Cyberstalker Chuck C. Johnson Suspended by Twitter for the 4th Time

Will Twitter finally make it permanent?

The news of the morning is that sociopathic stalker Chuck C. Johnson has finally crossed the line again, and been suspended from Twitter for the fourth time.

The reason this time: he posted what many construe as a threat to black activist DeRay McKesson:

Was it a serious threat of violence? Chuck will no doubt argue that he was only talking about writing about McKesson. But it needs to be pointed out that Chuck has built a significant following on Twitter of the worst kinds of people — neo-Nazis, white supremacists and right wing extremists of all kinds. He uses the language of violence in a very calculated way, to incite these crazy people against his targets. And Chuck’s targets are: women who report being raped or harassed, black activists and victims of police violence, and anyone who criticizes him publicly.

With me, Chuck crossed the line into real-life stalking, hunting down an address he thought was current (it wasn’t — it was an apartment where I used to live), and posting pictures on Twitter of himself standing outside the apartment building grinning malevolently. Twitter took no action against him for this, even though it’s a very clear violation of their rules.

If past experience is any guide, Johnson will be reinstated by Twitter again, because their much-vaunted new push to protect their users from cyberstalkers like Johnson seems to have no teeth.

And as I wrote this, my prediction came true; he’s already been reinstated by Twitter.

UPDATE at 5/24/15 10:56:22 am by Charles Johnson

Twitter may not have reinstated him; their system is cached and it takes time for results to propagate across their network. He’s showing as suspended in some Twitter clients, and active in others. Time will tell whether he’s gone or not.

UPDATE at 5/24/15 11:10:08 am by Charles Johnson

He’s now showing as suspended in all my Twitter clients, both mobile and desktop.

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531 comments

1 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 10:51:55am

Well, just fuck Twitter with a wire brush then.

2 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 10:52:53am

@chuckcjohnson still shows suspended.

Is he tweeting on another acct?

3 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 10:53:38am

I’m seeing that his account is suspended.

4 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 10:54:24am

re: #2 Justanotherhuman

@chuckcjohnson still shows suspended.

Is he tweeting on another acct?

Yeah, I just checked. Still suspended.

5 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 10:55:39am

Not sure what you’re seeing Charles, but check again. He’s still being reported as suspended when I check in both Tweetdeck and via the web client. Just to be sure I emptied my cache, closed down and launched again and, still suspended.

6 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 10:56:19am

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

Not sure what you’re seeing Charles, but check again. He’s still being reported as suspended when I check in both Tweetdeck and via the web client. Just to be sure I emptied my cache, closed down and launched again and, still suspended.

Yeah, it might’ve been a caching issue. I’ve never visited his vile timeline and it shows as suspended for me. That being said, it’s only a matter of time until he’s allowed back on the Twitterwebs. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

7 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 10:56:30am

I think people are confusing Twitter’s web client and mobile clients. I can see a few of his tweets on mobile, but once I tap ‘See More Tweets’ I get an error screen. On my desktop it’s showing his account being suspended.

8 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 10:58:18am

Twitter may not have reinstated him; their system is cached and it takes time for results to propagate across their network. He’s showing as suspended in some some Twitter clients, and reactivated in others. Time will tell whether he’s gone or not.

9 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 10:59:17am

re: #5 goddamnedfrank

It’s not your browser cache that retains it - Twitter is a massive system of servers spread across the world, and updates take time to propagate across the whole network.

10 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:00:04am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

It’s not your browser cache that retains it - Twitter is a massive system of servers spread across the world, and updates take time to propagate across the whole network.

Cloud operations.

11 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 11:00:05am

If Chuckles were given the banhammer, like Kincannon was, he’s gonna shit bricks.

I’m not counting on that, though. But it’s nice to dream. :)

12 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 11:00:05am

Maybe it’s one of those double secret suspensions you’re always never hearing about.

13 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 11:01:25am
14 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:02:49am

We have to remember that last time Upchuck was “permanently suspended”, he blamed it on the “Ferguson mob” and compared himself to the NYT publishing Darren Wilson’s address—they weren’t “suspended”.

He called it “censorship” by Twitter. This sociopath will use every trick in the book to avoid responsibility.

15 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 11:05:04am

Well, while we’re at it, let’s celebrate! UpChuck-free Twitter is an awesome Twitter!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
16 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:05:23am

re: #15 teleskiguy

Well, while we’re at it, let’s celebrate! UpChuck-free Twitter is an awesome Twitter!

Image: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

However short it is, it is a blessed relief.

17 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 11:07:10am

re: #15 teleskiguy

Me and the Breivik apologist are arguing.

18 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:07:17am
19 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:08:55am

re: #18 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Kristol’s opinions are dedd.

20 Mattand  May 24, 2015 11:09:03am

I really don’t know how Dick Costolo or the other bigwigs at Twitter live with themselves. CCJ has been doing this for years, and each time (hopefully excluding this one) the little prick has been let back on.

I realize Costolo is probably purposely insulated from banhammer decisions. Still, I sometimes wonder if Costolo is aware of CCJ and is sympathetic to CCJs world view. How many times can a person post Gofundme’s for doxxing and murder-for-hire on Twitter, and just get slightly slapped on the wrist?

21 Mattand  May 24, 2015 11:09:41am

re: #18 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Punchable smug face is punchable.

22 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:10:36am

Meanwhile, what global warming, cont. I hope this guy was on a boat.

23 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 11:11:25am

My honest best guess as to what did it -> When @deray complained. Chuck tagged his handle in the tweet, and because Deray could honestly claim it was a threat directed towards himself the automated reporting bot finally big footed that complaint straight to a human being for confirmation, et ouilla Chuck was suspended.

In other words, just like before none of the thousands of other complaints people made mattered one whit. Twitter only really gives a shit when the target of harassment or violence files a report themselves.

24 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 11:12:24am

re: #17 The War TARDIS

Me and the Breivik apologist are arguing.

You’re wasting your time.

25 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:13:04am

re: #23 goddamnedfrank

My honest best guess as to what did it? When @deray complained. Because Chuck tagged his handle in the tweet, and Deray could honestly claim it was a threat directed towards himself the automated reporting bot finally big footed that complaint straight to a human being for confirmation, et ouilla Chuck was suspended.

In other words, just like before none of the thousands of other complaints people made mattered one whit. Twitter only really gives a shit when the target of harassment or violence files a report themselves.

Be funny if they let Dzhokhar Tsarnaev complain from prison….

26 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 11:13:55am

Man, this Andrew guy is a real piece of work.

27 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 11:14:29am

re: #24 teleskiguy

He supported the deaths of my family. I feel a need to attack him.

28 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:14:40am

re: #22 Justanotherhuman

Meanwhile, what global warming, cont. I hope this guy was on a boat.

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Nah! It snowed in Massachusetts in January….

29 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 11:15:43am

re: #27 The War TARDIS

He supported the deaths of my family. I feel a need to attack him.

Look him up. He’s almost literally the king of all trolls. You’re giving him exactly what he wants. Stop reacting.

30 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:15:46am

re: #23 goddamnedfrank

Just remember: Like all other social media profiteers, Twitter loves controversy.

Even if Deray made the complaint himself (which I hope he did), I would imagine that thousands of others also complained on his behalf and someone has to notice when bulk complaints come in like that.

31 blueraven  May 24, 2015 11:16:12am

re: #27 The War TARDIS

He supported the deaths of my family. I feel a need to attack him.

He is scum. Don’t lower yourself.

32 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:16:23am

re: #20 Mattand

I can kinda see the logic behind the inaction. Like any Internet forum - including this one - taking an active hand in moderation of content implies responsibility for that content. And while on a blog of this size, Charles, Stinky, and the crew of handy-dandy moderators are capable of assuming that responsibility, I somehow doubt that Twitter wants to open themselves to liability if they miss picking up on actionable content. With all that out of the way, it’s pretty clear that the reporting mechanisms Twitter has built are either absolutely inadequate to the task, or being deliberately ignored in favor of lazy inaction. We all suspect the latter, but the only way to know for sure would be to get an insider report. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall at an internal Twitter staff meeting.

33 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 11:17:52am

re: #30 Justanotherhuman

Just remember: Like all other social media profiteers, Twitter loves controversy.

Even if Deray made the complaint himself (which I hope he did), I would imagine that thousands of others also complained on his behalf and someone has to notice when bulk complaints come in like that.

Honestly I really doubt it. The only thing Twitter gives one shit about is their liability exposure to a lawsuit should Chuck or one of his followers take a shot at Deray. They did this because the legal department made them, nothing more.

34 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 11:18:07am

re: #31 blueraven

Rationality won out. I stopped.

I saw under the trending that Chuckie the Lesser was trending.

Someone there said he should be reported to the FBI for solicitation of a threat. Would it be reasonable to do so?

35 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:19:05am

re: #34 The War TARDIS

Rationality won out. I stopped.

I saw under the trending that Chuckie the Lesser was trending.

Someone there said he should be reported to the FBI for solicitation of a threat. Would it be reasonable to do so?

I wouldn’t doubt that Upchuck is already on the FBI’s watchlist.

36 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 11:19:39am

re: #35 Justanotherhuman

Couldn’t hurt to add more to it.

37 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 11:20:01am

UpChuck’s twitter friends are whining about #freespeech.

hahahahaaaaa

38 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:20:06am

re: #35 Justanotherhuman

I wouldn’t doubt that Upchuck is already on the FBI’s watchlist.

We know he’s on the Capitol Cops’.

39 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 11:20:13am

re: #27 The War TARDIS

He supported the deaths of my family. I feel a need to attack him.

He is filth. Ignore him.

Better yet, tell him you’ll pray for him; that Allah (swt) will guide him onto the right path and cast the accursed Shaitan from his soul.

Tell him you’ll do two extra rakats…….just for him.

That should cheese him off.

40 Nyet  May 24, 2015 11:21:03am

I was never a supporter of a twitter boycott, “leaving it to the bad guys is not a solution” etc. But if Chuck is reinstated, I would support a boycott/strike now.

41 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:21:11am

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

UpChuck’s twitter friends are whining about #freespeech.

hahahahaaaaa

This is the point where we remind any of his idiotic followers that free speech and censorship laws apply to government entities. Twitter is allowed to deny service to whomever they want for almost any reason.

42 freetoken  May 24, 2015 11:21:56am

re: #28 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

From the NWS OKC



000
SXUS74 KOUN 241349
REROKC

RECORD EVENT REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NORMAN OK
840 AM CST SUN MAY 24 2015

...NEW RECORD MONTHLY RAINFALL SET AT OKLAHOMA CITY...

THE OFFICIAL MEASURED RAINFALL ON SATURDAY AT WILL ROGERS WORLD
AIRPORT IN OKLAHOMA CITY WAS 3.73 INCHES. THIS BRINGS THE MONTHLY
TOTAL FOR MAY TO 18.19 INCHES. THIS BREAKS THE MAY RECORD OF
14.52 INCHES, SET IN 2013. THE 18.19 INCHES TOTAL ALSO BREAKS
THE RECORD FOR ANY MONTH ON RECORD. THAT RECORD WAS 14.66 INCHES,
SET IN JUNE 1989. THE OFFICIAL MONTHLY WILL BE UPDATED AT
THE END OF THE MONTH.

PRECIPITATION RECORDS FOR OKLAHOMA CITY DATE BACK TO 1890.



So yes, in the recent years record rainfalls are rapidly erasing old records.

In Oklahoma, home of Jim Inhofe.

43 Nyet  May 24, 2015 11:22:25am
44 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:22:42am

re: #39 Dr Lizardo

He is filth. Ignore him.

Better yet, tell him you’ll pray for him; that Allah (swt) will guide him onto the right path and cast the accursed Shaitan from his soul.

Tell him you’ll do two extra rakats…….just for him.

That should cheese him off.

Do Muslims do that, too? God, that “I’ll pray for you” shit makes me grit my teeth!

45 Zamb  May 24, 2015 11:23:57am

re: #43 Nyet

By the name I can see that person is nothing but rational.

46 Nyet  May 24, 2015 11:23:59am

re: #44 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Do Muslims do that, too? God, that “I’ll pray for you” shit makes me grit my teeth!

It’s cool in such cases :D

47 Feline Overlord  May 24, 2015 11:25:32am

I’m waiting for them to equate refusing to bake cakes for gays with suspending Chuck from Twitter. “If you can force me to bake a cake, then we can force you to broadcast my tweets!”

///

48 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:26:28am

re: #42 freetoken

From the NWS OKC




So yes, in the recent years record rainfalls are rapidly erasing old records.

In Oklahoma, home of Jim Inhofe.

It’s always amusing to me how Seattle is famous for rain, but we get much less (<40 in/yr) than a lot of places that are considered “dry”.

49 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 11:27:16am

re: #42 freetoken

In the last decade almost every heat, cold, moisture record has fallen. Strongest hurricanes, hottest summers, driest winters, all in the last 10 years, and we have solid reliable weather records dating back to Reconstruction.

50 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 11:27:24am

re: #44 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Do Muslims do that, too? God, that “I’ll pray for you” shit makes me grit my teeth!

In any faith, it’s a good way to grind someone’s gears. :D

51 De Kolta Chair  May 24, 2015 11:28:44am
PROOF!!!
52 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:31:12am

re: #47 Feline Overlord

I’m waiting for them to equate refusing to bake cakes for gays with suspending Chuck from Twitter. “If you can force me to bake a cake, then we can force you to broadcast my tweets!”

///

And this is why I included the “almost” word in my earlier post. Twitter can’t deny service to someone just for being black or gay. Neither can cake bakers. Sorry, folks, your pitiful excuses aren’t going to fly among the informed.

53 Snarknado!  May 24, 2015 11:33:11am

re: #15 teleskiguy

Well, while we’re at it, let’s celebrate! UpChuck-free Twitter is an awesome Twitter!

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I agree with the sentiment, but all I can say to the image is

MY EYES!

54 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:34:04am

So, is it too early for some schadenfreude?

Meanwhile, Costolo isn’t interested in any kind of complaints. He thinks everything is hunky dory.

twitter.com

55 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 11:40:29am

re: #27 The War TARDIS

He supported the deaths of my family. I feel a need to attack him.

Don’t give the martyr what he wants.

56 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 11:42:15am

Remember, chuckles blog has it’s own twitter account. I just checked and @gotnewsdotcom is still up. It usually only posts links to his blog when they first go up, but we should keep an eye out for sock-puppetry.

57 Nyet  May 24, 2015 11:45:24am

re: #56 Ace-o-aces

It has 10 times less followers, and if twitter bans someone permanently, they’re not allowed to make any other accounts, so I think with time this one will probably also be deleted.

58 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 11:46:33am

More Texas flooding.

59 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 11:49:32am
60 jaunte  May 24, 2015 11:51:56am
61 Feline Overlord  May 24, 2015 11:52:02am

Having been in an abusive relationship, I hope his wife is somewhere safe right now. If his Twitter stays offline for the rest of the day, or even over the holiday, he’s going to go on an epic binge and could start to lash out at those around him.

62 ObserverArt  May 24, 2015 11:52:16am

Why is Mother Nature pounding the states that are most in denial about climate change? That’s not nice Mother Nature. Don’t you get all the messages that many people in those states believe it’s all in the hands of God? God wouldn’t be putting you up to this to send a message would He? Damn, that God, He works in mysterious ways.

///

Oh by the way. It would be a nice holiday weekend if the red-headed boy wonder was held off Twitter for the entire holiday. Longer would be nice. Forever would be golden.

63 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 11:52:29am

re: #43 Nyet

I’m a feminist… no.

I’m a FEMINIST SCUM AND BLACK RACIST!

And I didn’t have to pay any fees to join that club!

64 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 11:53:33am

re: #43 Nyet

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Happy to be your enemy asshole.

65 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 11:53:41am

re: #61 Feline Overlord

Having been in an abusive relationship, I hope his wife is somewhere safe right now. If his Twitter stays offline for the rest of the day, or even over the holiday, he’s going to go on an epic binge and could start to last out at those around him.

I have to wonder at what point he started drinking. No doubt the guy is well on his way to “completely hammered” and dangerously unpredictable.

66 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 11:54:34am

re: #63 BigPapa

I’m a feminist… no.

I’m a FEMINIST SCUM AND BLACK RACIST!

And I didn’t have to pay any fees to join that club!

But would you join any club that would have you as a member?///

67 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 11:57:33am

re: #61 Feline Overlord

Having been in an abusive relationship, I hope his wife is somewhere safe right now. If his Twitter stays offline for the rest of the day, or even over the holiday, he’s going to go on an epic binge and could start to lash out at those around him.

Yeah, if his Twitter stays suspended for any length of time, he’s gonna have a lot of free time on his hands. And he’ll probably start climbing the walls and like you said, possibly start lashing out at those around him in frustration and anger.

68 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 11:57:36am

re: #62 ObserverArt

IT’S RAINING TOO MUCH says residents who’ve been praying for rain for four years.

69 Eventual Carrion  May 24, 2015 12:00:32pm

re: #32 thedopefishlives

I can kinda see the logic behind the inaction. Like any Internet forum - including this one - taking an active hand in moderation of content implies responsibility for that content. And while on a blog of this size, Charles, Stinky, and the crew of handy-dandy moderators are capable of assuming that responsibility, I somehow doubt that Twitter wants to open themselves to liability if they miss picking up on actionable content. With all that out of the way, it’s pretty clear that the reporting mechanisms Twitter has built are either absolutely inadequate to the task, or being deliberately ignored in favor of lazy inaction. We all suspect the latter, but the only way to know for sure would be to get an insider report. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall at an internal Twitter staff meeting.

Sounds like a job for Snowden, super spy.

70 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 12:02:28pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

IT’S RAINING TOO MUCH says residents who’ve been praying for rain for four years.

Overpraying is obviously to blame. Or God just missed Central Texas and CA.

71 Eventual Carrion  May 24, 2015 12:03:21pm

re: #37 Backwoods_Sleuth

UpChuck’s twitter friends are whining about #freespeech.

hahahahaaaaa

Is anyone yelling back at them about capitalism? Internal business entities don’t operate under our constitution, they have their own.

72 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:04:14pm

re: #71 Eventual Carrion

When soshulism™ is for them, they’re not really against it.

74 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 12:04:49pm

I’m surprised there’s no angry post about being persecuted for his “journalism” yet at GoatNews. Maybe he’s too hung over.

75 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:05:03pm

re: #70 BigPapa

Overpraying is obviously to blame. Or God just missed Central Texas and CA.

Just won’t entertain the notion that they’re gettin’ smote, will they? They’re getting punished for gay marriage in Massachusetts—yeah, that’s the ticket!

76 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:05:47pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

I’m surprised there’s no angry post about being persecuted for his “journalism” yet at GoatNews. Maybe he’s too hung over.

Or crying uncontrollably.

77 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 12:06:13pm

Duggar son ‘plays doctor’ with younguns… Ireland votes for gay marriage.

Coincidence? Hm….

78 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 12:06:21pm

LOL, I remember Lisa as a spurned Sarah Palin fangirl in Kentucky from years and years ago. Didn’t realize she was still around, but apparently she is and still spewing the crazy.

79 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:07:27pm

Man, I’m telling you, the banning of Chuck Johnson is just another act of the ongoing White Genocide™©.

80 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 12:08:08pm

re: #74 Charles Johnson

I’m surprised there’s no angry post about being persecuted for his “journalism” yet at GoatNews. Maybe he’s too hung over.

It’s only noon in California. He’s still sleeping off his hangover.

81 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:08:15pm

re: #61 Feline Overlord

Having been in an abusive relationship, I hope his wife is somewhere safe right now. If his Twitter stays offline for the rest of the day, or even over the holiday, he’s going to go on an epic binge and could start to lash out at those around him.

I wish I hadn’t seen those pictures of him with that pretty Asian lady. I have no idea if she’s HotAsianWife™ or not, but it makes the possibilities too visualizable for my peace of mind.

82 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 12:08:24pm

IT’S JUST LIKE SYRIA!!11!!

83 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:08:48pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

IT’S JUST LIKE SYRIA!!11!!

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Digital Auschwitz!!!1

84 Feline Overlord  May 24, 2015 12:09:16pm

re: #67 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, if his Twitter stays suspended for any length of time, he’s gonna have a lot of free time on his hands. And he’ll probably start climbing the walls and like you said, possibly start lashing out at those around him in frustration and anger.

They’ve taken away one of several drugs he’s addicted to. He’ll react like any other junkie.

Ultimately, I think he’s going to end up prematurely dead, probably before he’s 40. Either from a heart attack or an accident. I’ve seen it happen and he has all of the signs.

85 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 12:09:20pm

re: #75 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Just won’t entertain the notion that they’re gettin’ smote, will they? They’re getting punished for gay marriage in Massachusetts—yeah, that’s the ticket!

A Catholic priest and one of his parishioners would often golf together on the weekends. The young man’s foul mouth was notorious; every time he would shank a shot or miss a putt, he would loudly exclaim, “Fuck, I missed!” The priest would admonish him gently and play would continue. One day, near the end of a particularly exasperating round, the young man watched his ball fall into a sand trap. He threw his club down the course, screaming at the top of his lungs, “FUCK, I MISSED!” The priest had had enough; turning to his charge, he rebuked him, saying, “You keep on talking like that, and the Lord will smite you down.” At the sand trap, the parishioner pitched his shot clear over the green and into the weeds on the other side. As he stomped his foot and waved his club in the air, suddenly, a bolt from the blue came down and struck the priest dead. As the young man stared in shock, a voice boomed from the heavens: “Fuck, I missed.”

86 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 12:09:35pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

IT’S JUST LIKE SYRIA!!11!!

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Yeah just like Syria. Really maybe Chuckles shouldn’t be harassing people through Twitter if he wants to stay on. Tough luck CCJ and CCJ asskissers.

87 stpaulbear  May 24, 2015 12:09:40pm

re: #77 BigPapa

Duggar son ‘plays doctor’ with younguns… Ireland votes for gay marriage.

Coincidence? Hm….

I’ve been watching my regular blogs looking for the response from Bill Donahue. Wonder if he’s still stuck in a fetal ball?

88 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 12:09:51pm

re: #76 Nyet

Or crying uncontrollably.

Or, well…….taking a massive rage dump on the floor.

89 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:09:51pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ah so, it’s that gal:

Justine Tunney
@JustineTunney
Founder of occupywallst.org . My views do not represent Google’s.

90 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 12:09:56pm

Remember when Twitter killed CCJ. Yeah me neither.

91 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 12:11:08pm

re: #83 Nyet

Digital Auschwitz!!!1

THREAD WINNER!

92 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:13:48pm

re: #83 Nyet

Digital Auschwitz!!!1

But, but…I thought Auschwitz was just a rest home!

93 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:14:05pm

First we came for Chuck Johnson, because shut up.

94 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 12:14:30pm

re: #93 Nyet

First we came for Chuck Johnson, because shut up.

FIrst they came for Chuck Johnson, and I did not speak out, because he is a douchecanoe.

95 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 12:14:39pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

IT’S JUST LIKE SYRIA!!11!!

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What is this, the high level of ignorance amongst Upchuck supporters?

96 freetoken  May 24, 2015 12:16:25pm

re: #95 Justanotherhuman

What is this, the high level of ignorance amongst Upchuck supporters?

He picked his friends.

97 Drive By Commenter  May 24, 2015 12:16:44pm

Does Twitter even really care? I think………No.

98 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:18:09pm

re: #95 Justanotherhuman

What is this, the high level of ignorance amongst Upchuck supporters?

Oh, it’s a very special person. An Occupy nut turned into some sort of a techie fascist. A transgender too, so there’s some huge cognitive dissonance there. Friend of weev too.

99 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 12:18:28pm

This tweet o’ mine has seen quite a bit of engagement, for me anyways.

100 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 12:20:38pm

re: #98 Nyet

So, that one’s brain doesnt quite function on a rational level?

101 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:21:28pm

re: #100 Justanotherhuman

So, that one’s brain doesnt quite function on a rational level?

It (the brain) is in a world of its own.

102 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 12:21:53pm

re: #100 Justanotherhuman

So, that one’s brain doesnt quite function on a rational level?

Or just doesn’t quite function, period.

103 ObserverArt  May 24, 2015 12:22:13pm

They came for Charles C. Johnson and everybody on the ‘net pointed and said, that’s him over there.

104 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 12:23:05pm
105 The Ghost of a Flea  May 24, 2015 12:23:59pm

re: #98 Nyet

Oh, it’s a very special person. An Occupy nut turned into some sort of a techie fascist. A transgender too, so there’s some huge cognitive dissonance there. Friend of weev too.

Tunney’s a neo-reactionary.

Because when I encounter a philosopher headed up by a dude named Mencius Moldbug and that contains such luminaries as Theodore Beale and Davis Aurini, I totally think “Yeah, sign me up for a piece of that.”

106 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:24:08pm
107 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 12:25:34pm

re: #98 Nyet

Oh, it’s a very special person. An Occupy nut turned into some sort of a techie fascist. A transgender too, so there’s some huge cognitive dissonance there. Friend of weev too.

Without looking: Justine Tunney?

Looking: Yep.

HAHAHAHA, she’s CRAZEEE!
108 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:25:45pm

re: #101 Nyet

It (the brain) is in a world of its own.

A Boltzmann Brain?

109 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:27:04pm

re: #108 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

A Boltzmann Brain?

Sort of.

110 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:27:24pm

Ok, is that fucker back or what?

I can go to his profile but for some reason it shows me his tweets from Jan. 30

111 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:28:11pm

re: #110 Eclectic Cyborg

Ok, is that fucker back or what?

I can go to his profile but for some reason it shows me his tweets from Jan. 30

Wait, nevermind. Parody account. I see now.

112 Nyet  May 24, 2015 12:28:32pm

re: #110 Eclectic Cyborg

Suspended for me. Prolly some caching issues.

113 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:29:56pm

re: #112 Nyet

Suspended for me. Prolly some caching issues.

It’s not, I just found the correct profile and it’s there.

114 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:30:20pm

Who wants to bet Chuck is already hitting the sauce?

115 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:30:43pm

I’m not going to celebrate this suspension until I see how long it lasts.

116 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 12:31:03pm

re: #114 Eclectic Cyborg

Who wants to bet Chuck is already hitting the sauce?

I said something to that effect further upthread. I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

117 Belafon  May 24, 2015 12:32:57pm

Yesterday I posted a picture from Boerne, TX where the water was near the height of the street lights. This is from the same area. It’s an SUV being washed away. Someone was inside, but they found him later (Facebook link):

facebook.com

118 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 12:33:33pm
119 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:35:41pm

Good thoughts appreciated from all Lizards. Tornado watch in my area until 8 PM tonight.

This region is usually not prone to tornadoes (unless they are generated by hurricanes) but last week we had a Tornado warning and now this week have a Tornado watch.

120 makeitstop  May 24, 2015 12:37:38pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

Good thoughts appreciated from all Lizards. Tornado watch in my area until 8 PM tonight.

This region is usually not prone to tornadoes (unless they are generated by hurricanes) but last week we had a Tornado warning and now this week have a Tornado watch.

Hang in there, be safe.

121 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 12:37:52pm

re: #106 Nyet

Doesn’t sound as though she’s given up any of that white, rich male privilege, either.

122 darthstar  May 24, 2015 12:40:52pm

Looks like he’s learning about internet activism. People are reporting him to godaddy.com - his hosting service.

123 darthstar  May 24, 2015 12:45:08pm
124 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:45:42pm

re: #122 darthstar

Looks like he’s learning about internet activism. People are reporting him to godaddy.com - his hosting service.

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He’ll just explain it’s only his “Low IQ foes”.

125 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 12:46:55pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

Good thoughts appreciated from all Lizards. Tornado watch in my area until 8 PM tonight.

This region is usually not prone to tornadoes (unless they are generated by hurricanes) but last week we had a Tornado warning and now this week have a Tornado watch.

Hang in there.

126 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 12:46:56pm

And in the WTF category—Westboro freaks are in Myrtle Beach to protest motorcycle rallies. Huh?

wmbfnews.com

127 darthstar  May 24, 2015 12:49:14pm

re: #124 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

He’ll just explain it’s only his “Low IQ foes”.

Be great if he had to find a new home for his gotnews blog.

128 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 12:50:28pm

re: #127 darthstar

Be great if he had to find a new home for his gotnews blog.

With a “.me” or “.to” on the end….

129 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 12:51:42pm
130 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 12:53:37pm

Parents are pushing me to go to a Chiropractor for my headaches again.

I am beginning to think they may be migraines I have light sensitivity issues when my headaches are around.

They are generally reasonable, but they have gotten a bit sucked into chiropractic woo.

131 prairiefire  May 24, 2015 12:53:44pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

Stay safe and know where your shelter area is before the sirens go off!

132 allegro  May 24, 2015 12:57:03pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

Good thoughts appreciated from all Lizards. Tornado watch in my area until 8 PM tonight.

This region is usually not prone to tornadoes (unless they are generated by hurricanes) but last week we had a Tornado warning and now this week have a Tornado watch.

Woke up about 6am to a raging storm. Turned on the teevee to learn there was rotation overhead and a tornado warning in my area. These take on a whole ‘nother level of meaning when ya live in an RV. I put on some shorts and tank top just in case we had to make a run for it to the park rec center since I thought showing up there nekkid might not be appreciated by the neighbors. Fortunately all was well as the storm blew by quickly, at least for us.

133 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:58:12pm

Trust me, shelter is ready to go if need be though I’m truly hoping that isn’t the case.

134 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 12:59:16pm

I won’t lie, I’m really enjoying this assault on CCJ.

I think just about every one of us on here have said it would only be a matter of time until went after the wrong person and paid for it.

Seems like maybe Deray was that person.

135 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 12:59:33pm

Do I really think Chuck was planning to do physical harm to Deray? No, of course not.

Do I care? Fuck no. He’s a massively gross creeper who purposefully used ambiguous language that could easily be interpreted that way. His intent was to grift off of a hoard of hate filled bags of racist shit, many of whom absolutely would harm or kill Deray if given the right opportunity. That’s why I reported him and that’s why I hope he stays gone.

136 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 12:59:33pm
137 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 1:02:11pm

Posted mostly because “Sergeant Honkeycaust” is a hilarious name.

138 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:02:56pm

re: #135 goddamnedfrank

He was crowdfunding to “take out” @deray. The crowd? A bunch of the worst human beings on Twitter. It’s why I reported it as well (with the “long form”).

139 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:02:57pm

re: #136 teleskiguy

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I like the position-momentum uncertainty relation—but they quote h/4π lately….

140 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:03:06pm

Chuck must be so happy. He’s finally trending on Twitter

141 bratwurst  May 24, 2015 1:05:21pm

Once again, people have trouble with the whole “free speech” vs. “consequence-free speech” thing.

And I have long wondered how Chuck has been allowed to maintain a PayPal account. I thought they had a reputation for pulling the plug on people up to questionable activities pretty readily.

142 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:05:54pm
143 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:06:22pm
144 Belafon  May 24, 2015 1:07:53pm

re: #141 bratwurst

Once again, people have trouble with the whole “free speech” vs. “consequence-free speech” thing.

And I have long wondered how Chuck has been allowed to maintain a PayPal account. I thought they had a reputation for pulling the plug on people up to questionable activities pretty readily.

Or the fact that Twitter is not covered by the 1st amendment, and threats of violence are not covered by the first amendment.

145 freetoken  May 24, 2015 1:07:54pm

Tweets like this:

Have been coming every few minutes since the article at Western Journalism was posted.

It’s the usual excuses, full of misleading statements, such as Josh Duggar got counseling.

That article has been tweeted so many times that I wonder if there is a campaign on to do so, by the readers of Western Journalism.

(Western Journalism, not to be confused with similarly named organization by Joseph Farah, is mix of religious right and glibertarianism: westernjournalism.com
It is owned by “Liftable Media Inc.”: liftable.com
It is run by Patrick Brown: slideshare.net
twitter.com
who is, I think I read somewhere, the son of a preacher.)

Anyway, point is, the misinformation in that article is continually be tweeted, but I don’t know if the accounts are bots, or just people who act like bots (I suspect the latter, given the religious indoctrination of the Duggar cult.)

The author of that Duggar excuse article is ascribed to one Steven Crowder: westernjournalism.com
whose article lists are what you’d expect from the usual right wing writer who is trying real, real, real hard to look reasonable but still writes crap.

The article originated on the LouderWithCrowder website: louderwithcrowder.com

Where we find the actual author was one Krystal Heath. It turns out on that blog site a few sane commenters are point out how far from reality Krystal Heath’s assertions are, but the sane voices are being attacked by the Freeper/CCJ type of idiots.

I guess I’m journaling this in case I ever turn it into a Page, but I think there is more to this if I were to dig. Liftable media itself is just another click-bait idea, but somehow Patrick Brown has gotten lots of people to tweet articles, especially this one.

146 prairiefire  May 24, 2015 1:08:29pm

re: #132 allegro

Lol. I always have my shoes and purse by the basement door when we are under a watch. I need to go to Walgreen’s get my tetanus booster shot, make sure the kids are up to date on theirs.

147 gocart mozart  May 24, 2015 1:09:46pm

Google , using the latest scientific technology, has conclusively determined that Jim Hoft is the dumbest man on the internet. Isn’t it high time that Twitter does the same? There is only one clear candidate and his name is Charles C. Johnson. This should be made to happen forthwith.

148 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 1:11:10pm

OT, but remember a few days ago where President Obama said that what we’re seeing in Syria is the result of anthropogenic climate change?

And the wingnuts derided him for it?

Yeah…….here’s the deal.

From 2006-2011, up to 60% of Syria’s land experienced, in the terms of one expert, “the worst long-term drought and most severe set of crop failures since agricultural civilizations began in the Fertile Crescent many millennia ago.” According to a special case study from last year’s Global Assessment Report on Disaster Risk Reduction (GAR), of the most vulnerable Syrians dependent on agriculture, particularly in the northeast governorate of Hassakeh (but also in the south), “nearly 75 percent…suffered total crop failure.” Herders in the northeast lost around 85% of their livestock, affecting 1.3 million people.

The human and economic costs are enormous. In 2009, the UN and IFRC reported that over 800,000 Syrians had lost their entire livelihood as a result of the droughts. By 2011, the aforementioned GAR report estimated that the number of Syrians who were left extremely “food insecure” by the droughts sat at about one million. The number of people driven into extreme poverty is even worse, with a UN report from last year estimating two to three million people affected.

This has led to a massive exodus of farmers, herders and agriculturally-dependent rural families from the countryside to the cities. Last January, it was reported that crop failures (particularly the Halaby pepper) just in the farming villages around the city of Aleppo, had led “200,000 rural villagers to leave for the cities.” In October 2010, the New York Times highlighted a UN estimate that 50,000 families migrated from rural areas just that year, “on top of the hundreds of thousands of people who fled in earlier years.” In context of Syrian cities coping with influxes of Iraqi refugees since the U.S. invasion in 2003, this has placed additional strains and tensions on an already stressed and disenfranchised population.

This problem has been compounded by poor governance. The al-Assad regime has, by most accounts except their own, criminally combined mismanagement and neglect of Syria’s natural resources, which have contributed to water shortages and land desertification. Based on short-term assessments during years of relative plenty, the government has heavily subsidized water-intensive wheat and cotton farming, and encouraged inefficient irrigation techniques. In the face of both climate and human-induced water shortages, farmers have sought to increase supply by turning to the country’s groundwater resources, with Syria’s National Agricultural Policy Center reporting an increase in wells tapping aquifers from “just over 135,000 in 1999 to more than 213,000 in 2007.” This pumping “has caused groundwater levels to plummet in many parts of the country, and raised significant concerns about the water quality in remaining aquifer stocks.”

On top of this, the over-grazing of land and a rapidly growing population have compounded the land desertification process. As previously fertile lands turn to dust, farmers and herders have had no choice but to move elsewhere, starve, or demand change.

In a nutshell, a severe drought - one of the worst in recorded history - compelled rural farmers, herders and their families to move to the cities, which were already a powderkeg owing to the nature of al-Assad’s dictatorial regime, and………boom. The fuse was lit.

So President Obama was right; AGW is one of the factors behind the Syrian Civil War - along with other issues, both political and religious.

climateandsecurity.org

149 freetoken  May 24, 2015 1:12:23pm

BTW, I see that the number 10 spot on twitter for trending in San Diego is … Chuck Johnson.

150 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:15:04pm
151 darthstar  May 24, 2015 1:17:09pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

Waa! They took my twitter away! Now nobody will publish me!

152 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 1:18:49pm

Actress, comedian Anne Meara, mom of Ben Stiller, dies at 85 - @AP
end of alert

153 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:19:35pm

re: #152 Justanotherhuman

Actress, comedian Anne Meara, mom of Ben Stiller, dies at 85 - @AP
end of alert

Damn!

154 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 1:19:42pm

re: #148 Dr Lizardo

The only way this hell in Syria is getting fixed is a full-on WWII style occupation.

Eventually, something will happen to cause this.

155 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 1:20:34pm
156 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 1:20:54pm

Looking at Twitter, I see anonymous is doxxing him. They released his phone number.

The fall of Chuckie the Lesser?

157 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 1:21:09pm

re: #153 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

She had a full and wonderful life, though. : )

158 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:22:23pm

re: #157 Justanotherhuman

She had a full and wonderful life, though. : )

True. She and Jerry were married the year I was born, I think…and I’m old.

159 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:22:56pm

His Twitter account is obviously very important to Chuck. Most of the stories he posts originate on Twitter, and he uses it to raise money.

I hope Twitter makes it permanent this time, but I’m afraid they’ll probably reinstate him.

160 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 1:23:22pm

re: #156 The War TARDIS

Looking at Twitter, I see anonymous is doxxing him. They released his phone number.

The fall of Chuckie the Lesser?

Oh shit! Chuckles is gonna squeal like a stuck pig over that.

Live by the sword doxxing, die by the sword doxxing.

161 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:23:45pm
162 freetoken  May 24, 2015 1:24:53pm

BTW, the official Josh and Anna Duggar website was taken down not too long ago, reports People:
people.com

Here’s the last google cache: webcache.googleusercontent.com

However, I see the main family website is still up.

Inmotion, the hosting company, now puts up a generic Inmotion page about the site not being available.

I think this is just the beginning. The reality TV show was of a fake family. The real family has deep problems.

We read at times about “epistemic closure” but I suspect in the Duggar case we are seeing physical closure - isolation from the outside will strengthen.

Their enablers, such as their fellow church members, and the in-laws (Seewalds) will probably be the suppliers of stuff for the family.

Maybe I’ll be surprised and something good will come of this, but I will be surprised if that happens.

163 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:24:58pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

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I used his link to post this:

164 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 1:26:16pm

re: #156 The War TARDIS

Haha!

@ChuckCJohnson1
I Am A Fake Ass Journalist & General Piece Of Shit

twitter.com

Here’s the E-Mail addresses of all my supporters who’ve donated to my awesome work, feel free to write & thank them! bit.ly

They’re really doing a number on him.

165 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:26:57pm

re: #155 goddamnedfrank

166 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:27:58pm

re: #161 Charles Johnson

167 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:28:23pm

re: #165 Kragar

He says “Free #ChuckCJohnson” but if you read the fine print, its only with the purchase of a regular Chuck Johnson at full price.

I didn’t know BOGO was pronounced “BOZO”.

168 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 1:28:47pm

re: #138 teleskiguy

He was crowdfunding to “take out” @deray. The crowd? A bunch of the worst human beings on Twitter. It’s why I reported it as well (with the “long form”).

Probably did the little twit a favor as he was trying to get somebody to hack bank records, so this “timeout” might be saving him from a jail stint.

169 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 1:30:20pm

re: #144 Belafon

Or the fact that Twitter is not covered by the 1st amendment, and threats of violence are not covered by the first amendment.

Well, when you put it THAT way…
////

170 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 1:30:44pm

re: #168 BeachDem

Yeah, his email list is the usual suspects. No doubt they’ll get bombed, too.

171 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:32:23pm

re: #144 Belafon

Or the fact that Twitter is not covered by the 1st amendment, and threats of violence are not covered by the first amendment.

Well, if Twitter were a government agency…I guess when CostCo has “all the things”, Twitter will have “all the talks”.

172 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 1:34:13pm
173 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 1:34:57pm

re: #145 freetoken

Crowder is also good buddies with the lovely Loesch family, so the circle of derp is complete.

174 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 1:36:27pm

re: #150 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

If you click the box, it auto prompts you to tweet this:

@support Reinstate @ChuckCJohnson & support investigative journalism like gotnews.com. Free #ChuckCJohnson

175 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:36:28pm
176 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 1:36:40pm

re: #170 Justanotherhuman

Yeah, his email list is the usual suspects. No doubt they’ll get bombed, too.

Like watching fire ants and Argentine ants at war. The winner’s gonna get the Amdro regardless.

scientificamerican.com

177 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 1:38:10pm

Has Chuckles started another gofundme for himself yet?

178 Eventual Carrion  May 24, 2015 1:40:02pm

re: #177 Eclectic Cyborg

Has Chuckles started another gofundme for himself yet?

He needs to raise money for bail from twitter jail somehow.

179 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 1:40:23pm

re: #164 Justanotherhuman

Haha!

@ChuckCJohnson1
I Am A Fake Ass Journalist & General Piece Of Shit

twitter.com

Here’s the E-Mail addresses of all my supporters who’ve donated to my awesome work, feel free to write & thank them! bit.ly

They’re really doing a number on him.

Oh, Chuckles is gonna get a taste of his own medicine.

And he ain’t no gonna like it one damn bit, no siree.

180 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:40:46pm

re: #174 Eclectic Cyborg

I clicked the box and did some editing.

181 Iwouldprefernotto  May 24, 2015 1:42:18pm

I don’t like to brag, but it should be obvious that it was my report to Twitter that got CCJ supended. You are welcome. Also, I’m away for the weekend with my girlfriend and her teenage kids so karma me.

182 freetoken  May 24, 2015 1:43:30pm

BTW, the main Duggar family site as a page which as “resources”, presumably to guide their followers in living the Duggar-life.

There are twenty five resources on the list.

2 are totally about creationism (you know the sites) and two more are preachers who run sites that appear to be quite concerned about evolution: epm.org
summit.org

Who could have guessed?

Yeah, you could have.

183 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 1:44:48pm
184 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:45:22pm

Damn, looks like UpChuck’s been doxxed. I’ve seen his address and phone number floating around Twitter.

185 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 1:45:30pm

re: #181 Iwouldprefernotto

I don’t like to brag, but it should be obvious that it was my report to Twitter that got CCJ supended. You are welcome. Also, I’m away for the weekend with my girlfriend and her teenage kids so karma me.

No, it was me tweeting @dickc the CEO of The Twitterz. I crushed him with three, count ‘em, three tweets.

That’s power man, real power.

186 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 1:47:30pm

re: #184 teleskiguy

Damn, looks like UpChuck’s been doxxed. I’ve seen his address and phone number floating around Twitter.

That happened a couple of days ago IIRC.

187 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:47:48pm
188 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:48:27pm

re: #183 Charles Johnson

I’ve played this noise like 20 times now. I can’t stop laughing.

189 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 1:48:55pm

re: #183 Charles Johnson

The responses to that tweet are lovely. :D

190 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 1:50:27pm

Oh look, horrible cretin Craig Brittain is trying to propagate a meme. Adorbs.

191 Belafon  May 24, 2015 1:51:15pm

re: #183 Charles Johnson

One of the commenters. Check out the avatar:

192 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 1:51:40pm

re: #190 teleskiguy

Oh look, horrible cretin Craig Brittain is trying to propagate a meme. Adorbs.

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Is he ridiculous enough to be CCJ?

193 stpaulbear  May 24, 2015 1:52:04pm

Chucks new theme song:

194 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 1:53:01pm

re: #179 Dr Lizardo

Oh, Chuckles is gonna get a taste of his own medicine.

And he ain’t no gonna like it one damn bit, no siree.

Whoever put the upchuck1 account together is obviously VERY familiar with the twit’s writing(if you can call it that) style.

195 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:54:55pm

re: #190 teleskiguy

196 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 1:56:31pm

Now who’s going to take down Hillary sadface? :(

197 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 1:56:53pm

Josh Smith’s remaining sock account is working overtime since the rest of his accounts got suspended:

198 bratwurst  May 24, 2015 1:57:35pm

re: #190 teleskiguy

Oh look, horrible cretin Craig Brittain is trying to propagate a meme. Adorbs.

[Embedded content]

Sure, getting suspended for the 4th time by Twitter is JUST THE SAME as getting murdered in cold blood.

Nothing like insulting the dead by comparing them to this cretin.

199 Kragar  May 24, 2015 1:58:16pm
200 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 1:58:46pm

This one’s for you, Chuck!

201 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 1:59:21pm

re: #184 teleskiguy

Damn, looks like UpChuck’s been doxxed. I’ve seen his address and phone number floating around Twitter.

They’ve been all over everywhere for many moons and most of it he posted himself, going back to his college days. His little begging letter when he moved to CA had a lot of info, and his various blogs had more.

I’ve known his phone #, address, his wife’s full name, career info and address history etc. etc. for a long time, but I’m not an upchuck-type scumbag, so have kept it to myself and will continue to do so, as have most other people. But it didn’t take any big hack to get his info (not saying you implied that at all)—it’s all over the place.

202 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 2:01:40pm

re: #201 BeachDem

Is UpChuck a verb yet?

203 Kragar  May 24, 2015 2:03:37pm
204 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 2:06:15pm

Karma is a very nice lady and I wish her the best.

205 Amory Blaine  May 24, 2015 2:06:56pm

re: #164 Justanotherhuman

I just walked in the door and saw this. Now THAT is funny.

206 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 2:09:15pm
207 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 2:11:36pm

re: #202 Decatur Deb

Is UpChuck a verb yet?

Rather than a noun that was verbicized/Haiged, it went the alternate route and was a verb that was nounicized.

(now that’s a mouthful.)

208 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 2:12:02pm

re: #197 Backwoods_Sleuth

I love how the photo on that tweet is the Hindenburg going down.

209 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 2:12:31pm
Chuck C Johnson is a cartoon potato. We developed him as a mascot for Ore-Ida. He went Roger Rabbit on us. Sad. #JeSuisChuckCJohnson

Chuck C Johnson is a toon? Chuck Johnson? Son of Chuck Jones? Connect the dots, sheeple!

210 freetoken  May 24, 2015 2:15:06pm

Send this to all the religious defenders of the Duggars:

marmel.com

211 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 24, 2015 2:15:25pm

re: #202 Decatur Deb

Found this in a memorabilia exhibit in a hotel in Philadelphia:

The light obscures the postmark. It was mailed in April 1944

212 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 2:15:33pm

re: #201 BeachDem

They’ve been all over everywhere for many moons and most of it he posted himself, going back to his college days. His little begging letter when he moved to CA had a lot of info, and his various blogs had more.

I’ve known his phone #, address, his wife’s full name, career info and address history etc. etc. for a long time, but I’m not an upchuck-type scumbag, so have kept it to myself and will continue to do so, as have most other people. But it didn’t take any big hack to get his info (not saying you implied that at all)—it’s all over the place.

Yup. I’ve had all that info for quite a while, too. (And more.)

213 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 2:16:54pm
214 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 2:17:05pm

Chuck’s been busy, redesigning his REINSTATE ME banner. Yeah, that’ll help.

215 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 2:17:11pm

re: #201 BeachDem

They’ve been all over everywhere for many moons and most of it he posted himself, going back to his college days. His little begging letter when he moved to CA had a lot of info, and his various blogs had more.

I’ve known his phone #, address, his wife’s full name, career info and address history etc. etc. for a long time, but I’m not an upchuck-type scumbag, so have kept it to myself and will continue to do so, as have most other people. But it didn’t take any big hack to get his info (not saying you implied that at all)—it’s all over the place.

Nothing like doxxing yourself.

216 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 2:17:52pm

re: #212 Charles Johnson

Yup. I’ve had all that info for quite a while, too. (And more.)

So you’re a better “journalist” than Chuckles, who needs people to google shit for him?

217 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 2:18:13pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

How many Charles Johnsons’ will end up caught up in the mess of the Ginger Avenger?

218 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 2:20:17pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It’s like all the Charles Johnsons who are not upchuck need to start a support group.

219 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 2:20:32pm

re: #211 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

Found this in a memorabilia exhibit in a hotel in Philadelphia:

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Can read the filename, but the phot doesn’t come up.

(I think the ‘Deb’ Decatur was in Illinois. The original pilot was from there, IIRC. It went down 28 May.)

220 Kragar  May 24, 2015 2:21:45pm

re: #217 Eclectic Cyborg

How many Charles Johnsons’ will end up caught up in the mess of the Ginger Avenger?

Obviously Chuck is the “Red Dwarf Arnold Rimmer” of Charles Johnsons

221 freetoken  May 24, 2015 2:21:55pm

re: #217 Eclectic Cyborg

How many Charles Johnsons’ will end up caught up in the mess of the Ginger Avenger?

17,926

222 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 2:22:28pm
223 stpaulbear  May 24, 2015 2:22:44pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been busy, redesigning his REINSTATE ME banner. Yeah, that’ll help.

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What else is he going to do? He’s suddenly a junkie thrown into detox.

224 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 24, 2015 2:23:44pm

re: #219 Decatur Deb

Somewhere along the line I thought you were in Alabama, so when I saw the Decatur, AL address, I thought maybe it was your town. It’s funny how I try to read things into people’s handles.

225 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 2:23:48pm

re: #223 stpaulbear

What else is he going to do? He’s suddenly a junkie thrown into detox gone cold turkey.

FTFY

226 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 2:23:51pm

re: #223 stpaulbear

What else is he going to do? He’s suddenly a junkie thrown into detox.

I was just about to say that Chuck without Twitter is like a Heroin addict without Heroin…

227 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:24:47pm

re: #156 The War TARDIS

Looking at Twitter, I see anonymous is doxxing him. They released his phone number.

The fall of Chuckie the Lesser?

I know that my moral voice SHOULD say “That’s just not right, I shouldn’t approve of this”. In this case it seems like it has has case of laryngitis and I really can’t hear it.

I REALLY hope that Wonkette picks up on this. That would be so awesome.

RBS

228 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 2:24:52pm

I really hope UpChuck’s suspension sticks this time. It would be a devastating blow to his whole schtick.

229 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 2:26:08pm

Most forums are far less tolerant of asshats like CCJ than twitter has been.
WTF.

230 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 2:26:18pm

re: #225 Dr Lizardo

I know how I get when Charter goes down.

This is far, far worse for Upchuck. : )

231 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 2:26:33pm

re: #226 Eclectic Cyborg

I was just about to say that Chuck without Twitter is like a Heroin addict without Heroin…

If only Chuck could feature on an episode of Cops.

232 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 2:27:02pm

re: #231 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

If only Chuck could feature on an episode of Cops.

X-Files.

233 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 2:27:27pm

re: #224 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

Somewhere along the line I thought you were in Alabama, so when I saw the Decatur, AL address, I thought maybe it was your town. It’s funny how I try to read things into people’s handles.

Yep, in Baja Alabama, but the nic and avi refer to my dad’s B17.

234 Zamb  May 24, 2015 2:27:52pm

I’d say Chuck is probably going to try and dig up some dirt on Twitter employees/execs to blackmail them into getting reinstated, but I don’t see how he would do that without being able to outsource the work to the Twitter universe.

235 Belafon  May 24, 2015 2:28:15pm

re: #227 RealityBasedSteve

I know that my moral voice SHOULD say “That’s just not right, I shou’t approve of this”. In this case it seems like it has has case of laryngitis and I really can’t hear it.

I REALLY hope that Wonkette picks up on this. That would be so awesome.

RBS

I’m going with a variation of “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow.

236 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 2:28:34pm

re: #232 Varek Raith

X-Files.

Flukeman?

237 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 2:29:04pm

re: #215 Varek Raith

Nothing like doxxing yourself.

Hey, from his research website, he’s a
CHAMPION OF TRUTH

and

ADDICTED TO RESEARCH

Johnson and his team have advised political candidates, corporations, wealthy individuals, PACs, state and federal law enforcement.

(I still crack up at “wealthy individuals.” Yeah, he doesn’t want any poor folks as clients, y’all.)

We specialize in finding things in both the virtual and physical world that people just don’t want us to have,” says Johnson. “Think of us as the intersection of private eyes and digital sleuths.”

or, you can think of them as sleazy doxxers who either skirt the line between research and illegality or cross it, getting things wrong more often than not, and using crowd-sourcing by lunatics as a way to carry out vendettas—ymmv.

238 Feline Overlord  May 24, 2015 2:29:26pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

Chuck’s been busy, redesigning his REINSTATE ME banner. Yeah, that’ll help.

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I image he’s got a bottle of something beside him, so his edits will become increasingly desperate and incoherent as the night goes along.

239 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:30:39pm

re: #217 Eclectic Cyborg

How many Charles Johnsons’ will end up caught up in the mess of the Ginger Avenger?

Well, upChuck certainly has caught his johnson in the wringer.

RBS

240 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 2:31:24pm
241 Shiplord Kirel  May 24, 2015 2:32:46pm

How low will the ammosexuals go? First there was the abuse of bereaved parents over Sandy Hook, now this.

These are the same cargo cult freaks who think DHS is planning to massacre millions of Christians and “patriots” with their .40 caliber handguns. How can people that stupid expect to defend themselves even if they do have weapons?

242 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 2:33:06pm

re: #238 Feline Overlord

I image he’s got a bottle of something beside him, so his edits will become increasingly desperate and incoherent as the night goes along.

And he’s locked himself in the bathroom…

243 ObserverArt  May 24, 2015 2:34:12pm

re: #193 stpaulbear

Chucks new theme song:

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Video

Always liked this song. And the one black glove!

We had a punk band in Columbus that used to do a hell of a sped up version of it.

244 darthstar  May 24, 2015 2:37:14pm
245 Belafon  May 24, 2015 2:37:48pm

re: #241 Shiplord Kirel

Any person who believes that they can fend off any government that wants to round them up is too delusional to own guns.

246 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 2:38:17pm
247 stpaulbear  May 24, 2015 2:38:39pm

re: #243 ObserverArt

Always liked this song. And the one black glove!

We had a punk band in Columbus that used to do a hell of a sped up version of it.

I used to play that song too but we tried to to a pretty straight cover. It’s got TONS of energy as is and was so much fun to play.

248 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:39:47pm

re: #234 Zamb

I’d say Chuck is probably going to try and dig up some dirt on Twitter employees/execs to blackmail them into getting reinstated, but I don’t see how he would do that without being able to outsource the work to the Twitter universe.

You banned me from your service for doxxing and threatening people. You need to let me back on so I can dox and threaten you.

Yea… He may want to rethink that particular strategy.

249 Belafon  May 24, 2015 2:41:13pm

re: #246 teleskiguy

This is buried in the middle:

250 stpaulbear  May 24, 2015 2:41:48pm

re: #237 BeachDem

Johnson and his team have advised political candidates, corporations, wealthy individuals, PACs, state and federal law enforcement.

And most of the people he’s advised have replied “Could you kindly just fuck off please”.

251 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:41:53pm

re: #245 Belafon

Any person who believes that they can fend of any government that wants to round them up is too delusional to own guns.

Just think, if only the French, Polish, Belgian and Dutch armies had GUNS!!!! Then they wouldn’t have been overrun.

RBS

252 makeitstop  May 24, 2015 2:43:53pm

re: #238 Feline Overlord

I image he’s got a bottle of something beside him, so his edits will become increasingly desperate and incoherent as the night goes along.

Chuck’s banner by 9PM:

253 Belafon  May 24, 2015 2:44:56pm

re: #252 makeitstop

Chuck’s banner by 9PM:

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Did his wife agree to it?

254 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 2:47:18pm
255 Targetpractice  May 24, 2015 2:47:18pm

re: #253 Belafon

Did his wife agree to it?

Speaking of which, I wonder if HotAsianWife has to deal with this angry little man-child storming around, ranting about how Twitter has the audacity to kick him, an AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST, and totally rob him of his freedom of speech?

256 Kragar  May 24, 2015 2:48:07pm

re: #255 Targetpractice

Speaking of which, I wonder if HotAsianWife has to deal with this angry little man-child storming around, ranting about how Twitter has the audacity to kick him, an AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST, and totally rob him of his freedom of speech?

She spends most days with her boyfriend.

257 Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2015 2:48:11pm

So, how long can Chuckles go without Twitter? And how long is Twitter gonna suspend him for?

He’s still got his “news” (LOLOL) website, of course, but he uses his personal Twitter way, way more.

Guess we’ll find out. Goodnight, Lizards.

258 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:48:25pm

I am sitting near a person at Starbucks who is complaining to her companion how every bad thing that has ever happened to her in her entire life has been the result of other people conspiring against her. She is SO much better than everybody else around her, and they are jealous of her and are trying to ruin her life. And don’t let her get started on how nobody listens to her when she tries to tell them what they are doing wrong.

I may have to move, otherwise I may just lean over and say “It’s really because you’re an obnoxious, self-centered bitch with the self-awareness of a sea slug. Only special snowflakes get to be the center of the Universe, and you’re no special snowflake”.

Probably be better to move… I’d hate to get kick/banned from Starbucks.

RBS

259 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:49:03pm

re: #252 makeitstop

Chuck’s banner by 9PM:

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He speaks Welch?

RBS

260 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 2:51:21pm

The false narrative is forming, that the “threat” was taken out of context. The fact that Chuck’s language was ambiguous is totally irrelevant. He should stay gone because he’s repeatedly demonstrated that he has absolutely no intention of abiding by Twitter’s TOS.

261 Belafon  May 24, 2015 2:52:01pm

I went to look up the Blanco River to see if it was the one I’d heard about a few weeks ago on TV, and someone’s already updated wikipedia with today’s information:

Early in the morning on May 24th, 2015, Torrential rains caused historic flooding on the river. The river rose 31 feet in 1 hour, and set a new record high crest.

262 Nyet  May 24, 2015 2:52:22pm

re: #135 goddamnedfrank

He deliberately crafted the message in this way. And he knew how it would be read. So fuck him, since his message does allow for a sinister interpretation, Deray would be within his rights if he informed the police.

263 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 2:52:49pm

I think it may be done.

264 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 2:55:50pm

re: #241 Shiplord Kirel

How low will the ammosexuals go? First there was the abuse of bereaved parents over Sandy Hook, now this.

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These are the same cargo cult freaks who think DHS is planning to massacre millions of Christians and “patriots” with their .40 caliber handguns. How can people that stupid expect to defend themselves even if they do have weapons?

Ammosexuals can go fuck themselves for likening our government to Nazi Germany because that’s exactly what that image and statement implies. So no assholes, fuck you and stop likening wanting sensible gun control policies to Nazism which is even more fucked up when you see that most Jewish people support reasonable gun laws. But I get it gun owners are just like European Jews. Spit.

265 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 2:55:51pm

re: #262 Nyet

He deliberately crafted the message in this way. And he knew how it would be read. So fuck him, since his message does allow for a sinister interpretation, Deray would be within his rights if he informed the police.

He’d be better off informing the FBI at their field office, not the locals.

266 darthstar  May 24, 2015 2:56:18pm

re: #259 RealityBasedSteve

He speaks Welch?

RBS

He speaks lots of languages, including Welch’s.

267 freetoken  May 24, 2015 2:57:11pm
268 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 2:57:52pm

re: #262 Nyet

He deliberately crafted the message in this way. And he knew how it would be read. So fuck him, since his message does allow for a sinister interpretation, Deray would be within his rights if he informed the police.

In case of a call to arms, CCJ’s use of the phrase is not germane. The question is how will some number of his nutcase NAZI followers interpret it?
He knows the answer.

269 makeitstop  May 24, 2015 2:58:35pm

His brain must be boiling, to look at his home page and see this:

That’s weird. LOL
270 Targetpractice  May 24, 2015 2:58:48pm

re: #241 Shiplord Kirel

How low will the ammosexuals go? First there was the abuse of bereaved parents over Sandy Hook, now this.

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These are the same cargo cult freaks who think DHS is planning to massacre millions of Christians and “patriots” with their .40 caliber handguns. How can people that stupid expect to defend themselves even if they do have weapons?

How long do they intend to keep waving that bloody red shirt? Because the only people who seem convinced are the nuts who are already convinced that any barriers between them and their arsenal will lead to a second Holocaust. Nobody outside their little monkey house seriously buys the idea that the government is just biding its time until all the guns are gone, and then is going to begin marching people off to the death camps.

271 Nyet  May 24, 2015 2:59:07pm

So I return and Chuckie is still suspended. At this moment at least there is some justice in the world.

272 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 2:59:35pm

inquisitr.com
Saw this on Facebook but don’t call them bigots ya know. Seriously fuck Michelle, fuck Jim Bob, and fuck Josh. This family is genuinely awful. Maybe if Jim Bob and Michelle cared about something more than just procreating and actually raising a family, and yes there is a difference, their son wouldn’t have turned out to be such a sick freak.

273 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 2:59:47pm

re: #266 darthstar

He speaks lots of languages, including Welch’s.

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Ok, so I misspelled the language. Even as I was looking at it I was thinking “that’s not right”. Should have been Welsh. I’ll blame it on the frappachino.

RBS

274 Targetpractice  May 24, 2015 3:00:58pm

re: #271 Nyet

So I return and Chuckie is still suspended. At this moment at least there is some justice in the world.

It’s Twitter, so I’m not holding my breath that this time it will be permanent.

275 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:01:37pm

re: #267 freetoken

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Yeah just playing doctor. Jesus Christ. It’s a good thing Josh wasn’t having consentual relations with other boys because otherwise that would be just awful but yeah perfectly normal for Josh to be touching his sisters and other girls inapproriately. Man more and more I see this brand of Christianity as being no different from the type of Islam promoted by Islamist types and it’s worse since we got politicians like Mike Huckabee who are happy to defend these people and give them legitimacy.

276 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 3:02:17pm

re: #271 Nyet

So I return and Chuckie is still suspended. At this moment at least there is some justice in the world.

The nice thing is it’s a holiday weekend. So he’s got two more days of acting like a spoiled child to piss off whatever management type comes in on Tuesday to make a final status determination.

277 TedStriker  May 24, 2015 3:02:20pm

re: #263 Justanotherhuman

I think it may be done.

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As much as I love Chuck getting skewered, this tweet goes over the line; since GotNews and his personal website are on the same IP address, that means he’s on a shared hosting plan. If so, anyone who tries to hack or DDoS him is going to affect a bunch of innocent websites on the same server, at least until GoDaddy’s mitigation protocols go into effect.

Frankly, it’s dirty pool and I’m mulling reporting it to Twitter.

Edit: I did report it to Twitter.

278 darthstar  May 24, 2015 3:02:49pm

re: #272 HappyWarrior

inquisitr.com
Saw this on Facebook but don’t call them bigots ya know. Seriously fuck Michelle, fuck Jim Bob, and fuck Josh. This family is genuinely awful. Maybe if Jim Bob and Michelle cared about something more than just procreating and actually raising a family, and yes there is a difference, their son wouldn’t have turned out to be such a sick freak.

When her daughter wanted to move to the city, she suggested the girl go live with her brother Josh…Gee…and she didn’t take mom’s advice? I wonder why…

279 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:03:30pm

re: #278 darthstar

When her daughter wanted to move to the city, she suggested the girl go live with her brother Josh…Gee…and she didn’t take mom’s advice? I wonder why…

Yeah quite telling isn’t it?

280 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:04:05pm

Save the carp jokes.

281 Kragar  May 24, 2015 3:04:07pm

re: #263 Justanotherhuman

I had to report it. Its not right when Chuck does it, so why would be okay now?

282 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:05:02pm

Agree guys. Best not to stoop to his level and give his allies ammo that they don’t deserve.

283 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 3:05:13pm

re: #269 makeitstop

His brain must be boiling, to look at his home page and see this:

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He’s now replaced that embarrassing empty timeline with another REINSTATE ME I’M BEING PERSECUTED banner.

284 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 3:05:37pm
285 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 3:05:39pm

So, UpChuck’s website charlescjohnson dot com has an archive of all his tweets. The sniping between him and @NotClrmtConsrv is pretty funny.

UpChuck responds:

@ChuckCJohnson: @NotClrmtConsrv That’s only half true. I bought two mattresses off of Craigslist, both of which I disinfected and covered with sheets.

286 darthstar  May 24, 2015 3:05:40pm

re: #280 Justanotherhuman

Save the carp jokes.

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Field of Carp - great movie. If you build it, they will rot.

287 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 3:06:19pm

re: #271 Nyet

So I return and Chuckie is still suspended. At this moment at least there is some justice in the world.

re: #283 Charles Johnson

He’s now replaced that embarrassing empty timeline with another REINSTATE ME I’M BEING PERSECUTED banner.

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ELP! ELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!!!!

288 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:07:12pm

re: #284 goddamnedfrank

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Yeah because getting banned from Twitter is totally the same of being killed by the police. I have to say while it disgusts me with what Josh Duggar did, I would not have condoned the police killing him had he been unarmed but I get it wingnuts think anytime an unarmed black person “doesn’t follow the rules” they deserve to die.

289 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 3:07:39pm

re: #285 teleskiguy

Craigslist mattresses?

290 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:07:43pm

re: #286 darthstar

Field of Carp - great movie. If you build it, he will rot.

nit :)

291 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:07:58pm

re: #278 darthstar

When her daughter wanted to move to the city, she suggested the girl go live with her brother Josh…Gee…and she didn’t take mom’s advice? I wonder why…

What fucking talent? Fucking bigoted diva.

“After that incident, “Jimmy” (which is not the real crewmember’s name) was “fired due to causing conflicts with the talent.”

Read more at inquisitr.com

292 darthstar  May 24, 2015 3:08:13pm

re: #285 teleskiguy

That’s like differentiating between pooping on the floor and pooping on a paper plate on the floor.

293 teleskiguy  May 24, 2015 3:08:21pm

re: #287 Ace-o-aces

ELP! ELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!!!!

Come see the violence inherent in the system!
294 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:08:53pm

re: #283 Charles Johnson

May the plaints of his 12 followers fall on deaf Twitter ears.

295 darthstar  May 24, 2015 3:09:09pm

re: #291 Justanotherhuman

The talent is also what they call people in porn who do the fucking before the camera.

296 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 3:11:04pm

re: #295 darthstar

The talent is also what they call people in porn who do the fucking before the camera.

Talent is any person or animal that has an agent instead of a union steward.

297 Nyet  May 24, 2015 3:11:12pm

re: #274 Targetpractice

It’s Twitter, so I’m not holding my breath that this time it will be permanent.

I half-expected to see Chuckie reinstated by the time I got here, so it’s progress.

298 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:11:18pm

re: #291 Justanotherhuman

What fucking talent? Fucking bigoted diva.

“After that incident, “Jimmy” (which is not the real crewmember’s name) was “fired due to causing conflicts with the talent.”

Read more at inquisitr.com

I don’t disagree but don’t take the “talent” part too seriously. It’s probably just TLC’s way of saying he was fired over conflict with the “star” of the show. This is what pisses me off about the Duggars though. When I first heard about this family, I really didn’t think less of them for having so many damn kids and honestly I still don’t, it’s their decision ultimately, not something I’d do or recommend but live and let live I guess but then I see how big a problem Michelle, Jim Bob, and the clan have a problem with gay people. “Jimmy” being gay had no effect whatsoever on her and her children at all and that she got him fired simply for being gay while she herself knew her son had molested their daughters shows what a hypocritical witch she is.

299 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:11:45pm

re: #295 darthstar

The talent is also what they call people in porn who do the fucking before the camera.

Jenna Jameson is more classy than Michelle Duggar, be nice DS.

300 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 3:12:42pm
301 Belafon  May 24, 2015 3:14:15pm

re: #300 Ace-o-aces

I haven’t gone hunting, but is this hacked information public?

302 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:14:39pm

re: #298 HappyWarrior

Still, she “pulled rank” on someone she didn’t like simply because he’s gay.

So, yeah, bigoted diva.

303 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:15:26pm

re: #300 Ace-o-aces

He’s going to be the next one to go.

304 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:16:16pm

re: #302 Justanotherhuman

Still, she “pulled rank” on someone she didn’t like simply because he’s gay.

So, yeah, bigoted diva.

Oh definitely, I am just saying that she wasn’t calling herself the “talent” though most assuredly judging by her actions here and elsewhere she certainly does think of herself as a “star.”

305 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 3:16:49pm

re: #300 Ace-o-aces

Nothing stopping GotNews from going ahead with that, except GotNews only has 1,214 followers.
UpChuck is still a disgusting turd.

306 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 3:17:25pm

re: #303 Justanotherhuman

He’s going to be the next one to go.

This thread hurts my brain.

307 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 3:17:55pm

One of the four top RTers is UpChuck.
That’s gonna cut down on GotNews stats…
:D

308 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 3:18:17pm

re: #304 HappyWarrior

Oh definitely, I am just saying that she wasn’t calling herself the “talent” though most assuredly judging by her actions here and elsewhere she certainly does think of herself as a “star.”

Nah, “the talent” is just trade talk. In our photo studio it included any kind of model, even the cat that was making $50/hour while I was camera operatin’ for $35/week.

309 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:18:57pm

re: #306 Ace-o-aces

I wish there was some way to screen the crazies.

310 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 3:19:00pm

re: #273 RealityBasedSteve

Ok, so I misspelled the language. Even as I was looking at it I was thinking “that’s not right”. Should have been Welsh. I’ll blame it on the frappachino.

RBS

No—blame it on a conspiracy by that woman sitting next to you for ruining your life!

311 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:19:16pm

re: #306 Ace-o-aces

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Nice to know Andrew considers the Oklahoma City Bombing and Holocaust a “good man’s high score.” Isn’t this the twit with the fugly swastika tattoo? What the fuck is wrong with these assholes? If I were on Twitter’s monitoring, I honestly would have considered a ban for just that kind of fucked up shit.

312 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:20:03pm

re: #308 Decatur Deb

Nah, “the talent” is just trade talk. In our photo studio it included any kind of model, even the cat that was making $50/hour while I was camera operatin’ for $35/week.

Yeah that’s kind of what I mean, it’s a term used in the TV/film industry.

313 Nyet  May 24, 2015 3:20:37pm

re: #305 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nothing stopping GotNews from going ahead with that, except GotNews only has 1,214 followers.

Twitter account gotnewsdotcom has 2145 followers. /numbernazi

314 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:21:08pm

re: #312 HappyWarrior

Yeah that’s kind of what I mean, it’s a term used in the TV/film industry.

And the point is, so many of the “talent” have none.

315 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:21:27pm

re: #313 Nyet

Twitter account gotnewsdotcom has 2145 followers. /numbernazi

Chuck has asked all 2145 of them for a drink.

316 Nyet  May 24, 2015 3:22:29pm

re: #311 HappyWarrior

317 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:22:36pm

re: #314 Justanotherhuman

And the point is, so many of the “talent” have none.

Oh no doubt. That’s part of why I hate reality TV. I mean before reality TV at least people were earning their celebrity. I really hope reality TV continues to decline but unfortunately the networks seem to love this trash.

318 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:23:01pm

Even news readers are called “talent”.

It’s an odd misnomer for so many.

319 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 3:23:20pm

re: #313 Nyet

Twitter account gotnewsdotcom has 2145 followers. /numbernazi

He must have picked up a few more since I last looked.

320 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 3:24:16pm

re: #252 makeitstop

Chuck’s banner by 9PM:

Embedded Image

I love the subtle touch with the three Ks. :P

321 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 3:25:53pm
322 makeitstop  May 24, 2015 3:26:10pm

re: #320 Eclectic Cyborg

I love the subtle touch with the three Ks. :P

I thought the asterisk instead of the @ was a nice touch, too. ;)

(Thanks.)

323 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:26:24pm

Don’t know if anyone else reads Cracked here but there was an interesting article on the RR and the weird shit they blame gay people for and two of our favorites- Bryan “Postage Stamp Narnia” Fischer and CCJ were both mentioned since Fischer apparently blames gays for the economic crisis and CCJ obsession with the gay engineer in the Amtrak crash.

324 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:26:48pm
325 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:27:03pm

I know that excerpts of the latest American Renaissance conference have made their way into a few posts, but you’ve got to watch the full videos (on Youtube) to really get the full helping of hate.

The excerpts don’t do the meeting justice. It’s an all out orgy of old white men trying to sound more educated than the next.

All while simultaneously trying to be more validly “white”.

I notice they love to use “the Jews” in some cases.

I wonder why?

326 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:28:18pm

Fortunately I’m using a VPN and an incognito window to surf those sites (including youtube.)

327 Nyet  May 24, 2015 3:28:19pm

re: #325 freetoken

Not watching unless they’re presenting their speeches in the original German.

328 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 3:29:01pm

re: #272 HappyWarrior

inquisitr.com
Saw this on Facebook but don’t call them bigots ya know. Seriously fuck Michelle, fuck Jim Bob, and fuck Josh. This family is genuinely awful. Maybe if Jim Bob and Michelle cared about something more than just procreating and actually raising a family, and yes there is a difference, their son wouldn’t have turned out to be such a sick freak.

To be fair, there’s no evidence on this story besides the anonymous source who wrote about it in the first place. It could be true, but reading it makes it obvious to me that it could be fabricated as well.

329 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:29:03pm

re: #327 Nyet

In the “debate”… guess who was quoted?

Kaiser Wilhem.

Yes,

Really.

330 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 3:29:19pm

re: #313 Nyet

Twitter account gotnewsdotcom has 2145 followers. /numbernazi

Up to 2,146 now.
Doing better than his GoFundMe account.

331 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:29:45pm

re: #326 freetoken

Fortunately I’m using a VPN and an incognito window to surf those sites (including youtube.)

Always practice safe web surfing.

332 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:30:51pm

“We need an aristocracy” - spoken in the debate whether whiteness can be protected in a democracy.

333 Shiplord Kirel  May 24, 2015 3:31:29pm

NYT
Explosion Around Military Site Jolts Tehran, and 2 Are Missing

Crazed RW site Debkafile, freeper repost with appropriately deranged comentary:
Unconfirmed: Huge explosion kills hundreds in central Tehran

334 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 3:31:55pm

Wow, the Twitter counter’s blowing up on this one. More than 2700 hits so far and still climbing.

335 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 3:32:35pm

re: #332 freetoken

“We need an aristocracy” - spoken in the debate whether whiteness can be protected in a democracy.

One assumes they’re not talking about Dingiswayo and Shaka.

336 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 3:33:08pm
337 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:33:09pm

Statement from Stiller family on the passing of Anne Meara: ‘The Stiller family is deeply saddened to share the beloved Anne Meara passed away last night at the age of 85. She is survived by her husband and partner in life Jerry Stiller. The two were married for 61 years and worked together almost as long. Anne’s memory lives on in the hearts of daughter Amy, son Ben, her grandchildren, her extended family and friends, and the millions she entertained as an actress, writer and comedienne’
end of alert

338 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:33:48pm

Q: How do you know that you’ve walked into the wrong room?

A: When Derbyshire is the reasonable one talking.

339 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 3:34:07pm

re: #328 Eclectic Cyborg

To be fair, there’s no evidence on this story besides the anonymous source who wrote about it in the first place. It could be true, but reading it makes it obvious to me that it could be fabricated as well.

Fair enough.

340 retired cynic  May 24, 2015 3:40:26pm

re: #258 RealityBasedSteve

I am sitting near a person at Starbucks who is complaining to her companion how every bad thing that has ever happened to her in her entire life has been the result of other people conspiring against her. She is SO much better than everybody else around her, and they are jealous of her and are trying to ruin her life. And don’t let her get started on how nobody listens to her when she tries to tell them what they are doing wrong.

I may have to move, otherwise I may just lean over and say “It’s really because you’re an obnoxious, self-centered bitch with the self-awareness of a sea slug. Only special snowflakes get to be the center of the Universe, and you’re no special snowflake”.

OH! I know one of these!!!
Probably be better to move… I’d hate to get kick/banned from Starbucks.

RBS

341 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 3:47:13pm

Evening Lizardim. How go things? Has the vile one been reinstated yet, or has he started living vicariously through his creepy friends?

342 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 3:47:58pm

re: #341 thedopefishlives

Evening Lizardim. How go things? Has the vile one been reinstated yet, or has he started living vicariously through his creepy friends?

Still suspended.

343 freetoken  May 24, 2015 3:52:20pm

Q: How do you know you’ve walked into the mental ward of your local hospital?

A: When you hear someone say “The Cold War was a hoax”.

344 Varek Raith  May 24, 2015 3:54:10pm

345 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:57:26pm

Heh, “Notorious Troll” — that oughta burn.

dailydot.com

346 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 3:58:40pm

I actually have some hope that this time it might be permanent. Twitter recently banned @ThisIsJoshSmith, which forced him to get a new account that coincidentally enough current targets Deray.

347 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 3:59:57pm

re: #346 goddamnedfrank

I actually have some hope that this time it might be permanent. Twitter recently banned @ThisIsJoshSmith, which forced him to get a new account that coincidentally enough current targets Deray.

Won’t he be trackable through his ISP?

348 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 4:00:27pm

I had a great day today. Got a couple of shallow (40 foot max) dives in with a buddy and his two daughters (12 and 14 or so). Visibility was for crap (10 foot was common, best was maybe 20), but we had a good time. Tried out some gear changes / modifications and most worked like I had planned, one needs a little more adjustment before it’s what I was aiming for.

Now the gear is hanging up and drying, I’ve got a bucket of wings (wet) from Buffalo Wild Wings and a Root Beer. Gonna binge watch some OZ off of Amazon Prime and just enjoy life.

And rejoice in the fact that I’m not upChuck.

RBS

349 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 4:04:34pm
350 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 4:11:14pm

re: #346 goddamnedfrank

I noted that earlier today.
littlegreenfootballs.com

351 Bubblehead II  May 24, 2015 4:11:23pm

re: #347 Justanotherhuman

Won’t he be trackable through his ISP?

Afternoon Lizards.

Depends. If he has a static I.P. then he could be blocked by using that. Since most people use dynamic I.P. addressing, blocking by I.P address is virtually impossible (you have to block entire ranges) thus cutting off a large group of people. A more targeted approach is to block the MAC I.D. (serial number) of the modem they are using. This method only denies access to one single device. Does Twitter (or Charles) use this method is a matter of speculation.

352 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 4:11:33pm
353 Shiplord Kirel  May 24, 2015 4:13:06pm

re: #349 Justanotherhuman

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In the meantime, freepers, conspiraliars, and other Kremlin dupes and agents of influence continue to target Obama as the creator and principal support of ISIS.
(The chaps in that SUV at the start of this video would probably disagree, but they don’t seem to be available for comment..)

354 Shiplord Kirel  May 24, 2015 4:16:14pm
355 freetoken  May 24, 2015 4:16:44pm

France’s biggest insurer Axa axes coal investments

“There is one thing which is absolutely clear: If the warming goes beyond 2 degrees, it’s going to become tougher and tougher and probably impossible” for insurers to cope with damage to the environment, De Castries said in an interview on Bloomberg Television in Paris on Friday. “Insurers are the mirror of what happens in the economy and in the society. We try to increase what we do on the prevention side.”

356 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 4:17:09pm

re: #352 BigPapa

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Haha, LGF gets a mention. : )

357 Bubblehead II  May 24, 2015 4:18:06pm
358 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 4:18:37pm

And so does “…not to be confused with good guy blogger Charles Johnson.”

359 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 4:18:39pm

re: #280 Justanotherhuman

Well, free food!

360 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 4:20:23pm

re: #359 The War TARDIS

Well, free food!

Did you come out OK last night? Hope there was not much flooding in your area. We’ve seen photos in other areas, esp OKC and Norman.

361 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 4:20:26pm

Okay, this is weird, tweet won’t embed.

Charles, something’s up with the Twitter API. I post a link to a tweet nothing happens, result is no text at all.

362 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:21:01pm

re: #351 Bubblehead II

Afternoon Lizards.

Depends. If he has a static I.P. then he could be blocked by using that. Since most people use dynamic I.P. addressing, blocking by I.P address is virtually impossible (you have to block entire ranges) thus cutting off a large group of people. A more targeted approach is to block the MAC I.D. (serial number) of the modem they are using. This method only denies access to one single device. Does Twitter (or Charles) use this method is a matter of speculation.

MAC-level filtering, however, I don’t think can be done at the website level, but at the server/firewall level. Also, a MAC address is easier to spoof than an IP address.

363 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:23:52pm
364 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 4:25:42pm

re: #360 Justanotherhuman

I was fine, though the parking lot became a river.

No damage here.

365 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 4:27:16pm

re: #364 The War TARDIS

I was fine, though the parking lot became a river.

No damage here.

Great. I know that one of the last things I saw from you last night was that the water was rising in your parking lot. Glad that it didn’t flood you out.

Stay safe.

RBS

366 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 4:28:04pm

Another eejit who doesn’t understand the first amendment:

367 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 4:28:14pm

re: #363 Kragar

[Embedded content]

Their attitude appears to be: You can say anything you want without consequences of any kind.

They don’t understand the difference between protected speech under the Constitution and what a business allows, or if they do, pay no attention to it.

Basically, I think these immature brats have an anarchistic view of “speech” in that anything they say is valid, including actionable speech which violates the law.

368 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 4:29:01pm

re: #363 Kragar

[Embedded content]

New and Improved upChuck…. Now with 46% more white racist.

RBS

369 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:30:38pm

re: #367 Justanotherhuman

Their attitude appears to be: You can say anything you want without consequences of any kind.

They don’t understand the difference between protected speech under the Constitution and what a business allows, or if the do, pay no attention to it.

Basically, I think these immature brats have an anarchistic view of “speech” in that anything they say is valid, including actionable speech which violates the law.

I was just getting ready to say this in response to #366. Essentially, these people think they have a right to make all of us listen to them. No, you have a right to speak, we have a right to tell you to STFU, and a private company has a right to tell you that you have violated its terms and conditions and you need to stop using its service.

370 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:30:51pm
371 Bubblehead II  May 24, 2015 4:33:37pm

re: #362 thedopefishlives

MAC-level filtering, however, I don’t think can be done at the website level, but at the server/firewall level. Also, a MAC address is easier to spoof than an IP address.

Well static I.P and MAC I.D are about the only two ways I can see to filter out unwanted visitors as that is what I have available to me at my level (home network) Learned this the hard way. But if you have a better way, I am all ears. BTW, home network is set up to only allow KNOWN wireless MAC I.Ds.

372 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 4:33:46pm

re: #361 goddamnedfrank

So weird all my other tweets will embed, but for some reason this one won’t. Odd. If I take the https:// out a link forms and it loads fine. Like this:

twitter.com

If I put the https:// back in at the front and hit Preview or Post the line just disappears.

373 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 4:34:38pm
374 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 4:35:11pm

12th anniversary today.
After giving me orchids on two separate occasions in the past (one of which I managed to kill, the other is still alive, I think) he brought me a Zamioculas today.
The plant’s main claim to fame is that it thrives on neglect.

We shall see…

:D

375 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:35:47pm

re: #371 Bubblehead II

Well static I.P and MAC I.D are about the only two ways I can see to filter out unwanted visitors as that is what I have available to me at my level (home network) Learned this the hard way. But if you have a better way, I am all ears. BTW, home network is set up to only allow KNOWN wireless MAC I.Ds.

You’re pretty much right about that. Any authenticated website has username-level bans; most forum software packages have IP and IP range bans that can be applied in software. To do real filtering requires modifications to the server firewall, where you can apply MAC-level filtering. That’s pretty much as granular as you can get in the network stack, and it’s generally enough unless you’re dealing with a dedicated hacker type.

376 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:35:57pm

re: #373 Ace-o-aces

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lol the common man. Seriously what don’t these people get about Twitter being a privately owned entity that can make its own rules.

377 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:36:07pm

re: #374 Backwoods_Sleuth

Congratulations!

378 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 4:36:46pm

re: #377 thedopefishlives

Thanks!

379 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:36:50pm
380 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:37:08pm

re: #376 HappyWarrior

lol the common man. Seriously what don’t these people get about Twitter being a privately owned entity that can make its own rules.

People are so used to hearing ZOMG FREE SPEECH!!! FIRST AMENDMENT!!!! every time someone gets banned or shouted down, they’ve been conditioned to think that’s what the First Amendment really means.

381 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 4:37:33pm

re: #374 Backwoods_Sleuth

12th anniversary today.
After giving me orchids on two separate occasions in the past (one of which I managed to kill, the other is still alive, I think) he brought me a Zamioculas today.
The plant’s main claim to fame is that it thrives on neglect.

We shall see…

:D

382 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 4:37:56pm

re: #372 goddamnedfrank

I feel like I posted the tweet equivalent of the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot.

383 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:39:24pm

re: #380 thedopefishlives

People are so used to hearing ZOMG FREE SPEECH!!! FIRST AMENDMENT!!!! every time someone gets banned or shouted down, they’ve been conditioned to think that’s what the First Amendment really means.

They also don’t seem to realize that free speech doesn’t mean you can say whatever you want with no repercussions. For instance, I could call a fellow lizard an asshole and I would be within my free speech rights to do that without worrying about the police coming to my door and arresting me but the lizard community would be free to call me an asshole back and ostracize me. So many Americans think free speech= I can say whatever the hell I want and you have no right to call me out. It’s never worked that way at all.

384 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:40:11pm

re: #382 goddamnedfrank

I feel like I posted the tweet equivalent of the Santa Cruz Mystery Spot.

Went there a few years ago when I was in California. Delightfully weird place. Really enjoyed the drive from SF to Santa Cruz too- such a beautiful ocean view drive.

385 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 4:42:38pm

re: #380 thedopefishlives

People are so used to hearing ZOMG FREE SPEECH!!! FIRST AMENDMENT!!!! every time someone gets banned or shouted down, they’ve been conditioned to think that’s what the First Amendment really means.

Ask them if someone who paints over graffiti on his wall is violating the graffitisti’s First Amendment rights.

386 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:43:33pm

re: #383 HappyWarrior

They also don’t seem to realize that free speech doesn’t mean you can say whatever you want with no repercussions. For instance, I could call a fellow lizard an asshole and I would be within my free speech rights to do that without worrying about the police coming to my door and arresting me but the lizard community would be free to call me an asshole back and ostracize me. So many Americans think free speech= I can say whatever the hell I want and you have no right to call me out. It’s never worked that way at all.

“The freedom to swing my fist ends where the other guy’s nose begins.” We do not have unlimited freedom to do whatever the hell we want. Actions (and words) have consequences.

387 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 4:45:19pm

Just got home from work. Status update please??

Me along with a million other people are hoping he’s toast.

388 Lidane  May 24, 2015 4:45:28pm
389 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:45:55pm

re: #387 #FergusonFireside

Just got home from work. Status update please??

Me along with a million other people are hoping he’s toast.

So far, there is no joy in Mudville; the mighty Chucky has struck out.

390 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 4:46:32pm
391 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:46:48pm
392 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:47:04pm

re: #390 Charles Johnson

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Tripped over the power cord while stumbling around his mother-in-law’s basement, deeply intoxicated.

393 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:47:27pm

HOw is it now?

Kid turned 21 yesterday.

I’m feeling nostalgic.

oh, and it’s raining.

394 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 4:47:28pm

Yesssssssssss

395 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:47:52pm
396 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:48:22pm

re: #395 Kragar

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ZOMG TWITTER GULAG!!!!!

This is the best day ever!

397 jaunte  May 24, 2015 4:49:30pm

re: #396 thedopefishlives

A Day In The Life Of Chuck C. Denisovitch.

398 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:49:47pm
399 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 4:50:59pm

Near as I can figure I must be sharing a IP address with someone else and together we’ve hit the widget embed limit. Never happened before. Gonna check and see if one of my neighbors is piggybacking off my wifi but it might just be Uverse sucking like it always does.

Oh, and here’s another tweet that won’t embed.

twitter.com

400 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:51:04pm

re: #395 Kragar

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It’s what conservatives do. I still remember Michelle Malkin organizing a harassment campaign of a boy who testified before Congress for SCHIP. I knew she was trash before this i.e. her defense of the internment camps but that showed me just how low that people like her really are.

401 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:51:53pm

Hello. LTNS. Sorry for the absence. Been on Twitter of course.

402 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:52:04pm

re: #398 FemNaziBitch

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They’re selective in their forgiveness. If Josh Duggar was a black teenager who had smoked marijuana or shoplifted and was shot by the police, they’d be looking for all the excuses in the world to justify his death but because he’s a white evangelical heterosexual Christian male, they rush to his defense.

403 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:52:14pm

re: #401 Gus

Hello. LTNS. Sorry for the absence. Been on Twitter of course.

{{{Gus}}}

I hope you are doing well? How are things?

404 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:52:24pm
405 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 4:52:51pm

re: #399 goddamnedfrank

I’m getting the Twitter message “Sorry, that page doesn’t exist” when I click that link.

406 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:53:20pm

re: #405 Charles Johnson

I’m getting the Twitter message “Sorry, that page doesn’t exist” when I click that link.

GDF is Twittering from the Twilight Zone.

407 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:53:24pm

re: #403 thedopefishlives

{{{Gus}}}

I hope you are doing well? How are things?

Howdy. Things are about the same I reckon. Still breathing. Yourself?

408 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 4:53:32pm

St. Louis Cardinals to local cops: Stop using our mascot to promote ‘Police Lives Matter’

This was some setup by an asshole cop. The Cardinals organization had nothing to do with it. Fuck all cops everywhere.

409 freetoken  May 24, 2015 4:53:40pm

re: #405 Charles Johnson

likewise

410 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:53:47pm

re: #401 Gus

Hello. LTNS. Sorry for the absence. Been on Twitter of course.

GUS!!!!

411 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:54:14pm

re: #410 FemNaziBitch

GUS!!!!

GGT! :D

412 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:54:22pm

re: #408 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

St. Louis Cardinals to local cops: Stop using our mascot to promote ‘Police Lives Matter’

This was some setup by an asshole cop. The Cardinals organization had nothing to do with it. Fuck all cops everywhere.

are you drinking again?

413 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 4:54:35pm

re: #407 Gus

Howdy. Things are about the same I reckon. Still breathing. Yourself?

Doing well. Better than I have in a while. There is peace in the fish household and I’ve got a mechanical project to expend any useless energy on. Chuck C. Johnson, award-winning journalist douchecanoe, gives me plenty of that.

414 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:54:40pm

Charles! Any way you can code ctl + enter to post a comment?

415 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 4:54:52pm

re: #399 goddamnedfrank

Near as I can figure I must be sharing a IP address with someone else and together we’ve hit the widget embed limit. Never happened before. Gonna check and see if one of my neighbors is piggybacking off my wifi but it might just be Uverse sucking like it always does.

Oh, and here’s another tweet that won’t embed.

twitter.com

It says the tweet doesn’t exist. Prolly why it won’t embed.

416 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:55:41pm

ya think?

417 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:55:44pm
418 Kragar  May 24, 2015 4:55:48pm

re: #406 thedopefishlives

It’s 2 am
The fear is gone
I’m sitting here waiting
for Twitter to load…

419 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 4:56:40pm
420 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 4:57:08pm

re: #404 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

Clerical fascist Huckabee.

421 Gus  May 24, 2015 4:57:19pm

re: #413 thedopefishlives

Doing well. Better than I have in a while. There is peace in the fish household and I’ve got a mechanical project to expend any useless energy on. Chuck C. Johnson, award-winning journalist douchecanoe, gives me plenty of that.

Peace is good.

422 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 4:58:03pm

re: #412 FemNaziBitch

are you drinking again?

Sorry, not taking it back. I’ve always hated cops, always will.

423 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 4:58:58pm

Anne Meara —wow

424 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:01:09pm

re: #419 Ace-o-aces

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You have to hand it to Chuck. I thought it was impossible to be an asshole 24/7 until I met this guy.

425 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:01:20pm

re: #390 Charles Johnson

See #263, No doubt someone was already working on it then.

426 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:01:44pm

re: #423 FemNaziBitch

Anne Meara —wow

[Embedded content]

She and Jerry Stiller were quite a team.

427 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 5:01:49pm
428 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 5:02:19pm

re: #425 Justanotherhuman

Considering Anonymous had gotten info about it, and was spreading it, this is not surprising.

429 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:02:54pm

They were married for 61 years.

430 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:03:00pm

re: #428 The War TARDIS

Considering Anonymous had gotten info about it, and was spreading it, this is not surprising.

Oooooh. If he got hit by Anonymous, that would just be rich with irony.

431 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:03:04pm

re: #426 Gus

She and Jerry Stiller were quite a team.

I need to watch some of that one day. I only saw them together in one movie, a 90’s kids film called Heavyweights that their son was also in. It’s good to see you Gus btw.

432 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 5:03:11pm

Testing…

433 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:04:16pm

re: #428 The War TARDIS

Considering Anonymous had gotten info about it, and was spreading it, this is not surprising.

Of course. That’s why I posted it as “done”—even though you could still access it a couple of hours ago.

434 The War TARDIS  May 24, 2015 5:04:42pm

re: #430 thedopefishlives

Yep.

At least the Operation Ferguson portion.

The site can come up, but without formatting and at a slow crawl. He is being DDOSed.

435 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 5:05:24pm

re: #426 Gus

She and Jerry Stiller were quite a team.

married something like 61 years? since 1954. Both had independent careers as well as being a team. I think they’ve never quit working.

436 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 5:05:41pm

re: #397 jaunte

A Day In The Life Of Chuck C. Denisovitch.

So sad that Todd Kincannon and the Twitter Gulag Defense Network (I still crack up when I type that) are no longer able to help him deal with this terrible, terrible tragedy.

Perhaps Michelle Malkin can step in—she’s always been a big defender of those in the gulag. Why, when conservatives were first being dragged off to their horrible fate, she said

The Left wants to wear down conservatives until they crawl away defeated, tails between their battered and bloody legs. Silencing the Right is not enough; they want conservatives to disappear from the public sphere. We hope these Twitter vigilantes aren’t holding their breath—conservatives don’t retreat, we reload.

Could she be any more melodramatic?

437 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 5:05:47pm

re: #430 thedopefishlives

Oooooh. If he got hit by Anonymous, that would just be rich with irony.

Anonymous did indeed hit him:
twitter.com

438 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:05:52pm

My cousin the Islamaphobe is the weirdest fucking guy. Loves Bernie Sanders yet posts crap from Robert frigging Spencer about how Obama and Clinton are “Muslim appeasers.” Don’t know if I should tell him that Bernie is much more dovish than Clinton and Obama are and Bernie certainly would be disgusted by his hatred of Muslims.

439 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 24, 2015 5:06:31pm

re: #417 Gus

…and they threw him back.

440 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 5:06:34pm
441 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 5:06:36pm
442 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:07:01pm

re: #436 BeachDem

conservatives don’t retreat, we reload

Now they’re all weighed down with tons of b.s.

443 FemNaziBitch  May 24, 2015 5:07:40pm
444 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:07:41pm

re: #436 BeachDem

So sad that Todd Kincannon and the Twitter Gulag Defense Network (I still crack up when I type that) are no longer able to help him deal with this terrible, terrible tragedy.

Perhaps Michelle Malkin can step in—she’s always been a big defender of those in the gulag. Why, when conservatives were first being dragged off to their horrible fate, she said

The Left wants to wear down conservatives until they crawl away defeated, tails between their battered and bloody legs. Silencing the Right is not enough; they want conservatives to disappear from the public sphere. We hope these Twitter vigilantes aren’t holding their breath—conservatives don’t retreat, we reload.

Could she be any more melodramatic?

Poor American conservatives, they’re so repressed.

445 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 5:07:46pm

re: #435 FemNaziBitch

married something like 61 years? since 1954. Both had independent careers as well as being a team. I think they’ve never quit working.

I said earlier I thought they were married the year I was born, but it was two years later I see. They were frequently together on The King of Queens—she played Spence’s (Patton Oswalt’s) mother, from the second time on at least.

446 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:08:07pm

re: #440 Ace-o-aces

[Embedded content]

Oh God. That guy. He chatting it up with Joseph Watson (Prison Planet) about feminists. Breitbart London guy.

447 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:08:37pm

re: #443 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

That’s just gross. And what’s up with the tattoos?

448 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:08:41pm

re: #442 jaunte

Now they’re all weighed down with tons of b.s.

By reload, they mean cry like little babies while posing with guns looking like losers rather than tough. They think they’re being intimidating but they’re just reminding why gun dick jokes exist.

449 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:09:10pm

re: #443 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

Heard about this. The fuck.

450 Jenner7  May 24, 2015 5:10:14pm

Is this the longest Chuckie has been suspended?

451 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:10:26pm

re: #449 HappyWarrior

Heard about this. The fuck.

Dumb brutes. They’re like bouncers.

452 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:10:50pm

re: #443 FemNaziBitch

Did they check the cop for steroids?

453 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:11:44pm

re: #436 BeachDem

Not to mention stealing Sarah PayMe’s “reload” line.

454 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 5:11:46pm

Damn! John Nash and his wife were on the way home from the airport, coming back from Norway where he received the Abel Prize!

455 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:12:53pm

My dad’s parents knew each other for nearly 54 years. Met in middle school I believe. Love through out. He treated her as his equal and his partner. I got a copy of some journals she wrote a decade or so after his death and I know everyone says this about relatives in their family but I really do believe it was one of the most genuinely beautiful love stories I’ve ever read. I mean I know my own parents and other grandparents have and had a beautiful love for each other but dad’s parents just felt special knowing how far back they went and how they truly were a partnership raising kids, my grandmother helping my grandfather out with arbitration cases, etc. It sounds like Anne and Jerry had something similar.

456 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:12:58pm

re: #448 HappyWarrior

By reload, they mean cry like little babies while posing with guns looking like losers rather than tough. They think they’re being intimidating but they’re just reminding why gun dick jokes exist.

457 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:13:26pm

re: #451 Gus

Dumb brutes. They’re like bouncers.

The word “thug” actually applies quite nicely here. Pepper spraying a man having a stroke. Sweet Christ on a stick.

458 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:13:51pm

re: #456 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Aww the Hulk’s baby photos finally got out.

459 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 24, 2015 5:14:20pm

re: #455 HappyWarrior

Oops. I slipped

460 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:14:39pm

re: #455 HappyWarrior

My dad’s parents knew each other for nearly 54 years. Met in middle school I believe. Love through out. He treated her as his equal and his partner. I got a copy of some journals she wrote a decade or so after his death and I know everyone says this about relatives in their family but I really do believe it was one of the most genuinely beautiful love stories I’ve ever read. I mean I know my own parents and other grandparents have and had a beautiful love for each other but dad’s parents just felt special knowing how far back they went and how they truly were a partnership raising kids, my grandmother helping my grandfather out with arbitration cases, etc. It sounds like Anne and Jerry had something similar.

My folks are coming up no 60 years. My mom still remembers my name.

461 Ace-o-aces  May 24, 2015 5:15:19pm
462 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:15:19pm

re: #460 Gus

Mine just celebrated their 65th.

463 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:15:50pm

re: #460 Gus

My folks are coming up no 60 years. My mom still remembers my name.

Congrats to them.

464 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  May 24, 2015 5:16:03pm

re: #461 Ace-o-aces

Getting profiled by the Capitol Police

465 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:16:27pm

re: #462 jaunte

Mine just celebrated their 65th.

Congrats to yours too. That’s just amazing to think about since my own father turns 65 next year. My parents are on year 32.

466 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:16:57pm
467 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:16:59pm

Haha, I’ll be celebrating my 50th anny of divorce next year.

But I still love hearing stories of people who had enough love and respect for each other that they could work things out over many, many years.

468 Belafon  May 24, 2015 5:17:06pm

re: #440 Ace-o-aces

Yeah, it’s a shame twitter won’t equally suspend people who don’t threaten other people.

469 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:18:01pm

re: #461 Ace-o-aces

[Embedded content]

Tie between the “breaking” news on Allen West harassing women or inviting Charles Murray to drinks with no response from Murray since I bet Murray would probably rather be seen in President Obama’s company than CCJ’s.

470 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 5:18:08pm

Some of the histrionic comments I saved from conservatives when the whole Twitter Gulag bullshit first started:

Mutual Assured Destruction kept the peace in the Cold War; it will work in the Twitter Wars.

I’m back in the Gulag! I sent a couple of sarcastic tweets toward @Toure, Now I’m in Siberia.

I was just speaking with another about how we might begin to play by their rules—draw first blood, implement first strike

Free @mark85nh from #twittergulag . A Great Conservative that is targeted by the twitter nazis.

Inside the most extreme #Gulag in the #TwitterGulag where not freedom of expresion applies, is our @twitter friend @BranceLong #TGDN10 #Evil

In honor of #truth warrior just taken down to #twittergulag @charlewar YES OBAMA IS A #MUSLIM LIAR! There, reply on record.

These people just ain’t right.

471 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:18:22pm

re: #466 goddamnedfrank

Everyone can see that, right? Fuckin’ tell me you can see that?!

I have no idea what happened, but I can still see those two unembeddable tweets I linked to that nobody else can apparently see.

472 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:18:24pm
473 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:18:56pm

Uh oh, Cat is making a visit.

474 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 5:19:11pm

re: #447 Gus

That’s just gross. And what’s up with the tattoos?

Roided, tatted to protect and serve.

475 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:19:22pm

re: #466 goddamnedfrank

I can see “Testing.”

476 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:19:34pm

re: #471 goddamnedfrank

Everyone can see that, right? Fuckin’ tell me you can see that?

I have no idea what happened, but I can still see those two unembeddable tweets I linked to that nobody else can apparently see.

Yes, that one I can see.

477 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 5:19:49pm

re: #469 HappyWarrior

Tie between the “breaking” news on Allen West harassing women or inviting Charles Murray to drinks with no response from Murray since I bet Murray would probably rather be seen in President Obama’s company than CCJ’s.

I prefer that time he DESTROYED Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Talk about a tree falling in the forest when there’s nobody there to hear it.

478 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:20:25pm

re: #470 BeachDem

Inside the most extreme #Gulag in the #TwitterGulag where not freedom of expresion applies, is our @twitter friend @BranceLong #TGDN10 #Evil

It was Write Like Yoda Day.

479 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:20:57pm

re: #477 BeachDem

I prefer that time he DESTROYED Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Talk about a tree falling in the forest when there’s nobody there to hear it.

That was good too and I had forgotten about that. OR how about his many times in 12 year old boy form calling Obama gay like it actually means shit. Aww so many memories of our young Chuckster. They grow up so fast.

480 BeachDem  May 24, 2015 5:21:48pm

re: #478 jaunte

It was Write Like Yoda Day.

Assuming Yoda was a bad speller, of course.

481 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:21:57pm

Or who could forget that time CCJ tearfully remembered listening to Rush Limbaugh with his grandmother or the time(s) CCJ retweeted a white supremacist claiming it was healthy to have “differing opinions” heard.

482 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:23:07pm

I’mma just go ahead and start looking for DHARMA Initiative hatches in the neighboring park ‘cuz this shit is making no sense at all.

483 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:23:51pm

gotnews.com no longer exists anywhere.

484 Belafon  May 24, 2015 5:24:48pm

re: #483 Justanotherhuman

gotnews.com no longer exists anywhere.

Anonymous hacked reality.

485 Gus  May 24, 2015 5:25:33pm

re: #483 Justanotherhuman

gotnews.com no longer exists anywhere.

504 Gateway Time-out

486 PhillyPretzel  May 24, 2015 5:26:47pm

Lets hope that the red headed stepchild is out of business.

487 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:27:17pm

re: #485 Gus

504 Gateway Time-out

So it’s just a DDoS attack? I tried it twice and it finally came up with that msg.

488 RealityBasedSteve  May 24, 2015 5:27:46pm

re: #485 Gus

504 Gateway Time-out

I has a sad chub about that

489 TedStriker  May 24, 2015 5:28:08pm

re: #486 PhillyPretzel

Lets hope that the red headed stepchild is out of business.

I agree, but I want it to be for the “right” reasons, as it were; I don’t want him to be a martyr to anyone or for innocents to be caught in the crossfire.

490 freetoken  May 24, 2015 5:29:05pm

re: #485 Gus

Pings still.

491 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:29:44pm
492 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 5:30:09pm

re: #489 TedStriker

I agree, but I want it to be for the “right” reasons, as it were; I don’t want him to be a martyr to anyone.

The only people who will consider him a martyr are racist, misogynistic fuck heads.

493 rhuarc  May 24, 2015 5:30:20pm

re: #483 Justanotherhuman

Anybody else imagining little Chucky in the basement of his in-law’s house throwing a tantrum like a little baby? Fists clenched screaming about how life is so unfair?

494 Eclectic Cyborg  May 24, 2015 5:30:28pm

Y’all, I’m REALLY enjoying the celebratory mood around LGF today. This is the most fun I’ve had on here in weeks.

Great job everyone!

495 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:31:05pm

I love the smell of schadenfreude in the evening.

496 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 5:32:10pm

When I woke up today and saw he attacked Deray, I was like, oh boy.

In some weird way my mind went to good v. evil.

497 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 5:32:35pm

The Wiki for GotNews is a hoot.

498 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 24, 2015 5:33:09pm

re: #482 goddamnedfrank

I’mma just go ahead and start looking for DHARMA Initiative hatches in the neighboring park ‘cuz this shit is making no sense at all.

If you can still see deleted tweets, maybe they’re still in your browser cache?

499 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 5:33:18pm

re: #493 rhuarc

Anybody else imagining little Chucky in the basement of his in-law’s house throwing a tantrum like a little baby? Fists clenched screaming about how life is so unfair?

He’s calling all those important people he knows, finding out how little clout they have.

And hitting a fuck load of voice mailboxes.

500 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 5:33:26pm

Looks like Anonymous is screwing with Chuck’s site. They’re taking credit on Twitter.

501 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:33:40pm

re: #491 Justanotherhuman

Anonymous is a double-edged sword. In this case, they’re cutting in the same direction we are, and I have absolutely no problem with that.

502 PhillyPretzel  May 24, 2015 5:33:41pm

re: #497 BigPapa

I need something funny. Do you just type in “got news?”

503 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 5:33:55pm

GotNews (or gotnews.com) is an investigative journalism website run by blogger, reporter and public defecator Charles C Johnson.[1]

504 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:33:58pm

re: #493 rhuarc

Anybody else imagining little Chucky in the basement of his in-law’s house throwing a tantrum like a little baby? Fists clenched screaming about how life is so unfair?

He’s drinking. Heavily.

505 HappyWarrior  May 24, 2015 5:34:47pm

re: #504 thedopefishlives

He’s drinking. Heavily.

No different from any another night at Chuck’s then.

506 freetoken  May 24, 2015 5:34:57pm

I can only take so much of the “race realists”, even when playing their videos sped up and skipping parts.

One thing I notice is how incapable they are at dressing themselves. Not only the colors and patterns, but the shirts and jackets just don’t fit.

But they are sure to tell me that they are smarter than brown people.

507 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 5:34:58pm

re: #502 PhillyPretzel

I need something funny. Do you just type in “got news?”

en.wikipedia.org

508 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 5:35:29pm
509 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 24, 2015 5:35:40pm

510 PhillyPretzel  May 24, 2015 5:35:51pm

re: #503 BigPapa

I went to Wiki. I almost spewed seltzer. :)

511 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:37:44pm

I’m guessing Anonymous went for the full-on hack job and trashed the Wiki page for the lulz.

513 missliberties  May 24, 2015 5:38:26pm

re: #452 jaunte

Did they check the cop for steroids?

The cops are all literally scared to death that every black man they stop has a gun. #Thanks NRA

514 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:38:34pm

Just to try and prove that I’m not on all the damned drugs, here are the tweets the fucking Bilderbergers or whatever apparently don’t want you to see. Basically typical me stuff, but they must be secretly full of fnord and nuclear launch codes and horrible truths that will drive you all irrevocably insane.

Anyway, that’s it. You’re all totally boned now and Cthulhu is probably going to swallow your soul.

515 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:40:54pm

re: #514 goddamnedfrank

Just to try and prove that I’m not on all the damned drugs, here are the tweets the fucking Bilderbergers or whatever apparently don’t want you to see. Basically typical me stuff, but apparently they’re full of fnord and nuclear launch codes and stuff that will drive you all irrevocably insane.

Embedded ImageEmbedded ImageEmbedded ImageAnyway, that’s it. You’re all totally boned now and Cthulhu is probably going to swallow your soul.

With apologies to the Great Old One, my soul is already spoken for. I bargained it to Lucifer for his help in fixing that damn land yacht.

516 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:41:05pm

re: #514 goddamnedfrank

I wonder why all these guys have female avatars.

517 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 5:42:39pm

re: #514 goddamnedfrank

Very odd - I’m not seeing any of those tweets in your timeline either.

518 Justanotherhuman  May 24, 2015 5:43:23pm

Something similar happened to Chuck C Johnson today.

Man killed after lighting a cigarette while getting gas in Riverdale, Md., authorities say - @cbsbaltimore
read more on cbslocal.com

519 thedopefishlives  May 24, 2015 5:44:28pm

re: #518 Justanotherhuman

Something similar happened to Chuck C Johnson today.

Man killed after lighting a cigarette while getting gas in Riverdale, Md., authorities say - @cbsbaltimore
read more on cbslocal.com

I’m having flashbacks to Zoolander.

520 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:46:15pm

re: #517 Charles Johnson

Very odd - I’m not seeing any of those tweets in your timeline either.

Obvs a statist cabal of pc thugs tryng 2 gag me.

But I was too clever for them I tells ya’, outwitted those damned nazis using Grab.

521 jaunte  May 24, 2015 5:47:09pm

Statist Caballeros

522 Charles Johnson  May 24, 2015 5:52:48pm

re: #520 goddamnedfrank

Obvs a statist cabal of pc thugs tryng 2 gag me.

But I was too clever for them I tells ya’, outwitted those damned nazis using Grab.

Do you still see them in your timeline?

523 #FergusonFireside  May 24, 2015 5:56:22pm

re: #518 Justanotherhuman

Something similar happened to Chuck C Johnson today.

Man killed after lighting a cigarette while getting gas in Riverdale, Md., authorities say - @cbsbaltimore
read more on cbslocal.com

How fucking stupid.

524 goddamnedfrank  May 24, 2015 5:56:52pm

re: #522 Charles Johnson

Do you still see them in your timeline?

Yes. It makes no damned sense.

526 Decatur Deb  May 24, 2015 5:57:58pm

re: #515 thedopefishlives

With apologies to the Great Old One, my soul is already spoken for. I bargained it to Lucifer for his help in fixing that damn land yacht.

Don’t think twice, it’s alright.

527 William Lewis  May 24, 2015 6:02:33pm

re: #501 thedopefishlives

Anonymous is a double-edged sword. In this case, they’re cutting in the same direction we are, and I have absolutely no problem with that.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy. No more. No less.

528 BigPapa  May 24, 2015 6:03:24pm
529 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 24, 2015 6:11:44pm

Sadly, his vanity project is back on line, and he’s whining about big bad Twitter silencing him. I would love for Twitter to say no more and them him trying to sue to let him back on. It would be fun to see who’s going to pony up the money to pay for that charade.

530 Eventual Carrion  May 24, 2015 6:41:40pm

re: #404 FemNaziBitch

[Embedded content]

Shiva?

531 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:30:20am

re: #501 thedopefishlives

Anonymous is a double-edged sword. In this case, they’re cutting in the same direction we are, and I have absolutely no problem with that.

And if they’re then jailed for this, I also have no problem with that ;)


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