Michele Bachmann: I Outsmarted Progressives With Evidence-Based Arguments

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I can’t help it; when Michele Bachmann boasts about outsmarting liberals with “evidence-based arguments,” I just start to giggle uncontrollably. Every time I watch this clip I crack up.

Wingnuts say the darndest things.

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145 comments
2 Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2014 11:37:14am

Yes, she outsmarted us so much that that’s why she’s retiring…no wait, that’s because she’s trying to stay one step ahead of House ethics investigators.

3 Kragar  Dec 18, 2014 11:39:15am

Was this before or after she charged in like the Light Brigade?

4 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 11:39:59am

WND commenters not impressed:

melvin e. holliday
“…Ms Bachmann would like to remain silent of the fact that her and everyone else in Congress remained silent while letting Obama be elected at a time when she had to know that he wasn’t eligible. Yes she is one of our better Congress women/men and if she is the best we can do then America is going to continue being in big trouble even after Obama gets done destroying what he hasn’t already destroyed. Obama’s eligibility was never questioned by anyone in Congress at the time when a single challenge to his eligibility would have forced a complete vetting of the usurper….”

5 Mike Lamb  Dec 18, 2014 11:40:48am

You’d have to pay me a fair amount to watch that.

6 Zamb  Dec 18, 2014 11:41:14am

To be fair to her, the conservative version of facts and evidence is just to shout LOGIC! and FOUNDING FATHERS! until people walk away then declare victory. So she probably does believe she came out ahead in many arguments.

7 Mike Lamb  Dec 18, 2014 11:41:28am

re: #4 jaunte

WND commenters not impressed:

I read this and think, how does this person not accidentally poke himself in the eye or walk straight into walls?

8 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:42:08am

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

9 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 11:42:51am

re: #7 Mike Lamb

I’m reading down the comments there, and he’s actually one of the more reasonable sounding.

Here’s ‘tom’ for instance:

Bachmann is and was a great Politician with a heart after righteousness, which could not seem to infiltrate and spread like fire, in Washington. Just like Hollywood, Washington is a cesspoll of filth and sin……….IT WILL COME BACK TO BITE THEM HARD……as more and more Americans understand what is at stake here.
WHEN you spend your money to support SIN and UNRIGHTEOUSNESS, whether in Hollywood, giving to a political persuasion that means to do harm to America, to a business that donates money to sinful causes, such as homosexuality, then God SEES THAT OF YOU and WILL NOT BLESS YOU.

10 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 11:43:16am

Cesspoll!

11 Kragar  Dec 18, 2014 11:43:27am
12 Varek Raith  Dec 18, 2014 11:43:36am

*Tilts head in confusion and amusement*

13 Ace-o-aces  Dec 18, 2014 11:43:40am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

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Can we start a fund to send him to North Korea?

14 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 11:44:46am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

He’s going to kill Kim Jong Un with his privates? The mind reels.

15 allegro  Dec 18, 2014 11:44:52am

This is the reason for “LOLWUT?”

16 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 11:45:05am

er:
#5

You’d have to pay me a fair amount to watch that.

And my fee increases every five minutes.

//

17 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 11:45:58am
18 Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2014 11:46:18am
19 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 11:46:23am

re:
#8

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

He’s still of military recruiting age, no? Somebody be a dear, and sign Ginger up for some military drilling, fightin’.

20 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 11:47:03am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

Pass the popcorn
21 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 11:47:24am

re: #17 lawhawk

22 Ace-o-aces  Dec 18, 2014 11:47:59am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

BTW, CCJs contention that Sony might be using an unrelated hacking incident as an excuse to scuttle “The Interview” is probably the least crazy theory he’s ever promoted. I mean, this is something that is actually, conceivably possible in the real world outside of his head.

23 Dr. Matt  Dec 18, 2014 11:48:13am

re: #5 Mike Lamb

You’d have to pay me a fair amount to watch that.

Think nails on a chalkboard, but not as pleasant.

24 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 11:48:25am

Michele…please don’t eat the brown acid. Look what it has done to you so far.

/ flashbacks…you can’t count they were ever real.

25 Mike Lamb  Dec 18, 2014 11:48:57am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

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The CCJ business model:

1. Read national story.
2. Take opposite view (unless opposite view = a progressive POV, then defend story at all costs)
3. Cite unnamed, bullshit “sources”
4. Repeat your view as if fact, ad nauseum
5. Slowly move off story once your position is exposed as bullshit.
6. Rinse, repeat.

26 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:49:31am

re: #22 Ace-o-aces

BTW, CCJs contention that Sony might be using an unrelated hacking incident as an excuse to scuttle “The Interview” is probably the least crazy theory he’s ever promoted. I mean, this is something that is actually, conceivably possible in the real world outside of his head.

He didn’t get the doxx of Alan Gross that he was soliciting yesterday/

27 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 11:50:16am

re: #10 jaunte

Cesspoll!

Who’s got the numbers currently? Rand Paul?

28 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 11:50:34am

Dear North Korean Hackers;

The Twitter handle of the guy who wants to kill your leader is : @ChuckCJohnson

Thank You

29 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:50:51am

re: #25 Mike Lamb

The CCJ business model:

1. Read national story.
2. Take opposite view (unless opposite view = a progressive POV, then defend story at all costs)
3. Cite unnamed, bullshit “sources”
4. Repeat your view as if fact, ad nauseum
5. Slowly move off story once your position is exposed as bullshit.
6. Rinse, repeat.

You forgot: 2.5 Offer some cheapass amount for “information” over Twitter

30 Charles Johnson  Dec 18, 2014 11:50:53am

Still no word from Chuck about that lawsuit he was definitely filing against Politico this week.

31 Dr. Matt  Dec 18, 2014 11:51:14am

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

How “pro-life” of him.

32 Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2014 11:52:06am

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Still no word from Chuck about that lawsuit he was definitely filing against Politico this week.

The one that he supposedly had the money for? Is that the money he’s now offering for info on Gross?

33 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 11:52:18am

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Still no word from Chuck about that lawsuit he was definitely filing against Politico this week.

CHUCK IS NOT A PAPER TIGER!

34 Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2014 11:52:52am

re: #14 Higgs Boson’s Mate

He’s going to kill Kim Jong Un with his privates? The mind reels.

Sheep around the world are relieved to hear that.

35 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 11:53:06am

re:
#30

Still no word from Chuck about that lawsuit he was definitely filing against Politico this week.

This week was thousands of minutes ago. He’s got some more serious doxing to do.

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36 Ace-o-aces  Dec 18, 2014 11:53:09am
37 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:53:16am

re: #22 Ace-o-aces

BTW, CCJs contention that Sony might be using an unrelated hacking incident as an excuse to scuttle “The Interview” is probably the least crazy theory he’s ever promoted. I mean, this is something that is actually, conceivably possible in the real world outside of his head.

maybe he was hacked.

38 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 11:53:20am

re: #33 b.d.

CHUCK IS NOT A PAPER TIGER!

He’s a poop tiger.

39 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 11:54:13am

We regret to inform the world that our Dear Leader has been put on the floor and pooped on to death.

DPRK News

40 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 11:54:28am

re: #38 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

He’s a pooper tiger.

I touched that up a bit for you.

41 Ace-o-aces  Dec 18, 2014 11:56:05am

re: #37 The Vicious Babushka

maybe he was hacked.

Well, it wouldn’t have been by North Korea.

42 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 11:56:16am

re: #17 lawhawk

Paramount Orders Movie Theaters To Cancel ‘Team America’ Screenings

In related news, The Walt Disney Company has cancelled the release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens due to fears that the Empire might strike back.

43 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:56:34am

re: #39 b.d.

We regret to inform the world that our Dear Leader has been put on the floor and pooped on to death.

DPRK News

Kim has a poop machine.

44 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 11:57:44am

re: #43 The Vicious Babushka

Kim Jong Un inspects NK’s newest movie theater popcorn butter manufactory.

45 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 11:57:58am

re: #43 The Vicious Babushka

Kim has a poop machine.

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The Chuckie2000

46 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 11:58:54am

So now wingnuts has a sad that Paramount won’t allow them to show “Team America” instead of “The Interview”

What next, it gets pulled off Netflix?

47 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 11:59:00am

re: #44 jaunte

Kim Jong Un inspects NK’s newest movie theater popcorn butter manufactory.

“Believe me, it’s non-dairy,” Kim quipped.

48 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 12:01:40pm

[Hollywood] Quit trying to come and pay money to see our movies!! [/Hollywood]

A day I thought I would never see.

49 EPR-radar  Dec 18, 2014 12:02:04pm

I see Bachmann’s delusions of adequacy have not diminished over time.

50 Ace-o-aces  Dec 18, 2014 12:05:42pm

re: #46 The Vicious Babushka

So now wingnuts has a sad that Paramount won’t allow them to show “Team America” instead of “The Interview”?

Where the fuck are they still showing “Team America” in theaters?

51 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 12:05:44pm

re: #49 EPR-radar

I see Bachmann’s delusions of adequacy have not diminished over time.

I hear that she’s quitting Congress to bear CCJ’s love child.

52 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:07:01pm

re: #50 Ace-o-aces

Where the fuck are they still showing “Team America” in theaters?

No where, Paramount will not release it.

53 Romantic Heretic  Dec 18, 2014 12:08:59pm

re: #51 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I hear that she’s quitting Congress to bear CCJ’s love child.

I don’t know who to pity more in that scenario.

54 Iwouldprefernotto  Dec 18, 2014 12:09:17pm

re: #53 Romantic Heretic

I don’t know who to pity more in that scenario.

The child

55 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:09:55pm

I can’t see any reason why anyone would want to watch “Team America” at a movie theater. Well, unless it’s in 3D, which IMO is the only reason to go to a movie theater.

56 Romantic Heretic  Dec 18, 2014 12:10:57pm

re: #54 Iwouldprefernotto

The child

That’s just what my wife said.

57 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Dec 18, 2014 12:11:54pm

re: #55 The Vicious Babushka

I can’t see any reason why anyone would want to watch “Team America” at a movie theater. Well, unless it’s in 3D, which IMO is the only reason to go to a movie theater.

Some movies are entirely different on the big screen. I don’t get out to see a lot of movies, but I was amazed at how different a movie WALL-E was (especially the first part, on future Earth) in the theater compared to the small screen.

58 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:12:15pm

Bob Bashara, rich white guy on trial in Detroit for killing his wife.
About to read the verdict.

59 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:13:08pm

re: #57 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Some movies are entirely different on the big screen. I don’t get out to see a lot of movies, but I was amazed at how different a movie WALL-E was (especially the first part, on future Earth) in the theater compared to the small screen.

If you watch Gravity or Avatar at home, you realize how lame the storyline is.

60 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:13:33pm
61 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 18, 2014 12:18:14pm

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

With his privates, apparently. *shudder*

62 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Dec 18, 2014 12:18:18pm

re: #59 The Vicious Babushka

If you watch Gravity or Avatar at home, you realize how lame the storyline is.

Actually I saw Avatar in 3D when it was out in theaters, and it seemed lame to me from the beginning. I haven’t seen Gravity yet but there’s a copy at home waiting for me to break it out.

63 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 12:19:24pm

re: #43 The Vicious Babushka

Soylent Green. It’s people. IT IS PEOPLE!!!

64 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 12:19:28pm

re: #58 The Vicious Babushka

Bob Bashara, rich white guy on trial in Detroit for killing his wife.
About to read the verdict.

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I just did a Google search on his name. So, it’s a murder for hire job, eh?

65 BeachDem  Dec 18, 2014 12:19:54pm

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

ChuckC is volunteering to be an assassin.

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People are going after Kim with their “privates?” Sounds dirty!

66 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:19:57pm

re: #62 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi

Actually I saw Avatar in 3D when it was out in theaters, and it seemed lame to me from the beginning. I haven’t seen Gravity yet but there’s a copy at home waiting for me to break it out.

It seemed to me the whole point of Gravity was to experience that “weightless in space” thing in iMax 3D, otherwise it’s lame.

67 allegro  Dec 18, 2014 12:21:09pm

re: #64 ObserverArt

I just did a Google search on his name. So, it’s a murder for hire job, eh?

Has Chuckie outed the dead wife’s juvie records yet?

68 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 12:21:27pm

re: #65 BeachDem

People are going after Kim with their “privates?” Sounds dirty!

They wanna fuck him to death?

69 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:22:03pm

re: #68 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

You made me throw up in my mouth.

70 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 12:22:56pm

That looks like…COOLIDGE!!!!

71 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 12:25:43pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

That looks like…COOLIDGE!!!!

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UH OH!!!!!

After the boat arrived, “The crowds were tremendous and enthusiastic,” Smith wrote. “They cheered themselves hoarse for Presidente Coolidge. They pushed close to his car, blowing kisses and throwing flowers. Cal, seemingly touched by this unaccustomed Latin warmth, showed more animation than usual. He bowed, he smiled, he took off his silk hat.”

72 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 12:25:45pm

re: #68 Islamo-Masonic Vourdalak

They wanna fuck him to death?

CCJ’s been training on sheep for the job.

73 Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2014 12:26:38pm

HAHA!

74 Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2014 12:28:17pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

That looks like…COOLIDGE!!!!

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Wonder if UpChuck knew about this?

75 HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2014 12:28:33pm

re: #73 Targetpractice

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HAHA!

I’d drink if Bob and Maureen were my parents too. Hmmm seems his bro got arrested doing the same. More of those conservative family values Bob learned at Regent I’m sure that he passed on to his son.

76 Eventual Carrion  Dec 18, 2014 12:30:10pm

re: #75 HappyWarrior

I’d drink if Bob and Maureen were my parents too. Hmmm seems his bro got arrested doing the same. More of those conservative family values Bob learned at Regent I’m sure that he passed on to his son.

But Obama’s kids looked bored at a boring reception. Can’t beat that with a simple DUI arrest.

77 HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2014 12:31:28pm

re: #76 Eventual Carrion

But Obama’s kids looked bored at a boring reception. Can’t beat that with a simple DUI arrest.

Yesh downright terrible. Or how about Mike Huckabee’s son the dog torturer.

78 ComradeDread  Dec 18, 2014 12:31:32pm

Oh… oh… wow. God bless her heart, but holding up a 3,000 year old book and claiming that it’s evidence for all sorts of conservative nonsense just isn’t a rational or logical argument at all.

If it were, I could just as easily say that I have a book here that proves that animals talk, witches exist, and you can travel to a magical land by stepping through a common wardrobe.

79 palomino  Dec 18, 2014 12:34:39pm

re: #73 Targetpractice

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HAHA!

That’s the least of that fucking phony moralist’s problems. Another goper who invoked Jesus to win office, then forgot everything he allegedly learned from the Good Book.

80 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 12:35:21pm

re: #77 HappyWarrior

Yesh downright terrible. Or how about Mike Huckabee’s son the dog torturer.

The same son who tried to sneak his loaded .40 cal Glock past airport security in his carry-on luggage?

foxnews.com

81 HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2014 12:37:27pm

re: #80 b.d.

The same son who tried to sneak his loaded .40 cal Glock past airport security in his carry-on luggage?

foxnews.com

Yeah same one. Yet his fuckwad father has the nerve to bitch about gays when he’s raised a psycho.

82 WhatEVs  Dec 18, 2014 12:40:00pm

re: #77 HappyWarrior

Yesh downright terrible. Or how about Mike Huckabee’s son the dog torturer.

There are few things in this world that are worse than animal torture. DUI isn’t on the block let alone in the ballpark.

83 Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2014 12:40:03pm

This cat is plotting serious revenge:

84 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 12:41:17pm

The RW collective fauxrage: Obama’s going to open up an Embassy in Cuba! STOP HIM. That’s giving away the farm.

PBO: We have embassies in Russia and China.

But this is Cuba. No embassy there. None. Never. It would give into barbarism and human rights abuses.

PBO: See US embassies in Russia and China. Or Saudi Arabia. Pakistan. Vietnam. Afghanistan. Or Latin American or African tinpot dictatorships and any other country that had human rights abuses and that we still have normalized relations. Normalized relations doesn’t mean allies or friends. It means that there’s normal communications.

But we can’t open an embassy in Cuba. Think of the cost!

You know the difference between an Interest Section and Embassy?

Ummmm..

It’s naming an ambassador. The building is still there. We still have staff there.

So, there is a cost! AHA!

Not really. There’s already a head of the Interest Section. That position has been on the payroll for decades. Only difference will be that the position will have title of Ambassador. [and that person already has the title of Ambassador!]

So, I can get the GOP to block the nomination! WOO!!

Right, because acting Ambassador isn’t any different than Ambassador when it comes down to normalized relations. They still have the same duties and role.

GRRR. So, maybe then I can stop you from lifting the embargo.

I haven’t lifted the embargo. I’m calling on Congress to do so, if there’s changes in Cuban affairs. That’s why we’re opening normalized relations. An embargo no longer makes sense (kinda like the GOP on this, but I digress).

85 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 12:41:30pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

This cat is plotting serious revenge:

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You can see it in its eyes.

86 HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2014 12:41:37pm

re: #82 WhatEVs

There are few things in this world that are worse than animal torture. DUI isn’t on the block let alone in the ballpark.

Yeah I find Huckabee’s son worse than Bob’s sons.

87 BeachDem  Dec 18, 2014 12:42:43pm

Talk about putting Christ back in Christmas…

Aryan Nations Offshoot Planning ‘Christmas with the Klan’ Fundraiser
splcenter.org

88 Kragar  Dec 18, 2014 12:43:16pm
89 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 12:47:32pm

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

90 HappyWarrior  Dec 18, 2014 12:48:38pm

re: #89 jaunte

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

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Tis the season for right wing whining.

91 EmmaAnne  Dec 18, 2014 12:48:50pm

re: #8 The Vicious Babushka

VB, do you know anyone in this video? I think from what you said a while back I have a cousin-in-law involved in the same school in Israel as your daughter and she (my cousin-in-law) is in this video.

Hand In Hand at the White House

92 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 12:48:58pm

re: #89 jaunte

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

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Since when is outrage over a menorah part of the war on Christmas?

[Oh, when people demand that towns/localities include one as part of their holiday displays because to not do so would actually violate the 1st Amendment on establishment of religion].

93 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 12:50:16pm

re: #92 lawhawk

I think this might be the author’s first War on Christmas story; she’s throwing everything in.

94 Kragar  Dec 18, 2014 12:50:27pm

re: #89 jaunte

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

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We have always been at war with Christmas.

95 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 18, 2014 12:51:02pm

re: #89 jaunte

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

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How is Grumpy Cat in a Santa hat anti-Jesus?
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96 Skip Intro  Dec 18, 2014 12:52:38pm

re: #89 jaunte

BREAKING,
must credit Townhall email for same old sad War On Christmas story recycling:

[Embedded content]

Bullshit! The leader of the high command fighting the War on Christmas just declared victory. Get a clue, Townhall!

Bill O’Reilly Declares Victory In ‘War On Christmas’ Once Again

huffingtonpost.com

97 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 12:54:50pm

re: #95 Feline Fearless Leader

How is Grumpy Cat in a Santa hat anti-Jesus?
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I think that’s their impression of how grumpy, godless atheists approach the holidays.

98 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 12:55:20pm

We have saved Baby Jesus!

99 jaunte  Dec 18, 2014 12:55:52pm

re: #96 Skip Intro

“Please let it be over.”

Amen.

100 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 12:56:53pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

This cat is plotting serious revenge:

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That cat has a really cool face. I love the dark patterns in the fur.

And yeah…revenge is coming.

Don’t sleep tonight…or it’ll put your eyes out!

101 Sophist -- Missouri Goddamn  Dec 18, 2014 12:59:16pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

.@ChuckCJohnson, international hit man.

I think you left out an “s”.

102 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 12:59:24pm

re: #96 Skip Intro

Yeah sure. I’ll believe that Christmas has won when it rebuilds our roads and schools and brings democracy to America.

103 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 1:00:38pm

re: #94 Kragar

We have always been at war with Christmas.

Why, it’s Deja vu all over again!

104 Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2014 1:02:43pm
105 Targetpractice  Dec 18, 2014 1:03:53pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I second that emotion.

106 GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 18, 2014 1:07:11pm

Speaking of pies. Here’s a no-bake peanut butter pie. :)

107 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 18, 2014 1:08:35pm

re: #106 GlutenFreeJesus

Speaking of pies. Here’s a no-bake peanut butter pie. :)

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Needs a little sign saying “Fresh Cement” and then some red-clad candy legs sticking out one end and a little red elf hat.

>:)

108 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 1:09:15pm

re:
#89

OUTRAGE over everything Obama’s done and not done has become about as traditional this time of year as eggnog and tree lighting. Except for the tree lighting and eggnog stuff because those things are Christmassy and Christmas isn’t allowed in America anymore.

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109 goddamnedfrank  Dec 18, 2014 1:09:38pm

I’m going to label what Chuck does as “claim jumping.” Trend it, make it a thing.

What he does is deliberately jump from one issue to another, making outrageous, deliberately cock-necked claims as he goes. The only time he’s ever retracted is when:

A.) the evidence is so overwhelmingly against him as in the 24 year old Kirkpatrick satire article.

B.) He’s libeled a private citizen who can’t claim is a public figure and open to such abuse, as in the recent Slut Walk photo misidentification.

Otherwise he will maintain he was right until the bitter end. Booker, Menendez, the MS Senate story, he got all those dead wrong but asserts over and over to this day that he was right about all of them.

As long as he has a micrometer of wiggle room he’ll continue to double down on the most factually inaccurate bullshit, because that’s his business model. He needs to remain controversial and polarizing, and the combination of raw, unsubstantiated assertion and obstinate refusal to accept basic facts when they emerge are his method for making sure the media keeps talking about him.

110 allegro  Dec 18, 2014 1:10:15pm

Aww, my sweet next door neighbor just brought us “thanks for being great neighbors” presents. He gave us a box of doggie cookies for the boys and a tin of pecans (honey roasted, salt roasted, and chocolate-amaretto covered) for me. The odds of the pecans lasting for the Sunday football party are not good. Om nom nom!

111 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 1:11:14pm

re:
#89

Have to admit I haven’t done as much this year to kill Christmas as I have usually done. Too busy. Car needed work. Cats needed moar fud. Glad others have been doing all out and all in and in full swing to kill Christmas. ///

112 Kragar  Dec 18, 2014 1:12:43pm

re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth

That was my mood last night.

We were doing the last of the Christmas shopping, had a cart full of bags, and were loading the car. I was putting a load in the trunk when I saw my wife was pushing the cart away. I asked her, “Did you get everything?” and she said yes.

We get home and she starts cooking dinner, when the kids and her say they can’t find the gift they got for her best friend. We go thru the bags and the car, and its not there.

Back to the car for me. I drive back to the mall. I try checking the carts in the parking lot. Nothing. I hit 3 different lost and founds. Nothing. The store where she bought the gift was about to close, so I duck in and buy a replacement. As I’m heading back out to the car, I make one last check of the carts.

“Hey Buddy? Did you lose a bag?” There is a guy in an SUV parked next to the cart return. His wife had found the bag and he had been sitting in the car waiting to see if anyone turned up. I had missed him the first time by about a minute.

113 No Country For Old Haters  Dec 18, 2014 1:15:01pm

re: #66 The Vicious Babushka

It seemed to me the whole point of Gravity was to experience that “weightless in space” thing in iMax 3D, otherwise it’s lame.

Yep, I tried to watch it at home, in 3D, but the terrible physics were too much, and I had to bail. Cool effects though.

114 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 1:17:22pm

We aren’t getting the whole story on this SONY deal;

Sony Cancels Studio Tour Until Further Notice

12/18/2014 10:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Read more: tmz.com

Please forgive the TMZ link

115 Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2014 1:17:25pm

re: #112 Kragar

Special one just for you:

116 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:20:35pm

re: #109 goddamnedfrank

As long as he has a micrometer of wiggle room he’ll continue to double down on the most factually inaccurate bullshit, because that’s his business model.

Considering that all you need to do what he does is be an asshole, own a cell phone, and sign up for Twitter I’d say that competition is inevitable. Considering the legions of practicing assholes on the right one of them is bound to out-asshole him soon enough.

117 Feline Fearless Leader  Dec 18, 2014 1:22:47pm

re: #116 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Considering that all you need to do what he does is be an asshole, own a cell phone, and sign up for Twitter I’d say that competition is inevitable. Considering the legions of practicing assholes on the right one of them is bound to out-asshole him soon enough.

I don’t consider that something to be looked forward to. (Sigh)

Further proof to me that the only intelligent life on this plant is probably the dolphins. Our species might be *capable* of it, but it takes special effort to achieve it with any consistency.

118 lawhawk  Dec 18, 2014 1:23:31pm

DJIA up over 400 points on the day, which is the single largest one day gain in three years. Oil slides 4%.

Light, sweet crude for delivery in January CLF5, -3.03% fell $2.36, or 4.2%, to settle at $54.11 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange.

That was oil’s lowest settlement since May 5, 2009. Futures traded as low as $54.05 and as high as $58.73 a barrel earlier.

Brent oil for February delivery LCOG5, -2.47% declined $1.91, or 3.1%, to finish at $59.27 a barrel on London’s ICE Futures exchange. That was Brent’s lowest settle value since May 19, 2009.

Europe and the rest of the world is shifting money into US stocks - a safety move. Oil prices dropping is part of the reason. The Fed statement is also pushing things as well.

Obama = Worst Socialist President EVER!

119 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 1:25:06pm

re:
#118

DJIA up over
400 points on the day
, which is the single largest one day gain in three years.

Just more of Obama’s plot to destroy America.

//

120 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:26:38pm

re: #118 lawhawk

How cool is that? The Republicans will make a big deal of authorizing Keystone XL and the son-of-a-bitch will never be built.

121 Dr. Matt  Dec 18, 2014 1:26:48pm

re: #106 GlutenFreeJesus

Speaking of pies. Here’s a no-bake peanut butter pie. :)

Embedded Image

No-bake? So, a pan full of raw dough and fruit?

122 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 1:26:49pm

re: #118 lawhawk

DJIA up over 400 points on the day, which is the single largest one day gain in three years. Oil slides 4%.

Europe and the rest of the world is shifting money into US stocks - a safety move. Oil prices dropping is part of the reason. The Fed statement is also pushing things as well.

Obama = Worst Socialist President EVER!

Did the Cuba thawing play into it all too?

123 goddamnedfrank  Dec 18, 2014 1:26:58pm

I’ve never gotten a convincing answer as to why the motivation behind the Benghazi attack was different from the contemporaneous protests and riots in dozens of other cities.

124 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:30:44pm

re: #122 ObserverArt

Did the Cuba thawing play into it all too?

Another source of smiles: while the Republicans are harrumphing about normalizing relations with the commies in Cuba their owners must be quietly telling them that there’s lots of business to be done so make all the noise you want, just don’t fuck up the deal.

125 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 1:35:47pm

re: #124 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Another source of smiles: while the Republicans are harrumphing about normalizing relations with the commies in Cuba their owners must be quietly telling them that there’s lots of business to be done so make all the noise you want, just don’t fuck up the deal.

I had that very thought this morning when I heard the stock markets were on the rise.

I wonder what Sheldon Adelson is thinking now? “I spent how much on Romney and the Black guy just delivered for me…and he hasn’t cost me anything over the last 6 years? Hmmm. Hello Rence, go fuck yourself!”

/

126 TedStriker  Dec 18, 2014 1:39:07pm

re: #124 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Another source of smiles: while the Republicans are harrumphing about normalizing relations with the commies in Cuba their owners must be quietly telling them that there’s lots of business to be done so make all the noise you want, just don’t fuck up the deal.

You know Adelson’s heading up that queue; he’s just gotta be salivating over the prospect of bring the (American) casinos back to Cuba.

127 b.d.  Dec 18, 2014 1:39:25pm

Has Chuck been awarded, taken over and changed the name to POLITICHUCK yet?

128 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:39:46pm

re: #125 ObserverArt

I had that very thought this morning when I heard the stock markets were on the rise.

I wonder what Sheldon Adelson is thinking now? “I spent how much on Romney and the Black guy just delivered for me…and he hasn’t cost me anything over the last 6 years. Hmmm. Hello Rence, go fuck yourself!”

/

Sheldon Adelson is 81 years old. He’s probably thinking “I can remember when Black people were agricultural equipment.”

129 goddamnedfrank  Dec 18, 2014 1:41:22pm

CCJ has one more day to file his lawsuit, which explains why he’s desperately trying to get people to talk about his baseless assertions on the Sony hack.

130 darthstar  Dec 18, 2014 1:42:08pm
131 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Dec 18, 2014 1:42:26pm

re:
#129

Bwwwaaaaaaahahahhahahhhha

132 ObserverArt  Dec 18, 2014 1:42:53pm

re: #128 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Sheldon Adelson is 81 years old. He’s probably thinking “I can remember when Black people were agricultural equipment.”

Still capable of writing big checks. Which hopefully he will reconsider.

And still capable of telling Reince Priebus to go fuck himself!

All I ask…

133 Dr. Matt  Dec 18, 2014 1:43:59pm
134 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:44:26pm

re: #132 ObserverArt

Still capable of writing big checks. Which hopefully he will reconsider.

And still capable of telling Reince Priebus to go fuck himself!

All I ask…

True that. Adelson didn’t get rich by wasting money.

135 Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 18, 2014 1:44:36pm

re: #126 TedStriker

You know Adelson’s heading up that queue; he’s just gotta be salivating over the prospect of bring the (American) casinos back to Cuba.

Are Sheldon and his casinos still under investigation?

136 Higgs Boson's Mate  Dec 18, 2014 1:46:24pm

re: #130 darthstar

I’d consider a one-time payout in return for Texas going away permanently.

137 EPR-radar  Dec 18, 2014 1:51:11pm

re: #109 goddamnedfrank

One could also view CCJ’s behavior as a basic Gish gallop. Lies are spewed at a rate faster than debunking can be performed.

138 Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 18, 2014 1:54:15pm

I wonder if CCJ will learn the hard way that you do NOT want to dick around with North Korea?

139 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 1:57:20pm

re: #125 ObserverArt

I had that very thought this morning when I heard the stock markets were on the rise.

I wonder what Sheldon Adelson is thinking now? “I spent how much on Romney and the Black guy just delivered for me…and he hasn’t cost me anything over the last 6 years? Hmmm. Hello Rence, go fuck yourself!”

/

Sheldon will still hate Obama because of Israel. Although if Rand Paul were to run against Clinton…

140 CuriousLurker  Dec 18, 2014 2:02:55pm

Oh man, POTUS just made my week! Commies, gays, and Muslims all rolled into one—the wingnut idea of the perfect liberal trifecta!

The original tweet:

141 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Dec 18, 2014 2:08:44pm

..because amongst a significant portion of the right wing, Opinion = Fact.

Hence the continuing popularity of Fox News.

142 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD  Dec 18, 2014 2:10:22pm

re: #140 CuriousLurker

Oh man, POTUS just made my week! Commies, gays, and Muslims all rolled into one—the wingnut idea of the perfect liberal trifecta!

[Embedded content]

Not full-scale trolling… should have been actually rainbow-colored :)

143 The Vicious Babushka  Dec 18, 2014 2:44:57pm

re: #91 EmmaAnne

VB, do you know anyone in this video? I think from what you said a while back I have a cousin-in-law involved in the same school in Israel as your daughter and she (my cousin-in-law) is in this video.

[Embedded content]

Video

We are not part of this group.

144 Archangelus  Dec 18, 2014 3:46:38pm

re: #140 CuriousLurker

Oh man, POTUS just made my week! Commies, gays, and Muslims all rolled into one—the wingnut idea of the perfect liberal trifecta!

[Embedded content]

The text on that menorah’s candles reads (in Hebrew and in Arabic): “Education”, “Human Dignity”, “Equality”, and “Friendship.”
Seems like there’s something written on the middle one as well, but the lighting and angle make it impossible to identify the letters..

145 meteor  Dec 18, 2014 6:35:58pm

re: #51 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I hear that she’s quitting Congress to bear CCJ’s love child.

So now that’s two posts that make me want to vomit.


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