Abstinence Advocate Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Out of Wedlock for the 2nd Time

No lectures please
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Bristol Palin, who’s been advocating abstinence as a spokeswoman for the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, announced today that she’s pregnant out of wedlock for the second time.

And she doesn’t want any lectures from you people.

I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.

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144 comments
1 Targetpractice  Jun 25, 2015 5:56:15pm

Combine this with the still unexplained cancellation of the wedding and I’m really beginning to wonder just what the full story is. We might need to call Maury Povich.

2 Higgs Boson's Mate  Jun 25, 2015 5:56:24pm
I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.

She knew better than to rule out mockery.

3 Joe Bacon  Jun 25, 2015 5:57:20pm

So when is she going on Maury to find out who the Baby Daddy is?

4 teleskiguy  Jun 25, 2015 5:58:25pm
5 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 5:59:20pm

Hypocritical f*cker

6 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 25, 2015 5:59:21pm

Someone explain to Dana the difference between “hate” and “mockery”

7 piratedan  Jun 25, 2015 5:59:41pm

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Get it now… she’s supposed to be a cautionary example… right? //////////

8 Charles Johnson  Jun 25, 2015 5:59:56pm

re: #4 teleskiguy

No options for her. There’s only one thing she can do.

9 Joe Bacon  Jun 25, 2015 6:00:57pm

So which one of these guys is the Father?

Ready to lay some bets down?
10 Drive By Commenter  Jun 25, 2015 6:01:41pm

Wow, let me show you how surprised I am. Wait here, I’ll get the box. BRB.

11 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 25, 2015 6:01:55pm

What this post requires is some examples of the lectures Bristol has been giving to others.

As I said downstairs, she’s no longer a teenager in a bad place because of her mom. She’s signed on to get paid by griping about culture wars stuff, mostly having to do with personal virtue in and around sexuality.

Also clarifying would be to point out how much money she makes selling those ideas.

Because let’s face it, this whole wingnut purity thing is built on grifting and hypocrisy.

12 Sionainn  Jun 25, 2015 6:01:55pm

She has the option of giving the baby up for adoption to a loving couple instead of being raised by a single mother…because we all know that kids need two parents in their lives.
/half

13 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 6:02:50pm

re: #9 Joe Bacon

So which one of these guys is the Father?

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See who can roll their tongue and who can’t. Science!!

14 Joe Bacon  Jun 25, 2015 6:03:39pm

Ah, two experts are discussing abstinence…

…

15 William Lewis  Jun 25, 2015 6:03:43pm

Bummer that we opened a new thread just as I made my latest guitar post downstairs. Good for a better laugh than the story.

Is it ok if i feel sorry of Bristol’s children and pray they escape from the family someday? And believe that Dakota Meyer dodged another bullet?

16 Drive By Commenter  Jun 25, 2015 6:06:33pm

But you see it’s ok to shame other people and make money doing it as long as you don’t go and do the same, uh,…..Never mind.

17 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 6:06:48pm

re: #14 Joe Bacon

Ah, two experts are discussing abstinence…

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That curdled my blood a bit

18 darthstar  Jun 25, 2015 6:06:55pm

She’s just being pregnant to draw attention away from Obamacare.

19 darthstar  Jun 25, 2015 6:07:38pm

re: #14 Joe Bacon

Ah, two experts are discussing abstinence…

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I find it easy to believe that “The Situation” is still a virgin.

20 blueraven  Jun 25, 2015 6:07:38pm

Seriously, if she wants a baby or 10 and no husband, I do not care. But she is a grown woman and she seems to not understand there are ways to avoid this condition.

smh

21 darthstar  Jun 25, 2015 6:08:18pm

re: #20 blueraven

Seriously, if she wants a baby or 10 and no husband, I do not care. But she is a grown woman and she seems to not understand there are ways to avoid this condition.

smh

It’s not a baby, it’s a “disappointment” according to her announcement.

22 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 6:09:12pm

Bristol should be forced to give this money back:

Bristol Palin Makes More Than $250K for Pregnancy Prevention Campaign

abcnews.go.com

23 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 6:09:41pm

re: #21 darthstar

It’s not a baby, it’s a “disappointment” according to her announcement.

“Disappointment Palin”. Well, that’s a better name than most of the clan got….

24 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 6:10:19pm

re: #18 darthstar

She’s just being pregnant to draw attention away from Obamacare.

Gay marriage made her get preggers out of wedlock, again, somehow.

25 Targetpractice  Jun 25, 2015 6:10:41pm

So that’s three Palin grandkids, and none of them will be from married households.

26 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:12:24pm

Is the Religious Right slutshamming her yet? wait they’re not going to, Damn Hypocrites.

27 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:12:47pm

“Sex for me, but not for thee” is the name of the game with the conservative right. I’ve mentioned this before, so many of the religious folk spend so much time and effort suppressing their natural desires, when they do finally cut loose, it’s like a sexual bomb going off. Sometimes it results in tragedy, other times in kids, other times in public-servant-gay-sex scandals.

Evening Lizardim.

28 Jenner7  Jun 25, 2015 6:12:48pm
29 Joe Bacon  Jun 25, 2015 6:12:51pm

Time for a Long-Distance Dedication!

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30 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 6:13:28pm

re: #23 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

“Disappointment Palin”. Well, that’s a better name than most of the clan got….

She should move here—we’ve got lots of names like that. Cape Flattery, Deception Pass, Cape Disappointment—Disappointment Palin could have been conceived at the park and named accordingly.

31 goddamnedfrank  Jun 25, 2015 6:13:47pm
32 lockjawcanbefun  Jun 25, 2015 6:14:35pm

Time to fire up the noun generator and see what name the latest Palin will have forced upon them.

randomlists.com

Ladies and gents, please welcome Shoes Pull Palin to the world in several months.

33 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:17:59pm

re: #32 lockjawcanbefun

Time to fire up the noun generator and see what name the latest Palin will have forced upon them.

randomlists.com

Ladies and gents, please welcome Shoes Pull Palin to the world in several months.

Bootstrap Palin.

34 darthstar  Jun 25, 2015 6:20:43pm
35 allegro  Jun 25, 2015 6:21:16pm

re: #33 Tigger2

Bootstrap Palin.

Fall. Then Bristol can introduce her children Tripp and Fall Palin.

36 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:21:48pm

re: #35 allegro

Fall. Then Bristol can introduce her children Tripp and Fall Palin.

No lectures and no sympathy. She said nothing about ruthless mockery.

37 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:22:10pm

re: #6 The Vicious Babushka

Someone explain to Dana the difference between “hate” and “mockery”

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I just tried to.

38 allegro  Jun 25, 2015 6:24:22pm

re: #36 thedopefishlives

No lectures and no sympathy. She said nothing about ruthless mockery.

yeah, I know I’m going to hell for that. Some things are, however, just too irresistable.

39 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:24:45pm

I’m curious, how does one become an expert on abstinence? You’re basically saying “I’m an expert on not doing something. If you listen to me, you can not do things yourself”. (and then fail miserably at the not-doing part).

Grifters Gotta Grift.

RBS

40 mr.fusion  Jun 25, 2015 6:24:54pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

No options for her. There’s only one thing she can do.

And lucky for her she’s in a financial position to be able to handle all this.

From Guttmacher Institute:

Women with family incomes below the federal poverty level ($18,530 for a family of three) account for more than 40% of all abortions.[32] They also have one of the country’s highest abortion rates (52 per 1,000 women). In contrast, higher-income women (with family incomes at or above 200% of the poverty line) have a rate of nine abortions per 1,000, which is about half the national rate.

[…]

Most women identify multiple reasons for having an abortion: Three-fourths cite concerns for or responsibility to other individuals, including children; three-fourths say they cannot afford a child; three-fourths say that having a baby would interfere with work, school or the ability to care for dependents; and half say they do not want to be a single parent or are having problems with their husband or partner

I would hope that this would cause reflection from the Palin clan and maybe a little empathy for those in a less fortunate situation than they are….but I doubt it

41 Great White Snark  Jun 25, 2015 6:25:26pm

Timeline.

Sanctity of marriage!

Take the money.

Pregnant? Oops I did it again…

42 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:25:55pm

re: #35 allegro

Fall. Then Bristol can introduce her children Tripp and Fall Palin.

There are not enough updings for the woman who just won the internets tonight.

RBS

43 darthstar  Jun 25, 2015 6:26:42pm

re: #35 allegro

Fall. Then Bristol can introduce her children Tripp and Fall Palin.

She can name them all Tripp. When she wants a specific kid she can call him/her by their last name.

44 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:27:25pm

re: #40 mr.fusion

And lucky for her she’s in a financial position to be able to handle all this.

From Guttmacher Institute:

[…]

I would hope that this situation would cause reflection from the Palin clan and maybe a little empathy for those in a less fortunate situation than they are….but I doubt it

Empathy is foreign to these people. They claim to empathize, but when it comes down to it, they can only “empathize” with people who are just like them.

45 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:28:08pm

re: #35 allegro

Fall. Then Bristol can introduce her children Tripp and Fall Palin.

hahaha

46 Franklin  Jun 25, 2015 6:29:04pm

re: #43 darthstar

She can name them all Tripp. When she wants a specific kid she can call him/her by their last name.

Oh no you didn’t.

47 austin_blue  Jun 25, 2015 6:30:42pm

re: #43 darthstar

She can name them all Tripp. When she wants a specific kid she can call him/her by their last name.

Badda bing!

48 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:30:58pm

re: #43 darthstar

She can name them all Tripp. When she wants a specific kid she can call him/her by their last name.

OH SNAP!

49 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 25, 2015 6:32:54pm

I wonder if the Fathers last name is Duggar…

50 Great White Snark  Jun 25, 2015 6:34:01pm

re: #49 Eclectic Cyborg

Nah she is a little old for him.

51 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:35:48pm

Bristol is Preggers, SCOTUS rules in favor of ACA and for broad interpretation of the Fair Housing Act. It’s going to be a busy night at the wingnut tavern as they drown their sorrow in cheap booze. If only the Supremes had issued a favorable ruling on SSM today as well, they would be jumping of the cliff like lemmings. (and yes, I know that they don’t really jump off cliffs in RL)

Now to make a super low-cal shake for myself and enjoy the show.

RBS

52 allegro  Jun 25, 2015 6:36:26pm

So we’re going to hell as a group, I see. I’ll go fix some mojitos.

53 Targetpractice  Jun 25, 2015 6:36:50pm

re: #51 RealityBasedSteve

Bristol is Preggers, SCOTUS rules in favor of ACA and for broad interpretation of the Fair Housing Act. It’s going to be a busy night at the wingnut tavern as they drown their sorrow in cheap booze. If only the Supremes had issued a favorable ruling on SSM today as well, they would be jumping of the cliff like lemmings. (and yes, I know that they don’t really jump off cliffs in RL)

Now to make a super low-cal shake for myself and enjoy the show.

RBS

No, the SSM ruling works better tomorrow, as it gives them the entire weekend to drink their sorrows away.

54 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:37:17pm

re: #52 allegro

So we’re going to hell as a group, I see. I’ll go fix some mojitos.

See if we can get a group rate for the riverboat ride.

RBS

55 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:40:21pm

re: #52 allegro

So we’re going to hell as a group, I see. I’ll go fix some mojitos.

We’re all going to hell, and I’m driving the bus. After all, I’m a traitor to the cause, a hypocrite and a backslidden “sinner”.

56 Targetpractice  Jun 25, 2015 6:40:39pm

This really has been a bad week for wingnuts. About the only “good” thing for them is that there’s been no serious talk about new gun control laws in the wake of Charleston.

57 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:43:05pm

re: #55 thedopefishlives

We’re all going to hell, and I’m driving the bus. After all, I’m a traitor to the cause, a hypocrite and a backslidden “sinner”.

Well at least in a bus we can run over the Clown car on the way and save the country. haha

58 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:43:33pm

re: #57 Tigger2

Well at least in a bus we can run over the Clown car on the way and save the country. haha

As the saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions…

59 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 6:43:44pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

This really has been a bad week for wingnuts. About the only “good” thing for them is that there’s been no serious talk about new gun control laws in the wake of Charleston.

It took the forty-year-soon-to-retire mayor of Charleston to even react at Huckabee’s bullshit.

60 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 6:44:42pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

This really has been a bad week for wingnuts. About the only “good” thing for them is that there’s been no serious talk about new gun control laws in the wake of Charleston.

They have less than a week before the next Freepathon starts, so they have that to look forward to.

//

61 austin_blue  Jun 25, 2015 6:46:06pm

re: #51 RealityBasedSteve

Bristol is Preggers, SCOTUS rules in favor of ACA and for broad interpretation of the Fair Housing Act. It’s going to be a busy night at the wingnut tavern as they drown their sorrow in cheap booze. If only the Supremes had issued a favorable ruling on SSM today as well, they would be jumping of the cliff like lemmings. (and yes, I know that they don’t really jump off cliffs in RL)

Now to make a super low-cal shake for myself and enjoy the show.

RBS

I believe SSM will come tomorrow. It’s Big Week for the Supremes, delayed by the Horror in Charleston.

62 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 25, 2015 6:49:21pm

Dumping the SSM ruling right before a weekend also gives the Rs a chance to run and hide while their freakopath base tears itself to bits this weekend.

However I don’t know if word leaks out on rulings early - like, when all of Washington already knows what the outcome will be, but it’s not public yet… I’m unclear on how the SC issues its decisions.

63 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 6:49:47pm

In other good news today, SB 277 passed. 46-30.

64 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 25, 2015 6:49:48pm

French Taxi drivers are “scuffling” because of Uber. Scuffling!

65 Tigger2  Jun 25, 2015 6:50:11pm

re: #61 austin_blue

I believe SSM will come tomorrow. It’s Big Week for the Supremes, delayed by the Horror in Charleston.

Hope it does come tomorrow and that they side with SSM. 1. because it’s the right thing to do, 2. Because I like watching the wingnuts world crumble around their heads. They are a party of hate and deserve all they get.

66 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 25, 2015 6:51:03pm

Look at the bright side.

She’s now twice as qualified to tell others about premarital sex.

67 allegro  Jun 25, 2015 6:52:06pm

re: #66 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank

Look at the bright side.

She’s now twice as qualified to tell others about premarital sex.

She’ll demand a pay raise to half a million..

68 Lancelot Link  Jun 25, 2015 6:53:16pm

“You had one job…”

69 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:53:55pm

re: #55 thedopefishlives

We’re all going to hell, and I’m driving the bus. After all, I’m a traitor to the cause, a hypocrite and a backslidden “sinner”.

We don’t need a bus… we just need you to get that Lincoln done, we can all ride in style.

RBS

70 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 6:56:04pm

71 William Lewis  Jun 25, 2015 6:56:10pm

re: #51 RealityBasedSteve

Bristol is Preggers, SCOTUS rules in favor of ACA and for broad interpretation of the Fair Housing Act. It’s going to be a busy night at the wingnut tavern as they drown their sorrow in cheap booze. If only the Supremes had issued a favorable ruling on SSM today as well, they would be jumping of the cliff like lemmings. (and yes, I know that they don’t really jump off cliffs in RL)

Now to make a super low-cal shake for myself and enjoy the show.

RBS

The FHA case may be more wide reaching than even the ACA. It’ll sneak under the radar between ACA & SSM though and help lots of people who the slumlords would rather not get helped.

72 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 6:56:21pm

re: #69 RealityBasedSteve

We don’t need a bus… we just need thedopefish to get that Lincoln done, we can all ride in style.

RBS

It’s as big as some buses. Also, we could totally drive it right now. It’s got some issues, but nothing that’s serious enough to keep it parked.

73 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 25, 2015 6:56:39pm

re: #67 allegro

She’ll demand a pay raise to half a million..

Depressingly close to what’s likely to happen. In a few weeks this will be re-formulated from a disappointment to triumph of her family values, complete with a pass-the-hat so that others can join in snubbing that nasssttyy liberals and their teasing. Then taking that momentum and parlaying it into appearance deals, paid interviews, books, etc.

It’s exactly the same model as lame “Hollywood” reality TV celebrity.

74 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 6:57:29pm

re: #68 Lancelot Link

“You had one job…”

75 austin_blue  Jun 25, 2015 6:58:06pm

re: #62 Pawn of the Oppressor

Dumping the SSM ruling right before a weekend also gives the Rs a chance to run and hide while their freakopath base tears itself to bits this weekend.

However I don’t know if word leaks out on rulings early - like, when all of Washington already knows what the outcome will be, but it’s not public yet… I’m unclear on how the SC issues its decisions.

They’ll have to send some poor fuck staked goat to Represent on the Faze the Nation shows on Sunday.

Who wants that little bit of hell? “Being a strict Constitutionalist, I’m here to present our position that ‘equal protection under the law’ is a malleable concept.”

Oh, and I noticed that many of the gaspers believe that Roberts is being blackmailed, opining that that is the only way he could have ruled with the majority, today. Naturally, Nino, Alito, and Clarence “Gatemouth” Thomas are heroes.

76 austin_blue  Jun 25, 2015 6:59:36pm

re: #72 thedopefishlives

It’s as big as some buses. Also, we could totally drive it right now. It’s got some issues, but nothing that’s serious enough to keep it parked.

Suicide doors?

77 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 7:03:10pm

re: #76 austin_blue

Suicide doors?

Afraid not.

78 austin_blue  Jun 25, 2015 7:05:33pm

re: #77 thedopefishlives

Afraid not.

Damn.

Still, sweet land yachts. Suspension as soft as taffy, 12 MPG, and you can get three in the front and sixty nine in the back.

Ah, my lost yoot…

79 sizzzzlerz  Jun 25, 2015 7:08:28pm

Thanks a lot, Obama!

80 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 7:10:36pm

If Bristol’s new baby comes out black, I might just plotz.

81 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 25, 2015 7:10:42pm

re: #64 GlutenFreeJesus

That’s indeed a French scuffle. They’re allowed eight per year from an approved list of subjects: Housing, Employment, Pensions, Racism, Scandal, and Under-25 Angst. It comes with the 35-hour work week and the health care.

French arguments involve heads coming off and barges of people being drowned in the Seine. They haven’t had one of those in a while.

One car, one fire… Pfff… Zees is nossing. *waves hand with cigarette*

82 Lidane  Jun 25, 2015 7:10:58pm

This week in a nutshell, with Yosemite Sam as the RWNJs and Bugs as POTUS:

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83 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 7:11:57pm
84 Bird in the Paw  Jun 25, 2015 7:12:53pm

re: #41 Great White Snark

Pregnant? Oops I did it again…

One one on the greatest living guitarists

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85 sizzzzlerz  Jun 25, 2015 7:14:28pm

Between mom losing her paycheck at Fox and the soon-to-be little disappointment, this has been a bad week for the Palin’s to give up drinking.

86 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 25, 2015 7:16:51pm

re: #81 Pawn of the Oppressor

Oh but if they were of another certain racial persuasion… SHARIA LAW!!!!!!!!

87 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 7:17:12pm

re: #83 Dr. Matt

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I was thinking someone should’ve told her to keep that Advil between her knees.

88 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 25, 2015 7:18:08pm

re: #75 austin_blue

Bahahahaa that’s an image. You know it’s going to be the single kid intern who was looking forward to playing Call of Duty in the office on Sunday.

*ring*
“Congressman Dickface’s office”
“Yes, Chad, we need you to appear on Face Down on The Nation tomorrow to issue a statement on the queers getting married.”
“ME? But -“

*flash forward to next day*
Sweaty white kid in a suit stammers on TV…

”- listen, I uh, I don’t know, the Congressman isn’t here and uhm, well I don’t really care about any of this but uh… *pulls out notecard* OUR MORAL FABRIC IS BEING DESTROYED BY OBAMA SOCIALISM AND THIS IS… Um… Oh I sweated all over the card. Listen can I go? I’m really scared and I keep getting death threats on my phone…”

89 b.d.  Jun 25, 2015 7:18:15pm

re: #85 sizzzzlerz

Between mom losing her paycheck at Fox and the soon-to-be little disappointment, this has been a bad week for the Palin’s to give up drinking.

Thank God they still got meth.

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90 BlueSpotinAL  Jun 25, 2015 7:19:32pm

re: #63 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

In other good news today, SB 277 passed. 46-30.

republicans 25 no, 2 yes.
democrats 44 yes, 5 no

The republicans continue to pander to ignorance. Too bad there is not a vaccine against that.

91 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 7:20:06pm

re: #87 thedopefishlives

I was thinking someone should’ve told her to keep that Advil between her knees.

Just imagine if one of the Obama girls had two children from two different fathers.

92 thedopefishlives  Jun 25, 2015 7:20:49pm

re: #91 Dr. Matt

Just imagine if one of the Obama girls had two children from two different fathers.

The right-wing meltdown would be of truly epic proportions. They would never let us hear the end of it.

93 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 7:21:30pm

re: #91 Dr. Matt

Just imagine if one of the Obama girls had two children from two different fathers.

Hell, all they have to do is listen to Beyoncé and they’re whores….

94 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 7:22:29pm

re: #93 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Hell, all they have to do is listen to Beyoncé and they’re whores….

or wear leggings.

RBS

95 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 25, 2015 7:23:01pm

And re: poor Bristol… Sorry everybody, it was me.*

*not really. If it wasn’t for “don’t have sex with the Crazy”, though, I wouldn’t turn her down. Hey baby… Ever done it with an atheist?

re: #92 thedopefishlives

The right-wing meltdown would be of truly epic proportions. They would never let us hear the end of it.

WELFARE QUEENS! RAMPANT NEGRO REPRODUCTION! WILD AFRICAN LIBIDOS! DERSURTCTION OF AMRUCHA!!11

96 Great White Snark  Jun 25, 2015 7:24:20pm

In a different vein we have other good news in California

California Passes Bill Banning Personal Exemptions for Vaccination

97 LastYearsMan  Jun 25, 2015 7:25:42pm
98 William Lewis  Jun 25, 2015 7:27:45pm

re: #84 Bird in the Paw

One one on the greatest living guitarists

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Video

His 1000 Years of Popular Music project, which this is on, is masterful and he shows, especially with the 16th century break, what an understanding of popular music he really has.

99 Kragar  Jun 25, 2015 7:28:20pm
100 William Lewis  Jun 25, 2015 7:29:49pm

Ah, even better than Brittney…

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101 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 7:30:17pm

Quite a coincidence that Bristol Palin’s unwed pregnancy announcement coincides with Fox’s announcement of firing her mother.

102 CuriousLurker  Jun 25, 2015 7:34:58pm

I had no idea SCOTUSblog could be so sassy. LOL

103 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Jun 25, 2015 7:37:07pm

re: #102 CuriousLurker

I had no idea SCOTUSblog could be so sassy. LOL

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The idiots who think it’s an official government site will be outraged.

104 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jun 25, 2015 7:37:33pm

re: #94 RealityBasedSteve

or wear leggings.

RBS

Does Bristol wear yoga pants? That coulda done it.
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105 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 7:38:14pm

re: #95 Pawn of the Oppressor

And re: poor Bristol… Sorry everybody, it was me.*

*not really. If it wasn’t for “don’t have sex with the Crazy”, though, I wouldn’t turn her down. Hey baby… Ever done it with an atheist?

The only problem with sex with an atheist is they keep screaming “Oh Me!! Oh ME!!!! OH MEEEEEE!!!!!”

RBS

106 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 7:41:01pm
re: #103 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The idiots who think it’s an official government site will be outraged.

Holy shit, the TL of @SCOTUSblog is freaking hilarious!

107 Lidane  Jun 25, 2015 7:42:41pm

Another campaign launch, another pissed off artist:

108 Interesting Times  Jun 25, 2015 7:43:14pm

re: #102 CuriousLurker

I had no idea SCOTUSblog could be so sassy. LOL

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See, that confused me - a twitter handle like @love2godown21 suggests a porno spambot. And yet, if you actually view that person’s profile, it’s (as the tweet suggests) an old, raving wingnut (in other words, much more brain-bleach-inducing than a pornbot could ever be *_*)

109 CuriousLurker  Jun 25, 2015 7:43:43pm

re: #103 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The idiots who think it’s an official government site will be outraged.

Indeed. I visit the blog all the time, which usually seems pretty sober, but had never followed them on Twitter. They’re definitely a bit less reserved there—they look like fun, so I’m following them now, heh:

And with that, I’m off to catch some Z’s.

110 EmmaAnne  Jun 25, 2015 7:43:47pm

re: #90 BlueSpotinAL

republicans 25 no, 2 yes.
democrats 44 yes, 5 no

The republicans continue to pander to ignorance. Too bad there is not a vaccine against that.

Best evidence yet that Republicans choose their positions to oppose whatever Dems are for.

111 WhatEVs  Jun 25, 2015 7:43:56pm

re: #102 CuriousLurker

I had no idea SCOTUSblog could be so sassy. LOL

[Embedded content]

And then some!

112 CuriousLurker  Jun 25, 2015 7:44:15pm

re: #106 Dr. Matt

Holy shit, the TL of @SCOTUSblog is freaking hilarious!

You too, huh? I was like, “SHIT, I had no idea!!”

113 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 25, 2015 7:44:54pm

re: #105 RealityBasedSteve

The only problem with sex with an atheist is they keep screaming “Oh Me!! Oh ME!!!! OH MEEEEEE!!!!!”

RBS

All I’m saying is, it better be absolutely great sex if you’re going to start screaming about the Spaghetti Monster mid-sex. Potential deal-breaker.

Also…NO COLANDERS IN BED.

114 WhatEVs  Jun 25, 2015 7:45:38pm

re: #109 CuriousLurker

Dang. Beat me to it. Night!

So I just finished working and see the SCOTUS ruled but no details here or in the Pages. Bummer!

115 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jun 25, 2015 7:46:37pm

re: #113 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank

All I’m saying is, it better be absolutely great sex if you’re going to start screaming about the Spaghetti Monster mid-sex. Potential deal-breaker.

Also…NO COLANDERS IN BED.

This makes me wonder how good Bristol is in bed. She apparently has had some practice — at least once before.

You got room on that bus for me?

116 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 7:47:45pm

re: #113 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank

All I’m saying is, it better be absolutely great sex if you’re going to start screaming about the Spaghetti Monster mid-sex. Potential deal-breaker.

Also…NO COLANDERS IN BED.

How about a compromise, no colanders until the third sex?

RBS

117 stpaulbear  Jun 25, 2015 7:48:39pm

Here’s another court decision that should piss the hell out of wingnuts:

JERSEY CITY — A New Jersey jury on Thursday found a non-profit group that provides gay-to-straight conversion therapy guilty of consumer fraud for promising clients they could overcome their sexual urges by undressing in front of other men, pummeling an effigy of their mothers, and re-enacting traumatic childhood experiences.

In the first case in the nation to put the controversial practice on trial, the jury concluded that Arthur Goldberg and Elaine Berk, the founders of Jews Offering New Alternatives for Healing in Jersey City and life coach Alan Downing to whom JONAH referred patients, “engaged in unconscionable commercial practices” and misrepresented their services.

Bwahahaha.

118 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 7:52:42pm

Just popped up on my FB timeline, had to share it….

119 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 7:52:42pm
120 allegro  Jun 25, 2015 7:54:12pm

re: #116 RealityBasedSteve

How about a compromise, no colanders until the third sex?

RBS

I wouldn’t worry so much about a colander. It’s the cheese grater that scares me.

121 BlueSpotinAL  Jun 25, 2015 7:58:21pm

Now that SCOTUScare has survived, I can reveal the first question asked in a death panel: did you vote for Emperor Obama?

122 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2015 7:59:42pm

re: #120 allegro

I wouldn’t worry so much about a colander. It’s the cheese grater that scares me.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

With that I bid you all au revoir. (I’m a French Model you know….) All my co-workers are off to Panama City Beach for a dive trip starting tomorrow, I get to run the shop. I’m thinking of taking a weekend and going to Chicago and dive some of the wrecks up there. Yes, I’m contrary at times.

RBS

123 Belafon  Jun 25, 2015 8:01:47pm

re: #68 Lancelot Link

“You had one job…”

I believe it’s to get pregnant, if I understand the purpose of Republican women.

124 psddluva4evah  Jun 25, 2015 8:02:02pm
125 WhatEVs  Jun 25, 2015 8:02:28pm

From my email today:

Here’s what Jeb Bush had to say about the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold the Affordable Care Act:

“This decision is not the end of the fight against Obamacare … We need a President who will repeal and replace Obamacare with a conservative solution.”

And Mike Huckabee:

“Today’s King v. Burwell decision … is an out-of-control act of judicial tyranny.”

And Marco Rubio:

“I remain committed to repealing this bad law.”

Almost every Republican running for president made an out-and-out promise to dismantle the Affordable Care Act if elected.

Bwahahaha!

126 Kragar  Jun 25, 2015 8:03:06pm
127 stpaulbear  Jun 25, 2015 8:03:28pm

Here’s Bristol’s theme song to her soldier almost-betrothed.

‘Benny’s from heaven’

128 WhatEVs  Jun 25, 2015 8:03:38pm

re: #124 psddluva4evah

New X-Files? Really! Awesome!!

129 psddluva4evah  Jun 25, 2015 8:04:02pm

When Misty Copeland made her New York debut in the double role of Odette/Odile in “Swan Lake,” the most epic role in world ballet, two aspects of the performance on Wednesday afternoon proved marvelous. One: that it all happened successfully. Two: the curtain calls.

Let everyone know henceforth that an African-American ballerina has danced this exalted role with American Ballet Theater at the prestigious Metropolitan Opera House. Let everyone know that other African-American dancers, Raven Wilkinson (who danced with the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo in 1955-61) and Lauren Anderson (who, with the Houston Ballet, was the first African-American ballerina to became a principal of an American ballet company), brought her bouquets onstage. And let everyone know that her fellow dancers shared her applause with pride.

130 BeachDem  Jun 25, 2015 8:04:16pm

re: #59 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

It took the forty-year-soon-to-retire mayor of Charleston to even react at Huckabee’s bullshit.

You have to love Joe Riley (I DEMAND IT!) He is going to be sorely missed in Charleston. A great guy and a true force of nature.

131 #FergusonFireside  Jun 25, 2015 8:05:27pm

re: #18 darthstar

She’s just being pregnant to draw attention away from Obamacare.

Wayyyy behind but lol.

132 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2015 8:05:39pm
133 psddluva4evah  Jun 25, 2015 8:06:00pm

re: #128 WhatEVs

Yes a 6 episode reboot I believe. with the original cast and Chris Carter!

Link to the article:

134 Amory Blaine  Jun 25, 2015 8:09:43pm

Her children will never want. Unlike other mothers that work for poverty wages.

135 #FergusonFireside  Jun 25, 2015 8:13:06pm

re: #52 allegro

So we’re going to hell as a group, I see. I’ll go fix some mojitos.

Must repeat. I’m behind in the comments & I just know.

136 sagehen  Jun 25, 2015 8:18:20pm

re: #113 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank

All I’m saying is, it better be absolutely great sex if you’re going to start screaming about the Spaghetti Monster mid-sex. Potential deal-breaker.

Also…NO COLANDERS IN BED.

But full pirate regalia is okay, right?

137 Dark_Falcon  Jun 25, 2015 8:32:24pm

re: #15 William Lewis

Bummer that we opened a new thread just as I made my latest guitar post downstairs. Good for a better laugh than the story.

Is it OK if i feel sorry of Bristol’s children and pray they escape from the family someday? And believe that Dakota Meyer dodged another bullet?

Yeah, its fine. Meyer got real lucky to avoid getting attached to the Palins. A man with his amount of courage deserves better than them.

138 MomSense  Jun 25, 2015 8:38:02pm

re: #102 CuriousLurker

I know. They are so funny tonight.

139 piratedan  Jun 25, 2015 8:59:12pm

re: #136 sagehen

depends on what I have in stock…

140 dell*nix  Jun 25, 2015 10:28:08pm

re: #84 Bird in the Paw

With Max Raabe. …

141 Bird in the Paw  Jun 26, 2015 5:01:28am

re: #98 William Lewis

His 1000 Years of Popular Music project, which this is on, is masterful and he shows, especially with the 16th century break, what an understanding of popular music he really has.

I saw him on that tour at the Birchmere in Virginia, about three table away from the stage. Decent beer selection there, too.

142 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jun 26, 2015 7:06:41am

re: #137 Dark_Falcon

Yeah, its fine. Meyer got real lucky to avoid getting attached to the Palins. A man with his amount of courage deserves better than them.

Sadly, if it’s his kid, he’s still attached :(

143 Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 26, 2015 3:01:32pm

She’s the Whore of Babylon made flesh. She shoild br driven from all social media for her blatant holier-than-thou bullshit, payback the money the stole under false pretenses and now we should go aftee the Grandmother Whore of Babylon if she has ANY contractural hooks into this drivel.

#TheTideIsTurning

144 Rocky-in-Connecticut  Jun 29, 2015 6:02:10am

If I were a religious fanatic Jesus-Fearin’ Bible thumper I would suggest that one Bristol Palin has a very difficult time keeping her knees together.

But I am not a Jesus-fearin’ Bible thumper. What I would say is that she displays evidence of a normal, healthy sex drive and the need to act on it. She evidently feels compelled to enjoy sex the same way a high percentage of other young adults enjoy sexual activity, but chooses to not partake in responsible birth preventative measures. Since she comes from a family structure based on moderate monetary wealth, she doesn’t have to worry about the dire poverty and health risk factors other unwed mothers must face in the choice to deliver a fetus to maturity or not.

She also publicly displays a massive amount of hubris, entitlement, and hypocritical narcissism so like her mother, it is scary. For Bristol, sex for me. None for you.


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