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1 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 5:48:23pm

I loved Mary Poppins when I was younger.

Maybe that’s why Nightwish is one of my favorite bands now.

2 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 5:51:13pm
3 Kragar  Apr 15, 2015 5:53:20pm

And then we have that time when Glenn Danzig did that song with Shakira…

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4 darthstar  Apr 15, 2015 5:53:24pm

I like death-metal Poppins.

5 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 5:53:42pm

something quite atrocious

6 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 15, 2015 5:54:28pm

…

7 darthstar  Apr 15, 2015 5:56:03pm
8 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 5:56:38pm

That’s pretty cool: blog.stephenwolfram.com

9 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 5:57:15pm

these kids and their ya ya bunny hip hop music

imma put a ring on them i tellya

10 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 5:57:56pm

re: #9 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

these kids and their ya ya bunny hip hop music

imma put a ring on them i tellya

…so you like it?

/ducks

11 Kragar  Apr 15, 2015 5:59:36pm

Marilyn Manson-The Beautiful People (Polka Version)

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12 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:00:13pm

I grew up with the Soviet Mary Poppins and I want her to sing death metal too.

…

13 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 6:00:18pm

re: #10 klys (maker of Silmarils)

…so you like it?

/ducks

bunnies i sez bunnies not ducks

14 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 6:01:28pm

re: #12 Nyet

Awww, I wanted to watch it but it tells me it is blocked on this website and says I have to go to YouTube. :(

Meanies.

/off to YouTube.

15 Decatur Deb  Apr 15, 2015 6:03:15pm

re: #12 Nyet

I grew up with the Soviet Mary Poppins and I want her to sing death metal too.

[Embedded content]

Video

re: #14 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Awww, I wanted to watch it but it tells me it is blocked on this website and says I have to go to YouTube. :(

Meanies.

/off to YouTube.

Yeah—and I’ve lost the player for about half of YT.

16 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:09:02pm

Chuck keeps begging people to call him.
lol…

17 A Cranky One  Apr 15, 2015 6:09:28pm

re: #13 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

bunnies i sez bunnies not ducks

18 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:10:12pm

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

Chuck keeps begging people to call him.
lol…

Somebody pleeeeeeeease pay attention to me, my Hot Asian Wife is visiting upstairs with her family and I’m bored and feel like a failure

19 ObserverArt  Apr 15, 2015 6:11:22pm

Decatur Deb,

I have a video about model jet aircraft I put up in the last thread. You might want to check it out.

20 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 6:12:43pm

Dear Monday Me,

Thank you for doing that work that Wednesday Me forgot you’d done, and was dreading. You just made that a lot easier.

Sincerely,
Wednesday Me

21 ObserverArt  Apr 15, 2015 6:13:34pm

re: #20 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Dear Monday Me,

Thank you for doing that work that Wednesday Me forgot you’d done, and was dreading. You just made that a lot easier.

Sincerely,
Wednesday Me

Does Tuesday know what you two are up too?

22 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 6:14:08pm

re: #21 ObserverArt

Does Tuesday know what you two are up too?

Tuesday Me goes out.

23 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:15:07pm

An intern is in trouble…

24 Decatur Deb  Apr 15, 2015 6:15:40pm

re: #19 ObserverArt

Decatur Deb,

I have a video about model jet aircraft I put up in the last thread. You might want to check it out.

No joy—bad flash player. Bummer.

25 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 6:16:20pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

An intern is in trouble…

[Embedded content]

…whoops.

26 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:19:33pm

It’s about as extreme. /

…

27 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:20:00pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

An intern is in trouble…

[Embedded content]

Look at the timestamp…it’s been up since TUESDAY!!!

28 ObserverArt  Apr 15, 2015 6:20:04pm

re: #24 Decatur Deb

No joy—bad flash player. Bummer.

There is a YouTube under “Ohio Jet Scramble” but it is one you need to log into to view, says it hasn’t been rated. I don’t know if that can be embedded here. If you have a YouTube account maybe that is available.

29 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 6:20:40pm

re: #26 Nyet

…I’m impressed. They managed to keep the rhymes.

30 Decatur Deb  Apr 15, 2015 6:24:15pm

re: #28 ObserverArt

There is a YouTube under “Ohio Jet Scramble” but it is one you need to log into to view, says it hasn’t been rated. I don’t know if that can be embedded here. If you have a YouTube account maybe that is available.

The Vimeo version bombed too. I did see someone is flying an RC Chinook. Wonder how much it ‘weeps’ hydraulic for realism.

31 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:24:18pm
32 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 6:25:32pm

re: #29 klys (maker of Silmarils)

…I’m impressed. They managed to keep the rhymes.

boopsie - who grew up in siberia and leningrad - recited to me a version of jabberwocky in russian

33 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:26:17pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

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That’s the second one. Here’s the earlier one.

34 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:26:48pm
35 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:28:50pm

re: #32 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

boopsie - who grew up in siberia and leningrad - recited to me a version of jabberwocky in russian

It’s pretty well-known.

…

36 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:29:04pm

That’s freaking hilarious. Robert Stacy McCain has only 1200 real Twitter followers.

37 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:29:21pm

re: #36 Charles Johnson

That’s freaking hilarious. Robert Stacy McCain has only 1200 real Twitter followers.

Note, that was 2 years ago. However, I doubt much has changed since.

38 #FergusonFireside  Apr 15, 2015 6:29:54pm

Computer hooked up. I had an ethernet cable in my deep dark storage closet.

Now I can work from home.

Wheee.

39 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 6:32:55pm

Tx Lege hearing going on now.

“A Texas Republican has proposed a small wording change to a law that allows abused and abandoned teenagers to obtain abortion care in the state without a parent’s permission. His critics say that change could effectively end abortion access for some of the state’s most marginalized and vulnerable youth.”
rhrealitycheck.org

40 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:35:07pm

Chuck is off and running now, spewing nonsense about Aaron Hernandez, white privilege, and did the victim deserve killing.

That child ain’t right in the head…

41 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:36:13pm
42 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:36:19pm

re: #40 Backwoods_Sleuth

Chuck is off and running now, spewing nonsense about Aaron Hernandez, white privilege, and did the victim deserve killing.

That child ain’t right in the head…

Did the victim deserve killing. What the fuck does that have to do with anything. The only victim that deserves killing is someone that’s trying to kill another person.

43 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:40:36pm

Суперкалифраджилистикэкспиалидошес

44 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 6:44:40pm

He also doesn’t care about stuff he retweets. This is about something he retweeted yesterday (I won’t embed that one).

45 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 6:45:04pm

re: #39 jaunte

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Tx Lege hearing going on now.

i am aware of all your abortions,
your fallacies, just excuses really,
the failures you hide or redefine,
your favorite false histories, full of paradoxes and cardboard,
i am aware of everything you think -
stop that! - in a way that makes it pointless for you to stop thinking -
and your past thoughts leave traces, like indentations, scars really, readable hieroglyphics, readily infected, and which poison all later thoughts - but isn’t this true of us all!
yes, i am aware of all your abortions, you see - i’ve lived them, felt them, swept them out from between the covers like old crumbs, baked them into cakes of remembrance, and now i will pass a bill declaring them a bank holiday -
for we have had our fates married forever not that we ever knew, and countless tomorrows stretch out for us to infinity horizons, full of nothing but all the same familiar lies

46 retired cynic  Apr 15, 2015 6:45:40pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

I know. Suuuuure he does.

47 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:46:00pm
48 ObserverArt  Apr 15, 2015 6:46:02pm

re: #40 Backwoods_Sleuth

Chuck is off and running now, spewing nonsense about Aaron Hernandez, white privilege, and did the victim deserve killing.

That child ain’t right in the head…

Can you imagine a society full of Chuck C Johnson characters with his sensibilities? Damn. Scary.

49 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:46:11pm

re: #46 retired cynic

I know. Suuuuure he does.

He means, he knows he’s an idiot.

50 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:47:00pm

re: #48 ObserverArt

Can you imagine a society full of Chuck C Johnson characters with his sensibilities? Damn. Scary.

How does one describe the apocalypse, exactly?

51 Charles Johnson  Apr 15, 2015 6:47:53pm
52 #FergusonFireside  Apr 15, 2015 6:52:25pm
53 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 15, 2015 6:52:57pm

re: #48 ObserverArt

Can you imagine a society full of Chuck C Johnson characters with his sensibilities? Damn. Scary.

It would be like a Zombie Apocalypse, but without zombies personality and interpersonal skills.

RBS

54 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Apr 15, 2015 6:52:58pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

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Game of Trolls season has no premiere and no final episode

55 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:53:02pm

…

56 A Cranky One  Apr 15, 2015 6:55:28pm

re: #53 RealityBasedSteve

It would be like a Zombie Apocalypse, but without zombies personality and interpersonal skills.

RBS

All the chuckies would be wondering around looking for brains. /

57 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 15, 2015 6:56:07pm

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, EVENING EDITION==>

58 TedStriker  Apr 15, 2015 6:57:34pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

Teehee…RSM haz a sad.

59 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:57:43pm

re: #57 Lord Of The Pies

Not going to lie, it actually made me laugh a little. Mainly because I could actually see Obama throwing that in the wingnuts’ faces when they start proposing things like new wars and tax cuts.

60 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 15, 2015 6:57:50pm

NOT COOL

61 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 6:57:56pm

…

62 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 6:58:22pm

re: #60 Lord Of The Pies

NOT COOL

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Oh, his persecution complex is going to reach stratospheric levels with that one. Nice going, dumbass.

63 Belafon  Apr 15, 2015 6:58:58pm

Trying to figure this one out: The European Commission is opening an antitrust investigation into Google over Android. These are the things they are looking into:

whether Google has illegally hindered the development and market access of rival mobile applications or services by requiring or incentivising smartphone and tablet manufacturers to exclusively pre-install Google’s own applications or services;

whether Google has prevented smartphone and tablet manufacturers who wish to install Google’s applications and services on some of their Android devices from developing and marketing modified and potentially competing versions of Android (so-called “Android forks”) on other devices, thereby illegally hindering the development and market access of rival mobile operating systems and mobile applications or services;

whether Google has illegally hindered the development and market access of rival applications and services by tying or bundling certain Google applications and services distributed on Android devices with other Google applications, services and/or application programming interfaces of Google.

64 A Cranky One  Apr 15, 2015 6:59:57pm

Upchuck prepares to viciously attack another politician.

MP4 Video

65 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 15, 2015 7:00:02pm
66 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 7:00:10pm

lolwut

67 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:00:48pm

re: #66 Nyet

lolwut

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She’s one of UpChuck’s friends.

68 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 7:01:24pm

re: #65 Lord Of The Pies

Just goes to show you what they want, though. Complete regression to white male-dominated society. Women, non-white people are all property of the white man.

69 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:01:24pm

re: #65 Lord Of The Pies

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Pretty much sucked to be a woman, too, 200 years ago.

70 #FergusonFireside  Apr 15, 2015 7:02:55pm
71 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:04:15pm

heh:

72 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:05:26pm
73 ObserverArt  Apr 15, 2015 7:06:35pm

Later Lizards.

74 #FergusonFireside  Apr 15, 2015 7:07:16pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh:

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Her storify had me dying at my desk today.

storify.com

75 thedopefishlives  Apr 15, 2015 7:07:26pm

re: #73 ObserverArt

Later Lizards.

Same here. Enjoy the evening and the downhill slide from Hump Day.

76 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:09:46pm

re: #74 #FergusonFireside

Her storify had me dying at my desk today.

storify.com

There’s lots of funny stuff in the responses to her tweets, too.

77 Nyet  Apr 15, 2015 7:10:31pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

She’s one of UpChuck’s friends.

But the troll doesn’t even try. “Siemens built the gas chambers”, eh.

78 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:11:35pm

re: #77 Nyet

But the troll doesn’t even try. “Siemens built the gas chambers”, eh.

Even Chuck doesn’t try anymore.

79 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Apr 15, 2015 7:14:00pm

re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth

My favorite was “I don’t date until the third sex”

80 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 15, 2015 7:15:09pm

re: #79 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

My favorite was “I don’t date until the third sex”

I almost sprayed tea on my keyboard when I read that one. I’m going to have to find a time to just drop that one into a conversation.

RBS

81 Belafon  Apr 15, 2015 7:17:23pm

re: #80 RealityBasedSteve

After that, I’m going to buy her book.

83 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:23:10pm

R’s at work again, for Freedom:

A BILL TO BE ENTITLED
AN ACT
relating to signs required to be displayed at certain facilities
that perform abortions.
capitol.state.tx.us

84 Lidane  Apr 15, 2015 7:23:14pm

re: #82 makeitstop

Related:

85 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 7:23:38pm

re: #74 #FergusonFireside

Her storify had me dying at my desk today.

storify.com

I don’t remember my sex ed classes.

I never really had the talk with my parents either.

…on the flip side, my mom handed me the Clan of the Cave Bear series to read one day because I was bored and being a pest. I was 10.

It’d been a while since she’d read them, in her defense.

86 Lidane  Apr 15, 2015 7:25:12pm

Miss Lindsey has the vapors again:

Oh, I don’t know, Lindsey. Maybe because they knew he was coming and shooting a guy on a gyrocopter out of the sky would have been seen as excessive force?

87 CuriousLurker  Apr 15, 2015 7:25:20pm

Yay! My faker score isn’t too bad (I only have 429 followers though). But daaaang, it looks like 1/4 of my followers are MIA…. or zombies… O_o

So this afternoon I was moving some folders & papers around and I found this small Day Runner binder that I used to store phone numbers, addresses, and business cards in. I hadn’t seen it in forever.

Anyway, all the plastic is brownish-yellow and it reeks of smoke even though I haven’t touched a cigarette in going on 2 years now. It’s gross—I don’t know how in the hell my lungs held up all those years.

88 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 15, 2015 7:27:04pm

laterz, lizardz!

89 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:27:51pm

re: #87 CuriousLurker

I’ve got two fakers.

90 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:29:22pm
91 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:29:46pm
92 CuriousLurker  Apr 15, 2015 7:29:47pm

re: #89 jaunte

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I’ve got two fakers.

I check my fakers, but they weren’t, or at least one of them wasn’t. One was a kinda snarky liberal and the other’s tweets are protected so I have no clue who it is.

93 #FergusonFireside  Apr 15, 2015 7:30:18pm

re: #86 Lidane

Miss Lindsey has the vapors again:

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Oh, I don’t know, Lindsey. Maybe because they knew he was coming and shooting a guy on a gyrocopter would have been seen as excessive force?

He had the USPS logo on the back too.

94 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 7:30:52pm

re: #89 jaunte

One of my supposed two fakers is a very quiet Lizard.

95 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:31:03pm

re: #92 CuriousLurker

Yes, I just checked and the frogkaytee person seems real.

96 CuriousLurker  Apr 15, 2015 7:32:13pm

I’m outta here. I just wanted to drop off my #87 for anyone who still smokes. I’m not gonna nag you, but please quit if at all possible.

G’nite, lizards.

97 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 15, 2015 7:32:27pm

Anyway, there are some bacon and Brussels sprouts to cook.

Back later, Lizards. Don’t break anything vital.

98 jaunte  Apr 15, 2015 7:33:02pm

That #txlege #HB3446 hashtag is a real tutorial on the deceptive nature of so-called “small government” conservatives.

99 Pawn of the Oppressor  Apr 15, 2015 7:35:23pm

re: #86 Lidane

What is it with these guys and their hangup on killing people with airplanes? The armed modern jet fighter is the biggest enabler of government twattery in world history.

We need to take away their toys.

100 Kragar  Apr 15, 2015 7:37:20pm

re: #57 Lord Of The Pies

101 meteor  Apr 15, 2015 7:37:48pm

I think I’ve been waiting for this since 1978.

102 Lidane  Apr 15, 2015 7:40:12pm

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