Is @ChuckCJohnson Planning to Monetize His Obsession With Rape?

A glimpse into the machinations of a sociopath
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Chuck C. Johnson smiling next to Lee Harvey Oswald’s sniper rifle at the JFK Museum in Dallas (Source: Twitter)

Last month, our deranged stalker pal Chuck C. Johnson posted a couple of comments on Twitter that caught a lot of people’s eyes:

LGF contributor goddamnedfrank wrote a post related to this, titled: Is Chuck C. Johnson Collaborating With a Criminal Revenge Porn Extortionist?

For the past few days, Johnson has been tweeting obsessively about Emma Sulkowicz, whose “Carry That Weight” project has brought a lot of attention to the subject of campus rape. And Johnson’s tweets are grotesque, as usual. Here are a few out of the dozens he’s posted, just to give you a sense of how insane he is:

He went on and on in this sociopathic vein, continuing for three days so far.

Chuck also admitted today that he’s been digging for personal information on Sulkowicz, obviously searching for a way to smear her even more:

And now, thanks to an anonymous tipster, I’ve discovered that just a few days after the tweets about extortion posted above, Chuck Johnson registered the domain names FakeRapeRegistry.com and RapeFraud.com, listing his photographer friend Peter Duke (who took the photographs of Chuck stalking me at my former apartment) as the registrant organization.

From this evidence, it seems that Johnson is apparently planning to monetize his rape obsession, possibly in a way that encourages extortion (judging from his weird questions). Stay tuned for further developments.

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181 comments
1 Kragar  May 20, 2015 2:57:28pm

I wonder if Gotnews will feature a BREAKING EXCLUSIVE when Chuck gets hauled off to prison.

2 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 3:00:07pm

It was 21,000 gallons, now this:

ETA a PS: Wasn’t that pipeline supposed to be abandoned? Where did that much oil come from?

3 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 3:05:54pm

This is making me sick. As sick as a defense lawyer bringing up a rape victim’s sexual past in court. Maybe more.

4 Whack-A-Mole  May 20, 2015 3:06:46pm

Someone should create fakejournalists.com. No shortage of possible entries on the right-wing end of the spectrum, CCJ being entry #1.

5 Targetpractice  May 20, 2015 3:07:50pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was 21,000 gallons, now this:

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ETA a PS: Wasn’t that pipeline supposed to be abandoned? Where did that much oil come from?

You ever notice that, anytime there’s an oil spill involving a pipeline, the initial “small” quantity balloons with each new estimate?

6 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 3:08:06pm

re: #3 Justanotherhuman

This is making me sick. As sick as a defense lawyer bringing up a rape victim’s sexual past in court. Maybe more.

There’s a reason I didn’t report my rape in 1968.
The same reason applies if it would happen today.
It’s disgusting that in rape cases, the victim is the one who gets put on trial (literally and figuratively).

7 allegro  May 20, 2015 3:08:20pm

The little prick needs to STFU. Now I will cuz I’m thinking ban-worthy thoughts.

8 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 3:08:20pm

W.T.F.

Train Stopped in Sylmar After Conductor Reports Finding ‘Improvised Explosive Device,’ LAPD Says

ktla.com

9 Nyet  May 20, 2015 3:09:18pm

re: #4 Whack-A-Mole

Thing is, he’s not even a fake journalist.

10 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 3:09:34pm
11 allegro  May 20, 2015 3:10:38pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

There’s a reason I didn’t report my rape in 1968.
The same reason applies if it would happen today.
It’s disgusting that in rape cases, the victim is the one who gets put on trial (literally and figuratively).

Ditto my experience in 1978. He was a lawyer. He even laughed about that.

12 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 3:11:58pm

Retweets would be much appreciated, folks.

13 Kragar  May 20, 2015 3:15:29pm

So, if someone’s religion allowed same sex marriage and abortion, religious freedom laws means they’re beliefs need to be respected and free from government interference, correct?

14 Amory Blaine  May 20, 2015 3:16:45pm

Gratuitous pic of George assuming the position.

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15 Kragar  May 20, 2015 3:17:49pm
16 EPR-radar  May 20, 2015 3:17:54pm

re: #14 Amory Blaine

Cat pictures are never gratuitous.

17 Nyet  May 20, 2015 3:19:28pm

With wingnuts “freedom” is often synonymous with “tyranny”.

18 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 3:20:11pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yes, and I said “maybe more” because what he’s doing is trying to intimidate and libel women outside the courtroom, and making himself judge and jury. He might as well be a rapist himself who kills his victim so she won’t talk.

Who the fuck does he think he is—not a sociopath? Of course that’s what he thinks, the evil scum.

19 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 3:21:14pm

re: #17 Nyet

With wingnuts “freedom” is often synonymous with “tyranny”.

They would do well as characters in “1984”.

20 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 3:22:29pm

Editor’s note: The pipeline responsible for the spill off Santa Barbara, Calif., is owned by Plains All American, reports the Associated Press. It carries crude oil produced by companies operating on the Central Coast and delivers it through a maze of pipes to refineries around the state. - Tom
end of note

21 EPR-radar  May 20, 2015 3:23:44pm

re: #19 Justanotherhuman

They would do well as characters in “1984”.

GOP propaganda already incorporates noticeable amounts of Newspeak and Doublethink.

22 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 3:28:25pm

re: #21 EPR-radar

GOP propaganda already incorporates noticeable amounts of Newspeak and Doublethink.

And no strangers to the Two Minutes Hate.

23 gwangung  May 20, 2015 3:31:11pm

Chuckie is a coward. Wouldn’t have the guts to face the people he’s accusing, or their friends and family. He hides behind his signs to accuse.

24 CriticalDragon1177  May 20, 2015 3:33:24pm

Charles Johnson

Chucky is a really sick, disgusting person. I wouldn’t blame you if you took five showers in a row after writing this. Man this guy is evil.

25 Varek Raith  May 20, 2015 3:34:58pm

This is beyond the pale.
Twitter, what the fucking fuck?
Ban this asshole permanently.

26 Eclectic Cyborg  May 20, 2015 3:35:49pm

re: #17 Nyet

With wingnuts “freedom” is often synonymous with “tyranny”.

Libertyranny?

27 Eclectic Cyborg  May 20, 2015 3:36:41pm

re: #25 Varek Raith

This is beyond the pale.
Twitter, what the fucking fuck?
Ban this asshole permanently.

I’m boycotting Twitter until they do.

28 the silent one  May 20, 2015 3:44:29pm

He will pay for his actions one day, trash what goes around comes around.

29 b.d.  May 20, 2015 3:44:54pm

Chuck is doing this because he is a dick, that is granted but how does he expect to make money off of this?

Clearly the revenue from GoatNews can’t be enough to keep him on his coke and Southern Comfort binge for long.

30 Varek Raith  May 20, 2015 3:45:38pm

re: #27 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m boycotting Twitter until they do.

I shot one more complaint to twitter.
Jesus, this is stupid.

31 ObserverArt  May 20, 2015 3:45:47pm

Is Bobby Jindal ignoring the Louisiana State Constitution and becoming a dictator or emperor?

I thought executive orders automatically mean you are ready to take over power by yourself or something.

Or does that only occur with African American presidents?

It so hard to keep up with GOP thinking. /

32 makeitstop  May 20, 2015 3:49:12pm

re: #29 b.d.

Chuck is doing this because he is a dick, that is granted but how does he expect to make money off of this?.

1. Collect dirt on public figures or people in the news.
2. Announce that there is dirt on this person on the site.
3. Set a deadline for said person to pay to keep the information from being released to the public.

And contrary to whatever those five hack lawyers he talked to told him, it is extortion. Hopefully he tries it on someone with deep pockets and a good lawyer, and ends up sleeping in a fucking bus station.

Even that is way, way better than he deserves.

33 CuriousLurker  May 20, 2015 3:49:58pm

I’m certain that if UpChuck was trolling Costolo’s wife, daughter, sister, etc. in the same manner he’s trolling these other women, the “free speech” bullshit would fly right out the window and he’d be banned in a heartbeat.

When I see the scum out there every day it gives me pause. I’m seriously considering quitting Twitter, or at least going silent—i.e. making my account private and just reading without contributing anything. I walked away from Facebook and never looked back; I can do it with Twitter as well.

34 Varek Raith  May 20, 2015 3:51:16pm

re: #33 CuriousLurker

I’m certain that if UpChuck was trolling Costolo’s wife, daughter, sister, etc. in the same manner he’s trolling these other women, the “free speech” bullshit would fly right out the window and he’d be banned in a heartbeat.

When I see the scum out there every day it gives me pause. I’m seriously considering quitting Twitter, or at least going silent—i.e. making my account private and just reading without contributing anything. I walked away from Facebook and never looked back; I can do it with Twitter as well.

I’m on the edge of just walking away from twitter.
Not that I used it much anyways.
Still…

35 darthstar  May 20, 2015 3:51:29pm

Okay…took the dogs to the beach for a good play…then went paddle boarding.

As for Chucky McGrifter, he’s too crude and uneducated to be successful in his ventures. I mean, he only collected $1,055 in his Gofundme campaign against Hillary. He has yet to tell us who Jeb Bush was fucking who wasn’t his wife. His obsession with rape victims only seems to appeal to his immediate family. And his racism is no more creative than anything you’d read on a rest area bathroom stall.

36 darthstar  May 20, 2015 3:55:33pm

re: #29 b.d.

Chuck is doing this because he is a dick, that is granted but how does he expect to make money off of this?

Clearly the revenue from GoatNews can’t be enough to keep him on his coke and Southern Comfort binge for long.

He’s looking to be as common a household name as Breitbart was - though if you asked a dozen random people on the street who he was none of them would probably known. Once he gets his ‘fame’ status, he can market himself to Glenn Beck, or some hate-radio station, or something.

What Chuck doesn’t get - but a number of conservative pundits with long term aspirations do - is that the hard right money cow is getting long in the tooth. Soon we’ll have a different president, and shouting n****r! on Twitter won’t be a profitable endeavor. There will be a lot of people left out in the cold when that happens.

37 Bubblehead II  May 20, 2015 3:55:54pm
38 TedStriker  May 20, 2015 3:57:09pm

re: #32 makeitstop

1. Collect dirt on public figures or people in the news.
2. Announce that there is dirt on this person on the site.
3. Set a deadline for said person to pay to keep the information from being released to the public.

And contrary to whatever those five hack lawyers he talked to told him, it is extortion. Hopefully he tries it on someone with deep pockets and a good lawyer, and ends up sleeping in a fucking bus station.

Even that is way, way better than he deserves.

Even better than that: three hots and a cot as a guest of the federal prison system (seeing that extortion across state lines is a federal crime) for a long, long time.

And the Feds don’t do parole…

39 stpaulbear  May 20, 2015 3:57:19pm

OK, this is a stealth ad for Pizza Hut, but it’s funny.

40 goddamnedfrank  May 20, 2015 4:02:11pm

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41 Higgs Boson's Mate  May 20, 2015 4:03:41pm

re: #32 makeitstop

1. Collect dirt on public figures or people in the news.
2. Announce that there is dirt on this person on the site.
3. Set a deadline for said person to pay to keep the information from being released to the public.

And contrary to whatever those five hack lawyers he talked to told him, it is extortion. Hopefully he tries it on someone with deep pockets and a good lawyer, and ends up sleeping in a fucking bus station.

Even that is way, way better than he deserves.

Monty Python “Blackmail:”
Video

42 b.d.  May 20, 2015 4:05:26pm

re: #32 makeitstop

1. Collect dirt on public figures or people in the news.
2. Announce that there is dirt on this person on the site.
3. Set a deadline for said person to pay to keep the information from being released to the public.

And contrary to whatever those five hack lawyers he talked to told him, it is extortion. Hopefully he tries it on someone with deep pockets and a good lawyer, and ends up sleeping in a fucking bus station.

Even that is way, way better than he deserves.

I can’t believe that someone he has jacked with hasn’t served Chuck a knuckle sandwich yet but I guess being a coward means you’re never around to face the people you torment.

43 Belafon  May 20, 2015 4:06:46pm

re: #42 b.d.

I can’t believe that someone he has jacked with hasn’t served Chuck a knuckle sandwich yet but I guess being a coward means you’re never around to face the people you torment.

Not coming out of the basement means never having to say you’re sorry.

44 Aunty Entity Dragon  May 20, 2015 4:07:46pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

There’s a reason I didn’t report my rape in 1968.
The same reason applies if it would happen today.
It’s disgusting that in rape cases, the victim is the one who gets put on trial (literally and figuratively).

I have spent the last 2 days over at The Mary Sue dealing with trolls who cannot understand why (yet another) rape scene in Game of Thrones is just one fucking straw too many and a number of viewers have walked away.

So Sansa gets “fridged” (you can look it up) to be part of Theon’s character development as we watch his tortured face. She and her rape have no purpose other than to be the means of his moral suffering.

What has fucking staggered me are the number of guys over the last three days who have insisted the character was never raped in the first place.

Because she is married, see?

Ramsay has a right to yank her gown off and bend her over a bed as she screams…’cause that’s the way you did it medieval whatever and this is a realistic show (with dragons!) and by the way…she never said NO! so no rape…and the show is GRIMDARK so what the hell is wrong with you women? Go watch Bambi if you can’t take it.

The approach to rape you found in 1968 hasn’t changed one damned bit.

45 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 4:08:53pm
46 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 4:12:14pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

47 makeitstop  May 20, 2015 4:13:43pm

re: #42 b.d.

I can’t believe that someone he has jacked with hasn’t served Chuck a knuckle sandwich yet but I guess being a coward means you’re never around to face the people you torment.

I think it’s just a matter of time. He can only hide in the in-laws’ basement for so long.

Someday, he’s going to accidentally run into a friend or family member of one of the many people he’s tormented over the years, and it will be the worst day of his already-miserable life..

48 Eventual Carrion  May 20, 2015 4:16:37pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was 21,000 gallons, now this:

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ETA a PS: Wasn’t that pipeline supposed to be abandoned? Where did that much oil come from?

Wonder if there is a taxing difference between an active pipeline and a abandoned one? In trucking there is a difference in road taxes for laden and unladen miles in many places. Could they have been saying it was abandoned but was really still in use for tax purposes? You know, lying. Or maybe so they wouldn’t have to spend the money on any repairs since the “abandoned” pipeline wouldn’t get as close violation inspections as an active pipeline would?

Just asking questions.

49 allegro  May 20, 2015 4:16:47pm

re: #47 makeitstop

I think it’s just a matter of time. He can only hide in the in-laws’ basement for so long.

Someday, he’s going to accidentally run into a friend or family member of one of the many people he’s tormented over the years, and it will be the worst day of his already-miserable life..

I’m surprised no one has doxxed him yet.

50 b.d.  May 20, 2015 4:18:04pm

re: #47 makeitstop

I think it’s just a matter of time. He can only hide in the in-laws’ basement for so long.

Someday, he’s going to accidentally run into a friend or family member of one of the many people he’s tormented over the years, and it will be the worst day of his already-miserable life..

My hunch that the first bruises to come his way come from one of Hobby Lobby Holly fans/loved ones.

Wingnuts have the thinnest skins and he derailed their grifting gravy train, ruined a marriage and made them get jobs.

51 b.d.  May 20, 2015 4:19:28pm

re: #49 allegro

I’m surprised no one has doxxed him yet.

My guess nothing is in his name.

Cell phone, house, electric bill, etc. all under someone else’s name as he has no job or income.

52 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 4:19:43pm
53 b.d.  May 20, 2015 4:20:28pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

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Chuck is the dumbest genius I’ve ever stumbled upon

54 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 4:20:57pm

re: #49 allegro

I’m surprised no one has doxxed him yet.

He’s been doxxed. I had someone tweeting his personal info at me yesterday, in fact.

55 makeitstop  May 20, 2015 4:21:48pm

re: #49 allegro

I’m surprised no one has doxxed him yet.

I believe someone tweeted a picture of his sister (which I think was wrong, because his sister doesn’t have anything to do with Chuck’s toxic web presence AFAIK) a while back.

He mentioned it once, but in the long run even that didn’t give him a clue or slow him down. That was final confirmation for me that he’s a sociopath.

56 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 4:22:12pm

This is from his website:

BREAKING: Here Are The Girls Who Helped #EmmaSulkowicz Torture Her Victim

gotnews.com has obtained the names of two of the girls who helped disgraced rape con artist Emma Sulkowicz.Sulkowicz perpetrated a rape fraud against the public but she didn’t …

With a GNDC watermarked photo ripped from someone’s FB account.

57 Kragar  May 20, 2015 4:23:38pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

58 Great White Snark  May 20, 2015 4:25:02pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was 21,000 gallons, now this:

[Embedded content]

ETA a PS: Wasn’t that pipeline supposed to be abandoned? Where did that much oil come from?

Same link-

11:30 a.m. (PDT)

The company that owns the pipeline that broke and spewed oil into the Pacific Ocean says it’s still unknown exactly how much oil was lost, but the pipeline was operating at maximum capacity.

Plains All American Pipeline LP official Darren Palmer says the pipeline was running at a rate of 2,000 barrels an hour — equivalent to 84,000 gallons.

59 b.d.  May 20, 2015 4:25:07pm

I see that Greenwald is slobbering all over Rand Paul and his current stunt.

60 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 4:25:08pm

I still don’t understand why this tweet didn’t result in some sort of investigation of solicitation of murder for hire. If he put it on Craigslist instead of Twitter, would law enforcement have visited him?

61 SirMixALot  May 20, 2015 4:25:32pm

re: #27 Eclectic Cyborg

We can take matters into our own hands and report him to Twitter. There is a report feature now for abuse and harassment on Twitter. The more people who report him the faster it will get picked up Twitter Admin.

62 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 4:25:47pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

So, primates just sit around and have debates about which one will be the top gorilla?

63 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 4:28:00pm

Prosecutors Decline to Charge 15 Venice High Students in Sex Assault Case

nbclosangeles.com

64 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 4:29:04pm

re: #62 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

So, primates just sit around and have debates about which one will be the top gorilla?

and they sit around flinging poop in the meantime.

65 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 4:29:49pm
66 SirMixALot  May 20, 2015 4:30:04pm

Raw Story is reporting that someone has put up posters of Emma to claim she is a liar all around Columbia University. They have also created a Twitter account with her photo called fake rape. It sounds like Chuckie is behind all this.

Link

We all need to be reporting him for harassment on Twitter directly. His account and the fake rape account.

Spread this information around liberal hashtags and lt Gothamist know.

67 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 4:30:12pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

and they sit around flinging poop in the meantime.

You’re confusing them with the TPGOP primaries.

68 allegro  May 20, 2015 4:30:12pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

and they sit around flinging poop in the meantime.

I think that’s the GOP.

69 ObserverArt  May 20, 2015 4:30:27pm

re: #46 Decatur Deb

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Always liked Wyeth’s work.

Even though he is a realist there is a mystery to them, with loneliness and tension. You want to know what the people are really thinking and doing as it never seems joyful.

And in some ways, he almost touches on a bit of the thinking of some of the surrealists too, especially one of the guys that inspired the Surrealists, Giorgio de Chirico who like foreboding imagery with empty buildings and long shadows hinting at someone there but not seen.

(Sorry…reliving one of my favorite subjects, Art History/Art Appreciation.)

70 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 4:31:00pm

re: #68 allegro

I think that’s the GOP.

Milliseconds, Grasshopper.

71 allegro  May 20, 2015 4:31:01pm

re: #67 Decatur Deb

You’re confusing them with the TPGOP primaries.

Not even 1 second! I’m ALWAYS late!

72 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 4:33:55pm

re: #66 SirMixALot

Raw Story is reporting that someone has put up posters of Emma to claim she is a liar all around Columbia University. They have also created a Twitter account with her photo called fake rape. It sounds like Chuckie is behind all this.

Link

We all need to be reporting him for harassment on Twitter directly. His account and the fake rape account.

Spread this information around liberal hashtags and lt Gothamist know.

He claims it’s not him—that he’s “busy” doing other things, but who ya gonna believe, upchuck or your lying eyes?

73 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 4:34:06pm

re: #66 SirMixALot

Raw Story is reporting that someone has put up posters of Emma to claim she is a liar all around Columbia University. They have also created a Twitter account with her photo called fake rape. It sounds like Chuckie is behind all this.

Link

We all need to be reporting him for harassment on Twitter directly. His account and the fake rape account.

Spread this information around liberal hashtags and lt Gothamist know.

The quoted tweets sound very similar to stuff CCJ has tweeted.

74 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 4:35:52pm

re: #73 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Chuck retweeted almost every tweet that @fakerape account posted. Dozens of them, all in a row. And whoever it is seems to share Chuck’s obsession with Lena Dunham as well.

75 ObserverArt  May 20, 2015 4:36:35pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson

Oh SJWs you don’t need to be physically fit to be alpha. Learn some primatology. Alphas were often the smartest & political, not strongest.
7:56 AM - 20 May 2015

I hate to comment on this blockhead, but damn, can he get one tweet, just one, written properly?

I know he is not the political.

/

76 Great White Snark  May 20, 2015 4:38:01pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson
Stand with Rand? No. However….

77 klys (maker of Silmarils)  May 20, 2015 4:38:42pm

WAY OT but oh man, my sister got the CA job and will be moving out here in August and will have Internet at the residence and I could not. be. happier.

Like my day has rainbows flying all over it.

78 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 4:39:27pm

re: #76 Great White Snark

Stand with Rand? No. However….

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I agree the Patriot Act has to go. But so does Rand Paul.

79 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 4:40:09pm

re: #77 klys (maker of Silmarils)

WAY OT but oh man, my sister got the CA job and will be moving out here in August and will have Internet at the residence and I could not. be. happier.

Like my day has rainbows flying all over it.

She’s going to borrow your cashmere sweater and you’re never going to see it again.

80 Great White Snark  May 20, 2015 4:41:24pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

I agree the Patriot Act has to go. But so does Rand Paul.

ignore my last tweet, asked and answered.

81 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 4:41:37pm

re: #77 klys (maker of Silmarils)

WAY OT but oh man, my sister got the CA job and will be moving out here in August and will have Internet at the residence and I could not. be. happier.

Like my day has rainbows flying all over it.

82 Great White Snark  May 20, 2015 4:42:29pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

I agree the Patriot Act has to go. But so does Rand Paul.

And yes we would be better off with Rand as a private citizen, preferably private and quiet.

83 klys (maker of Silmarils)  May 20, 2015 4:43:10pm

re: #79 Decatur Deb

She’s going to borrow your cashmere sweater and you’re never going to see it again.

She is welcome to all of my (nonexistent) cashmere sweaters.

This was the job I asked for good thoughts for the interview for a few weeks ago. School year position through June, and they do have job search assistance for their interns (which she will be).

84 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 4:43:39pm

Looks like another park bench night for UpChuck:

85 Justanotherhuman  May 20, 2015 4:43:49pm

New Study Finds ‘Epidemic Level’ Of Rape On College Campus

thinkprogress.org
A new study that reports “epidemic levels” of sexual assault among college freshman at one school on the East Coast adds to the complex debate over how exactly to quantify the campus rape crisis.

Led by Dr. Kate Carey, who’s a professor at the Brown University School of Public Health, researchers surveyed nearly 500 female students throughout their first year attending a large private university located in upstate New York. By the end of their freshman year, 18 percent of participants reported that they had experienced at least one completed or attempted sexual assault.

For the purposes of this study, which was published online in the Journal of Adolescent Health this week, the researchers opted for a slightly narrower definition of rape. They focused on vaginal, oral, or anal penetration compelled either through the use of threats and physical force against the victim (“forcible rape”) or through the use of substances to render the victim incapable of resisting (“incapacitated rape”).

That means the 18 percent number doesn’t account for some forms of sexual misconduct — like unwanted groping, or being verbally pressured into sex — often included in surveys of this nature. “If we were to include all the categories of sexual assault, we would have ended up with much higher numbers, honestly,” Carey explained in an interview with Al Jazeera.
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86 Decatur Deb  May 20, 2015 4:46:52pm

Time for a dogwalk before the storm blows down from Montgomery.

87 Stephen T.  May 20, 2015 4:52:09pm

re: #27 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m boycotting Twitter until they do.

Twitter has already decided that it is easier to ban those who complain about people violating their TOS than it is to ban people who violate their TOS. The second group gets more clicks, and makes twitter more money.

88 allegro  May 20, 2015 4:55:23pm

re: #87 Stephen T.

Twitter has already decided that it is easier to ban those who complain about people violating their TOS than it is to ban people who violate their TOS. The second group gets more clicks, and makes twitter more money.

Seems like it will take a campaign by celebrities like Takei etc. who have a lot of followers to create some incentive.

89 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 4:58:59pm

re: #39 stpaulbear

OK, this is a stealth ad for Pizza Hut, but it’s funny.

[Embedded content]

Video

That was good.

90 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 5:08:23pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

Looks like another park bench night for UpChuck:

[Embedded content]

How far is that from Fresno?

Has the Asian wife kicked his ass out for good?

91 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 5:08:59pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

Chuck retweeted almost every tweet that @fakerape account posted. Dozens of them, all in a row. And whoever it is seems to share Chuck’s obsession with Lena Dunham as well.

Also, the fact that some of the posters misspell her name points even more to upchuck being involved.

92 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 5:10:56pm

re: #90 Lord Of The Pies

How far is that from Fresno?

Has the Asian wife kicked his ass out for good?

No idea.
But he was begging for a couch in that area to crash on a couple of days ago.

93 alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  May 20, 2015 5:12:44pm

re: #28 the silent one

Just like Dick Cheney.

94 meteor  May 20, 2015 5:12:51pm

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! This obscene idiot needs a serious lesson.

95 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 5:17:46pm

re: #90 Lord Of The Pies

How far is that from Fresno?

Has the Asian wife kicked his ass out for good?

2 h 49 min (167.6 mi)

96 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 5:20:42pm

Welp, someone with the Twitter handle BLACK REPUBLICAN has just deviated from the wingnut script==>

97 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 5:29:55pm
98 stpaulbear  May 20, 2015 5:31:23pm

re: #96 Lord Of The Pies

Welp, someone with the Twitter handle BLACK REPUBLICAN has just deviated from the wingnut script==>

[Embedded content]

See? It’s right there in black and white! Voter registration is a liberal conspiracy!

99 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 5:38:54pm
100 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 5:52:30pm
101 allegro  May 20, 2015 5:53:41pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh:

[Embedded content]

That is all kinds of wrong.

102 allegro  May 20, 2015 5:55:49pm

I’m watching the season opener of Master Chef. One of the cooks is a young Muslim woman. I’m wondering how she will handle the requisite pork dishes. CL?

103 b.d.  May 20, 2015 6:01:24pm

Anybody standing with Rand is being played like a moronic dupe.

104 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 6:05:53pm

Looks like a great site for a new private prison

105 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 6:08:16pm

re: #104 Lord Of The Pies

nice landscaping…

106 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:09:18pm

I’m on a serious Twitter rant about liberals falling for Rand Paul’s stunt.

107 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 6:11:08pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh:

[Embedded content]

horrifying

108 b.d.  May 20, 2015 6:11:41pm

re: #106 Charles Johnson

I’m on a serious Twitter rant about liberals falling for Rand Paul’s stunt.

Dang dude, you’re on it.

Thank you.

109 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 6:14:04pm

OFFS
Why don’t we just list the Republicans who are NOT running for President?

110 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:15:06pm
111 teleskiguy  May 20, 2015 6:15:58pm
112 b.d.  May 20, 2015 6:19:15pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

113 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:19:36pm
114 teleskiguy  May 20, 2015 6:20:23pm

re: #112 b.d.

115 b.d.  May 20, 2015 6:23:11pm

re: #114 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

I had missed this news too:

The debate criteria is more inclusive than the first Republican primary debate hosted by Fox News on August 6. That debate will only feature candidates who finish in the top 10 in an average of the five most recent national polls.

politico.com

CNN is fairer to GOP candidates than FoxNews.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

116 PhillyPretzel  May 20, 2015 6:24:23pm

re: #111 teleskiguy

All he has to do is open up a dictionary. He probably has not done that in years. //

117 Belafon  May 20, 2015 6:28:09pm

re: #116 PhillyPretzel

If it’s persecution for not selling a cake to gays, then a few hour speech is obviously a filibuster.

118 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 20, 2015 6:28:32pm

niterz, lizardz

119 b.d.  May 20, 2015 6:28:46pm

re: #114 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

I only have to get into the top ten to be considered one of the separate serious elite candidates?

There goes the civility and constant Hillary bashing, it’s kneecapping time.

120 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:28:54pm
121 stpaulbear  May 20, 2015 6:36:54pm

I know that no ads is a perk with donations, but you’ve got an autoplay ad at the bottom of the page that drags me down to the bottom of the page and won’t let me scroll up until the ad is finished. It’s dragged me to the bottom a couple times now. Kind of sucks to not be able to read the site due to the ad.

122 Eclectic Cyborg  May 20, 2015 6:37:53pm

re: #121 stpaulbear

I know that no ads is a perk with donations, but you’ve got an autoplay ad at the bottom of the page that drags me down to the bottom of the page and won’t let me scroll up until the ad is finished. It’s dragged me to the bottom a couple times now. Kind of sucks to not be able to read the site due to the ad.

Never come across that before. (No subscription also)

123 electrotek  May 20, 2015 6:38:10pm

Delusional lady here:

124 stpaulbear  May 20, 2015 6:41:32pm

re: #122 Eclectic Cyborg

Never come across that before. (No subscription also)

It seems to have stopped now. My computer was wigging out when I opened the link to that fugly house in TX. Both that site and LGF froze up, and things got goofy after I reopened LGF.

It’s doing it again right now. Time to reboot…

125 RealityBasedSteve  May 20, 2015 6:42:00pm

re: #115 b.d.

I had missed this news too:

politico.com

CNN is fairer to GOP candidates than FoxNews.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

That second string debate has the potential to be a really hoot-fest. Figure that anybody in that position would be tempted to say almost anything to get the notice and the bump up. Isn’t the cutoff for the second tier pulling 1% in the polls.

It may be epic as the JV Crazy’s try to show that they deserve to be starting on Varsity.

RBS

126 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:43:32pm

re: #121 stpaulbear

I know that no ads is a perk with donations, but you’ve got an autoplay ad at the bottom of the page that drags me down to the bottom of the page and won’t let me scroll up until the ad is finished. It’s dragged me to the bottom a couple times now. Kind of sucks to not be able to read the site due to the ad.

I just saw that too - it’s coming in from Google Adsense, I didn’t approve it. Please stand by, looking for the ad’s URL so I can block it.

127 stpaulbear  May 20, 2015 6:53:29pm

I just rebooted and still happening. It’s a Centrum ad that’s doing it. I can’t read anything above the bottom of the page when it’s running so I’ll come back tomorrow. Hope you can fix it.

128 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 6:54:36pm

These abusive ads sometimes sneak into Google Adsense, unfortunately. And they hide where they’re coming from.

129 freetoken  May 20, 2015 7:03:13pm

re: #104 Lord Of The Pies

Looks like a great site for a new private prison

[Embedded content]

Or part of the Duggar compound.

130 freetoken  May 20, 2015 7:05:03pm

re: #102 allegro

I’m watching the season opener of Master Chef. One of the cooks is a young Muslim woman. I’m wondering how she will handle the requisite pork dishes. CL?

They had a similar thing on the Australian version a couple of seasons back. If I recall correctly, the woman would cook anything, just not taste everything.

131 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 7:18:18pm

Oh look at the little Chucky wannabee==>

132 subterraneanhomesickalien  May 20, 2015 7:20:49pm

I can’t tell if he is fat or that his fat fucking face just makes him look fat.

Either way, very unattractive.

133 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 7:21:54pm

Someone just retweeted this. I kinda forgot about this meme.

134 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 7:23:09pm

Favor to me: Do not give b_sharp any shit ever.

He just helped me out so much.

135 Lord Of The Pies  May 20, 2015 7:23:25pm
136 b_sharp  May 20, 2015 7:24:20pm

re: #134 #FergusonFireside

Favor to me: Do not give b_sharp any shit ever.

He just helped me out so much.

Thanks Stanley, but I expect shit from people here. It’s why I come.

137 Varek Raith  May 20, 2015 7:25:05pm

re: #134 #FergusonFireside

Favor to me: Do not give b_sharp any shit ever.

He just helped me out so much.

*Lights poo bag on fire anyway*

138 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 7:25:54pm

Well, I’ll be nice from now on. Until he gets incorrigible.

Like tomorrow.

139 b_sharp  May 20, 2015 7:27:56pm

re: #138 #FergusonFireside

Well, I’ll be nice from now on. Until he gets incorrigible.

Like tomorrow.

Damned right.

140 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 7:32:05pm
141 Varek Raith  May 20, 2015 7:32:32pm

re: #140 #FergusonFireside

[Embedded content]

Ouch.

142 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 7:33:11pm

Emma S. and the two friends that Chuck is ranting about seem like highly intelligent, well spoken young women, judging from what I’ve found about them on the ‘Net. They also seem to be quite frank in their views about sex, as in, they like it — on their terms.

I can see why Chuck and others of his ilk feel threatened by them.

143 William Lewis  May 20, 2015 7:34:14pm

re: #140 #FergusonFireside

[Embedded content]

More like he dodged yet another bullet. I wonder if he realizes how lucky he is yet?

144 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 7:34:15pm

re: #140 #FergusonFireside

Dakota should be breathing a sigh of relief.

145 Lidane  May 20, 2015 7:35:23pm

Speaking of deranged raving lunatics:

146 Lancelot Link  May 20, 2015 7:36:40pm

re: #134 #FergusonFireside

But what if it’s really GREAT shit?

147 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 7:37:15pm

OK - I turned off that ad below the commenting form that was autoplaying and forcing you to watch it. I’ll check again tomorrow to see if Adsense has gotten rid of the abusive ad.

148 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 7:37:38pm
149 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 7:43:08pm

re: #148 Charles Johnson

I’m sure you know this already, but the email provided for the domain name registrations is CCJ’s and the physical address in Clovis is either where he or Duke lives.

150 #FergusonFireside  May 20, 2015 7:53:30pm

re: #143 William Lewis

More like he dodged yet another bullet. I wonder if he realizes how lucky he is yet?

I’m sure the prenup and gag order was something any human being could not sign in good conscience.

151 RealityBasedSteve  May 20, 2015 7:55:21pm

re: #149 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

I’m sure you know this already, but the email provided for the domain name registrations is CCJ’s and the physical address in Clovis is either where he or Duke lives.

Are you telling me that with 150 points of IQ at his disposal, he didn’t see the value of paying the extra 10 bucks or so to register with a proxy to provide secure personal info.

Next you’ll tell me some line about him planing to sell incrimination / scurrilous info back to the people affected rather than posting it on the web. Nobody is that stupid.

I crack me up sometimes.

RBS

152 BigPapa  May 20, 2015 7:59:50pm

My first impression of that picture with CCJ and Oswald’ rifle: is he making the ‘whacking off’ impression? His hand is blurry and in that shape of the ‘I’m whacking off’ thingy.

He’s a nasty person. It would not surprise me in the least if he meant ‘I’m climaxing in front of Oswald’s rifle because it’s the awesomers!’

153 RealityBasedSteve  May 20, 2015 8:00:08pm

re: #140 #FergusonFireside

Prayers for Dakota Meyer on his cancelled marriage to Bristol Palin. Is anything more humiliating than not being good enough for the Palins?[Embedded content]

Let’s see, canceled engagement with Levi Johnson (twice) and Dakota Meyers (once so far). How long before she’s touring with Taylor Swift?

RBS

154 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 8:08:37pm

re: #153 RealityBasedSteve

Let’s see, canceled engagement with Levi Johnson (twice) and Dakota Meyers (once so far). How long before she’s touring with Taylor Swift?

RBS

Do not sully Taylor Swift’s name! I doubt Taylor would have anything to do with Bristol “Pistol” Palin.
/

155 bratwurst  May 20, 2015 8:14:42pm
156 b_sharp  May 20, 2015 8:16:46pm

re: #155 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

Bill must have the Guinness record for being wrong.

157 RealityBasedSteve  May 20, 2015 8:18:46pm
158 William Lewis  May 20, 2015 8:19:56pm

re: #155 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

I still want to parachute into Iraq every one of those chicken hawks to lead the fight against ISIS.

159 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 8:20:09pm

re: #155 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

160 Lidane  May 20, 2015 8:20:11pm

re: #156 b_sharp

Bill must have the Guinness record for being wrong.

Dick Morris is a close second, I think.

161 Charles Johnson  May 20, 2015 8:21:06pm
162 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 8:23:18pm

Anna Merlan on the anti-Emma posters at Columbia, with discussion of CCJ and RW artist Sabo.

jezebel.com

163 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  May 20, 2015 8:26:32pm

re: #157 RealityBasedSteve

In lighter news… it appears that my state has spent about 46,000 bucks on a new state logo They apparently went to “cheaplogosonine.com” for it.

Embedded Image

That’s really lame. Kentucky, at least, had a horse or the Twin Spires in its logo.

164 jaunte  May 20, 2015 8:28:54pm

One of the bikers arrested in Waco was apparently an ex-cop:

He was a detective and worked in the vice unit at the San Antonio Police Department for 32 years, retiring in February 2004, according to a police statement.
cnn.com

165 Lancelot Link  May 20, 2015 8:29:27pm

re: #157 RealityBasedSteve

I wonder whose brother-in-law came up with that.

166 Kragar  May 20, 2015 8:33:34pm
167 Lidane  May 20, 2015 8:37:32pm

ROFL. No one in their right mind is going to sit through this:

168 Kragar  May 20, 2015 8:42:44pm

re: #167 Lidane

169 CuriousLurker  May 20, 2015 8:43:58pm

Just put a new Page up, but I’m too tired to proofread it, so if you find any typos please let me know in the comments (or DM me on Twitter). TIA

York County, SC Sheriff Vows to Protect Local Muslims - LGF Pages

Later, lizards.

170 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 20, 2015 8:44:07pm

re: #167 Lidane

ROFL. No one in their right mind is going to sit through this:

[Embedded content]

CNN’s GOP debate: One heat for top 10 in polling, one heat for the rest of candidates

Shit, I served my sentence with “Heat 1A”, “Heat 1B”, etc. watching the hydroplane races as a kid.

171 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 8:44:54pm

re: #162 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Anna Merlan on the anti-Emma posters at Columbia, with discussion of CCJ and RW artist Sabo.

jezebel.com

Update, 9:45 p.m.: Over the course of an increasingly dumb day on Twitter, I’ve come to believe that noted person-who-probably-never-shit-the-floor Chuck C. Johnson was involved in the Fake Rape campaign, although I don’t think he physically hung the posters himself.

172 goddamnedfrank  May 20, 2015 8:49:21pm
173 Higgs Boson's Mate  May 20, 2015 8:51:39pm

re: #145 Lidane

Speaking of deranged raving lunatics:

[Embedded content]

You know, it would be damned near impossible for me to not punch Tucker Carlson in the face.

174 BeachDem  May 20, 2015 8:52:28pm

More from the Jezebel article:

Johnson, like most Scooby Doo villains, has a fatal weakness: he finds it impossible not to get drawn into a dumb Twitter squabble. So his silence is odd.

I guess the only thing worse than being the guy behind a “Fake Rape” poster campaign is wishing you’d been the guy behind a fake rape poster campaign.

jezebel.com

175 Kragar  May 20, 2015 8:52:51pm

re: #173 Higgs Boson’s Mate

You know, it would be damned near impossible for me to not punch Tucker Carlson in the face.

A buddy had an expression for people like Tucker:

“When I think of him, my fist balls up by itself.”

176 Kragar  May 20, 2015 9:00:40pm

Yes, Obama is employing Nazi tactics, which is why Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones both have thriving media businesses, able to spew their bile freely on the airways, just like Hitler’s opponents used to do.

177 teleskiguy  May 20, 2015 9:07:47pm

Just got back from my folks place. It was the first conversation since my screaming match with dad. We had a pleasant discussion and shared a number of laughs, especially about the Republican Party. Pops was apologetic and we both agreed that the 2016 Presidential Race is a fucking crap shoot.

178 retired cynic  May 20, 2015 9:10:43pm

re: #177 teleskiguy

Must have been a relief. My father was a Republican, but of the Ike variety. He served under him in WW2, got to drive him once, and thought he walked on water. My mother was an FDR Democrat, and my brother and I followed her row. Politics was NOT a subject we spoke about as a family, but it got a little silly as the clown car got more and more outlandish, until it became a joke.

179 retired cynic  May 20, 2015 9:24:21pm

Wow, another thread cut down in its prime!

180 jaunte  May 20, 2015 9:24:38pm
181 Lancelot Link  May 20, 2015 10:00:43pm

re: #180 jaunte

Is this a campaign or a merch stand

With R& Paul, it’s the same thing.


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