Popcorn Time: Chuck C. Johnson Viciously Smears a Tea Party Heroine

He’s an equal opportunity misogynist creep
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You may recall this comparison photo that made the rounds on social media last year, showing a Tea Party gun lover named Holly Fisher next to her jihadi counterpart. Flag? Check. Holy book? Check. Semi-automatic rifle? Check.

Bottom feeder and noted misogynist stalker Chuck C. Johnson has a BREAKING EXCLUSIVE story today about Ms. Fisher. Yes, folks, this time he’s smearing a Tea Party heroine. This probably isn’t going to end well for the Ginger Avenger.

BREAKING, EXCLUSIVE: Tea Party Photo Military Wife Caught Cheating on Combat Vet Hubbie - GotNews

The conservative woman behind several viral photos cheated on her combat veteran husband repeatedly & then lied about it, Gotnews has learned.

Conservative social media phenomenon Holly Fisher repeatedly insisted to Gotnews editor-in-chief Charles C. Johnson that she had not cheated on her husband but broke down and admitted the affair on Facebook to her supporters after our interview.

It’s one of the grossest smear pieces yet from this twisted freak. And Fisher’s husband is furious at him.

There’s a lot more of this in Johnson’s Twitter feed, from conservatives who seem to be suddenly realizing that the guy they pimped and championed when he was attacking their liberal enemies is really an unethical loose cannon who’ll do and say anything to drive clicks to his site. He’s in slow motion self-destruct mode.

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132 comments
1 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 11:32:31am

Hobby Lobby Lady is even more insufferable and intolerant than ever before, secure in the knowledge that she is saved and forgiven, unlike teh ghey & the sluts who have teh aborshuns.

She is a real life Betty Bowers.

2 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 11:33:01am

From below:

3 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 11:33:23am

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

Hobby Lobby Lady is even more insufferable and intolerant than ever before, secure in the knowledge that she is saved and forgiven, unlike the sluts who have teh aborshuns & teh ghey.

She is a real life Betty Bowers.

These are all horrible people.

4 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 11:33:51am

The Greenwald Syndrome, turn on your fans once your foes get tired of you and start ignoring you.

Me! Me! Me! Me!

5 Skip Intro  Jan 19, 2015 11:34:56am

Someday, someone is going to seek UpChuck out and punch him in the face, gun or no gun.

6 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 11:36:41am

Another victim of the wingnut policy of embracing and adopting everyone who the left finds offensive.

Cry me a river wingnuts.

7 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 11:37:08am
8 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 11:37:50am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

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9 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 11:39:07am

When conservatives put their faith, trust, and hero-worship with the likes of the CCJ’s of the world, they will eventually get burned. It happens over and over and over.

10 teleskiguy  Jan 19, 2015 11:39:24am

Minor language quibble. Didn’t this silly meme get circulated early last year?

11 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 11:39:44am

12 Targetpractice  Jan 19, 2015 11:40:12am

So the site goes silent for three days while he tweets up a storm, then he jumps back with a “Breaking” story about a Tea Party icon being a “fraud.” No wonder he’s got a line of investors burning up the phones.

13 CuriousLurker  Jan 19, 2015 11:42:03am

Okay it’s OT, but look at the expressions on the faces of the two women behind this guy. LOL:

*facepalm, headdesk, headdesk*

14 Archangelus  Jan 19, 2015 11:42:35am
15 EmmaAnne  Jan 19, 2015 11:42:45am

I am just startled that he was actually right about something. When I heard he was accusing her of cheating, I figured she probably hadn’t done any such thing. But apparently he was right (for once).

16 calochortus  Jan 19, 2015 11:44:00am

He may be right, but the deeper question is: So what? Why in the world would I care about the personal life of someone I don’t know and have no interest in meeting?

17 teleskiguy  Jan 19, 2015 11:44:21am

MOAR POPCORN JOKES!

18 CuriousLurker  Jan 19, 2015 11:45:45am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

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And he knows this how…?

Maybe he has psychic abilities in addition to his “very high IQ”. //

19 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 11:46:00am

re: #17 teleskiguy

MOAR POPCORN JOKES!

20 3eff Jeff  Jan 19, 2015 11:46:41am

re: #17 teleskiguy

MOAR POPCORN JOKES!

Chuck C Johnson is accusing her of using her husband’s twitter feed?

BUY POPCORN FUTURES. ALL OF THEM. USE THE GOLD BURIED IN YOUR YARD.

21 calochortus  Jan 19, 2015 11:46:46am

re: #18 CuriousLurker

And he knows this how…?

Maybe he has psychic abilities in addition to his “very high IQ”. //

Maybe he knows it by being a creepy stalker?

22 Archangelus  Jan 19, 2015 11:47:07am

In today’s potential nominee for the “Oh Cr*p” category, local radio stations’ reported just now that Russian military forces have entered Ukraine en masse, though I’ve yet to see anything on global news outlets yet…

23 WhatEVs  Jan 19, 2015 11:47:48am

I am not a fan of the woman (Holly) in any way, shape or form, but it is no one’s place to be involved with what is between her and her husband.

I said the same thing for Clinton and Lewinsky. This was between Bill and Hillary.

The spouses alone have to deal with the shit in their relationship. No one else.

What an evil shit Chuck is broadcasting this highly personal information to other people. This makes me sick.

24 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 11:48:49am

re: #22 Archangelus

In today’s potential nominee for the “Oh Cr*p” category, local radio stations’ reported just now that Russian military forces have entered Ukraine en masse, though i’ve yet to see anything on global news outlets yet…

Well, if that’s the case, that’s gonna be big news, because, you know, invasion and all that.

“Oh, Cr*p” indeed.

25 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 11:49:09am
26 3eff Jeff  Jan 19, 2015 11:49:51am

Apropos of nothing, other than I’ve been on a Zac Brown Band kick lately and this just came up on my player, and I wanted to share something nice (rather than turrible):

27 goddamnedfrank  Jan 19, 2015 11:50:14am

Seriously, it’s almost entirely woman hating d-bags who are standing behind him on this.

28 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 11:50:30am

re: #22 Archangelus

In today’s potential nominee for the “Oh Cr*p” category, local radio stations’ reported just now that Russian military forces have entered Ukraine en masse, though i’ve yet to see anything on global news outlets yet…

Nothing on CNN, they’re spending their time talking about what a dumbass Bobby Jindal is.

29 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 11:50:32am

Waiting for CCJ to do a big expose on Ted Cruz’s parents’ extra-marital affairs…

30 EmmaAnne  Jan 19, 2015 11:50:53am

re: #16 calochortus

He may be right, but the deeper question is: So what? Why in the world would I care about the personal life of someone I don’t know and have no interest in meeting?

Oh, I agree. It is sleazy and bottom feeding. I was just commenting on the fact that he actually said something true - a rare occurrence.

31 Targetpractice  Jan 19, 2015 11:51:37am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

Waiting for CCJ to do a big expose on Ted Cruz’s parents’ extra-marital affairs…

Not gonna happen, CCJ has “vetted” Cruz and endorses his candidacy.

32 Archangelus  Jan 19, 2015 11:51:48am

re: #28 b.d.

Nothing on CNN, they’re spending their time talking about what a dumbass Bobby Jindal is.

Try CNN International, this just up

Prime Minister Yatsenyuk : Russian Forces Entered Ukraine

Kiev, Ukraine (CNN) - Russian military forces and equipment have entered Ukraine, Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk says, according to a report from Ukraine’s state-run media on Monday.

“I have just spoken with the national defense and security council secretary. Ukrainian military intelligence confirm the fact military personnel and equipment have been transferred from Russia to Ukraine,” the prime minister is quoted as saying.

He continued: “Tanks, GRAD multiple rocket systems, BUK and SMERCH systems, radio electronic intelligence systems are not sold at local Donetsk street markets. Only the Russian army and Defense Ministry have them.”

33 calochortus  Jan 19, 2015 11:52:18am

re: #30 EmmaAnne

Oh, I agree. It is sleazy and bottom feeding. I was just commenting on the fact that he actually said something true - a rare occurrence.

Absolutely. I wasn’t criticizing your comment. I just was adding my own two cents.

34 EmmaAnne  Jan 19, 2015 11:52:34am

re: #13 CuriousLurker

Okay it’s OT, but look at the expressions on the faces of the two women behind this guy. LOL:

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*facepalm, headdesk, headdesk*

Should be next to WTF?! in the dictionary.

35 TedStriker  Jan 19, 2015 11:52:57am

re: #25 Charles Johnson

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So is Jerry Lewis!

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36 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 11:53:13am

This whole CCJ vs. Holly Fisher story really is an amusing twofer: 1) We get to see the conservatives pissed off at their [former] ginger hero, and 2) We get to see Holly Fisher, who made a name of herself trying to troll the Left, exposed a family values hypocrite.

37 retired cynic  Jan 19, 2015 11:54:41am

re: #36 Dr. Matt

Oh, but God forgave her, so that’s all ok now.

38 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 11:56:16am

re: #36 Dr. Matt
I don’t need to see her personal life exposed, that’s wrong. I’ve always assumed she was a hypocrite, just like the rest of them, I don’t need to see proof.

39 team_fukit  Jan 19, 2015 11:56:30am

Geez, how deep in the septic tank did CCJ have to dig to get this poop to fling? Seems barely relevant and just plain hateful… gdfrank is right, just smacks of MRA

40 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 11:56:44am

re: #32 Archangelus

It’ll be interesting to see how Europe reacts. And I’m also thinking of our French friend Marine LePen (*spit*) who’s party - FN - not long ago secured a rather sizeable loan from a Russian bank.

I wonder what the EuroRight is gonna have to say about this? Russia’s peaceful intentions my ass.

41 EmmaAnne  Jan 19, 2015 11:57:02am

re: #37 retired cynic

Oh, but God forgave her, so that’s all ok now.

If you are on the right you can just be born again, again, and it is all good. On the other hand, I’ve heard Hillary criticized for not leaving Bill for cheating (what’s wrong with her?!) When you are on the left everything is your fault.

42 goddamnedfrank  Jan 19, 2015 11:58:30am

These bitches need to know their place, amiright?!

43 3eff Jeff  Jan 19, 2015 11:59:15am

re: #36 Dr. Matt

The schadenfreude is not so pure. When it’s Ted Haggard or Newt Gingrich or another male, the self-satire of the hypocrisy is punching up. You get to be mad at the ones driving the patriarchy.

But in this case, because Holly Fisher is female, it’s enabling harassment by CCJ’s MRA/PUA supporters. Which is ugly and making things worse. It makes me want no part in #2.

44 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 12:00:16pm

re: #42 goddamnedfrank

Yeah, because married military men never, ever, never cheat….especially when they are deployed.

45 teleskiguy  Jan 19, 2015 12:00:25pm

Perhaps this is another signpost on UpChuck’s odyssey to his eventual role in society as “Man who stands on street corner and yells at cars all day.”

46 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 12:01:52pm

Seriously - look what he did here. He led Fisher on, pretending to be friendly, then turned around and posted this ugly smear piece with their private DMs.

This guy is a seriously fucked up individual.

47 lawhawk  Jan 19, 2015 12:02:18pm

I’m so glad our conservative betters know where to source their outrage. The schadenfreude is deserved.

48 3eff Jeff  Jan 19, 2015 12:04:21pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Seriously - look what he did here. He led Fisher on, pretending to be friendly, then turned around and posted this ugly smear piece with their private DMs.

This guy is a seriously fucked up individual.

WAT? So his source was “asking her directly” and she answered directly thinking he was on her side? This man is terrible. “Seriously fucked up” seems a little lacking.

49 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 12:04:46pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

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50 calochortus  Jan 19, 2015 12:05:08pm

Let’s just remember that a man of quality is not threatened by a woman of equality. Some of these folks appear to feel very, very threatened

51 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:05:45pm

James Taylor has more intelligence and talent in his toenail clippings than Chuck C Johnson in every cell of his body, including his fabulous brain cells.

52 Archangelus  Jan 19, 2015 12:06:14pm

Seems Russia’s current global policy is ‘Donestk, don’t tell”… /cues rimshot

53 3eff Jeff  Jan 19, 2015 12:06:27pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

James Taylor has more intelligence and talent in his toenail clippings than Chuck C Johnson in every cell of his body, including his fabulous brain cells.

His Journalism Award Winning Brain Cells!

54 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 12:06:34pm

re: #45 teleskiguy

Perhaps this is another signpost on UpChuck’s odyssey to his eventual role in society as “Man who stands on street corner and yells at cars all day poops on sidewalk.”

FTFY

55 retired cynic  Jan 19, 2015 12:06:37pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

WTF!!!

56 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 12:07:05pm
57 Archangelus  Jan 19, 2015 12:07:46pm

re: #55 retired cynic

WTF!!!

Seriously, should anything the ginger cretin does these days really be surprising people at this point?

58 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 12:11:28pm

A conservative has made a threat against CCJ on the comments section of goatnews

Thinking Americanist • 14 hours ago
hey Chucky? We know where you live. Watch your back..

59 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 12:11:54pm

The thing about James Taylor is that he and his family recognized the mental issues and dealt with it, even though it took several tries over many long and difficult years.
As opposed to CCJ, where apparently there is no one who cares enough to intervene.

60 CriticalDragon1177  Jan 19, 2015 12:12:42pm

Charles Johnson,

I want to see the Ginger Avenger get into a cat fight with Holly Fisher. ;)

61 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 12:13:11pm
62 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 12:13:48pm

re: #60 CriticalDragon1177

Charles Johnson,

I want to see the Ginger Avenger get into a cat fight with Holly Fisher. ;)

That cat fight has been going on since last night.

63 CriticalDragon1177  Jan 19, 2015 12:13:50pm

re: #11 The Vicious Babushka

LOL!

64 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 12:15:00pm

An amusing hashtag ridiculing Dinesh D’Souza: #aninterestingparallel

65 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 12:15:37pm
66 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:16:34pm

I think this is the first year I haven’t seen that old, debunked “anti-Zionist” MLK meme that I pwn3d Pamela over a few years ago.

Maybe it’s just because I have blocked all these people.

67 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 12:19:24pm

gee…I don’t remember this…oh…wait…didn’t happen:

69 CriticalDragon1177  Jan 19, 2015 12:20:21pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson

70 CriticalDragon1177  Jan 19, 2015 12:22:02pm

re: #66 The Vicious Babushka

I think this is the first year I haven’t seen that old, debunked “anti-Zionist” MLK meme that I pwn3d Pamela over a few years ago.

Maybe it’s just because I have blocked all these people.

Give them time. Its only about twelve o’clock here in California!

71 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 12:22:10pm

I see why the right love her so much….

72 Varek Raith  Jan 19, 2015 12:24:58pm

Go fuck yourself, CCJ.

73 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:25:58pm

re: #70 CriticalDragon1177

Give them time. Its only about twelve o’clock here in California!

74 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 19, 2015 12:26:32pm

Hey, Observer Art!

75 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:27:09pm

I deleted the debunking page from my website after Pamela & her friends were linking to it to “prove” the debunked letter was real. Because Google.

76 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:28:46pm
77 CriticalDragon1177  Jan 19, 2015 12:30:02pm

I just couldn’t help my self, the reincarnation of Joseph McCarthy on Twitter, hasn’t retweeted my tweet, and I mention communism. Why hasn’t he mentioned me? What has the world come to!?

78 A Cranky One  Jan 19, 2015 12:33:02pm

re: #69 CriticalDragon1177

Off course @NRO”. Interesting typo. Works too.

79 freetoken  Jan 19, 2015 12:34:39pm

In the Now-I-Feel-Old category, I just read the news about MacUser going the way of MacWorld - to the magazine graveyard.

I remember when they were new.

We are very far along the path now to total impermanence - the absence of a printed document trail.

Sure, the utopians like to believe that our digital data will last forever, but I think it is more likely that entropy will work on the collective human digital enterprise as it does everything else in the universe, and bits and pieces will be lost, then a major server-farm failure here or there will totally wipe out civilization.

80 Lidane  Jan 19, 2015 12:34:51pm

Chuck is learning an important lesson:

81 ObserverArt  Jan 19, 2015 12:38:14pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hey, Observer Art!

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I’m trying to remember that. Must have driven it out of my mind as a bad memory or something. Damn, that is low!

82 Decatur Deb  Jan 19, 2015 12:38:55pm

re: #79 freetoken

In the Now-I-Feel-Old category, I just read the news about MacUser going the way of MacWorld - to the magazine graveyard.

I remember when they were new.

We are very far along the path now to total impermanence - the absence of a printed document trail.

Sure, the utopians like to believe that our digital data will last forever, but I think it is more likely that entropy will work on the collective human digital enterprise as it does everything else in the universe, and bits and pieces will be lost, then a major server-farm failure here or there will totally wipe out civilization.

OTOH, we’ve still got (literal) tons of receipts for baskets of grain, filed on clay tablets.

83 The War TARDIS  Jan 19, 2015 12:41:04pm

re: #79 freetoken

Or worse, a repeat of the Carrington Event

Studies have shown that a solar storm of this magnitude occurring today would likely cause widespread problems for modern civilization. The solar storm of 2012 was of similar magnitude, but it passed Earth’s orbit without striking the Earth.

84 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:42:29pm
85 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 12:48:40pm

re: #84 The Vicious Babushka

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MLK was in Memphis supporting striking union sanitation workers because that is totally something that a republican would do.

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86 ObserverArt  Jan 19, 2015 12:48:46pm

Okay, all caught up with the latest on Chucky C. So, how much longer will this little dweeb be around, or are we finally seeing the end of his bull?

The world seems to be closing in on him, as we all expected. Judging by his character, his demise will be ugly as he will take down as many people as he can. And with that he will take down himself.

The next big story involving Charles C. Johnson may very well be about him. I hope he hurts no one.

87 #FergusonFireside  Jan 19, 2015 12:50:17pm
88 TedStriker  Jan 19, 2015 12:53:18pm

re: #86 ObserverArt

Okay, all caught up with the latest on Chucky C. So, how much longer will this little dweeb be around, or are we finally seeing the end of his bull?

The world seems to be closing in on him, as we all expected. Judging by his character, his demise will be ugly as he will take down as many people as he can. And with that he will take down himself.

The next big story involving Charles C. Johnson may very well be about him. I hope he hurts no one.

If Chuck were to eat a bullet because his manufactured, contrived “empire” finally crashes down on him and his ego not being able to take a descent into madness, I wouldn’t shed a fucking tear for him.

The only thing that I would wish for in that bleak scenario is that he doesn’t take anyone else with him.

89 Kragar  Jan 19, 2015 12:54:56pm

I see Chuck used the good ole “Thanks for your service” aka “Yeah, you’re a vet, but you can go fuck yourself.”

90 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 12:56:12pm

re: #88 TedStriker

Someone as narcissistic as Chuckles ain’t gonna go down alone.

91 Decatur Deb  Jan 19, 2015 12:57:15pm

Royal Library of Ashurbanipal—30,000 clay tablets comprising c 10,000 documents, many of them overdue 1040s.

en.wikipedia.org

92 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 12:57:15pm

Meanwhile, this happened:

93 A Cranky One  Jan 19, 2015 1:02:45pm

re: #90 Dr Lizardo

Someone as narcissistic as Chuckles ain’t gonna go down alone.

I fear you are correct. UpChuck seems to lack the ability to admit errors or be responsible for his situation. I can see him targeting those who he blames for his problems. Hope those around him are taking precautions.

94 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 1:06:25pm

re: #93 A Cranky One

I fear you are correct. UpChuck seems to lack the ability to admit errors or be responsible for his situation. I can see him targeting those who he blames for his problems. Hope those around him are taking precautions.

As the heat ramps up, he’ll start to feel persecuted and betrayed by his once-loyal followers. When that happens, there’s a tendency to lash out at the ‘persecutors’ or ‘traitors’ responsible for his downfall, or simply for his dreams of a media empire failing to come to pass.

And in Chuckles’ case, he’s got a really big dream of being some kind of kingmaking media mogul.

95 The Vicious Babushka  Jan 19, 2015 1:08:12pm

re: #94 Dr Lizardo

As the heat ramps up, he’ll start to feel persecuted and betrayed by his once-loyal followers. When that happens, there’s a tendency to lash out at the ‘persecutors’ or ‘traitors’ responsible for his downfall, or simply for his dreams of a media empire failing to come to pass.

And in Chuckles’ case, he’s got a really big dream of being some kind of kingmaking media mogul.

It’s inevitable that somebody is going to punch him in the face. Or pie him in the face with a shaving-cream pie.

96 ObserverArt  Jan 19, 2015 1:13:00pm

re: #95 The Vicious Babushka

It’s inevitable that somebody is going to punch him in the face. Or pie him in the face with a shaving-cream pie.

I hope it is something as mild as that. I hope he just gives it all up and disappears and goes back into daily life never to be the internet media mogul or a internet character that everyone has to suffer.

But I keep thinking back to the image of him with the gun. Not good.

97 allegro  Jan 19, 2015 1:19:06pm

re: #96 ObserverArt

I hope it is something as mild as that. I hope he just gives it all up and disappears and goes back into daily life never to be the internet media mogul or a internet character that everyone has to suffer.

But I keep thinking back to the image of him with the gun. Not good.

He’s going to be nuts forever regardless. The fucker ain’t right in the head.

98 Shiplord Kirel  Jan 19, 2015 1:25:59pm

More popcorn! Maybe it’s a trend.
I don’t know why in particular RWNJs would be turning on each other like trapped rats at this point. Possibly they sense the coming demographic apocalypse and want to get a start on staking out a claim to whatever scraps of power will remain to them.

Santorum: You Know That Cruz And Paul Are Really Just ‘Bomb Throwers,’ Right?

With 2016 rumblings abounding, we forgot about Rick Santorum. The former Pennsylvania Senator threw some early punches last week at his potential rivals, calling Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) “bomb throwers,” who had no real accomplishments on their resumes (via NYT):

Discussing Mr. Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor and winner of the 2008 Iowa caucuses, Mr. Santorum raised four policy issues that he said would prompt questions about Mr. Huckabee’s fealty to conservative principles. Mr. Santorum was even harsher when discussing Mr. Paul of Kentucky and Mr. Cruz of Texas, both first-term senators, dismissing them as “bomb throwers” with scant achievements.

Freepers are, er, not taking this well.

99 Justanotherhuman  Jan 19, 2015 1:27:00pm

Welp, I suppose it’s OK if you’re a Tea Party darling. Amirite?

100 A Cranky One  Jan 19, 2015 1:28:16pm

re: #96 ObserverArt


But I keep thinking back to the image of him with the gun. Not good.

Agreed. That’s what scares me about the situation.

I’ve been wondering if his recent quiet period was the result of his wife/in-laws putting their foot down and demanding that he get a real job, or at least start helping financially. The fact that he’s willing to sell his web site so cheaply after trying to build his “brand”, along with his constant pleas for money, suggests he’s desperate for money.

Of course, it could just be that they cut the funds he was using to buy liquor, resulting in less drunk tweeting. Or perhaps they kicked him to the curb, which might explain his sudden interesting in dating sites.

Speculation aside, I worry the situation won’t end well.

101 Justanotherhuman  Jan 19, 2015 1:31:20pm

Meant to add, Upchuck is really digging his own grave there. No doubt he’ll make sure there are plenty out there who will gladly assist him.

Sociopaths eventually alienate everyone.

102 CuriousLurker  Jan 19, 2015 1:35:58pm

Heh.

103 allegro  Jan 19, 2015 1:38:27pm

re: #102 CuriousLurker

Heh.

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I am very much looking forward to his SOTU tomorrow evening. Picked up a nice Riesling while I was out this morning just for the occasion. :D

104 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 1:39:09pm

Surely that guy isn’t that dumb?:

105 Justanotherhuman  Jan 19, 2015 1:39:47pm
106 Dr Lizardo  Jan 19, 2015 1:40:33pm

re: #100 A Cranky One

Agreed. That’s what scares me about the situation.

I’ve been wondering if his recent quiet period was the result of his wife/in-laws putting their foot down and demanding that he get a real job, or at least start helping financially. The fact that he’s willing to sell his web site so cheaply after trying to build his “brand”, along with his constant pleas for money, suggests he’s desperate for money.

Of course, it could just be that they cut the funds he was using to buy liquor, resulting in less drunk tweeting. Or perhaps they kicked him to the curb, which might explain his sudden interesting in dating sites.

Speculation aside, I worry the situation won’t end well.

Might even be some combination of the above. But yeah, his constant cyberbegging tells me he’s hard-up for cash.

107 A Cranky One  Jan 19, 2015 1:40:35pm

re: #103 allegro

I am very much looking forward to his SOTU tomorrow evening. Picked up a nice Riesling while I was out this morning just for the occasion. :D

You’ll be wining during the SOTU? ///

108 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 19, 2015 1:41:55pm

re: #1 The Vicious Babushka

Hobby Lobby Lady is even more insufferable and intolerant than ever before, secure in the knowledge that she is saved and forgiven, unlike teh ghey & the sluts who have teh aborshuns.

She is a real life Betty Bowers.

But she had already found Jesus before she sinned, it’s like buying health insurance before ACA…not a pre-existing condition.

109 allegro  Jan 19, 2015 1:42:12pm

re: #107 A Cranky One

You’ll be wining during the SOTU? ///

Oh yes. :p

110 Dr. Matt  Jan 19, 2015 1:42:45pm
111 cinesimon  Jan 19, 2015 1:43:22pm

“I just want to expose the frauds”.
If that were true, he’d have to expose his penis to America.

112 Charles Johnson  Jan 19, 2015 1:45:01pm

re: #111 cinesimon

Don’t give him any ideas.

113 Justanotherhuman  Jan 19, 2015 1:45:24pm

1h
Canada says special forces came under fire from Islamic State militants in Iraq in past week - @CBCNews
read more on cbc.ca

Canadian Brig.-Gen. Michael Rouleau says no forces were injured in Iraq, stresses exchange of fire does not signal start of combat mission - @RosieBarton
end of alert

114 A Cranky One  Jan 19, 2015 1:46:34pm

re: #111 cinesimon

“I just want to expose the frauds”.
If that were true, he’d have to expose his penis to America.

Brain bleach, stat!

115 Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 19, 2015 1:47:25pm

Now if we could sic CCJ on Bryan Fischer…

116 b.d.  Jan 19, 2015 1:52:59pm

Oh my, you think there is a run on popcorn now?

Pope Francis planning to address joint session of Congress, organizer says

thehill.com

I can’t even begin to imagine all of the splody heads

117 Justanotherhuman  Jan 19, 2015 1:54:41pm

The dignity of the veterans of the civil rights movement compared to their detractors is so clearly superior you can see straight through the universe if you have enough humanity in you. Theirs is the future, not that of the racists, who must sink into depravity to make their point.

118 WhatEVs  Jan 19, 2015 2:01:18pm

re: #116 b.d.

Oh my, you think there is a run on popcorn now?

thehill.com

I can’t even begin to imagine all of the splody heads

ARGH! All those auto play videos. I hate that!

119 Eventual Carrion  Jan 19, 2015 2:04:41pm

re: #116 b.d.

Oh my, you think there is a run on popcorn now?

thehill.com

I can’t even begin to imagine all of the splody heads

It should be cool. The rev. “Jesus failed and I was sent to finish the job” Moon was accepted with open arms.

120 unproven innocence  Jan 19, 2015 2:43:04pm

re: #82 Decatur Deb

OTOH, we’ve still got (literal) tons of receipts for baskets of grain, filed on clay tablets.

I have a few MSoft COTs that have no visible features at all. White on white.

121 Green Alien  Jan 19, 2015 2:55:14pm

Bedroom journalism?

122 Xamichee  Jan 19, 2015 5:09:02pm

So, who are we rooting for, again? Or is it more like a demolition derby situation?

123 meteor  Jan 19, 2015 5:37:31pm

Eeeew. I can’t wait for this guy to mess up and get arrested or sued. Please, Lord, let him get sued.

124 Dark_Falcon  Jan 19, 2015 6:11:04pm

re: #122 Xamichee

So, who are we rooting for, again? Or is it more like a demolition derby situation?

We’re rooting for Holly Fisher, even though she’s nutty, on the grounds that its important to defend women assailed by misogynist creeps like UpChuck.

125 Khal Wimpo  Jan 19, 2015 6:15:01pm

re: #98 Shiplord Kirel

Freepers are, er, not taking this well.

Suffering Christ on a pogo stick. That was some concentrated batshit screeching hatred there. Hard to believe that three years ago, Santorum was their darling little theocratic boy, who would save them all from De Eebil RINOs Romney. They forgot about that when Romney got the nom, all lined up behind Willard, and then hate him the second he lost.

I swearta FSM, the RWNJs remind me of the hero in Memento. They have no memory further back than a few minutes into the past (or to the last commercial break on Faux News).

126 Khal Wimpo  Jan 19, 2015 6:19:05pm

re: #124 Dark_Falcon

We’re rooting for Holly Fisher, even though she’s nutty, on the grounds that its important to defend women assailed by misogynist creeps like UpChuck.

I agree. She’s odious, shallow & smug, but principles are principles. You don’t pry into someone’s marriage until it becomes relevant to a situation (say, when you tell the press that you’re hiking the Appalachian Trail when you’re really playing hooky to fly down & knock boots with your sidepiece).

127 electrotek  Jan 19, 2015 6:22:39pm

So how many of those wingnuts now want her stoned to death for committing adultery? For all the whining Chuck does about the treatment of women in Islam, he sure has no problem being a disrespectful hack to women when it suits them.

What is it with wingnuts who are afraid to admit they are just as misogynistic as the militant Islamists they despise?

128 electrotek  Jan 19, 2015 6:24:59pm

re: #124 Dark_Falcon

So would you come to the defense of Sarah Palin?

On a serious note, I’m torn honestly. On one end this would be a personal matter between her and her husband (even though I have absolutely no respect for any party that engages in adultery), but she did make her entire persona out to be a God-fearing Bible-carrying Christian girl and had no problem demonizing liberals when it suited her, so can one infer that the chickens have come to roost in her case?

You know as they say about those that bark the loudest.

What a trainwreck of Biblical proportions this is.

129 cinesimon  Jan 19, 2015 8:16:12pm

re: #124 Dark_Falcon

Are “we”?
I hope not.
Of course Chuck is yet again attacking a woman for no good reason but to pump his own infamy, but she cheers it on when it happens to people she disagrees with politically. She deserves everything she gets. She more than asked for it.

130 electrotek  Jan 19, 2015 8:42:25pm

re: #129 cinesimon

Are “we”?
I hope not.
Of course Chuck is yet again attacking a woman for no good reason but to pump his own infamy, but she cheers it on when it happens to people she disagrees with politically. She deserves everything she gets. She more than asked for it.

Pretty much. I’m not gonna lie when I say I enjoy when hypocritical holier-than-thou folks get a taste of their own medicine. If you dish it you better take it.

131 BadExampleMan  Jan 20, 2015 3:44:33am

re: #5 Skip Intro

Someday, someone is going to seek UpChuck out and punch him in the face, gun or no gun.

BREAKING: My nose! Ow ow ow!

Now for THAT video, I would give upChuck the click.

132 No Country For Old Haters  Jan 20, 2015 10:36:32am

re: #127 electrotek

So how many of those wingnuts now want her stoned to death for committing adultery? For all the whining Chuck does about the treatment of women in Islam, he sure has no problem being a disrespectful hack to women when it suits them.

What is it with wingnuts who are afraid to admit they are just as misogynistic as the militant Islamists they despise?

It would destroy their self-image as heroes if they realize that they’re just the other side of the far-right-wing religious-extremist coin. Conservatism is all about fantasy role-playing. It’s made up of right-wing grifters and their willfully-ignorant marks. If they admit that they’re just like the Islamic extremists, they’d have to acknowledge that they’re awful people.


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