Hilarious! Jon Stewart on Senator Dunghands Von Fecalfingers
A grande turdaccino, please
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Justanotherhuman Feb 5, 2015 3:17:09pm |
I repeat, Tillis is an idiot. If the Kochs and others of that ilk didn’t tell him what to say, he’d be speechless.
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OhNoZombies! Feb 5, 2015 3:27:53pm |
Don’t shake his hand, and for goodness sakes, don’t let him kiss your babies!
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jaunte Feb 5, 2015 3:28:51pm |
@BRios82 @Bipartisanism Sooner or later they will forcibly nuder you in the name of overpopulation or sterilization. Good luck with that.
— Abel Ruiz (@Melusethia) February 5, 2015
But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.
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Gus Feb 5, 2015 3:29:49pm |
Moron.
Obama compares the evil in the Muslim religion to the Crusades?? Really. He needs a history lesson on what the… http://t.co/1nx3mijkUU— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) February 5, 2015
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Blind Frog Belly White Feb 5, 2015 3:31:12pm |
re: #5 jaunte
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But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.
Nudering is to remove another’s clothing.
You know, because in the process, they get nuder.
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jaunte Feb 5, 2015 3:31:59pm |
re: #7 Blind Frog Belly White
Seems just as likely to lead to overpopulation than not.
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Justanotherhuman Feb 5, 2015 3:34:40pm |
Get ready for some schlock with very bad acting…
Cinedigm signs 12-picture, 3-year deal with ‘Sharknado’ creators Asylum - @TheWrap
read more on thewrap.com
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Blind Frog Belly White Feb 5, 2015 3:35:09pm |
re: #8 jaunte
Seems just as likely to lead to overpopulation than not.
Having been in the men’s locker room at the gym, I’d have thought otherwise, but apparently there’s no accounting for taste, although there is Accounting For Dummies.
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makeitstop Feb 5, 2015 3:35:47pm |
re: #5 jaunte
Sooner or later they will forcibly nuder you in the name of overpopulation or sterilization. Good luck with that.
‘Nuder’ = make him more naked?
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Blind Frog Belly White Feb 5, 2015 3:36:50pm |
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Backwoods_Sleuth Feb 5, 2015 3:42:08pm |
Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!
@geekgirldiva @Olivianuzzi you mean like how it was on her Pinterest? I make one mistake and get hundreds of stories right. Educate yourself
— Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) February 5, 2015
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Backwoods_Sleuth Feb 5, 2015 3:43:03pm |
re: #5 jaunte
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But first they’ll try to make yuh larn to spel.
It’s winter here…I so do not want to be nudered until summer.
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Justanotherhuman Feb 5, 2015 3:43:05pm |
This is a good thing. And no, it won’t lead to “designer babies”. It gives children who would otherwise succumb to mitochondrial disease a fighting chance at a a full life.
MPs say yes to three-person babies
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klys (maker of Silmarils) Feb 5, 2015 3:47:25pm |
re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth
Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!
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Besides, I’m pretty sure it was on her Facebook page…
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Blind Frog Belly White Feb 5, 2015 3:48:33pm |
re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth
Hundreds of stories. HUNDREDS!!11!!
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Yeah, but we also know that ‘I make ONE mistake!’ is also not true.
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ObserverArt Feb 5, 2015 3:49:35pm |
re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth
It’s winter here…I so do not want to be nudered until summer.
I don’t want to be nudered…EVER!
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GlutenFreeJesus Feb 5, 2015 3:49:58pm |
re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth
One mistake. Like Tom Brokaw who is now his target? Ya. ChuckyPoo isn’t a hypocritical douchebag or anything.
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Higgs Boson's Mate Feb 5, 2015 3:50:38pm |
re: #9 Justanotherhuman
Get ready for some schlock with very bad acting…
Cinedigm signs 12-picture, 3-year deal with ‘Sharknado’ creators Asylum - @TheWrap
read more on thewrap.com
I thought that the Sharknado movies were hilarious take offs of the over the top disaster movies of bygone years. My taste in movies is, however, questionable because I tend to avoid anything labeled as “serious” or “moving.” Life is serious and moving enough.
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nines09 Feb 5, 2015 3:50:42pm |
“I’l take a #2 to go.” Will that be with, or without? “With or without what?” The server either washed his or her hands, ergo, with, or without when they did not. “Huh?”
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Higgs Boson's Mate Feb 5, 2015 3:52:14pm |
re: #21 nines09
“I’l take a #2 to go.” Will that be with, or without? “With or without what?” The server either washed his or her hands, ergo, with, or without when they did not. “Huh?”
Washed hands will cost an extra buck in the free market paradise.
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Bubblehead II Feb 5, 2015 3:52:57pm |
Beware the self aware printer.
Feeling a bit unsecure? #WifeFi http://t.co/CYkOaVNgx2
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) February 5, 2015
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Bubblehead II Feb 5, 2015 3:54:33pm |
re: #22 Higgs Boson’s Mate
Washed hands will cost an extra buck in the free market paradise.
But certified clean washed hands will be $5.00.
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b.d. Feb 5, 2015 3:55:01pm |
A GOP senator who doesn’t think they should raise minimum wage is telling those same minimum wage people they don’t have to wash their hands before handling his food?
What on earth could possibly go wrong?
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b.d. Feb 5, 2015 3:56:33pm |
re: #6 Gus
Moron.
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I haven’t heard of Kevin Sorbo since the last time he made an ass of himself on Twitter
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Higgs Boson's Mate Feb 5, 2015 3:56:59pm |
re: #25 b.d.
A GOP senator who doesn’t think they should raise minimum wage is telling those same minimum wage people they don’t have to wash their hands before handling his food?
What on earth could possibly go wrong?
He’s known as Senator Special Sauce in every restaurant he frequents.
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