Sarah Palin’s latest disjointed rant is about NAACP Spokane president Rachel Dolezal, and like every other right winger on the Internets Palin is churning out the bizarre analogies like a Bizarre Analogy Factory. Here’s her wall of gibberish as impressionistic free verse, because it really is better this way for everyone.

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH!
A Sarah Palin joint

Ok,
I’m sorry.

I shouldn’t laugh…
this hard.

I know
this isn’t
a victimless crime,
what this white chick
perpetrated.

BUT
it’s a most crystal
clear picture of
so many screwed up things
we’ve let society adopt as

the norm.

Namely,
the practice
nowadays
of judging someone

not based on character,
but on skin color.

Our original
civil rights freedom fighters
are rolling
in their graves
over the backward steps we’ve taken lately.

It’s
politically incorrect
to call out Elizabeth Warren
for
falsely claiming she’s
American Indian,
or dinging Obama
for just making up his
former multi-ethnic girlfriend,

and I guarantee I’ll be branded a racist
for laughing at this Rachel Dolezal story.

Whatever.

Dolezal is
an unsatisfied
lily white leftist
who believes
the only thing less politically correct
than being
a white girl
is to be
a white guy
today.

Can’t help but
be preemptively amused

as I post this
and invite
Dolzel’s defenders wrath
to aim and miss
at we who won’t
put up with
political correctness destroying
truth in America.

Oh, and on
a personal note,
I can finally
look forward to
the Left’s
positive comments about
a scholar’s association with
college
in Idaho!

After
all that high-falutin’ criticism for
choosing a good school that
I could afford to attend while
working my way through,
graduating college
debt-free,
I can’t wait
to hear
the former mockers of Idaho
now defend
the integrity of
that great state’s
academia!

Go Vandals!

[wild finger snapping beatnik applause ensues]