The Best Part of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: President Obama’s Anger Translator

“What kind of stupid, short-sighted, irresponsible bull…”
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You can almost sense the glee Obama feels when he cuts loose and tells it like it is about climate change deniers like James Inhofe.

Oh, it’s all in fun, of course. Except it’s deadly serious, and Obama isn’t the only one who should be getting angry about it. For real.

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446 comments
1 Unabogie  Apr 26, 2015 6:12:44pm

It was interesting to see that Wolf Blitzer sat through that whole thing and never laughed. Since he’s so shitty at his job, I was at least hoping he had a sense of humor so as not to be a total waste of oxygen.

2 Iwouldprefernotto  Apr 26, 2015 6:14:12pm

How much does it cost to get an anger translator? (asking for a friend).

3 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 26, 2015 6:14:25pm

“Kidding on the square” as they said back in the early twentieth.

4 goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2015 6:19:38pm

CCJ said he was flying to Vegas four days ago, presumably to attend the Republican Jewish Coalition meeting there, where Ted Cruz spoke yesterday. Interesting that he hasn’t tweeted a single word about it. Wonder if they refused to allow him in? Cruz’s people would be wise to keep unstable racists like Chuck as far away as possible.

5 goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2015 6:24:24pm

In other news Crypt of the Necrodancer released three days ago. If you’re a fan of dungeon games but always thought they were missing rhythm and dance music your prayers have been answered.

It’s amazingly good.

6 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 26, 2015 6:37:05pm
7 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 6:39:43pm

We’ve got Skitarii!

8 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 26, 2015 6:42:40pm

Charles, if you’d screen cap the part right after this, you would be my hero.

9 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 6:43:58pm

re: #4 goddamnedfrank

CCJ said he was flying to Vegas four days ago, presumably to attend the Republican Jewish Coalition meeting there, where Ted Cruz spoke yesterday. Interesting that he hasn’t tweeted a single word about it. Wonder if they refused to allow him in? Cruz’s people would be wise to keep unstable racists like Chuck as far away as possible.

I was wondering about that one too. Chuck went silent for a couple of days on Twitter. I suspect this was another trip that didn’t go as planned.

10 Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 26, 2015 6:44:45pm

re: #6 Lord Of The Pies

What city is this?

11 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 26, 2015 6:45:23pm

“Ya’ll thing that Bradley Cooper came here to talk to Chuck Todd - He needed a glass of water.”

12 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 26, 2015 6:54:29pm

re: #10 Eclectic Cyborg

What city is this?

Vancouver 2011

13 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 6:57:27pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

I was wondering about that one too. Chuck went silent for a couple of days on Twitter. I suspect this was another trip that didn’t go as planned.

and for once, what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.

RBS

14 Majacita  Apr 26, 2015 6:58:23pm

When President Obama serves this term out he’ll only be in his mid fifties. We’ve got a powerful world leader for a long time to come. I wonder what he’ll do next?

15 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 6:58:53pm

re: #7 Kragar

We’ve got Skitarii!

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Incredible. I’d never have the patience to do that. Thanks for sharing your craftsmanship with us.

RBS

16 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 26, 2015 7:00:04pm

niters everyone.

17 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 7:00:48pm

re: #15 RealityBasedSteve

Incredible. I’d never have the patience to do that. Thanks for sharing your craftsmanship with us.

RBS

Not much patience. I just picked them up yesterday.

18 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 7:02:48pm

re: #17 Kragar

Not much patience. I just picked them up yesterday.

I mean the painting and all of that. They are kits that you assemble, correct? And then smooth, fill and paint and drybrush and gild and who knows what to?

RBS

19 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 7:11:05pm

re: #18 RealityBasedSteve

I mean the painting and all of that. They are kits that you assemble, correct? And then smooth, fill and paint and drybrush and gild and who knows what to?

RBS

Yeah, they start off like this.

From there, I prime them, use clippers, files and razors to clean and shape them. To get the shading right, I need to use multiple coats, different types of brushes and brushwork to get the colors to come out rights.

20 William Lewis  Apr 26, 2015 7:13:00pm

Hey DF if you’re around have you seen this?

finance.yahoo.com

Love how the western military is already overstating the threat and way overestimating how many are going to be made. Considering how many T90’s are in service, it’s doubtful they have the money for 500 of these vehicles a year.

21 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 26, 2015 7:15:24pm

Watch the #tcot birth a stampede of cows over this.

22 jaunte  Apr 26, 2015 7:15:51pm

re: #20 William Barnett-Lewis

“…Business Insider reported that one of the most important pieces of technology added to the Armata is the Afganit active protection complex, a system that uses Doppler radar to detect incoming projectiles such as rocket-propelled grenades and anti-tank missiles.”

I hope none of our defense contractors are now inspired to invent a “Vietnamit” defensive system.

23 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 26, 2015 7:18:15pm

re: #14 Majacita

When President Obama serves this term out he’ll only be in his mid fifties. We’ve got a powerful world leader for a long time to come. I wonder what he’ll do next?

Black Carter ;)

24 William Lewis  Apr 26, 2015 7:20:23pm

re: #14 Majacita

When President Obama serves this term out he’ll only be in his mid fifties. We’ve got a powerful world leader for a long time to come. I wonder what he’ll do next?

I’d love to see the next president have a SCOTUS Justice appointment come open and have her nominate Obama to the court. Especially if he were to replace one of the Reactionary Trio…

25 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 7:22:51pm

re: #19 Kragar

Yeah, they start off like this.

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From there, I prime them, use clippers, files and razors to clean and shape them. To get the shading right, I need to use multiple coats, different types of brushes and brushwork to get the colors to come out rights.

That’s what I thought. A lot of craftsmanship and a good eye for detail goes into it. I wouldn’t find it relaxing at all. (For some reason, I can’t help but think of the scene in 3 Days of the Condor, where Max von Sydow is talking about the assignment, while painting Napoleonic miniatures).

You’re not really a contract assassin from Alsace-Lorraine are you?

RBS

26 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 7:24:28pm

John Hinderaker desperately tries to salvage a shred of credibility from his massive fail.

powerlineblog.com

27 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 7:24:55pm

re: #25 RealityBasedSteve

Nothing I can confirm.
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28 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  Apr 26, 2015 7:25:21pm

re: #24 William Barnett-Lewis

I’d love to see the next president have a SCOTUS Justice appointment come open and have her nominate Obama to the court. Especially if he were to replace one of the Reactionary Trio…

That would be an epic explosion.

29 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 7:26:23pm
30 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 7:27:52pm
31 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 7:29:10pm
32 makeitstop  Apr 26, 2015 7:31:46pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

John Hinderaker desperately tries to salvage a shred of credibility from his massive fail.

powerlineblog.com

Wow, that’s weak.

‘He’s a liar?’ Of course he’s a liar, Hindrocket - that was kind of the whole point.

That Powerline went with the story at all shows beyond doubt that they’ll publish anything that will make liberals look bad.

33 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 7:34:38pm

re: #24 William Barnett-Lewis

I’d love to see the next president have a SCOTUS Justice appointment come open and have her nominate Obama to the court. Especially if he were to replace one of the Reactionary Trio…

OMFG. The sound of heads popping exploding vaporizing from the right would be epic.

I am sure that he will join The Elders. I think he could do a lot of good outside of the office.

RBS

34 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 7:35:27pm
35 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 7:44:34pm

A guy I went to high school with is on Mt. Everest right now. He sent a blog post today.

A lot happened yesterday afternoon. The areas of the middle of Basecamp that I mentioned that got dusted were actually COMPLETELY DESTROYED. 40-50% of basecamp is gone. The bowl to the southwest of basecamp and to the west side of the Khumbu Glacier below the eastern faces of Pumori took an avalanche of seracs and ice chunks that fell from at least 3,500’ above. I have before and after photos of the ridgeline. They are startling. A huge jagged point along the ridge north of Pumori was intact before the earthquake. Now the jagged serac of ice is gone and the result was the most devastating event to ever hit Everest Basecamp Proper.

36 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 7:45:40pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

Poor John, fell for a lie. Little does he know that there is a massive misinformation campaign to cover the real truth. Angry Obama whacked Harry Reid with a golf club over a disagreement about when to open the FEMA camps.

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37 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 7:47:15pm

The Skitarii weaponry is awesome.

“Why on earth would we use depleted uranium rounds when the enriched stuff works so much better?”

38 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 7:52:02pm

Jon Kedrowski (@DrJonKedski) (my high school chum who’s in Nepal right now) was climbing Mt. Everest two years ago when a huge storm blew through and killed a dozen or so climbers. Now he’s up there again, during the Earthquake. He’s been a part of two of the deadliest events to occur on Mt. Everest.

39 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 7:54:49pm

On a lighter note, isn’t this just the most Simpson-y Simpsons cartoon still?

40 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 7:57:40pm

re: #38 teleskiguy

Jon Kedrowski (@DrJonKedski) (my high school chum who’s in Nepal right now) was climbing Mt. Everest two years ago when a huge storm blew through and killed a dozen or so climbers. Now he’s up there again, during the Earthquake. He’s been a part of two of the deadliest events to occur on Mt. Everest.

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Best hopes for your friend. Let us know when he gets word out that he’s ok.

RBS

41 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 7:58:33pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

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Heh, called it!

re: #7 Targetpractice

Which is why they’re likely to default to attacking him while asserting that they’re really the “victims” here. It’s not that they published bullshit because it fit their bias, it’s that they’re being kept from the “truth” by all the liberal “lies.”

42 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:02:32pm

Key and Peele are great. Really enjoyed it and you could tell that Keegan was having a blast with the President. For what it’s worth as I said downstairs, I think Keegan Michael Key’s comedy partner, Jordan Peele does one of the best Obama impressions in the business. Jordan really gets down the president’s voice and mannerisms quite well. If you liked that bit, I really recommend watching their show some time. If you loved Chappelle Show ten plus years ago (man where does the time go) you’ll get a kick ouf ot this one too.

43 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 8:04:27pm

re: #42 HappyWarrior

44 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:09:17pm

re: #43 teleskiguy

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Heh. My favorite bit this past year was the Make a Wish child wishing all sorts of vile things. They really are two funny guys. What I appreciate is that both can play the straight man and the silly with skill.

45 b.d.  Apr 26, 2015 8:12:19pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

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I read as much of that Powerline article as I could stomach, did he ever get around to apologizing to Harry Reid or Harry Reid’s brother?
(the guy who should be looking for a lawyer)

46 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:12:25pm

I have to say I’m going to miss President Obama a lot when he goes. He’s truly a likable guy and has done a great job in the face of genuine hatred for him by his detractors and inheriting a big mess but I guess most of all I’ll miss his humanity. I like that the man can laugh at himself but also be serious. I’ll say it here now but Barack Obama will despite the right wing hatred for him and the left wing purer than thou be remembered as one of our better presidents because he thinks in long term about what is best for the country and makes carefully made decisions.

47 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 8:14:31pm
48 sagehen  Apr 26, 2015 8:15:42pm

re: #44 HappyWarrior

Heh. My favorite bit this past year was the Make a Wish child wishing all sorts of vile things. They really are two funny guys. What I appreciate is that both can play the straight man and the silly with skill.

I loved the hardcore gangbangers getting into it when it turns out one of them is Team Edward and the other Team Jacob…

49 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 8:15:51pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

Same thing he did to prevent North Korea from getting nukes?

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50 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 26, 2015 8:16:26pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

So George Bush opposes making a deal with Iran. Somebody refresh my memory: what exactly did Bush do to stop Iran from getting nukes?

Well, he did stop Iraq from getting the nukes that they never had in the first place.

51 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:17:15pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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A damn good question.

52 alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Apr 26, 2015 8:18:21pm

Some of the faces in the crowd during this whole thing reminded me of when Colbert did his thing. That whole ‘what the buck’ look.

Wolf Blitzer(heh) was epic. My kid and I laughed almost as much at him as the whole skit. What a freakin’ douche.

53 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 8:18:41pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

54 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 8:20:13pm

I’m watching Anchorman 2, now I want a Winnebago with a bag full of bowling balls and a terrarium full of scorpions.

55 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:20:36pm

re: #53 Kragar

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They’ll greet us as liberators, mission accomplished. Tax cuts during war time. Bush’s one saving grace is that he’s not a xenophobic asshole like his successors in his party.

56 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 8:20:37pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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As I remember it, Iran offered to dump their entire program and open their sites to inspectors in 2003, passing the offer through the Swiss to lend it authenticity. The Bush admin’s response, assuming Iran’s leadership were on their last leg, was to wipe their ass with the offer while criticizing the Swiss for bothering to pass it on to them.

57 Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2015 8:24:26pm
58 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 8:25:10pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

I hadn’t remembered that.

Washington Post

Just what I needed, another reason to hate Bush/Cheney. Although I’m guessing Cheney made the decision. Sounds like him.

59 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 8:27:11pm
60 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:27:35pm

re: #58 A Cranky One

I hadn’t remembered that.

Washington Post

Just what I needed, another reason to hate Bush/Cheney. Although I’m guessing Cheney made the decision. Sounds like him.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing the guy (Kerry) whose military record they dragged through the mud becoming Secretary of State. Kerry may never become president but he’s not going to go down in history as an utter failure who made one of the biggest foreign policy blunders by an American president.

61 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:28:38pm

re: #59 teleskiguy

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62 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 8:33:34pm

re: #57 Charles Johnson

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Bush spent years first refusing to consider negotiations, then dicking around with them while Iran just kept building centrifuges and refining uranium. Nothing he did did anything to stop Iran’s nuclear program.

63 William Lewis  Apr 26, 2015 8:33:43pm

re: #58 A Cranky One

I hadn’t remembered that.

Washington Post

Just what I needed, another reason to hate Bush/Cheney. Although I’m guessing Cheney made the decision. Sounds like him.

Just remember - every time you think ill of Cheney, Reagan is guaranteed to have done something even more evil during his political life.

64 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:37:02pm

re: #63 William Barnett-Lewis

Just remember - every time you think ill of Cheney, Reagan is guaranteed to have done something even more evil during his political life.

You have no idea how much it disgusts me to see the attempts to link Reagan with true greats like Washington and Lincoln. I even remember him somehow winning the greatest American in a contest that Discovery Channel did about a decade ago. Really Reagan over MLK? Lincoln? and so many others.

65 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 8:44:35pm

re: #60 HappyWarrior

I agree about Kerry. My dad received the Bronze Star Medal (with 3 Oak Leaf Clusters) during his service in Vietnam. Those attacking Kerry insulted my father as well as all the service members who risked their lives helping others in combat. Yet the idiots denigrating the service of others call themselves patriots and true Americans. I call them morons.

66 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:49:52pm

re: #65 A Cranky One

I agree about Kerry. My dad received the Bronze Star Medal (with 3 Oak Leaf Clusters) during his service in Vietnam. Those attacking Kerry insulted my father as well as all the service members who risked their lives helping others in combat. Yet the idiots denigrating the service of others call themselves patriots and true Americans. I call them morons.

Remember the mocking of the Purple Heart with the band aids at the RNC? That to me showed the complete lack of respect that the GOP really has for our nation’s veterans. A party that truly valued and respected service to one’s country wouldn’t have turned a man who disagreed with them’s military medals into something for mockery. My grandfather (Korean war vet) always loathed the chickenshits in the GOP who didn’t serve not because he saw them as cowards but because he felt they had no empathy for the men and women who experienced war and showed it by acting like Iraq was just going to be a cakewalk without a problem for our men and women serving.

67 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 8:55:10pm

re: #66 HappyWarrior

They don’t have empathy for anyone. People are irrelevant except when useful; it’s all about greed and wealth. As it’s always been.

68 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 8:57:05pm

re: #67 A Cranky One

They don’t have empathy for anyone. People are irrelevant except when useful; it’s all about greed and wealth. As it’s always been.

Yep. I just thought at the time (I was 17) that they would have enough respect not to mock a man who had been wounded in combat especially given that their whole VP nominee and the then present VP had said “I had other priorities” other than serving during Vietnam.

69 FemNaziBitch  Apr 26, 2015 9:02:09pm
70 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:02:43pm

So now there’s word that Rick Snyder is considering launching a run for the GOP nomination. Seriously, how “strong” can the GOP bench be if there are second and third stringers who honestly believe they have a chance?

71 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 9:03:33pm

re: #66 HappyWarrior

Remember the mocking of the Purple Heart with the band aids at the RNC? That to me showed the complete lack of respect that the GOP really has for our nation’s veterans. A party that truly valued and respected service to one’s country wouldn’t have turned a man who disagreed with them’s military medals into something for mockery. My grandfather (Korean war vet) always loathed the chickenshits in the GOP who didn’t serve not because he saw them as cowards but because he felt they had no empathy for the men and women who experienced war and showed it by acting like Iraq was just going to be a cakewalk without a problem for our men and women serving.

Just listen to them talk about Tammy Duckworth or Max Cleland and the level of their hatred becomes obvious. They can’t even acknowledge that there are Democrats that love this country and have made sacrifices for it.

RBS

72 FemNaziBitch  Apr 26, 2015 9:03:58pm

re: #47 Charles Johnson

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Seriously, I think that was the rationale. IIRC, KQadaffi (sp?) went belly up with fear when that happened.

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73 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:05:28pm

re: #71 RealityBasedSteve

Just listen to them talk about Tammy Duckworth or Max Cleland and the level of their hatred becomes obvious. They can’t even acknowledge that there are Democrats that love this country and have made sacrifices for it.

RBS

Right. It’s disgusting. They always act so shocked when they hear about Democratic veterans and then they don’t even know why that’s fucked up.

74 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:06:07pm

re: #70 Targetpractice

So now there’s word that Rick Snyder is considering launching a run for the GOP nomination. Seriously, how “strong” can the GOP bench be if there are second and third stringers who honestly believe they have a chance?

Clown car is now a clown stretch limo.

75 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 26, 2015 9:08:18pm

re: #60 HappyWarrior

Nothing makes me happier than seeing the guy (Kerry) whose military record they dragged through the mud becoming Secretary of State. Kerry may never become president but he’s not going to go down in history as an utter failure who made one of the biggest foreign policy blunders by an American president.

Kerry served at NSAD Binh Thuy, (then) RVN. I served with the Navy’s riverine forces there in ‘71-‘72. When I saw the Republicans mocking his service I fully realized just how much things had changed for the worse. It occurred to me then that they’d developed the habit of painting themselves into corners, getting angry about that, and then blaming anyone or anything but themselves. They haven’t stopped. I doubt that they will in my lifetime.

76 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:11:14pm

re: #75 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Kerry served at NSAD Binh Thuy, (then) RVN. I served with the Navy’s riverine forces there in ‘71-‘72. When I saw the Republicans mocking his service I fully realized just how much things had changed for the worse. It occurred to me then that they’d developed the habit of painting themselves into corners, getting angry about that, and then blaming anyone or anything but themselves. They haven’t stopped. I doubt that they will in my lifetime.

As someone who worked hard on the Kerry campaign and got to know a lot about the candidate, what was truly fucked up and something worth mentioning is some of the Swift Boat vets in the ad that trashed Kerry had previously endorsed him for Senate. Now I don’t know if they were paid off or not but I do know this. The guys who served on Kerry’s actual boat thought toe world of him both then and during the presidential campaign. It really was despicable how Kerry’s purple hearts turned into a running gag. Anyone remember the JibJab video that was circulated a lot during the election? That one always rubbed me the wrong way because I felt it was mocking Kerry’s purple hearts.

77 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 9:11:17pm

re: #74 HappyWarrior

Clown car is now a clown stretch limo.

Problem is that it’s an evil clown car.

NSFW (Devils Rejects, Top Secret Clown Business)

78 A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2015 9:11:18pm
Later, lizards!
79 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:11:45pm

re: #74 HappyWarrior

Clown car is now a clown stretch limo.

It’s like 2004 all over again, only its the GOP this time whose bench is stretching out into the horizon. The debates are gonna be an absolute joke, as by the time each of the candidates has had a chance to bloviate about a single question, there’s gonna be no time for follow-ups because the debate will be over.

80 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 9:13:03pm
81 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:14:06pm

re: #80 Kragar

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If he means the House and the Senate, then I absolutely agree with him. Seriously Marco, do you really think using Atwater language is going to make these bigots forget that you broke their heart.

82 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:16:11pm

re: #80 Kragar

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In his speech, Rubio argued that the United States could reclaim its position as the “single greatest nation in the history of all mankind” if we enact some “simple but important” policies. These include lowering taxes, deregulating business, putting more monetary resources into the U.S. Military, requiring colleges to provide major-specific income projections to prospective student loan applicants, and prioritizing family structures that consist of one woman and one man living with their offspring in the same house.

So, basically the same speech every other Republican is giving.

83 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 26, 2015 9:17:00pm

re: #73 HappyWarrior

Right. It’s disgusting. They always act so shocked when they hear about Democratic veterans and then they don’t even know why that’s fucked up.

Let’s remember that their (old) bête noire George McGovern was a bomber pilot—IOW served in one of the most dangerous military capacities ever. If you mention that it’ll shut them up for a second while you make your escape.

84 teleskiguy  Apr 26, 2015 9:18:20pm

re: #69 FemNaziBitch

Just posted this link on a friend’s Facebook timeline. She’s been obsessed with tigers since she was in elementary school (we’re the same age, so she loves tigers) and she’s nine months pregnant.

:-D

85 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:19:28pm

re: #83 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Let’s remember that their (old) bête noire George McGovern was a bomber pilot—IOW served in one of the most dangerous military capacities ever. If you mention that it’ll shut them up for a second while you make your escape.

McGovern is way before my time but I am familiar with him and his service during WWII.

86 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:20:33pm

re: #82 Targetpractice

So, basically the same speech every other Republican is giving.

Yeah but he’s young and hip so he’ll get the young people to vote for our own shriveled up dick of a party.

87 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 9:21:02pm

requiring colleges to provide major-specific income projections to prospective student loan applicants,

This pisses me off to no end.

“What career do you want to pursue?”

“I wanted to go into nursing.”

“Lets do a cost benefits analysis to see how broke you will be over the next decades trying to pay for your education. Next! What career do you want to pursue?”

“I want to toss around a ball and subject myself to traumatic brain trauma.”

“LETS GIVE YOU A FREE RIDE TO A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR CAREER WHICH WILL KILL YOU EARLY!”

88 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Apr 26, 2015 9:23:21pm

re: #86 HappyWarrior

Yeah but he’s young and hip so he’ll get the young people to vote for our own shriveled up dick of a party.

And reducing taxes, deregulating business, and going hogwild on military spending has worked so well for the last 35 years…more of the same, please!

89 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Apr 26, 2015 9:23:34pm

re: #87 Kragar

As a current college student I think that providing major-specific income projections is a good idea. College students take out some huge loans.

90 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 9:25:13pm

re: #89 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

As a current college student I think that providing major-specific income projections is a good idea. College students take out some huge loans.

I think more focus should be on reducing the need for those kinds of loans in the first place, not getting people comfortable with idea of having to pay for them.

91 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:25:27pm

re: #88 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

And reducing taxes, deregulating business, and going hogwild on military spending has worked so well for the last 35 years…more of the same, please!

Yeah if I didn’t know any better, I’d say Marco Rubio’s whole campaign slogan boils down to “Vote for me, I’m not an old white guy and I sometimes don’t sound like a dick when it comes to the hopes and aspirations of immigrants but it really depends who I am talking to.”

92 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 9:25:39pm

re: #89 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

As a current college student I think that providing major-specific income projections is a good idea. College students take out some huge loans.

And please correct me if I’m mistaken, but didn’t the President put that out as part of his education platform? And the GOP screamed that the Federal Govt had no right to do that? (in part, because of the effect it would have on certain for-profit colleges)

RBS

93 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:27:10pm

re: #91 HappyWarrior

Yeah if I didn’t know any better, I’d say Marco Rubio’s whole campaign slogan boils down to “Vote for me, I’m not an old white guy and I sometimes don’t sound like a dick when it comes to the hopes and aspirations of immigrants but it really depends who I am talking to.”

That is his entire appeal, that he’s a young Cubano. Nothing else distinguishes him from the rest of the field. Any thought of moderation got scrapped when he decided he wanted to be president. Now, he’s focused on winning that sweet, sweet Koch money that Walker has had taken away from him for going Full Wingnut.

94 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:29:54pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

That is his entire appeal, that he’s a young Cubano. Nothing else distinguishes him from the rest of the field. Any thought of moderation got scrapped when he decided he wanted to be president. Now, he’s focused on winning that sweet, sweet Koch money that Walker has had taken away from him for going Full Wingnut.

You know why I am cynical about the GOP’s future? It’s that even their “young guns” i.e. Rubio, Cruz, Paul, and so many of the others are actually more reactionary than the old guard. Yes, it’s true that millenials (my generation) may be more progressive as a whole but that doesn’t mean the millenails that will run the GOP one day will be.

95 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 26, 2015 9:34:32pm

Well, I just sold a pen to somebody that had been looking at it for a while. Her husband is a big Dallas Cowboys fan, so she loved the colors.

Don’t have the info on these pics, probably shot with my canon T1i with the 18-84 lens and manual flash behind an umbrella with a reflector on the side to fill in the light. (On the second pic I think I see the ribs of the umbrella. The seamless background is just a piece of posterboard pinned to a cardboard box to make a smooth transition curve.

96 FemNaziBitch  Apr 26, 2015 9:36:53pm

re: #82 Targetpractice

So, basically the same speech every other Republican is giving.

Restore the Republic!!! Isn’t that what Julius said?

97 FemNaziBitch  Apr 26, 2015 9:37:18pm

re: #84 teleskiguy

Just posted this link on a friend’s Facebook timeline. She’s been obsessed with tigers since she was in elementary school (we’re the same age, so she loves tigers) and she’s nine months pregnant.

:-D

oooh, I have a whole Pintrest board on tigers!

98 FemNaziBitch  Apr 26, 2015 9:41:17pm

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPY!!!

99 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:43:55pm

re: #94 HappyWarrior

You know why I am cynical about the GOP’s future? It’s that even their “young guns” i.e. Rubio, Cruz, Paul, and so many of the others are actually more reactionary than the old guard. Yes, it’s true that millenials (my generation) may be more progressive as a whole but that doesn’t mean the millenails that will run the GOP one day will be.

That’s what gets me when wingnuts tell me about how the Dems have no young stars, that the party is “old and decrepit.” You look at the GOP’s young stars and all of them are reading from a playbook as old as Goldwater and Reagan. It’s why it was so laughable when Rubio started his campaign by declaring Hillary the “candidate of yesterday,” when he’s pushing marriage policies that haven’t budged since the 90s.

100 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:47:00pm

re: #99 Targetpractice

That’s what gets me when wingnuts tell me about how the Dems have no young stars, that the party is “old and decrepit.” You look at the GOP’s young stars and all of them are reading from a playbook as old as Goldwater and Reagan. It’s why it was so laughable when Rubio started his campaign by declaring Hillary the “candidate of yesterday,” when he’s pushing marriage policies that haven’t budged since the 90s.

Exactly. There’s nothing new these guys are offering. It’s just more of the same GOP and right wing crap that we’ve been hearing for a long time. And hell as I said in some ways Rubio, Cruz, and the other youngsters are more reactionary than the oldies.

101 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 9:49:40pm

All the GOP candidates are too busy trying to be the next Reagan to try to be an example for anything else

102 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:51:37pm

re: #101 Kragar

All the GOP candidates are too busy trying to be the next Reagan to try to be an example for anything else

Yep. And you know what was interesting to me. Ted Cruz was asked how he would win a general election. He said “Reagan Democrats.” It occurred to me that the absolute youngest Reagan Democrat will be turning 50 the year of the election. These guys have no originality. Obama created his own coalition instead of trying to be another Bill Clinton or FDR.

103 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 9:52:34pm

I don’t want any politician who says “I’m the next ______”.

I want a guy who says “I want to inspire you to be like me.”

104 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:52:43pm

They also want to be Candidate Reagan more than President Reagan. They ignore that the actual President Reagan did things that they would condemn if President Obama did them.

105 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:56:48pm

I always laugh when I hear Ron Paul Revolution. What revolution. Oh you mean the policies that we got rid of because they were part of why there was very little upward mobility before the second world war and the GI Bill and the New Deal consensus? You mean civil rights policies that we had when lynching was still socially acceptable? There’s nothing revolutionary about Rand or Ron Paul. Just reactionary. Vote Rand or Ron Paul if you want to live the lives of your great grandparents.

106 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 9:57:16pm

re: #102 HappyWarrior

Yep. And you know what was interesting to me. Ted Cruz was asked how he would win a general election. He said “Reagan Democrats.” It occurred to me that the absolute youngest Reagan Democrat will be turning 50 the year of the election. These guys have no originality. Obama created his own coalition instead of trying to be another Bill Clinton or FDR.

What gets me about that is that the Reagan Democrats were something that you would never see in the GOP today: People who felt that the party was moving too far to the margin and so rebelled by supporting the other party that presented itself as more “reasonable.” Even the most “moderate” Republicans I meet today still insist that, come hell or high water, they will pull the lever for a Republican next year.

107 HappyWarrior  Apr 26, 2015 9:59:49pm

re: #106 Targetpractice

What gets me about that is that the Reagan Democrats were something that you would never see in the GOP today: People who felt that the party was moving too far to the margin and so rebelled by supporting the other party that presented itself as more “reasonable.” Even the most “moderate” Republicans I meet today still insist that, come hell or high water, they will pull the lever for a Republican next year.

Right. That’s another good point when not thinking about demographics. The other thing and the so called moderate Republicans will never admit this but a mainstream Democrat today resembles a moderate Republican of years past more than a mainstream Republican and it’s been that way for a while.

108 Varek Raith  Apr 26, 2015 10:03:19pm

That’s funny.

109 BeachDem  Apr 26, 2015 10:08:26pm

re: #70 Targetpractice

So now there’s word that Rick Snyder is considering launching a run for the GOP nomination. Seriously, how “strong” can the GOP bench be if there are second and third stringers who honestly believe they have a chance?

And I think Rick Snyder is the most disgusting, and possibly the most dangerous, of them all (well, Kasich is a close second.)

And Rachel Maddow’s coverage of what happened in Benton Harbor will bring tears to your eyes.

110 Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2015 10:12:37pm

I notice that the media now wants to talk almost exclusively about Hillary, as if the GOP field suddenly doesn’t matter anymore. I sincerely wonder if that’s because they realize that the only way to have an actual horse race is to cripple the horse that’s several lengths ahead of the rest of the field.

111 gwangung  Apr 26, 2015 10:24:48pm

re: #76 HappyWarrior

As someone who worked hard on the Kerry campaign and got to know a lot about the candidate, what was truly fucked up and something worth mentioning is some of the Swift Boat vets in the ad that trashed Kerry had previously endorsed him for Senate. Now I don’t know if they were paid off or not but I do know this. The guys who served on Kerry’s actual boat thought toe world of him both then and during the presidential campaign. It really was despicable how Kerry’s purple hearts turned into a running gag. Anyone remember the JibJab video that was circulated a lot during the election? That one always rubbed me the wrong way because I felt it was mocking Kerry’s purple hearts.

Well, we know where GamerGate learned their tactics….

112 BeachDem  Apr 26, 2015 10:26:28pm

re: #103 Kragar

I don’t want any politician who says “I’m the next ______”.

I want a guy who says “I want to inspire you to be like me.”

O’Malley’s stump speech has a strong section—(paraphrasing)—be proud Democrats—when you see a child/a person who now has health care/someone who wants their family to be treated with dignity and respect etc.—when they ask you who did you vote for in the last election, you tell them “I voted for you.”

113 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 10:29:26pm

re: #112 BeachDem

I’m liking O’Malley so far.

114 BeachDem  Apr 26, 2015 10:46:03pm

re: #113 Kragar

I’m liking O’Malley so far.

When he spoke at our issues conference at the end of Feb, part of his speech was cracking on “triangulation”—using that specific term, which the media picked up as being pretty anti-Hillary.

When he spoke this past weekend, he gave a different speech—which appears to be his now standard stump speech (here is a version of it, which is almost identical to the one he gave at our convention.)

I still think he’ll declare, run for a few months to get some name recognition and draw in the liberal wing who are not that enamored of Hillary, and will then be the vp pick.

115 Kragar  Apr 26, 2015 10:47:51pm

re: #114 BeachDem

When he spoke at our issues conference at the end of Feb, part of his speech was cracking on “triangulation”—using that specific term, which the media picked up as being pretty anti-Hillary.

When he spoke this past weekend, he gave a different speech—which appears to be his now standard stump speech (here is a version of it, which is almost identical to the one he gave at our convention.)
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I still think he’ll declare, run for a few months to get some name recognition and draw in the liberal wing who are not that enamored of Hillary, and will then be the vp pick.

And I would be perfectly fine with that.

116 BeachDem  Apr 26, 2015 10:51:36pm

re: #115 Kragar

And I would be perfectly fine with that.

I would as well. I think it would be a really strong team that covers all the bases (and all of the “bases.”)

117 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 1:22:19am

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he sees no reason to spend $1 billion on a presidential campaign as both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama did in 2012 and as Hillary Clinton is expected to do for 2016.

“I don’t think it’s necessary if you run the right kind of campaign,” Bush said during a Q&A before a donor retreat in Miami Beach,

Of course not. You have PACs that spend a billion and do it for you indirectly

118 Kragar  Apr 27, 2015 1:40:35am

re: #117 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he sees no reason to spend $1 billion on a presidential campaign as both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama did in 2012 and as Hillary Clinton is expected to do for 2016.

“I don’t think it’s necessary if you run the right kind of campaign,” Bush said during a Q&A before a donor retreat in Miami Beach,

Of course not. You have PACs that spend a billion and do it for you indirectly

I think in Jeb’s case, the reasoning would be there is no reason to spend that kind of money because he’s never going to be elected.

119 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:02:45am

re: #118 Kragar

I think in Jeb’s case, the reasoning would be there is no reason to spend that kind of money because he’s never going to be elected.

I don’t know, with the “right” people behind him, a lot of dark money, and the “moderate middle” seeing him as “likable” over the fire-breathers, he could win the primary, I think, even though he’s no better, nor worse, than the others.

If he and the Bushies didn’t want him elected, he wouldn’t be in the running, protestations aside. They really want to keep the power and they know people like Cruz or Huckleberry will never win the primary.

120 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 2:14:01am

re: #119 Justanotherhuman

I don’t know, with the “right” people behind him, a lot of dark money, and the “moderate middle” seeing him as “likable” over the fire-breathers, he could win the primary, I think, even though he’s no better, nor worse, than the others.

If he and the Bushies didn’t want him elected, he wouldn’t be in the running, protestations aside. They really want to keep the power and they know people like Cruz or Huckleberry will never win the primary.

I think another branch of the GOP knows that running another rich white guy will not get them the presidency.

121 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 2:19:20am

re: #119 Justanotherhuman

even though he’s no better, nor worse, than the others.

Personally he may even be better (certainly than Ted Cruz?), but what matters is the SCOTUS, and he will appoint the wingnut judges just as any other R.

122 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:19:50am

How much does it cost per year to keep looking like this? Probably a lot more than you make. And why was she even at the WHCA? Does she even do anything useful any more? I know she has good genes, but so do a lot of people and they don’t even come close, much less have the time and money to preserve themselves in such a fashion.

77 yr old Jane Fonda
123 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:22:17am

re: #120 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I think another branch of the GOP knows that running another rich white guy will not get them the presidency.

Bush will present himself as a humble guy with a family, not rich, doncha know. And some people will buy anything.

124 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:24:40am

At least 3,617 people have been confirmed dead in Nepal after massive earthquake, police say - @AP
end of alert

125 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 2:25:20am

re: #122 Justanotherhuman

She probably still does charitable work.

126 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 2:26:51am

re: #123 Justanotherhuman

Bush will present himself as a humble guy with a family, not rich, doncha know. And some people will buy anything.

He comes across a bit less arrogant than Mitt at least.

127 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 2:28:54am

People vote for scorpions and then wonder why they’re getting stung.

128 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:29:30am

re: #125 Nyet

She probably still does charitable work.

She doesn’t have to “work” at it. It’s just money.

129 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 2:30:47am

re: #128 Justanotherhuman

Good for her.

130 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:33:45am

Iowa State Univ bomb threat.

131 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:50:17am

re: #129 Nyet

Good for her.

I don’t hate her; in fact, I saw her during her political activism in the early 70s in Phila.

But she’s worth at least $120M and it’s a lot easier to have charitable causes when you have that much and can raise more for your own causes through being a celebrity plus having all that tax relief as a bonus and having others running them.

It’s a lot different than ordinary people who actually put their time into volunteering to work at a soup kitchen, or give a homeless person a hard-earned $20, or build Habitat houses.

132 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 2:51:29am

re: #131 Justanotherhuman

It’s a lot different than ordinary people who actually put their time into volunteering to work at a soup kitchen, or give a homeless person a hard-earned $20, or build Habitat houses.

and do not get their pictures spayed all over the tabloid press…

133 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:52:44am

Political understatement of the year:

Kazakhstan’s President Nazarbayev on his 97% election victory: ‘I apologize if these numbers are unacceptable for the super democratic countries but there was nothing I could do’ - @ARothNYT
end of alert

134 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 2:59:51am

OSCE report: Voters in Kazakhstan had limited choice in early presidential election due to lack of genuine opposition, restrictions on freedom of expression - @Reuters
end of alert

135 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 3:03:10am

Follow up: 3% of Kazahstan’s voters “mysteriously disappear”…

/

136 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 3:08:35am

re: #133 Justanotherhuman

Political understatement of the year:

Kazakhstan’s President Nazarbayev on his 97% election victory: ‘I apologize if these numbers are unacceptable for the super democratic countries but there was nothing I could do’ - @ARothNYT
end of alert

Not quite true:

In the wake of his third presidential election, Lukashenko went so far as to admit that he had forged previous election results.

“Yes, we falsified the [results of the] last election. I have already told this to Westerners. In fact, 93.5 percent [of ballots were] for President Lukashenko. People say this is not a European result, so we changed it to 86 percent. This truly happened,” he told Ukrainian journalists in 2006.

themoscowtimes.com

137 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 3:08:45am

Another non-surprise election:

Sudan’s President Bashir wins 94.5% of vote in election, election committee says - @Reuters
end of alert

138 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 3:43:14am

Whoa! I thought it was nippy. Only 39 here this am. Getting up to 70, though, later.

139 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 4:13:27am

re: #136 Nyet

Not quite true:

themoscowtimes.com

Originally Lukaschenko reported 103% of the vote; people were sneaking across the border from Poland, Lithuania and the Ukraine to vote for him.

140 Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2015 4:22:03am

re: #138 Justanotherhuman

Whoa! I thought it was nippy. Only 39 here this am. Getting up to 70, though, later.

Same temperate here in central Virginia, but we’re only getting up to 63F. :/

141 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 4:22:51am

re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Originally Lukaschenko reported 103% of the vote; people were sneaking across the border from Poland, Lithuania and the Ukraine to vote for him.

Actually 134%. Martians were also voting for him.

142 Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2015 4:29:35am

re: #139 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Originally Lukaschenko reported 103% of the vote; people were sneaking across the border from Poland, Lithuania and the Ukraine to vote for him.

Was Soros involved?

/

143 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 4:41:11am

re: #142 Timothy Watson

Was Soros involved?

/

He was sick that day, so ACORN took over.

144 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 4:51:14am

WTFITS==>

145 Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2015 4:55:23am

re: #144 Lord Of The Pies

WTFITS==>

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Sorry, I couldn’t get pass the author calling people at the Correspondents Dinner “the worst people in the world” (first paragraph).

146 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 5:08:20am

re: #145 Timothy Watson

Sorry, I couldn’t get pass the author calling people at the Correspondents Dinner “the worst people in the world” (first paragraph).

Butthurt because he wasn’t invited.,

147 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 5:15:15am

Yay, Kentucky!
*sigh*

Study finds local area tops nation in drinking

The study finds that Mason, Bracken, and Lewis counties, along with Owen County Kentucky are the list. Nine of the Top 10 counties in the nation are in Kentucky. The number one spot for the biggest increase in heavy drinking is held by Loving County Texas followed in the number two spot by Bracken County.

Some of those Kentucky counties in the top ten are “dry” (no alcohol sales) or “moist” (limited alcohol sales in cities).

148 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 5:27:40am

re: #98 FemNaziBitch

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPY!!!
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I watched two people taking a puppy for a walk in the park yesterday. Two entirely different agendas at work and neither party was entirely happy with how things were proceeding. People were sort of trying to get from Point A to Point Z. Puppy wanted to stop, sniff and roll about at Points B, C, F, H, etc.

149 lawhawk  Apr 27, 2015 5:28:54am

re: #103 Kragar

I don’t want any politician who says “I’m the next ______”.

I want a guy who says “I want to inspire you to be like me.”

I think that’s the reason I’m leery of Hillary. I don’t want the next Bill Clinton (or Clinton Admin generally).

I want the next inspirational candidate who has a platform that puts all Americans first; not merely fixating on slash taxes for the 1% and burning down the safety net for all those who aren’t making ends meet or stigmatizing those who rely on minimum wage or SNAP with onerous requirements while corporations get handouts without any oversight at all.

I want a candidate who understands that the tax code is a mess, but the fix isn’t a flat tax.

I want a candidate who understands that foreign policy isn’t simply saying America F’Yeah or that isolationism is a panacea, or that bomb bomb bomb is a cure either.

I want a candidate who understands that the health care system in the US provides some excellent care, but the cost structure is unsustainable, and it will bankrupt anyone who suffers from major maladies. As much as GOPers claim to hate Medicare/Medicaid, the fact is that their constituents love it because it controls and contains costs better than individual insurance companies. That too doesn’t mean that those programs can’t be adjusted and streamlined to make them more efficient, but you can’t cut funding to audits if you want to stop bad actors either (same with the IRS).

I want a candidate who understands that global warming is real and it is affecting climate across the US; I want a candidate who understands that water shortages in the southwest are real and require more than piecemeal state action. It means addressing potable water access nationally (and internationally as droughts are likely to increase conflicts in coming years).

I want a candidate who understands that science and religion can coexist, but that religion has no place in a science classroom. Evolution is real, testable and studied extensively; creationism is a belief system.

I want a candidate who understands what the 1A really means and limits the government’s imposition of religious beliefs on others - and that corporations aren’t people.

I want a candidate who understands that the 2A allows for reasonable restrictions and that making sure that purchasers/sellers are legitimate is reasonable. It means addressing mental health concerns.

I want a candidate who understands that officer-involved shootings and excessive force incidents are an epidemic (and have been for a long time). Reforming law enforcement will take time, particularly since the training and tactics are geared towards shooting first and escaping culpability for the consequences later.

And it is for that reason that I’m still not running for the WH. I can’t raise $1 billion to run, but more to the point, there’s a significant percentage of Americans who think that we should continue shifting resources to the 1%, that the poor and middle class should give up their safety net, that science is optional, and that cops should be able to be Judge Dredds, and that everyone should have maximum firepower and the ability to use it with a hair trigger, and that people should be able to impose their religious beliefs on others.

150 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 5:31:38am
151 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 5:34:11am

re: #149 lawhawk

I don’t mind a Clinton presidency if she continues in the Obama vein and takes them on full force.

I’m just afraid she’s not as good a chess player as Obama. I mean, who the hell is?

152 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 6:02:44am

Magnitude 5.1 earthquake hits on the border of India and Nepal, shaking felt in Bhutan - USGS
read more on usgs.gov

153 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 27, 2015 6:10:07am

I’m just over here getting a chuckle from the previous thread post

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HARRY REID, PART XVIIII

Never change, Powerline, never change.

154 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 6:13:01am
155 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 27, 2015 6:15:21am

re: #144 Lord Of The Pies

WTFITS==>

Erick son of Erick getting an early start I see.

156 FemNaziBitch  Apr 27, 2015 6:30:51am

re: #122 Justanotherhuman

How much does it cost per year to keep looking like this? Probably a lot more than you make. And why was she even at the WHCA? Does she even do anything useful any more? I know she has good genes, but so do a lot of people and they don’t even come close, much less have the time and money to preserve themselves in such a fashion.

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IIRC, she never had a child.

does make a difference!

157 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 6:31:33am
158 FemNaziBitch  Apr 27, 2015 6:32:51am

agh! bbl

159 ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2015 6:34:32am

Morning all. I see there has been much discussion overnight about W Bush being critical of President Obama. Ahhh…politics.

I figure someone got Bush to do some speaking for the team seeing as we are deep into the election BS (Groan!) and the Republicans are polling like the flotsam they are.

But this morning I heard a word accredited to Bush that really pissed me off. He supposedly called Obama naive in his working with Iran.

Really? I think that would be the last word W Bush should ever use.

Go back in your hole George W. Bush. There was a reason that you have been quiet over the last 6 plus years. That would be the same reason why you should continue to shut the hell up. Just remember, you will be very low on the list of successful presidents. Your own party wanted you to keep quite and stay away. Nothing has changed.

160 FemNaziBitch  Apr 27, 2015 6:34:50am

re: #149 lawhawk

Would you let your opininion of TIpper affect your vote for or against Al?

Or any other first lady?

Then why let your opinion of Bill affect your opinion of Hillary?

She is her own person and candidate.

161 lawhawk  Apr 27, 2015 6:44:33am

re: #160 FemNaziBitch

Would you let your opininion of TIpper affect your vote for or against Al?

Or any other first lady?

Then why let your opinion of Bill affect your opinion of Hillary?

She is her own person and candidate.

My opinion of Hillary takes into account that Hillary’s husband was POTUS and if you think that he’s not going to have a role/say in Hillary’s administration then you’re being naive. Even if it isn’t an official position, he’s going to have an outsized say as compared to any prior First Person.

My negative opinion of Tipper vis a vis Al stands on its own (PMRC) and never particularly liked either.

162 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Apr 27, 2015 6:48:27am

Now in Chongqing at a pretty good hotel for a student trip. With 150 of us, I guess we got a hefty discount.

Tomorrow is sightseeing day. Get on the bus, get off the bus, get on, get off, etc.

163 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 6:50:09am

re: #162 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Now in Chongqing at a pretty good hotel for a student trip. With 150 of us, I guess we got a hefty discount.

Tomorrow is sightseeing day. Get on the bus, get off the bus, get on, get off, etc.

More time embarking/debarking than actually spent at the site being visited?
:)

164 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 6:51:40am

re: #161 lawhawk

My opinion of Hillary takes into account that Hillary’s husband was POTUS and if you think that he’s not going to have a role/say in Hillary’s administration then you’re being naive. Even if it isn’t an official position, he’s going to have an outsized say as compared to any prior First Person.

My negative opinion of Tipper vis a vis Al stands on its own (PMRC) and never particularly liked either.

Who I want for President:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
Robert Reich

Who I want for Democratic candidate:
Hillary Clinton

The better choices are not going to happen in 2016, but President Scott Walker could.

165 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 6:51:55am

STUPIDEST TWEET OF THE DAY, MORNING EDITION==>

166 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 6:52:08am

The headline is wrong. And substituting male “heroes” for female “heroes” shouldn’t be the way girls learn to be independent and strong just so corporations can make billions. Girls can be taught not to be helpless “princesses” while also rejecting being turned into a female version of a man. Stereotypical roles should be rejected by any gender.

DC and Mattel look to turn girls into superhero fans

cnbc.com

re: #156 FemNaziBitch

I think she had 2, didn’t she?

167 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 6:53:26am

re: #162 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Now in Chongqing at a pretty good hotel for a student trip. With 150 of us, I guess we got a hefty discount.

Tomorrow is sightseeing day. Get on the bus, get off the bus, get on, get off, etc.

Have you visited Shangxi province? The scenery there looks to be freaking amazing.

168 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 7:03:33am
169 ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2015 7:06:12am

re: #164 Decatur Deb

Who I want for President:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
Robert Reich

Who I want for Democratic candidate:
Hillary Clinton

The better choices are not going to happen in 2016, but President Scott Walker, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Kelly Ayotte, Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, Lindsey Graham, Nikki Haley, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich, Peter King, Susana Martinez, Mike Pence, Rick Perry, Brian Sandoval, Rick Santorum, Rick Snyder could.

Thought it best to touch up your comment Deb, so as to reflect the insanity of the GOP Clown Truck. I added another consideration that I saw when I did a Google search to find the most complete list who isn’t even on the list yet that I found.

By the way, here is where I got the list: BallotPedia - Possible presidential candidates, 2016

170 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 7:11:08am

OFA, the relicta of the Obama For America campaign, has reshaped itself and is offering community organizing/activism training. I can’t really see how they plan to fit the 2016 campaign, but I’m looking into it. (The AL effort has gone rather silent.) The opportunity isn’t very well described in detail.

Here is a link to their 12-week training offer for the Summer and another for the Fall:

barackobama.com

171 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 7:11:47am

So very sad. And wrong.

172 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 7:12:43am

re: #171 Justanotherhuman

So very sad. And wrong.

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Don’t mourn, organize.

173 ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2015 7:13:53am

re: #171 Justanotherhuman

So very sad. And wrong.

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They should make the damn cops that had anything to do with his death be in that line.

174 Floral Giraffe  Apr 27, 2015 7:14:55am

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

I flipping HATE auto correct, but sometimes its just funny!

175 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 7:15:11am

re: #172 Decatur Deb

Don’t mourn, organize.

Oh, people are.

wetheprotesters.org

176 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 7:17:51am

O_o

177 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:18:21am

Here’s for profit education for you.

178 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 7:19:17am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

O_o

Koch Industries drops criminal-history question from job applications: on.wcnc.com

Must have openings in their Labor Security division.

179 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:20:09am

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth
Well…they are hiring a lot of Republican lawmakers right now.

180 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:23:23am

Still the best video game ever…

181 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 7:24:22am

Twitter photo fail:

182 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 7:33:12am

re: #177 darthstar

Here’s for profit education for you.

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And 16K students are out of school.

183 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 7:33:21am

re: #181 Backwoods_Sleuth

Twitter photo fail:

Nice idea. However, given the crap that people and towns spray in order to keep weeds down I wouldn’t trust the local dandelion greens (or other edible plants) very far.

184 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 7:34:49am

re: #183 Feline Fearless Leader

Nice idea. However, given the crap that people and towns spray in order to keep weeds down I wouldn’t trust the local dandelion greens (or other edible plants) very far.

Dandelion greens are good, although they take some work at preparation.
Too bad the tweet used a photo of chamomile instead.

185 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 7:35:43am

Pollan’s _Omnivore’s Dilemma_ has a nice section where he decides to make a meal and collect/harvest the ingredients himself. So he gets into finding local fruit* and such, hunts a feral hog, and makes sourdough bread using wind-harvested yeast.

* - The loquat comments remind me of this whenever I see them. :)

186 ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2015 7:36:49am

re: #184 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dandelion greens are good, although they take some work at preparation.
Too bad the tweet used a photo of chamomile instead.

I was going to ask you what plant that really was. I could tell by the leaves it sure wasn’t a dandelion. I’ve seen too many dandelions to know.

Time to get some work done…back laters.

187 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 7:38:00am

Speaking of plants - I went to pick up my mail on Saturday and on the table near the mailboxes that various things turn up on were two parsley plants in the plastic transplant boxes with a sign “Free to a Good Home”.

They’re now in a few of my pots that were vacant at the time. I can also post a “parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme” photo since this is the first time I have all four of those herbs planted at the same time.

188 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 7:38:54am

At today’s March for Marriage, Pastor Jim Garlow offered a lengthy explanation for why he believes marriage equality is wrong, asking the audience to repeat several Hebrew words found in Genesis before rearranging the letters to make the word “fire,” which of course proves that if you allow marriage equality you are going to Hell.

“You mess with the definition of marriage, and you burn, you’re toast, you can’t win that one,” he said.

189 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 7:46:09am

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

U.S. top court throws out Obamacare contraception ruling

reuters.com

(Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday revived religious objections by Catholic groups in Michigan and Tennessee to the Obamacare requirement for contraception coverage, throwing out a lower court decision favoring President Barack Obama’s administration.

“The justices asked the Cincinnati-based 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals to reconsider its decision that backed the Obama administration in light of the Supreme Court’s June 2014 ruling that allowed certain privately owned corporations to seek exemptions from the provision.

“”Obama’s healthcare law, known as Obamacare, requires employers to provide health insurance policies that cover preventive services for women including access to contraception and sterilization.” More

190 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:48:34am
191 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:49:15am

re: #182 Justanotherhuman

And 16K students are out of school.

Ouch…and one of my fb friends just lost her teaching job.

192 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 7:49:21am

re: #182 Justanotherhuman

And 16K students are out of school.

And they each owe $10,000’s in student loans.

193 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 7:50:54am

re: #189 Justanotherhuman

This is such bullshit. Part of women’s health includes contraception. Birth control isn’t just used to stop babies from being born. If private corporations are going to offer their employees insurance, women should have access to birth control. Period.

194 steve_davis  Apr 27, 2015 7:57:03am

re: #23 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing

Black Carter ;)

supreme court justice

195 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:57:50am
196 BeachDem  Apr 27, 2015 7:58:52am

re: #122 Justanotherhuman

How much does it cost per year to keep looking like this? Probably a lot more than you make. And why was she even at the WHCA? Does she even do anything useful any more? I know she has good genes, but so do a lot of people and they don’t even come close, much less have the time and money to preserve themselves in such a fashion.

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At least she was on a TV series within the past year and is a movie star. Most of the “celebrities” they showed, I had never even heard of. One was described as a “social media star,” another as “Vine personality.”

197 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 7:59:31am
198 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:01:15am
199 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:02:53am

Plush Tardigrades!

200 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:05:13am
201 Floral Giraffe  Apr 27, 2015 8:05:43am

re: #193 Lidane

This is such bullshit. Part of women’s health includes contraception. Birth control isn’t just used to stop babies from being born. If private corporations are going to offer their employees insurance, women should have access to birth control. Period.

Because this bears repeating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

202 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 8:07:36am

re: #193 Lidane

This is such bullshit. Part of women’s health includes contraception. Birth control isn’t just used to stop babies from being born. If private corporations are going to offer their employees insurance, women should have access to birth control. Period.

Do their religious objections extend to boner pills? No? Then they’re assholes. As you so correctly mentioned, contraceptives can be required for a woman’s health. It’s revelatory of the mindset of the opposition that contraceptives for women are always going to be used for sport-fucking while boner pills are used strictly for loftier purposes.

203 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:12:27am

Please proceed:

With luck, SCOTUS will rule against the RWNJ bigots on gay marriage. I would love to see the GOP get sucked into another social conservative tent revival primary shitstorm in 2016. It would be terrible for work, but great for me politically.

204 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:13:36am

re: #202 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Do their religious objections extend to boner pills? No? Then they’re assholes. As you so correctly mentioned, contraceptives can be required for a woman’s health. It’s revelatory of the mindset of the opposition that contraceptives for women are always going to be used for sport-fucking while boner pills are used strictly for loftier purposes.

Oh, those boner pills are absolutely for sport-fucking, but because men can do that sort of thing without being slut shamed, it’s all good.

205 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 8:19:52am

re: #203 Lidane

Please proceed:

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With luck, SCOTUS will rule against the RWNJ bigots on gay marriage. I would love to see the GOP get sucked into another social conservative tent revival primary shitstorm in 2016. It would be terrible for work, but great for me politically.

Heh. As the GOP candidates compete for the title of Supreme Ayatollah of Greater Wingnuttia. Should be fun to watch..

206 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:19:54am
207 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:22:53am

oh. my.

(short article and definitely worth the click to read it)

208 Joe Bacon  Apr 27, 2015 8:25:03am

re: #197 darthstar

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Gosh, who is that masked man???????

209 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 8:27:02am

re: #207 Backwoods_Sleuth

Clark explains the source of her legal knowledge in this paragraph: “Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about I month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings of American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don’t you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they’re unscrupulous losers like you, so it won’t be happening.”

Chuckles has a sister?

210 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:27:19am
211 Joe Bacon  Apr 27, 2015 8:28:23am

re: #207 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh. my.

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(short article and definitely worth the click to read it)

Did Orly Taitz coach her?

212 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:29:53am

re: #210 darthstar

They should’ve just asked John Cornyn.

It’s no secret that he and Ted Cruz despise each other.

213 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:31:49am

re: #207 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh. my.

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(short article and definitely worth the click to read it)

She’s right…the laws only apply to FEDERAL citizens…she and her husband and ‘baby’ are SOVEREIGN citizens…aka Teabagger Republicans.

214 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:32:26am
215 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:32:37am

re: #212 Lidane

They should’ve just asked John Cornyn.

It’s no secret that he and Ted Cruz despise each other.

Which will make his endorsement all the sweeter.

216 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:34:43am

re: #203 Lidane

Please proceed:

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With luck, SCOTUS will rule against the RWNJ bigots on gay marriage. I would love to see the GOP get sucked into another social conservative tent revival primary shitstorm in 2016. It would be terrible for work, but great for me politically.

NO, Marco, what’s ridiculous and absurd is that you and your party think it’s constitutional to prohibit them from having that right. Go and read Loving v Virginia, you bigoted asshole.

217 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:37:07am
218 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 8:38:42am

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, GUN-FUCKING EDITION==>
Explain how she is gonna put her kid down safely and then get off “as many shots as it takes”

219 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 8:39:58am

Joe is making it fun for Loretta Lynch. : )

220 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:40:35am

re: #218 Lord Of The Pies

Explain how she is gonna put her kid down safely and then get off “as many shots as it takes”

Didn’t you know? Owning a gun gives you precognitive abilities and super powers. She’ll know exactly who to aim for, be able to get her kid down safely, AND fire better, more accurate shots that the best Army snipers alive, and all because she’s a gun owner.

221 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:42:19am

re: #218 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, GUN-FUCKING EDITION==>
Explain how she is gonna put her kid down safely and then get off “as many shots as it takes”

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That looks safe. And of course a guy posted that.

222 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:42:37am

I swear gun fuckers are fucking stupid.

223 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:42:38am

re: #218 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, GUN-FUCKING EDITION==>
Explain how she is gonna put her kid down safely and then get off “as many shots as it takes”

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I notice she also has her purse slung over her shoulder and across her chest ON TOP of the rifle.

good grief.

224 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:43:28am

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

I notice she also has her purse slung over her shoulder and across her chest ON TOP of the rifle.

good grief.

It’s pornography for people who are too chickenshit to look at real pornography.

225 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 8:44:39am

re: #224 HappyWarrior

It’s pornography for people who are too chickenshit to look at real pornography.

That’s why they fuck guns instead of a willing human partner.

226 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:45:02am

re: #225 Lord Of The Pies

That’s why they fuck guns instead of a willing human partner.

A gun cant’ say no.

227 Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 27, 2015 8:45:05am

re: #224 HappyWarrior

the Bible says sexual immorality is sinful but violence is ok.

Oh wait…

228 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 8:47:04am
229 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 8:47:06am

re: #227 Eclectic Cyborg

the Bible says sexual immorality is sinful but violence is ok.

Oh wait…

Hehe that reminds me of a father of a childhood friend. He was all fine with my friend and his siblings seeing really graphically violent movies like Braveheart but the kids weren’t allowed to see bare breasts. and things like that.

230 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 8:48:50am
231 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 8:49:55am

I can guarantee my gun-fucking stalker will show up in my timeline with yet another Twitter account

232 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 8:50:58am

WHUT

233 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 8:51:26am

Watch TCOT lose all the shit they lost yesterday and then some.

234 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 8:52:22am

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

I notice she also has her purse slung over her shoulder and across her chest ON TOP of the rifle.

good grief.

She’ll wind up shooting off everything below her waist anyway.

235 Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 27, 2015 8:55:29am

Moar dumb memes…

236 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 8:56:21am
237 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 8:57:07am

re: #218 Lord Of The Pies

238 William Lewis  Apr 27, 2015 8:57:20am

Oy. Having a running dispute on NPR with this twit who believes this CT that the CIA had Kennedy killed for stopping their attempts to start a nuclear war. What a maroon.

239 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 8:58:49am

re: #238 William Barnett-Lewis

Oy. Having a running dispute on NPR with this twit who believes this CT that the CIA had Kennedy killed for stopping their attempts to start a nuclear war. What a maroon.

The JFK Assassination has probably spawned more CT’s than anything else.

240 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 9:00:27am

re: #235 Eclectic Cyborg

Moar dumb memes…

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We were talking about this last night

241 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:01:01am

Draw your own conclusions about where online “news” is headed.

Political reporter Peter Hamby is leaving CNN to head up news operations at Snapchat - @politico
read more on politico.com

242 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:02:28am

Speaking of conspiracy theories:

243 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:04:03am

re: #242 Lidane

Speaking of conspiracy theories:

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I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

244 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:04:25am

Tulsa County undersheriff resigns after memo, fatal shooting

TULSA, Okla. (AP) — A Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office senior official has resigned following a memo indicating the agency gave special treatment to a volunteer deputy who later fatally shot a restrained man, and that the official repeatedly rebuffed criticism of that reservist.

Sheriff Stanley Glanz said in a release Monday that Undersheriff Tim Albin has submitted his resignation.

245 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 9:07:15am

re: #243 Justanotherhuman

I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

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Exercise Jade Helm 2015, a DoD/Homeland Security campout in the SW.

246 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:07:18am

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

Tulsa County undersheriff resigns after memo, fatal shooting

Glanz is the one who should resign and allow a new sheriff in town to take over

There’s a New Sheriff in Town
247 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:01am

re: #243 Justanotherhuman

I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

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Why Operation Jade Helm 15 is freaking out the Internet — and why it shouldn’t be

The mission is vast both geographically and strategically: Elite service members from all four branches of the U.S. military will launch an operation this summer in which they will operate covertly among the U.S. public and travel from state to state in military aircraft. Texas, Utah and a section of southern California are labeled as hostile territory, and New Mexico isn’t much friendlier.

That’s the scheme for Jade Helm 15, a new Special Operations exercise that runs from July 15 to Sept. 15. Army Special Operations Command announced it last week, saying the size and scope of the mission sets it apart from many other training exercises.

“The nature of warfare is always changing and U.S. Army Special Operations Command’s mission is to make certain the Army’s various Special Operations Forces are trained, equipped and organized to successfully conduct worldwide special operations in support of our nation’s interests,” Army Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria, a command spokesman, said in an e-mail. “Training exercise Jade Helm is going to assist our Special Operations Soldiers and leadership in refining the skills needed against an ever changing foreign threat.”

The exercise has prompted widespread conspiracy theories that the United States is preparing to hatch martial law.

248 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:06am

re: #235 Eclectic Cyborg

Moar dumb memes…

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My niece dances from everything from the Gummy Bear song to the Black Keys. It is both cute and hilarious.

249 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:24am

re: #245 Decatur Deb

Exercise Jade Helm 2015, a DoD/Homeland security campout in the SW.

What, so these idiots think it’s prep for the FEMA prisons?

250 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:31am

re: #243 Justanotherhuman

I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

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Jade Helm 15 is a military exercise. The wingnuts all freaking out about it because apparently, it’s when PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL DECLARE HIMSELF TEH EMPEROR FOR LIFE AND THROW ALL THE GOD-FEERIN PATRIOTS IN TEH FEMA CAMPS AND GAY MARRY EVERYBODY UNDER TEH GAY SHARIA!11! or some such horseshit.

251 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:42am

re: #243 Justanotherhuman

I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

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Lily white and hellua old.

252 William Lewis  Apr 27, 2015 9:08:50am

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’ll care when the sheriff is an orange jumpsuit on his way to the state pen.

253 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:09:20am

re: #249 Justanotherhuman

What, so these idiots think it’s prep for the FEMA prisons?

You betcha! And for Obama’s evil plot to suspend the Constitution to become King For Life.

254 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:10:20am

You know at this point in Hitler’s fuehership or whatever you want to call it in Germany, the Anschluss had already happened as had Kristallnacht and the Nuremberg Laws. So if Obama’s going to be Hitler 2.0, he’s really slacking off. I mean we haven’t invaded Czechoslovakia yet. //

255 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 9:10:41am

re: #249 Justanotherhuman

What, so these idiots think it’s prep for the FEMA prisons?

Best fever dream variation: The closure of the 5 Walmarts provides the housing for the internee processing centers.

257 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 9:11:39am
258 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:11:49am

re: #250 Dr Lizardo

“SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND! RUN FOR THE DAMN HILLS!”

Heh.

259 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:11:54am

re: #253 Lidane

You betcha! And for Obama’s evil plot to suspend the Constitution to become King For Life.

That’s so fucking hilarious! Those people are just paranoid, uninformed idiots.

Even though the presentation by the military should allay the fear that they’ve cooked up, it won’t matter who’s talking since the military is part of this gubmint.

260 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:12:07am

re: #256 #FergusonFireside

hey! I found something for you:

261 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 9:12:16am

“Bad apples.”

262 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 9:12:47am

Think this about sums it up:

WE MUST PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS!!!!

263 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 9:13:03am

re: #251 HappyWarrior

Lily white and hellua old.

Makes me feel svelte.

LOLOL

264 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 9:13:48am

re: #255 Decatur Deb

Best fever dream variation: The closure of the 5 Walmarts provides the housing for the internee processing centers.

Yep…..that one’s certainly making the rounds in the fever swamps.

265 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 9:15:07am

re: #262 Ace-o-aces

Think this about sums it up:

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WE MUST PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS!!!!

What the wingnuts who believe that forget is they were laughing at moonbats who posted similar conspiracy theories in 2008, convinced Bush was going to suspend the elections to make himself President for Life.

266 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:16:36am

re: #262 Ace-o-aces

Think this about sums it up:

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WE MUST PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS FLUIDS!!!!

What this idiot doesn’t get is President Obama probably wants a third term even less than he does. I always get amused by people who insist that the president they hate will suspend the Constitution and implement Martial Law and run for a third term. When you know that Obama’s probably had enough of right wing assholes like this and just wants to finish out his term and then enjoy retirement as a pretty young man.

267 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 9:16:46am

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

He will be getting a nice severance package, no doubt.

268 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 9:17:11am

re: #262 Ace-o-aces

As if anyone who could easily make more money with less hassle on the outside would take the good time and trouble to do all of the things mentioned.

269 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 9:17:59am

re: #265 Targetpractice

Remember when Alex Jones was seen as completely batshit crazy? But now they embrace him.

270 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:18:34am

re: #267 GlutenFreeJesus

He will be getting a nice severance package, no doubt.

And open a “LE consulting business” and make even more coin.

271 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:19:00am

re: #265 Targetpractice

What the wingnuts who believe that forget is they were laughing at moonbats who posted similar conspiracy theories in 2008, convinced Bush was going to suspend the elections to make himself President for Life.

They have become what they mocked. I was looking at some old internet discussion about the NSA back in 2006-/07 and the right was mocking anyone who was critical of the NSA but then all of a sudden Obama gets elected and suddenly ZOMG THE NSA IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Nevermind the fact that Obama’s presidency has had more oversight of the NSA than Bush’s. Just another exercise in conservative intellectual dishonestly. Ya know kind of like how they complain about how Obama’s abused executive power which again he’s been restrained in his usage compared to his predecessors in both parties no less but they were the ones that had no problem with Bush’s expanding the executive post 9/11.

272 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:19:22am

re: #269 GlutenFreeJesus

Remember when Alex Jones was seen as completely batshit crazy? But now they embrace him.

Because he was saying his crazy conspiracies about their team.

273 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:19:25am

re: #266 HappyWarrior

What this idiot doesn’t get is President Obama probably wants a third term even less than he does.

A POTUS who wants to stay in power doesn’t have an Anger Translator standing next to him during the WHCD.

Comedy sketch or not, I’m pretty sure that was Obama’s way of almost going full Bulworth on a room full of people he’s been dying to tell off for six long years.

274 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:19:45am

re: #269 GlutenFreeJesus

Remember when Alex Jones was seen as completely batshit crazy? But now they embrace him.

They stayed too long at the Alex Jones Fayre.

275 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 27, 2015 9:20:03am

re: #243 Justanotherhuman

I’m not even sure what “Jade15” is, but the room is lily white:

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After the meeting the herd moved to the Golden Corral Buffet, and ruined the managers food-costs worksheet for the night.

RBS

276 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:20:24am

re: #269 GlutenFreeJesus

Remember when Alex Jones was seen as completely batshit crazy? But now they embrace him.

That was when he was going after Republicans. Now that he’s going after Obama, it’s all good.

277 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:22:05am

When the Tea Party was a Ron Paul thing too, it was mocked too. Same thing with people who were concerned about the deficit. Remember Dick Cheney: Deficits don’t matter. The Republican Party and conservatives in political office lecturing this president and his party about fiscal responsibility is a goddamn joke.

278 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 9:22:37am

re: #276 Lidane

Sore losers on both sides will believe the stupidest shit. If I didn’t have any morals, I’d be rich off their ignorance.

279 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 27, 2015 9:23:01am

Remember the right’s hero worshiping photo of young Putin in his KGB uniform? Well, here is yet another pro-communist meme from the tea party:

280 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:23:14am
281 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 27, 2015 9:24:35am

re: #280 Justanotherhuman

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And I have not the slightest doubt that somebody will find a way to have an outrage about the new china.

RBS

282 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:25:10am

re: #254 HappyWarrior

You know at this point in Hitler’s fuehership or whatever you want to call it in Germany, the Anschluss had already happened as had Kristallnacht and the Nuremberg Laws. So if Obama’s going to be Hitler 2.0, he’s really slacking off. I mean we haven’t invaded Czechoslovakia yet. //

If we listen to some, you’ve already invaded Ukraine. //

283 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:25:43am

re: #279 Shiplord Kirel

Remember the right’s hero worshiping photo of young Putin in his KGB uniform? Well, here is yet another pro-communist meme from the tea party:

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Well the right is pretty open about their love of authoritarianism.

284 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:25:59am

re: #261 Targetpractice

At this point it will be “But there are good apples too…”

285 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:26:39am

re: #281 RealityBasedSteve

And I have not the slightest doubt that somebody will find a way to have an outrage about the new china.

RBS

It’s not red, like Reagan’s. : )

Reagan China
286 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:26:43am

re: #282 Nyet

If we listen to some, you’ve already invaded Ukraine. //

Lebensraum for Obama.

287 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:29:19am

re: #286 HappyWarrior

“Now go to your Lebensraum, young Mr.! And no dessert!”

288 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:30:13am

Pres Obama’s doesn’t seem to contain as much gold as Reagan’s or Bush’s, nor look as regal, which Rs like to point out were bought with “donations”.

289 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:31:07am

re: #287 Nyet

“Now go in your Lebensraum, young Mr.! And no dessert!”

It probably sounds harsher in the original German. Everything does. I always joke that Hitler could be describing a nice strudel recipe in one of his speeches that you see in documentaries on the Nazi but because German is such a harsh sounding language, it sounds like he’s calling for the eradication of an entire people.

290 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 9:31:30am

re: #281 RealityBasedSteve

And I have not the slightest doubt that somebody will find a way to have an outrage about the new china.

RBS

Wait, he didn’t get new china until year 6 of his presidency? Has he been using Bush’s old stuff this whole time?

291 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:32:23am

Harding apparently gambled away the White House China in a poker game I’ve read.

292 #FergusonFireside  Apr 27, 2015 9:32:50am

re: #260 Backwoods_Sleuth

hey! I found something for you:

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lol!!!

293 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:32:52am

Wondering how much impact the Nepal earthquake and aftershocks have had; other than North America, Peru and one quake in the Philippians, the Pacific Rim is very quiet:

USGS earthquake map for the last 24 hours
294 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:33:11am

The Obama china, cont.

It consists of 11-piece place settings for 320 people and was being unveiled Monday at a preview for the Abe dinner.

The cost of the china service was not disclosed, but it was paid for from a private fund that is administered by the White House Historical Association. The state china service that then-first lady Laura Bush unveiled in January 2009 cost $493,000.

news.yahoo.com

295 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 9:33:31am

re: #289 HappyWarrior

It probably sounds harsher in the original German. Everything does. I always joke that Hitler could be describing a nice strudel recipe in one of his speeches that you see in documentaries on the Nazi but because German is such a harsh sounding language, it sounds like he’s calling for the eradication of an entire people.

I took four years of German in HS. I gave it up when I went to university because the next two semesters were devoted to learning the Bombastic Tense.

296 b_sharp  Apr 27, 2015 9:33:38am

re: #7 Kragar

We’ve got Skitarii!

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So they play the bagpipes and electric stand up bass? Cool.

297 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:36:01am

re: #289 HappyWarrior

It probably sounds harsher in the original German. Everything does. I always joke that Hitler could be describing a nice strudel recipe in one of his speeches that you see in documentaries on the Nazi but because German is such a harsh sounding language, it sounds like he’s calling for the eradication of an entire people.

C’mon, just not true. One of the most gentle languages in the world ;)

298 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:36:06am

re: #295 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I took four years of German in HS. I gave it up when I went to university because the next two semesters were devoted to learning the Bombastic Tense.

I took an introductory foreign language class in middle school and German naturally was one of the languages covered. Such a harsh language. My kid brother meanwhile started taking it last year and plans to go through with it which is great since I’m planning to take him on his first trip abroad and we’ll be stopping in Germany for sure.

299 dell*nix  Apr 27, 2015 9:36:08am

re: #218 Lord Of The Pies

As easy as running with untied long shoe laces.

300 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:36:21am

Brave teacher didn’t need a gun.

School official says a teacher tackled the student who fired shot in the air at North Thurston High School in Olympia, Wash. - @MarkWrightKING5
see original on twitter.com

301 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:37:45am

re: #297 Nyet

C’mon, just not true. One of the most gentle languages in the world ;)

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Video

I guess when you heard Ramstein’s Du Hast so many times. I didn’t know until my brother told me Du Hast is actually “You have”. I had been told it was “You hate” for years.

302 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:37:51am
303 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:38:13am

re: #300 Justanotherhuman

Brave teacher didn’t need a gun.

School official says a teacher tackled the student who fired shot in the air at North Thurston High School in Olympia, Wash. - @MarkWrightKING5
see original on twitter.com

If he had a gun, he would have tackled him like Mean Joe Greene.//

304 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 9:39:48am

re: #302 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Is this the old bridge?

305 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:40:31am

re: #304 Ace-o-aces

Is this the old bridge?

This one:

306 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 9:40:39am

re: #301 HappyWarrior

I guess when you heard Ramstein’s Du Hast so many times. I didn’t know until my brother told me Du Hast is actually “You have”. I had been told it was “You hate” for years.

That’s actually a pretty common mistake. The German for hate is “Hass”.

307 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 9:42:00am
308 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:42:15am

re: #306 Dr Lizardo

That’s actually a pretty common mistake. The German for hate is “Hass”.

Yeah not the worst mistake one could make.

309 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:42:46am

re: #301 HappyWarrior

I guess when you heard Ramstein’s Du Hast so many times. I didn’t know until my brother told me Du Hast is actually “You have”. I had been told it was “You hate” for years.

That’s word play. At first it goes:

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

which can be interpreted as “hasst”: you hate me. Then it becomes clear that it’s actually the auxiliary “hast” for the past perfect tense (Du hast mich gefragt, you have asked me).

310 Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2015 9:43:01am
311 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:44:06am

re: #309 Nyet

That’s word play. At first it goes:

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

which can be interpreted as “hasst”: you hate me. The it becomes clear that it’s actually the auxiliary “hast” for the perfect tense (Du hast mich gefragt, you have asked me).

Ah then, it’s easy to see why I was told that then. Language is fascinating.

312 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 9:44:15am

re: #307 Backwoods_Sleuth

Where’s Jindal’s god now?

313 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 9:44:15am

re: #310 Charles Johnson

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John, you got punk’d, man up and admit it.

314 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 9:44:57am

re: #312 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s Jindal’s god now?

I think he was last seen with Scott Walker in Iowa.

315 Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2015 9:44:57am
316 GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 27, 2015 9:45:48am

re: #314 HappyWarrior

Actually, that was Elvis.

317 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 27, 2015 9:46:50am

re: #312 GlutenFreeJesus

Where’s Jindal’s god now?

and before COB today, at least one leader / pundit on the religious right will announce how his is punishment from above for something. (Probably having to do with gay rights)

RBS

318 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 9:47:04am

re: #311 HappyWarrior

Ah then, it’s easy to see why I was told that then. Language is fascinating.

In the English version (yes, there is an English version; and if you listen to it, maybe you will say English is the harshest language ;) it actually goes “you, you hate, you hate me”.

319 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:48:51am

Lots of aid getting out to Nepal now, as long as they can land. India sent some earlier, as well as others.

320 blueraven  Apr 27, 2015 9:51:22am

re: #304 Ace-o-aces

Is this the old bridge?

The bridge was built in the 30s and was recently widened.
When I lived in NOLA, I only had a few occasions to cross it, but it was one of the scariest things ever! Especially if a train was crossing at the same time.

It was very narrow, (and super high) back in the day. Still just as high I assume.

321 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:51:38am

Paranoid, uninformed rednecks are paranoid and uninformed:

322 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:51:44am

Editor’s note: A Libyan army official has told Reuters that Islamic State militants have killed five journalists working for a Libyan television station in eastern Libya. We are looking for further confirmation of this story. - Tricia
end of note

323 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:54:11am

re: #321 Lidane

Paranoid, uninformed rednecks are paranoid and uninformed:

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They’re fucking insane.

324 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 9:54:53am

re: #323 Justanotherhuman

They’re fucking insane.

And they’re the GOP voter base here in Texas. Scary thought, that.

325 Mike Lamb  Apr 27, 2015 9:55:44am

re: #203 Lidane

Please proceed:

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With luck, SCOTUS will rule against the RWNJ bigots on gay marriage. I would love to see the GOP get sucked into another social conservative tent revival primary shitstorm in 2016. It would be terrible for work, but great for me politically.

I think they are hoping for a pro-marriage equality ruling. That way the nut balls have some cover to move towards the main stream “involuntarily”.

326 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 9:56:27am
327 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 9:58:38am

Actually, he did a lot more than this, probably including more rapes in other venues.

Ex-nurse gets 18 years in jail for raping 2 unconscious patients at Oxford, England, hospital - @BBCNews
read more on bbc.com

328 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 10:01:31am

re: #327 Justanotherhuman

329 freetoken  Apr 27, 2015 10:04:37am

re: #321 Lidane

Since the GOP and Fox have mainstreamed the fringe of Alex Jones and his cohorts, why are we surprised that this idiocy is now bubbling over?

330 Great White Snark  Apr 27, 2015 10:05:27am

The hits keep coming…
Photographer Gets Beaten by Baltimore Police

331 jaunte  Apr 27, 2015 10:10:24am

re: #321 Lidane

Paranoid, uninformed rednecks are paranoid and uninformed:

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Apparently the US military is invading Texas.

332 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 10:11:03am

re: #320 blueraven

The bridge was built in the 30s and was recently widened.
When I lived in NOLA, I only had a few occasions to cross it, but it was one of the scariest things ever! Especially if a train was crossing at the same time.

Yeah, I’ve driven that Bridge. The new one is much better and you can cross it faster too. It takes like half as much time to drive out to Mosca’s now.

333 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 10:11:53am
334 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 10:13:13am

re: #70 Targetpractice

So now there’s word that Rick Snyder is considering launching a run for the GOP nomination. Seriously, how “strong” can the GOP bench be if there are second and third stringers who honestly believe they have a chance?

At least Snyder *might* carry his own state. I doubt Rubio, Cruz, Walker or Christie could say that.

335 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2015 10:13:36am

re: #329 freetoken

Since the GOP and Fox have mainstreamed the fringe of Alex Jones and his cohorts, why are we surprised that this idiocy is now bubbling over?

It started when the GOP refused to contest or at least distance itself from people like that in the press and at town hall meetings. Now they have taken over

336 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 10:14:16am

re: #334 WhatEVs

At least Snyder *might* carry his own state. I doubt Rubio, Cruz, Walker or Christie could say that.

I wouldn’t vote for him.

Also remember: Michigan was the only state that voted for a Democratic senator in 2014, over the Koch-picked GOP candidate.

337 jaunte  Apr 27, 2015 10:17:54am

re: #321 Lidane

338 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 10:18:01am

Ukraine took measures against commies, but it doesn’t abandon its Great Patriotic War vets:

339 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 10:18:41am

re: #109 BeachDem

And I think Rick Snyder is the most disgusting, and possibly the most dangerous, of them all (well, Kasich is a close second.)
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Let’s not forget that Snyder lowered corporate taxes and raised taxes on the elderly.

This guy is a snake. But I still think he would carry MI, which is more than I can say about most of the GOP clowns.

340 Justanotherhuman  Apr 27, 2015 10:19:35am

29 Revealing Photos From This Weekend’s Anti-Gay March For Marriage

thinkprogress.org

341 Eventual Carrion  Apr 27, 2015 10:19:54am

re: #250 Dr Lizardo

Jade Helm 15 is a military exercise. The wingnuts all freaking out about it because apparently, it’s when PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL DECLARE HIMSELF TEH EMPEROR FOR LIFE AND THROW ALL THE GOD-FEERIN PATRIOTS IN TEH FEMA CAMPS AND GAY MARRY EVERYBODY UNDER TEH GAY SHARIA!11! or some such horseshit.

Will I at least get to pick the person I ghey marry? I have a couple good friends I would want it to be rather than an arranged marriage.

342 allegro  Apr 27, 2015 10:20:18am

Note to self: watching Supervolcano (Netflix) late at night just before sleeping results in seriously disturbing dreams that still have me feeling creepy.

It’s really very good, opening that it is a true story that hasn’t happened yet, i.e. the eruption of the super volcano under Yellow Stone. Really well done and not just another stupid disaster flick.

343 Eventual Carrion  Apr 27, 2015 10:20:40am

re: #255 Decatur Deb

Best fever dream variation: The closure of the 5 Walmarts provides the housing for the internee processing centers.

At least there will be enough food for a while.

344 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 27, 2015 10:21:59am

re: #331 jaunte

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Apparently the US military is invading Texas.

At least we’re not at war with Krasnovia anymore.

RBS

345 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 10:25:13am

re: #280 Justanotherhuman

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Here’s what’s going to be on those plates:

346 lawhawk  Apr 27, 2015 10:26:10am

re: #257 Ace-o-aces

347 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 10:26:12am

re: #345 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is it edible? /

348 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 10:28:34am

re: #347 Nyet

Is it edible? /

I have no idea.
:D

349 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 10:29:37am

re: #348 Backwoods_Sleuth

I prefer cheeseburger. /

350 BeachDem  Apr 27, 2015 10:32:19am

re: #339 WhatEVs

Let’s not forget that Snyder lowered corporate taxes and raised taxes on the elderly.

This guy is a snake. But I still think he would carry MI, which is more than I can say about most of the GOP clowns.

And that’s the kind of thing that makes Snyder more dangerous than some of the other clowns. He’s still portraying himself as a mild-mannered nerd while cutting the slats out under the most vulnerable people around.

351 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 10:32:59am

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, MID-MORNING EDITION==>
Do you know WHO ELSE threw political opponents in jail on trumped up charged without due process?

352 Eventual Carrion  Apr 27, 2015 10:33:48am

re: #331 jaunte

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Apparently the US military is invading Texas.

Send out Dubya and the National Guard!

353 Varek Raith  Apr 27, 2015 10:35:58am

re: #302 Backwoods_Sleuth

Must’ve been one hell of a storm.

354 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 10:39:08am

If any Austin-area Lizards are around, hit me up. My landlord just sold the house I’m renting and I need to find a new place. If you know anyone who’s got a duplex, townhouse, or home that’s available by May 20th, please let me know. Thanks!

355 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 10:42:23am

re: #336 Lord Of The Pies

I wouldn’t vote for him.

Also remember: Michigan was the only state that voted for a Democratic senator in 2014, over the Koch-picked GOP candidate.

I can’t begin to guess various state politics, but Snyder has more of a chance of carrying MI than Christie does of NJ or Rubio does of FL. At least in my eyes.

Not saying he would…but I think he has a better chance than the other clowns.

356 Dave In Austin  Apr 27, 2015 10:42:27am
357 Ace-o-aces  Apr 27, 2015 10:42:35am

I’m trying to understand the mindset of the person who asked this question. Does he think that military training exercises are like Baseball spring training? You know, we have some practice wars that don’t count so that both sides can flesh out their opening lineup before the war season starts.

358 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 10:44:09am

re: #350 BeachDem

And that’s the kind of thing that makes Snyder more dangerous than some of the other clowns. He’s still portraying himself as a mild-mannered nerd while cutting the slats out under the most vulnerable people around.

Exactly. This…exactly!

359 jaunte  Apr 27, 2015 10:44:10am

re: #357 Ace-o-aces

They probably think ISIS can just take a couple of buses up from the border.

360 lawhawk  Apr 27, 2015 10:46:24am

That’s a pretty big clown car. Think we need a bus.

It’s rather telling that there are so many GOPers who think that the can/should run or are running for the WH. It’s not out of a position of strength, but rather of the general weakness of the GOP because they simply can’t be extreme enough in the primaries and still win over enough moderate/independent at the generals.

361 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 10:46:38am

LOL. This is how you pronounce those weird Russian letters:
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362 darthstar  Apr 27, 2015 10:49:06am

re: #258 Lidane

“SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND! RUN FOR THE DAMN HILLS!”

Heh.

I was humored by “he’s not here just so he can speak to Chuck Todd”…

363 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 10:50:12am

re: #360 lawhawk

25 candidates? Is he fucking serious?

No way they get even half that number. He’s delusional. Everybody and their dog might make noise about running for POTUS, but considering the money and commitment required, few of them are going to bother.

364 stpaulbear  Apr 27, 2015 10:52:44am

re: #360 lawhawk

That’s a pretty big clown car. Think we need a bus.

A short bus.

365 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 10:53:01am

re: #360 lawhawk

That’s a pretty big clown car. Think we need a bus.

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It’s rather telling that there are so many GOPers who think that the can/should run or are running for the WH. It’s not out of a position of strength, but rather of the general weakness of the GOP because they simply can’t be extreme enough in the primaries and still win over enough moderate/independent at the generals.

The GOP primaries have turned into a game of Chutes and Ladders. Those potential candidates are all convinced that they won’t do or say anything reasonable enough to go down a chute so they’ll get only ladders.

366 Dave In Austin  Apr 27, 2015 10:54:09am

re: #352 Eventual Carrion

Actually, there is an active Nat. Guard base about 8 mi. North of Bastrop. I fish a lake between the 2.
People in rural Texas are scared of their own shadows and have the guns to prove it.

367 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 10:55:21am

re: #366 Dave In Austin

Actually, there is an active Nat. Guard base about 8 mi. North of Bastrop. I fish a lake between the 2.
People in rural Texas are scared of their own shadows and have the guns to prove it.

Having lived in South Texas I read that as “Barstop.”

368 Varek Raith  Apr 27, 2015 10:55:50am

Yo.

369 Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2015 10:56:09am

re: #331 jaunte

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Apparently the US military is invading Texas.

Won’t be the first time.

370 No Country For Old Haters  Apr 27, 2015 11:01:43am

re: #351 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, MID-MORNING EDITION==>
Do you know WHO ELSE threw political opponents in jail on trumped up charged without due process?

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371 BeachDem  Apr 27, 2015 11:04:40am

re: #360 lawhawk

That’s a pretty big clown car. Think we need a bus.

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It’s rather telling that there are so many GOPers who think that the can/should run or are running for the WH. It’s not out of a position of strength, but rather of the general weakness of the GOP because they simply can’t be extreme enough in the primaries and still win over enough moderate/independent at the generals.

And as Charles P. Pierce says:

allowing Gingrich to pontificate about the evils of corrupt influences in our politics…is like getting a lecture on sanitation from the e. coli virus.

esquire.com

372 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 11:04:58am

re: #360 lawhawk

That’s a pretty big clown car. Think we need a bus.

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It’s rather telling that there are so many GOPers who think that the can/should run or are running for the WH. It’s not out of a position of strength, but rather of the general weakness of the GOP because they simply can’t be extreme enough in the primaries and still win over enough moderate/independent at the generals.

I agree with Lidane, I don’t foresee even half that number actually committing to a full run. In fact, I expect some, like Carson and Trump, to make a lot of noise about running before dropping off the radar right around August with excuses about “family” or other commitments.

But you’re right, that there are so many making noises about considering a run is not a good sign for the GOP. It says that, at nearly five months into the year, there is still no clear front-runner, and that a lot of donor money is still in play. All the notions of a “strong” bench are being destroyed with each passing week, as a new skeleton comes out of a candidate’s closet to take their turn on the catwalk.

373 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:06:20am

Um, okay. I see that bad crazy hasn’t subsided.

Anyway, I just came to drop off this Flickr photo of the fugliest damned muffin I’ve ever seen. Eww… just eww.

374 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 11:09:07am
375 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 11:09:55am

re: #373 CuriousLurker

Of course it’s ugly, it’s gluten-free!/

376 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 11:11:26am

re: #374 Nyet

Those dots over letters? They matter.

A Cellphone’s Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

oops…

377 wrenchwench  Apr 27, 2015 11:11:28am

re: #368 Varek Raith

Yo.

Yo yo.

378 wrenchwench  Apr 27, 2015 11:11:44am
379 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:12:20am

re: #372 Targetpractice

I think many of them are just opportunists hopping on the wingnut gravy train. I think I’m gonna start a spreadsheet and keep track of who actually announces, and what each of them is doing 6-12 months after the nomination (book deals, TV shows, speaking circuit, etc.)

380 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 27, 2015 11:13:17am

re: #351 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, MID-MORNING EDITION==>
Do you know WHO ELSE threw political opponents in jail on trumped up charged without due process?

Well, Obama is a dictator. Can’t he do it?

//

381 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:14:13am

re: #372 Targetpractice

All the notions of a “strong” bench are being destroyed with each passing week, as a new skeleton comes out of a candidate’s closet to take their turn on the catwalk.

At the end of the day, it’s going to come down to Jeb and Not Jeb.

Who that “Not Jeb” ends up being is an open question. Christie is damaged by scandals, Walker’s attempts to out-crazy Cruz and Rubio by opposing LEGAL immigration will destroy his chances with the corporate types who like legal immigration, Rand Paul is a joke, and Jindal is an also-ran before he even declares.

382 A Cranky One  Apr 27, 2015 11:14:14am

re: #377 wrenchwench

Yo yo.

Yo Yo Ma

383 Feline Fearless Leader  Apr 27, 2015 11:14:31am

re: #372 Targetpractice

I agree with Lidane, I don’t foresee even half that number actually committing to a full run. In fact, I expect some, like Carson and Trump, to make a lot of noise about running before dropping off the radar right around August with excuses about “family” or other commitments.

But you’re right, that there are so many making noises about considering a run is not a good sign for the GOP. It says that, at nearly five months into the year, there is still no clear front-runner, and that a lot of donor money is still in play. All the notions of a “strong” bench are being destroyed with each passing week, as a new skeleton comes out of a candidate’s closet to take their turn on the catwalk.

Trump will drop claiming that the GOP is not properly rolling over for him as his due for being the great person that he is.
///

384 RealityBasedSteve  Apr 27, 2015 11:16:05am

re: #373 CuriousLurker

Um, okay. I see that bad crazy hasn’t subsided.

Anyway, I just came to drop off this Flickr photo of the fugliest damned muffin I’ve ever seen. Eww… just eww.

Geeze, that thing looks like it was baked in a microwave. Do.Not.Want

385 wrenchwench  Apr 27, 2015 11:16:44am

re: #382 A Cranky One

Yo Yo Ma

Much nicer than the one I listened to before it:

386 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:16:59am

Speaking of Bad Crazy, here are more constitutional scholars who want to gut Article III because gays:

387 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:17:36am

re: #379 CuriousLurker

I think many of them are just opportunists hopping on the wingnut gravy train. I think I’m gonna start a spreadsheet and keep track of who actually announces, and what each of them is doing 6-12 months after the nomination (book deals, TV shows, speaking circuit, etc.)

Hasn’t Ben Carson as much as admitted that’s his goal?

388 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:17:49am

re: #374 Nyet

Those dots over letters? They matter.

A Cellphone’s Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

From the article:

The local press has pointed out that the faulty localization of cellphones in Turkey is causing “serious problems” when it comes to certain “delicate words” in Turkish, and they are calling to enhance localization of technology to avoid these mistakes.

Um, how about if people just calm the hell down or not use phones capable of texting, FFS. The stupid, it burns.

389 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 11:18:32am

re: #373 CuriousLurker

Um, okay. I see that bad crazy hasn’t subsided.

Anyway, I just came to drop off this Flickr photo of the fugliest damned muffin I’ve ever seen. Eww… just eww.

I’ll have you know that muffin nearly beat the blancmange at Wimbledon.

390 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 27, 2015 11:18:50am

re: #331 jaunte

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Apparently the US military is invading Texas.

The uproar over this is tumultuous, with several outbursts in the Lubbock area. These have been fueled by unethical yokel media who “discovered” a military training facility south of town, ignored all previous media stories about the facility since it was created 15 years ago, and pretended not to know whether the Russian guns and missiles there were real. They also didn’t indicate they were Russian. They are actually dummies used for threat avoidance training for aircrews who fly in from bases all over Texas.

One conspira-fool declared that unbelievers were simply dupes for uncritically accepting the government’s word for it that there have been military bases in Texas since statehood. It may be that some of these yokels really think we are only taking the government’s word that Reese Air Force Base operated just west of Lubbock for over 50 years. I did meet one who claimed that the government never admits to the presence of missiles and nuclear weapons at a specific installation so they could well be lying about a secret deployment in west Texas.

That is the level of ignorance we are dealing with, and that reckless swindlers like Alex Jones exploit for cash.

Ever since I met the college student who did not know that other countries have military forces (she thought all “military” was specifically American and part of the same whole) I have always asked myself first just what aspect of common knowledge these people are missing that makes them susceptible to lurid claims.

I wonder what they will say in a couple of weeks when Jade Helm is over and there is no martial law, no roundup of Christians, and no third term for Obama? Probably the same thing their ignorant lying asses have said the last 50 or so times one of their dire predictions didn’t pan out: Nothing.

391 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:18:53am

re: #386 Lidane

Speaking of Bad Crazy, here are more constitutional scholars who want to gut Article III because gays:

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I see one guy is claiming marriage equality would criminalize Christianity. How do these people function without shitting themselves?

392 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 11:19:13am

re: #379 CuriousLurker

I think many of them are just opportunists hopping on the wingnut gravy train. I think I’m gonna start a spreadsheet and keep track of who actually announces, and what each of them is doing 6-12 months after the nomination (book deals, TV shows, speaking circuit, etc.)

I keep seeing the Tweets from “Dennis Michael Lynch” who is apparently some Libertarian dude running a campaign entirely on Facebook and Twitter but who has no actual creds in meat space.

393 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 11:19:20am

re: #381 Lidane

At the end of the day, it’s going to come down to Jeb and Not Jeb.

Who that “Not Jeb” ends up being is an open question. Christie is damaged by scandals, Walker’s attempts to out-crazy Cruz and Rubio by opposing LEGAL immigration will destroy his chances with the corporate types who like legal immigration, Rand Paul is a joke, and Jindal is an also-ran before he even declares.

I’m honestly beginning to suspect it will end up being Rubio. Bush is simply damaged goods, between his name and his past history of using family connections to help both a con artist and a terrorist. Slather on his secrecy, refusing to turn over millions of emails because he’d dubbed them “personal,” and he stops being the risk-free investment that he seemed a year ago.

394 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:20:06am

re: #387 WhatEVs

Hasn’t Ben Carson as much as admitted that’s his goal?

I don’t know, has he? Whenever he starts talking I tend to just tune him out.

395 freetoken  Apr 27, 2015 11:21:38am

re: #379 CuriousLurker

It’s becoming a cottage industry, a variant of the “celebrity culture” that brings us TMZ.

396 Dr Lizardo  Apr 27, 2015 11:21:47am

re: #391 HappyWarrior

I see one guy is claiming marriage equality would criminalize Christianity. How do these people function without shitting themselves?

You’d have to ask Chuckles on that one. He’s King Shitstain, or so I hear.

397 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 11:23:35am

Another day, another example of how fucked up our police have become:

Walters encountered 40-year-old Melissa Davis during an April 2013 patrol in Marion, when he spotted her leaving the yard of a home for sale and suspected she might have broken into it.

The officer asked Davis what she was doing and then shocked her with a Taser, court records show.

Walters ordered the woman to place her hands behind her back after she fell to the ground and then shocked her four more times before she had time to comply, prosecutors said.

Brown arrived at that point to provide backup, but Walters had determined that Davis had done nothing wrong and was removing the Taser probes from her back.

But Brown noticed one of the woman’s hands slip from the handcuffs - which Walters had applied improperly - and shocked Davis three more times until she rolled over to be handcuffed again.

The officer offered to let Davis go if she let him shock her with the Taser once more in the forehead.

Brown told the other officers at the scene that he had shocked Davis with the Taser because he “did not want to touch that nasty b*tch.”

Of course, in keeping with how much of a joke our justice system has become when cops are involved, neither man will face more than two years in jail because of plea bargains.

398 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:23:41am

re: #396 Dr Lizardo

You’d have to ask Chuckles on that one. He’s King Shitstain, or so I hear.

No thank you.

399 Shiplord Kirel  Apr 27, 2015 11:24:55am

Otoh, sizable parts of Texas may actually be enemy territory if you happen to understand the real Constitution (as opposed to the fanciful David Barton version) or genuine American principles.

But, yes, the invasion in real. The Alex Jones faithful and other “dissidents” should seek refuge at once. I advise them to grab their bug-out bags, flee the state, AND NEVER COME BACK,

400 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:25:45am

re: #393 Targetpractice

I’m honestly beginning to suspect it will end up being Rubio. Bush is simply damaged goods, between his name and his past history of using family connections to help both a con artist and a terrorist. Slather on his secrecy, refusing to turn over millions of emails because he’d dubbed them “personal,” and he stops being the risk-free investment that he seemed a year ago.

I’m not so sure. The GOP kicked up such a shitstorm about a first-term Senator with no executive experience running for POTUS with Obama that I don’t see them falling in line for Rubio. Plus the far right World Nut Daily types don’t think he’s a citizen so they don’t think he’s eligible.

Rubio might end up as veep to Jeb, but in the end I think that the Bush name and fundraising capabilities will allow Jeb to overcome whatever objections voters have about him.

401 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:26:31am

re: #400 Lidane

I’m not so sure. The GOP kicked up such a shitstorm about a first-term Senator with no executive experience running for POTUS with Obama that I don’t see them falling in line for Rubio. Plus the far right World Nut Daily types don’t think he’s a citizen so they don’t think he’s eligible.

Rubio might end up as veep to Jeb, but in the end I think that the Bush name and fundraising capabilities will allow him to overcome whatever objections voters have about him.

Don’t the VP and pres have to be from different states? I definitely could see Rubio or even Cruz as a running mate though.

402 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 11:26:48am

LOLOLOLOL!
He’s been flogging this for 10 days and it’s only now “officially begins” today?

403 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:26:49am

re: #394 CuriousLurker

I don’t know, has he? Whenever he starts talking I tend to just tune him out.

Yup.

After a several-day onslaught from fans and the media, many wanting to know his potential political plans, Carson has eased away from suggestions he may have his eyes on the White House. The 61-year-old doctor now says the likelihood of a presidential run is “incredibly small.” What he really wants is a second career in television when he retires from Johns Hopkins later this year.

404 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:27:30am

re: #401 HappyWarrior

Don’t the VP and pres have to be from different states? I definitely could see Rubio or even Cruz as a running mate though.

They don’t *have* to be from different states, but it’s believed to help electorally since you’d theoretically get support from both states and regional voters in those areas.

405 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:28:52am

*facepalm*

406 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:28:58am

re: #397 Targetpractice

Another day, another example of how fucked up our police have become:

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Of course, in keeping with how much of a joke our justice system has become when cops are involved, neither man will face more than two years in jail because of plea bargains.

That makes me want to cry. Actually, that did make me cry.

Humanity is doomed. If this is what people do to each other, we’re fucked as a species.

407 Nyet  Apr 27, 2015 11:29:20am

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

Only 369 days to go…

408 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 11:29:49am

re: #400 Lidane

I’m not so sure. The GOP kicked up such a shitstorm about a first-term Senator with no executive experience running for POTUS with Obama that I don’t see them falling in line for Rubio. Plus the far right World Nut Daily types don’t think he’s a citizen so they don’t think he’s eligible.

Rubio might end up as veep to Jeb, but in the end I think that the Bush name and fundraising capabilities will allow Jeb to overcome whatever objections voters have about him.

I’m not sure I see it now. If anything, I see Bush foundering under a rather withering barrage from that base as the year goes on, as he tries to square the circle by presenting himself as the “reasonable” alternative to nutters like Cruz and Paul. He’s gonna end up pulling a McCain/Romney, making himself so unelectable that by this time next year, we won’t be discussing whether can win the nomination but just how in the hell he’s gonna convince millions of Americans that he’s really a “moderate.”

409 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:29:50am

re: #400 Lidane

I’m not so sure. The GOP kicked up such a shitstorm about a first-term Senator with no executive experience running for POTUS with Obama that I don’t see them falling in line for Rubio. Plus the far right World Nut Daily types don’t think he’s a citizen so they don’t think he’s eligible.

Rubio might end up as veep to Jeb, but in the end I think that the Bush name and fundraising capabilities will allow Jeb to overcome whatever objections voters have about him.

IOKIYAR. That’s all I will say.

410 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 27, 2015 11:30:02am

re: #404 Lidane

They don’t *have* to be from different states, but it’s believed to help electorally since you’d theoretically get support from both states and regional voters in those areas.

I think there is something about the Prez and VP needing to be from different states.

In 2000 Cheney had been living in Texas (Halliburton) but returned to his home state of Wyoming to register to vote there to re-establish residency there so he could pick himself as VP (Cheney had headed W Bush’s VP search team).

411 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:30:33am

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL!
He’s been flogging this for 10 days and it’s only now “officially begins” today?

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So Chucky what do you have to say about Ronald Reagan who was older than his three immediate predecessors? It’s amazing how the right fixates on “old Hillary” but loves to venerate Reagan who turned 70 not even a month into his presidency and showed serious signs of memory loss during his presidency. Hillary at least is still sharp.

412 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:32:24am

re: #410 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

I think there is something about the Prez and VP needing to be from different states.

In 2000 Cheney had been living in Texas (Halliburton) but returned to his home state of Wyoming to register to vote there to re-establish residency there so he could pick himself as VP (Cheney had headed W Bush’s VP search team).

Right, that’s why I asked. I think it’s in the 11th or 12th amendment but I may be wrong. I think if it is Bush, he will no doubt be forced to choose one of the base’s favorite who they think the left will be scared of but then that person will end up alienating anyone not a RWNJ- see Palin, Sarah or Ryan, Paul for reference.

413 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:33:06am

I think it can’t be ignored that Bush last ran for office in 2002. A lot in how campaigns are run has changed since then.

414 Targetpractice  Apr 27, 2015 11:33:11am

re: #409 WhatEVs

IOKIYAR. That’s all I will say.

That’s the other thing to bear in mind, that if the big donors start lining up behind Rubio (word is the Kochs and Adelson are gravitating towards him), then the base will drop whatever criticisms they have of him and portray him as the Second Coming. Wayne LaPierre has dubbed him “demographically significant,” and I think that’s how the base will go with him, that he’s their ticket to a bigger conservative Latino turnout and the younger voters will go for him over the “old maid” Clinton. And don’t be surprised if we start hearing about how “hunky” he is to the ladies.

415 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 11:34:50am
416 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 11:35:26am

Stacy in your case, you ARE a rape apologist who hates women. Oh and a racist too.

417 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:37:25am

re: #410 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

I think there is something about the Prez and VP needing to be from different states..

I had to go look it up. Per Snopes, that rule doesn’t apply to candidates. It applies to electors:

snopes.com

The framers did anticipate one potential flaw with their electoral mechanism, though: Since each state would likely consider it to be to their advantage for the nation’s chief executive to be a fellow statesman, electors would be tempted to vote only for candidates from their home states. And since every elector would vote for two candidates, and states with larger populations had more representatives in Congress and therefore got to appoint more electors, this process created the possibility that the presidency would be continually held by candidates hailing from a few of the largest states. (Many delegates believed that rarely would any presidential candidate receive a majority of electoral votes, so every four years the House of Representatives would essentially be choosing a president from among the five candidates “nominated” by the three or four states with the most electoral votes.) Therefore, Article II (as well as the Twelfth Amendment, which modified it) specified that electors must “vote by ballot for two persons, of whom one at least shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves,” a requirement that guaranteed at least half of each state’s electoral votes would be cast for candidates from other states.

This requirement is still in effect today, but confusion arises when people misunderstand it to govern the actions of candidates rather than electors. Nothing in the constitution bars presidential and vice-presidential candidates from the same state from running, being elected, or holding office together; it only bars the electors from their home state from voting for both of them.

In other words, the electors in Florida wouldn’t be able to vote for a Bush/Rubio ticket since both of them are from Florida. That’s typically why the two parties will chose candidates from different states.

418 sagehen  Apr 27, 2015 11:37:30am

re: #404 Lidane

They don’t *have* to be from different states, but it’s believed to help electorally since you’d theoretically get support from both states and regional voters in those areas.

Nah, they actually do have to. It’s in the constitution and everything.

419 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:37:31am

re: #416 Lord Of The Pies

Stacy in your case, you ARE a rape apologist who hates women. Oh and a racist too.

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Waaaah I said something degrading about women and I don’t like the mean feminists calling me out for being a right wing shit for brains. Waaah.

420 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:38:01am

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL!
He’s been flogging this for 10 days and it’s only now “officially begins” today?

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I’m amazed that people are willing give him money.

How stupid do they have to be?

421 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:38:14am

re: #414 Targetpractice

That’s the other thing to bear in mind, that if the big donors start lining up behind Rubio (word is the Kochs and Adelson are gravitating towards him), then the base will drop whatever criticisms they have of him and portray him as the Second Coming. Wayne LaPierre has dubbed him “demographically significant,” and I think that’s how the base will go with him, that he’s their ticket to a bigger conservative Latino turnout and the younger voters will go for him over the “old maid” Clinton. And don’t be surprised if we start hearing about how “hunky” he is to the ladies.

Rubio is hunkier than Paul Ryan. Those pics of Ryan pumping iron while running for Veep still haunt my dreams.

Rubio is the only one at the moment who is making any kind of sense. Which is kinda scary. Because he’s still nuts. I don’t know how he’d crossover to younger voters.

422 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:38:18am

re: #417 Lidane

I had to go look it up. Per Snopes, that rule doesn’t apply to candidates. It applies to electors:

snopes.com

In other words, the electors in Florida wouldn’t be able to vote for a Bush/Rubio ticket since both of them are from Florida. That’s typically why the two parties will chose candidates from different states.

Thanks. Props for looking it up. This makes sense now.

423 Lidane  Apr 27, 2015 11:39:14am

re: #418 sagehen

Nah, they actually do have to. It’s in the constitution and everything.

Not quite, no. The rule in the Constitution doesn’t apply to the candidates. It applies to the electors in the Electoral College. Link is posted above.

424 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:39:30am

re: #421 WhatEVs

Rubio is hunkier than Paul Ryan. Those pics of Ryan pumping iron while running for Veep still haunt my dreams.

Rubio is the only one at the moment who is making any kind of sense. Which is kinda scary. Because he’s still nuts. I don’t know how he’d crossover to younger voters.

I think he’s too socially conservative for younger voters. Maybe if he were more dishonest about it like how Rand is, he’d have a better chance with them but Marco doesn’t hide that he’s a so con through and through like Rand does. Rand would be the one to worry about young voter crossover for IMO not Rubio.

425 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:39:39am

re: #415 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I… *smh*

426 Lord Of The Pies  Apr 27, 2015 11:41:03am

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, LUNCHTIME EDITION==>
Of course they fail to tell us what restrictions India puts in the way of obtaining voter ID, like say, Texas.

427 Mike Lamb  Apr 27, 2015 11:43:18am

re: #357 Ace-o-aces

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I’m trying to understand the mindset of the person who asked this question. Does he think that military training exercises are like Baseball spring training? You know, we have some practice wars that don’t count so that both sides can flesh out their opening lineup before the war season starts.

Apparently they think it’s like pre-season football…

428 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:43:32am

re: #426 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, LUNCHTIME EDITION==>
Of course they fail to tell us what restrictions India puts in the way of obtaining voter ID, like say, Texas.

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I remember reading after Walker tried to push voter ID in Wisconsin, he also pushed closing down DMVs. Voter ID is one of those things that sound great until you see that’s it another method of Republicans for keeping the turn out low as possible. The Republicans are a party that is fully aware and Paul Weyrich even admitted as much that it’s not good when more people vote so they naturally oppose things like making it easier to vote, more precincts, etc. If more people in this country voted, the Republican Party would be close to a permanent minority status.

429 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Apr 27, 2015 11:44:08am

re: #417 Lidane

Ah, yes, thanks.

430 Higgs Boson's Mate  Apr 27, 2015 11:44:37am

re: #420 CuriousLurker

I’m amazed that people are willing give him money.

How stupid do they have to be?

Think about it for a second: a list of people stupid enough to send him money would be worth some coin to scammers and flim-flam artists.
.
“I have a collection of vintage Yugos which circumstances force me to sell at a deep discount. Though these cars are rapidly appreciating in value one can be yours for only…”

431 A Cranky One  Apr 27, 2015 11:46:52am

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

I just looked at his Gofundme page. What a hoot. Upchuck-for-brains is still pretending that he’s had successes, including bringing down Menendez:

Menendez is now under indictment thanks, in part, to my investigation. (The last time I crowdfunded on this platform it was the research that ultimately brought him down.)

Delusional, pure and simple. And his Gofundme has been stalled for days at $1055. This should be amusing.

432 CuriousLurker  Apr 27, 2015 11:48:38am

re: #430 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Think about it for a second: a list of people stupid enough to send him money would be worth some coin to scammers and flim-flam artists.
.
“I have a collection of vintage Yugos which circumstances force me to sell at a deep discount. Though these cars are rapidly appreciating in value one can be yours for only…”

QFT!

433 Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2015 11:48:49am

re: #431 A Cranky One

434 Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2015 11:49:03am

re: #426 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, LUNCHTIME EDITION==>
Of course they fail to tell us what restrictions India puts in the way of obtaining voter ID, like say, Texas.

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India doesn’t even have a national ID number. They have a PAN which is used for tax purposes but only 204 million have been issued.

435 Mike Lamb  Apr 27, 2015 11:49:43am

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL!
He’s been flogging this for 10 days and it’s only now “officially begins” today?

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That was just a “soft opening” for the gofundme page.

436 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 11:49:44am

re: #434 Timothy Watson

India doesn’t even have a national ID number. They have a PAN which is used for tax purposes but only 204 million have been issued.

Details, details. Wingnuts are always wrong when it comes to details.

437 leftynyc  Apr 27, 2015 11:52:07am

re: #122 Justanotherhuman

How much does it cost per year to keep looking like this? Probably a lot more than you make. And why was she even at the WHCA? Does she even do anything useful any more? I know she has good genes, but so do a lot of people and they don’t even come close, much less have the time and money to preserve themselves in such a fashion.

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Maybe for being on Newsroom?

438 Mike Lamb  Apr 27, 2015 11:52:18am

re: #426 Lord Of The Pies

They want everyong to have “papers”, except for gun owners…

439 lawhawk  Apr 27, 2015 11:54:25am

re: #405 Lidane

440 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:55:13am

re: #438 Mike Lamb

They want everyong to have “papers”, except for gun owners…

Right. They want it to be absurdly easy to get a gun but franchise should be as difficult as possible. Fuck that noise.

441 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 11:57:01am

re: #439 lawhawk

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Yeah what a fucking joke just like how they act like Benghazi was unique to only Obama. The only thing and I mean no disrespect to Ambassador Stevens that made Benghazi unique was that the ambassador was killed. Tragic, no doubt about it but there were plenty of attacks on embassies and consulates during President Bush’s presidency too and no one on the right blinked an eye or accused him of sympathizing with the attackers which is exactly what Mitt Romney did the day Benghazi happened but no one talks about that.

442 WhatEVs  Apr 27, 2015 12:02:38pm

re: #441 HappyWarrior

Opportunism. That is all that matters. It doesn’t matter if veterans get fucked, or if ambassador’s or other State Dept personnel die…if it is an opportunity to slam a dem, that is all it’s worth. Everything else is a talking point (Support the Troops!!!11!!) to Republicans.

443 HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2015 12:03:46pm

re: #442 WhatEVs

Opportunism. That is all that matters. It doesn’t matter if veterans get fucked, or if ambassador’s or other State Dept personnel die…if it is an opportunity to slam a dem, that is all it’s worth. Everything else is a talking point (Support the Troops!!!11!!) to Republicans.

Right. Kind of like how Republicans didn’t say a peep when there were VA problems in the Bush years but the second it came out that unfortunately some of those problems continued into Obama’s presidency, it was a national outrage and all Obama and Shinseki’s fault.

444 BeachDem  Apr 27, 2015 12:14:43pm

re: #421 WhatEVs

Rubio is hunkier than Paul Ryan. Those pics of Ryan pumping iron while running for Veep still haunt my dreams.

I’ll see your Rubio with Julian Castro (and I’ll raise with Martin O’Malley—a little older, but easy on the eyes—and for some reason, seems to like to go shirtless.)

445 Eventual Carrion  Apr 27, 2015 12:23:56pm

re: #405 Lidane

*facepalm*

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She is correct, they killed by the thousands with planes during Bush. And they did do some burning and hanging from streets and bridges too.

446 Eventual Carrion  Apr 27, 2015 12:30:56pm

re: #426 Lord Of The Pies

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY, LUNCHTIME EDITION==>
Of course they fail to tell us what restrictions India puts in the way of obtaining voter ID, like say, Texas.

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Wikipedia says that you can apply online for India voter ID (with proper documentation). It also says that bankrupt and mentally ill people do not get to vote. Sorry Donald.


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