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1 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 26, 2015 1:22:37pm

and this is why Llamas are big news, because everything else is just too fucking stupid to cover with any seriousness.

2 blueraven  Feb 26, 2015 1:23:05pm

Well OT kind of, but still crazy RW in congress.

Seriously, American UKIP?

3 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 1:23:30pm

CPAC could be improved with a snowball fight between the presidential contenders. And throw in some llamas to make it interesting.

4 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:24:03pm

Very good, you have a snow ball.

Now the important question is, why is there so much snow and why are the storms so much more severe?

Its because warmer climates have caused ice at the poles to melt, releasing more liquid water and water vapor into the environment, which in turn effects weather patterns around the globe.

Does that answer the dumbass’s question?

5 b.d.  Feb 26, 2015 1:25:05pm

Did Senator Inhofe bring in a visual aid to demonstrate the GOP’s chances of taking back the White House?

6 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:25:30pm
7 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:26:47pm
8 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 1:27:39pm

Thank you Senator for the confirmation. You present us a mere snow job.

9 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 1:27:53pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

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I would guess that’s not a popular position at CPAC, with all the libertarian college kids who go.

10 darthstar  Feb 26, 2015 1:28:35pm

Here’s hoping his district is still getting frozen over in June. Climate change doesn’t just mean shit gets warmer - it also means shit gets unpredictable.

11 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:29:09pm
12 b.d.  Feb 26, 2015 1:29:41pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

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What’s she been smoking?

13 Great White Snark  Feb 26, 2015 1:31:56pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

14 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 1:32:04pm

re: #12 b.d.

What’s she been smoking?

And is she getting heckled? I bet some of the libertarians at CPAC are already stoned today.

15 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 1:32:05pm

So…Scotty Walker is now polling as THE man in the GOP.

Prepare the cannons and the long rifles. The fusillade starts now. The wolf pack behind him will be out to challenge him.

5:00 pm this evening is going to be his time on the big national stage at CPAC. Show ‘em what ya’ got Scott!

(Uggh!)

16 blueraven  Feb 26, 2015 1:32:09pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson


And today’s LSD? Has that “evolved” too?

17 aagcobb  Feb 26, 2015 1:33:24pm

re: #16 blueraven

And today’s LSD? Has that “evolved” too?

Its just like a nice Chianti.

18 No Country For Old Haters  Feb 26, 2015 1:35:09pm

re: #14 aagcobb

And is she getting heckled? I bet some of the libertarians at CPAC are already stoned today.

I’d hope so. I sure wouldn’t want to be sober at CPAC.

19 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 1:35:28pm

Because even the media knows that CPAC is a clown show.

But to the butthurt conservatives, they’ll see all this as proof of a liberal media conspiring against them.

Life is a liberal conspiracy against conservatives.

20 ObserverArt  Feb 26, 2015 1:35:53pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

#CPAC2015 speaker says today’s marijuana is just like LSD.

Damn. I’m going to see if I can find some of that! It seems to work for the GOP at CPAC, lots of hallucinating going on there.

///

21 Charles Johnson  Feb 26, 2015 1:36:02pm
22 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Feb 26, 2015 1:36:30pm

TransUnion:

Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, we continued to expand our facilities and capabilities through investments in technology, strategic growth and acquisitions. In 1988, we achieved full coverage in the United States, maintaining and updating information on virtually every market-active consumer in the country.

is this like skynet becoming self aware?

23 lawhawk  Feb 26, 2015 1:37:50pm

Seems that the white llama has gotten around.

The black llama, not so much. Must be his upbringing. /CPAC

24 Kragar  Feb 26, 2015 1:38:39pm
25 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Feb 26, 2015 1:38:40pm

We strengthened our analytics and decisioning capabilities

im working on my descisioning, but im impeded by my dwadlingism

26 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Feb 26, 2015 1:42:08pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

one quarter of all cases of mental illness are due to marijuana.

marijuana smokers are prone to delusions about the lack of flatness of the earth

27 drool  Feb 26, 2015 1:47:51pm

Maybe Inhofe should go and try to buy a lift ticket to go skiing at Snoqualmie Pass. Guess what? He can’t….no snow. Snow pack well below 50% of normal in the Cascades.

28 No Country For Old Haters  Feb 26, 2015 1:48:57pm

re: #26 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

marijuana smokers are prone to delusions about the lack of flatness of the earth

We’re also a lot more fun than the uptight crowd.

29 A Cranky One  Feb 26, 2015 1:51:14pm

re: #5 b.d.

Did Senator Inhofe bring in a visual aid to demonstrate the GOP’s chances of taking back the White House?

This snowball has a better chance in hell then the GOP in 2016? ///

30 Higgs Boson's Mate  Feb 26, 2015 1:51:55pm

re: #15 ObserverArt

So…Scotty Walker is now polling as THE man in the GOP.

Prepare the cannons and the long rifles. The fusillade starts now. The wolf pack behind him will be out to challenge him.

5:00 pm this evening is going to be his time on the big national stage at CPAC. Show ‘em what ya’ got Scott!

(Uggh!)

Walker will now join the illustrious ranks of such luminaries as Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum as an early GOP fave.

31 Khal Wimpo  Feb 26, 2015 5:09:35pm

Dammit. I just saw this & was going to turn it into a page here.

Beat me to it. I blame net neutrality for depriving me of the right to pay for faster internet than you, the better to beat you to snarking about RWNJs.

It’s in the Constitution! Freedommmmmm!

32 Swift2991  Feb 27, 2015 9:47:27am

Just like LSD. Well, that’s proof of two things: she’s never read ANY scientific research and she’s never imbibed these two drugs.


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