At Last, the GOP Clown Car Has Its Bozo: Birther Donald Trump
Every Clown Car needs its Bozo, and the GOP presidential campaign now has its very own — the world’s most famous Birther: Donald Trump.
And the Donald kicked it off with a series of incredibly fatuous statements. This is gonna be great, from the inadvertent comedy angle.
“I’m really rich,” Trump said after declaring his candidacy today.
Trump made many promises throughout his speech today: “I would do various things very quickly. I would repeal and replace the big lie, Obamacare.”
“I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
“Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump, nobody.”
“I will stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons,” said Trump, who also said that he wouldn’t allow Secretary Kerry to spearhead the negotiations.
“And I promise I will never be in a bicycle race,” said Trump, referring to Sec. Kerry’s biking accident in May.
He added, “I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”