Another Massive Fail by Smear Merchant Chuck C. Johnson: Posts Photo of Wrong Woman

Vicious smear attempt crashes and burns
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In his rush to smear, Chuck C. Johnson has now identified the wrong woman as “Jackie,” claiming he has a photo that shows she “cried rape” before: BREAKING: Fraud #JackieCoakley Cried Rape BEFORE #UVAHoax - GotNews.

A screenshot:

But, uh, this is actually a woman named Angie, according to the event’s official Facebook page; “Jackie” just posted a comment about it on Pinterest, and Chuck leaped to the wrong conclusion without checking any further.

Just some more award-winning journalism from the Ginger Avenger.

UPDATE at 12/8/14 8:11:58 pm by Charles Johnson

Here’s a screenshot of Angie’s comment on that Facebook page:

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294 comments
1 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 7:43:37pm

“Award winning” journalist.

Snicker.

2 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 7:45:37pm

Depressing, but predictable. At what point do RWNJ’s decide one of their own is no longer credible? (Aside from said “one of their own” becoming sane)

Has there ever been such a case?

3 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 7:46:08pm
4 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 7:46:38pm

It appears that Ms. Coakley just commented on the existing photo.

5 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 7:46:46pm

re: #2 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

Depressing, but predictable. At what point do RWNJ’s decide one of their own is no longer credible? (Aside from said “one of their own” becoming sane)

Never.

But UpChuck seems intent on making himself a laughingstock to regular folks.

6 dholmes32  Dec 8, 2014 7:47:26pm

I just had a person* I thought was a friend for nearly two decades tell me he thought “that GOTNEWS DOT COMguy” was doing good work. We’ve been on the same IRC channel since 1995. But I bailed from IRC just now, because there are just some things I will not put up with. Charles C. Johnson’s lies are pretty close to the top of the list.

After I bailed, I saw Our Charles had this rebuttal, so I proceeded to log back on, dump the link and log off. Fuck that noise. I’m not hanging in a space with someone who think Ginger UpChuck is reliable.

Edited to remove direct link to sleazebag’s web page.

7 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 7:47:44pm

I never thought I’d come across someone I could find absolutely NO redeeming qualities…but then I met Chuck.

8 Archangelus  Dec 8, 2014 7:48:14pm

re: #5 gwangung

Never.

But UpChuck seems intent on making himself a laughingstock to regular folks.

Ah, but he doesn’t care about regular folks - regular folks aren’t the ones he hopes will pay his bills after all (theoretically). Ginger McDumbass will undoubtedly do his best to turn this here fail-burger into the basis of a grand Vapor-Meal Deluxe to feed his usual rubes/victims who gorge on that dreck on a regular basis…

9 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 7:51:15pm
10 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 7:51:42pm

Oh why did I make the mistake of going to his hideous personal site?

11 Lancelot Link  Dec 8, 2014 7:52:41pm

“I meant to do that” in 5…4…3…2…

12 Ed E. Lishus  Dec 8, 2014 7:54:19pm

re: #9 teleskiguy

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Hey, enough whiskey shots for me and I probably would have given the same answer, too.

13 Archangelus  Dec 8, 2014 7:54:40pm

re: #7 Eclectic Cyborg

I never thought I’d come across someone I could find absolutely NO redeeming qualities…but then I met Chuck.

I never thought I’d come across a human being slimier than Jabba the Hutt, but then i met Check…

14 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 7:54:50pm
15 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 7:55:10pm

If you go to anus central gotnews, he’s got an animated gif of two women who are presumably Jackie but appear to be different people on closer examination.

16 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 7:56:01pm

In his article he also misidentified the photographer.

The photographer of the photo weighed in, according to this Flickr post.

The links goes to a comment by one Ferrett Steinmetz.
Yet in the very text Chuck quotes:

(Photograph by Aimei_Photography

And Catherine Camp indeed works at Aimei: behance.net

17 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 7:56:22pm

It seemed rather implausible that her nose and jaw line would totally change shape like that.

18 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 7:56:22pm

Notice in particular the sudden change in the shape of the nose.

19 Randall Gross  Dec 8, 2014 7:57:12pm

If you are going for accuracy this headline should read “Another” in place of “A”.

20 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 7:59:01pm

re: #19 Randall Gross

If you are going for accuracy this headline should read “Another” in place of “A”.

You are correct, sir. Edited.

21 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:00:11pm

Chuck BROKE wind. Again.

22 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:00:19pm

re: #15 Eclectic Cyborg

If you go to anus central gotnews, he’s got an animated gif of two women who are presumably Jackie but appear to be different people on closer examination.

I guess UpChuck has figured out how to make a .gif with his 150 IQ.

23 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:01:26pm
24 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:03:13pm
25 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 8:03:33pm

re: #14 Kragar

Seriously, I think this will be his defense. Y’all mean people are being ableist for making fun of his informational processing handicap, or something. Also, he’s a genius with a 158 IQ and you’re too stupid to see how right his is about everything that his autism doesn’t necessitate his being wrong about.

26 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 8:04:07pm

Shorter D.Rose to that reporter who wondered if D Rose “understood” what he was doing by wearing the I Can’t Breathe T-shir…f(** off.

27 ipsos  Dec 8, 2014 8:04:57pm

re: #16 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

I know Ferrett Steinmetz. (And he’s an amazing human being.)

Strange, small world we live in.

28 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:05:03pm

Here’s Angie Duran:

facebook.com

Her comment:

This is my sign. Wow, I continue to be blown away at the tremendous amount of support and positive feedback I’ve received from this. I’m so grateful, it was hard. I think a big thank you is in order to everyone. Everyone who was at the walk, everyone who organized it, everyone who wished they could have been there, everyone who is taking a stand and not tolerating this rape-culture we live in. Everyone is stronger from yesterday’s walk, I know I am. And so is our message.

29 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:05:04pm

re: #25 goddamnedfrank

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Seriously, I think this will be his defense. Y’all mean people are being ableist for making fun of his informational processing handicap, or something. Also, he’s a genius with a 158 IQ and you’re too stupid to see how right his is about everything that his autism doesn’t prevent him from being wrong about.

That won’t be a defense in court.

And misidentifying a woman is grounds for a suit, for sure. After all, he could have someone else competent cross check it.

ETA: PARTICULARLY since someone else found the source so quickly.

30 Randall Gross  Dec 8, 2014 8:05:09pm
31 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 8:05:33pm

How weird is it that Frank Luntz is retweeting me?

32 Randall Gross  Dec 8, 2014 8:05:42pm

There’s also the Kaci thing…

33 Randall Gross  Dec 8, 2014 8:06:04pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

You have won the internet?

34 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:06:41pm

re: #24 teleskiguy

Hey @safety when @ChuckCJohnson gets a woman or women killed will that ban his account? He’s posting wrong info and pictures.

You know, I’m sure Twitter will try to hide behind CDA 230 - that they didn’t post UpChuck’s vile tweets, but after being suspended 3 times for violating their TOS, I think a judge/jury in a civil trial (or even a criminal trial) would have a hard time NOT holding Twitter at least somewhat accountable for letting him keep vomiting all over innocent people.

(not that I wish something bad to happen because of all his bullshit, but just saying, should something bad happen).

35 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 8:06:54pm

I predict a long night filled with crickets.

36 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:07:41pm

re: #35 goddamnedfrank

I predict a long night filled with crickets.

And booze.

37 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 8:07:49pm

BREAKING: Chucky Johnson uses his award-winner money to buy Twitter.

“It’s not like they were ever going to ban me for more than a few hours,” Johnson smirked as he puffed on a Swisher Sweet Optimo, “But better safe than sorry.”

Then he tweeted the home addresses of all Twitter employees.

38 CBGB  Dec 8, 2014 8:07:53pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

I’d need a shower.

39 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 8:10:02pm

re: #29 gwangung

That won’t be a defense in court.

And misidentifying a woman is grounds for a suit, for sure. After all, he could have someone else competent cross check it.

You’re forgetting that he’s super SMRT and has lots of experience building model rockets with his Ghost Grandpa who won the Navy Cross. If that fails he’s always got the hot Asian wife defense to fall back on.

40 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:10:05pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

How weird is it that Frank Luntz is retweeting me?

Wait till Dan Riehl does.

/Nah…

41 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:10:21pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

How weird is it that Frank Luntz is retweeting me?

What. The. Fuck?!?
42 Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 8, 2014 8:13:53pm

So, for fun, I’m writing a Batman story.

(Bear with me here - this is relevant to the topic.)

My story features The Joker. Now you would think writing the Joker would be easy, yes? Psychopathic, unpredictable, laughs a lot… Shouldn’t be hard, right?

Not so.

If you just make Joker a lunatic, what makes him any different from any other nut in the movies or comics? He needs character. Motivations. Style. This is one reason why Heath Ledger locked himself in a hotel room for a month, to try to figure out comprehensible style for a creature that is, by definition, chaotically insane and incomprehensible.

One of the many working definitions of Joker’s persona is somebody who’s supremely confident in his world view, is thrilled by acts of sadism, and enjoys stirring up chaos for its own sake.

Does that sound like anybody we know?

43 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:15:07pm

re: #23 teleskiguy

I used to see stuff like that over Berkeley back in the Sixties.

44 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 8, 2014 8:15:45pm

re: #42 Pawn of the Oppressor

So, for fun, I’m writing a Batman story.

(Bear with me here - this is relevant to the topic.)

My story features The Joker. Now you would think writing the Joker would be easy, yes? Psychopathic, unpredictable, laughs a lot… Shouldn’t be hard, right?

Not so.

If you just make Joker a lunatic, what makes him any different from any other nut in the movies or comics? He needs character. Motivations. Style. This is one reason why Heath Ledger locked himself in a hotel room for a month, to try to figure out comprehensible style for a creature that is, by definition, chaotically insane and incomprehensible.

One of the many working definitions of Joker’s persona is somebody who’s supremely confident in his world view, is thrilled by acts of sadism, and enjoys stirring up chaos for its own sake.

Does that sound like anybody we know?

The joker is a very smart, very clever and very calculating motherfucker. I wouldn’t use ANY of those to describe Chuck C.

45 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 8:15:56pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Be sure to have these two handy for your interview tomorrow.

littlegreenfootballs.com

littlegreenfootballs.com

46 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:16:10pm

I found one of Chuck’s “experts”

twitter.com

The Toast Of The Protester Set. Their women want me. Their men want to be me. Former NYPD Cop. @Blaze Contributor. My rants and my opinions are mine alone.

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit

47 Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 8, 2014 8:17:00pm

To put it another way, if we’re not sure somebody is really evil, let’s apply what I’m calling the Batman test.

Would it be right for Batman to bust in and punch this person’s lights out?

If yes - you can safely call them objectively evil.

This is sort of like my chocolate chip cookie Al Queda test. It’s not science, but it should be!

48 Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 8, 2014 8:18:52pm

re: #44 Eclectic Cyborg

The joker is a very smart, very clever and very calculating motherfucker. I wouldn’t use ANY of those to describe Chuck C.

All true and correct! I was just struck by the similarities while thinking on how I’m writing the Joker… Being a sociopathic, sadistic shitbag is only half the battle.

49 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:18:54pm

re: #47 Pawn of the Oppressor

To put it another way, if we’re not sure somebody is really evil, let’s apply what I’m calling the Batman test.

Would it be right for Batman to bust in and punch this person’s lights out?

UpChuck would fold and faint the second Batman crashed in, so, no, Batman it wouldn’t be right if Batman hit him again.

50 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:19:01pm

re: #43 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I used to see stuff like that over Berkeley back in the Sixties.

Yeah man!
51 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:19:22pm

re: #48 Pawn of the Oppressor

All true and correct! I was just struck by the similarities while thinking on how I’m writing the Joker… Being a sociopathic, sadistic shitbag is only half the battle.

Oh, Joker’s competent, and UpChuck isn’t…

52 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:19:38pm

re: #49 gwangung

UpChuck would fold and faint the second Batman crashed in, so, no, Batman it wouldn’t be right if Batman hit him again.

Not evil by a technicality!

53 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:19:46pm

re: #47 Pawn of the Oppressor

To put it another way, if we’re not sure somebody is really evil, let’s apply what I’m calling the Batman test.

Would it be right for Batman to bust in and punch this person’s lights out?

If yes - you can safely call them objectively evil.

This is sort of like my chocolate chip cookie Al Queda test. It’s not science, but it should be!

Chuck doesn’t deserve the Bat.

Now Deadpool on the other hand..

54 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:20:11pm

re: #44 Eclectic Cyborg

The joker is a very smart, very clever and very calculating motherfucker. I wouldn’t use ANY of those to describe Chuck C.

Which makes Upchuck a Clown, but we knew that already.

55 prairiefire  Dec 8, 2014 8:21:04pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

How weird is it that Frank Luntz is retweeting me?

Very.

56 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:22:39pm

re: #54 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Which makes Upchuck a Clown, but we knew that already.

Chuck would be Bob, Agent of Hydra.

57 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:23:38pm

re: #56 Kragar

Chuck would be Bob, Agent of Hydra.

Um, even Hydra has some standards.

58 Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 8, 2014 8:24:01pm

re: #56 Kragar

Chuck would be Bob, Agent of Hydra.

Ming-Na Wen kicking Chuck in the face?

WOULD PAY TO SEE
TAKE MY MONEY

59 Decatur Deb  Dec 8, 2014 8:24:34pm

Prez coming up on Colbert in a few (CST).

60 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:24:49pm
61 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:26:12pm

re: #60 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

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And that’s why he’s so amusing. Dunning Kruger effect personified.

62 Zamb  Dec 8, 2014 8:27:04pm

re: #60 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

By outfox does he mean he’s gonna make some more claims not even Fox News would run with?

63 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:27:56pm

re: #57 gwangung

Um, even Hydra has some standards.

More on Bob…

He thinks Wade is a guy who’s got it together, which speaks volumes about how monumentally dysfunctional Bob is. He’s kind of a supplicating sycophant…

Bob has no superpowers, and no combat or tactical skills to speak of. What training Hydra gives its minions seems primarily focused on running away and hiding when confronted with danger, making Bob a parody of the cannon-fodder henchmen frequently seen working for evil organizations in comic books. Even this training seems useless, as Bob has cited such Hydra lessons as “Hiding behind each other” and “If I can’t see them they can’t see me”.

64 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:28:53pm

re: #60 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

He’s undeniably trained in the Your Fist to My Face school of Kung Fu.

65 gwangung  Dec 8, 2014 8:29:16pm

re: #63 Kragar

Well, damn, I need to catch up on my reading….

66 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:29:23pm

re: #64 Higgs Boson’s Mate

He’s a living movie character.

67 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:29:36pm

re: #64 Higgs Boson’s Mate

He’s undeniably trained in the Your Fist to My Face school of Kung Fu.

Youtube Video

68 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 8:30:20pm
69 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 8:30:57pm
70 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:31:17pm

re: #67 Kragar

Pay no attention to Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong as a joke.

71 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:31:21pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

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I see a twit with “Moron Label” in his bio.

72 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:31:35pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

ROFL

73 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 8:32:11pm
74 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:32:43pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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75 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:32:59pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

Youtube Video

76 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 8:33:53pm

re: #60 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

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Sane people don’t talk like this.
This is the second time I’ve gotten that serial killer taunting the police vibe from this dude.

77 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 8:34:02pm

BREAKING: Chucky Johnson declares war on Sweden.

“I don’t know much about Sweden, but I just hate Jarlsberg cheese. I’ve never actually tasted it, but I know that I hate hate hate it! I’m calling on my loyal followers to contribute financially to this just and holy crusade.”

When a reporter mentioned that Jarlsberg is in Norway, Johnson declared war on her and then tweeted her home address.

78 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:35:05pm

Even his commenters don’t believe him.

79 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:36:41pm

OK, seriously, I know CCJ is on the west coast, where it’s around 8:30 - but he has some damned weird hours. Is it drugs? liquor? psychosis? All of the above?

Something besides Aspergers/Autism has to explain his weird, angry late-night twitter ranting.

80 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:36:50pm

Charles, thanks for the tweetdeck tip downstairs. UpChuck’ll get mentions from me when warranted thanks to that precarious loophole.

81 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:37:24pm

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

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Notice in particular the sudden change in the shape of the nose.

An animated gif? Okay for funsies to be sure. On a so-called news site it just screams “The Nineties are back!”

82 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 8:38:14pm

Wow, this post is taking off - more than a thousand clicks from Twitter already.

83 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 8:38:32pm

re: #79 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

OK, seriously, I know CCJ is on the west coast, where it’s around 8:30 - but he has some damned weird hours. Is it drugs? liquor? psychosis? All of the above?

Something besides Aspergers/Autism has to explain his weird, angry late-night twitter ranting.

Lunacy.
His mother in law needs to check and see what’s really going on in that basement./

84 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:38:51pm

re: #81 Higgs Boson’s Mate

An animated gif? Okay for funsies to be sure. On a so-called news site it just screams “The Nineties are back!”

Actually, gifs have made a comeback with all the viral news sites. Deadspin, for instance, uses them to show sports plays without using video. It’s still annoying.

85 prairiefire  Dec 8, 2014 8:39:41pm

re: #82 Charles Johnson

Wow, this post is taking off - more than a thousand clicks from Twitter already.

You must be invoking some truth.

86 Zamb  Dec 8, 2014 8:39:52pm

re: #79 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

OK, seriously, I know CCJ is on the west coast, where it’s around 8:30 - but he has some damned weird hours. Is it drugs? liquor? psychosis? All of the above?

Something besides Aspergers/Autism has to explain his weird, angry late-night twitter ranting.

He has to wait for the adults to go to bed.

87 ipsos  Dec 8, 2014 8:41:36pm

Obama on Colbert right now (ET/CT).

Pure gold.

88 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 8:43:28pm

re: #87 ipsos

killing it. President Obama “taking over Colbert Report”

89 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 8:44:58pm

Obama using his Colbert appearance to plug Obamacare to Colbert’s young audience.

This is why I prefer Colbert over Stewart.

90 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:45:21pm

re: #84 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

Actually, gifs have made a comeback with all the viral news sites. Deadspin, for instance, uses them to show sports plays without using video. It’s still annoying.

Fancy that. More proof that I lead a circumscribed life.

91 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 8:48:32pm

re: #66 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

He’s a living movie character.

92 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 8:49:26pm
93 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:49:52pm

re: #90 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Fancy that. More proof that I lead a circumscribed life.

Yeah, I don’t mind it sometimes because I don’t want to have to load a 2-min. video to watch 15 seconds of relevant action, but the endless loop is annoying. There are even sites now that will take a youtube video or whatever and create a gif for you.

94 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 8:50:08pm

re: #91 BeachDem

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Somebody should photoshop a ginger beard on that.

95 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 8:50:11pm

Here’s a great instance of these loons talking amongst one another.

96 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 8:50:32pm

re: #91 BeachDem
Where are our Photoshop masters to put a beard on that doll? ;)

97 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 8, 2014 8:52:30pm
“There’s outrage on the Twitter.” “So what (yawn).”

Good night folks. Stay scaly while the goblins of the mind gnaw on someone else’s brain.

98 calochortus  Dec 8, 2014 8:52:51pm

re: #95 teleskiguy

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Here’s a great instance of these loons talking amongst one another.

Love the use of quotation marks.
“Multiple sources”=those voices in my head.
“Confirm”=have nothing to do with.

99 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 8:53:33pm

re: #83 OhNoZombies!

Lunacy.
His mother in law needs to check and see what’s really going on in that basement./

But, for the sake of your sanity DO NOT open the freezer.

100 dholmes32  Dec 8, 2014 8:55:30pm

re: #97 Feline Fearless Leader

It’s days like these that make me want to leave the Internet forever. Then I see pictures of kitties and it’s like, “where else would I be able to see snapshots of cats on demand?”

(Of course, my own Feline Overlord thinks she is the only one.)

101 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 8:59:02pm
102 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 8:59:38pm

Obama on Colbert proving that maybe if Dems had used him more, more young people would have come out?

103 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:00:52pm

re: #102 psddluva4evah

Obama on Colbert proving that maybe if Dems had used him more, more young people would have come out?

2014 is what happens when Dems play the game using the GOP playbook.

104 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 9:00:55pm

Asshole just uses the term autism when it’s convenient, as a “Please ignore my many, many fuck ups” card.

105 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:03:40pm

So what does twitter think of yet another woman attacked by Chuckles on twitter? Yeah, rhetorical question.

106 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 9:04:01pm

re: #103 Kragar

yep…they let GOP define them rather than letting Obama do what he does best…he still has a way with young voters and minorites….

Dems do well to remember that in 2016

107 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:04:34pm

re: #105 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

So what does twitter think of yet another woman attacked by Chuckles on twitter? Yeah, rhetorical question.

I am glad that I am not a worker for @support at Twitter. FSM, that would be a nightmare with CCJ in action.

108 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:08:22pm
109 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:13:34pm

Chuck goes the truther route:

110 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 9:13:55pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

This tweet has been memory-holed.

Well, not really. The text survives forever here at LGF.

111 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:15:08pm

Chuck with the IQ of 158 has reading comprehension of a 1 year old…

112 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:16:07pm

re: #111 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Namely, Angie Duran is a separate person who has her own facebook page with her photos and who clearly stated it’s her on the photo. But Chuck needs more convincing!

113 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:16:10pm
114 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:16:22pm

re: #108 Kragar

And now we get to the “wildly flailing defenses” for his failure portion of the evening

Chunky responds:

I meant Angie Duran’s zodiac sign!!!1! Get a grip, liberals!!1!

115 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:17:28pm

re: #112 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Namely, Angie Duran is a separate person who has her own facebook page with her photos and who clearly stated it’s her on the photo. But Chuck needs more convincing!

Somebody point out these facts to him to put him out of his misery:

116 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:18:50pm

Why does Chuck have a complexion of a corpse on his twitter photo? Bluish skin and all that. Eww.

117 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:18:56pm

re: #115 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak
The “window’s peak”

bwahahahahaha

118 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 8, 2014 9:19:28pm

re: #64 Higgs Boson’s Mate

WEEEEWEEEEWEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

119 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:19:35pm

re: #117 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

The “window’s peak”

bwahahahahaha

He’s using words again. Never a good sign.

120 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 9:21:19pm
121 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 8, 2014 9:21:53pm

re: #115 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

122 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:22:08pm

re: #120 teleskiguy

re: #115 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

re: #119 Kragar

He’s gonna blame autocorrect. ;-)

123 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 9:22:42pm

158 IQ my ass.

124 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:23:08pm

re: #123 OhNoZombies!

158 IQ my ass.

Misplaced decimals are a bitch

125 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:23:20pm

re: #123 OhNoZombies!

158 IQ my ass.

1,58

126 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:23:40pm

re: #120 teleskiguy

Chuck, you truly are dumber than a box of shit. I mean, what the fuck is a “window’s peak”?

That’s worth a king’s transom!

127 Varek Raith  Dec 8, 2014 9:23:55pm

re: #120 teleskiguy

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The end of Microsoft’s dominance in PC OSes.
:P

128 Amory Blaine  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:09pm

He can go back to his true calling. Rocketry.

129 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:25pm

re: #124 Kragar

re: #125 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Lol!!!

130 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:27pm

That moment when Dan Riehl and Steve Sailer are more reasonable than you.

131 Dr. Matt  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:36pm

He rounded up to 158 from 58.

132 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:39pm

Sorry. OT. Tool fans, check out the local tribute band’s drum cam. :)

Youtube Video

133 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:40pm
134 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:41pm
135 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 9:24:47pm
136 makeitstop  Dec 8, 2014 9:25:12pm

re: #125 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

1,58

Come on, let’s be charitable - 15.8.

137 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 9:26:14pm

re: #136 makeitstop

Come on, let’s be charitable - 15.8.

Looks like negative 15.8.^

138 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:26:23pm

re: #136 makeitstop

Come on, let’s be charitable - 15.8.

I agree that it’s -15.8

139 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:26:53pm

Next up: Chuckles grows indignant about how the eaves on his house have a feminine-sounding name.

140 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 9:27:02pm

here’s how you can tell how well Obama on Colbert went…when you see GOP/Conserv/RWNJ poo-pooing it

141 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 8, 2014 9:27:05pm
142 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:27:09pm

TMI

143 Dr. Matt  Dec 8, 2014 9:27:34pm

Google image “Angie Duran slutwalk”. Imagine what pops up……

144 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:27:57pm

re: #135 teleskiguy

@Steve_Sailer and I’m not convinced that’s correct

h
Jesus fuck! He’s just stonewalling.

145 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:28:31pm

re: #144 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

You don’t say…

146 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:28:59pm
147 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:29:04pm

re: #142 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

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TMI

I just had a horrid thought regarding Rule 34 and UpChuck {shudder}

(goes to his quiet place, looks for brain bleach)

148 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:29:36pm

re: #143 Dr. Matt

Google image “Angie Duran slutwalk”. Imagine what pops up……

Blame Canada? //////////
149 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 9:29:54pm

re: #115 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Somebody point out these facts to him to put him out of his misery:

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I tried to check the “window’s peak” but it kept slamming on my hand.

150 makeitstop  Dec 8, 2014 9:30:22pm

re: #144 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

h
Jesus fuck! He’s just stonewalling.

Yeah, it’s starting to dawn on him that he fucked up.

This is actually pretty entertaining.

151 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:30:42pm

He retweeted:

Poor low-IQ Chuckles.

152 Dr. Matt  Dec 8, 2014 9:31:25pm
m.facebook.com
Photograph by Catherine Camp of Angie Duran

And upchuck asks, “is that Angie Duran holding it?”

153 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:00pm
154 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:01pm
155 calochortus  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:11pm

re: #152 Dr. Matt

And upchuck asks, “is that Angie Duran holding it?”

It was a very complicated plot, hatched years ago, just to trip him up.

156 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:31pm

re: #151 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

He retweeted:

… I will investigate further the #slutwalk2011 photo tonight.

TMI, Chunky!!!!

157 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:48pm

re: #152 Dr. Matt

And upchuck asks, “is that Angie Duran holding it?”

Even supposing a possibility of error in that caption, Chuck could have read the comments and seen the very Angie Duran saying it’s her on the photo.

Oh wait, what am I saying - Chucky does know about Duran’s comment. And he’s still in denial.

158 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 9:32:54pm

re: #142 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

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TMI

What is he going to do? Take a time machine back 3 years to “investigate” the window’s peak?

Can’t be said too often—What. An. Asshole.

159 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:33:06pm

re: #153 Kragar

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Don’t forget the Updog.

160 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:33:47pm

I will say this: He doesn’t do like D_F and do the “BBL” routine when he’s called out on his bullshit.

Ok, now I have to take one of those radioactivity showers to get the slime off of me for saying something semi-positive about UpChuck.

161 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 9:33:59pm

re: #155 calochortus

It was a very complicated plot, hatched years ago, just to trip him up.

162 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:34:47pm

re: #161 goddamnedfrank
This Jackie person has access to the Obama Tardis!

163 makeitstop  Dec 8, 2014 9:37:18pm

But you know that this whole thing will never be spoken of again after tonight, and he’ll be pushing completely different bullshit tomorrow.

It’ll be like none of this ever happened.

164 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 9:43:04pm

Is it even fair to call Dim Jim the DMOTI after today?

165 Dr. Matt  Dec 8, 2014 9:43:33pm

Didn’t upchuck post the wrong photo of the second Ebola nurse as well? What a stunning “journalist”.

166 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 9:44:52pm

re: #163 makeitstop

But you know that this whole thing will never be spoken of again after tonight, and he’ll be pushing completely different bullshit tomorrow.

It’ll be like none of this ever happened.

“This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.”
-Nixon Press Secretary Ron Ziegler

167 calochortus  Dec 8, 2014 9:49:34pm

re: #163 makeitstop

But you know that this whole thing will never be spoken of again after tonight, and he’ll be pushing completely different bullshit tomorrow.

It’ll be like none of this ever happened.

In fact, we’ve wasted the evening discussing something that never happened.
/

However, I can’t help but notice that the conversation has moved from whether Jackie Coakley is the correct person, to whether the picture is of Jackie Coakley or not. Perhaps that is the point of this stuff being presented by Chuck Johnson-we’re no longer questioning “Jackie’s” identity.

168 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 8, 2014 9:50:03pm

re: #164 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Is it even fair to call Dim Jim the DMOTI after today?

I’m not sure Dim Jim can keep up with UpChuck.

169 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:50:38pm

And now, your moment of Jack Kirby (on acid apparently)

Ego the Living Planet, from Thor #160-161 (1969)
170 calochortus  Dec 8, 2014 9:52:38pm

Time to call it a night. Hasta mañana, lizards.

171 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 9:52:41pm

I’m trying to imagine the mental gymnastics necessary to believe this woman, who has a totally different nose among other features, would take credit for it being her sign, which details an incredibly personal story, but fail to mention that it’s some other random unnamed woman holding?

Oh my fucking God these people will say the craziest shit imaginable just to maintain the thinnest and most implausible wiggle room in which their delusions can still exist.

172 Jocko's Rocket Ship  Dec 8, 2014 9:54:42pm

So her name is jackie, let’s use a pseudonym “jackie” to protect the source. Makes perfect sense.

173 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 9:56:50pm
174 Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 8, 2014 9:58:26pm

“I’m correcting the post now.”

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

175 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 9:59:05pm

re: #173 Kragar

176 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 10:00:43pm

ICYMI: President Obama on Colbert Report…”The Decree”

Full episode and clip not up just yet.

177 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 10:03:02pm

re: #169 De Kolta Chair

Poster by Rick Griffin c 1967
178 OhNoZombies!  Dec 8, 2014 10:03:55pm

re: #172 Jocko’s Rocket Ship

So her name is jackie, let’s use a pseudonym “jackie” to protect the source. Makes perfect sense.

It’s Jackie as opposed to Jacky.
So tricksy.

179 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 10:04:05pm

This post has been clicked on Twitter over 2,000 times.

UpChuck fucked up.

180 Varek Raith  Dec 8, 2014 10:05:15pm

Oh goody, freezing rain.

181 klystron  Dec 8, 2014 10:06:01pm

re: #147 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

I just had a horrid thought regarding Rule 34 and UpChuck {shudder}

(goes to his quiet place, looks for brain bleach)

There are times where it is better to suffer in silence, alone.

I hate you.

//

182 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:06:31pm
183 Varek Raith  Dec 8, 2014 10:07:02pm

re: #181 klystron

There are times where it is better to suffer in silence, alone.

I hate you.

//

Youtube Video

184 Lancelot Link  Dec 8, 2014 10:08:26pm
185 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:10:26pm
186 klystron  Dec 8, 2014 10:13:31pm

re: #183 Varek Raith

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Video

Please show up now, the gin is not working.

187 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 10:14:36pm
188 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:15:29pm
189 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:17:25pm
190 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 10:17:40pm

Disgusting.

191 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:19:04pm
192 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 10:19:05pm

Graceless as usual. Where are the thanks for Charles?

193 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 10:19:18pm

re: #177 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Image: Poster by Rick Griffin c 1967

Trippy. When I lived in Frisco in the early ‘80’s, I hung out at a bar called Dick’s where many of the famous underground cartoonists of the ’60s would wet their whistles. I had a ‘zine going at the time which I xeroxed at the library across the street on my days off, and every mid-day when I’d go to Dick’s, like clockwork Griffin would walk by the front door on his way to check his P.O. box and another cartoonist, I’ve forgotten whom, would pitch a coin at his noggin and he was usually successful at hitting his target. A little while later, Griffin would arrive and plop down next to his assailant for cordial conversation and cordials.

One time I chatted up R. Crumb there for a while about old blues records and was taken aback by how normal he was. Not what I was expecting at all. Lesson learned: assumptions are stupid.

194 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 8, 2014 10:21:13pm

What will the investor say?

195 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:22:17pm

re: #194 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

What will the investor say?

“So, do we use this as the reason to end the deal or do we keep fucking with him a little while longer?”

196 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:22:39pm
197 Mentis Fugit  Dec 8, 2014 10:23:53pm

Help a foreigner out with this IQ thing, could you?

You guys measure it in Fahrenheit, where most of the rest of the world measures in Celsius, right?

So (150 - 32) * 5 / 9 = 65.6

I mean, that sounds about right…

198 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 10:24:06pm

re: #182 Kragar

I’m waiting to see what inane drivel he considers a “correction”

“All of this ‘reality’ stuff is highly over rated. As a person with a 158IQ I ask you to ………… my enemies ……… jealous ………… award winning journalist ……….. …….. …….dent in the universe ……….. ……….. …… ….. grandfather sank the Titanic with one hand… …….. new models ………… tear down this wall ……… …. Tippecanoe and Tyler too …… …. …………. …. plotting against me …”

199 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Dec 8, 2014 10:24:30pm

re: #178 OhNoZombies!

It’s Jackie as opposed to Jacky.
So tricksy.

Or perhaps “Trixie”.

200 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 10:28:10pm

Dear upchuck:

201 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 10:39:53pm

re: #200 BeachDem

Dear upchuck:

202 Charles Johnson  Dec 8, 2014 10:40:32pm
203 freetoken  Dec 8, 2014 10:40:34pm

re: #192 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

And of course he gives a shout out to well known racist Steve Sailer.

Like with his previous tweet loving A Troublesome Inheritance, Chucky is clearly broadcasting that he wants the racists to follow him.

None of this is a revelation to us. But I wonder how many of the general twitter population even has a clue.

204 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 10:41:43pm

Chemtrails

instagram.com

Pic by me, before the last run of the day.

T’was a gas skiing today. More often than not I was judged as crazy or “a little weird” for telemark (freeheel) skiing with seven other capable alpine skiers everywhere on the mountain with no poles. I held my own, it was Too Much Fun™.

205 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 10:43:05pm
206 De Kolta Chair  Dec 8, 2014 10:44:46pm
Goodnight y’all.
207 freetoken  Dec 8, 2014 10:48:15pm

There’s a skunk outside my window… it’s almost as smelly as the tweets of CCJ.

208 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 10:48:30pm

re: #205 Kragar

Is @ChuckCJohnson about to RIP THE LID OFF OF IT?

Only if the lid is made of damp toilet paper.

209 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 11:00:20pm
210 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 11:02:57pm

They’re so dead set on Jackie being smear worthy that it doesn’t even occur to them that she’s the one they really owe the apology to. Instead it’s the other woman who they apologize to, for identifying her as Jackie.

211 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 11:03:27pm

re: #209 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Youtube Video

212 meteor  Dec 8, 2014 11:04:29pm

How does this guy not get sued?

213 psddluva4evah  Dec 8, 2014 11:04:48pm

OK, here is the full segment of Colbert Show when Obama “takes over”…

Barack Obama Took Over “The Colbert Report” and Crushed It

It’s followed by a “formal” Colbert interview with POTUS.

214 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 11:04:52pm
215 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 11:07:26pm
216 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 11:07:47pm

re: #211 teleskiguy

I regret that I have but one upding to give. Perfect!

217 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Dec 8, 2014 11:08:03pm

re: #213 psddluva4evah

OK, here is the full segment of Colbert Show when Obama “takes over”…

Barack Obama Took Over “The Colbert Report” and Crushed It

It’s followed by a “formal” Colbert interview with POTUS.

Link is borked.

218 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 11:13:56pm

Honestly there should be some cost to this. Even if Chuck just has to publicly disown the weird hyper-religious house-frau has has doing Google searches for him on spec.

219 Lancelot Link  Dec 8, 2014 11:14:32pm

re: #217 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Unborked.

220 teleskiguy  Dec 8, 2014 11:18:57pm

re: #216 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I regret that I have but one upding to give. Perfect!

Strive for Honesty in History!

221 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 11:19:10pm

re: #218 goddamnedfrank

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Honestly there should be some cost to this. Even if Chuck just has to publicly disown the weird hyper-religious house-frau has has doing Google searches for him on spec.

You want him to fire his whole crack oppo research team? That’s harsh.

222 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 11:24:02pm

re: #221 Higgs Boson’s Mate

You want him to fire his whole crack oppo research team? That’s harsh.

Isn’t that what any halfway serious editor does when someone on their staff fucks up this bad, makes their publication a laughingstock and recklessly subjects the entire business entity to significant exposure for civil libel charges?

Of course he won’t fire her, but people should note that going forward, as further evidence that his website isn’t actually a journalistic endeavor.

223 Kragar  Dec 8, 2014 11:24:44pm

If conservative blogger Chuck Johnson told you that he was the bastard grandson of kid preacher-era Marjoe Gortner and a muppet made of dog turds, as much as you’d want to believe it you simply couldn’t. That’s because you can’t believe anything Chuck Johnson says. Because Chuck Johnson is always wrong.

224 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Dec 8, 2014 11:29:36pm

re: #219 Lancelot Link

Unborked.

I like to think of that as “disemborked”.

225 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 8, 2014 11:36:27pm

re: #222 goddamnedfrank

That is what any half way serious editor would do. It isn’t what any serious grifter would do.

226 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 11:36:39pm

re: #210 goddamnedfrank

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They’re so dead set on Jackie being smear worthy that it doesn’t even occur to them that she’s the one they really owe the apology to. Instead it’s the other woman who they apologize to, for identifying her as Jackie.

You’re right—they have it backward. And that Knutsen person is supposedly Chuck’s great researcher.

Yeah, not so much. (And if upchuck says he is responsible for everything at Goatnews, why is he having his lackey do the apologizing?) I’m sure he’s paying her BIG BUCKS to take the fall.

And of course, let’s not forget that he spent hours arguing that he was right, even after he’d been proven wrong by friends and foes alike.

Again, I say—What. An. Asshole.

227 BeachDem  Dec 8, 2014 11:47:23pm

re: #218 goddamnedfrank

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Honestly there should be some cost to this. Even if Chuck just has to publicly disown the weird hyper-religious house-frau has has doing Google searches for him on spec.

If you want to see something truly hideous, check out her site (put on sunglasses—it will hurt your eyes.)

Wonderland Advocacy Research (the W.A.R. Room) indeed. Combining thorough and aggressive research methods with brilliant critical analysis,

Um, not so much…even her fucking link to her “webpage” from her profile goes to Godaddy.

wonderlandresearchers.blogspot.com

228 goddamnedfrank  Dec 8, 2014 11:52:07pm

re: #226 BeachDem

You’re right—they have it backward. And that Knutsen person is supposedly Chuck’s great researcher.

Yeah, not so much. (And if upchuck says he is responsible for everything at Goatnews, why is he having his lackey do the apologizing?) I’m sure he’s paying her BIG BUCKS to take the fall.

And of course, let’s not forget that he spent hours arguing that he was right, even after he’d been proven wrong by friends and foes alike.

Again, I say—What. An. Asshole.

She may have found the pic, but he’s the one who failed to follow up on the research. There was absolutely zero proof that the photo was of Jackie, and tons of evidence that it wasn’t. The entire point of the article was so incredibly damning that he needed to have absolute certainty it was her before publishing, but he couldn’t possibly have been certain, not in any reasonable sense of the word. That’s why he posted the fade in / fade out .gif, and ignored the marked difference between the two women’s noses, chins, apparent eye spacing, eyebrows and jaw lines. Textbook cognitive bias, he wanted it to be true so he saw what he wanted to see. He was trying to convince himself and ignored the fact that if he had to do that he had no business at all posting the story.

In many ways this is his worst failure to date, which is an accomplishment of sorts in itself. The high damage potential and willful disregard for basic journalistic ethics and best practices is simply astounding, but it’s the fact that the story was intrinsically rooted in malice that makes his crime, and that’s absolutely what we should call it, so unforgivable. He purposefully set out to harm Jackie, and even in their apology neither he nor STKnutsen can bring themselves to acknowledge that she was both the intended target and primary victim of their malicious little shit show.

229 goddamnedfrank  Dec 9, 2014 12:12:13am

The intent to harm is what makes his actions here fundamentally different than the Ebola nurses. With the nurses you could believe that he was just indifferent to their basic rights vs. his own fears of pandemic and general desire to exploit a story no matter who gets in his way. Here he and the rest of the MRA’s have simply decided that Jackie was lying and decided she needs to be destroyed, by hook or by crook. They’ve done exactly what they’ve accused their “enemies” of doing, they’ve convicted someone without a trial.

Obviously the root of this current cluster fuck can be laid squarely at the feet of Rolling Stone, which in their initial apology sought to blame Jackie for their own impoverished journalistic practices. But what Chuck and STKnutsen did tonight was straight up malicious. They didn’t publish the story, asserting flatly that Jackie had “cried rape” prior to the alleged UVA incident, because they were eager to get the scoop, or under some thin pretext of ensuring public health and safety. They did it straight up out of hate for this woman, because she’s become a scapegoat for what they see as women everywhere making false claims of being raped. The specifics of her case, which again Rolling Stone fucked up terribly, no longer matter at all. The wanted to destroy her because destroying her has become an ideological necessity.

They don’t care what the truth is, because they know what it needs to be. That’s why so many people feel comfortable simply asserting that she lied, when what they really mean is that they think she lied. The assertion is a shibboleth, to make the claim of certain knowledge about something intrinsically unknowable so as to identify the like minded from the heathen outsiders.

230 goddamnedfrank  Dec 9, 2014 12:28:04am

And I’m not saying that Chuck hasn’t posted stories malicious in the past. The lie about Bob Menendez springs to mind, along with his role in paying Stevie Fielder to lie about the Mississippi Senate runoff election. Yes that was malicious rat-fucking, but Fielder was a willing participant in the fraud and both the Menendez and the Mississippi vote fraud hoax story centered around public figures.

They went after Jackie because she dared to speak out about rape, in a way they didn’t like. They outed her and told lies about her because they wanted to discredit her. They didn’t want to get to the truth, whatever it is, they wanted to harm a private citizen who had made the unforgivable mistake of assuming Rolling Stone would protect her anonymity. I don’t know if Jackie’s story was true, but my gut says it is. Regardless, even if I thought she was lying there’s a very good reason that reputable publications try to shield even alleged rape victims, and Rolling Stone’s journalistic failures, as egregious as they are, don’t excuse violating that custom.

231 freetoken  Dec 9, 2014 12:47:30am
232 Kragar  Dec 9, 2014 12:47:58am

Blogger.

That is going to rile chuckster up.

233 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 1:08:28am

I have stayed out of the entire discussion about campus rate and the RS article because I have decided that it is too loaded and nuanced an issue to be discussed in blogs and Twitter posts.

We simply do not have the climate of discourse to allow a real discussion of it, things just degenerate into a shouting match of enraged talking points.

234 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 1:18:51am

re: #164 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Is it even fair to call Dim Jim the DMOTI after today?

I don’t recall Jim telling us he has an IQ the size of Siberia…

235 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 9, 2014 1:21:15am

Meanwhile it seems that Jackie’s story as told to RS remains unsalvageable:

abcnews.go.com

Shapiro told ABC News that Jackie’s statements to him contradicted Rolling Stone’s reporting.

“She said that maybe the party wasn’t at Phi [Kappa] Psi and then she told me that maybe the person that attacked her wasn’t a member of the fraternity at all,” he said.

It is quite probable that something happened to her, considering her friend’s second-hand statement, but what it was, where it happened and at whose hands - will probably be hard to determine even if there is an real investigation.

236 goddamnedfrank  Dec 9, 2014 1:24:51am

There’s an awkward coyote outside right now trying to start up a pack howl, but he’s not getting any takers. His technique is abysmal.

237 goddamnedfrank  Dec 9, 2014 2:05:45am
238 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 2:32:16am

re: #237 goddamnedfrank

It must be buttoned up though…

Good idea, Chuck! Just keep it buttoned!!!

239 freetoken  Dec 9, 2014 3:09:20am
240 A Mom Anon  Dec 9, 2014 3:29:34am

re: #235 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

If she was drugged, a lot of details of what happened are going to be foggy and seem disoriented. Hell, without being drugged this sort of trauma takes awhile to sort through. Which makes rape a particularly easy crime to not only get away with, but it makes it extremely easy for horrible people to use as a tool to destroy the victim. Sometimes over and over again. As we see. Remember, this is a situation that’s been made public. Imagine what we don’t see happening to survivors every day. It’s all around us, happening behind closed doors in every neighborhood. No place is immune.

As a survivor, I can tell you that it sometimes takes another traumatic event to unlock details of a rape. IMO, next to murder, rape is pretty much THE worst thing one human can do to another. It’s soul destroying. It’s not a one night stand or something that’s “just sex”. There is no one right way to respond to it, just like there’s no one right way to grieve the death of a loved one.

241 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Dec 9, 2014 4:33:09am

re: #83 OhNoZombies!

Lunacy.
His mother in law needs to check and see what’s really going on in that basement./

Actually, he just may not be getting any right now.

242 Eventual Carrion  Dec 9, 2014 4:33:47am

re: #234 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I don’t recall Jim telling us he has an IQ the size of Siberia…

That’s because Jim never took the IQ test. He couldn’t find the testing building.

243 Dr. Matt  Dec 9, 2014 4:34:57am
244 Eventual Carrion  Dec 9, 2014 4:36:28am

re: #243 Dr. Matt

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Could always say he is honestly stupid.

245 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 9, 2014 4:44:54am

@PoliticalAnt is a relentless trollhammer. He will calmly clobber a wingnut FOR DAYS ON END.

I can maybe exchange max 5 or 6 Tweets before hitting the block button.

246 Dr. Matt  Dec 9, 2014 4:53:02am

‘I Will Personally Shoot Every One of Them’: Guidance Counselor’s Facebook Post Under Investigation
Central Bucks guidance counselor has been suspended as the district investigates a ‘threatening, violent’ post from her Facebook account.

247 Dr. Matt  Dec 9, 2014 5:01:06am
248 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 9, 2014 5:06:29am

re: #240 A Mom Anon

I know, and we can’t dismiss her as a “hoaxer” as the right does, only because of the memory lapses. This possibility is there, but more probably whatever happened basically scrambled her memory to the point where we no longer know what actually did happen. Whether drugs or pure trauma. Human memory is extremely malleable on its own, and with trauma it becomes even more fragile…

With a proper police investigation - or at least a more responsible and thorough journalistic investigation - this problem, however enormous, could have been overcome. Alas, that was not to be.

249 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 9, 2014 5:11:17am
250 Dark_Falcon  Dec 9, 2014 5:16:03am

re: #2 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

Depressing, but predictable. At what point do RWNJ’s decide one of their own is no longer credible? (Aside from said “one of their own” becoming sane)

Has there ever been such a case?

William F. Buckley read a number of crazies out of the Mainstream Right. But whatever he was, Buckley wasn’t a nutjob, so I’m not sure that answers your question.

251 PhillyPretzel  Dec 9, 2014 5:17:27am

re: #246 Dr. Matt

Another reason not to use Facebook.

252 Dark_Falcon  Dec 9, 2014 5:19:43am

re: #248 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

I know, and we can’t dismiss her as a “hoaxer” as the right does, only because of the memory lapses. This possibility is there, but more probably whatever happened basically scrambled her memory to the point where we no longer know what actually did happen. Whether drugs or pure trauma. Human memory is extremely malleable on its own, and with trauma it becomes even more fragile…

With a proper police investigation - or at least a more responsible and thorough journalistic investigation - this problem, however enormous, could have been overcome. Alas, that was not to be.

True, and I’ve read good articles to that effect. I’ll post the best one in a Page tonight.

BBT

253 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 9, 2014 5:21:42am

re: #250 Dark_Falcon

William F. Buckley read a number of crazies out of the Mainstream Right. But whatever he was, Buckley wasn’t a nutjob, so I’m not sure that answers your question.

Buckley did that in a different age, as well. National Review has gone downhill considerably since then.

254 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 9, 2014 5:23:13am

re: #185 Kragar

I guess they all look the same to him.
///

255 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 9, 2014 5:23:48am

Youtube Video

256 dholmes32  Dec 9, 2014 5:25:24am

re: #163 makeitstop

But you know that this whole thing will never be spoken of again after tonight, and he’ll be pushing completely different bullshit tomorrow.

It’ll be like none of this ever happened.

For me, it won’t, though. I’m boycotting my own IRC channel because one of the regular users is a well-educated bozo with a professorship who thinks Ginger “Journo” walks on water.

257 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 9, 2014 5:25:34am

re: #212 meteor

How does this guy not get sued?

Hard to prove malicious intent when it looks like gross incompetence.

258 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 5:28:28am

re: #242 Eventual Carrion

That’s because Jim never took the IQ test. He couldn’t find the testing building.

He found the test building, but…

259 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak  Dec 9, 2014 5:30:54am

re: #256 dholmes32

For me, it won’t, though. I’m boycotting my own IRC channel because one of the regular users is a well-educated bozo with a professorship who thinks Ginger “Journo” walks on water.

Anyone like that doesn’t deserve a professorship. They’ve just proven they’re dumber than a wooden log.

260 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 9, 2014 5:33:24am

re: #255 The Vicious Babushka

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Saw a follow-up story to the stabbing in Brooklyn that the NYPD gunned the guy down.

261 A Mom Anon  Dec 9, 2014 5:40:00am

My biggest worry about this is both a general observation and a specific one.

First, it just has added to the whole stupid cultural bullshit surrounding rape and how victims lie and/or really asked for it in some way if it did happen. The stats for false reports of rape are somewhere in the area of around 8 percent, which means most people who report it aren’t full of shit. And who the hell really wants to go through the hell of reporting a lie? We see what happens to victims when their stories are told, who wants to go through that? Most of us don’t have strong enough support systems for that, and you need support.

Secondly, this doxxing bullshit is going to get someone hurt or killed if it’s not stopped. You know, I still fear my attacker is going to find me. I wasn’t his first or last victim. He’s been arrested numerous times for child abuse, domestic violence and sex crimes. He did some time, but he’s still walking around. If he wanted to he could probably dig a little and find me. It’s been over 25 yrs and I still get scared sometimes, especially if I see someone who resembles him. So I can only imagine how I’d feel to see a horde of disgusting assholes trying to destroy my life, calling my house, my job, my school or whatever. Who stands up for the people being hurt here?

262 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 9, 2014 5:40:21am

re: #260 Feline Fearless Leader

Saw a follow-up story to the stabbing in Brooklyn that the NYPD gunned the guy down.

Apparently it is all on video.

263 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 9, 2014 5:41:32am
264 KerFuFFler  Dec 9, 2014 5:42:43am

re: #212 meteor

How does this guy not get sued?

No deep pockets is my guess. On the bright side, actionable fails like this one should keep away any serious “investors”.

265 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Dec 9, 2014 5:44:32am

re: #261 A Mom Anon

Secondly, this doxxing bullshit is going to get someone hurt or killed if it’s not stopped. You know, I still fear my attacker is going to find me. I wasn’t his first or last victim. He’s been arrested numerous times for child abuse, domestic violence and sex crimes. He did some time, but he’s still walking around. If he wanted to he could probably dig a little and find me. It’s been over 25 yrs and I still get scared sometimes, especially if I see someone who resembles him. So I can only imagine how I’d feel to see a horde of disgusting assholes trying to destroy my life, calling my house, my job, my school or whatever. Who stands up for the people being hurt here?

This reminds me of something I thought about last night, the cases of kids being stalked on social media (mainly Facebook, IIRC) who ended up committing suicide because of the bullying.

This is a fucked up situation.

266 dholmes32  Dec 9, 2014 5:54:47am

re: #259 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

Anyone like that doesn’t deserve a professorship. They’ve just proven they’re dumber than a wooden log.

We (not just me but a couple other people) thought he was trolling, but good god, he’s not.

267 b.d.  Dec 9, 2014 5:57:42am

Ha! Looks like I missed all of the fun from the Award Winning Journalist last night.

I’m sure his latest would be billionaire angel funder is running away with his checkbook as fast as he can*

*We all know there isn’t a funder but this is the season for the willing suspension of disbelief

268 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 6:16:23am

re: #251 PhillyPretzel

Another reason not to use Facebook.

I deleted my facebook account a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. I would probably hate everyone I know had I had it active during the past month. On second thought, then I would know who to avoid.

269 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 6:17:44am
270 NJDhockeyfan  Dec 9, 2014 6:19:10am

re: #255 The Vicious Babushka

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Video

Wow, that video was intense. You can hear the cop shoot at the very end. Did they kill him?

271 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 6:19:18am

re: #268 Franklin

I deleted my facebook account a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. I would probably hate everyone I know had I had it active during the past month. On second thought, then I would know who to avoid.

I limit my FB friends to people I know from Real Life (TM) and wish to remain in active contact with. As soon as somebody starts getting too political in their posting, I unfriend them, There are plenty of political blogging sites.

272 NJDhockeyfan  Dec 9, 2014 6:21:43am

re: #268 Franklin

I deleted my facebook account a few months ago. Best thing I ever did. I would probably hate everyone I know had I had it active during the past month. On second thought, then I would know who to avoid.

I have no Facebook acct and have no plans to create one :)

273 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 6:22:07am

re: #271 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I limit my FB friends to people I know from Real Life (TM) and wish to remain in active contact with. As soon as somebody starts getting too political in their posting, I unfriend them, There are plenty of political blogging sites.

I must be friends with a bunch of assholes then. It got to the point where it was faster to delete FB than to unfriend them all :)

274 Dr. Matt  Dec 9, 2014 6:23:02am

re: #271 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I limit my FB friends to people I know from Real Life (TM) and wish to remain in active contact with. As soon as somebody starts getting too political in their posting, I unfriend them, There are plenty of political blogging sites.

Ditto. I thinned the herd a few years back on the Huckabee chic-fil-a day of hate. My feed has been substantially more pleasant ever since.

275 lawhawk  Dec 9, 2014 6:25:43am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area.

Overnight there was another police involved shooting, involving a man who entered into the world headquarters of the Chabad Lubavitch in Crown Heights Brooklyn and stabbed a student in the head.

According to witnesses, the attacker was heard saying repeatedly “Kill the Jews,” said Rabbi Chaim Landa, another spokesman for Chabad-Lubavitch. Several other people immediately intervened, he said.

A witness flagged down a patrol officer, who confronted the 49-year-old man and told him to put the knife down. He initially put it down, but picked it up again, police said. More officers responded and repeatedly ordered the man to drop the knife.

He refused and, with the knife in his hand, charged at one of the officers, who fired once, striking the man in the torso, police said.

Police said no other officers discharged their weapons.

The assailant later died in the hospital. A person at the scene had videoed the events, and it would appear that this was a justified shooting. We had an active assailant who already showed his intent to kill and injure. He refused police instructions, and while you could make the argument that less lethal measures could have been used here, it would appear to have been a justified shooting. I hope that there’s a full investigation to determine what happened and what the police could do differently in the future.

At the same time, the assailant may have carried this out as a hate crime and/or terrorist attack.

276 lawhawk  Dec 9, 2014 6:30:56am

As a friendly reminder of what Chuck Johnson is about, I offer this:

His “breaking” stories are typically stale news that isn’t even newsworthy. His idea of journalism is doxxing. He lies and obfuscates about events. He inserts himself into every story imaginable even though he can’t even get basic facts straight.

That’s why I think his goatnews and tweets are a combination of malware and vaporware. His is malicious stories that infect the newsverse and he should be held accountable for his statements.

277 NJDhockeyfan  Dec 9, 2014 6:31:59am

A little big foggy in Dallas this morning…

278 darthstar  Dec 9, 2014 6:33:36am
279 darthstar  Dec 9, 2014 6:34:27am

Mornin’ everyone…weird…that tweet didn’t post. I’ll try again.

280 ObserverArt  Dec 9, 2014 6:35:23am

Morning all. It’s fun having a great seat at this twitter game. Looks like Chucky was at bat several times last night and whiffed each and every time. He’s no pro.

Go Charles F. Johnson and the LGF Twitter team!

Boo Goat News…Boooooooooo!!!

281 lawhawk  Dec 9, 2014 6:36:22am
282 makeitstop  Dec 9, 2014 6:41:26am

re: #273 Franklin

I must be friends with a bunch of assholes then. It got to the point where it was faster to delete FB than to unfriend them all :)

When the non-indictment came down in the Wilson case, I was astounded at how many of my FB friends suddenly turned into racist assholes. I stopped counting the number of people I defriended when I got to 30.

Ferguson was an eye-opener in many, many ways. It made me sad to see so many people I thought were reasonably intelligent braying right along with the ones who I knew were racist assholes.

283 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 6:42:46am

Probably posted already, but Obama’s “The Decree” bit on Colbert was awesome:

Youtube Video

284 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 6:45:52am

re: #282 makeitstop

Ferguson was an eye-opener in many, many ways. It made me sad to see so many people I thought were reasonably intelligent braying right along with the ones who I knew were racist assholes.

They have had nearly six years of Obama to learn how to get those dogwhistles up to fever pitch, Ferguson was the culmination, Instead of asking questions about how the police department handled the (non-) investigation, it turned into speculation about events and (literally) demonizing the victim.

285 NJDhockeyfan  Dec 9, 2014 6:53:33am
286 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 6:54:52am

re: #285 NJDhockeyfan

An alleged bourbon shortage has some enthusiasts hoarding hundreds of bottles.

Obama’s fault! All our Bourbon supplies were sent to appease terrorists!!!

287 Romantic Heretic  Dec 9, 2014 6:55:11am

re: #232 Kragar

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Blogger.

That is going to rile chuckster up.

I think this will make him happier than a pig in shit.

See? I’m important?

Now he”l be bragging about how ‘he’s influential at the Washington Post.’

288 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 6:58:19am

re: #286 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Obama’s fault! All our Bourbon supplies were sent to appease terrorists the FEMA guards!!!

289 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Dec 9, 2014 7:00:35am

re: #288 Franklin

Obama’s fault! All our Bourbon supplies were sent to appease terrorists the FEMA guards!!!

same difference…

290 Romantic Heretic  Dec 9, 2014 7:02:11am

re: #272 NJDhockeyfan

I have no Facebook acct and have no plans to create one :)

I’m the one who gets blocked from my friend’s Facebook account.

Like the time it was when I called out someone on some Islamaphobic bullshit they linked to. “Where are the moderate Muslims?”

I linked to some and they dropped me.

Wingnuts hate reality.

291 Franklin  Dec 9, 2014 7:14:53am

How timely:

292 No Country For Old Haters  Dec 9, 2014 7:24:45am

re: #290 Romantic Heretic

Wingnuts hate reality.

They really do. My friend who self identifies as a Conservative went off the deep end last weekend, and shared with me his desire for police to kill violent protesters. When I pointed out that that was insane, he went full wingnut, and started deflecting and projecting the typical nonsense about Liberals being the real racists and such, then stopped talking to me because I threatened his fragile worldview. Wingnuts have wrapped their whole self-image and sense of self worth in their idiotic worldview. They can’t cope with reality.

293 BeachDem  Dec 9, 2014 8:06:42am

re: #287 Romantic Heretic

I think this will make him happier than a pig in shit.

See? I’m important?

Now he”l be bragging about how ‘he’s influential at the Washington Post.’

I thought it was a bit of a fluff piece. They just accepted all of his “they’re threatening me; I’ve raised thousands; they’re threatening my family etc.” on his word alone. And that bullshit about him not knowing that Fresno is still on his bio was ridiculous—he talks about Fresno all the time and Fresno is right in his twitter description.

With all the talk of Breitbart in the article, no mention of even Breitbart not publishing the little twerp’s Orly Taitz approved birther story.

And, why is a Post foreign affairs writer even bothering with a piece of shit like upchuck?

He’s getting just what he wants—O’Keefe level coverage in the MSM. No heinous deed goes unrewarded in today’s pathetic excuse for journalism.

294 Egregious Philbin  Dec 9, 2014 12:23:59pm

Lets see the ginger clown take on the mafia. Hope you can hold your breath there red…

This little f***knuckle should have the living crap beaten out of him by the people he f***s over.


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