Chuck Johnson Registers Another Twitter Account, Is Suspended Again, Registers Another, Threatens to Sue Me

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This morning Chuck Johnson tried to get back on Twitter despite being suspended yesterday, by registering a new account with the name @citizentrolling.

And in short order, this account was suspended too. So Chuck being Chuck, he immediately registered another account: @freechucknow. And one of the first things he did with this account was threaten to sue me. A screenshot (instead of an embedded tweet, because I have a feeling this account will be going away soon):

Chuck has now been suspended from Twitter five times, and is heading for a sixth.

UPDATE at 5/25/15 10:59:07 am by Charles Johnson

We should also note that what Chuck Johnson is doing is a direct violation of the Twitter Rules:

Serial Accounts: You may not create multiple accounts for disruptive or abusive purposes, or with overlapping use cases. Mass account creation may result in suspension of all related accounts. Please note that any violation of the Twitter Rules is cause for permanent suspension of all accounts.

UPDATE at 5/25/15 11:17:46 am by Charles Johnson

Chuck Johnson has now confirmed that his original account with more than 25,000 followers is gone for good. He tweeted this with his new account, @freechucknow:

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284 comments
1 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 10:28:32am
2 makeitstop  May 25, 2015 10:28:41am

Doesn’t he realize that registering sock after sock is going to ultimately hurt his chances of not being permanently banned?

I always knew that punk was stupid, but I had no idea he was this stupid.

3 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 10:29:32am
4 #FergusonFireside  May 25, 2015 10:30:15am

re: #2 makeitstop

Doesn’t he realize that registering sock after sock is going to ultimately hurt his chances of not being permanently banned?

I always knew that punk was stupid, but I had no idea he was this stupid.

He is so losing it.

5 jaunte  May 25, 2015 10:30:55am

Found one of Chuck’s ancestors:

6 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:31:37am

I’m beginning to really think that CCJ is seriously mentally ill.

7 stpaulbear  May 25, 2015 10:31:48am

He’s really facing the abyss. I’d say it’s sad but it’s so deserved. Here’s your reward, Chuck.

8 #FergusonFireside  May 25, 2015 10:31:57am

Someone answer

9 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 10:32:07am

I’ve seen one here, I think.

10 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 10:33:08am

re: #6 Justanotherhuman

I’m beginning to really think that CCJ is seriously mentally ill.

Sounds like Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

11 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 10:35:15am
12 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:35:27am

re: #10 Dr Lizardo

I have the same thing, so that is no excuse.

13 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 10:35:52am

‘Hate is organized in America’: Black activist fights back after death threats from pro-cop blogger

14 #FergusonFireside  May 25, 2015 10:38:16am
15 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:38:32am

I would say this is more like Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

16 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 10:39:02am

Why do I foresee a mental breakdown in Chucky’s near future?

17 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 10:39:45am

CCJ will sue the shit out of you. Once he figures out how to keep an account on Twitter.

18 Lidane  May 25, 2015 10:39:46am
19 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 10:40:35am

re: #15 The War TARDIS

I would say this is more like Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Yeah, I’d have to agree on reflection. Chucky certainly strikes me as the malignant narcissist type.

20 The Ghost of a Flea  May 25, 2015 10:40:57am

His name is Charles C Johnson.
He’s the journalistic clown.
He does a lot of cocaine.

I’m afraid that’s all we know.

21 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 10:41:13am

re: #16 Targetpractice

Why do I foresee a mental breakdown in Chucky’s near future?

If by “near future”, you mean later this evening, yep……I can totally see that.

22 jaunte  May 25, 2015 10:42:20am

Nope, no legal expert down there.

23 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:42:30am

re: #21 Dr Lizardo

Fresno Police should be on standby.

24 stpaulbear  May 25, 2015 10:43:07am

re: #18 Lidane

Poor poor Bryan.

Hahahaha.

25 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 10:43:40am

I feel for HotAsianWife. The shit she has to put up with for a green card.

26 ObserverArt  May 25, 2015 10:43:48am

re: #9 wrenchwench

I’ve seen one here, I think.

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I did one way back…but it was only his glasses and beard needed to get the point across. Not his entire head.

The Real Chucky - Be scared…very scared!
27 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:43:49am

Heh.

Please retweet my email address before the SJWs silence me again: editor@gotnews.com. #ChuckCJohnson #GamerGate #GameOfThrones

28 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 10:45:08am
29 Nyet  May 25, 2015 10:45:14am
30 makeitstop  May 25, 2015 10:45:22am

re: #9 wrenchwench

How has no one photoshopped Chuck Johnson’s head onto a Chuckie doll yet? Internet, you hath failed me.

Someone tweet this to Imani.

I’ll sue ALL OF YOU!!!
31 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 10:45:35am

re: #18 Lidane

I’m for BIG SODOMY!

32 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 10:47:28am

Oh Internets, how I love thee:

33 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 10:47:39am

This is Twitter’s “Put up or Shut up” moment when it comes to abusive behavior.

And The Rage Furby knows that Twitter is his oxygen.

Sad thing is that Twitter appears not to offer an email way to contact their execs and broad of directors. Then again, maybe spending $20 to send a physical piece of mail to Twitter CHQ might be worthwhile.

34 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:47:50am

Charter Communications is near a deal to buy Time Warner Cable for about $55 billion, source tells @nytimes

nytimes.com

35 allegro  May 25, 2015 10:49:02am

re: #25 Targetpractice

I feel for HotAsianWife. The shit she has to put up with for a green card.

I dunno if she’s putting up (or out) anymore. Didn’t he say very recently that they bought a house? Yet he’s been begging for sofa space while on the road since. Maybe she moved and didn’t give him the address?

36 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 10:49:16am

re: #26 ObserverArt

I did one way back…but it was only his glasses and beard needed to get the point across. Not his entire head.

Image: The Real Chucky - Be scared…very scared!

That’s Scary!!!! I think it’s more effective than the whole-head version.

RBS

37 #FergusonFireside  May 25, 2015 10:49:48am

re: #13 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

‘Hate is organized in America’: Black activist fights back after death threats from pro-cop blogger

Thanks for posting that, I missed it.

38 darthstar  May 25, 2015 10:49:55am

I don’t know why he even bothers with Twitter when he obviously reaches a much wider audience at his gotnews site.
/

39 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:50:03am

May 25 One of two men arrested in Bangladesh as a suspected member of Islamic State was an IT manager at a subsidiary of Coca-Cola Co, police and company sources told Reuters on Monday.

The subsidiary, International Beverages Private Ltd, issued a statement saying it would fully cooperate with law enforcement agencies.

reuters.com

40 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:50:35am

re: #39 Justanotherhuman

As a Pepsi person, this amuses me.

41 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 10:50:40am

re: #27 Justanotherhuman

Heh.

Please retweet my email address before the SJWs silence me again: editor@gotnews.com. #ChuckCJohnson #GamerGate #GameOfThrones

And even tagging it with Game of Thrones and GamerGate, it has a grand total of 15 retweets (half of them probably upchuck and his various socks.) What a way to BUILD AN EMPIRE.

Sucks to be be chuck.

42 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:50:46am

re: #35 allegro

If I could get it, he got it.

43 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 10:51:03am
44 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 10:51:29am

re: #30 makeitstop

Someone tweet this to Imani.

[Embedded content]

Copying and tweeting to ABL.

BigPapa beat me.

46 #FergusonFireside  May 25, 2015 10:52:30am

re: #33 Eric The Fruit Bat

This is Twitter’s “Put up or Shut up” moment when it comes to abusive behavior.

And The Rage Furby knows that Twitter is his oxygen.

Sad thing is that Twitter appears not to offer an email way to contact their execs and broad of directors. Then again, maybe spending $20 to send a physical piece of mail to Twitter CHQ might be worthwhile.

I suggested a Linkden search for their employees. Direct message them.

47 goddamnedfrank  May 25, 2015 10:53:15am

re: #15 The War TARDIS

I would say this is more like Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Chuck is the entire sampler pack of of Cluster B Personality disorders, Narcissistic, Histrionic, Borderline and Antisocial.

48 Nyet  May 25, 2015 10:53:30am

So he had how many, 23K followers? That’s a lot of human capital for someone with his business model. All lost in a second. Schadenfreude.

49 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 10:53:42am

re: #41 BeachDem

And even tagging it with Game of Thrones and GamerGate, it has a grand total of 15 retweets (half of them probably upchuck and his various socks.) What a way to BUILD AN EMPIRE.

Sucks to be be chuck.

If he were on GOT, he would think he’s Joffrey Baratheon, but is really the 3rd eunuch from the right in a bath house scene.

RBS

50 mroop  May 25, 2015 10:54:37am

“I suspect I will be reinstated because I’m a real journalist and they can’t control me.”

donotlink.com

51 Lidane  May 25, 2015 10:54:49am

Spin spin spin:

52 Nyet  May 25, 2015 10:55:36am

Right now he must be SOTFL’ing uncontrollably. IYKWIM.

53 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:55:58am

re: #51 Lidane

Good luck walking that back there.,

54 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 10:56:16am

re: #30 makeitstop

Exploding on teh Twitterz.

55 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 10:56:58am

Holy crap.

56 goddamnedfrank  May 25, 2015 10:57:04am

re: #50 mroop

I suspect I will be reinstated because I’m a real journalist and they can’t control me.

gotnews.com

… I’m kind of a big deal, people know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

57 bratwurst  May 25, 2015 10:58:02am
58 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 10:58:25am

re: #56 goddamnedfrank

I’ve heard that on Olbermann’s show on ESPN. Where does that come from?

59 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 10:58:32am

re: #56 goddamnedfrank

… I’m kind of a big deal, people know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

and poop. smells of lots and lots of poop…

60 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 10:59:27am

re: #58 The War TARDIS

I’ve heard that on Olbermann’s show on ESPN. Where does that come from?

Ron Burgundy.

61 JDRhoades  May 25, 2015 10:59:38am

This is just sad:

62 Nyet  May 25, 2015 10:59:45am

It sucks that it took a threat-like message for Twitter to make the decision. They could have spared lots of everything the first time they first banned him. By not letting him back.

63 goddamnedfrank  May 25, 2015 10:59:53am

re: #58 The War TARDIS

I’ve heard that on Olbermann’s show on ESPN. Where does that come from?

Anchorman.

…

64 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 11:00:06am

re: #56 goddamnedfrank

… I’m kind of a big deal, people know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

More like this:

Chuck’s Office and “Research Assistants”
65 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 11:00:44am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

I hope to FSM this happens-the shitstorm that spins out of this will be incredible.

66 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:02:21am

re: #62 Nyet

It sucks that it took a threat-like message for Twitter to make the decision. They could have spared lots of everything the first time they first banned him. By not letting him back.

He’s threatened other people again and again. It just seems that, this time, he managed to run afoul of someone who has the media’s attention right now.

67 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:02:38am

re: #61 JDRhoades

This is just sad:

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Annnnnd…….reported as spam.

68 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:03:07am

Chuck made it onto CNN.

…

69 Nyet  May 25, 2015 11:05:14am

Twi says it won’t be restored.

70 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:08:31am

re: #69 Nyet

Twi says it won’t be restored.

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check out the third person that retweeted that (swastika avatar)

71 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 11:09:00am

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Deray continues to impress since I followed him during Ferguson.

72 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:09:48am
73 Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2015 11:10:12am

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Chuck made it onto CNN.

[Embedded content]

He has made it motherfuckers!!

/

74 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:10:58am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

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75 HappyWarrior  May 25, 2015 11:11:15am

re: #61 JDRhoades

This is just sad:

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Just because someone disagrees with your twisted worldview doesn’t make them an enemy, asshole. Read the oath before using your dead grandfather to equating people who disagree with actual enemies of our country.

76 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 11:11:19am

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Chuck made it onto CNN.

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and let’s not forget… didn’t he also float the idea of raising funds to hire someone to kill (or putting a bounty) on the head of Tsarnaev in prison?

What a loathsome vile little slug.

RBS

77 unproven innocence  May 25, 2015 11:11:21am

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78 HappyWarrior  May 25, 2015 11:11:42am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

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Woot about fucking time.

79 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:11:42am

So can one build a journalistic empire on Facebook? Apparently you can say anything you want there.

80 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 11:12:20am
81 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:12:30am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

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82 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:14:05am

I can only imagine the screaming fit that ensued when Chucky woke from his hate-binge to see that message from Twitter. How can he, AN AWARD WINNING JOURNALIST, be permanently suspended from Twitter? Don’t they know who he is?!

83 lockjawcanbefun  May 25, 2015 11:14:34am
84 ObserverArt  May 25, 2015 11:14:48am

Chucky will not go down easy. He will really start to act out now.

This is the part of the movie where the bed levitates, the head spins all the way around on the body and the green pea soup puke is hurled.

Gonna need a Catholic priest to finish him off for good! /

85 Nyet  May 25, 2015 11:14:52am

OK, internet, today you have collectively flushed a clingy turd. Congrats. Though the turd will try to crawl back from the sewers.

86 SteelPH  May 25, 2015 11:15:17am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

…

87 Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2015 11:15:58am

I imagine the Twitter folks will have a J Jonah like reaction to Chuck’s bullshit appeal.

88 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 11:18:55am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

89 Timothy Watson  May 25, 2015 11:19:46am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

I foresee a popcorn gap.

90 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:19:49am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

Paging Larry Klayman….

91 BigPapa  May 25, 2015 11:20:09am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

Oh, to see that letter. Only if.

Oh, it’s Chuck. I’m sure if one exists he’ll post it.

92 Lidane  May 25, 2015 11:20:14am
93 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:20:35am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

Chucky’s attorneys against the kind of high-power legal team a major corporation such as Twitter employs?

That should be highly amusing.

94 Dr. Matt  May 25, 2015 11:21:13am
95 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:21:17am

re: #93 Dr Lizardo

Chucky’s attorneys against the kind of high-power legal team a major corporation such as Twitter employs?

That should be highly amusing.

96 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:21:46am

Somebody should email Chuck and say they’re a reporter. I’d love to publish this - you know it’s hilarious.

97 Feline Overlord  May 25, 2015 11:22:22am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

I’d love to see that letter. It’s got to be fascinating.

98 jaunte  May 25, 2015 11:22:35am
If you are a member of the media and want to see the letter my lawyer just sent twitter email me.

He won’t be able to resist posting it himself.

99 Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2015 11:22:38am

Deer Twitterz,

Pleaze immediutlee reshstore Chuckkk C Johnson’s account. Yu can’t sighlents free speetch! It’s in the constitushun! Brring back Chuck or face da consiquenches in kourt!

Sinseerle,

Chucks Atturknee

100 ObserverArt  May 25, 2015 11:22:46am

Back later…but I want to leave something for the Charles C. Johnson - This Was My Life movie viewing.

Just the right amount for keeping track of the Life and Times of CCJ. May his Twitter Presence Rest in Pieces

And as I was typing…The Doors Live From The Hollywood Bowl 1968 was playing in the background (Palladia) and they just finished up with The End.

Seems rather fitting, no?

101 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:22:51am

re: #84 ObserverArt

Chucky will not go down easy. He will really start to act out now.

This is the part of the movie where the bed levitates, the head spins all the way around on the body and the green pea soup puke is hurled.

Gonna need a Catholic priest to finish him off for good! /

You’re right—we’ve been having fun up till now, but this is where the entertainment really gets rolling. Can’t wait!

102 Eclectic Cyborg  May 25, 2015 11:23:51am

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Somebody should email Chuck and say they’re a reporter. I’d love to publish this - you know it’s hilarious.

[Embedded content]

Shoot I’ll do it. I have a journalism degree even.

103 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:23:53am

re: #98 jaunte

He won’t be able to resist posting it himself.

That was my thought too.

104 gocart mozart  May 25, 2015 11:24:29am

“Threatens to sue me.”

Rest assured Charles, Spiteful Douchebaggary is not recognized as a valid cause of action under federal law or any of the 50 states.

105 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:25:08am

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Somebody should email Chuck and say they’re a reporter. I’d love to publish this - you know it’s hilarious.

[Embedded content]

I would, but I don’t want him to have my email address.

106 Feline Overlord  May 25, 2015 11:25:31am

He’s engaging in the standard bully practice of going “look over there!” and trying to draw the attention to someone else’s offenses.

107 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:26:14am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Popcorn futures time.

It’s probably that KellyLee “lawyer” that loves him so much.

108 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:26:27am

re: #104 gocart mozart

“Threatens to sue me.”

Rest assured Charles, Spiteful Douchebaggary is not recognized as a valid cause of action under federal law or any of the 50 states.

I think Chris Christie validated it in NJ as an Executive Order.

109 GlutenFreeJesus  May 25, 2015 11:27:58am

Would love to see Chuck C. on Judge Judy. She’d tell him to grow the funk up and get a job.

110 mroop  May 25, 2015 11:28:09am

“We have a very fun case for Twitter. They should just restore my account.”

Threatening Twitter again. I’m dying to see the lawyer letter. Is Sheldon Adelson going to pay the lawyer bill for Chuck v. Twitter?

111 Nyet  May 25, 2015 11:29:23am

Sorry for posting this Nazi, but it’s instructive.

112 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:29:30am

re: #94 Dr. Matt

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Retweeted.

113 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:30:58am

re: #98 jaunte

He won’t be able to resist posting it himself.

Just keep needling him about how there’s no way he has a lawyer, let alone one that would fight Twitter over this, and his ego will force him to produce the letter.

114 gocart mozart  May 25, 2015 11:31:22am

There is a fine line between award winning conservative journalism and tragic mental illness.

115 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:31:32am

This is how much KellyLee knows how things work in the real world:

116 jaunte  May 25, 2015 11:32:36am

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

But she’s a “freelance journalist!”

117 Nyet  May 25, 2015 11:33:38am

re: #116 jaunte

And a lawyer.

118 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:34:05am

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is how much KellyLee knows how things work in the real world:

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Didn’t somebody here post the identity and pictures of the model that this douchebag or -baguette is using as an avatar?

119 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:34:20am

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is how much KellyLee knows how things work in the real world:

[Embedded content]

If that’s Chucky’s attorney, hoo boy…………I’d die laughing. Twitter’s legal team will eat her lunch before she even knows what’s going on.

120 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 11:34:30am

re: #93 Dr Lizardo

Chucky’s attorneys against the kind of high-power legal team a major corporation such as Twitter employs?

That should be highly amusing.

Hey, St. Mary’s School for Fat and Clumsy Children could beat the Lakers in a “3 on 3” game if they get a break or two. (But I’d bet on the Lakers)

RBS

121 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:34:34am
122 Tigger2  May 25, 2015 11:35:22am

re: #72 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Chuckie is banned for good.
…

123 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:35:29am

re: #121 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

But they are all constitutional conservatives!!11!!

124 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 11:37:20am

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is how much KellyLee knows how things work in the real world:

[Embedded content]

I just noticed a most unfortunate typo in KellyLee’s tweet.

RBS

125 The War TARDIS  May 25, 2015 11:37:35am

re: #84 ObserverArt

I think Anonymous will take care of the rest.

126 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:37:46am

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is how much KellyLee knows how things work in the real world:

[Embedded content]

She’s really dense. But she’s a fan of Chuck Johnson, so that kind of goes without saying, I guess.

127 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:37:48am

re: #124 RealityBasedSteve

I just noticed a most unfortunate typo in KellyLee’s tweet.

RBS

LOLOLOL

128 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:37:57am

re: #124 RealityBasedSteve

I just noticed a most unfortunate typo in KellyLee’s tweet.

RBS

saw that, too :D

129 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:39:11am
130 jaunte  May 25, 2015 11:40:35am

“My lawyer is sending you a pouty letter because he doesn’t read the Terms either.”

131 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 11:41:07am

re: #118 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Didn’t somebody here post the identity and pictures of the model that this douchebag or -bagette is using as an avatar?

halfkorean.com

Took about 2 seconds with tineye

RBS

132 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:42:39am

PALESTINIAN CAR SWARM!!11!!

133 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:43:23am
134 jaunte  May 25, 2015 11:45:03am
135 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:45:05am

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

PALESTINIAN CAR SWARM!!11!!

[Embedded content]

I’ll never buy another Palestinian car after all the problems I had with that Intifadah GLS….

136 GlutenFreeJesus  May 25, 2015 11:45:32am
137 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:45:46am

re: #133 Charles Johnson

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“Avoid the unpleasantness”? Chucky, you’ve been caught tweeting pleas for a place to crash, and you think Twitter is afraid that you’re hiding the means to sue them?

138 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 11:46:09am

re: #135 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I’ll never buy another Palestinian car after all the problems I had with that Intifadah GLS….

Yeah, and the Intifadah R-Sport Cabriolet was a turkey.

139 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:46:31am
140 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:46:54am

re: #137 Targetpractice

“Avoid the unpleasantness”? Chucky, you’ve been caught tweeting pleas for a place to crash, and you think Twitter is afraid that you’re hiding the means to sue them?

His old mentor Dershowitz will sue them into oblivion!

141 RealityBasedSteve  May 25, 2015 11:46:56am

re: #135 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I’ll never buy another Palestinian car after all the problems I had with that Intifadah GLS….

…

142 Nyet  May 25, 2015 11:47:31am

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

I prefer Palestinian schwarma. /

143 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:49:20am

He’s getting even more hilarious now.

144 jaunte  May 25, 2015 11:49:41am

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

Then again, Jeff Healey thinks James Woods is a wise man.

145 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:50:04am

Chucky, how many other trolls do you think have fired off half-assed threats to Twitter over suing them if they don’t reinstate their accounts? You get NOTHING! You LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

146 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:51:34am
147 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:51:46am

re: #143 Charles Johnson

He’s getting even more hilarious now.

[Embedded content]

My attorney sent a demand letter to Twitter this morning. Next up is a share holder suit. Did I forget to mention I own twitter stock?

this is a consequence of The Solid Gold Cadillac being on TV as much as it is….

148 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:51:53am

I think twitter is letting this latest UpChuck sock account stay up for a while just for the comedy value.

149 GlutenFreeJesus  May 25, 2015 11:52:17am

re: #69 Nyet

What is that? Hanging off the side of his face??????

150 RadicalModerate  May 25, 2015 11:52:23am

re: #118 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Didn’t somebody here post the identity and pictures of the model that this douchebag or -baguette is using as an avatar?

The avatar is of Jennifer Field, Korean model/actress.

Bio is here:
halfkorean.com

151 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 11:55:00am

re: #150 RadicalModerate

The avatar is of Jennifer Field, Korean model/actress.

Bio is here:
halfkorean.com

I suspect @jasian 12345 is a 56-year-old beer-truck driver from Culo Raton, Fla.

152 Ace-o-aces  May 25, 2015 11:55:29am

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

He now says his attorneys have sent Twitter a letter.

Suuure…..you go find me a civil attorney who is working on Memorial Day.

153 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 11:58:01am

re: #152 Ace-o-aces

Suuure…..you go find me a civil attorney who is working on Memorial Day.

Yeah, it’s amazing how Chucky can find a lawyer on any day, at any time, willing to take up his latest windmill tilting.

154 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 11:58:20am

re: #146 Charles Johnson

pretty sure UpChuck used that twitter stock empty threat the first time he got suspended.

155 Mattand  May 25, 2015 11:58:55am

re: #143 Charles Johnson

He’s getting even more hilarious now.

[Embedded content]

GESS WHUT, LIBRULS!!!!! HE OWNS TWITTER STOCK? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS???

That’s he represents a tiny portion of Twitter stockholders and has almost no sway with the company?

UMMM…
FURST AMENDMENT!!!! BEHNGHAZI!!!!!

156 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 11:59:06am

re: #151 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I suspect @jasian 12345 is a 56-year-old beer-truck driver from Culo Raton, Fla.

There is an attorney by that name registered with the California bar, who lives in Malibu.

157 JDRhoades  May 25, 2015 12:00:05pm

re: #152 Ace-o-aces

.you go find me a civil attorney who is working on Memorial Day.

Well, me. Sort of. Half day, but only because I have a bitch of a court schedule the rest of the week.

158 Mattand  May 25, 2015 12:00:52pm

re: #152 Ace-o-aces

Suuure…..you go find me a civil attorney who is working on Memorial Day.

I think this guy works holidays:

…

159 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:01:26pm

Another lie.

Charles C. Johnson @freechucknow * 1h 1 hour ago
We are pushing the name of the author of this anonymous Jezebel piece at gotnews.com in one hour. #FakeRape #EmmaSulkowicz

160 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:01:43pm

Red headed stepchild is throwing a hissy fit because he cannot do what he wants to do.

161 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 12:01:55pm

re: #156 Charles Johnson

There is an attorney by that name registered with the California bar, who lives in Malibu.

Then we’ve found a lawyer less lawyerly than O. TaItz.

162 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 12:02:09pm

re: #158 Mattand

I think this guy works holidays:

[Embedded content]

Who does Lionel Hutz since Phil Hartman died?

163 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 12:06:46pm
164 gwangung  May 25, 2015 12:08:50pm

re: #156 Charles Johnson

I doubt that’s the same person.

165 Ace-o-aces  May 25, 2015 12:09:07pm

re: #161 Decatur Deb

Then we’ve found a lawyer less lawyerly than O. TaItz.

And yet Steven Glass still can’t get a law license in California. Explain that.

166 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 12:09:15pm

bwahahahaaa

167 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 12:11:08pm
168 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:11:30pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

That is because he does not know what a metaphor is. /

169 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 12:12:05pm
170 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:16:25pm

Heh. Not when he keeps opening sock puppet accts.

Twitter Suspends Troll Chuck Johnson — Are Its New Guidelines Actually Working?

recode.net

171 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:17:33pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

Interestingly, by calling it a “metaphor” he agrees that the phrase’s primary/literal meaning is something different.

172 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 12:17:36pm

re: #168 PhillyPretzel

That is because he does not know what a metaphor is. /

Metaphors.

173 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:18:34pm

When was the last time he boasted about his Hot Asian Wife™? Because if it’s been a while, maybe she’s left him.

174 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:18:43pm

re: #172 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

interesting page in Greek.

175 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 12:19:56pm

re: #174 PhillyPretzel

interesting page in Greek.

A “metaphor” is something you carry stuff in.

176 b.d.  May 25, 2015 12:20:20pm

Chuck suspended again?!?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Good for him and glad it happened now when he is still young enough to recover and try to get a real job.

Good luck Chuck.

177 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 12:20:48pm
178 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:21:25pm

re: #175 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

A bag of holding.

179 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:21:51pm

re: #176 b.d.

Scrubbing toilets seems appropriate.

180 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 12:21:58pm

re: #176 b.d.

Chuck suspended again?!?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Good for him and glad it happened now when he is still young enough to recover and try to get a real job.

Good luck Chuck.

Why do I see him sitting at the freeway exit next to a sign saying: “Will Doxx for Food”?

181 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 12:23:28pm
182 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:25:58pm

re: #179 Nyet

Scrubbing toilets seems appropriate.

If counter-productive.

183 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:27:55pm

Google Cache shows 24.4K followers on 24 May 2015 16:08:16 GMT.

184 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:30:44pm

re: #146 Charles Johnson

That could explain why twitter stock is not doing too well. quotes.wsj.com

185 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:32:48pm

Tornado kills 10 in Ciudad Acuña, Mexico

186 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:33:20pm

re: #185 Justanotherhuman

That is awful. My prayers are with them.

187 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:35:07pm
188 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:39:17pm
189 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:40:42pm

Chickens aren’t so dumb. At least they know where the food is. : )

My free range neighbors have been back and forth all day. Getting some exercise and laying good eggs. Which I have used up. ; (

190 makeitstop  May 25, 2015 12:40:46pm

re: #54 BigPapa

Exploding on teh Twitterz.

Cool! Shoulda put my name on it. Oh, well - there goes my big chance for internet fame. :)

191 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:41:39pm

re: #188 Nyet

Whut? Thought he was raised that way from the cradle.

Liars.

192 b_sharp  May 25, 2015 12:42:53pm

Isn’t the 34th amendment the right to a Twitter account?

193 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 12:43:22pm

re: #188 Nyet

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The sisters must be totally unrelated to Christ.

194 blueraven  May 25, 2015 12:44:29pm

So Chucks belief that Blacks are intellectually inferior plays no role in how he is perceived on Twitter?

The fact that he calls them thugs, animals, uses the n-word, and covets his following of white supremacists means nothing?

Perhaps in another context with another person, saying you want to “take out” someone could be accepted in another light. But he gets no such benefit after his racist trolling for years.

He knew exactly how his words would be interpreted. They were chosen deliberately. But he thought it was just ambiguous enough that he could run away from them, while entertaining his “supreme” brothers.

Get a grip Stinky Chucky-Cheese Man. Everyone, including Twitter, is on to you.

195 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 12:44:55pm

re: #193 wrenchwench

The sisters must be totally unrelated to Christ.

They just grow—like Cain and Abel’s wives.

196 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 12:45:28pm
197 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:45:41pm

re: #193 wrenchwench

The sisters must be totally unrelated to Christ.

They don’t count at all except as inferior slaves to men. And everyone knows slaves have no rights whatsoever. Even from sexual abuse.

198 stpaulbear  May 25, 2015 12:46:02pm

re: #188 Nyet

WTF? JD was born into a family where religion was drilled into him as soon as he was born. He’s never been BC.

By that guys logic, no sin he committed post-BC would be forgivable, but these kind of christians just get to reset the clock after every offense is discovered. BS.

199 allegro  May 25, 2015 12:46:41pm

re: #193 wrenchwench

The sisters must be totally unrelated to Christ.

Harlots, the lot of ‘em. I guess Josh became a BiC once he quit diddling them. The sisters never get to be pure again.

/// going for a shower now

200 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 12:47:17pm

can’t. stop. laughing.

201 freetoken  May 25, 2015 12:47:38pm

Part of CCJ’s obnoxious odor is his racism, or “race realism” as the racists like to color themselves.

I wonder how in America this movement is thriving, or not… given the widespread ODS.

Look at the comments on this Yahoo news story:

Dutch immigrant kids take to street demanding ‘white’ classmates

Thousands of comments and a great many of them are ugly.

Hating the other is as old as man, but I wonder how much the modern devices of hate-media (talk radio, Faux News, etc.) have focused that into certain directions in the past decade or two.

202 Nyet  May 25, 2015 12:47:56pm

re: #198 stpaulbear

Ray is a liar for Jesus.

204 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 12:49:16pm

Now the Rage Furby, claiming that he owns Twitter stock, is going to sue Twitter and will issue a stockholders lawsuit-which means it time to reset the CCJ lawsuit threat wesbite.

205 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 12:49:39pm

Testing…

206 Zamb  May 25, 2015 12:50:55pm

re: #198 stpaulbear

WTF? JD was born into a family where religion was drilled into him as soon as he was born. He’s never been BC.

By that guys logic, no sin he committed post-BC would be forgivable, but these kind of christians just get to reset the clock after every offense is discovered. BS.

I never understood the types that grew up surrounded by Christianity having it drilled into them on a daily basis and acting like they just stumbled across it in a much broader search for spiritual enlightenment.

207 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 12:51:07pm

Cool. You can now type Control-Return while you’re editing a comment to post it immediately. (You’ll need to reload the page first to get the new Javascript code in your browser.)

208 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:52:01pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

can’t. stop. laughing.

[Embedded content]

Har, har. Burns & Nowakowski again.

The Clowns want to actually re-write Twitter policy.

209 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 12:52:08pm

re: #207 Charles Johnson

Cool.

210 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 12:54:04pm

re: #208 Justanotherhuman

Har, har. Burns & Nowakowski again.

The Clowns want to actually re-write Twitter policy.

Twitter’s legal department right now:

…

211 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 12:55:29pm

Same lawyer UpChuck used for his failed lawsuit to get Michael Brown’s juvenile records.

212 lockjawcanbefun  May 25, 2015 12:55:58pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because when I think of which attorney I want to hire, I really want to be sure I pick one that includes their motto in their letterhead on official communications.

213 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 12:56:06pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

can’t. stop. laughing.

[Embedded content]

Counselor needs a spell check and a grammar refresher.

214 Amory Blaine  May 25, 2015 12:56:24pm

Very productive for a holiday weekend.

215 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 12:57:12pm

re: #156 Charles Johnson

There is an attorney by that name registered with the California bar, who lives in Malibu.

There’s also one in Santa Ana, a couple in San Francisco, and one who’s a Deputy District Attny in Orange County. And, if perhaps her name is Kelly Lee Something (last name) there are a whole lot of them. All assuming Kelly Lee is really this person’s name at all.

216 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 12:57:28pm

jeebus, that is the most ridiculous lawyer letter I’ve seen in a very long time.

217 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 12:58:22pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, that is the most ridiculous lawyer letter I’ve seen in a very long time.

I like the way it uses the client’s website as evidence of something.

218 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 12:58:46pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, that is the most ridiculous lawyer letter I’ve seen in a very long time.

Silliest not written by a dentist/real estate salesperson, at any rate.

219 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 12:58:47pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, that is the most ridiculous lawyer letter I’ve seen in a very long time.

Yeah, the attitude at Twitter is probably, “So, sue us.”

220 Amory Blaine  May 25, 2015 12:59:08pm

If Chuck is going on the Alex Jones show, is he still in Texas?

221 makeitstop  May 25, 2015 1:00:04pm

I’d bet ten bucks that Chuck worked the lawyer’s letterhead and wrote that letter himself.

Sock-puppetry of a different flavor, if you will.

222 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 1:00:15pm

re: #220 Amory Blaine

If Chuck is going on the Alex Jones show, is he still in Texas?

Chuck’s in the basement still. He phones his interviews in.

223 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 1:00:22pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, that is the most ridiculous lawyer letter I’ve seen in a very long time.

I don’t read a whole lot of legalese, but the style of that seems seriously lacking….

224 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 1:00:33pm

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

225 EPR-radar  May 25, 2015 1:01:40pm

re: #219 Justanotherhuman

Yeah, the attitude at Twitter is probably, “So, sue us.”

I’d like to be the one to respond to that silly letter. “See you and your festering shit-spigot of a client in court” will still be amusing, even after it has been translated to legalese.

226 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 1:01:55pm

Here’s the letter embedded:

Scribd Document

227 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 1:02:23pm

It’s utterly absurd! He’s arguing that Twitter owes Chuck the right to use their service to make money. Unreal.

228 Nyet  May 25, 2015 1:02:43pm

Does Chuck have the money for a lawsuit?

229 Zamb  May 25, 2015 1:03:24pm

re: #223 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I don’t read a whole lot of legalese, but the style of that seems seriously lacking….

Reads to me like a dressed up wingnut screed. All sorts of vague insinuation and lacking any real reference to established law.

230 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 1:04:21pm

If Chuck and his lawyer go through with these threats, they’re in for a seriously rude awakening. This is totally frivolous.

231 freetoken  May 25, 2015 1:04:28pm

re: #228 Nyet

Strongly suspect the lawyers are going fishing for a take of whatever lawsuit CCJ bring bring against whomever.

232 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 1:04:37pm

re: #224 Backwoods_Sleuth

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Embedded Image

And they want photos, videos of Twitter employees interactions with Twitter users preserved as evidence?

IOW, they want the privacy of others violated to make their case.

Idiots.

233 PhillyPretzel  May 25, 2015 1:04:41pm

re: #228 Nyet

Probably not. But the “hot asian wife” might have some $.

234 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 1:04:44pm

re: #229 Zamb

Reads to me like a dressed up wingnut screed. All sorts of vague insinuation and lacking any real reference to established law.

Needs moar BENGHAAAAZIIII!!11!!

235 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 1:04:58pm

re: #227 Charles Johnson

It’s utterly absurd! He’s arguing that Twitter owes Chuck the right to use their service to make money. Unreal.

In a compromise settlement, Twitter will refund all of CCJs service fees.

236 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 1:05:18pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

can’t. stop. laughing.

[Embedded content]

Haven’t finished the letter yet, but I just knew it would be that Burns guy, his lawyer bud from MO who is best pals with James O’Keefe and his hideous entourage.

237 Amory Blaine  May 25, 2015 1:05:28pm

re: #228 Nyet

He can sell blow.

238 Zamb  May 25, 2015 1:06:08pm

re: #237 Amory Blaine

He can sell blow.

Would you buy blow from someone like Chuck?

239 lawhawk  May 25, 2015 1:06:35pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

The lawyers who wrote up that letter ought to be ashamed of themselves for not actually reading the Twitter TOS and rules of use.

We may suspend or terminate your accounts or cease providing you with all or part of the Services at any time for any or no reason, including, but not limited to, if we reasonably believe: (i) you have violated these Terms or the Twitter Rules, (ii) you create risk or possible legal exposure for us; or (iii) our provision of the Services to you is no longer commercially viable. We will make reasonable efforts to notify you by the email address associated with your account or the next time you attempt to access your account.

Twitter can and will ban people who establish multiple accounts for exactly what Chucky did.

Serial Accounts: You may not create multiple accounts for disruptive or abusive purposes, or with overlapping use cases. Mass account creation may result in suspension of all related accounts. Please note that any violation of the Twitter Rules is cause for permanent suspension of all accounts. [emphasis added]

Twitter can and will ban people (including Chucky via the revolving door suspension) for engaging in behaviors that include doxing, lying, stalking, harassing, or otherwise being a smear merchant.

You may not engage in targeted abuse or harassment. Some of the factors that we take into account when determining what conduct is considered to be targeted abuse or harassment are:
if you are sending messages to a user from multiple accounts;
if the sole purpose of your account is to send abusive messages to others;
if the reported behavior is one-sided or includes threats

That Chucky didn’t bother to read this isn’t surprising. That his lawyers didn’t? This reads like something put together in the hopes of someone unsophisticated might cave in and do what the guy with the .Esq wrote. A lawyer at Twitter, on the other hand, would laugh it off, and reply with the TOS and rules of use, quoting section and verse.

Or that Chucky thinks that Twitter owes him a living? Really? That’s absurd.

That’s like me saying that should I be banned from here for attacking and threatening other posters, that I can sue Charles for losing my livelihood because I no longer have the right to post here (on a privately owned/operated website that isn’t a government entity).

240 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 1:06:57pm

re: #230 Charles Johnson

If Chuck and his lawyer go through with these threats, they’re in for a seriously rude awakening. This is totally frivolous.

Yep, that rude awakening coming when the judge throws out the case in five minutes flat.

Then, presumably, Chuck will doxx the judge.

Hilarity ensues.

241 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 1:07:00pm

re: #228 Nyet

Does Chuck have the money for a lawsuit?

Did he have the money to “run” his extortion plan “past five different lawyers”? Maybe he had a coupon.

242 TedStriker  May 25, 2015 1:08:05pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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243 Nyet  May 25, 2015 1:08:32pm

Can’t wait to see his life ruined :)

244 lawhawk  May 25, 2015 1:09:05pm

re: #230 Charles Johnson

If Chuck and his lawyer go through with these threats, they’re in for a seriously rude awakening. This is totally frivolous.

A judge would dismiss this in summary judgment because the Twitter TOS/rules of use are unambiguous and allow Twitter to shutter any offending account. You do not have the right to a Twitter account to carry on harassment and abuse, even if that is your supposed business plan.

And that he created multiple accounts now to try and do the same? All would be banned/suspended for violating the TOS under the original/primary account.

245 TedStriker  May 25, 2015 1:09:29pm

re: #7 stpaulbear

He’s really facing the abyss. I’d say it’s sad but it’s so deserved. Here’s your reward, Chuck.

246 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 1:09:38pm

re: #243 Nyet

Can’t wait to see his life ruined :)

I think it was ruined some time ago, before prep school.

247 austin_blue  May 25, 2015 1:09:40pm

re: #185 Justanotherhuman

Tornado kills 10 in Ciudad Acuña, Mexico

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That system is passing through Travis County right now, and it’s throwing tornadoes all over the place. Rain rates 4”-6”/hour.

Nasty weather.

248 Dr. Matt  May 25, 2015 1:10:00pm

It almost appears that CCJ wrote that letter himself. Just saying…..

249 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 1:10:16pm

…

250 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 1:10:21pm

he’s got the “half a mind” part correct:

251 Charles Johnson  May 25, 2015 1:10:21pm
252 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 25, 2015 1:11:26pm

Twitter is going to just let UpChuck hang himself with this latest sock account.

253 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 1:11:32pm

re: #243 Nyet

Can’t wait to see his life ruined :)

His life was ruined by having his brain marinated in Limbaugh as a kid. Sad, really. That’s whom he should sue.

254 Zamb  May 25, 2015 1:11:51pm

re: #243 Nyet

Can’t wait to see his life ruined :)

He should take this time to step away from this kind of thing for a bit and maybe reevaluate his life plan. However I fully expect him to switch all his time and energy from twitter to white nationalist forums and MRA sites.

255 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 1:14:11pm

re: #254 Zamb

He should take this time to step away from this kind of thing for a bit and maybe reevaluate his life plan. However I fully expect him to switch all his time and energy from twitter to white nationalist forums and MRA sites.

Sadly, I can totally see that.

Fame at last.

/////

256 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 25, 2015 1:14:34pm

re: #252 Backwoods_Sleuth

Twitter is going to just let UpChuck hang himself with this latest sock account.

Yeah, I can’t believe they’re unaware at this point. They’re just giving him more rope.

257 unproven innocence  May 25, 2015 1:14:50pm

re: #250 Backwoods_Sleuth

he’s got the “half a mind” part correct:

[Embedded content]

I think you are being excessively generous.

258 TedStriker  May 25, 2015 1:15:00pm

re: #133 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

You know, that sounds a bit like extortion or blackmail on Chuck’s part.

259 Targetpractice  May 25, 2015 1:15:02pm

re: #239 lawhawk

The lawyers who wrote up that letter ought to be ashamed of themselves for not actually reading the Twitter TOS and rules of use.

Twitter can and will ban people who establish multiple accounts for exactly what Chucky did.

Twitter can and will ban people (including Chucky via the revolving door suspension) for engaging in behaviors that include doxing, lying, stalking, harassing, or otherwise being a smear merchant.

That Chucky didn’t bother to read this isn’t surprising. That his lawyers didn’t? This reads like something put together in the hopes of someone unsophisticated might cave in and do what the guy with the .Esq wrote. A lawyer at Twitter, on the other hand, would laugh it off, and reply with the TOS and rules of use, quoting section and verse.

Or that Chucky thinks that Twitter owes him a living? Really? That’s absurd.

That’s like me saying that should I be banned from here for attacking and threatening other posters, that I can sue Charles for losing my livelihood because I no longer have the right to post here (on a privately owned/operated website that isn’t a government entity).

The part that has me rolling is how he wants to “build a memorandum of understanding between members of the press/media entities and [Twitter]” and tries to lecture them on the “burden” they have in not hurting the “economic interests” of people who use their service. He really does seem to think he is anything but a hack journalist whose just lost his biggest source of recognition.

260 danarchy  May 25, 2015 1:15:20pm

re: #232 Justanotherhuman

And they want photos, videos of Twitter employees interactions with Twitter users preserved as evidence?

IOW, they want the privacy of others violated to make their case.

Idiots.

I think the attorney is a personal injury attorney and basically took one of his boiler plate letters and tweaked it even though half of it doesn’t make any sense.

261 Decatur Deb  May 25, 2015 1:16:48pm

re: #249 wrenchwench

He could dance better if he had smaller cojones.

262 Sionainn  May 25, 2015 1:17:01pm

re: #219 Justanotherhuman

Yeah, the attitude at Twitter is probably, “So, sue us.”

My first response would be to put it in the trash can and forget about it.

263 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 1:18:06pm
264 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 1:19:01pm

My favorite line in the LETTER:

especially in light of the complete collapse of the traditional news and newspaper industry.

That would be news to any number of, you know, news outlets and newspapers.

265 Zamb  May 25, 2015 1:19:59pm

Forgetting for a minute that Twitter doesn’t owe Chuck a living, wouldn’t he have to prove he has an income to claim any damages to it?

266 Nyet  May 25, 2015 1:21:06pm

re: #263 wrenchwench

Took me a minute.

267 Aunty Entity Dragon  May 25, 2015 1:21:46pm
268 wrenchwench  May 25, 2015 1:22:21pm

re: #266 Nyet

Took me a minute.

Only because it took him a minute.

269 TedStriker  May 25, 2015 1:22:28pm

re: #162 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Who does Lionel Hutz since Phil Hartman died?

They retired his characters, IIRC, like they did Marcia Wallace’s when she passed away a year or two ago.

How Fox and the Simpsons production team are gonna handle Harry Shearer’s leaving the cast, I have no idea, since he voices so many main and recurring characters.

Frankly, 26 years is a damn good run…maybe it’s time to take a bow.

270 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 1:22:54pm

In case anyone missed the info on upchuck’s illustrious lawyer—

blogs.riverfronttimes.com

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271 Dr. Matt  May 25, 2015 1:24:14pm

Chuck C Johnson is getting a lot of attention….sadly, he loves it and craves it.

272 Dr Lizardo  May 25, 2015 1:24:35pm

re: #259 Targetpractice

The part that has me rolling is how he wants to “build a memorandum of understanding between members of the press/media entities and [Twitter]” and tries to lecture them on the “burden” they have in not hurting the “economic interests” of people who use their service. He really does seem to think he is anything but a hack journalist whose just lost his biggest source of recognition.

Chuck’s sense of entitlement is off the charts; I’ve never seen anything like it.

273 Mike Lamb  May 25, 2015 1:32:59pm

re: #226 Charles Johnson

Here’s the letter embedded:

[Embedded content]

The letterhead tells you all you need to know about the firm.

274 BeachDem  May 25, 2015 1:42:07pm

...

275 Justanotherhuman  May 25, 2015 1:46:36pm

re: #270 BeachDem

So Burns has only had his law degree for 3 yrs at the most?

It shows.

276 De Kolta Chair  May 25, 2015 2:01:41pm

Not at all surprised that Chunky follows this “white american male” (his words) asshat:

277 Khal Wimpo  May 25, 2015 2:16:16pm

re: #178 Nyet

A bag of holding.

+5 for the DnD reference. Although as CCJ represents a black hole of stupidity the Bag of Holding might interact nastily with that, and open up a gate into the Infernal Realms….

278 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 2:22:29pm

I don’t care-I’m gonna start tweaking the CCJ and the weev alliance-especially since weev brought it up himself.

279 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 3:09:12pm

@freechucknow has been suspended.

280 Xamichee  May 25, 2015 5:23:04pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Website is down from DDOS. Blocked from Twitter for issuing death threats. Defender of rapists and white supremacists around the world. University-level defecator of fine hardwood floors.

Ladies and gentlemen, the media empire of Charles C. Johnson.

281 Xamichee  May 25, 2015 5:46:43pm

Chuckles: I’m going to end your career, Deray!
Deray: Huh? What? Nah, I don’t think so. Here, let me end yours.

Video

282 Xamichee  May 25, 2015 6:32:18pm

re: #200 Backwoods_Sleuth

Oh my god, this is the BEST lawyer letter ever.

Whoever posted that picture of Lionel Hutz nailed it.

283 Xamichee  May 25, 2015 6:38:04pm

Seriously guys, it feels a little bit like Christmas today.

5/25/15, the Day The Banhammer Fell on the Floorshitter.

Needs a catchier name.

284 Eric The Fruit Bat  May 25, 2015 6:55:10pm

re: #283 Xamichee

We really won’t know if it’s permanent until about a week or so, sad to say, due to the holiday.


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