Most Evangelicals Believe Natural Disasters Are the Apocalypse, Not Climate Change

Fatalism

Yep, according to almost half of the Americans surveyed, there’s no such thing as climate change. It’s just the End Times.

Poll results released by the Public Religion Research Institute on Friday showed that sixty-nine percent of Americans believe there is solid evidence that Earth’s temperatures are increasing. This is good news, as so far this year has been the hottest ever recorded, despite the recent chill covering the United States. But the pollsters also asked about the cause of recent natural disasters, and the responses from some religious people could impact how America responds to climate change.

While 62 percent of total respondents ascribed the cause of recent natural disasters to climate change, 49 percent also thought biblical “end times” were the cause. For white evangelical Protestants, these numbers basically reversed — 77 percent pointed to the apocalypse, and just 49 percent attributed extreme weather to climate change (the numbers add up to more than one-hundred because people could offer more than one cause).

This fatalistic view of the impacts caused in part by burning fossil fuels could influence the national policy responses to the problem. More than half of the total respondents (53 percent) thought that God would not intercede if humans were destroying the Earth, while 39 percent said that God would step in.

The Public Religion Research Institute poll suggested that congregants who heard about climate change at church were more likely to be concerned about it. Of the respondents who attend religious services at least once or twice a month, 36 percent said their clergy leader speaks about climate change often or sometimes, and these respondents were more likely to be concerned about climate change.

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76 comments

1 sauceruney  Nov 23, 2014 6:51:41am

At what point does religion become criminal insanity?

2 bill d  Nov 23, 2014 10:36:45am

I really wish the rapture would happen already so we would be rid of these idiots.

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3 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 10:39:28am

re: #1 sauceruney

At what point does religion become criminal insanity?

Well given the number of States that can’t or wont prosecute parents for allowing their child(ren) to die from a readily curable disease, that point will probably never be reached. :-(

4 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 10:42:36am

WTFITS

Youtube Video

5 stpaulbear  Nov 23, 2014 10:44:31am
…39 percent said that God would step in.

They shouldn’t be so sure god would step in to save us. They should consider the option that he might get rid of us like a bad case of head lice.

6 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 10:47:33am

The “end times are now” has been falsely predicted for over 2000 years, starting with Jesus. Now it’s an excuse by religious wingnuts to do nothing about that global catastrophe coming our way because you don’t fuck with God.

I really don’t know how so many in this country became so stupid over the last 50 years. Television? The media? I doubt we’ll ever know.

7 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 23, 2014 10:50:25am

This explains to me the fundies’ adherence to the GOP: they want to be fucked. The worse things get and the harder they’re fucked the closer we are to the Rapture and their heapin’ helpin’ of pie in the sky.

8 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 10:50:37am

Some good news. HT to Gus for retweeting it.

9 Archangelus  Nov 23, 2014 10:53:40am

re: #6 Skip Intro

There was always a sizable chunk of stupid in the country, it’s just that the rise of TV and the Web have contributed extensively to how said chunk is perceived and to its expansion, since stupid notions can be every bit as infectious as a virulent bacteriological strain and both are fantastic tools for spreading said notions…

10 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 10:57:54am

re: #5 stpaulbear

They shouldn’t be so sure god would step in to save us. They should consider the option that he might get rid of us like a bad case of head lice.

Yep. And why didn’t god make coal and oil burn clean naturally?
Hint for the Bible-thumpers: god gave you a brain and expected you to use it responsibly.

11 BigPapa  Nov 23, 2014 10:59:34am

At the core, it’s just death cult thinking.

12 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 11:00:09am

re: #11 BigPapa

At the core, it’s just death cult thinking.

At the core, I think it’s more like “it’s not my fault!!11!!’

13 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 11:00:34am

re: #4 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

WTFITS

[Embedded content]

Video

Oh my, that’s so creepy and funny at the same time.
But the best moment is at 46:25. Look it up :D

14 PhillyPretzel  Nov 23, 2014 11:00:38am

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nail hit directly on the head.

15 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 11:01:44am

re: #7 Higgs Boson’s Mate

This explains to me the fundies’ adherence to the GOP: they want to be fucked. The worse things get and the harder they’re fucked the closer we are to the Rapture and their heapin’ helpin’ of pie in the sky.

I think they get a real tingle “knowing” that they’re all going to be playing pool with Jesus while the rest of us will be burning in eternal torment.

16 BigPapa  Nov 23, 2014 11:06:22am

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yep. And why didn’t god make coal and oil burn clean naturally?
Hint for the Bible-thumpers: god gave you a brain and expected to use it responsibly.

Well, where did the word ‘Tar-Nation’ come from?

Checkmate, atheist!

17 BeachDem  Nov 23, 2014 11:07:41am

Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

imdb.com

18 ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2014 11:08:31am

re: #6 Skip Intro

The “end times are now” has been falsely predicted for over 2000 years, starting with Jesus. Now it’s an excuse by religious wingnuts to do nothing about that global catastrophe coming our way because you don’t fuck with God.

I really don’t know how so many in this country became so stupid over the last 50 years. Television? The media? I doubt we’ll ever know.

I sometimes think it is laziness. Religion becomes an excuse to be ignorant. Religion offers an easy path to glory, at least in their minds. It also offers the biggest excuses. If something goes wrong it was God’s intention.

So, why bother to learn, to spend time discovering life, it is all going to happen one way or another, so take the easy path, go to church, shake your hands and point to the sky. You are saved.

I would ask God why he bothered with the human brain. Seems a waste for some.

19 Sionainn  Nov 23, 2014 11:11:36am

re: #8 Bubblehead II

Some good news. HT to Gus for retweeting it.

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Yes! That’s the last thing Nevada needs is this bigot in charge of the state Assembly.

20 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 11:13:08am

re: #18 ObserverArt

I sometimes think it is laziness. Religion becomes an excuse to be ignorant. Religion offers an easy path to glory, at least in their minds. It also offers the biggest excuses. If something goes wrong it was God’s intention.

So, why bother to learn, to spend time discovering life, it is all going to happen one way or another, so take the easy path, go to church, shake your hands and point to the sky. You are saved.

I would ask God why he bothered with the human brain. Seems a waste for some.

I am so sick of “it’s god’s will” or, alternatively, “satan!!11!!” explanations instead of rational thinking or OMG SCIENCE!
Movable goalposts at their convenience.

21 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 11:13:27am

re: #18 ObserverArt

I’ve never understood the fundie’s belief in “prayer warriors” for people who are sick or otherwise in distress. Are they questioning the judgement of the God who put them in that situation?

And why do they go to doctors? If God intended for you to be well he wouldn’t have made you sick to begin with. Trying to pull a fast one with one of the Devil’s helpers will just piss God off more.

It all seems totally crazy to me, but maybe I’m the crazy one.

22 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 11:16:18am

re: #21 Skip Intro

And when people survive some horrendous event (natural disaster, medical, etc.) all of this “thank you god/jesus, prayers have been answered!” instead of thanking doctors, trained rescue personnel, modern science, or just some stranger who stepped up to assist instead of the vast majority who would have walked passed saying “not my problem, I can’t get involved”.

23 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 11:18:09am

One of my all time favorite video clips:

Wolf Blitzer Asks Tornado Surviving Atheist if She Thanked the Lord!

Youtube Video

24 Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 23, 2014 11:18:25am

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

And when people survive some horrendous event (natural disaster, medical, etc.) all of this “thank you god/jesus, prayers have been answered!” instead of thanking doctors, trained rescue personnel, modern science, or just some stranger who stepped up to assist instead of the vast majority who would have walked passed saying “not my problem, I can’t get involved”.

Which also belies the not stated implication about how God/Jesus/etc. felt about those who didn’t survive the event.

25 ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2014 11:19:34am

re: #8 Bubblehead II

Some good news. HT to Gus for retweeting it.

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Ah, the well-worn playbook. When you are discovered to be a cave man, blame the media and those darn taxing powers that be.

Hey wait, aren’t many of those powers that be Republicans???

26 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 11:20:01am

She uses words like “zillion” and “gazillion” as if they were real numbers. It’s like she’s screaming at her followers: “you ignorant sheeple, I’m a fraud, hahaha!”.

news.godsdirectcontact.net

The Pusu language has over 86 zillion vocabulary words. Moreover, the beings in the Original Universe speak telepathically in melodious, radiant, soothing sounds conveying messages incomparable to those of our worldly languages. Master confirmed that the vibrations of Pusu words have an uplifting effect on our world and universe.

magazine.godsdirectcontact.net

To get a human body: 9.2 zillions of zillions* spiritual points

[…]

*Note from Master: Because after zillions, I don’t know if we have any more units, so I say “zillions of zillions.”

Then there are blessing percentages:

If it is a vegetarian dog, it blesses you 3%.

A non-vegetarian dog would bless you less, like 2%.

A medium bird will bless you 4%.

A parrot, for example, a big parrot, blesses you even more, 8%.

A turkey raised in your yard, he or she will bless you 5-10%.

[…]

Crocodiles even bless you 2%.

A wild hog blesses you 8%.

Turtles bless you 15%.

A wild cat, 2-6%.

A fox, even, 4%.

If we eat animals, our merits have to be deducted and given to that animal.

I wonder if there is a Supreme Master RPG.

27 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 11:20:52am

re: #26 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

God…he’s is such a comedian.

28 Shiplord Kirel  Nov 23, 2014 11:22:02am

It is inevitable that these superstitious fools will turn this planet into an overheated cesspool. This is one reason I support spaceflight so much. It offers the chance of an escape for the brightest of the human race, not all of them and not soon (though possibly within this century). It will happen, though. The door is open and someone will have the courage and foresight to step through it.
Let the superstitious and the ignorant stew in their own hubris. They will anyway.

29 dholmes32  Nov 23, 2014 11:24:50am

Jesus, save us from your followers.

30 Shiplord Kirel  Nov 23, 2014 11:25:07am

Nature is about to hit the reset button.

31 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 11:27:18am

re: #28 Shiplord Kirel

It is inevitable that these superstitious fools will turn this planet into an overheated cesspool. This is one reason I support spaceflight so much. It offers the chance of an escape for the brightest of the human race, not all of them and not soon (though possibly within this century). It will happen, though. The door is open and someone will have the courage and foresight to step through it.
Let the superstitious and the ignorant stew in their own hubris. They will anyway.

“Call us the Toclafane…”///

32 ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2014 11:27:36am

re: #29 dholmes32

Jesus, save us from your followers.

I’m sure that as been uttered quite a few times over the centuries.

33 dholmes32  Nov 23, 2014 11:29:09am

re: #21 Skip Intro

I’ve never understood the fundie’s belief in “prayer warriors” for people who are sick or otherwise in distress. Are they questioning the judgement of the God who put them in that situation?

And why do they go to doctors? If God intended for you to be well he wouldn’t have made you sick to begin with. Trying to pull a fast one with one of the Devil’s helpers will just piss God off more.

It all seems totally crazy to me, but maybe I’m the crazy one.

Oh dear, prayer warriors are used for more than just praying for the sick. They walk around neighborhoods and cast out principalities and powers. (When Ted Haggard was starting up his church, he and his faithful followers did that, other groups in other places have done the same.) They battle against “evil,” like “evil Democrats,” “evil gays,” “evil Barack Obama.”

If they just stuck to the praying, I’d be happy. It’s when they get involved in politics that my red alert siren goes off.

34 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 23, 2014 11:33:24am
35 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 11:35:43am

re: #25 ObserverArt

Ah, the well-worn playbook. When you are discovered to be a cave man, blame the media and those darn taxing powers that be.

Hey wait, aren’t many of those powers that be Republican’s???

Yep.

Gov. Brian Sandoval (R) distanced himself from Hansen, saying, “I wholeheartedly disagree with Assemblyman Hansen’s past public statements on race, religion, gender, and sexual orientation. This abhorrent kind of speech is unacceptable.”

36 The Vicious Fergushka  Nov 23, 2014 11:38:44am
37 The Vicious Fergushka  Nov 23, 2014 11:40:20am
38 Jenner7  Nov 23, 2014 11:41:44am

Just started reading Deray Mckesson’s twitter feed and my god, is it depressing. So much hate (not from him of course) in just one day. Giuliani being a racist asshole, but at least it was exposed on TV. That kid with a toy gun is now dead. Officer in the hospital overnight for a sprained ankle? Akai in NY shot dead, saying it was an “accident”, yet the news shows his past mugshot. Judge in GJ case didn’t agree to release info if no indictment, so McCullough LIED. Journalists and protesters STILL being arrested for NO reason.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

I feel like I’m in a different world, but honestly, I’m not. This is the world and it’s only being exposed now because people are tired of dying merely for the color of their skin.

Sorry, but I am so angry. The media is complicit and the country seems not to care about what is going on.

39 dholmes32  Nov 23, 2014 11:46:51am

It’s not just here. Rehtaeh Parsons committed suicide last year after she was gang raped…but due to some weird Canadian law, her name cannot now be mentioned by the press.

Even her parents are against this crazy.
slate.com

40 Jenner7  Nov 23, 2014 11:47:29am
41 Jenner7  Nov 23, 2014 11:48:58am
42 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 11:49:11am

Look what can get you silenced by your boss in America in the 21st century.

ESPN Suspends Keith Law From Twitter For Defending Evolution [UPDATE]

Heavy-tweetin’ ESPN baseball writer Keith Law has been noticeably silent for the last couple of days. That’s no coincidence—he’s been given a Twitter timeout by ESPN, and we’re told that it’s for loudly and repeatedly defending Charles Darwin from transitional fossil Curt Schilling, his Bristol colleague.

deadspin.com

Notice that the anti-evolution views of Curt Schilling weren’t silenced.

43 BeachDem  Nov 23, 2014 12:00:59pm

re: #38 Jenner7

Just started reading Deray Mckesson’s twitter feed and my god, is it depressing. So much hate (not from him of course) in just one day. Giuliani being a racist asshole, but at least it was exposed on TV. That kid with a toy gun is now dead. Officer in the hospital overnight for a sprained ankle? Akai in NY shot dead, saying it was an “accident”, yet the news shows his past mugshot. Judge in GJ case didn’t agree to release info if no indictment, so McCullough LIED. Journalists and protesters STILL being arrested for NO reason.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

I feel like I’m in a different world, but honestly, I’m not. This is the world and it’s only being exposed now because people are tired of dying merely for the color of their skin.

Sorry, but I am so angry. The media is complicit and the country seems not to care about what is going on.

QFT

The only change I would make is to say the media are not only complicit, they seem to be leading the charge.

44 Shiplord Kirel  Nov 23, 2014 12:02:26pm

Attention Fundies! I have it on VERY good authority that you can go to hell for lying, so I strongly suggest that you can the creationism, climate change denial, and supernaturalist witch-doctor crap right away.

45 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 12:03:18pm

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel

Attention Fundies! I have it on VERY good authority that you can go to hell for lying, so I strongly suggest that you can the creationism, climate change denial, and supernaturalist witch-doctor crap right away.

But then they have no reason to believe in hell or God ;)

46 Higgs Boson's Mate  Nov 23, 2014 12:11:08pm

re: #45 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

But then they have no reason to believe in hell or God ;)

Or the Republican party.

47 ObserverArt  Nov 23, 2014 12:16:16pm

re: #44 Shiplord Kirel

Attention Fundies! I have it on VERY good authority that you can go to hell for lying, so I strongly suggest that you can the creationism, climate change denial, and supernaturalist witch-doctor crap right away.

Ah-ha! That you have not said the glorious name of that authority is an indication that you are a tool OF THE DEVIL! That authority is ol’ Lucifer his own self, and he has you confusing things so you can steal souls!

Out Out Demon!!!

///

48 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 12:20:26pm

re: #46 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Or the Republican party.

It, unfortunately, certainly exists ;)

49 The Vicious Fergushka  Nov 23, 2014 12:31:46pm

MOST EVIL TWEET OF THE DAY:

50 Zamb  Nov 23, 2014 12:33:59pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

Yea those white kids don’t smoke pot ever.

51 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 12:35:57pm

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

MOST EVIL TWEET OF THE DAY:

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Then rich white Wall Street bankers have a lot coming to them.

52 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 12:37:37pm
53 Dr Lizardo  Nov 23, 2014 12:37:45pm

re: #51 Skip Intro

Then rich white Wall Street bankers have a lot coming to them.

And serial killers.

(I know, there certainly have been Asian, Latino, African American, and other serial killers, but in the US at least, it does seem to be a phenomenon among white males)

54 The Vicious Fergushka  Nov 23, 2014 12:37:52pm
55 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 12:38:38pm
56 Skip Intro  Nov 23, 2014 12:42:46pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

57 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 12:46:39pm
58 Charles Johnson  Nov 23, 2014 12:49:48pm
59 Targetpractice  Nov 23, 2014 12:51:51pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

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So wait, Apollo 18 was real?

//

60 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 12:51:59pm

re: #58 Charles Johnson

Checking my liquor supply….

61 Justanotherhuman  Nov 23, 2014 12:52:45pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

Checking my liquor supply….

I think you’re going to need something stronger…

62 Sionainn  Nov 23, 2014 12:53:41pm

re: #35 Bubblehead II

Yep.

Gov. Brian Sandoval (R) distanced himself from Hansen, saying, “I wholeheartedly disagree with Assemblyman Hansen’s past public statements on race, religion, gender, and sexual orientation. This abhorrent kind of speech is unacceptable.”

Sandoval may be running against Reid in 2016.

63 Justanotherhuman  Nov 23, 2014 12:53:51pm

I really don’t know what to say.

We are in the 21st century, aren’t we?

64 Justanotherhuman  Nov 23, 2014 12:54:37pm

21st for us, 12th for them, I suppose…

65 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 12:55:37pm

T-6 Switching to wide screen mode for launch.

66 BeachDem  Nov 23, 2014 12:57:43pm

What I want to know is when is my dentist going to be asked to appear on This Week? He has as much knowledge about immigration reform as Dr. Ben Carson, so I think it’s only fair…

As the segment ended, ABC host George Stephanopoulos asked Carson if he could support the bipartisan Senate bill that was passed nearly 18 months ago.

“I would have to read it thoroughly before I could answer that question,” Carson replied to snickers from the panel.

No rush, Bennie—just keep talking

rawstory.com

67 Justanotherhuman  Nov 23, 2014 12:58:17pm

Family of boy shot by Cleveland police will conduct own investigation

cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio — The attorney representing the family of the 12-year-old boy fatally shot by Cleveland police will launch his own investigation into what happened in the seconds before a rookie officer fired two shots at the BB gun-wielding child.

“The family of the boy, whose name has not been released, hired Timothy Kucharski, of the law firm Richardson and Kucharski, as police investigate their son’s Saturday death underneath a gazebo outside Cudell Recreation Center.

“The man who called police about 3:30 p.m. Saturday told dispatchers that the gun was “probably fake,” but a person was pointing it at people and scaring them. Police said two officers — one in his first year on the force, another with at least 10 years of experience — were not told the gun may be fake. Instead, they were responding to a report of “a male with a gun threatening people” in Cudell Commons.” More

I knew there was something to this story. A kid with a BB gun? I’ll bet the cops wouldn’t have shot Ralphie…

68 RealityBasedEbola  Nov 23, 2014 1:00:57pm

re: #66 BeachDem

What I want to know is when is my dentist going to be asked to appear on This Week? He has as much knowledge about immigration reform as Dr. Ben Carson, so I think it’s only fair…

As the segment ended, ABC host George Stephanopoulos asked Carson if he could support the bipartisan Senate bill that was passed nearly 18 months ago.

“I would have to read it thoroughly before I could answer that question,” Carson replied to snickers from the panel.

No rush, Bennie—just keep talking

rawstory.com

Carson has already been ruled out by some of the hard right, he’s a bit ‘soft’ on gun control, since he doesn’t think that it’s a good idea if people in a crowded city had assault weapons. He’s also suspect on immigration, since he’s not a “Deport them all, and their kids too” advocate.

Such is the state of the far right nutworld.

RBS

69 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 1:02:00pm

Ignition.

70 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 1:02:14pm

Lift off.

71 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 1:02:37pm

Go baby go.

72 Bubblehead II  Nov 23, 2014 1:04:49pm

Escape tower jettison and 1st stage separation.

73 BeachDem  Nov 23, 2014 1:10:33pm

re: #67 Justanotherhuman

Family of boy shot by Cleveland police will conduct own investigation

cleveland.com

a rookie officer fired two shots at the BB gun-wielding child…

Police said two officers — one in his first year on the force, another with at least 10 years of experience — were not told the gun may be fake. Instead, they were responding to a report of “a male with a gun threatening people” in Cudell Commons.”

Why is it that black people are always WIELDING their weapons and THREATENING people, while white people merely ACCIDENTALLY, UNKNOWINGLY shoot themselves, their children and others with theirs?

WORDS MATTER, media morons.

And I’d still like to know why only the police union spokesman is ever quoted on this story and never police officials.

74 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Nov 23, 2014 1:26:36pm

re: #67 Justanotherhuman

Note that in the first reports there was a claim that a cop was injured. It seems to have disappeared…

75 Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 23, 2014 1:35:48pm

re: #74 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Note that in the first reports there was a claim that a cop was injured. It seems to have disappeared…

Sprained ankles are just so terribly hurtful…

76 jonhendry  Nov 23, 2014 4:17:35pm

re: #21 Skip Intro

I’ve never understood the fundie’s belief in “prayer warriors” for people who are sick or otherwise in distress. Are they questioning the judgement of the God who put them in that situation?

And why do they go to doctors? If God intended for you to be well he wouldn’t have made you sick to begin with. Trying to pull a fast one with one of the Devil’s helpers will just piss God off more.

It all seems totally crazy to me, but maybe I’m the crazy one.

And why do the Republicans bother funding the military, when they could fund a Prayer Corps that would be cheaper and more effective. /


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Meet Rhiannon Giddens, Newly Minted MacArthur ‘Genius’ As a solo artist — and, before that, as a member of the Carolina Chocolate Drops — singer-songwriter Rhiannon Giddens has made a career out of revitalizing and invigorating decades' worth of music reflecting the African-American experience. That's meant ...
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Lies About Black America Are ‘Central’ to Gun Ownership: A Reporter on What We Get Wrong About Gun Violence Lies that the GOP and Donald Trump promote all day long. “If you look at the neighborhoods where [gun violence] is most clustered,” Beckett said, it’s located in areas with high levels of poverty, low levels of education, and ...
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St. Vincent Performs ‘Los Ageless’ One of Stephen's very favorite singer-songwriters collaborates with three pairs of boots to perform a song off her new album "Masseduction". Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.lyFor more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click ...
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer (Official) Watch the new trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi and see it in theaters December 15. Get your tickets now: fandango.com Visit Star Wars at starwars.comSubscribe to Star Wars on YouTube at youtube.comLike Star Wars on Facebook at ...
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Brazil Branches of US-Based Church Target of Numerous Probes Church Based human trafficking and forced labor -- it's just religious freedom in action.../// When workers made a mistake, such as cutting a frame too short, she says they were screamed at and sometimes even hit to expunge the ...
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