sympathy. That isn’t to say there aren’t some people who’ll like this dumb idea, but neither major party in Montana is going to have a problem calling these racist assholes out as the dishonest shits that they are.

24 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:53:10pm

re: #13 Kragar

You have to put it in the proper context…

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WTF was that?

25 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 6:53:11pm

re: #22 teleskiguy

Dream on, Mia.

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Well, it did work out pretty well the last time America elected an actor…

/dives into bunker

26 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:54:47pm

re: #22 teleskiguy

Dream on, Mia.

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Not gonna happen in my lifetime.

27 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 6:55:04pm

re: #9 CuriousLurker

I’m gonna call it a night, but I wanted to leave this little bit of good news in case anyone missed it:

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Later, lizards.

And the Art is intact.

Sad that that is my care, not the people who can’t pay for water.

I accept my failing. Trying to be better.

28 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 6:55:46pm

re: #24 Vicious Piebola

WTF was that?

Zoolander

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29 Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 11, 2014 6:56:28pm

Meet the new boss…

30 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 6:56:54pm

re: #25 Dark_Falcon

Well, it did work out pretty well the last time America elected an actor…

/dives into bunker

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are actors?!?

31 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:57:37pm

re: #28 Kragar

Zoolander

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I never saw that. Why were they spraying gasoline everywhere? What was the price of gas when that movie was made?

32 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 6:58:56pm

These people are totally fucking serious about their bikes. I think there are more bikes in Amsterdam than cars.

33 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 6:59:13pm

re: #22 teleskiguy

Dream on, Mia.

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Nice to know that Mia is still getting higher than you can throw a ball.

34 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 6:59:54pm

Hope this makes you smile as much as it did me.

Rick Perry is visiting South Carolina (preparing for his 2016 run.) He went to a gun manufacturer for a little photo op, and they presented him with a special gun. HOWEVER, he was unable to touch it because, as we all know, he’s under a felony indictment and can’t handle firearms.

BOOM. You’re welcome.

35 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 7:01:21pm

I understand that this will be the flag they carry at all their parades and functions.

Don’t feel bad recycling this one….
36 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 7:02:00pm

re: #34 BeachDem

Hope this makes you smile as much as it did me.

Rick Perry is visiting South Carolina (preparing for his 2016 run.) He went to a gun manufacturer for a little photo op, and they presented him with a special gun. HOWEVER, he was unable to touch it because, as we all know, he’s under a felony indictment and can’t handle firearms.

BOOM. You’re welcome.

Actually, because he has not been convicted he can still handle any firearms he already owns. He just can’t be given any guns he does not own until he beats the rap (which I think he’ll do).

37 Amory Blaine  Nov 11, 2014 7:02:07pm

re: #32 Vicious Piebola

While the roads crumble in my city…

38 William Barnett-Lewis  Nov 11, 2014 7:02:11pm

re: #22 teleskiguy

Dream on, Mia.

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I’d rather Bernie and Senator Gillespie of New York but I’d guess it’s going to be someone not really on the radar right now that keeps Hillary off the ticket again.

39 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:03:55pm

re: #37 Amory Blaine

While the roads crumble in my city…

Roads? Luxury!

40 3eff Jeff  Nov 11, 2014 7:04:59pm

re: #37 Amory Blaine

While the roads crumble in my city…

Clearly, your city needs to sell the roads to private companies, and let them use the tolls collected to fix them.

41 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:06:23pm

re: #34 BeachDem

Hope this makes you smile as much as it did me.

Rick Perry is visiting South Carolina (preparing for his 2016 run.) He went to a gun manufacturer for a little photo op, and they presented him with a special gun. HOWEVER, he was unable to touch it because, as we all know, he’s under a felony indictment and can’t handle firearms.

BOOM. You’re welcome.

Love it, tweeted it with #oops

42 lawhawk  Nov 11, 2014 7:06:33pm
43 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 7:06:39pm

re: #37 Amory Blaine

While the roads crumble in my city…

45 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 7:09:10pm

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

Just one short year ago:

A Montana recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan named John Abarr met in Casper, Wyoming, last weekend with members of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. It’s believed to be the first such meeting in history and was called by the Casper branch of the NAACP because the KKK has been distributing flyers in the economically depressed Wyoming coal town of Gillette, where there has also been a rash of hate crime recently. A few days before the meeting, Abarr, who ran unsuccessfully for Montana’s US House seat in 2011, tweeted the following:

“A certain amount of segregation is a good thing, [Abarr] says. White police should stay in white neighborhoods and black officers in black neighborhoods. Color-blindness doesn’t even make sense. Interracial marriage? No. It’s better if the races are kept separate. Completely opposed. ‘Because we want white babies,’ he says.

The 6 Most Awkward Moments From the Historic KKK-NAACP Summit

motherjones.com

46 lawhawk  Nov 11, 2014 7:11:19pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

Oh goodie, yet another GOPer thinking of running for the White House who’s likely facing investigation and possible indictments for suspected or actual criminal acts.

Perry. Christie. And now Jindal.

And if Jindal is willing to use his campaign funds like that, you just know that he’ll take GOP voodoo economics to a whole new level.

47 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 7:11:44pm

re: #45 BeachDem

As I said, Abarr is a racist asshole.

48 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 7:12:19pm

re: #45 BeachDem

“A certain amount of segregation is a good thing, [Abarr] says. White police should stay in white neighborhoods and black officers in black neighborhoods. Color-blindness doesn’t even make sense. Interracial marriage? No. It’s better if the races are kept separate. Completely opposed. ‘Because we want white babies,’ he says.

The 6 Most Awkward Moments From the Historic KKK-NAACP Summit

motherjones.com

Jon Stewart explained the difference between the KKK and Donald Sterling:

KKK: “You can be seen with them [teh Blahs] but you can’t fuck them”
STERLING: “You can fuck them but you can’t be seen with them”

49 Jenner7  Nov 11, 2014 7:13:18pm

Jennifer Hudson and some lady I’ve never heard of are butchering Titanium. Ugh. Where is Sia when you need her?

50 Amory Blaine  Nov 11, 2014 7:13:48pm

re: #46 lawhawk

Scott Walker’s John Doe isn’t dead yet.

51 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 7:14:12pm

Wingnuts are retweeting the shit out of this meme because they think it’s BOOTSTRAPS!!!1!!

No, it’s TEH IDIOCRACY
G-D that movie was a freaking documentary of the Future

52 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 7:15:43pm

re: #50 Amory Blaine

Scott Walker’s John Doe isn’t dead yet.

It never targeted him personally, and the judge overseeing it has largely refused to issue new subpoenas. That investigation isn’t going to do Scott Walker any serious harm.

53 Amory Blaine  Nov 11, 2014 7:16:32pm

re: #52 Dark_Falcon

Probably not.

54 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 7:17:26pm

re: #51 Vicious Piebola

Wingnuts are retweeting the shit out of this meme because they think it’s BOOTSTRAPS!!!1!!

No, it’s TEH IDIOCRACY
G-D that movie was a freaking documentary of the Future

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Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

55 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:17:41pm

re: #51 Vicious Piebola

Well, another business I won’t frequent any longer

56 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:17:45pm

re: #53 Amory Blaine

Probably not.

Typically slippery.

57 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:18:11pm

re: #51 Vicious Piebola

“Your job and your life are what you make of them.”

“But don’t expect to get more than 20 hours a week work at Hardee’s.”

58 Floral Giraffe  Nov 11, 2014 7:18:59pm

re: #21 Kragar

And for you…

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Sadistic bastard! :)

59 Dark_Falcon  Nov 11, 2014 7:19:18pm

re: #55 Kragar

Well, another business I won’t frequent any longer

Why, because the CEO is happy a former employee just got elected? That’s not really partisan, Kragar.

60 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 11, 2014 7:19:34pm
61 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 11, 2014 7:20:39pm

Seriously? I couldn’t make this stuff up!

62 William Barnett-Lewis  Nov 11, 2014 7:21:45pm

re: #52 Dark_Falcon

It never targeted him personally, and the judge overseeing it has largely refused to issue new subpoenas. That investigation isn’t going to do Scott Walker any serious harm.

Pity. I’ve dealt with that corrupt slime since he was a newly elected state legislator lying like a rug on his financial disclosure statements. But it was always a “mistake” & etc. Boy’s dumber that a box of rocks & makes Tommy Thompson look honest.

63 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 7:21:51pm

Currently 7° F in the Denver area.

64 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 7:22:45pm

re: #51 Vicious Piebola

Jon Kohan, aka Hacky H. Hackyhack, has an incredibly low threshold for what constitutes amazing.

“Whoa, dude, you flipped burgers while going to high school? You’re like a god, man! Like, I wanted to work ya know, but my parents were like all in my face about becoming a political hack and never having to do a day’s work. Bummer, right bro?”

65 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 7:22:53pm

re: #63 teleskiguy

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Currently 7° F in the Denver area.

OUCH… Did you even get any transition into it, or was it just “BOOM! Winter IS HERE!”?

RBS

66 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 7:23:37pm

re: #65 RealityBasedEbola

OUCH… Did you even get any transition into it, or was it just “BOOM! Winter IS HERE!”?

RBS

The latter, for sure. It was in the upper 60s before noon yesterday in Denver.

67 Vicious Piebola  Nov 11, 2014 7:25:14pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

Fuck that. She’s still crazy as a shithouse rat.

68 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 11, 2014 7:26:07pm

re: #59 Dark_Falcon

Why, because the CEO is happy a former employee just got elected? That’s not really partisan, Kragar.

No, because a business shouldn’t be wading into politics.

69 Lidane  Nov 11, 2014 7:26:24pm

Shorter Klan:

70 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:30:07pm

re: #67 Vicious Piebola

Fuck that. She’s still crazy as a shithouse rat.

QFT

Look away GOP, another bagger in your midst. Look away.

(we won’t)

71 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:30:25pm

re: #59 Dark_Falcon

Why, because the CEO is happy a former employee just got elected? That’s not really partisan, Kragar.

They felt it necessary to make their opinion known, so I will do the same.

72 Jenner7  Nov 11, 2014 7:30:32pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

She’s not stupid, she only says stupid things.

Thank you Joni for serving, but you are crazytown on the issues.

There.

73 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:32:07pm

re: #71 Kragar

They felt it necessary to make their opinion known, so I will do the same.

Dark thinks it’s not partisan because it favors his candidate.

Just like he’s ok with promoting the viewpoint of someone who thinks any woman who has an abortion should be killed.

Part and parcel of that rah rah go team aspect.

74 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 11, 2014 7:33:54pm

re: #68 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing

So if Obama had worked at a fast food place it would have been wrong for them to congratulate the president? Or is this really about her politics rather than her career track?

This is about her politics.

75 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 7:35:48pm

re: #73 klystron

Dark thinks it’s not partisan because it favors his candidate.

Just like he’s ok with promoting the viewpoint of someone who thinks any woman who has an abortion should be killed.

Part and parcel of that rah rah go team aspect.

And obviously missed the irony of Perry grandstanding at a gun company and not being able to touch the special gun they wanted to give him.

76 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 7:36:03pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

Joni Ernst’s military record doesn’t exclude her from criticism, even on Veterans Day.

She’s believes in a UN plot to take over America (Agenda 21). She’s grossly anti-science. She’s a gun fucker who thinks the 2nd Amendment is a remedy for government tyranny (which there is none in the US, and good luck fighting gubmint tyranny with small arms when the gubmint has tanks and flamethrowers). She’s a theocrat, if not in practice at least in theory. And she has one of the most annoying and grating cackles I’ve ever heard.

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Fuck Joni Ernst.

77 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:37:40pm

re: #74 Indy GOP Refugee

So if Obama had worked at a fast food place it would have been wrong for them to congratulate the president? Or is this really about her politics rather than her career track?

this is about her politics.

Actually, it’s about Hardee’s politics.

78 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:00pm

re: #74 Indy GOP Refugee

So if Obama had worked at a fast food place it would have been wrong for them to congratulate the president? Or is this really about her politics rather than her career track?

this is about her politics.

It probably would be, TO ME, honestly. I’d like less company (K Street) in politics overall.

79 calochortus  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:08pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Yup, she’s nuts. Hardee’s conflating having a job in fast food, presumably as a teenager, and becoming a senator is just stupid. It makes as much sense as banning marijuana because it is a “gateway drug.”

edit: There may or may not be reasons to ban marijuana, but I understand that tobacco use is actually a better predictor of using other drugs.

80 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:38pm

That statement from CEO Puzder is just another example of self-congratulation among those who have made it by taking advantage of their underpaid workers. The fiction he promotes is that any of his temp workers has the chance to become a successful politician and it’s their fault if they don’t succeed.

81 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:39pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Joni Ernst’s military record doesn’t exclude her from criticism, even on Veterans Day.

She’s believes in a UN plot to take over America (Agenda 21). She’s grossly anti-science. She’s a gun fucker who thinks the 2nd Amendment is a remedy for government tyranny (which there is none in the US, and good luck fighting gubmint tyranny with small arms when the gubmint has tanks and flamethrowers). She’s a theocrat, if not in practice at least in theory. And she has one of the most annoying and grating cackles I’ve ever heard.

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Fuck Joni Ernst.

She’s typically stupid.

stupid stupid stupid

Enjoy Dark & the GOP

Keep the people stupid, elect stupid people. All good.

82 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:40pm

Agenda 21? SMH

83 3eff Jeff  Nov 11, 2014 7:38:42pm

re: #77 klystron

Actually, it’s about Hardee’s politics.

It’s about ethics in games journalism.

84 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:39:23pm

For the record, here’s the CEO of Hardee’s and Carl Jr.

The consequences of raising the minimum wage include more youth unemployment, higher prices and increased automation, says Andy Puzder, the head of CKE restaurants, the parent company of Hardees and Carl’s Jr.

“Government needs to get out of the way,” Puzder told Yahoo! Finance in an interview Monday. “If government gets out of the way, businesses will create jobs and wages will go up.”

85 sagehen  Nov 11, 2014 7:39:44pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

She believes Agenda 21 is a for-real thing that empowers the UN to round up American farmers and small-town people, take their property, force them to move to cities and do menial factory labor.

86 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:41:40pm

re: #84 klystron

“If government gets out of the way, businesses will create jobs and wages will go up.”

Government has decided to remove the roads, electrical and sewer service connected to your establishment in order to get out of the way. Good luck!

87 calochortus  Nov 11, 2014 7:42:04pm

re: #85 sagehen

She believes Agenda 21 is a for-real thing that empowers the UN to round up American farmers and small-town people, take their property, force them to move to cities and do menial factory labor.

Which is silly because there isn’t a lot of manufacturing left in the cities.
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88 3eff Jeff  Nov 11, 2014 7:43:02pm

re: #86 jaunte

Government has decided to remove the roads, electrical and sewer service connected to your establishment in order to get out of the way. Good luck!

That creates jobs! Now the business will have to hire people to build roads and a power plant and dig a big hole out back for sewage!

EDIT: ///////someoneisfeelingpunchytonight/////

89 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:43:49pm

re: #88 3eff Jeff

dig a big hole out back for sewage

Skip a step and just bury the Hardee’s bag.

90 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:43:58pm

re: #86 jaunte

Government has decided to remove the roads, electrical and sewer service connected to your establishment in order to get out of the way. Good luck!

He also actively writes lots of columns for conservative sites and does lots of appearances on Fox.

But this was completely non-partisan, I’m sure.

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91 BigPapa  Nov 11, 2014 7:46:24pm

I want to form a Jewish Nazi brigade. Where do I put the paperwork in?

92 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:46:27pm

re: #90 klystron

He has to know the “increased automation” threat is completely empty. Those machines are way more expensive than his present system of juggling on-call cheap labor for 20 hours a week.

93 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:47:05pm

re: #92 jaunte

He has to know the “increased automation” threat is completely empty. Those machines are way more expensive than his present system of juggling on-call cheap labor for 20 hours a week.

Of course, but how else do you keep people terrified that their jobs might disappear and therefore voting against their interests?

94 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 7:47:24pm

re: #79 calochortus

Yup, she’s nuts. Hardee’s conflating having a job in fast food, presumably as a teenager, and becoming a senator is just stupid. It makes as much sense as banning marijuana because it is a “gateway drug.”

Reinforcing the Horatio Alger myth is never a good thing. If Horatio Alger started out at the bottom today and worked his ass off the odds are good that he’d still be at the bottom ten years from now - and paying a greater percentage of his income in taxes than do the one percent. One fourth of American males born into the bottom tenth percentile of income remain there for life.

95 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:47:39pm

I do not care about Joni Ernst’s previous employment.

I do not care about her military service.

I care that she is a dangerous nutcase.

I care about knowing who supports her, so I can give them less power and motivation to support lunatics like her.

96 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 11, 2014 7:48:31pm

re: #95 Kragar

I do not care about Joni Ernst’s previous employment.

I do not care about her military service.

I care that she is a dangerous nutcase.

I care about knowing who supports her, so I can give them less power and motivation to support lunatics like her.

This.

97 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:49:52pm

re: #94 Higgs Boson’s Mate

You may have missed my comment downstairs, but honoring Veteran’s day to you.

98 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:50:44pm

re: #95 Kragar

I do not care about Joni Ernst’s previous employment.

I do not care about her military service.

I care that she is a dangerous nutcase.

I care about knowing who supports her, so I can give them less power and motivation to support lunatics like her.

Dark is fine with nutcases having power, as long as they vote Republican.

99 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 7:52:35pm

re: #95 Kragar

I do not care about Joni Ernst’s previous employment.

I do not care about her military service.

I care that she is a dangerous nutcase.

I care about knowing who supports her, so I can give them less power and motivation to support lunatics like her.

Quoted for posterity.

100 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 7:53:16pm

re: #98 klystron

Dark is fine with nutcases having power, as long as they vote Republican.

And we all live the shitshow together.

She’s spoke aloud of Agenda 21 and got elected.

Justify that one thing.

101 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 7:55:35pm

re: #97 Resident of The United States of Jesus

Thank you. I missed your comment below because I find it wise to stay very busy on this day.

102 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:56:04pm
103 Jenner7  Nov 11, 2014 7:56:14pm
104 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:56:34pm

As a veteran, I find the idea that you shouldn’t criticize someone’s viewpoints simply because they served to be utterly ridiculous.

105 Jenner7  Nov 11, 2014 7:56:40pm

Whoops!

106 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:57:38pm

re: #104 Kragar

I had to laugh at that nut on twitter accusing you of faking military service because you disagreed with them.

107 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 7:58:06pm

re: #106 jaunte

I had to laugh at that nut on twitter accusing you of faking military service because you disagreed with them.

But rest assured, that guy respects the troops!!!!

///

108 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 7:58:30pm

re: #101 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Thank you. I missed your comment below because I find it wise to stay very busy on this day.

You saying you and your fellow soldiers played the fuck out of “Fortunate Son” in Vietnam on a tinny little shitty tape player is the best Veteran anecdote I’ve heard today.

I thank you for your service, and all your buddies too!

teleskiguy

109 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 7:58:32pm


As much as I disliked Mayor Bloomberg, this made me chuckle

110 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 7:59:07pm
111 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 7:59:42pm

Obummer Fell For It, We Get Shafted!!!

112 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 8:00:23pm

re: #110 Kragar

Really, all their whining is going to revolve around the fact that they think Obama shouldn’t do anything at this point that they haven’t told him to do.

113 Mattand  Nov 11, 2014 8:01:02pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

She’s on record as saying she carries a gun in case THE GOVERNMENT comes after her and she has to take a few of them out.

Which is even more fucking batshit when you consider she fucking asked people to elect her to the organization she fears.

Her being a veteran and this being Verteran’s Day doesn’t give her a pass on the psycho bullshit she spouts.

114 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 8:01:37pm

re: #112 klystron

Really, all their whining is going to revolve around the fact that they think Obama shouldn’t do anything at this point that they haven’t told him to do.

BUT WE HAD A MANDATE!

115 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 8:05:07pm

116 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 8:05:35pm

re: #102 jaunte

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But, but I thought all bets were off because Obama chewed gum!

117 #FergusonFireside  Nov 11, 2014 8:07:28pm

re: #108 teleskiguy

You saying you and your fellow soldiers played the fuck out of “Fortunate Son” in Vietnam on a tinny little shitty tape player is the best Veteran anecdote I’ve heard today.

I thank you for your service, and all your buddies too!

teleskiguy

Higgs Bosun, yes.

118 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Nov 11, 2014 8:10:20pm

re: #104 Kragar

As a veteran, I find the idea that you shouldn’t criticize someone’s viewpoints simply because they served to be utterly ridiculous.

Yeah, me too.

119 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 8:12:15pm

re: #113 Mattand

She’s on record as saying she carries a gun in case THE GOVERNMENT comes after her and she has to take a few of them out.

Which is even more fucking batshit when you consider she fucking asked people to elect her to the organization she fears.

I nominate this for the most interesting and cogent argument about Joni Ernst in this thread. It has my vote.

120 Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2014 8:12:21pm

re: #118 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)

Yeah, me too.

Also, too. And I have worked with a shitload of stupid 04s.

121 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:14:17pm
122 Mattand  Nov 11, 2014 8:15:06pm

re: #119 teleskiguy

I nominate this for the most interesting and cogent argument about Joni Ernst in this thread. It has my vote.

I appreciate that, but I can’t take credit for that. I’m riffing off of a comment I read who-knows-when about how Tea Baggers/conservatives/Republicans want to work in an institution they have vowed to destroy.

123 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:15:28pm

Kerry:

“China is also announcing today that it would expand the share of total energy consumption coming from zero-emission sources (renewable and nuclear energy) to around 20 percent by 2030, sending a powerful signal to investors and energy markets around the world and helping accelerate the global transition to clean-energy economies. To meet its goal, China will need to deploy an additional 800 to 1,000 gigawatts of nuclear, wind, solar and other renewable generation capacity by 2030 - an enormous amount, about the same as all the coal-fired power plants that exist in China today, and nearly as much as the total electricity generation capacity of the United States.”

124 freetoken  Nov 11, 2014 8:18:21pm

Could this be called the re-messaging of the KKK?

125 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 11, 2014 8:20:06pm
126 Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2014 8:20:17pm

re: #124 freetoken

Could this be called the re-messaging of the KKK?

Changing of the linens.

127 Indy GOP Refugee  Nov 11, 2014 8:20:43pm

re: #124 freetoken

Could this be called the re-messaging of the KKK?

Rebranding!
//

128 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:21:14pm

Reuters live stream press conference: President Obama and President Xi Jinxing
livestation.com

No subtitles, though.

129 missliberties  Nov 11, 2014 8:21:48pm

re: #25 Dark_Falcon

Well, it did work out pretty well the last time America elected an actor…

/dives into bunker

You are a very brave man!

130 Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 11, 2014 8:23:31pm

re: #102 jaunte

Oh boy, here come the “Me love you long time!” comments from the wingnuts.

131 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:26:05pm

Peak conservative whine receding farther into future.

132 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 8:31:21pm
133 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:32:31pm
134 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:32:44pm

Of course.

135 Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 11, 2014 8:32:55pm

I came to a rather unnerving realization today.

It seems a lot of conservatives have a “take it behind the barn and shoot it” philosophy with things. That is to say, use it, exploit it while you can, then when you can’t get any more out of them, you get rid of them and move on to fresh meat.

Whether we are talking about War Veterans, Football players or just plain people who end up with a serious illness or chronic condition the reaction is the same: “That sucks, but we aren’t under any obligation to help you, you should look after yourself.”

I mean we love watching Football games but then when the retired players are unable to live a decent life because of their injuries they call them wusses and tell them to suck it up. They insist that no changes to the game are necessary, that people who think otherwise are basically communists and they don’t think the players are entitled to health care either. Ditto for the war vets. We love the hell out of you when you serve, but if you come home with PTSD….well, suck it up you big baby and stop complaining!

It’s in a similar story with mental illness. Hell, half of these people believe most mental illnesses don’t even EXIST, that people are just weak and making up imaginary diseases because they don’t have the cojones to make it in the real world.

It’s really fucked up. It’s like conservatives don’t want to spend any time, money or resources helping out anyone but themselves. If someone can’t take care of themselves, well that’s their own damned fault. If you’re not healthy and strong and never complain then you have no business being conservative. That’s the mentality.

And yet every Sunday morning, a good number of these people go to church and listen to Sermons about the importance of looking after “the least of these.”

I find it utterly disgusting, I really do.

136 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 8:33:00pm


Samantha Power is the reincarnation of the pagan Boudicea!!! Bow down before her and the High Druid Priest Obummer!!!1!!

137 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 8:33:03pm

re: #122 Mattand

I appreciate that, but I can’t take credit for that. I’m riffing off of a comment I read who-knows-when about how Tea Baggers/conservatives/Republicans want to work in an institution they have vowed to destroy.

Oh it’s all a big ball of argument that gets thrown hither and thither, especially on the internet.

Conservative ideology, it seems to me, is increasingly in disarray. History has shown us what happens with ideological disarray.

To give an extreme example, the Confederate Army started recruiting black slaves into their army near the end of the war. Up to the end the Confederates had plenty of manpower and resources to conduct a war. You could call it tactics and total war on the Union side, I see it as a combination of total war and complete ideological disarray among the politicians and generals in the Confederacy.

One of my favorite facts about the Civil War is that all the mountain people in the Confederacy were actively and sometimes violently against the Confederacy (how West Virginia became a state). Being a mountain person myself, I have an affinity for those folks who saw all those plantations in the piedmont and closer to the ocean, all that obscene wealth, all those chained-up black people…

That, and The Free Republic of Jones. Look it up on Google yourself, I ain’t doing your homework for you.

138 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 8:34:21pm

re: #120 Decatur Deb

Also, too. And I have worked with a shitload of stupid 04s.

We had one who wanted us to salute him. This in a place where no one wore anything that revealed rank or rate because of the snipers.

139 palomino  Nov 11, 2014 8:35:12pm

Great Falls, Montana? Somehow I doubt if the 3 blacks, 4 Jews, and 5 Hispanics in that “city” will find the new kkk that attractive. Chances are, membership will still be white, alleged Christians only.

140 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 8:36:10pm

re: #139 palomino

Great Falls, Montana? Somehow I doubt if the 3 blacks, 4 Jews, and 5 Hispanics in that “city” will find the new kkk that attractive. Chances are, membership will still be white, alleged Christians only.

Hey now! I’m sure a few members will claim to be 1/32 Native American!

141 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 8:37:11pm

re: #140 Kragar

Hey now! I’m sure a few members will claim to be 1/32 Native American!

In California they’d be eligible to open a casino.

142 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 8:37:27pm

re: #133 jaunte

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But of course—and their recommendation is, as always, to do nothing. Sigh.

143 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 8:38:02pm

re: #140 Kragar

Hey now! I’m sure a few members will claim to be 1/32 Native American!

And some of them may have been conceived with Barry White playing on the 8 track in the Firebird. That’s gotta count for something.

RBS

144 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 8:38:18pm

re: #124 freetoken

Could this be called the re-messaging of the KKK?

It’s nextification, improving on brand and metrics.

145 Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2014 8:39:18pm

re: #143 RealityBasedEbola

And some of them may have been conceived with Barry White playing on the 8 track in the Firebird. That’s gotta count for something.

RBS

If that worked, one of my kids would be French.

146 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 8:41:27pm

re: #144 teleskiguy

It’s nextification, improving on brand and metrics.

“Without losing our core market, while capitalizing on new synergies and vertically transcending the expectations for holistic renewal.”

(I have no idea what I just said, but I think I heard one of our sales people say something like that)

RBS

147 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 8:43:12pm

re: #146 RealityBasedEbola

(I have no idea what I just said, but I think I heard one of our sales people say something like that)

RBS

148 Interesting Times  Nov 11, 2014 8:43:31pm

re: #133 jaunte

Have you seen this?

Remove climate change denial from textbooks

Students deserve the truth about climate change. But two of the biggest textbook publishers in the country have proposed new social studies textbooks in Texas that include inaccurate and misleading information about climate change.

The books contain “facts” that directly contradict findings of groups like the National Academy of Sciences, and include information pulled directly from the Heartland Institute—a polluter-funded advocacy group infamous for its anti-climate change propaganda.

149 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 8:44:58pm






Jenny Holzer, BMW V12 LMR, 1999

150 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 8:45:27pm

re: #145 Decatur Deb

If that worked, one of my kids would be French.

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you, I needed it.

151 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:47:34pm

re: #148 Interesting Times

Our Message to Textbook publishers Pearson and McGraw-Hill Education
Students deserve the truth about climate change.
Including information questioning the existence of climate change in your Texas social studies textbook calls into question your company’s commitment to academic and scientific integrity. And refusal to correct these serious problems would permanently damage your reputation with parents and educators around the country.

I wish they would include the specific language from the text questioning the existence of climate change.

152 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 11, 2014 8:48:25pm

re: #125 Indy GOP Refugee

That’s big news. China and US cut carbon reduction deal

And what odds of any deal getting the necessary Congressional approval?

153 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 8:49:52pm
154 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 8:51:03pm

re: #148 Interesting Times

Have you seen this?

Remove climate change denial from textbooks

Before I read it, I guessed that one of them would be McGraw-Hill. I used to do some work on some of their textbook add-ons, and the ass-kissing to Texas standards was unbelievable. I worked on one world history book that had 12 pages on Christianity and 1/2 a page on France.

155 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 8:55:14pm

re: #125 Indy GOP Refugee

That’s big news. China and US cut carbon reduction deal

If the headline read
White House Announces China to Provide Cancer Cure in Return for Used Cars
the GOP asshats would shoot that one down as well.

156 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 8:55:22pm

re: #151 jaunte

I wish they would include the specific language from the text questioning the existence of climate change.

Ask and you shall have

157 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 8:56:52pm

re: #149 De Kolta Chair

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Jenny Holzer, BMW V12 LMR, 1999

Neat…. Here’s a couple I took last year at the local Auto Museum (Lanes Auto Museum) It’s a 67 Can-Am car, I always liked that look. V8 Chevy small block powering it.



158 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 8:57:07pm

re: #153 jaunte

I love that guy—he has a whole series of those. His twitter feed is really funny.

159 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 9:00:06pm

IF JESUS DIDN’T WANT NEW YORKERS TO WALK AROUND IN NOVEMBER IN SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS HE WOULDN’T HAVE GIVEN US THE GLOBAL WARNING HOAX!!!1!!!

160 jaunte  Nov 11, 2014 9:00:26pm

re: #156 BeachDem

Like quoting Ken Ham in a biology text.

161 Decatur Deb  Nov 11, 2014 9:03:01pm

Jacques Loussier Trio - Maurice Ravel󿆫olero

Youtube Video

162 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 9:04:13pm

re: #157 RealityBasedEbola

Those “Marbleheads” at Autodynamics are legendary!

autodynamics-reunion.com

163 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 9:06:45pm

re: #161 Decatur Deb

Jacques Loussier Trio - Maurice Ravel��olero

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Video

How many of us can not hear that piece and immediately think of Bo Derek?

(Admit it…)

RBS

164 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 9:11:09pm

re: #160 jaunte

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Like quoting Ken Ham in a biology text.

I like that they didn’t pull any punches either, calling the Heartland Institute an ideologically driven advocacy group that receives funding from big tobacco and polluters.

I’d have gone even further and called them a bunch of lying whores, but that’s why I’m not part of the IPCC.

I thought their explanations were really good, but then, look who they’re dealing with.

I loved this line from a Tribune article about the world religion sections:
“I believe students will believe Moses was the first American,” after reading the new texts, Kathleen Wellman, a former chairwoman of Southern Methodist University’s history department, told the board on Tuesday.

texastribune.org

165 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 9:12:06pm

The reason for such a disparity of temperatures? Tall and/or expansive mountain ranges. There’s probably a pronounced temperature difference from the East Rocky Mountain National Park entrance and the West.

I’m on the warmer side.

Still, BRRR! That’s fucking cold and it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet.

166 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 9:13:35pm

re: #165 teleskiguy

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Still, BRRR! That’s fucking cold and it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet.

167 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 9:17:36pm

Speaking of Massachusetts, here’s my aunt Joanie at her farm in Whortleberry Hill, New Braintree, with one of her herd of red heifers. Joanie is a registered nurse and she and her hubby are world-renowned antique motorcycle restorers. Got an ailing Indian? Just a walk in the Berkshire woods for Joanie and Scott.

And here’s Teddy and “The Queen”

Forgive the plug, but they’re the coolest people. And not to brag, but how many people have an aunt who owns more than one lathe?

168 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 9:18:49pm

25° in Hot Sulpher Springs, CO.

-1° in Estes Park, CO.

They’re separated by about 40 miles as the crow flies.

169 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 11, 2014 9:31:56pm

Well gang, I’m going to shut down the house and call it a night. See ya all tomorrow.

RBS

170 De Kolta Chair  Nov 11, 2014 9:56:02pm


Goodnight folks.

Oh and lest I forget my Dylan quota for this month… Best Occupy song ever, so far
Youtube Video

171 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 11, 2014 9:57:16pm

re: #167 De Kolta Chair

The second photo is called “American Gothic 2”. ;)

172 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 9:57:38pm

We are so screwed. Way to do the right thing, you spineless Democrats. Don’t call a vote on approving the AG, but go forward with this bullshit:

The U.S. Senate may hold a vote on a bill to approve the Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada when it returns from recess, largely to boost support for Democrat Mary Landrieu’s run-off election to retain her Louisiana seat.

And when she loses, we can all experience the joys of pollution that the fucking pipeline will afford us. Arggh—I wish I’d gone to bed.
rawstory.com

173 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 10:10:55pm

re: #172 BeachDem

Democratic Senators have sex with barnyard animals on Dancing with the Stars to boost support for Democrat Mary Landrieu’s run-off election to retain her Louisiana seat.

Because once you’ve given up your principles, why not?

174 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 10:30:59pm

Yay!

175 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 10:37:42pm

re: #174 klystron

I’ll believe in this “rain” when I see it here 29 miles east of Los Angeles.

176 klystron  Nov 11, 2014 10:43:45pm

re: #175 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I’ll believe in this “rain” when I see it here 29 miles east of Los Angeles.

It was nice and cool* up here today - I finally had the doors and windows open for a bit.

* Note for non-CA Lizards: yes, yes, I know, 68 is not really “cool” anywhere else, but this is what I’m stuck with. I would love your snow. Please send it.

177 sagehen  Nov 11, 2014 10:48:36pm

re: #175 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I’ll believe in this “rain” when I see it here 29 miles east of Los Angeles.

that sounds like my hometown (grew up in Covina)…

178 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 10:50:28pm

re: #176 klystron

It was nice and cool* up here today - I finally had the doors and windows open for a bit.

* Note for non-CA Lizards: yes, yes, I know, 68 is not really “cool” anywhere else, but this is what I’m stuck with. I would love your snow. Please send it.

179 BeachDem  Nov 11, 2014 10:55:49pm

re: #173 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Democratic Senators have sex with barnyard animals on Dancing with the Stars to boost support for Democrat Mary Landrieu’s run-off election to retain her Louisiana seat.

Because once you’ve given up your principles, why not?

Sad thing is, that would probably garner them more votes with the braintrusts who are voting these days.

180 TedStriker  Nov 11, 2014 11:01:57pm

re: #54 Dark_Falcon

Lay off of Joni Ernst today. She served in the Iraq War and its Veteran’s Day. Moreover, she’s still a major in the National Guard. She not stupid.

re: #67 Vicious Piebola

Fuck that. She’s still crazy as a shithouse rat.

No shit…she’s only a couple of steps below Allen West.

181 sagehen  Nov 11, 2014 11:06:14pm

re: #172 BeachDem

The U.S. Senate may hold a vote on a bill to approve the Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada when it returns from recess, largely to boost support for Democrat Mary Landrieu’s run-off election to retain her Louisiana seat.

Because Sen Landrieu’s been such a strong supporter of the President’s agenda? Because she’s been so in line with the party’s legislative priorities, and likely to be again?

Why bother? I mean, really, what the hell does she add to the caucus? a 48th vote for bills that will be defeated?

Honestly, did we expect anything different from the party that let Lieberman keep his chairmanship after he spoke at the RNC and made hundreds of stump speeches for McCain/Palin?

182 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 11:11:27pm
183 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 11, 2014 11:13:27pm

re: #177 sagehen

that sounds like my hometown (grew up in Covina)…

Glendora

184 teleskiguy  Nov 11, 2014 11:18:43pm

re: #182 teleskiguy

185 Kragar  Nov 11, 2014 11:25:08pm

re: #184 teleskiguy

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Its almost as if the climate is changing.

186 sagehen  Nov 12, 2014 12:18:42am

Sons of Anarchy

y’know, I have a pretty high tolerance for blood and guts if it’s intrinsic to a well-written story… but this final season of SoA is pushing my limit.

But I can’t turn away; the story is ramping up to what’s sure to be a hugely tragic finish, I’ve stuck with it for 6 years and I just have to know how it ends.

187 Shiplord Kirel  Nov 12, 2014 1:00:55am

ESA Live Feed, Rosetta’s Philae lander to land on comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.
Separation successful, touchdown in about 7 hours.

188 sagehen  Nov 12, 2014 1:10:36am

a half dozen people at a console cheering in a dignified manner, and a few rows of press applauding politely, just doesn’t have the same oomph as a roomful of wildly cheering, jumping up-and-down, high-fiving, mohawk waving, people who understand how to show enthusiasm.

Not about to land; just did separation, landing won’t be 6 hours yet.

Thoughtful of them to do their interviews in English, though. In Cologne, in Toulouse… charming accents, and I can understand them.

189 freetoken  Nov 12, 2014 2:58:39am

re: #173 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Democratic Senators have sex with barnyard animals on Dancing with the Stars to boost support for Democrat Mary Landrieu’s run-off election to retain her Louisiana seat.

Because once you’ve given up your principles, why not?

re: #179 BeachDem

Sad thing is, that would probably garner them more votes with the braintrusts who are voting these days.

As I noted the day after election, more Americans watched the big three shows on Monday night than voted on Tuesday.

190 freetoken  Nov 12, 2014 2:59:17am
191 darthstar  Nov 12, 2014 3:31:12am
192 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 3:31:35am

Can anyone fill me in on this GruberGate thing trending on some Twitter threads? I’m afraid to delve into the morass without some neutral guidance. For the same reason, I’ve avoided GamerGate like the plague, since I’m not a gamer and have no skin in the game, so to speak.

193 darthstar  Nov 12, 2014 3:31:49am
194 darthstar  Nov 12, 2014 3:33:22am

livestream of the landing here: dlr.de

I fucking love science.

195 freetoken  Nov 12, 2014 3:35:57am
196 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 3:41:46am
197 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 3:49:29am

re: #43 Vicious Piebola

…”every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it …”

George Washington

198 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 3:52:00am

Comet song.

soundcloud.com

Slow it down and it says, “Kneel before Zod!”

199 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 3:56:41am

Morning Lizards. It’s a bit nippy this morning.

200 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 4:02:10am

re: #196 Backwoods_Sleuth

I had wasps move into the roller blind box, which I discovered by pulling on the cord, turning it into an angry wasp dispenser.

201 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 4:10:59am

re: #199 Bubblehead II

Morning Lizards. It’s a bit nippy this morning.

It’s a balmy 21 degrees where my daughter lives in Iowa. Here, it’s about 60 degrees.

202 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 4:13:03am

re: #201 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

It’s a balmy 21 degrees where my daughter lives in Iowa. Here, it’s about 60 degrees.

I guess I cannot complain about Frankfurt being 49 degrees F and cloudy…

203 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 4:17:17am

re: #201 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

It’s a balmy 21 degrees where my daughter lives in Iowa. Here, it’s about 60 degrees.

I just wish it would hurry up and snow already.

204 nearly-headless smith25  Nov 12, 2014 4:31:11am

Yesterday I was able to be outside at practice after school with shorts and a long sleeve T. 37 degrees when I went outside this morning.

205 Timothy Watson  Nov 12, 2014 4:31:43am

re: #203 Bubblehead II

I just wish it would hurry up and snow already.

Don’t make me downvote you. If one flake falls around here, everyone loses their damned minds.

206 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 4:35:53am

The Shucksabee is planning another presidential run.

207 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 4:36:25am

re: #205 Timothy Watson

Don’t make me downvote you. If one flake falls around here, everyone loses their damned minds.

Two reasons I want it to snow.

A. We really, really need the water.

and

B. It would warm up some.

208 withak  Nov 12, 2014 4:36:31am

re: #203 Bubblehead II

I just wish it would hurry up and snow already.

Want some of ours?

209 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 4:39:32am

re: #207 Bubblehead II

Two reasons I want it to snow.

A. We really, really need the water.

and

B. It would warm up some.

And snowpack is the best kind of precipitation for CA right now…

210 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 4:41:43am

re: #206 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

The Shucksabee is planning another failed presidential run.

FIFY

211 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 4:44:31am

re: #208 withak

Want some of ours?

Sure. Drop off a few feet here.

212 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 4:47:11am

re: #209 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

And snowpack is the best kind of precipitation for CA right now…

Pretty much needed throughout the Southwest right now. If we don’t get a good snow pack this year, ground pumpers in Eastern Idaho may face curtailment next summer. That will have a drastic impact on the agricultural communities

213 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 4:55:50am

re: #210 Dr. Matt

FIFY

Thanks. I suppose most of the last batch of GOP crazies will try tilting at windmills again in 2016.

214 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 5:06:15am

re: #213 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

Thanks. I suppose most of the last batch of GOP crazies will try tilting at windmills again in 2016.

Yes, they are still convinced that the GOP lost because it did not run a True Conservative to galvanize the base.

215 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 5:06:19am

Umm yes, the “Solution” to WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN TEH LIBTURDS CALLS US RACIST ALL TEH TIMES!!!!!11!!!

216 Flounder  Nov 12, 2014 5:06:49am

I watched A&E’s Dogs of War last night. Great show, made me cry (just a little). This program gives veterans suffering with PTSD service dogs.

217 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 5:09:11am

re: #215 Vicious Piebola

Face it, the first time she doesn’t vote along the teabagger party lines, the RWNJs will be foaming at their racist mouths. Set an egg-timer.

218 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 5:10:49am
219 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 5:12:01am

re: #217 Dr. Matt

Face it, the first time she doesn’t vote along the teabagger party lines, the RWNJs will be foaming at their racist mouths. Set an egg-timer.

Colin Powell can tell her what that’s like.

220 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 5:13:33am

Is Dr. Lizardo here? I have some questions about my upcoming trip to Prague.

221 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 5:18:28am

re: #219 Vicious Piebola

Colin Powell can tell her what that’s like.

The RWNJs have long forgotten that Scotty Brown’s first vote in the Senate was for the Democratic Party jobs bill and they long forgotten how they shit themselves when he did. Stand by, Mia.

222 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:19:25am

KKK is attempting a rebranding effort?

This falls way past Spock being in touch with his feelings for me.

Brave New World indeed.

223 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:20:54am

re: #215 Vicious Piebola

Umm yes, the “Solution” to WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN TEH LIBTURDS CALLS US RACIST ALL TEH TIMES!!!!!11!!!

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female Alan Keyes?

224 nearly-headless smith25  Nov 12, 2014 5:22:49am
225 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:23:25am
226 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:32:02am

ALSO: NCLR Urges U.N. Committee Against Torture to End Conversion Therapy

227 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:35:09am
228 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 5:36:41am

re: #227 FemNaziBitch

NATO: Yes, Russians Are Pouring Into Ukraine

Crazy Ivan Army-Navy Store: Everything must go!
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229 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:36:47am
230 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:38:42am
231 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 5:39:14am

OK, I’m going back to bed.

have a great day all!

232 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 5:39:37am

re: #225 FemNaziBitch

China’s Global Times (a party organ) ran a sharply critical editorial about Obama after the elections last week, just a few days before the APEC summit. Most Chinese also don’t know that Obama chews Nicorette — which I’ve never seen sold here in the land of chain smokers — or even that he smokes. Then, the president used his own limo instead of the Chinese-supplied limo, so his arrival didn’t fit the uniformity expected of the carefully orchestrated showcase.

Sprinkle all this with the latent prejudice in China against dark-skinned people, add the Party’s use of online shills to push the party agenda, and you’ve got all the makings of a Chinese outrageous outrage*.

* The Chinese equivalent might be 令人发指 (ling ren fa zhi) = make one’s hair stand on end, or makes one’s blood boil. These four-word proverbs are called “cheng yu” and I’m trying to learn a few.

233 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 5:42:37am
234 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 5:47:00am

re: #233 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Setting the bar for the next Congress.
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235 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 5:49:50am

re: #234 Feline Fearless Leader

Setting the bar for the next Congress.
/

Considering who will have control of Congress, I’d rather they not be productive, at least in putting their RW platform into effect.

236 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 5:50:33am

re: #232 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

China’s Global Times (a party organ) ran a sharply critical editorial about Obama after the elections last week, just a few days before the APEC summit. Most Chinese also don’t know that Obama chews Nicorette — which I’ve never seen sold here in the land of chain smokers — or even that he smokes. Then, the president used his own limo instead of the Chinese-supplied limo, so his arrival didn’t fit the uniformity expected of the carefully orchestrated showcase.

Sprinkle all this with the latent prejudice in China against dark-skinned people, add the Party’s use of online shills to push the party agenda, and you’ve got all the makings of a Chinese outrageous outrage*.

* The Chinese equivalent might be 令人发指 (ling ren fa zhi) = make one’s hair stand on end, or makes one’s blood boil. These four-word proverbs are called “cheng yu” and I’m trying to learn a few.

Is there a term or proverb that translates roughly as “monkeys wearing wristwatches”? I heard my sister-in-law use that one a few times, and I always wondered if that one was in general use or was one that was perhaps regionally-specific to Malaysia.

I also suspect, but was never able to confirm, that it was a derogatory term used by the Chinese-descent citizens regarding the Malay-descent citizens.

237 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 5:51:54am

re: #235 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

Considering who will have control of Congress, I’d rather they not be productive, at least in putting their RW platform into effect.

I guess that would also depend on how detrimental one thinks the current status quo is. Depending on that Congress standing still for two years could be seen as a positive or negative.

238 Dr Lizardo  Nov 12, 2014 5:58:29am

re: #220 Vicious Piebola

Is Dr. Lizardo here? I have some questions about my upcoming trip to Prague.

Hi. I’m here.

239 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 5:59:49am

re: #238 Dr Lizardo

Hi. I’m here.

OH HAI.

What currency is used in Czech Republic? Do they accept euros?
Do you know if there are kosher restaurants and bakeries in Prague?

240 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 6:01:02am

re: #237 Feline Fearless Leader

I guess that would also depend on how detrimental one thinks the current status quo is. Depending on that Congress standing still for two years could be seen as a positive or negative.

We need immigration reform. The current status quo is unacceptable.

241 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:04:13am

re: #240 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

We need immigration reform. The current status quo is unacceptable.

And the next couple of budgets are going to be Ryan-ish doozies as well I’m sure.

242 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 6:05:36am

re: #236 Feline Fearless Leader

Is there a term or proverb that translates roughly as “monkeys wearing wristwatches”? I heard my sister-in-law use that one a few times, and I always wondered if that one was in general use or was one that was perhaps regionally-specific to Malaysia.

I also suspect, but was never able to confirm, that it was a derogatory term used by the Chinese-descent citizens regarding the Malay-descent citizens.

I don’t know that one, but I’m a rank beginner here. I tried to search for it, but no joy there. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a slur against Malays, though.

244 Dr Lizardo  Nov 12, 2014 6:07:43am

re: #239 Vicious Piebola

OH HAI.

What currency is used in Czech Republic? Do they accept euros?
Do you know if there are kosher restaurants and bakeries in Prague?

They use the Czech Koruna here - some stores will accept Euro, but they’ll give you your change back in the local currency.

As far as kosher goes, this is your best bet to check out: kosherprague.com

Hope that helps.

245 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 6:09:49am
246 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 6:11:42am

re: #244 Dr Lizardo

They use the Czech Koruna here - some stores will accept Euro, but they’ll give you your change back in the local currency.

As far as kosher goes, this is your best bet to check out: kosherprague.com

Hope that helps.

Thanks, bookmarked!

My son works at AirBNB so he will find us a good place to stay

247 Dr Lizardo  Nov 12, 2014 6:13:38am

re: #246 Vicious Piebola

Thanks, bookmarked!

My son works at AirBNB so he will find us a good place to stay

Ah, that’s cool. During peak tourist season in Prague (June to October) the hotels are pricier than normal. AirBNB would be the best bet.

248 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 6:14:32am

re: #247 Dr Lizardo

Ah, that’s cool. During peak tourist season in Prague (June to October) the hotels are pricier than normal. AirBNB would be the best bet.

We will be there for 3 days, March 30-Apr 1

249 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 6:15:06am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. With Thanksgiving a few weeks away, now’s a good time to check where the best deals are online. bfads.net is my go-to, and I’ve already seen ads for a 50 inch Panasonic tv for $199. That’s probably a good deal (don’t know the specs to know for sure).

So, while there are deals to be had, workers at many of the brick and mortar stores are still getting the raw end of the deal; the latest being that two of the nation’s biggest and most profitable malls have decided to open on Thanksgiving for the first time since they were built. Garden State Plaza and Paramus Park malls in Bergen County NJ are going to open from 6pm to 11pm on Thanksgiving day. However, the Nordstroms and Neiman Marcus will be closed. JC Penny will open at 5pm.

I think that’s just nuts. The stores are trying to outdo each other by opening up earlier and earlier, and some are already jumping into Black Friday “sales” even now. Add in online sales, and you’ve got a recipe for workers getting the opportunity to work more and spending less time with their families on a day of thanks.

If the stores are opening to shoppers at 6pm, that means that workers will have to be there earlier than that to open the store, and will probably be putting in a full day’s worth of hours (8 hours) when all’s said and done.

250 Rev_Arthur_Ebolaing  Nov 12, 2014 6:15:26am

re: #216 Flounder

I watched A&E’s Dogs of War last night. Great show, made me cry (just a little). This program gives veterans suffering with PTSD service dogs.

Thanks for the link!

251 Dr Lizardo  Nov 12, 2014 6:21:44am

re: #248 Vicious Piebola

We will be there for 3 days, March 30-Apr 1

Might not be so bad, then. When I have to go to Prague for whatever sundry reasons, I try to do it in the off season. Makes life easier.

Still, the city is a major tourist magnet pretty much year-round.

252 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:24:30am

Good morning Lizards from a very misty Philadelphia. Temps in the mid-50s and expected to top out in the mid-60s before a plunge this evening to the 30s as the cold air enters the region.

Feline Overlords are being feisty. Tuxedo Cat escalated a rough-and-tumble last night (started growling) and instead of backing off and running the younger Cat Noir stood his ground and then kicked her ass. That led to Tuxedo Cat moping in the bedroom for most of the evening. Chat Noir celebrated temporary dominance by napping on the folded up table cloth (on the table) in the main room. I had a relatively cat-free evening with the laptop in the TV room.

Other feisty activities included a raid on the kitchen counter to knock partially full cans of wet food to the kitchen floor in order to get unauthorized additional snacks. Overlord responsible for this breach of protocol has not been identified.

253 Lidane  Nov 12, 2014 6:24:32am

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

254 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 6:25:03am

re: #249 lawhawk

If the stores are opening to shoppers at 6pm, that means that workers will have to be there earlier than that to open the store, and will probably be putting in a full day’s worth of hours (8 hours) when all’s said and done.

Imagine they gave a Black Friday Sale and nobody came out of respect for the holiday and deference to the employees.

And then everyone went for a ride on their unicorns over the golden rainbow…

255 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 6:25:26am

Wish TPM had posted yesterday, when we got complaints that being mean to Joni Ernst on Veteran’s Day was out of bounds:

Seven Times Joni Ernst Showed Her True Wingnut Self

When you believe this shit, you are the walking definition of paranoid.

I look at people in states like Iowa and Kansas who willingly put dangerous lunatics like this in office and realize that Dumbfuckistan really is a region unto itself.

256 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 6:25:49am

re: #253 Lidane

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

Because wars and and those who fight them are identical, right?

257 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:25:58am

re: #253 Lidane

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

Should find some footage of various GOP candidates using “Born in the USA” during campaigns and see if you can make a head or two explode.

258 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 6:26:12am

re: #254 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Imagine they gave a Black Friday Sale and nobody came out of respect for the holiday and deference to the employees.

And then everyone went for a ride on their unicorns over the golden rainbow…

I wish someone would organize a boycott of shopping on Thanksgiving.

259 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:26:46am

re: #255 Mattand

Wish TPM had posted yesterday, when we got complaints that being mean to Joni Ernst on Veteran’s Day was out of bounds:

Seven Times Joni Ernst Showed Her True Wingnut Self

When you believe this shit, you are the walking definition of paranoid.

I look at people in states like Iowa and Kansas who willingly put dangerous lunatics like this in office and realize that Dumbfuckistan really is a region unto itself.

A region without borders. Which is the truly scary part.

260 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:27:33am

re: #258 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

I wish someone would organize a boycott of shopping on Thanksgiving.

What kind of commie anti-American are you?
/// ;P

261 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 6:30:19am

re: #260 Feline Fearless Leader

What kind of commie anti-American are you?
/// ;P

Rabid and godless, I suppose.

262 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 6:31:13am

re: #253 Lidane

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

LOL. One song is 30 years old and the other is pushing 50, and Republicans are just now catching on to what the songs are about.

Bonus points for the likely fact that many of the complainants were toddlers when “Born in the USA” was first released. They’re way too young to be thinking like Fox News pundits.

Extra bonus points for the fact their Lord and Savior St. Reagan tried to co-opt “Born in the USA” during a stump speech, simultaneously missing the point of the song and earning a rebuke from Springsteen in the process.

263 NJDhockeyfan  Nov 12, 2014 6:32:18am
264 Lidane  Nov 12, 2014 6:32:54am

re: #257 Feline Fearless Leader

Should find some footage of various GOP candidates using “Born in the USA” during campaigns and see if you can make a head or two explode.

The stupid thing is that neither song is really anti-war or anti-military. At least IMO. “Fortunate Son” is about how the blue collar and poor were the ones fighting in Vietnam while the rich and educated largely got deferred. And “Born in the USA” is about a guy who’s given a choice to fight in Vietnam or go to jail, then he comes back to find his country screwing him over and treating him like garbage for doing his job. I think this is a case of people choosing to be offended more than anything else.

Still, it’s hilarious. ZOMG SPRINGSTEEN IZ A LIBRUL! No shit. He’s only made that abundantly obvious since the 70’s. Read his lyrics, FFS.

265 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 6:35:45am

HURR HURR MOAR PROOFS TAHT OBAMA HATES THIS COUNTRY!!!!1!!!!! INPEECH TEH TRAITER COMMUNIST MUSLIN KENIAN!!!!!!!

266 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 6:36:52am

re: #264 Lidane

I think this is a case of people choosing pathologically needing to find some reason to be offended more than anything else.

267 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 6:37:57am

re: #259 Feline Fearless Leader

A region without borders. Which is the truly scary part.

A guy I know who used travel a lot made the comment that living in the Northeast, you tend to forget how radically different much of our countrymen view the rest of the USA and the world. He mentioned that you do kind of have to watch what you say and do, lest you want to brand yourself as One Who Hates America™.

268 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:38:37am

re: #264 Lidane

The stupid thing is that neither song is really anti-war or anti-military. At least IMO. “Fortunate Son” is about how the blue collar and poor were the ones fighting in Vietnam while the rich and educated largely got deferred. And “Born in the USA” is about a guy who’s given a choice to fight in Vietnam or go to jail, then he comes back to find his country screwing him over and treating him like garbage for doing his job. I think this is a case of people choosing to be offended more than anything else.

Still, it’s hilarious. ZOMG SPRINGSTEEN IZ A LIBRUL! No shit. He’s only made that abundantly obvious since the 70’s. Read his lyrics, FFS.

Maybe they should replace it with some song truly patriotic like “This Land Is Your Land”.
;)

269 NJDhockeyfan  Nov 12, 2014 6:38:59am
270 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 6:39:41am
271 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 6:40:11am

JUST SMFH

272 Lidane  Nov 12, 2014 6:41:22am

re: #271 Vicious Piebola

ZOMG NIXON TALKED TO TEH CHINEEZE!, 2014 edition.

273 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:41:42am

re: #271 Vicious Piebola

JUST SMFH

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274 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 6:41:44am

re: #253 Lidane

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

Fortunate Son isn’t anti-war. It’s for the troops and against those who send them into harms’ way without any concern that they too might have to send their own to fight.

Likewise, Born in the USA isn’t anti-war per se, but shows the gritty realism of what happens when those troops come home. The government and people like to cheer for Veterans in uniform, but ignore them and their needs the moment they take off their uniforms.

Of course, the right wingers will ignore this and claim that Bruce is anti-war.

Reagan, of course, was deaf to the true purpose of Born in the USA when he used it during his campaign in 1984, so the right wing claims ring particularly hollow.

275 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 6:42:44am

re: #253 Lidane

So this morning’s herpty derp on my FB is various friends offended that Bruce Springsteen sang two “anti-war” songs during a veterans concert. The offending songs? “Fortunate Son” and “Born in the USA”.

It’s like people are finally paying attention to the music Springsteen’s been playing for 40+ goddamn years. WTF.

Reagan didn’t seem to think that Springsteen’s song was so bad:

America’s future rests in a thousand dreams inside your hearts; it rests in the message of hope in songs so many young Americans admire: New Jersey’s own Bruce Springsteen. And helping you make those dreams come true is what this job of mine is all about.
-Ronald Reagan, September 19, 1984, at a campaign stop in Hammonton, New Jersey,

276 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 6:42:48am

re: #271 Vicious Piebola

JUST SMFH

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why?

Climate change = Evil
China = Evil
Obama = Evil

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRIFECTA OF PERFIDY!!!!

277 Jenner7  Nov 12, 2014 6:42:55am
278 Teukka  Nov 12, 2014 6:43:19am
279 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 6:44:00am
280 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 6:44:09am

Great to see that the right wingers are taking a breakthrough deal on climate change with China in stride. Boehner’s already saying that the deal is unworkable. RWNJs are busy complaining as well.

China is the key to getting climate change deals done - they have one of the world’s biggest economies, and are a top polluter across outputs (water, soil, and air). Air quality issues in China do make their way around the world - reducing air quality elsewhere downwind. So, efforts to improve air and water quality there will improve air quality here.

So of course the GOP is claiming that this is a bad deal.

It’s so typical of the anti-science GOP that I repeat myself.

281 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 6:45:34am

Wingnut Obama Derangement Meme Of The Day

282 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 6:46:40am

re: #278 Teukka

OT, but think you guys (and gals) will appreciate the heads-up:
http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/11/potentially-catastrophic-bug-bites-all-versions-of-windows-patch-now/

That’s the Poodle bug, isn’t it?

Fix for that has been discussed here (at work) for a few weeks already. Issue with implementing is verifying that the other firms we do data exchange with are using a high enough version of TLS since everything older is vulnerable. But you can’t unilaterally implement unless you want to have a stoppage until they catch up.

283 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 6:48:32am

Dim Jim:

That’s after hearing for years that the DHS is stockpiling guns and ammo for their agents? Border Patrol is an agency within DHS.

Oh wait, what’s really going on? There are quality control issues with the M4 rifles they were issued, and the bad weapons are being removed. The problem appears that some have yet to be replaced with working units.

284 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 6:51:18am

re:
#283

That’s after hearing for years that the DHS is stockpiling guns and ammo for their agents? Border Patrol is an agency within DHS.

Yup. Makes perfect Dim sense.

285 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 6:53:32am

re:
#281

Demroach parasite

Classy tweeter. Remind me to sign up for this guy’s newsletter.

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286 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 6:56:15am
287 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 6:57:11am

re:
#274

Of course, the right wingers will ignore this and claim that Bruce is anti-war.

What’s wrong with being “anti-war”?

Oh, wait, these are RWNJ.

288 Lidane  Nov 12, 2014 6:59:58am

re: #287 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#274

What’s wrong with being “anti-war”?

Oh, wait, these are RWNJ.

WE DON’T CARE IF HE’S AN ANTI-WAR HIPPIE. JUST DON’T DO IT IN FRONT OF THE TROOPS!

289 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:00:23am

re: #287 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#274

What’s wrong with being “anti-war”?

Oh, wait, these are RWNJ.

Don’t worry, if Obama started a war, they would suddenly find themselves against it

290 [deleted]  Nov 12, 2014 7:02:14am
291 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 7:02:15am

Has Obama finished disarming the DHS so he can use the militarized DHS to invade the South and other conservative areas?

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292 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 7:03:00am

Oh, look—-

293 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:03:20am

re: #291 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Has Obama finished disarming the DHS so he can use the militarized DHS to invade the South and other conservative areas?

//

First they have to let in millions of ISIS and Mexican gang terrorists, then he can arm them all against us.

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294 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 7:03:31am

re: #290 walkingdeadhead

And yet he was able to evolve. Try to catch up.

295 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 7:05:01am
296 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 7:05:02am

10 downdings & it closes.

297 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:06:07am

re: #295 Backwoods_Sleuth

My cat is sad because all in all he’s just another brick in the wall.

The Cat of the Amontillado?

298 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 7:08:21am

re:
#294

Today’s Democrats are responsible for everything ever said by a Democrat ever but today’s Republicans aren’t responsible for anything.

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299 walkingdeadhead  Nov 12, 2014 7:08:43am

re: #294 Decatur Deb

I guess you have to be a Democrat and be really really sorry, with lettuce and cheese, to be reformed.

300 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 7:10:05am

re: #299 walkingdeadhead

It’s a start. Hold the mayo.

301 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 7:10:14am
302 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:10:19am

re: #298 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#294

Today’s Democrats are responsible for everything ever said by a Democrat ever but today’s Republicans aren’t responsible for anything.

//

The Party of Lincoln and MLK!!!

303 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 7:10:47am

re: #300 Decatur Deb

Deb check your dinger.

304 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 7:11:04am

Closing abortion clinics end drama. Oh really? For who does the drama end?

Weak-willed politicians and know nothings who think that abortion should be illegal and puts the onus on women. For the women who seek legal and safe abortions, the drama will never end.

305 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 7:12:16am

re: #303 Vicious Piebola

Deb check your dinger.

Automatic reflex, if I engage. Chumming the waters.

306 [deleted]  Nov 12, 2014 7:14:40am
307 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 7:15:51am

Is this troll Sarah Palin posting to LGF?

308 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 7:16:13am

By the pricking of my thumbs, something trollish this way comes.

309 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 7:16:44am

re: #306 walkingdeadhead

I can get to the three closest Klan headquarters by bicycle.

310 Teukka  Nov 12, 2014 7:17:33am

re: #301 Backwoods_Sleuth

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*blink* *blink* O.O

311 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 7:19:03am
Troll in the dungeon
312 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:19:21am

re: #306 walkingdeadhead

I can agree that the term “racist” is bandied about way too much by people who do not understand what it means and does not.

It does not mean that if you use the n-word or fly the Confederate flag you are automatically a racist, or if you “have a black friend” you are automatically not.

It is a much more a matter of the context in which you act, use such words or display such symbols.

But that calls for more nuance than the current level of political discourse can bear.

313 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 7:20:03am

re: #291 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Has Obama finished disarming the DHS so he can use the militarized DHS to invade the South and other conservative areas?

//

I hope so. I’ve been shining my jackboots every morning for 6 years! My arm is getting tired!

314 makeitstop  Nov 12, 2014 7:22:02am

re: #186 sagehen

Sons of Anarchy

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This season has definitely been pretty grim, all about revenge - most of it wrongly directed. The finale is probably going to be completely off the scale, I’m thinking.

I wonder if anyone’s ever done a breakdown of SoA body counts by season?

315 Dr. Matt  Nov 12, 2014 7:22:05am
Trolling trolling trolling…..
316 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 7:24:42am

Yet another corrupt official busted in China.

No wonder China cracked down on free and easy purchase of bicoins.

120 million RMB = $20M, and the gold stash is, well, a shitload of $$.

317 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 7:34:52am
318 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 7:37:54am
319 Jenner7  Nov 12, 2014 7:38:28am

All the news and updates on Ferguson in one newsletter….good stuff.

320 #FergusonFireside  Nov 12, 2014 7:45:14am

re: #319 Jenner7

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All the news and updates on Ferguson in one newsletter….good stuff.

Deray is profiled in WaPo

washingtonpost.com

321 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 7:46:47am

walkingdeadhead is obviously a racist shitheel. And a sniffer of soiled panties.

322 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 7:47:44am

argumentum al douchecannon

323 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 7:49:13am

re: #322 BigPapa

argumentum al douchecannon

Weird to be talking to the 19th Cent while watching ESA drop a lander on a comet.

324 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 7:50:16am

Some Turkish teenagers messed around with some American soldiers in Istanbul — it’s the latest outrage in the Dana Loesch/Dim Jim quadrant.

Must be time to bomb Turkey.

//

325 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 7:51:27am

re: #324 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

Some Turkish teenagers messed around with some American soldiers in Istanbul — it’s the latest outrage in the Dana Loesch/Dim Jim quadrant.

Must be time to bomb Turkey.

//

Cruise missiles loaded with cornbread and chestnut stuffing?
/

326 NJDhockeyfan  Nov 12, 2014 7:52:24am
327 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 7:52:52am

CONFIRMED!! FACT!!!!1!!!
Without poverty & dependency, where would Walmart & fast food get their minimum wage workers from?

328 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 7:53:48am

re: #327 Vicious Piebola

CONFIRMED!! FACT!!!!1!!!
Without poverty & dependency, where would Walmart & fast food get their minimum wage workers from?

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The logic there is unassailable.

329 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 7:55:54am

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

Elitist: somebody who does not take a chicken with them to pay the doctor.

330 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 7:58:44am

re: #329 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Elitist: somebody who does not take a chicken with them to pay the doctor.

I thought an Elitist was someone who never moved on to Wing Commander or ended up caring about ethics in gaming journalism.
//

331 Snarknado!  Nov 12, 2014 8:00:05am

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

That’s a weird way to defend single payer, but I haven’t heard the whole thing in context.

332 The War TARDIS  Nov 12, 2014 8:00:47am

re: #324 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

I do think we need to sit down with Turkey. They seem to be sympathizing with DAESH in Iraq and Syria, and are supporting the Muslim Brotherhood coup against the elected government in LIbya, causing a 2nd Civil War. I should have an article on Friday.

333 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 8:01:38am

re: #332 The War TARDIS

I do think we need to sit down with Turkey. They seem to be sympathizing with DAESH in Iraq and Syria, and are supporting the Muslim Brotherhood coup against the elected government in LIbya, causing a 2nd Civil War. I should have an article on Friday.

They are promoting their own interests in the region, which, strangely enough, have very little to do with our own…

334 Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2014 8:02:12am

Again and again, right wing parrots haul out the same old tired talking points to pretend they’re being falsely accused of racism. Snore.

335 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 8:04:09am

re: #334 Charles Johnson

Again and again, right wing parrots haul out the same old tired talking points to pretend they’re being falsely accused of racism. Snore.

Inability to evolve, or the standard definition of insanity is my guess.

336 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:04:35am
337 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 8:04:37am

Touchdown!

338 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 8:04:38am

People are hugging in the NASA ESA feed.

339 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 8:05:13am

Sounds like Philae safely landed from the live feed.

340 EmmaAnne  Nov 12, 2014 8:05:22am

My feed froze. :-( Updates please?

341 withak  Nov 12, 2014 8:05:55am

re: #340 EmmaAnne

My feed froze. :-( Updates please?

Mine did too, but there was much cheering and hugging, so I would assume success.

342 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 8:05:57am
343 The War TARDIS  Nov 12, 2014 8:06:03am

re: #333 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Yeah. Real good ally there.

Erdogan is trying to create a new Ottoman Empire.

Thing is, many of the Ottoman Caliphs, with a few exceptions, would be kicking his butt like it had Spalding written on it for how he is treating various groups, and his support for ignorant fanatics.

344 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:06:10am
345 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 8:06:11am

re: #340 EmmaAnne

My feed froze. :-( Updates please?

NASA —Telemetry coming.

nasa.gov

346 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 8:07:57am

re: #332 The War TARDIS

I do think we need to sit down with Turkey. They seem to be sympathizing with DAESH in Iraq and Syria, and are supporting the Muslim Brotherhood coup against the elected government in LIbya, causing a 2nd Civil War. I should have an article on Friday.

I propose that we do so on November 27th. That way we can talk turkey with Turkey on Turkey Day.

347 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:11:12am
348 The War TARDIS  Nov 12, 2014 8:14:03am

re: #344 Backwoods_Sleuth

Very good job!

There has been another landing on a comet, but our was less subtle, shall we say.

Ka-Boom!
349 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 8:14:47am
350 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 8:15:09am
351 withak  Nov 12, 2014 8:17:00am

re: #350 BigPapa

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I’ll be that guy, too, and mention that Ethernet over USB is a thing.

352 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:17:59am
353 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality  Nov 12, 2014 8:18:01am

Well, Philae made a safe landing, so now I can go to sleep. See y’all later.

354 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 8:20:34am

re: #351 withak

I’ll be that guy, too, and mention that Ethernet over USB is a thing.

Yes it is… on my cell phone. I just That Guy Suplexed you.

355 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 8:23:02am

re: #353 wheat-dogghazi-bola-trality

Well, Philae made a safe landing, so now I can go to sleep. See y’all later.

(Marvin)
“I claim this planet in the name of Mars - isn’t that lovely?”
(/Marvin)

356 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 8:23:47am

Gumghazi? Gumgate?

Really? This is actually a thing?

I guess when the President concludes a climate deal with China (which is not only hugely important, but extremely difficult to have pulled off), the best that the ankle biters can do is complain he was chewing gum at the same time?

357 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 8:24:11am

re: #346 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I propose that we do so on November 27th. That way we can talk turkey with Turkey on Turkey Day.

Send Obama to Turkey for Thanksgiving?

358 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:02am

re: #356 lawhawk

Benghumzi!

359 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:04am

Obama Walks, Chews Gum at Same Time: Conservatives Jealous

360 The War TARDIS  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:17am

re: #357 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I want to see an independent Kurdistan now, or at least the Kurds in Turkey freed from their situation.

Someone has a theory about where Orson Pink, the character from Listen came from.

If the theory is correct, there will be much yelling.

361 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:27am

re: #359 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Obama Walks, Chews Gum at Same Time: Conservatives Jealous

Winner!

362 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:40am

CHEWGHAZI!

Never Forget.

363 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:40am

re: #356 lawhawk

Gumghazi? Gumgate?

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Really? This is actually a thing?

I guess when the President concludes a climate deal with China (which is not only hugely important, but extremely difficult to have pulled off), the best that the ankle biters can do is complain he was chewing gum at the same time?

HURR HURR AND HE WAS PARTYING WITH TERH RED CHINESE COMMUNISTS ON ARE HOLY FESTIVAL OF VETERANS DAY!!!!! INPEECH TEH TREASONOUS COMMIE MUSLIN KENYEN!!!!!!!!!!!

364 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:42am
365 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 8:26:59am

re: #359 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Obama Walks, Chews Gum at Same Time: Conservatives Jealous

So stealing that & Tweeting it.

366 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:27:34am
367 Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2014 8:28:15am
368 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 8:28:25am

re: #360 The War TARDIS

I want to see an independent Kurdistan now, or at least the Kurds in Turkey freed from their situation.

Someone has a theory about where Orson Pink, the character from Listen came from.

If the theory is correct, there will be much yelling.

Remember back during the First Gulf War, Turkey gave us permission to fly strikes out of Incirlik airbase. In return, we gave them free hand to treat the Kurds as they wished after the war was over (which was not much better than how Hussein treated them).

369 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 8:28:47am
370 BigPapa  Nov 12, 2014 8:29:33am

Comet me bro.

371 Franklin  Nov 12, 2014 8:29:36am

re: #354 BigPapa

Yes it is… on my cell phone. I just That Guy Suplexed you.

They could have left the cable out entirely and claimed it was ethernet over bluetooth.

372 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 8:31:53am

re: #350 BigPapa

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I thought they were Lightning cables.

373 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 8:32:31am

re: #356 lawhawk

Gumghazi? Gumgate?

[Embedded content]

Really? This is actually a thing?

I guess when the President concludes a climate deal with China (which is not only hugely important, but extremely difficult to have pulled off), the best that the ankle biters can do is complain he was chewing gum at the same time?

Mastigate.

374 The War TARDIS  Nov 12, 2014 8:34:51am

re: #368 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I was born in 1990. So I don’t remember that year or 1991.

I’m pretty sure the leaders on Turkey in 1990 and 1991 would have been more aggressive with DAESH.

Erdogan likes them, and won’t hurt them.

375 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 8:40:18am

re: #374 The War TARDIS

I was born in 1990. So I don’t remember that year or 1991.

I’m pretty sure the leaders on Turkey in 1990 and 1991 would have been more aggressive with DAESH.

Erdogan likes them, and won’t hurt them.

The Kurds were abandoned to their fate after the First Gulf War, they were outside the allies’ air interdiction zone and there was nobody to stop the Iraqis from taking revenge on them.

376 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:40:38am

Meanwhile on Mars…

377 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:49:16am
378 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 8:49:58am
379 iossarian  Nov 12, 2014 8:50:08am

re: #371 Franklin

They could have left the cable out entirely and claimed it was ethernet over bluetooth.

Or just a picture of a cloud.

It’s all in the cloud now.

Apparently.

380 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 8:50:46am

re: #377 Backwoods_Sleuth

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67P certainly looks more ‘Hollywood’ than I expected.

381 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 8:51:23am

re: #380 Decatur Deb

67P certainly looks more ‘Hollywood’ than I expected.

382 bill d  Nov 12, 2014 8:55:49am

Ok, this is pretty disturbing and so full of fail I can’t even put it into words:

About
Welcome to the youth-oriented arm of Racket, the online web magazine that so far has failed to launch but is not dead yet officially.

racketteen.tumblr.com

Unless it is a parody account but I don’t think it is.

383 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 8:56:32am

re: #381 Backwoods_Sleuth

About 25 yrs ago I was downloading photos of the first comet rendezvous from Compuserve at 300 baud. Took about 20 minutes. Wife called it “Spud in Space”.

384 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 8:58:05am

Groovy capitalist US : Dancing with the Stars
Evil Socialist Europe: Landing on a comet

Groovy capitalist US : Creationism
Evil Socialist Europe: CERN

Groovy capitalist US : Repeal the ACA
Evil Socialist Europe: Universal health care

We may be doing it wrong.

385 bill d  Nov 12, 2014 8:58:56am

re: #382 bill d

Ok, this is pretty disturbing and so full of fail I can’t even put it into words:

racketteen.tumblr.com

Unless it is a parody account but I don’t think it is.

OK, it has to be a parody account

386 Romantic Heretic  Nov 12, 2014 9:00:45am

re: #268 Feline Fearless Leader

Maybe they should replace it with some song truly patriotic like “This Land Is Your Land”.
;)

Except their version of the chorus is:

This land is my land.
This land is my land.

Because they don’t believe that other people have any right to live in America, or live at all for that matter.

387 sagehen  Nov 12, 2014 9:06:46am

Why does the XKCD status report keep referencing US Scientists’ mood? Is it to indicate they’re as relevant as the whales and fish? He does not mention ESA scientists’ mood.

388 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 9:07:23am
389 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 9:09:07am

None of the wingnuts RTing this have even asked WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, IS A 14-YEAR-OLD PREGNANT?????

390 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:09:35am

re: #386 Romantic Heretic

Except their version of the chorus is:

This land is my land.
This land is my land.

Because they don’t believe that other people have any right to live in America, or live at all for that matter.

I found this sample of Martin Mull’s “This Land Ain’t Your Land, This Land is My Land”

391 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 9:09:43am

re: #388 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because there wasn’t any white whale? /

392 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 9:10:52am
393 BeachDem  Nov 12, 2014 9:10:52am

re: #384 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Groovy capitalist US : Dancing with the Stars
Evil Socialist Europe: Landing on a comet

Groovy capitalist US : Creationism
Evil Socialist Europe: CERN

Groovy capitalist US : Repeal the ACA
Evil Socialist Europe: Universal health care

We may be doing it wrong.

In that vein

I must not have checked in at Huffington Kardashian Post—don’t know what that’s all about (and totally don’t care to find out.)

394 bill d  Nov 12, 2014 9:11:32am

The harpoons did not fire.

THANKS OBAMA

395 Skip Intro  Nov 12, 2014 9:12:36am

re: #393 BeachDem

Apparently Kartrashian has released a series of Youtube videos featuring her butt.

396 Eventual Carrion  Nov 12, 2014 9:14:20am

re: #325 Feline Fearless Leader

Cruise missiles loaded with cornbread and chestnut stuffing?
/

As god is my witness, I thought they could fly!

397 Romantic Heretic  Nov 12, 2014 9:14:33am

re: #274 lawhawk

It’s odd how people think about war. Most have such a Manicheaen mindset about it.

Let me tell you a little story.

Some time ago I was eating dinner in a restaurant. I like to read when I eat and I was reading this book: How to Make War. The author had previously been a conflict simulation designer, some of which I had played and enjoyed.

When I went to pay for my meal my server saw the title of the book and told me, “If I had known what you were reading I wouldn’t have served you.”

I gave him the stink eye and replied, “If I was reading a book on cancer would you assume I was in favour of that as well?”

His face told me that this was a concept he’d never considered before. Properly chastened he gave me my change and I went home.

This demonstrates a major problem with many people’s attitude towards war. They support or oppose it without having the slightest idea of what it is.

No wonder our debates about it tend to be crazy.

398 Decatur Deb  Nov 12, 2014 9:15:22am

re: #383 Decatur Deb

About 25 yrs ago I was downloading photos of the first comet rendezvous from Compuserve at 300 baud. Took about 20 minutes. Wife called it “Spud in Space”.

Memory fart. It was probably asteroid Eros, on the 1998 flyby.

399 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 9:16:00am

re: #387 sagehen

Why does the XKCD status report keep referencing US Scientists’ mood? Is it to indicate they’re as relevant as the whales and fish? He does not mention ESA scientists’ mood.

I’m pretty sure that “Mission Control” is the ESA scientists.

400 Lidane  Nov 12, 2014 9:16:56am

re: #356 lawhawk

In other news, Jennifer Rubin’s salary is still wasted money.

401 bill d  Nov 12, 2014 9:18:08am
402 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 9:19:23am

And in other news… Bryan Fischer opposes Net Neutrality, which his comments plainly makes clear he has not a clue about what it is that he is talking about. (in other words, same as always).

rightwingwatch.org

403 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:22:52am

re: #393 BeachDem

In that vein

Good job landing on a comet, European Space Agency! You’re presently about 0.0001% as famous as Kim Kardashian’s left butt cheek.

I must not have checked in at Huffington Kardashian Post—don’t know what that’s all about (and totally don’t care to find out.)

Shoot a harpoon into it!!!

404 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Nov 12, 2014 9:23:06am

re: #395 Skip Intro

Apparently Kartrashian has released a series of Youtube videos featuring her butt.

Apparently I’ve been living on another planet for a while. Someone explain to me why the Kardashians are famous?

405 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:25:04am

re: #404 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Apparently I’ve been living on another planet for a while. Someone explain to me why the Kardashians are famous?

No. Find out yourself, from what I can tell, it is not too hard, just turn on a TV.

406 klystron  Nov 12, 2014 9:25:08am

re: #404 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Apparently I’ve been living on another planet for a while. Someone explain to me why the Kardashians are famous?

I think it started with a sex tape.

407 bill d  Nov 12, 2014 9:27:42am

The Intercept is a bastion of breaking news, their lead story is about Mike Gravel giving advice to a senator.

408 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 9:34:51am

Who are Kardashians?

(0.33 * /)

409 withak  Nov 12, 2014 9:37:19am

re: #408 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Who are Kardashians?

(0.33 * /)

Did someone say Cardassians?
410 Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2014 9:38:33am

Diners furious after restaurant overcharges hit triple digits

Some Knoxville, TN, residents are fuming mad at a local chain restaurant after seeing that their debit and credit cards have been charged 1,000 times what they should have been for their meals, leaving people in the red for anywhere from $8,000 to $99,000.

WATE-TV in Knoxville spoke to several people who had been grossly overcharged, including one man who should have paid $26.94 for his order of chicken parm and a few beers, but who found out last Friday — weeks after eating at the restaurant — that he’d been charged $26,940.
“I was just kind of in shock of the whole thing,” he says. “I’ve never been in that situation or anything like that happening to me before.”

That $27,000 charge is nothing compared to the area woman who was hit with an $80,000 charge for her dinner at the restaurant on the same night.

The company’s CFO tells WATE that the cause of the overcharges was a glitch with the restaurant’s third-party card-processor, which inadvertently added three zeros to the end of every customer’s bill during the course of one evening. The CFO claims that about 80 people were affected.

Must have been one of those new GOP payment processing systems.

411 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:38:58am

re: #397 Romantic Heretic

This demonstrates a major problem with many people’s attitude towards war. They support or oppose it without having the slightest idea of what it is.

I was pleased when Joschka Fischer, Germany’s first Minister of Foreign Affairs, chastened his pacifist compatriots and reminded him that it is not just a matter of No More War, it is a matter of No More Auschwitz.

412 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 9:39:07am
413 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 9:43:38am

Unthinking pacifism plays right into the hands of tyrants.

414 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 9:45:06am

re: #412 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Hope it of the landing.

415 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:45:56am

re: #413 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Unthinking pacifism plays right into the hands of tyrants.

Pacifism should not be the same as passivism.

There are things worse than war.

Our mistake lies in thinking that war alone is a solution, it is only a first step in resolving a crisis.

416 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 9:48:12am
417 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 9:49:49am

re: #416 Vicious Piebola

The Brazilian police killed more than 11,000 people from 2009 to 2013, for an average of six killings a day

GG must feel safe there knowing that the cops are out doing their job…

418 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 9:55:11am

re: #415 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Pacifism should not be the same as passivism.

There are things worse than war.

Our mistake lies in thinking that war alone is a solution, it is only a first step in resolving a crisis.

The conservatives seem to have lifted many of their current views from Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary. For instance:
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

Or:
BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.

419 Flying Squirrel Girl  Nov 12, 2014 9:55:24am

re: #416 Vicious Piebola

GG will get right on that.

420 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 9:56:41am

re: #416 Vicious Piebola

They must have been killing the right sort of people, since Greenwald was silent about the law enforcement and governance of his country of residence/convenience. Funny how that works.

421 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 9:58:12am

re: #420 lawhawk

They must have been killing the right sort of people, since Greenwald was silent about the law enforcement and governance of his country of residence/convenience. Funny how that works.

If he could just figure out a way to blame it on the U.S. he’d be all over it.

422 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 9:59:18am

re: #421 Vicious Piebola

If he could just figure out a way to blame it on the U.S. he’d be all over it.

Oh, he will, he will.

423 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:00:29am

re: #422 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Oh, he will, he will.

HURR HURR DON’T TELL ME HOW TO DO THE JOURNALISMS!!!!1!!!!

425 Romantic Heretic  Nov 12, 2014 10:02:25am

re: #415 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Pacifism should not be the same as passivism.

There are things worse than war.

Our mistake lies in thinking that war alone is a solution, it is only a first step in resolving a crisis.

To me, war is like surgery; your last choice of action. It must be carefully planned a swiftly executed.

The superior militarist strikes while plans are being made.
The next best is to attack alliances.
Next best is to fight armies.
Worst of all is to attack cities.

Sun Tzu

These days our wars are stuck around steps 3 and 4.

Although we have heard of military operations that are swift but clumsy we have never heard of a well planned operation lasting a long time. No nation has ever profited from a long war.

Which is yet another thing the people send us off to war have forgotten, or never knew.

426 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 10:03:27am
427 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:04:45am

re: #403 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

We did. /Kanye West, Ray Jay…. etc.

Frankly, I don’t get it. She got famous because she was a gopher for Paris Hilton, and saw what fame could do, so she decided to fast track it with sex tapes.

IOW, she’s famous for being famous. Not exactly adding anything to culture or society.

And yet, there’s one thing that leaves me scratching my head. She’s definitely curvaceous. Not the size 0 models we typically see on fashion magazines and womens’ magazines. We should be celebrating that people, and women especially, have curves and aren’t some fashion-oriented perfect size/shape that is essentially unattainable without considerable help from cosmetic surgeons and photo editing experts.

But it’s not like we haven’t already seen her body of work before. It’s all out there already (for the right price of course).

This, with most of entertainment and infotainment news reporting just feels like the bread being thrown at the Circus maximus while the Senate votes to fuck the poor.

428 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:07:06am

Wow. Was just out there moments ago. Even took pictures of the scaffolding (will have to upload to twitter).

UPDATE:

That’s one of the photos of the scaffold, which was about the 40th story. There were variable winds and the lines appeared to be quite slack, so that could be part of the problem.

429 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:09:36am
430 Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2014 10:11:16am
431 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:12:46am

re: #404 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Apparently I’ve been living on another planet for a while. Someone explain to me why the Kardashians are famous?

because they are famous (for being famous)

432 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 10:14:00am

re: #410 Eclectic Cyborg

Diners furious after restaurant overcharges hit triple digits

Must have been one of those new GOP payment processing systems.

I guess we know who The World’s Most Interesting Programmer works for currently.
// ;)

433 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:14:17am

It’s almost freaking cold in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland.

The first cold spell of the season always seems colder than it really is. It’s such a shock to the system. I feel like putting on long-underwear.

by January, everyone will be walking around in shorts and sweatshirts.

434 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:14:54am

re: #430 Charles Johnson

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Yes, yes it is.

435 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 10:15:00am

re: #412 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Skateaway. That’s all.
;)

436 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:15:39am

re: #427 lawhawk

We did. /Kanye West, Ray Jay…. etc.

Frankly, I don’t get it. She got famous because she was a gopher for Paris Hilton, and saw what fame could do, so she decided to fast track it with sex tapes.

IOW, she’s famous for being famous. Not exactly adding anything to culture or society.

And yet, there’s one thing that leaves me scratching my head. She’s definitely curvaceous. Not the size 0 models we typically see on fashion magazines and womens’ magazines. We should be celebrating that people, and women especially, have curves and aren’t some fashion-oriented perfect size/shape that is essentially unattainable without considerable help from cosmetic surgeons and photo editing experts.

But it’s not like we haven’t already seen her body of work before. It’s all out there already (for the right price of course).

This, with most of entertainment and infotainment news reporting just feels like the bread being thrown at the Circus maximus while the Senate votes to fuck the poor.

I thought their father was one of the attorneys made famous by OJ?

437 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:16:51am

re: #436 FemNaziBitch

That too, but her real claim to fame is the sex tape. Or else she’d be just another kid of a lawyer to the rich and famous.

438 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 10:17:12am

re: #425 Romantic Heretic

To me, war is like surgery; your last choice of action. It must be carefully planned a swiftly executed.

These days our wars are stuck around steps 3 and 4.

Which is yet another thing the people send us off to war have forgotten, or never knew.

Extending the metaphor there also seems to be a lack of concern about care and treatment of the patient after the surgery.

439 makeitstop  Nov 12, 2014 10:17:58am

re: #436 FemNaziBitch

I thought their father was one of the attorneys made famous by OJ?

He is. But that ain’t enough to get you a reality TV show any more.
/

440 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 10:18:52am

re: #433 FemNaziBitch

It’s almost freaking cold in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland.

The first cold spell of the season always seems colder than it really is. It’s such a shock to the system. I feel like putting on long-underwear.

by January, everyone will be walking around in shorts and sweatshirts.

It IS freaking cold here in Twin Falls.

441 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 10:19:21am

re: #427 lawhawk

There’s also the whole body of work from Kim’s mother. She has been shamelessly promoting and pandering her entire set of children. As one child gets older and potentially into a lasting marriage with children she moves onto the next. Already started on the step-kids as well now.

442 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:19:47am

re: #440 Bubblehead II

It IS freaking cold here in Twin Falls.

It’s cold here but it’s not freaking cold.

443 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 10:21:41am

re: #425 Romantic Heretic

Although we have heard of military operations that are swift but clumsy we have never heard of a well planned operation lasting a long time. No nation has ever profited from a long war.

And because of advances in medicine,, more soldiers are surviving wounds they would have died of 20 years ago. Which is expensive. It was much cheaper to just pay off the widows and families and be shut of it all…

444 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 10:23:04am

re: #442 Vicious Piebola

It’s cold here but it’s not freaking cold.

Bad day to give up profanity? ;-)

445 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:26:35am

re: #440 Bubblehead II

It IS freaking cold here in Twin Falls.

technically, it is not freaking cold until the snot in your nose freezes when you walk outside.

446 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:29:54am
447 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 12, 2014 10:30:17am

re: #445 FemNaziBitch

technically, it is not freaking cold until the snot in your nose freezes when you walk outside.

I thought it was when you have to snap off your frozen pee.

I lived in places where you had two or three months of Winter and then five weeks of bad sledding. That’s why I don’t now.

448 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:30:44am

re: #430 Charles Johnson

Asked and answers. The answer is YES!

449 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:30:52am

re: #447 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I thought it was when you have to snap off your frozen pee.

I lived in places where you had two or three months of Winter and then five weeks of bad sledding. That’s why I don’t now.

perhaps is a gender issue?

450 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:30:53am

re: #446 Vicious Piebola

This is the very definition of a high rise rescue. The scaffold is at least 450 to 500 feet above ground level. They’re probably going to break through one of the glass windows to rescue the workers on board the scaffold. From there, they can secure the gondola against the side of the building, and then work on fixing the crane mechanism on the roof.

451 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:32:59am

Who drinks wine for breakfast?

452 #FergusonFireside  Nov 12, 2014 10:34:15am

I hate reading this shit so much, that I decided you are going to have to join me in my pain.

453 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:35:57am

Of course, I came into work today with my 17-50 lens, and not the big lens (28-300). Chance always favors the prepared.

454 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 10:36:03am

macrominiconre: #451 Vicious Piebola

Who drinks wine for breakfast?

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Isn’t that a martini glass?

455 leftynyc  Nov 12, 2014 10:36:19am

re: #436 FemNaziBitch

I thought their father was one of the attorneys made famous by OJ?

He was but he’d dead. Robert Kardashian.

456 iossarian  Nov 12, 2014 10:36:32am

re: #452 Resident of The United States of Jesus

Always good to be reminded we live in a Christian nation.

457 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:37:12am

re: #454 FemNaziBitch

macrominicon

Isn’t that a martini glass?

It’s curved, and it’s too small to be a water goblet.

458 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 10:37:18am
459 iossarian  Nov 12, 2014 10:38:18am

re: #457 Vicious Piebola

It’s curved, and it’s too small to be a water goblet.

It’s a Texan port glass.

460 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:39:36am

re: #458 Kragar

461 leftynyc  Nov 12, 2014 10:41:25am

re: #458 Kragar

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Do you think they’ll bother to get the CBO to score it?

462 CuriousLurker  Nov 12, 2014 10:44:14am

Drive-by heads up : Exploding heads in 5, 4, 3…

Muslim Friday prayers to be offered at Washington National Cathedral

[Washington National Cathedral] Washington National Cathedral and five Muslim groups have announced that the first celebration of Muslim Friday prayers (Jumaa) at the cathedral will be observed on Friday, Nov. 14.

“Leaders believe offering Muslim prayers at the Christian cathedral shows more than hospitality,” according to a cathedral media advisory. “It demonstrates an appreciation of one another’s prayer traditions and is a powerful symbolic gesture toward a deeper relationship between the two Abrahamic traditions.”

The prayers will be held between 11:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. and will be attended by the Rev. Canon Gina Campbell, director of liturgy for Washington National Cathedral, South African Ambassador Ebrahim Rasool, Masjid Muhammad of The Nation’s Mosque, and representatives from the All Dulles Area Muslim Society, Council on American-Islamic Relations, Islamic Society of North America, Muslim Public Affairs Council. […]

episcopaldigitalnetwork.com

Islamization is complete—America as you knew it is over and you’ll now be expected to submit to your new Muslim Brotherhood overlords. Instructions will follow on where to report to obtain your dhimmi card. Someone tell Bill Maher and Sam Harris they’re gonna have to move to Europe (or somewhere). Someone also needs to notify Horowitz, Geller, Spencer, et al that they’ll need to seek new avenues of employment. //

Gotta run—later, lizards.

463 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 10:44:58am

re: #461 leftynyc

Do you think they’ll bother to get the CBO to score it?

CBO lies.
///

464 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 10:45:26am

re:
#458

Tort Reform!!!!!11

465 iossarian  Nov 12, 2014 10:47:16am

re: #461 leftynyc

Do you think they’ll bother to get the CBO to score it?

Let’s wait and see what the actual GOP-in-congress reaction to it is first. I think they may find it hard to pull something together that can pass in the first place.

466 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 10:47:30am

re:
#458

…and after conservative Republicans passed tort reform, costs for everything magically went down, health insurers agreed to cover everyone at affordable prices, and the US lived happily ever after…..

467 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 10:49:01am
468 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:49:48am
469 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 10:51:24am

re:
#458

OK, but how do I buy a health insurance policy TODAY, with a refundable tax credit I won’t have in my pocket until NEXT YEAR?

470 Amory Blaine  Nov 12, 2014 10:54:55am

Video: Public schools ‘suck,’ says WITI reporter

Youtube Video

In accepting an Emmy for her story about school bullying, WITI-TV (Channel 6) reporter Meghan Dywer accepted the award for “all the kids that are bullied.”

According to video of the event, first posted on mediabistro.com, she continued: “Seriously, public schools suck. They’re horrible. They need to be held accountable.”

Her comments were greeted with boos from the audience.

Milwaukee reporter.

471 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 12, 2014 10:57:19am

And on the eighth day, Republicans in congress created a refundable tax credit so uninsured people without pre-existing conditions could buy private health insurance, but then they passed the FAIR TAX and got rid of the refundable tax credit.

The End.

472 iossarian  Nov 12, 2014 10:57:39am

re: #469 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

re:
#458

OK, but how do I buy a health insurance policy TODAY, with a refundable tax credit I won’t have in my pocket until NEXT YEAR?

Price’s bill is extremely unlikely to go anywhere IMO. It’s already been in existence for a while and hasn’t got anywhere near a vote. I doubt Republicans are going to unite behind something that’s essentially a policy grab-bag that can be held against them when it has zero chance of becoming law.

473 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 10:59:30am

And for the eagle eyes out there - that’s the Statue of Liberty over the helmet of the FDNY firefighter on the left.

474 Franklin  Nov 12, 2014 11:01:20am

re: #471 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

And on the eighth day, Republicans in congress created a refundable tax credit so uninsured people without pre-existing conditions could buy private health insurance, but then they passed the FAIR TAX and got rid of the refundable tax credit.

The End.

That sounds a lot like what happens to budgets when the lottery gets involved. Fund education at $100 million/yr. Tell the public that the lotto will allot $100 million/yr to education. Get lotto bill passed, allot the $$ to education, then slash the education budget for the previously non lotto allotment.

Great John Oliver segment.

Youtube Video

475 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:02:16am

re: #467 Vicious Piebola

The NT Jesus (not to be confused with the historical Jesus) was a hypocrite when it came to the poor.

Jesus replied, “ ’You shall not murder, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, 19honor your father and mother,’c and ‘love your neighbor as yourself.’d “

20”All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”

21Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

But then:

6While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, 7a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.

8When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9”This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”

10Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11The poor you will always have with you,a but you will not always have me.

476 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 11:03:16am

re: #475 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

The NT Jesus (not to be confused with the historical Jesus) was a hypocrite when it came to the poor.

But then:

The different Gospels contain contradictions.

477 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:04:45am

re: #476 Vicious Piebola

The different Gospels contain contradictions.

Unpossible. The word of God cannot make mistakes.
/

478 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:05:18am

re: #476 Vicious Piebola

The different Gospels contain contradictions.

Both quotes are from Matthew.

479 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 11:06:18am
480 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 11:06:21am
While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, 7a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.

8When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9”This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”

Just looking at this from a Talmudic law perspective: items from the house of a leper can not be sold or used or given away, they must be destroyed because of contamination. What was called “leprosy” or “tz’raat” in scripture was some kind of infectious condition.

481 leftynyc  Nov 12, 2014 11:06:33am

re: #468 lawhawk

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Are you photographing that from your office?

482 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:06:35am

re: #478 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Both quotes are from Matthew.

Matthew lies.
/

483 Skip Intro  Nov 12, 2014 11:07:08am

re: #404 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Apparently I’ve been living on another planet for a while. Someone explain to me why the Kardashians are famous?

Kim made a porn video. The rest are just along for the ride.

484 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:07:53am

re: #480 Vicious Piebola

It was not from Simon’s house.

485 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 11:10:40am

re: #481 leftynyc

Nope. Don’t have a direct view of 1WTC from my office. I had to get down to the street to see it - best views are actually from Liberty street at Greenwich seeing how they’ve cleared the 9/11 Memorial and Museum due to possibility of glass breaking during the rescue attempt.

486 Jenner7  Nov 12, 2014 11:12:57am
487 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:15:41am

re: #486 Jenner7

Is Willis still an ass towards Charles/LGF?

488 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 11:16:18am

Looks like the rescue is underway - they’ve busted out the glass and are bringing in the workers now.

pix11.com

489 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 11:16:58am

HURR HURR FREE MARKET CREATED TEH INTERNETS!!!!11!!!
Oh wait

490 Romantic Heretic  Nov 12, 2014 11:20:23am

re: #474 Franklin

Lotteries are a government’s cry of despair. They no longer have the power to tax fairly and so have to come up with other methods of raising revenue. The South Carolina example in that video is typical.

Lotteries are a tax on the mathematically incompetent as Emo Phillips put it.

491 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 11:20:46am

re: #486 Jenner7

The only ones who’d freak out are the creationists who are so earth-centric that they’d ignore all the science and facts in the universe in order to claim supremacy of their beliefs over incontrovertible facts.

It’s a function of probabilities that there’s life elsewhere in the universe. It’s also quite likely there’s intelligent life elsewhere. We are still in the infancy of identifying other solar systems that have planets, some of which are similar in size to the Earth.

492 Romantic Heretic  Nov 12, 2014 11:25:07am

re: #491 lawhawk

And we don’t know enough about the universe to rule out life on non-Earth type planets. There might be hydrogen breathers like in David Brin’s or Poul Anderson’s work. Silicon based is possible. Perhaps even, as in Brin’s work, there is life in the photosphere of stars. Or space based life like Niven’s star seeds and Outsiders.

493 Mike Lamb  Nov 12, 2014 11:26:18am

re: #491 lawhawk

Speaking of YEC’s…what’s their view on Pangaea in light of documented evidence of plate movement?

(Granted there is documented evidence that the earth is millions of years old, but still…)

494 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:27:29am

re: #493 Mike Lamb

Speaking of YEC’s…what’s their view on Pangaea in light of documented evidence of plate movement?

(Granted there is documented evidence that the earth is millions of years old, but still…)

Continents moved quicker 5000 years ago.

495 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 11:28:19am

re: #453 lawhawk

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Of course, I came into work today with my 17-50 lens, and not the big lens (28-300). Chance always favors the prepared.

You work in NYC… Run down to Adorama, get the “BIG GUN” Sigma APO 200-500mm f/2.8 / 400-1000mm f/5.6 EX DG Available in all popular mounts, and only $25,999. If you loved us, you’d do it.

RBS

496 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 11:30:45am

re: #489 Vicious Piebola

HURR HURR FREE MARKET CREATED TEH INTERNETS!!!!11!!!
Oh wait

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Freaking idiots have been sold the story that “Neutrality” means that everybody gets the same level of service, that the Govt. will take it over, that this means that religious material could be banned from the internet….

Where is my big “wacking” stick…. I need to establish some order in the cosmos.

RBW

497 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:32:11am

re: #493 Mike Lamb

icr.org

498 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:32:29am

re: #494 Kragar

Flood.

499 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 11:32:35am

re: #473 lawhawk

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One of the rescued workers was quoted as saying “I’m glad I wore my brown pants today” /totally_made_up.

RBS

500 Bubblehead II  Nov 12, 2014 11:33:08am
501 lawhawk  Nov 12, 2014 11:33:34am

re: #495 RealityBasedEbola

Heh! I’ll stick with the Tamron 150-600 that when you add in the 1.6 factor gives me 960mm on the deep end.

Sure, it might not have the low light and fast focus of the Sigma, but I can buy a car with the money I save on the Tamron.

502 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:33:49am

re: #498 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Flood.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

503 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 11:35:37am

re: #501 lawhawk

Heh! I’ll stick with the Tamron 150-600 that when you add in the 1.6 factor gives me 960mm on the deep end.

Sure, it might not have the low light and fast focus of the Sigma, but I can buy a car with the money I save on the Tamron.

and it probably doesn’t weigh 37 POUNDS like the Sigma. I forgot about crop, with a small sensor that racks out to 1600 at the top.

I would love to have one for a day, and a good environment to use it in… but that’s just it.

RBS

504 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:35:42am
505 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:39:53am
506 Vicious Piebola  Nov 12, 2014 11:40:05am

LOL Bryan’s Tweetbot is busted

507 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 12, 2014 11:41:46am

re: #506 Vicious Piebola

LOL Bryan’s Tweetbot is busted

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BEARS!!!!!

508 jaunte  Nov 12, 2014 11:43:02am

re: #505 Kragar

Kirk Cameron: History Of Mankind Only Covers 2,000 Years!!

509 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:43:46am

re: #505 Kragar

Christians only picked Dec. 25 as the day to celebrate Christmas because it was the day that Jesus was born.

He’s right, no historian is aware of this, because this is made up.

510 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:47:11am

Brent Crude low value today: 79.8800

511 Kragar  Nov 12, 2014 11:47:20am

re: #509 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

He’s right, no historian is aware of this, because this is made up.

Which is why early Christianity celebrated Christmas on January 6th.

DOH!

512 Mike Lamb  Nov 12, 2014 11:47:51am

re: #507 RealityBasedEbola

513 Ace-o-aces  Nov 12, 2014 11:48:30am

re: #505 Kragar

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Heck, not only is Christmas based on a pagan holiday, My Rabbi recently informed me that Hanukkah is based on a pagan celebration. Basically, any winter holiday that involves light was started by the pagans.

514 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:49:06am

re: #511 Kragar

Which is why early Christianity celebrated Christmas on January 6th.

DOH!

That’s still Dec. 25, just a diff. calender,

515 Internet Tough Guy  Nov 12, 2014 11:50:04am

re: #510 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Putin has a sad.

516 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 11:50:46am

re: #451 Vicious Piebola

Who drinks wine for breakfast?

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If those loons represented my state, I’d be drinking paint stripper for breakfast.

517 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 11:50:50am

re: #462 CuriousLurker

Drive-by heads up : Exploding heads in 5, 4, 3…

Islamization is complete—America as you knew it is over and you’ll now be expected to submit to your new Muslim Brotherhood overlords. Instructions will follow on where to report to obtain your dhimmi card. Someone tell Bill Maher and Sam Harris they’re gonna have to move to Europe (or somewhere). Someone also needs to notify Horowitz, Geller, Spencer, et al that they’ll need to seek new avenues of employment. //

Gotta run—later, lizards.

how cool is that.

The WASHINGTON CATHEDRAL is America’s church. ANYONE is welcome to worship there.

Nice see religious people living up to the Word.

518 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:50:51am

re: #513 Ace-o-aces

Judaism was started by pagans. The Tanakh is full of polytheistic traces.

519 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 12, 2014 11:51:19am

re: #505 Kragar

Kirk Cameron: Don’t drink the pagan ‘Kool-Aid’ about Christmas, historians ‘don’t know this stuff’

We are starting to see what happens to society when we place no emphasis on teaching the basics of how science, history, economics or civics works.

Any asshole with an agenda can come and spout his point of view and be taken as seriously as anyone else because there are enough people out there who have know way of knowing better.

520 Mattand  Nov 12, 2014 11:52:28am
521 FemNaziBitch  Nov 12, 2014 11:53:07am

re: #492 Romantic Heretic

And we don’t know enough about the universe to rule out life on non-Earth type planets. There might be hydrogen breathers like in David Brin’s or Poul Anderson’s work. Silicon based is possible. Perhaps even, as in Brin’s work, there is life in the photosphere of stars. Or space based life like Niven’s star seeds and Outsiders.

phosphorous based!!!

522 Ace-o-aces  Nov 12, 2014 11:54:36am

re: #518 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Judaism was started by pagans. The Tanakh is full of polytheistic traces.

Well, duh. I mean it was all pagans before Abraham went all smashy on his father’s idol business.

523 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 11:55:40am

re: #522 Ace-o-aces

Well, duh. I mean it was all pagans before Abraham went all smashy on his father’s idol business.

Well, I mean historical pagans, not mythical characters ;)

524 William Barnett-Lewis  Nov 12, 2014 11:56:05am

re: #511 Kragar

Which is why early Christianity celebrated Christmas on January 6th.

DOH!

Which is still way off considering when sheep drop their lambs…

525 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 12:09:15pm

re: #524 William Barnett-Lewis

Which is still way off considering when sheep drop their lambs…

Even with the continents sliding around faster and light moving at a different speed?
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526 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 12:17:22pm

re: #524 William Barnett-Lewis

Which is still way off considering when sheep drop their lambs…

One of my sisters in North Carolina raises Nubian dairy goats and times the kidding for late December to late January/early February because, over the years, she has developed a niche market for Muslim and Jewish holidays in the Spring.
There are many goat farmers here in Kentucky who also schedule kidding to coincide with those holidays, in addition to kidding at other times of the year to supply three-month-old (or thereabouts) goat kids for Ramadan and Eid.

I suspect farmers who raise sheep with an eye to those niche markets would also schedule lambing at those times.
So sheep dropping lambs at Christmas time isn’t far fetched at all.

527 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Nov 12, 2014 12:17:55pm

re: #431 FemNaziBitch

because they are famous (for being famous)

I suppose I understand how one can be famous for being famous. I just haven’t worked out how one achieves that state.

528 Eventual Carrion  Nov 12, 2014 12:19:45pm

re: #494 Kragar

Continents moved quicker 5000 years ago.

Because they were being pushed by giants.

529 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 12, 2014 12:21:09pm

re: #528 Eventual Carrion

Because they were being pushed by giants.

Now the continents don’t even move anymore. THANKS OBAMA!

530 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 12, 2014 12:25:54pm

re: #529 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Now the continents don’t even move anymore. THANKS OBAMA!

And because we’re drawing all the lubricating oil out quicker than it replenishes.

NEED MOAR DINOSAURS!
//

531 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2014 12:52:37pm
532 Swift2991  Nov 12, 2014 2:54:52pm

The non-racist caucus of the Racist Party. Meeting of one very confused man.


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