Watch Live: CPAC 2015, Festival of Lunacy, Day 1

The annual gathering of the loons
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This year, once again, CPAC has banned gay conservative group GOProud from attending, while accepting the sponsorship of a white nationalist hate group, so nothing has changed. But then, that’s the whole point of being a conservative, isn’t it?

I went to their website to check the schedule, but here’s what appears when you click the “Agenda” tab:

Ace web programmers!

But here’s the lineup for today (some of these loons have already ranted as I write this):

Thursday (ET)

8:40a - Dr. Ben Carson
9:00a - Sen. Mike Lee (Utah)
1:00p - Gov. Chris Christie (NJ)
1:20p - Carly Fiorina
1:40p - Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas)
5:00p - Gov. Scott Walker (Wisconsin)
5:20p - Gov. Bobby Jindal (Louisiana)
5:40p - Gov. Sarah Palin (Alaska)

UPDATE at 2/26/15 11:48:07 am by Charles Johnson

Some photos:

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214 comments

1 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:39:31am

Another year, another year for conservatives to tell us that they’re the most persecuted people in this country. Meanwhile Washington’s rent boys gear up for another year of sexually repressed conservative clients.

2 EPR-radar  Feb 26, 2015 11:40:01am

It is amusing when anyone tries to pretend that these idiots aren’t who they are voting for when they vote Republican.

3 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 11:40:05am
4 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 11:40:52am
5 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:03am

re: #2 EPR-radar

It is amusing when anyone tries to pretend that these idiots aren’t who they are voting for when they vote Republican.

I’m a fiscal conservative.//

6 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:16am

re: #4 Lidane

7 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:40am

MAKED CLISTEN!

8 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:40am

It’s the net neutrality affecting CPAC by not having their agenda available.

Of course, this ignores that their agenda was heavy on propaganda and light on facts, so it would have no problem being transmitted at 300 baud in under a millisecond.
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BTW, is it just me or is Matt Drudge going heavy in to religious imagery in his tweets of late?

Dude’s not quite right in the head either.

9 Justanotherhuman  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:43am

Saving the best-worst for later? Walker, Jindal and Palin?

Maybe I can get a nap in. : )

10 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 11:41:48am

re: #3 jaunte

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Jesus is a pancake.

11 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 11:42:04am

re: #3 jaunte

Watch those eyes buddy.

12 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 11:42:04am

I don’t know why that photo doesn’t display right. It looks fine on Twitter.

13 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:42:08am

re: #3 jaunte

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Original. A conservative mocking Muslims. Gee he’s so courageous.//

14 Justanotherhuman  Feb 26, 2015 11:42:15am

re: #4 Lidane

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The Idiot Right.

15 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 11:43:27am

re: #8 lawhawk

It’s the net neutrality affecting CPAC by not having their agenda available.

Of course, this ignores that their agenda was heavy on propaganda and light on facts, so it would have no problem being transmitted at 300 baud in under a millisecond.
///

BTW, is it just me or is Matt Drudge going heavy in to religious imagery in his tweets of late?

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Dude’s not quite right in the head either.

Drudge has been saved from having to cough up payola to the cable companies, not that he is going to show any gratitude.

16 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 11:43:46am

re: #4 Lidane

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Looks like the Duck Dynasty wannabe has his blankie in his backpack.

17 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 11:43:46am

re: #7 jaunte

Cups? Who does he think he is? Anna Kendrick would know what to do with those…

But what the frack are the sponges for?

18 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 11:44:26am

re: #8 lawhawk

It’s the net neutrality affecting CPAC by not having their agenda available.

Of course, this ignores that their agenda was heavy on propaganda and light on facts, so it would have no problem being transmitted at 300 baud in under a millisecond.
///

BTW, is it just me or is Matt Drudge going heavy in to religious imagery in his tweets of late?

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Dude’s not quite right in the head either.

Man knows his audience. The ones that can read, at any rate.

19 Kid A  Feb 26, 2015 11:44:43am

And not a black guest in attendance.

20 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 11:44:46am

re: #17 lawhawk

Blue and purple: maybe a reference to “moderate and liberal spongers.”

21 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 11:44:49am

re: #9 Justanotherhuman

Saving the best-worst for later? Walker, Jindal and Palin?

Maybe I can get a nap in. : )

The evening will end with a refreshing serving of crisp word salad as only the half governor can deliver.

22 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 11:45:07am
23 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:46:36am

re: #22 Lidane

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That’s because Obamacare is the conservative alternative. These fools hate Obama so much that they would just as soon screw millions of people out of their health insurance simply they hate Obama more than anything else.

24 The Mother Of All Pies  Feb 26, 2015 11:48:25am
25 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 11:48:45am
26 Justanotherhuman  Feb 26, 2015 11:48:46am

re: #21 aagcobb

If those 3 are considered relevant Republican “stars”, then I have to ask, What universe?

27 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:49:32am

re: #25 Lidane

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Really Obama teleprompter jokes? Gee that’s original guys.

28 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 11:50:30am

re: #22 Lidane

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We already know what the GOP alternative is for the poor and people with pre-existing conditions: “Die already!”

29 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Feb 26, 2015 11:51:26am

re: #17 lawhawk

Cups? Who does he think he is? Anna Kendrick would know what to do with those…

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But what the frack are the sponges for?

to clean up the spills after playing beer pong, of course…

30 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 11:51:42am

re: #27 HappyWarrior

Really Obama teleprompter jokes? Gee that’s original guys.

What will they do for jokes when they don’t have Obama to kick around anymore?

31 Justanotherhuman  Feb 26, 2015 11:52:25am

re: #30 aagcobb

They can always turn more on each other…

32 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Feb 26, 2015 11:52:41am

re: #30 aagcobb

What will they do for jokes when they don’t have Obama to kick around anymore?

I am surprised that they have been directing so little of their venom and vitriol at Hillary.

33 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 11:52:44am

re: #30 aagcobb

What will they do for jokes when they don’t have Obama to kick around anymore?

The next Democratic President, whoever she is?

34 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:53:28am

re: #30 aagcobb

What will they do for jokes when they don’t have Obama to kick around anymore?

Good question.

35 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:53:45am

re: #32 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I am surprised that they have been directing so little of their venom and vitriol at Hillary.

Saving it I imagine.

36 missliberties  Feb 26, 2015 11:53:49am

Which reminds me what do ISIS and the religious right have in common. They both hate the US govt and Obama and spew rabid irrational ignorance to bring more cult followers into the fold.

37 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:54:15am

re: #36 missliberties

Which reminds me what do ISIS and the religious right have in common. They both hate the US govt and Obama and spew rabid irrational ignorance to bring more cult followers into the fold.

It’s a shared hatred of modernity.

38 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 11:55:11am

re: #27 HappyWarrior

Really Obama teleprompter jokes? Gee that’s original guys.

Conservative values: familiarity over originality.

39 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:55:48am

re: #38 jaunte

Conservative values: familiarity over originality.

Hey did you hear that Jimmy Carter sucks.//

40 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Feb 26, 2015 11:55:53am

re: #38 jaunte

Conservative values: familiarity over originality.

It shows how much more they love America then any of us do.

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41 piratedan  Feb 26, 2015 11:55:55am

re: #8 lawhawk

whereas Drudge’s idiocy is readily apparent every damn day….

42 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 11:55:59am

Oteleprompter hurr durr.

43 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 11:56:03am

Meanwhile…

44 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 11:56:34am
45 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 11:57:13am

re: #44 Kragar

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Idiot.

46 Justanotherhuman  Feb 26, 2015 11:57:19am

BBL.

47 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 11:57:20am

48 missliberties  Feb 26, 2015 11:57:53am

re: #37 HappyWarrior

It’s a shared hatred of modernity.

Also fear of change. They feed on fear.

49 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 11:59:15am

How did the teleprompter thing get started? Is it because these idiots are convinced W and Reagan never used a teleprompter? Because they sure as hell did.

I guess when you’re angry that Obama’s been one of the cleanest POTUSes in years, you’ll grasp at anything to demonize him.

50 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:01:15pm

re: #44 Kragar

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Lol.

51 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:02:00pm

re: #49 Mattand

How did the teleprompter thing get started? Is it because these idiots are convinced W and Reagan never used a teleprompter? Because they sure as hell did.

I guess when you’re angry that Obama’s been one of the cleanest POTUSes in years, you’ll grasp at anything to demonize him.

It was Sarah Palin at the RNC. The claim was that the teleprompter stopped working during her speech and it didn’t make any difference. But Obama always needs a teleprompter to orate…

52 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:02:11pm

LLAMA CHASE

Video

53 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 12:02:25pm

re: #49 Mattand

It’s part of the stupid, incompetent, black president meme, which is carried simultaneously with the scheming, crafty, megalomaniacal tyrant meme.

54 Mike Lamb  Feb 26, 2015 12:02:46pm

re: #8 lawhawk

And what chapter/verse discussed the internet? That was the Book of Gore, no?

55 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 12:03:31pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was Sarah Palin at the RNC. The claim was that the teleprompter stopped working during her speech and it didn’t make any difference. But Obama always needs a teleprompter to orate…

Which is hilarious coming from her who later needed to write “tax cuts” on her hand when giving a pep speech to conservative voters.

56 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 12:04:29pm

Maybe not worth Paging, but has anyone else gotten wind of the alleged ammunition ban on cartridges for the AR-15? It’s the same exact cartridge type (steel core) that has been banned at many major shooting ranges for a long time. Yes that design is armor piercing, and a heck of a fire hazard shot outdoors in dry conditions.

Copper jacketed or copper plated lead bullets in the same cartridge are not restricted.

10% truth 90 % bullshit in the RW web zones.

57 The Mother Of All Pies  Feb 26, 2015 12:04:38pm

It seems he has committed suicide==>

58 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 12:04:44pm

Those scoffllaw llamas aren’t stopping despite the terrifying alarms.

59 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:04:49pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

60 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 12:05:06pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

LLAMA CHASE

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OMG it’s live! lol.

61 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:05:17pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

62 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 12:06:46pm

The people at CPAC are going to be busy.

63 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Feb 26, 2015 12:07:24pm

Hmmm.. Haven’t seen any Open Carry nut jobs roaming around in any pics. Anyone know if Open Carry is allowed inside the venue? Would be extremely and ironically funny if firearms were not allowed inside.

64 jaunte  Feb 26, 2015 12:08:17pm

This is a situation that calls for some nice quiet horses and lassos.

65 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:08:43pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

LLAMA CHASE

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Maybe we could arrange for an air-drop of LLAMAs at CPAC. It would at least provide some entertainment value.

RBS

66 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 12:09:21pm

Is the CPAC Comedy video ever actually going to play???

It’s been loading for 10 minutes.

Has it worked for anyone, or has the new net neutrality laws already taken hold of the Repubs and knocked them offline?

67 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:09:24pm

re: #62 Tigger2

The people at CPACs are going to be busy.

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Add that to the list of jobs I won’t consider doing….

RBS

68 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:09:42pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

Heh.

69 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 12:10:23pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was Sarah Palin at the RNC. The claim was that the teleprompter stopped working during her speech and it didn’t make any difference. But Obama always needs a teleprompter to orate…

OMG, I just had about 391 jokes flash before my eyes, Terminator style, before my OS locked up and kernel panicked.

That woman is fucking insane. I’m stating the obvious here, but she’s right about one thing: she doesn’t need a teleprompter to showcase here stupidity.

70 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:10:50pm
71 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:10:57pm

re: #62 Tigger2

72 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 12:11:02pm

re: #66 ObserverArt

Is the CPAC Comedy video ever actually going to play???

It’s been loading for 10 minutes.

Has it worked for anyone, or has the new net neutrality laws already taken hold of the Repubs and knocked them offline?

PHOTOSHOP!!!!

73 Jenner7  Feb 26, 2015 12:11:04pm
74 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:11:42pm

I know the area where these llamas are!

75 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 12:11:44pm

re: #73 Jenner7

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I thought their problem with Obama was that he wanted to transform Obama.

76 Dr. Matt  Feb 26, 2015 12:11:50pm
77 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 12:12:01pm

re: #71 Varek Raith

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Video

Team Fortress 2 videos always get an upding.

78 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 12:12:21pm

re: #44 Kragar

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There goes Pops Brainfart. lol

79 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 12:12:46pm

re: #3 jaunte

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Love to step up to that guy with a shirt that says Jesus is Pat Robertsons Bitch

80 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 12:12:48pm

81 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 12:14:02pm
82 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 12:14:32pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Meanwhile…

All that stuff from @dickc about cracking down on stalkers and harassers was obviously bullshit.

You were supposed to have forgotten about all that by now. Damn…so hard to appease. /

83 CuriousLurker  Feb 26, 2015 12:15:33pm

OT Drive-by
For the avid readers out there, over on the SCOUTS Blog I just saw this review of a new book about the legacy of Justice Ginsburg:

Book review: Law professor, feminist, and jurist extraordinaire

Legacy opens with chapters on Ginsburg’s career as a law professor and litigator for women’s rights, and continues with two sections on her judicial opinions, the first on rights, the second on governmental structure and procedure. Additionally, there is a section titled “The Jurist” with essays that step back to assess Ginsburg’s work as a whole and her personality, what Dodson calls “temperament.” Of these essays, my favorite was the last one, Dahlia Lithwick’s Fire and Ice: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Least Likely Firebrand. Without jargon or rhetoric, Lithwick gives the best account I have read of Ginsburg’s feminism, capturing the paradox of how this cautious, canny, and scholarly lawyer played so large a part in the achievements of a culture-changing women’s movement. […]

I didn’t know she was from Brooklyn. She was beautiful when she was young.

BTW, the Kindle edition is out also.

84 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:16:01pm

Llama’s got mad skillz.

85 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:16:28pm
86 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 12:17:05pm

Pet peeve: When recruiters and potential employers say they’re going to do something and don’t. I’ve had four different recruiters call me this week about potential work. Four different phone screens that went well. All four of them said they would have more information to me in 24 hours. Only one of the recruiters has followed through, and she and I have a follow-up conversation tomorrow.

87 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:17:53pm
88 Mattand  Feb 26, 2015 12:18:24pm

Another OT, from the Kevin Bacon “Remain Calm! All is well!!!” Department:

Christie: Transportation fund ‘not a crisis at the moment’

One of CPAC’s best and brightest hasn’t driven down Route 70 lately.

89 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:20:21pm
90 Jenner7  Feb 26, 2015 12:20:38pm

Ha!

91 Jenner7  Feb 26, 2015 12:21:40pm

Oh my god, Shep is on it on Fox. lol Wow, that’s some great reporting Shep!

92 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:21:46pm

Got one.

93 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 12:21:59pm

Romney and McCain waiting to get invited to CPAC.

94 Lidane  Feb 26, 2015 12:22:58pm
95 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:23:39pm
96 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 12:24:15pm

Whitey is just resting up.

97 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:24:31pm
98 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:25:59pm
99 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:26:01pm

Trollama.

100 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:26:31pm

re: #88 Mattand

101 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 12:27:26pm

bummer.

102 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 12:27:38pm

Hoofs Up Don’t Shoot!

103 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:27:46pm

Busted.

104 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:27:48pm

re: #95 Kragar

In Sun City (AZ) no less…

Oh the horror. Oh the humanity. Oh the llamas!

105 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:28:28pm
106 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:29:04pm

Lol, look at him/her wag its’ tail.

107 Skip Intro  Feb 26, 2015 12:29:22pm

Somebody wants attention.

Ann Coulter Believes Americans Should Fear ‘Illegal Immigrants’ More Than ISIS

huffingtonpost.com

108 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:29:25pm
109 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:29:57pm

re: #107 Skip Intro

Somebody wants attention.

Ann Coulter Believes Americans Should Fear ‘Illegal Immigrants’ More Than ISIS

huffingtonpost.com

It’s clear we should fear the llama.

110 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:30:20pm
111 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:30:56pm

Carly will have the demon llama ad out shortly.

Followed by a suit from Disney.
//

112 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:30:59pm
113 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:31:33pm

I am most amused.

114 Skip Intro  Feb 26, 2015 12:32:47pm

re: #109 Varek Raith

It’s clear we should fear the llama.

The important thing here is fear. We should fear everything, just like the GOP does.

115 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 12:32:49pm

re: #107 Skip Intro

Somebody wants attention.

Ann Coulter Believes Americans Should Fear ‘Illegal Immigrants’ More Than ISIS

huffingtonpost.com

Ann should be worried. John Derbyshire is an illegal immigrant and he might take her job.//

116 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:05pm
117 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:05pm
118 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:15pm

The one-l lama,
He’s a priest.
The two-l llama,
He’s a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn’t any
Three-l lllama.*

— Ogden Nash

*The author’s attention has been called to a type of conflagration known
as a three-alarmer. Pooh.

119 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:27pm
120 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:42pm

re: #116 #FergusonFireside

Two legs bad. Four legs good!

;)

121 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:33:57pm
122 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:35:49pm

re: #121 Kragar

And their surrealist religious leader is the Dalí Llama?

123 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:35:59pm
124 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:38:06pm
125 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:38:23pm
126 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:39:04pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!

127 Varek Raith  Feb 26, 2015 12:40:23pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL!!!

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Slow news day.

128 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:40:31pm

That would be the black llama. The white llama was safely recovered without further injury or harm done.

Don’t llasso me bro. /

129 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:41:03pm

re: #127 Varek Raith

Slow news day.

Are they all reporting from CPAC? /

130 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 26, 2015 12:41:05pm

re: #128 lawhawk

so the black llama was effectively lynched? //

131 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Feb 26, 2015 12:41:35pm

re: #130 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

so the black llama was effectively lynched? //

Those hooves are LETHAL WEAPONS!!!

132 Slap  Feb 26, 2015 12:42:11pm

re: #121 Kragar

Don’t forget Fernando!

(“You lllook mahvellous, dahling….)

133 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:42:34pm

re: #128 lawhawk

That would be the black llama. The white llama was safely recovered without further injury or harm done.

Don’t llasso me bro. /

I recall reading somewhere (or it was a folk tale) that lassoing llamas by the neck was not a good thing; e.g. you could pop their heads off if you pulled too hard.
//

134 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Feb 26, 2015 12:42:38pm

I turn away for a few minutes to do something like work and I come back to find Twitters all about llamas.

135 Saint Stephen  Feb 26, 2015 12:43:38pm

Don’t think I could actually stand to watch CPAC live. I’ll wait ‘til later so I can just see the “highlights.”

136 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 12:43:42pm

re: #134 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

I turn away for a few minutes to do something like work and I come back to find Twitters all about llamas.

The former managers of Twitter have been sacked and llamas brought in at the last minute at great expense.
:D

137 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:43:59pm

re: #134 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

I turn away for a few minutes to do something like work and I come back to find Twitters all about llamas.

I blame Obama. Anything to take attention off CPAC’s cavalcade of crazy.

138 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Feb 26, 2015 12:44:52pm

re: #75 HappyWarrior

I thought their problem with Obama was that he wanted to transform Obama.

They want to retransform America back to the days before Obama transformed it from the way it was transformed.

139 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:45:06pm
140 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:45:13pm

re: #136 Feline Fearless Leader

Those who have sacked have themselves been sacked. /signed the Møøse

141 sizzzzlerz  Feb 26, 2015 12:45:48pm

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & “RALPH” The Wonder Llama Producer MARK FORSTATER Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MIKE Q. LLAMA III SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX Directed By 40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA) REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

142 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 26, 2015 12:46:46pm

My son just told me that Pat Robertson says that net neutrality is socialism. Just as keeping a tax in place has become raising taxes so not letting the megacorps collect rents on every fucking thing in the world has become socialism.

143 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 12:46:54pm
144 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:47:43pm
145 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Feb 26, 2015 12:48:51pm

And guanacos go unmentioned…typical.

146 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:48:56pm

re: #143 Charles Johnson

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Would be very cool if the llamas squeeze out through the opening in the back of the trailer in another bid for FREEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!

147 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:49:06pm
148 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 12:49:26pm

I wonder if O’Reilly is on his way to the Llama war zone.

149 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Feb 26, 2015 12:49:34pm

re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth

Would be very cool if the llamas squeeze out through the opening in the back of the trailer in another bid for FREEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!

They have been tasered into submission.

150 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:49:46pm

Will no one teach those llamas about bootstraps???

151 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 26, 2015 12:49:51pm

re: #135 Saint Stephen

Don’t think I could actually stand to watch CPAC live. I’ll wait ‘til later so I can just see the “highlights.”

Your IQ will thank you for that.

152 Jenner7  Feb 26, 2015 12:50:06pm
153 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:50:46pm
154 Shiplord Kirel  Feb 26, 2015 12:51:56pm

re: #87 Kragar

Are Llamas roaming the streets part of Obama’s Alpacalypse that you keep saying is coming any day now?

Osama bin Llama!

155 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:52:15pm

Fucking winter. How does it work? Or how come these idiots (and I’m being charitable here) ignore the global part in global warming. So while the East Coast continues to be colder than normal, the rest of the world is much warmer than normal. And global temps keep increasing.

156 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 12:53:05pm

re: #154 Shiplord Kirel

You don’t know the power of the dark side of the llama. /Darth Llamous

157 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 12:53:11pm

re: #155 lawhawk

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Fucking winter. How does it work? Or how come these idiots (and I’m being charitable here) ignore the global part in global warming. So while the East Coast continues to be colder than normal, the rest of the world is much warmer than normal. And global temps keep increasing.

Inholfe: Too stupid for kindergarten.

158 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 12:53:40pm

re: #156 lawhawk

You don’t know the power of the dark side of the llama. /Darth Llamous

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a llama.

159 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 12:53:55pm

Llama Dark Thirty

160 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:54:36pm

re: #155 lawhawk

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Fucking winter. How does it work? Or how come these idiots (and I’m being charitable here) ignore the global part in global warming. So while the East Coast continues to be colder than normal, the rest of the world is much warmer than normal. And global temps keep increasing.

Because ‘Merica Exceptional!!!! If it’s not happening here, it doesn’t matter!!!!

RBS

161 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 12:54:45pm

re: #139 Kragar

First we get the #NetNeutrality then we get the Llamas. They warned us about this. #llamas

Unlless you pay the big bucks, the ‘net will now be alll llamas alll the time!

(And from here on out everyone willl need to add an extra ”ll” to every word that has an ‘ll’ in it!)

162 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 12:54:46pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

Llama Dark Thirty

I love the smell of llama in the morning.

163 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:55:49pm

Twin bill…. Treasure of the Sierra Llamas and The Maltese Llama

RBS

164 HappyWarrior  Feb 26, 2015 12:57:15pm

The Llamafather.

Llamafellas

Llamaface.

165 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:57:23pm

How about Lorenzo Lamas as crime-fighting Gaucho, riding the country with his Llama fighting evil.

RBS

166 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 12:57:32pm
167 A Cranky One  Feb 26, 2015 12:57:55pm

re: #17 lawhawk

Cups? Who does he think he is? Anna Kendrick would know what to do with those…

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But what the frack are the sponges for?

To clean up the drool. Duh. ;)

168 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 12:58:27pm

re: #161 ObserverArt

Unlless you pay the big bucks, the ‘net will now be alll llamas alll the time!

(And from here on out everyone willl need to add an extra “ll” to every word that has an ‘ll’ in it!)

I see what you did there….

RBS

169 blueraven  Feb 26, 2015 12:59:44pm

Meanwhile, in D.C.

Senate panel votes to confirm Loretta Lynch as attorney general

By a vote of 12 to 8, the committee approved the nomination of Lynch, the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of New York, as the first African American woman to take the reins of the Justice Department. Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. announced in September that he would step down as soon as the Senate approved a new nominee.

Sens. Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah), Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) and Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) voted with the committee’s nine Democrats to approve Lynch’s nomination.

A vote on the Senate floor could come as early as next week. With the change in Senate rules in 2013, only a simple majority is needed to stop a Republican filibuster and confirm Lynch. Assuming all Democrats vote in her favor, she needs the support of only four Republicans on the Senate floor to secure a majority.

170 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:00:08pm
171 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:00:10pm
172 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:00:15pm

re: #166 Kragar

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He’s still waiting for David Corn to pay attention to him:

The silence is deafening.

173 Dr. Matt  Feb 26, 2015 1:00:21pm

Llama movie classics:

Llamablanca
Gone with the Llama
The Wizard of Llama
A Llama Named Desire
From Russia With Llama

174 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:01:08pm
175 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:01:22pm
176 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 1:01:29pm

Llama of the Mohicans
Alpaca In the Sun

177 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 1:01:32pm

re: #168 RealityBasedSteve

I see what you did there….

RBS

Imma gon’ bllame it alll on the llamas!

178 piratedan  Feb 26, 2015 1:02:17pm

re: #155 lawhawk

says the bagman for former Senator Ensign…..

179 Dr Lizardo  Feb 26, 2015 1:02:23pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

Llama Dark Thirty

The Dark Llama/The Dark Llama Rises.

Llamatown.

The Llamadook.

180 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:03:10pm
181 Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 26, 2015 1:03:42pm

Confessions of Teenage Llama Queen

182 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:03:52pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

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Hope he got frostbite on his fingers.

183 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:03:58pm
184 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 1:04:08pm

#LlamasInTheMovies
LLamas That Stare At Goats

185 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Feb 26, 2015 1:05:05pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

Bring on the meteor

186 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:05:24pm
187 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Feb 26, 2015 1:05:38pm

State Department Insider: “32 States Prepared to Declare Independence”

By MONEY MORNING STAFF REPORTS - 2/26/2015

A State Department Insider has come forward to release an almost entirely new map of America.

It reveals 32 states across the country rapidly moving towards independence.

And shows a movement that’s already freed millions of Americans from ever having to look to Washington for help again.

In Carroll County, Ohio, it’s even turned one of every 50 residents into millionaires.

Now one of the nation’s leading evangelists in this field believes every American has the right to benefit from this event.

He’s sharing where the revolution will start… and how you can profit no matter where you live or how much you have in the bank.

i believe the word has gone wide about the sucker oversupply hereabouts

188 EPR-radar  Feb 26, 2015 1:06:00pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

Inhofe is invincibly ignorant.

For the record, this knuckle-dragging oxygen thief is Chair of the Senate Environment Committee.

189 Mike Lamb  Feb 26, 2015 1:06:45pm

re: #166 Kragar

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Just the black one’s parents…

190 Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 26, 2015 1:07:21pm

Silence of the Llamas.

191 Ace-o-aces  Feb 26, 2015 1:08:31pm
192 Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 26, 2015 1:08:34pm

re: #181 Eclectic Cyborg

Confessions of Teenage Llama Queen

I Was A Teenage Werellama

193 nines09  Feb 26, 2015 1:09:05pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

That snowball is probably smarter at a molecular level than the moron holding it.

194 Dr Lizardo  Feb 26, 2015 1:09:10pm

re: #187 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

State Department Insider: “32 States Prepared to Declare Independence”

By MONEY MORNING STAFF REPORTS - 2/26/2015

A State Department Insider has come forward to release an almost entirely new map of America.

It reveals 32 states across the country rapidly moving towards independence.

And shows a movement that’s already freed millions of Americans from ever having to look to Washington for help again.

In Carroll County, Ohio, it’s even turned one of every 50 residents into millionaires.

Now one of the nation’s leading evangelists in this field believes every American has the right to benefit from this event.

He’s sharing where the revolution will start… and how you can profit no matter where you live or how much you have in the bank.

i believe the word has gone wide about the sucker oversupply hereabouts

Now yours for only three easy payments of $49.95! Act now and we’ll throw in a free Gadsen flag!!

*headdesk*

195 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:09:16pm
196 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 1:09:35pm
197 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 1:10:04pm

re: #191 Ace-o-aces

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When it melts then that will be proof of global warming.

198 Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 26, 2015 1:10:08pm

re: #194 Dr Lizardo

Now yours for only three easy payments of $49.95! Act now and we’ll throw in a free Gadsen flag!!

*headdesk*

Millions are abdicating their responsibilities as American Citizens using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!

199 Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 26, 2015 1:10:29pm

re: #196 lawhawk

Oh internet, how I love you.

200 RealityBasedSteve  Feb 26, 2015 1:11:18pm

Hulu is running really really slow today… Speedtest is showing that everything is normal at my end. Darn Obama-Net.

RBS

201 dharmamark  Feb 26, 2015 1:11:34pm

re: #161 ObserverArt

Unlless you pay the big bucks, the ‘net will now be alll llamas alll the time!

(And from here on out everyone willl need to add an extra “ll” to every word that has an ‘ll’ in it!)

The cats willll be displeased.

202 Tigger2  Feb 26, 2015 1:12:44pm

re: #198 Eclectic Cyborg

Millions are abdicating their responsibilities as American Citizens using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!

They could all just send their money to me I’ll hide it for them . hehe

Quoted the wrong post. lol

203 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:13:49pm

The llamas need a twitter account RIGHT NOW!

204 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 1:14:35pm

Jim Inhofe = Sir Bedevere from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with his bass ackward logic.

205 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:15:21pm
206 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 1:15:37pm

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

207 #FergusonFireside  Feb 26, 2015 1:17:06pm

re: #166 Kragar

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Twitter told me that the black llama was raised in a single llama home. His dad has been in the zoo since he was a baby.

208 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 1:21:36pm

re: #187 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

State Department Insider: “32 States Prepared to Declare Independence”

By MONEY MORNING STAFF REPORTS - 2/26/2015

A State Department Insider has come forward to release an almost entirely new map of America.

It reveals 32 states across the country rapidly moving towards independence.

And shows a movement that’s already freed millions of Americans from ever having to look to Washington for help again.

In Carroll County, Ohio, it’s even turned one of every 50 residents into millionaires.

Now one of the nation’s leading evangelists in this field believes every American has the right to benefit from this event.

He’s sharing where the revolution will start… and how you can profit no matter where you live or how much you have in the bank.

i believe the word has gone wide about the sucker oversupply hereabouts

Carroll County Ohio. All 28,000+ people in the entire county.

However, there is a bit of political history behind the county and a resident that might lead to very independent thinking.

“Charles Carroll of Carrollton, the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence.” (Noted from Wiki)

I think I may have driven through Carrollton one time on one of my curvy Ohio back road car cruises. I know a lot of Ohio from such drives.

209 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 1:24:42pm

re: #201 dharmamark

The cats willll be displeased.

The cats willl need to get over themsellves. It is an alll llama worlld as of today.

…and it shoulld be displleased!!

;)

210 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:26:02pm

oh good grief:

211 Kilroy01  Feb 26, 2015 1:28:08pm

The Dolly Llama could not be reached for comment

212 Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 26, 2015 1:28:59pm
213 Mike Lamb  Feb 26, 2015 1:43:15pm

re: #210 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh good grief:

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You mean cops, bystanders, and the apparent owner (whomever was walking around with her arms spread wide) chasing two waaaay faster animals on foot, trying to catch them with their bare hands was a bad idea?

Ya, definitely need a master’s in llama wrangling to reach that conclusion…

214 sizzzzlerz  Feb 26, 2015 2:01:39pm
chasing two waaaay faster animals on foot, trying to catch them with their bare hands was a bad idea?

Forget about it, Jake. It’s Arizona. They normally shoot first and then wrangle.


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