Apparently, Marriage Equality Is Going to Cause God to Send Asteroids to Destroy the Planet

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The right wing homophobic fear-mongering over marriage equality is reaching an insane fever pitch these days. They’re all going batshit, but End Times loon Rick Wiles may be the nuttiest; he warned on his “Trunews” radio program yesterday that “a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.”

“Now the communists rule this nation,” Wiles said in a monologue before his interview with Staver, “and everywhere communism takes control, they go after the churches and they kill the pastors and they demolish the church buildings and they reeducate the church children. That’s what’s coming to America. It’s already started.”

“We are at the end of the road as a nation,” he warned. “If the Supreme Court dares to defy Almighty God one more time, I’m telling you it will be the last time.”

“I believe I am speaking under the unction of the Holy Spirit,” he continued. “I’m telling you there will be swift, sudden and devastating consequences for the United States of America. America will be brought to its knees, there will be pain and suffering at a level we’ve never seen in this country. The word that I hear in my spirit is ‘fire.’ I do not know if it refers to riots or looting or war on American soil or a fireball from space. I simply know that a sweeping, consuming fire will come across the United States of America and this country will be charred and burned.”

He told his listeners to “prepare for the fire that will sweep across America if the United States Supreme Court dares to defy God one more time and rule that homosexual marriage is a constitutional right.”

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146 comments
1 Skip Intro  May 2, 2015 11:20:18am

And these loons have their own political party that now controls Congress and many state governments.

We are so fucked.

2 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 11:21:51am

Bring it on. I’m ready. Are you?

3 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 2, 2015 11:25:12am

4 calochortus  May 2, 2015 11:25:33am

re: #2 Bubblehead II

Bring it on. I’m ready. Are you?

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I’ll take my chances.

5 jaunte  May 2, 2015 11:25:45am
6 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 11:26:47am

Apparently there was some sort of weird exercise program in old Roman times…

7 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 11:27:29am

Upchuck’s next doxxing victims? (Wonder what these people did to incur the wrath of chuckie?)

And has this lazy twit ever done his own research?

8 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 11:28:24am

he is soooo drunk:

9 WhatEVs  May 2, 2015 11:29:52am

re: #2 Bubblehead II

In case you missed this, FYI from downstairs.

littlegreenfootballs.com

10 calochortus  May 2, 2015 11:29:56am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

he is soooo drunk:

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He needs to keep his misspellings consistent.

11 Charles Johnson  May 2, 2015 11:30:37am

It makes me laugh every time he denies it…

12 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 11:30:45am
13 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 11:30:47am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

he is soooo drunk:

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He’s even added another new spelling of Baltimore

14 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 11:31:10am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

he is soooo drunk:

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I didn’t see Mosley wash her hands of the affair and hand the cops over to the executioners. Was the salver under the podium somewhere?

15 Targetpractice  May 2, 2015 11:32:19am

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

Apparently there was some sort of weird exercise program in old Roman times…

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I’ve noticed that, while both sides of the spectrum have agreed that the government of Baltimore completely screwed the pooch, the difference is in how. Liberals seem to be in agreement that they have allowed the cops to run amuck and failed to deescalate the situation but instead threw a match on the tinder pile. Conservatives seem to be all over the place, but the majority seem to be of the opinion that the city government didn’t do the “right thing” in ordering an immediate crackdown and letting the cops loose to crack skulls.

16 FemNaziBitch  May 2, 2015 11:33:17am

because I’ve watched it over and over

17 Targetpractice  May 2, 2015 11:33:42am

re: #8 Backwoods_Sleuth

he is soooo drunk:

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First “Pilates,” and now “Mosley.” It’s Mosby, you halfwit.

18 Charles Johnson  May 2, 2015 11:34:07am
19 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 11:34:48am

re: #17 Targetpractice

First “Pilates,” and now “Mosley.” It’s Mosby, you halfwit.

Crap! And I copied him! Oh, well—I’ll let my idiocy stand.

20 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 11:35:13am

re: #9 WhatEVs

In case you missed this, FYI from downstairs.

littlegreenfootballs.com

Thanks for the info.

21 wrenchwench  May 2, 2015 11:42:56am
22 FemNaziBitch  May 2, 2015 11:46:06am

bbl

23 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 11:51:28am

re: #14 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I didn’t see Mosley wash her hands of the affair and hand the cops over to the executioners. Was the salver under the podium somewhere?

She is just so pontious! Take her to the pilot!!!

24 EPR-radar  May 2, 2015 11:52:40am

Note that voting for ‘moderate Republicans’ gives power to loons like Rick Wiles because Wiles et al. are controlling the agenda of the Republican party these days.

25 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 11:54:18am

re: #24 EPR-radar

Note that voting for ‘moderate Republicans’ gives power to loons like Rick Wiles because Wiles et al. are controlling the agenda of the Republican party these days.

If it’s looking like one of these idiots is going to win towards November of next year, I’m going to start rooting for the asteroid.

26 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 12:04:41pm

re: #17 Targetpractice

First “Pilates,” and now “Mosley.” It’s Mosby, you halfwit.

Maybe a Freudian slip and reference to Oswald Mosley?

27 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 12:06:34pm

re: #24 EPR-radar

Note that voting for ‘moderate Republicans’ gives power to loons like Rick Wiles because Wiles et al. are controlling the agenda of the Republican party these days.

That is the problem. They lost control of the helm and are now a minority voice.

28 stpaulbear  May 2, 2015 12:14:11pm

re: #26 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Maybe a Freudian slip and reference to Oswald Mosley?

He’s not remotely hip enough to know about Bob Mosley.

29 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 12:15:14pm

re: #26 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Maybe a Freudian slip and reference to Oswald Mosley?

Or maybe Carol Moseley Braun? She was once a prosecutor, and she’s black, and she’s a woman.

en.wikipedia.org

30 The Ghost of a Flea  May 2, 2015 12:17:08pm

re: #27 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

That is the problem. They lost control of the helm and are now a minority voice.

You can’t put a yoke on crazy and expect it to plow straight furrows.

31 GlutenFreeJesus  May 2, 2015 12:17:22pm

32 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 12:18:28pm

re: #29 BeachDem

Or maybe Carol Moseley Braun? She was once a prosecutor, and she’s black, and she’s a woman.

en.wikipedia.org

There’s always Henry Gwyn-Jeffreys Moseley, but I sincerely doubt Chuckles has heard of him.

33 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 12:25:40pm

Just what we needed—another one-man right-wing religious group with a total loon at the helm.

On his own Facebook page, Hichborn has expressed his distaste for gay marriage, posting a picture of a plunger in a toilet and comparing it to same-sex marriage, writing, “A shaft in a sewer is a pretty apt analogy of sodomy.”

The institute, named after the Battle of Lepanto in 1571 where the Christians defeated the Ottoman Turks, is currently applying for 501 (c)(3), tax exempt status, and is holding a fundraiser that has raised $4,535 so far.

rawstory.com

34 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 12:31:22pm

Always very far away from any physical presence or action, he continues to safely spew shit on the internet:

35 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 12:32:12pm

re: #29 BeachDem

Or maybe Carol Moseley Braun? She was once a prosecutor, and she’s black, and she’s a woman.

en.wikipedia.org

way before his time, like JFK…

36 Zamb  May 2, 2015 12:36:08pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

My favorite bible story was always that one where Jesus broke a dudes spine.

37 Origuy  May 2, 2015 12:39:53pm

Maybe he’s on acid and thinking of Owsley Stanley?

38 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 12:41:03pm

Says the wasted sack of meat who creams his jeans over riots:

39 sunnygal  May 2, 2015 12:42:02pm

re: #33 BeachDem

Just what we needed—another one-man right-wing religious group with a total loon at the helm.

On his own Facebook page, Hichborn has expressed his distaste for gay marriage, posting a picture of a plunger in a toilet and comparing it to same-sex marriage, writing, “A shaft in a sewer is a pretty apt analogy of sodomy.”

The institute, named after the Battle of Lepanto in 1571 where the Christians defeated the Ottoman Turks, is currently applying for 501 (c)(3), tax exempt status, and is holding a fundraiser that has raised $4,535 so far.

rawstory.com

Well, he has company in James Dobson and other right-wing crazies that are predicting (hoping for?) Civil War. Link

40 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 12:42:16pm

Oh, he thinks he’s a badass:

41 Zamb  May 2, 2015 12:44:17pm

re: #40 Backwoods_Sleuth

Shitting on the floor isn’t controversial, it’s just rude.

42 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 12:49:00pm

re: #41 Zamb

Shitting on the floor isn’t controversial, it’s just rude.

I just so stole and tweeted that.

43 Romantic Heretic  May 2, 2015 12:49:53pm

re: #7 BeachDem

Upchuck’s next doxxing victims? (Wonder what these people did to incur the wrath of chuckie?)

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And has this lazy twit ever done his own research?

Being women seems to be the most likely reason.

44 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 12:52:44pm

re: #42 Bubblehead II

Interesting. How the heck did the asteroid pic get appended to my tweet?

45 Rev_Arthur_Icantbreatheing  May 2, 2015 12:53:36pm

Good day lizards. I’m just gonna leave this here:

46 allegro  May 2, 2015 12:53:37pm

re: #44 Bubblehead II

Interesting. How the heck did the asteroid pic get appended to my twee?

Flaming turd?

47 Targetpractice  May 2, 2015 12:54:24pm

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that, after days of insisting that race wasn’t an issue in Baltimore because the people in charge were black, suddenly race is an issue because the person bringing charges against the six cops is black.

48 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 12:54:53pm

re: #46 allegro

Flaming turd?

No idea. Charles?

49 Dr Lizardo  May 2, 2015 12:54:56pm

re: #36 Zamb

My favorite bible story was always that one where Jesus broke a dudes spine.

Yeah…..it was great on video too!

“Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.” - Jesus before he kicks some guys ass.

50 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 12:55:33pm

re: #47 Targetpractice

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that, after days of insisting that race wasn’t an issue in Baltimore because the people in charge were black, suddenly race is an issue because the person bringing charges against the six cops is black.

Not to mention 3 of the 6 cops.

51 Targetpractice  May 2, 2015 12:56:55pm

re: #50 Justanotherhuman

Not to mention 3 of the 6 cops.

One truly stupid wingnut just told me a short while ago that she’ll end up having to let them go because the “narrative” is that white cops are the problem.

*sigh*

52 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 12:57:30pm

I just can’t imagine getting into the minds of people like Upchuck and these religious freaks.

I mean I know what they’re saying, but sheeesh, bizarre doesn’t begin to describe what they’re spewing.

53 Charles Johnson  May 2, 2015 12:59:56pm
54 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 12:59:59pm
55 Shiplord Kirel  May 2, 2015 1:01:10pm

Ironically, it appears that an all consuming fire might well devour the “Evangelical Vatican,” Colorado Springs, because of inadequate fire service, risky building practices and tinder-dry conditions in the surrounding woods and brush.
I lived in Colorado Springs when I was young and for many years I wanted to retire there. I changed these plans after it was invaded and occupied by superstitious nutburgers in the 1990s.
Poor fire service and high fire risk might well be related to the fundy influx since they always bring low tax demands and loose regulation of development with them.

56 Charles Johnson  May 2, 2015 1:02:09pm

re: #48 Bubblehead II

It’s because you included a link to this article. Twitter includes that automatically if the article contains the proper metadata (which it does).

57 A Cranky One  May 2, 2015 1:04:07pm

58 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 1:05:25pm

upchuck has spoken—all must obey.

59 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 1:05:32pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

It’s because you included a link to this article. Twitter includes that automatically if the article contains the proper metadata (which it does).

Thanks for the info. Cool pic btw.

60 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:05:41pm

re: #55 Shiplord Kirel

Ironically, it appears that an all consuming fire might well devour the “Evangelical Vatican,” Colorado Springs, because of inadequate fire service, risky building practices and tinder-dry conditions in the surrounding woods and brush.
I lived in Colorado Springs when I was young and for many years I wanted to retire there. I changed these plans after it was invaded and occupied by superstitious nutburgers in the 1990s.
Poor fire service and high fire risk might well be related to the fundy influx since they always bring low tax demands and loose regulation of development with them.

Isn’t it right outside Colorado Springs where Nikola Tesla built that huge transmitter to communicate with the Canal Builders on Mars? Maybe he succeeded after all.

61 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 1:05:58pm

re: #58 BeachDem

upchuck has spoken—all must obey.

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Greenwald will have a sad…

62 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 1:07:04pm

Yes, go ahead and laugh while you can…

63 calochortus  May 2, 2015 1:09:04pm

re: #58 BeachDem

upchuck has spoken—all must obey.

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Ummm, I looked up where he lived a while ago and IIRC he lives in a very mid-scale (modest sized houses, postage stamp lots,) but nonetheless gated, community. Will he shut up any time soon?

64 FemNaziBitch  May 2, 2015 1:10:08pm

Dogs relaxing for a bath are more likely to bring on the Rapture than monogomy:

drive by video

65 Frenchy  May 2, 2015 1:11:02pm

re: #63 calochortus

Does it really count if you live in your in-laws’ basement though?

66 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:11:21pm

re: #58 BeachDem

upchuck has spoken—all must obey.

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If you live in a gated community or doorman apartment you don’t get to bitch about the police. #BaltimoreRiots

See, this right here—this is the fundamental difference between right-wingers and people. They can’t conceive of sympathizing with or advocating fair treatment for a group without being a member of that group. Any white person who is in favor of treating black people like human beings is a hypocrite, as is any straight person who favors gay rights. They’re quite sincere in believing this, and that’s why the two sides basically talk past each other. “What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

67 Weet  May 2, 2015 1:18:24pm

Wow. The Holy Spirit just sent this to me:

rick wiles fire
68 calochortus  May 2, 2015 1:19:20pm

re: #65 Frenchy

Does it really count if you live in your in-laws’ basement though?

Yep. It does.

This will have to be more or less of a drive-by comment as I need to go run errands. Later, all.

69 BeachDem  May 2, 2015 1:19:27pm

re: #66 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

See, this right here—this is the fundamental difference between right-wingers and people. They can’t conceive of sympathizing with or advocating fair treatment for a group without being a member of that group. Any white person who is in favor of treating black people like human beings is a hypocrite, as is any straight person who favors gay rights. They’re quite sincere in believing this, and that’s why the two sides basically talk past each other. “What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

That’s his bitch at his latest about-to-be-doxxed journalists. He says they have no right to be involved in the Baltimore protests (although he consistently refers to them only as riots) because they live in predominantly white areas.

He’s so full o’shit he could double as a porta-potty.

70 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 1:19:56pm
71 Shiplord Kirel  May 2, 2015 1:24:58pm

re: #60 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Isn’t it right outside Colorado Springs where Nikola Tesla built that huge transmitter to communicate with the Canal Builders on Mars? Maybe he succeeded after all.

Absolutely. And it was one of the weirdest and most wonderful technical installations in history. Many Tesla conspiracy theories (there is a whole subculture of them) connect these experiments to the NORAD operations center built inside Cheyenne Mountain 60 years later.

72 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 1:26:09pm

re: #58 BeachDem

upchuck has spoken—all must obey.

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73 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 1:27:28pm

Making their fees off the backs of poor Blacks having to pay exorbitant fines for bullshit charges.

74 VegasGolfer  May 2, 2015 1:27:52pm

bridgetannekellydefense.com

Bridget Kelly asking for donations.
Screw her.
Feel sorry for the kids

75 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 1:29:33pm

oh, shit

76 Death Panel Truck  May 2, 2015 1:31:32pm

re: #13 BeachDem

Chuck’s an idiot. Everyone knows it’s spelled “Balmer.”

77 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:32:13pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh, shit

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Search to continue in “pancake collapse” at Watergate complex parking garage: on.nbc10.com

But I’ve been assured that a pancake collapse can’t happen unless government conspirators have rigged all the columns with explosives….

78 Amory Blaine  May 2, 2015 1:35:17pm

Just in time to revive Bruce Willis’ career.

79 Dr Lizardo  May 2, 2015 1:37:41pm

Meanwhile, here in the Czech Republic, police broke up a group that was planning terrorist attacks here. And they’re a blast from the past……..anarchists. Real, bona fide anarchists.

The police have uncovered the plans of a number of terror attacks on various targets to be perpetrated by Czech anarchists, daily Mladá fronta Dnes (MfD) writes today.

They were to have started with attacks on toll gates and cars, then continued with a much bigger terror attack on a train, MfD writes.

However, the crack police from the squad for uncovering organized crime (ÚOOZ) were tracking down the network of leftist extremists for months, it adds.

There are many signs that the Tuesday police raid thwarted the big terror attack to be perpetrated by the anarchists, MfD writes.

praguepost.com

And with that, goodnight, Lizards.

80 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:38:00pm

re: #78 Amory Blaine

Just in time to revive Bruce Willis’ career.

Do Not Want!

81 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 1:42:30pm
82 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 1:44:51pm

re: #81 Justanotherhuman

Police present outside UT student union. Bldg being evacuated after person with gun believed inside.

You mean a person who is not a Good Guy With a Gun?

Should be obvious. If he is white, overweight and wearing an “America Fuck Yeah” T-shirt, then he is a good guy.

83 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 1:47:14pm

Sheeesh. Go take your sign to the cop shop.

84 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 1:50:26pm

re: #82 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

You mean a person who is not a Good Guy With a Gun?

Should be obvious. If he is white, overweight and wearing an “America Fuck Yeah” T-shirt, then he is a good guy Lone Wolf.

ftfy.

85 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:52:06pm

re: #84 Bubblehead II

ftfy.

The station starts with W, so it should be east of the Mississippi—University of Tennessee? Just guessing.

86 allegro  May 2, 2015 1:53:26pm

re: #85 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The station starts with W, so it should be east of the Mississippi—University of Tennessee? Just guessing.

Police car sez Toledo.

87 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 1:53:46pm

Got a free Showtime weekend on DirecTV.

Fruitvale Station coming up in a few minutes. I’ve been wanting to see that.

88 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:54:03pm

re: #83 Justanotherhuman

Sheeesh. Go take your sign to the cop shop.

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What an asshole.

89 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:54:51pm

re: #86 allegro

Police car sez Toledo.

Oh, duh! Too much glare on my screen.

90 allegro  May 2, 2015 1:55:03pm

re: #88 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

What an asshole.

With a baby for cover.

91 wrenchwench  May 2, 2015 1:55:12pm
92 ObserverArt  May 2, 2015 1:56:07pm

So, the redheaded new media journalist is what, 27 or so years old?

What the hell kind of person is he going to be at 50 or 60 years old?

You can’t get much crazier than he is now. As age adds more and more of life’s baggage to him, he is at the very least going to be a street-corner mumbler in some city. He’ll be well known for his craziness and everyone will cross the street to avoid him.

The face of new journalism.
93 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 1:57:38pm

re: #90 allegro

With a baby for cover.

I’ve got a pair of khaki shorts just like that—I’m gonna have to burn them now.

94 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 1:58:33pm

Dominionism is rampant in the GOP. You see it in the American exceptionalists, America-as-a-Christian-Nation advocates and in supporters of “Biblical marriage”.

Their idea is that America is God’s favored country because our laws reflect (their bigoted, narrow-minded and theologically unsound view of) God’s Divine Law.

And if we start tampering with that by allowing abortion, gay marriage, gun control or progressive taxation, then we are just asking God to come and open up a King-of-Kin-sized can of smite all over our asses.

95 allegro  May 2, 2015 1:59:00pm

re: #93 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I’ve got a pair of khaki shorts just like that—I’m gonna have to burn them now.

The shorts, like the baby, are innocent.

96 Rocky-in-Connecticut  May 2, 2015 2:00:50pm

I wonder if God will decide to kill us all off first because we are mixing the wrong kinds of cloth together or cutting our hair the wrong way first before finishing us off because of gays?

97 Amory Blaine  May 2, 2015 2:00:54pm

We do support the police. Every fucking dime in their checking accounts.

98 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 2:02:00pm

re: #97 Amory Blaine

We do support the police. Every fucking dime in their checking accounts.

We want to support the police in their job of upholding the law. For everyone, including other policemen. It is not us vs them, it is us vs us.

99 Iwouldprefernotto  May 2, 2015 2:02:56pm

re: #92 ObserverArt

So, the redheaded new media journalist is what, 27 or so years old?

What the hell kind of person is he going to be at 50 or 60 years old?

You can’t get much crazier than he is now. As age adds more and more of life’s baggage to him, he is at the very least going to be a street-corner mumbler in some city. He’ll be well known for his craziness and everyone will cross the street to avoid him.

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My bet is that he doesn’t make it to 50. or even 40.

100 Amory Blaine  May 2, 2015 2:04:14pm

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

101 allegro  May 2, 2015 2:04:36pm

re: #99 Iwouldprefernotto

My bet is that he doesn’t make it to 50. or even 40.

He is begging for someone to take a bag of bricks to his face, ain’t he.

102 allegro  May 2, 2015 2:08:48pm

Amazon Prime music is kinda wonderful. Sitting here listening to B.B. King and Eric Clapton together on my new surround sound system. Wow. Makin’ me mellow all over.

103 Justanotherhuman  May 2, 2015 2:11:19pm

Teehee!

104 Frenchy  May 2, 2015 2:19:58pm

re: #90 allegro

Exactly, that was the first thing that I noticed. Chickenshit.

105 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 2:20:25pm

re: #99 Iwouldprefernotto

My bet is that he doesn’t make it to 50. or even 40.

Well if he’s following in Andrews footprints, that’s probably a good bet.

106 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 2:20:54pm

re: #101 allegro

He is begging for someone to take a bag of bricks to his face, ain’t he.

Or someone to take a stack of indictments to his legal representative (if he can afford one).

107 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 2:22:52pm

re: #92 ObserverArt

So, the redheaded new media journalist is what, 27 or so years old?

What the hell kind of person is he going to be at 50 or 60 years old?

You can’t get much crazier than he is now. As age adds more and more of life’s baggage to him, he is at the very least going to be a street-corner mumbler in some city. He’ll be well known for his craziness and everyone will cross the street to avoid him.

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I wonder about that too. If he’s this hatefilled and bitter at 26. He’s gonna be worse than Pat Buchanan at age 50 though I am sure knowing him being equated with a bigot like Buchanan would be a compliment.

108 CuriousLurker  May 2, 2015 2:24:35pm

LOL—trolling the wingnuts:

109 wrenchwench  May 2, 2015 2:24:37pm
110 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 2:27:14pm

re: #107 HappyWarrior

I wonder about that too. If he’s this hatefilled and bitter at 26. He’s gonna be worse than Pat Buchanan at age 50 though I am sure knowing him being equated with a bigot like Buchanan would be a compliment.

Say what you will about Pat Buchanan—at least he’s capable of stringing words together into a simulacrum of English. Not so Chuckles the Clown.

111 wrenchwench  May 2, 2015 2:28:40pm
112 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 2:28:58pm

re: #110 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Say what you will about Pat Buchanan—at least he’s capable of stringing words together into a simulacrum of English. Not so Chuckles the Clown.

True that but I mean the fact that both are unrepentant and proud bigots who are the reverse of a fine wine and get only worse with age.

113 CuriousLurker  May 2, 2015 2:29:25pm

That damned thing slithered right out of my nightmares:

114 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 2:30:33pm

re: #113 CuriousLurker

That damned thing slithered right out of my nightmares:

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Reminds me of a leech. Those things crept me out forever after Stand By Me.

115 ObserverArt  May 2, 2015 2:30:50pm

re: #110 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Say what you will about Pat Buchanan—at least he’s capable of stringing words together into a simulacrum of English. Not so Chuckles the Clown.

That was old school. This is new.

Can you imagine what kind of a political speech writer Chuckless C. would be if he were on a similar career path to Buchanan?

116 wrenchwench  May 2, 2015 2:32:12pm

re: #114 HappyWarrior

Reminds me of a leech. Those things crept me out forever after Stand By Me.

Don’t watch African Queen. It’s a fabulous movie but there are a lot of leeches in it.

117 Frenchy  May 2, 2015 2:33:22pm

re: #113 CuriousLurker

Sort of reminds me of a miniature Pit of Sarlacc.

118 De Kolta Chair  May 2, 2015 2:35:22pm
119 stpaulbear  May 2, 2015 2:36:00pm

re: #113 CuriousLurker

That damned thing slithered right out of my nightmares:

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You must have the ads blocked when you come to LGF. It seems like the sponsored links nearly always have some creepy marine animal with verbage about some kind of diet (this happens at other sites too, not just LGF).

120 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 2:36:27pm

re: #113 CuriousLurker

That damned thing slithered right out of my nightmares:

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Then of course, if you’ve ever owned anything described as “eelskin”, it probably isn’t. It’s hagfish skin.

121 #FergusonFireside  May 2, 2015 2:36:38pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

Got a free Showtime weekend on DirecTV.

Fruitvale Station coming up in a few minutes. I’ve been wanting to see that.

you.will.cry.

Very good movie.

122 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 2:36:58pm

re: #113 CuriousLurker

That damned thing slithered right out of my nightmares:

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Then this should chill you to the bone and give you the even worse nightmares.

The Puppet Masters.

Robert A. Heinlein

BWWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!

123 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 2:38:31pm

re: #97 Amory Blaine

We do support the police. Every fucking dime in their checking accounts.

In some police departments, they get more money from sources other than the taxpayers.

Just saying…

124 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 2:39:56pm

re: #99 Iwouldprefernotto

My bet is that he doesn’t make it to 50. or even 40.

My guess is he’ll be lucky to get to 30 at the rate he’s going with his alcohol and substance abuse.

125 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 2:41:54pm

re: #122 Bubblehead II

Then this should chill you to the bone and give you the even worse nightmares.

The Puppet Masters.

Robert A. Heinlein

BWWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!

In 1951, it was possible to imagine the government instituting Schedule Bareback or Schedule Suntan in response to such a threat. Can you picture that now?

126 TedStriker  May 2, 2015 2:42:42pm

re: #99 Iwouldprefernotto

My bet is that he doesn’t make it to 50. or even 40.

Didn’t he say something a while back about the “27 Club”?

127 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 2, 2015 2:43:38pm

re: #121 #FergusonFireside

you.will.cry.

Very good movie.

MrBWS had things to do outside but got sucked into the movie.

He left 10 minutes ago. It’s hitting too close to home.

128 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 2:43:40pm

re: #126 TedStriker

Didn’t he say something a while back about the “27 Club”?

Didn’t see that but that’s for musicians not right wing pieces of shit.

129 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 2:44:35pm

re: #121 #FergusonFireside

you.will.cry.

Very good movie.

Heartbreaking especially the scenes of Oscar with his daughter. Great acting all around.

130 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 2:45:52pm

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

In some police departments, they get more money from sources other than the taxpayers.

Just saying…

Ayep. Can you say asset forfeiture?. When Taxes and Government grants can’t cover your cost for expensive and non vital equipment, just steal the money you need. BTW, the link goes to the CATO Institute. CATO for god sakes. When even they have a problem with this, you know something is wrong.

131 CuriousLurker  May 2, 2015 2:51:38pm

re: #117 Frenchy

Sort of reminds me of a miniature Pit of Sarlacc.

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O_O

re: #119 stpaulbear

You must have the ads blocked when you come to LGF. It seems like the sponsored links nearly always have some creepy marine animal with verbage about some kind of diet (this happens at other sites too, not just LGF).

I’m a paid subscriber here so I wouldn’t see the ads, but, yeah, I surf with an ad blocker & NoScript running at all times. It keeps me from having to see annoying ads and/or disgusting comments

132 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 2:52:49pm

re: #125 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

In 1951, it was possible to imagine the government instituting Schedule Bareback or Schedule Suntan in response to such a threat. Can you picture that now?

Yep. There would be push back, but, sadly I could see it happening. The people want to be protected and will tolerate almost anything. See WW II censorship.

133 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 2, 2015 2:55:25pm

re: #132 Bubblehead II

Yep. There would be push back, but, sadly I could see it happening. The people want to be protected and will tolerate almost anything. See WW II censorship.

I am worried that if there is any major natural and/or man-made catastrophe that leads tot he collapse of utilities, communications or civic order over a large area, we will be facing chaos.

A small but inordinately well-armed minority will certainly see any attempts to institute martial law or extraordinary measures as an attempt at a government takeover and come out shooting at anything they consider hostile or suspicious.

134 CuriousLurker  May 2, 2015 2:56:00pm

re: #120 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Then of course, if you’ve ever owned anything described as “eelskin”, it probably isn’t. It’s hagfish skin.

Heh:

135 CuriousLurker  May 2, 2015 3:00:20pm

re: #122 Bubblehead II

Then this should chill you to the bone and give you the even worse nightmares.

The Puppet Masters.

Robert A. Heinlein

BWWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!

Oh man, more nightmares. Thanks A LOT. //

136 retired cynic  May 2, 2015 3:02:42pm

Ugh. ‘Hagfish’ just when it’s time to go get supper. Yuck!

137 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 2, 2015 3:03:20pm

re: #133 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I am worried that if there is any major natural and/or man-made catastrophe that leads tot he collapse of utilities, communications or civic order over a large area, we will be facing chaos.

A small but inordinately well-armed minority will certainly see any attempts to institute martial law or extraordinary measures as an attempt at a government takeover and come out shooting at anything they consider hostile or suspicious.

I’m just trying to imagine the public being willing to strip to the waist, and later, go more or less naked to demonstrate they’re not hagridden. I can’t. So soon after the war that was conceivable, but with the “You can’t tell me what to do” types and the bible-thumpers, it’s just impossible. You can’t even get them to vaccinate their kids.

138 De Kolta Chair  May 2, 2015 3:04:57pm

I can’t understand a single word that Nick “Honey Badger” Cummins, Australian rugby union player for the Western Force, is saying here, but he’s game as a piss ant.

139 #FergusonFireside  May 2, 2015 3:05:31pm
140 Drive By Commenter  May 2, 2015 3:06:09pm

Wow. If he was a candy bar he’d be a Nutty Buddy Bar with Extra Nuts and Nut Sprinkles. With nuts. He’s like that loon in the vehicle next to you at the light with some AM hate pouring out of his window. And you sit and stare. And he turns to you. And you can see the foam behind his eyes. Koo Koo. Daily doses of insanity available FREE.

141 Rocky-in-Connecticut  May 2, 2015 3:20:26pm

re: #92 ObserverArt

Wow….his greatest sin against the Republican/ Fox News nexus is that he is not good looking. This is a huge strike against anyone seeking support amongst the faithful of the modern GOP.

I mean, I’m may be no god’s gift to women myself I guess, but this CCJ puts a new spin on the phrase “….hit every branch on the way down.”

142 HappyWarrior  May 2, 2015 3:22:37pm

re: #139 #FergusonFireside

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Hahahha.

143 No Country For Old Haters  May 2, 2015 3:40:37pm
144 Drive By Commenter  May 2, 2015 3:45:10pm

re: #96 Rocky-in-Connecticut

I wonder if God will decide to kill us all off first because we are mixing the wrong kinds of cloth together or cutting our hair the wrong way first before finishing us off because of gays?

Probably because we did not gather enough eyes or teeth? Stopped sacrifices? Ate shellfish AND pork? Made graven images?

145 Bubblehead II  May 2, 2015 3:51:42pm
146 Feline Fearless Leader  May 2, 2015 5:29:09pm

Eating too many lampreys is supposedly the reason that Henry I of England died.


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