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I’ve totally lost count of how many times Glenn Beck has told his audience that he’s going to be murdered by the evil government. 50 times? 100? Who knows? But it’s a lot, folks — and his audience never gets wise to the fact that none of his dire predictions have ever come true.

Via Right Wing Watch:

“If you look back at history, what happens to people who have voices and can cobble together people and be a leader?” he asked. “If you go back to what happened with the Armenian genocide, what is the first thing the Turks did? What is the first thing the Nazis did? You have a Night of Long Knives. The Armenian genocide. Any of the Armenians that could lead, any mayor, any writer, any person that was a hero in war, in one day, in each city, they would kill about 1,000 people. They’d just slaughter them. And they were all the leaders of the community. Anyone that people would rally around and follow. They were killed, day one. They just disappear, or they’re killed.”

“There are 10 million people that listen to this show. They cannot kill 10 million people in one night. You were born for a reason, and you’re listening to this show for a reason,” Beck stated. “Prepare for a time when voices like mine or others are no longer heard and yours is the only voice.”

The best part of this video is at the end, when Beck stops, looks around bemused, and says, “I can’t believe I just said all of that.”

Yeah, you did, you raving freakazoid nut sandwich.