Stupidest Man on the Internet Does the Birther Boogaloo

Yes, they’re still pushing this ridiculous racist nonsense
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DERPJim Hoft, the fabled Stupidest Man on the Internet, is getting his knuckle-dragging readers worked up again with an especially stupid post about President Obama’s estranged brother Malik: Malik Obama: I’d Take DNA Test to See if Barack Obama Is Really My Brother (VIDEO) | the Gateway Pundit.

It’s the same old Birther Boogaloo, the worn out claim that Barack Obama is the secret son of “commie” Frank Marshall Davis, dressed up in some new clothes by fringe weirdo Joel Gilbert, who’s been peddling this snake oil to the right wing base for years. But I’m sure President Obama will run right out and get a DNA test done for these guys; it’s not like he has anything else to do.

Hoft even links to “Birther Report,” one of those crazed right wing blogs that never seems to run out of conspiracy steam.

I always love it when these lunatics post pictures of Obama and Davis side by side, though, trying to point out a resemblance when they actually look nothing alike. But obviously, to Hoft and his readers they all look alike.

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41 comments
1 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:36:15pm

I see Dim Jim is desperate as usual.

2 Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 25, 2015 1:36:47pm

Gotta love the manipulation done on that bottom photo to make them look similar…

3 allegro  Apr 25, 2015 1:37:18pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Gotta love the manipulation done on that bottom photo to make them look similar…

It didn’t work.

4 goddamnedfrank  Apr 25, 2015 1:37:59pm
Mark Ndesandjo-Obama, Barak Obama, Mark Davis

The guy on the right is Mark Davis, Frank Marhsall Davis’s son. Notice how the two Obama sons look alike and nothing like him.

5 #FergusonFireside  Apr 25, 2015 1:39:05pm
6 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 25, 2015 1:39:17pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Gotta love the manipulation done on that bottom photo to make them look similar…

They all look the same to me anyways…

7 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 25, 2015 1:39:50pm

re: #1 HappyWarrior

I see Dim Jim is desperate as usual.

And it must just frost upChucks balls that DimJim has done a great job of monetizing his derp, and upChuck is scraping for donations on GFM.

Hell, it makes me want to find a way to deactivate part of my brain, switch my moral compass to “OFF” and play the role of right wing pundit for the money. But then I realize that I’ll have to shave in the morning, and facing myself with a razor at my throat would probably be a bad idea.

RBS

8 Justanotherhuman  Apr 25, 2015 1:41:03pm

re: #4 goddamnedfrank

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The guy on the right is Mark Davis, Frank Marhsall Davis’s son. Notice how the two Obama sons look alike and nothing like him.

B-b-b-b-but! All Black people look alike, doncha know. They’re Black.
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9 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:41:22pm

re: #4 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

The guy on the right is Mark Davis, Frank Marhsall Davis’s son. Notice how the two Obama sons look alike and nothing like him.

Yeah you can definitely see how Mark N. Obama and Barack Obama are half siblings. They have similar eyes and facial features. Mark Davis has more fair features than his father Frank but you can definitely see a resemblance in the facial features. The whole thing is just sleazy as hell. It’s DimJim smearing President Obama’s deceased mother and also Frank Davis who is also deceased. Typical right wing shit flinging.

10 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:42:46pm

re: #5 #FergusonFireside

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But but the liberals are the real patronizing ones. Seriously how patronizing is that email? Props to Deray for sharing it and showing the pathetic bigotry so many conservatives in this country show to black Americans.

11 nearly-headless smith25  Apr 25, 2015 1:43:11pm

re: #5 #FergusonFireside

Just a damn shame, and at the same time no surprise.

12 allegro  Apr 25, 2015 1:49:07pm

re: #5 #FergusonFireside

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Wow, stereotype much? Smug, racist ignorance is so unattractive.

13 Charles Johnson  Apr 25, 2015 1:49:29pm
14 allegro  Apr 25, 2015 1:51:02pm

re: #13 Charles Johnson

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Since he’d be on that deportation list, maybe he would have a few followers left. Assuming he has some now.

15 Mattand  Apr 25, 2015 1:53:20pm

Jesus, these birther nuts are just gonna keep clinging to this sinking ship right up until January 2017.

At least mainstream Republicans have finally let this one go.

(See, I can say something positive about conservatives).

16 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 25, 2015 1:55:33pm

re: #15 Mattand

Jesus, these birther nuts are just gonna keep clinging to this sinking ship right up until January 2017.

At mainstream Republicans have finally let this one go.

(See, I can say something positive about conservatives).

Hell, what makes you think they will stop then? Seriously, there will be some that continue the effort, so that any actions / laws / EOs signed by Obama would therefore be nullified (at least in the septic melon they have that passes for a brain).

RBS

17 Justanotherhuman  Apr 25, 2015 1:55:48pm

re: #9 HappyWarrior

Yeah you can definitely see how Mark N. Obama and Barack Obama are half siblings. They have similar eyes and facial features. Mark Davis has more fair features than his father Frank but you can definitely see a resemblance in the facial features. The whole thing is just sleazy as hell. It’s DimJim smearing President Obama’s deceased mother and also Frank Davis who is also deceased. Typical right wing shit flinging.

And Mark N and Barack Obama have the same ears, also. You can really tell they share a lot of genes.

18 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:56:40pm

re: #17 Justanotherhuman

And Mark N and Barack Obama have the same ears, also. You can really tell they share a lot of genes.

Yeah, didn’t notice that but now that you mention it.

19 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 25, 2015 1:56:47pm

re: #17 Justanotherhuman

And Mark N and Barack Obama have the same ears, also. You can really tell they share a lot of genes.

An sharing is just another type of SOCIALISM!!!!

RBS

20 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 25, 2015 1:57:03pm

He is so enamored of IQ as to who qualifies to immigrate. I want him out there picking fruits and vegetables (the FULL shift that is pre-dawn until after dark):

21 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:57:15pm

re: #19 RealityBasedSteve

An sharing is just another type of SOCIALISM!!!!

RBS

Genetics is an Alinsky plot.

22 HappyWarrior  Apr 25, 2015 1:58:51pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

He is so enamored of IQ as to who qualifies to immigrate. I want him out there picking fruits and vegetables (the FULL shift that is pre-dawn until after dark):

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Chucky my boy, if your IQ is any indication to how your ancestors were, you would still be in Scandinavia. He doesn’t even attempt to hide the fact that he’s a bigoted piece of right wing shit.

23 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 25, 2015 1:59:53pm

re: #21 HappyWarrior

Genetics is an Alinsky plot.

Don’t tell the RWNJ’s, if you do, they will refuse to breed. On the other hand, after reflection, let’s get that word out there to them….

RBS

24 Amory Blaine  Apr 25, 2015 2:03:40pm

The RWNJ machine is so big it can accommodate all conspiracies in perpetuity. I predict 10 new Vince Foster books before election day 2016.

25 CuriousLurker  Apr 25, 2015 2:03:54pm

OT: Sorry, but I just got a whiff of some liquid polymer clay that I have a bottle of and the smell immediately reminded me of Mattel’s Thingmaker. I had the Fun Flowers set. Did any of you have a Thingmaker? Man, I loved that toy.

26 BigPapa  Apr 25, 2015 2:04:32pm

re: #24 Amory Blaine

The RWNJ machine is so big it can accommodate all conspiracies in perpetuity. I predict 10 new Vince Foster books before election day 2016.

He wrote that many from his Super Sekrete Benghazi Bungalow?

27 allegro  Apr 25, 2015 2:05:41pm

re: #25 CuriousLurker

OT: Sorry, but I just got a whiff of some liquid polymer clay that I have a bottle of and the smell immediately reminded me of Mattel’s Thingmaker. I had the Fun Flowers set. Did any of you have a Thingmaker? Man, I loved that toy.

I don’t know if it was the same thing, but we had something like it that made rubber bugs and spiders.

28 allegro  Apr 25, 2015 2:08:50pm

re: #27 allegro

I don’t know if it was the same thing, but we had something like it that made rubber bugs and spiders.

Creepy Crawlers! That’s it.

29 CuriousLurker  Apr 25, 2015 2:09:22pm

re: #27 allegro

I don’t know if it was the same thing, but we had something like it that made rubber bugs and spiders.

Yep, that would’ve been the “Creepy Crawlers” set, which I believe was the original. Oh man, the memories—LOL.

30 Amory Blaine  Apr 25, 2015 2:13:47pm

Has Amazon stopped updating prices on items in your cart? Prices have been stagnant for a week in my cart.

31 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 25, 2015 2:14:20pm

re: #22 HappyWarrior

Chucky my boy, if your IQ is any indication to how your ancestors were, you would still be in Scandinavia. He doesn’t even attempt to hide the fact that he’s a bigoted piece of right wing shit.

$1,055 of $40k. I’d bet that intelligent people generally accomplish more than 1/40th of a goal. I hear that many of them have jobs and therefore don’t live with their in-laws.

32 CuriousLurker  Apr 25, 2015 2:15:10pm

re: #30 Amory Blaine

Just checked mine to see and it updated as usual.

33 TedStriker  Apr 25, 2015 2:15:50pm

re: #8 Justanotherhuman

B-b-b-b-but! All Black people look alike, doncha know. They’re Black.
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Blackity-blackity-black!

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34 CuriousLurker  Apr 25, 2015 2:17:18pm

I’m out. Later, lizards.

35 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 25, 2015 2:25:23pm

re: #29 CuriousLurker

Yep, that would’ve been the “Creepy Crawlers” set, which I believe was the original. Oh man, the memories—LOL.

[Embedded content]

I had a similar one, but the bugs were made of sugar-gelatin solution and were edible…

36 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 25, 2015 2:28:28pm

Seriously: WHO FUCKING CARES? NO ONE!

37 BigPapa  Apr 25, 2015 2:39:49pm
38 Lidane  Apr 25, 2015 2:41:14pm
39 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 25, 2015 3:10:14pm
40 sizzzzlerz  Apr 25, 2015 3:51:05pm

Looks like our Jimmy has been watching too many episodes of Orphan Black without realizing it’s science fiction.

41 Green Alien  Apr 27, 2015 1:47:38pm

re: #38 Lidane

LOL! Vote for me!


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