1 Charles Johnson  Jun 26, 2015 11:16:04am

The audio seems to be muted right now - I assume it will be turned on when Obama begins his speech.

2 Dr. Matt  Jun 26, 2015 11:18:23am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

The audio seems to be muted right now - I assume it will be turned on when Obama begins his speech.

Working loud and clear for me.

3 allegro  Jun 26, 2015 11:19:12am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

The audio seems to be muted right now - I assume it will be turned on when Obama begins his speech.

I’m getting some rousing gospel wonderfulness.

4 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 11:20:00am

BLACK PRESIDENT

yaaaa!

5 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 11:20:09am

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but Texas is derping again:

Abbott says state employees may withhold benefits from same sex couples

[…]

In a letter released Thursday afternoon, Abbott ordered heads of state agencies to prioritize religious freedom, writing that no adverse action should be taken against a state official “on account of the person’s act or refusal to act that is substantially motivated by sincere religious belief.”

“This order applies to any agency decision, including but not limited to granting or denying benefits, managing agency employees, entering or enforcing agency contracts, licensing and permitting decisions, or enforcing state laws and regulations,” Abbott wrote.

[…]

“In the wake of the Supreme Court’s decision, the law’s promise of religious liberty will be tested by some who seek to silence and marginalize those whose conscience will not allow them to participate in or endorse marriages that are incompatible with their religious beliefs,” Abbott wrote. “As government officials, we have a constitutional duty to preserve, protect, and defend the religious liberty of every Texan.”

Seriously twisted, Abott is.

6 Dr. Matt  Jun 26, 2015 11:20:53am
7 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 11:21:58am

Watching the service on MSNBC. It brings back memories of the African American churches in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Being a Catholic kid and having the very rote Sunday mass, I was always amazed at the music and the singing in those churches as compared to mine.

8 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:11am

re: #5 freetoken

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but Texas is derping again:

Abbott says state employees may withhold benefits from same sex couples

Seriously twisted, Abott is.

Abbott is such a pathetic man.

9 allegro  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:32am

re: #5 freetoken

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but Texas is derping again:

Abbott says state employees may withhold benefits from same sex couples

Seriously twisted, Abott is.

From what I’ve been seeing he is being completely ignored. LOL

10 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:35am

re: #5 freetoken

“As government officials, we have a constitutional duty to preserve, protect, and defend the religious liberty of every Texan.”

Unless you’re gay or Mexican!

Re: OP… I don’t think I can bear to watch… Full range of emotion today.

11 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:43am

I think the SSM decision short circuited his brain,

12 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:56am

re: #8 HappyWarrior

Who?

/

13 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 11:22:59am

re: #5 freetoken

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but Texas is derping again:

Abbott says state employees may withhold benefits from same sex couples

Seriously twisted, Abott is.

An administrator can deny benefits (that don’t belong to said administrator) to people based on sincerely held religious beliefs? What in the ever living fuck?

14 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 11:24:34am

re: #11 Ace-o-aces

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I think the SSM decision short circuited his brain,

Can’t be done. He cannot make less sense.

15 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 11:25:03am

re: #13 Mike Lamb

An administrator can deny benefits (that don’t belong to said administrator) to people based on sincerely held religious beliefs? What in the ever living fuck?

And in about three years, the SCOTUS will find it unconstitutional.

Then the wingnuts will cry and whine some more.

16 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:25:20am

re: #11 Ace-o-aces

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I think the SSM decision short circuited his brain,

So stupid.

17 The War TARDIS  Jun 26, 2015 11:27:00am

OT, but today has been very bad out side the US, with 4 DAESH sponsored attacks.

A beheading in France (1 killed), a mass shooting in Tunisia (37+ dead), a suicide bombing at a Kuwaiti Shia Mosque (24 dead) , and a massive Massacre in Kobani (146 dead).

In addition, al-Shabaab, attacked and seized and African Union base, killing 70.

More disturbing is the report that the vehicles involved with Kobani are alleged by the Kurds to have come from Turkey.

ISIS explicitly told people to attack during Ramadan.

18 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 11:29:23am

The stall-tactic:

Attorney general to clerks: No need to marry gays just yet

Louisiana’s attorney general says it is not necessary for court officials to immediately begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples even though the U.S. Supreme Court upheld gay marriage nationwide Friday.

[…]

The Louisiana Clerks Association is advising clerks of court to wait for a 25-day period for the high court to consider a rehearing to elapse before issuing licenses.

“Not necessary” is pretty lukewarm. I suspect various parish clerks will do whatever they want to up to the 25 days.

19 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jun 26, 2015 11:31:46am

This is the sound of Huckabee’s head exploding.

The amount of hate about to be released (and being released) by so-called candidates for president this election cycle is going to be unreal.

20 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 11:32:30am

re: #17 The War TARDIS

OT, but today has been very bad out side the US, with 4 DAESH sponsored attacks.

A beheading in France (1 killed), a mass shooting in Tunisia (37+ dead), a suicide bombing at a Kuwaiti Shia Mosque (24 dead) , and a massive Massacre in Kobani (146 dead).

In addition, al-Shabaab, attacked and seized and African Union base, killing 70.

More disturbing is the report that the vehicles involved with Kobani are alleged by the Kurds to have come from Turkey.

ISIS explicitly told people to attack during Ramadan.

Did Da’esh claim responsibility for the Tunisia massacre? I haven’t heard yet.

Yeah, to me it’s pretty damned obvious that Da’esh is the latest of the Khawarij. They’re pretty much identical, ideologically speaking. And Turkey’s actions are growing increasingly intolerable. What they’re doing - though they won’t admit it - is supporting ISIS against the PYD, which they view as nothing more than the Syrian branch of the PKK, with whom they’ve had a protracted four-decade long conflict.

Someone’s gonna have the tell the Turkish government it’s time to declare their allegiance - either to NATO or to ISIS. Put ‘em on the spot, I say.

21 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 11:33:08am

re: #11 Ace-o-aces

Funnily enough, in RW memes the gay population is all male. Freudian much?

22 Eventual Carrion  Jun 26, 2015 11:33:52am

re: #5 freetoken

Sorry to go off topic so soon, but Texas is derping again:

Abbott says state employees may withhold benefits from same sex couples

Seriously twisted, Abott is.

Man, I wish I was a state official in Texas. My religion demands that if someone makes a mistake they are to be beaten about the head and shoulders with a freshly plucked chicken doused in kerosene.

23 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 26, 2015 11:35:39am

That Fox debate is going to be epic now. I expect many wild soundbites to come out of it.

24 The War TARDIS  Jun 26, 2015 11:36:15am

re: #20 Dr Lizardo

Better idea.

Break up Turkey, or force Erdoᇺn out.

The West Coat of Turkey is anti Erdoᇺn. And the Kurds have wanted to leave since the beginning. Help them leave Turkey.

The other option would be for the US to do an info dump, detailing everything Erdoᇺn has done corrupt or evil. Cause a Turkish Spring.

25 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 26, 2015 11:36:36am

re: #21 De Kolta Chair

You’re right. They never mention lesbians much.

Hmmm…

26 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 11:36:45am

I’m done with the Twitter Derpsplosion collection. Fuck those guys.

27 The War TARDIS  Jun 26, 2015 11:37:15am

re: #24 The War TARDIS

Charles, the site doesn’t like the accented a.

28 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 11:37:21am

re: #24 The War TARDIS

Better idea.

Break up Turkey, or force Erdoᇺn out.

The West Coat of Turkey is anti Erdoᇺn. And the Kurds have wanted to leave since the beginning. Help them leave Turkey.

The other option would be for the US to do an info dump, detailing everything Erdoᇺn has done corrupt or evil. Cause a Turkish Spring.

That is a really bad idea.

29 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 11:37:47am

re: #22 Eventual Carrion

As one of the commenters on that story (now corrected to say “Friday” instead of “Thursday”) wrote:

akmotas Rank 3657
So now the Catholic clerks will no longer issue marriage licenses to people who have been divorced in the past?
Agencies are now free to fire people who have sex outside of marriage?
Muslim school cafeteria workers are now granted the freedom to refuse to serve pork without fear of being fired?
Can open…..worms everywhere

30 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 26, 2015 11:37:47am

re: #26 The Vicious Babushka

I’m done with the Twitter Derpsplosion collection. Fuck those guys.

I’m sure it hasn’t reached peak level yet either.

31 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:38:05am

re: #25 Eclectic Cyborg

You’re right. They never mention lesbians much.

Hmmm…

That’s different//

32 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 11:39:04am

re: #24 The War TARDIS

Better idea.

Break up Turkey, or force Erdoᇺn out.

The West Coat of Turkey is anti Erdoᇺn. And the Kurds have wanted to leave since the beginning. Help them leave Turkey.

The other option would be for the US to do an info dump, detailing everything Erdoᇺn has done corrupt or evil. Cause a Turkish Spring.

Breaking up Turkey would be a seriously bad idea - it’s the only democracy in the region outside of Israel. Better to force Erdogan out, or at least sideline him.

If I were POTUS, I’d put some damned intense pressure on him. I’d tell him either you sincerely and meaningfully join the fight against Da’esh, or I’ll see to it that you’re on the State Department’s list of State Sponsors of International Terrorism.

That’s a list no nation wants to be on. Time to turn the screws, I say.

33 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 26, 2015 11:39:15am

re: #24 The War TARDIS

Better yet. Let Turkey deal with Turkey.

34 Kid A  Jun 26, 2015 11:39:21am
35 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:40:36am

re: #29 freetoken

As one of the commenters on that story (now corrected to say “Friday” instead of “Thursday”) wrote:

That in a nutshell is one of the problems with “I should be able to do whatever because of my religious beliefs.” Your capacity as a professional clerk that happens to be Catholic or whatever kind Christian shouldn’t allow you to deny people a secular service. Just like being a Jewish waiter, you would be wrong to deny me pork if i ordered it or if you were a Muslim bartender, denying me my whiskey, etc/

36 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:42:31am

re: #33 GlutenFreeJesus

Better yet. Let Turkey deal with Turkey.

Agree. We’d be bound to piss off one side big time. Let them make their own decisions regarding their sovereignty.

37 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 11:43:41am
38 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 11:44:02am
39 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:44:23am

re: #37 Ace-o-aces

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Crosby!

40 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 11:44:39am
41 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 11:44:55am

re: #37 Ace-o-aces

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“Most Famous Hippie Alive”

Who is that?

42 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 11:45:38am

re: #41 The Vicious Babushka

“Most Famous Hippie Alive”

Who is that?

Seriously?

43 S'latch  Jun 26, 2015 11:45:43am

Scalia’s dissent is outrageous. He’s basically attacking his own institution, the Supreme Court, like he’s calling for some rebellion against it.

44 Eventual Carrion  Jun 26, 2015 11:45:43am

re: #41 The Vicious Babushka

“Most Famous Hippie Alive”

Who is that?

David Crosby from Crosby, Stills and Nash.

45 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 26, 2015 11:46:11am

re: #43 S’latch

He’s free to quit, then! :)

46 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 11:46:20am

re: #44 Eventual Carrion

David Crosby from Crosby, Stills and Nash.

Oh.

47 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 11:46:37am

re: #44 Eventual Carrion

David Crosby from Crosby, Stills and Nash.

CSN and sometimes Y

48 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 11:46:40am

re: #45 GlutenFreeJesus

He’s free to quit, then! :)

I quite agree; Fat Tony should resign in protest.

49 jaunte  Jun 26, 2015 11:46:44am

re: #44 Eventual Carrion

And Young!

50 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 11:47:50am

re: #43 S’latch

Scalia’s dissent is outrageous. He’s basically attacking his own institution, the Supreme Court, like he’s calling for some rebellion against it.

It’s the modern conservative way: if you don’t get your way, just burn it all down.

51 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 11:49:16am

re: #50 TedStriker

It’s the modern conservative way: if you don’t get your way, just burn it all down.

52 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 26, 2015 11:50:27am

Crisis mode:

“Impromptu prayer meeting” set up by Lubbock County Republican Party, tonight at Southcrest Baptist Church

The Lubbock County Republican Party has scheduled an “impromptu prayer meeting” tonight at 6:30 p.m., that will be led by Senator Charles Perry and other believers, according to a post on their Facebook page.

The meeting will be at Southcrest Baptist Church located at South Loop 289 and Memphis, the post said, and urged people to “remain faithful.”

Underneath they posted this week has been tough for America.

“The only true government stems from God and his plan for us if we choose the right route individually,” the post says. “We are commanded to remain faithful.”

53 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:50:45am

re: #38 freetoken

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Hostility towards dissenters? Uh you guys have been calling gay marriage advocates demonic? So first off, fuck you, and as for religious liberties. Your liberties aren’t being denied at all by a gay couple having the rights as you. And chlidren’s rights? Why because a child can now be adopted more easily by a happy and normal gay couple rather than an abusive straight one? That’s the total opposite. Another conservative fail.

54 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:51:04am
55 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 11:51:54am

Wait for the secondary Derpsplosion when wingnuts see The Whitehouse Twitter avi

56 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 11:52:11am

re: #51 Targetpractice

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Yeah, pretty much, though I think Ledger’s Joker had more scruples and principles than does Scalia and Roberts.

57 jaunte  Jun 26, 2015 11:52:23am

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel

Just whipping up a religious mob, nothing to see here.

58 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 11:53:13am

re: #29 freetoken

So now the Catholic clerks will no longer issue marriage licenses to people who have been divorced in the past?

No no no, don’t be silly.

He just means the gay.

/////

59 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 11:53:37am

re: #38 freetoken

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Children’s rights? Better an orphan than two dads? Better for girls to have an abortion than risk gay parents?

60 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 11:54:12am

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel

Crisis mode:

“Impromptu prayer meeting” set up by Lubbock County Republican Party, tonight at Southcrest Baptist Church

OK, but maybe they should have done this earlier.

Or maybe G-d was already listening to prayers and just gave his decision.

61 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:55:57am

re: #59 Mike Lamb

Children’s rights? Better an orphan than two dads? Better for girls to have an abortion than risk gay parents?

They hate gay people that much.

62 makeitstop  Jun 26, 2015 11:56:46am

These drama queens….This guy…

Glenn Beck Warns That 10,000 Pastors Are Willing To Die Opposing Marriage Equality

The Islanders aren’t playing at the Nassau Coliseum any more. Just sayin’

63 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:57:37am

A funny thing happened though when we had dinner with my cousin, her husband, and kids this week. My cousin’s cousin came up (not mine since it’s her cousin via her mom’s side) and my Dad trying to use a euphrenisum for lesbian said “Melissa Etheridge fan” and my cousin and her husband were like “Oh, don’t worry, they know she(the cousin) is gay and they love her no matter what.” My fourteen year old brother who is a little older than the kids is also a supporter of LGBT people. The kids get it. The wingnut adults do not by and large.

64 piratedan  Jun 26, 2015 11:57:40am

re: #62 makeitstop

and I’m willing to let them…. guess that makes me a bad person….

65 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 11:58:11am

re: #62 makeitstop

Glenn Beck and David Barton.
Image via The Blaze.

Insert that picture of Jonas from Spider Man laughing…..

66 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 11:58:23am

re: #62 makeitstop

These drama queens….This guy…

Glenn Beck Warns That 10,000 Pastors Are Willing To Die Opposing Marriage Equality

The Islanders aren’t playing at the Nassau Coliseum any more. Just sayin’

If they’re willing to die Glenn, they’re stupid. And Glenn stop calling yourself a supporter of small government immediately please. You insult everyone by lying to yourself about the fact that you’re a big government conservative.

67 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 12:00:07pm

re: #62 makeitstop

These drama queens….This guy…

Glenn Beck Warns That 10,000 Pastors Are Willing To Die Opposing Marriage Equality

The Islanders aren’t playing at the Nassau Coliseum any more. Just sayin’

I dunno… If those 10000 pastors go the ”Jonestown punch” route (and don’t hurt anyone else in the process), will anything of value be lost?

///

68 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:01:52pm

re: #62 makeitstop

Martyrdom and sacrificing yourself for your religion? Where have we heard that before? Doesn’t that sound an awful lot like radical jihadists, the same people who right-wing alarmists want us to declare war on, even though they share a lot in common?

No, completely different because shutup.

/

69 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:02:01pm

If you are willing to kill yourself over other people having the equality. I would ask sincerely that you seek help. I repeat you are saying you will kill yourself over other people having equality. Not over war, poverty, injustice but the fact that gays can marry the same as you and I. Really conservative pastors? You want ot know why young people in this country are running away from religion. Just look in the mirror guys.

70 Higgs Boson's Mate  Jun 26, 2015 12:02:39pm

re: #67 TedStriker

I dunno… If those 10000 pastors go the “Jonestown punch” route (and don’t hurt anyone else in the process), will anything of value be lost?

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Yep. My first thought was, “Go for it!”

71 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 26, 2015 12:02:49pm

re: #62 makeitstop

To all those fuckers out there wanting to start a war or secede or whatever, over this, I say: DO IT. DO IT, YOU SISSIES! COME ON! Put your butts where your big fat mouths are, step up, and exercise all that FREEDUMB to fight back! Come on, what are you waiting for? Kenyan black traitor Socialist in the White House! Queers gettin’ married! Isn’t it the Apocalypse ALREADY?? Go ahead and start ANOTHER freaking war so you can lose AGAIN (editor’s note: And this time, we’ll be sure to finish Reconstruction).

PLEASE. Please, embarrass the country again, the first war was over freaking slavery, let’s go ahead and have another one over freaking gay marriage. Please. Please, because we’re not laughed at enough.

Get off twitter, log off of BreitStormFrontRepublic, and man up and make good on your Patriotic Chrischun word. Go ahead.

We’re waiting.

(Don’t tread on what now? Oh, I’m sorry, you’re just an angry miserable old **** who nobody listens to? Oh, too bad.)

72 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:03:11pm

If it’s somehow possible to set the wingnuts off even more, this eulogy will do it.

Very moving stuff.

73 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 26, 2015 12:04:24pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel

Crisis mode:

“Impromptu prayer meeting” set up by Lubbock County Republican Party, tonight at Southcrest Baptist Church

Well, waddya know, Huffington Post ran this article about this very same Southcrest Baptist Church back in 2013:
Why I Didn’t Go Back to My Mother’s Baptist Church on Sunday

Because she was out of town last weekend, for starters.

But the foremost reason I didn’t go back to her Baptist church here in Lubbock, Texas this past Sunday was because my tolerance was plum wore out, to use a local expression, and tolerance is something I try to keep in full reserve every day of my life.

The weekend before, in a sermon titled “Spiritual Exercise!” for the 9:15 a.m. worship service on Dec. 8, her pastor interpreted tolerance, a concept that my peers and I hold in sacred reverence, as a smokescreen for evil.

74 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 12:04:28pm

re: #71 Pawn of the Oppressor

To all those fuckers out there wanting to start a war or secede or whatever, over this, I say: DO IT. DO IT, YOU SISSIES! COME ON! Put your butts where your big fat mouths are, step up, and exercise all that FREEDUMB to fight back! Come on, what are you waiting for? Kenyan black traitor Socialist in the White House! Queers gettin’ married! Isn’t it the Apocalypse ALREADY?? Go ahead and start ANOTHER freaking war so you can lose AGAIN (editor’s note: And this time, we’ll be sure to finish Reconstruction).

PLEASE. Please, embarrass the country again, the first war was over freaking slavery, let’s go ahead and have another one over freaking gay marriage. Please. Please, because we’re not laughed at enough.

Get off twitter, log off of BreitStormFrontRepublic, and man up and make good on your Patriotic Chrischun word. Go ahead.

We’re waiting.

(Don’t tread on what now? Oh, I’m sorry, you’re just an angry miserable old **** who nobody listens to? Oh, too bad.)

*mic drop*

75 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:06:09pm

*sob*

76 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 26, 2015 12:06:41pm

I’m actually really disappointed. It’s been HOURS since Teh Geys have been recognized as people - an unbelievable affront to GAWD - and there’s not one single Posse of Patri-turds formed. Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

77 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:08:51pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel

These sound like very nice people. Their newsletter must be jammin’.

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78 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 12:09:53pm

Hmm… I wonder if Brown-coat is now going to go through on his threat?

KANSAS COURT RULES AGAINST PARTS OF STATE SCHOOL FUNDING LAW

A district court panel in Kansas declared Friday that key parts of a new state law for funding public schools violate the state constitution.

The three-judge panel in Shawnee County District Court ruled that the law fails to distribute more than $4 billion a year so that all children receive a suitable education. The state is expected to appeal the ruling to the Kansas Supreme Court.

[…]

79 Sionainn  Jun 26, 2015 12:11:22pm

Oh, no. Obama mentioned the Confederate flag.

80 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 12:11:55pm

For your consideration:

81 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:11:59pm

re: #79 Sionainn

Oh, no. Obama mentioned the Confederate flag.

Good. They need to he from the President of the United States what their rag is.

82 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 12:12:15pm

re: #71 Pawn of the Oppressor

It would be awesome if Obama had a presser where he read some dolt’s email, tweet, blogpost, whatever that talks about seceding/revolution, and concluded with: “I wish a motherfucker would…”

83 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:12:42pm

re: #79 Sionainn

Oh, no. Obama mentioned the Confederate flag.

Obama hates America and American flag and is spiking the football!!!11

84 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:12:52pm

re: #80 Kragar

For your consideration:

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85 Sionainn  Jun 26, 2015 12:13:15pm

Obama just said the cause of slavery was wrong. Wingnut heads exploding everywhere.

86 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:13:16pm

If all church services were like this, I’d be inclined to go.

This is incredibly moving, inspiring stuff. Wow.

87 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:14:01pm

BOOM

88 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 12:14:25pm

re: #85 Sionainn

Obama just said the cause of slavery was wrong. Wingnut heads exploding everywhere.

Before end of day, the wingnuts will be declaring that he “politicized” this funeral.

89 Charles Johnson  Jun 26, 2015 12:14:27pm
90 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:14:55pm

Holy shit. He went there and talked about taking down the Confederate flag. This is amazing.

91 wrenchwench  Jun 26, 2015 12:16:16pm

“By taking down that flag, we express God’s grace.”

That’s gonna leave some marks.

92 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:16:16pm

Wow, just wow.

93 OhNoZombies!  Jun 26, 2015 12:16:23pm

re: #82 Mike Lamb

It would be awesome if Obama had a presser where he read some dolt’s email, tweet, blogpost, whatever that talks about seceding/revolution, and concluded with: “I wish a motherfucker would…”

I’m sure he’s at least thinking it.

94 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 26, 2015 12:16:33pm

re: #82 Mike Lamb

It would be awesome if Obama had a presser where he read some dolt’s email, tweet, blogpost, whatever that talks about seceding/revolution, and concluded with: “I wish a motherfucker would…”

Kind of like “Richard Dawkins reads his hate mail”? I’d love that.

*classical music intro, camera moves in to Obama sitting by the fire in a big chair*

“Ahem. My fellow Americans. I’d like to share with you a few comments on today’s historic Supreme Court ruling. These comments are all from ordinary, American citizens, from the internet, blog comments, Youtube, and Twitter. I’d like to thank Sasha and Malia for helping me out with Twitter, haha…

*pause*

This first one is from KillDarkie88-Patriot at Breitbart dot com…”

95 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 12:16:57pm

BREAKING — Top members of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s staff were arrested today as they attempted to close off one lane of the Long Bridge, which spans the Potomac River and connects Arlington, Virginia, to Washington, D.C.

Investigators are looking into a possible connection with this morning’s Supreme Court decision.

96 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:17:19pm

re: #92 Franklin

Wow, just wow.

97 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 12:17:38pm

Wingnut heads have to be exploding everywhere. President Obama is going to town - expect even more severe butthurt - if that’s humanly possible, given the events of the last week.

98 RinaX  Jun 26, 2015 12:18:00pm

Guns?!? Oh noes!

99 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 12:18:07pm

Now talking about gun violence. Where was this guy the last six years?

100 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:19:10pm

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

Kind of like “Richard Dawkins reads his hate mail”? I’d love that.

*classical music intro, camera moves in to Obama sitting by the fire in a big chair*

“Ahem. My fellow Americans. I’d like to share with you a few comments on today’s historic Supreme Court ruling. These comments are all from ordinary, American citizens, from the internet, blog comments, Youtube, and Twitter. I’d like to thank Sasha and Malia for helping me out with Twitter, haha…

*pause*

This first one is from KillDarkie88-Patriot at Breitbart dot com…”

Please tell me KillDarkie88 isn’t a real Breitbart uesrname.

101 Charles Johnson  Jun 26, 2015 12:19:38pm
102 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 12:20:03pm

re: #94 Pawn of the Oppressor

Kind of like “Richard Dawkins reads his hate mail”? I’d love that.

*classical music intro, camera moves in to Obama sitting by the fire in a big chair*

“Ahem. My fellow Americans. I’d like to share with you a few comments on today’s historic Supreme Court ruling. These comments are all from ordinary, American citizens, from the internet, blog comments, Youtube, and Twitter. I’d like to thank Sasha and Malia for helping me out with Twitter, haha…

*pause*

This first one is from KillDarkie88-Patriot at Breitbart dot com…”

IIRC He did have a presser where he read some Derptweets. The problem is that some insane wingnuts were very pleased by the recognition.

103 OhNoZombies!  Jun 26, 2015 12:20:29pm

Dammit…I said I wasn’t gonna watch the eulogy.
Now I have to.

104 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:20:40pm
105 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:21:17pm
106 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 12:22:22pm

This guy really is an ammosexual.

107 gwangung  Jun 26, 2015 12:22:27pm

re: #103 OhNoZombies!

Dammit…I said I wasn’t gonna watch the eulogy.
Now I have to.

I think I’d probably totally lose it, instead of just dabbing at the eyes…

108 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:22:31pm

re: #99 Targetpractice

Now talking about gun violence. Where was this guy the last six years?

What did guns have to do with the shooting deaths of nine people?

/

109 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 12:23:12pm
110 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:23:16pm

re: #106 Ace-o-aces

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This guy really is an ammosexual.

Waaah.

111 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:23:59pm

I really think Obama has had enough of right wing bullshit.

112 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:24:02pm

re: #109 Kragar

And their flag. I mean the Democrat party flag that the RWNJ love so much.

113 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 12:24:53pm

#tcot is moving from their SCOTUS Derpsplosion to POTUS Derpsplosion

114 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:09pm

NO WAY!!!!!!

115 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:11pm

Wow. This President.

116 OhNoZombies!  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:13pm

Awww shucks!

117 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:17pm

re: #113 The Vicious Babushka

#tcot is moving from their SCOTUS Derpsplosion to POTUS Derpsplosion

Let them eat derpcake.

118 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:31pm

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE….THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

#amazinggrace

119 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:34pm
120 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:39pm

re: #113 The Vicious Babushka

#tcot is moving from their SCOTUS Derpsplosion to POTUS Derpsplosion

They’ll pass out soon.

121 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:25:54pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

Hurr hurr!!11

122 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:26:19pm

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING. OMG.

This is why I love this President. This right here. Holy shit this is brilliant.

123 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 26, 2015 12:26:21pm

Nope. Not making another Twitter collection.

124 Charles Johnson  Jun 26, 2015 12:26:37pm

Incredible moment.

125 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 12:26:42pm

re: #113 The Vicious Babushka

They are well into the Derpularity.

126 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 12:27:11pm

Home from surgery. Everything went well. Sitting with my foot up watching Obama speak.

Rest in peace Rev. Pinckney.

127 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:27:17pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

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Why should he? Did he blame the Republican party for either of those three things ever? No he hasn’t. Tom, you’re just butthurt because you can’t bring yourself to admit that opposition to civil rights, the Klan, and Jim Crow have and always will be elements of the reactionary right wing and there never has been anything liberal or left wing about them. By the way, Reagan welcomed those bigots with welcoming arms into your party. Take up your anger with him and not President Obama if it actually really bothers you.

128 Patricia Kayden  Jun 26, 2015 12:27:21pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel

Funny how the shooting of 9 people didn’t prompt an emergency prayer meeting but a ruling in favor of marriage does. This has been a great week for America.

129 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:27:38pm
130 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:01pm
131 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:18pm

re: #106 Ace-o-aces

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If they love guns *that* much, I hope Numbnuts blows his dick clean off the next time they try to consummate that relationship.

132 allegro  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:22pm

Perfection. Only Obama could have done that. Amazing grace, indeed.

133 wrenchwench  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:50pm

From leading song to speaking with musical accompaniment. We may never have a president like this again.

134 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:50pm

I’ll say it again. I am glad this man is our president. He may not be perfect but he has been much more effective than anyone who ran for president against him.

135 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 12:28:53pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

136 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 12:29:14pm

President Obama…….just damn. That’s what I expect in a President of the United States of America.

And wingnuts - yeah, they’re still treasonous dogs. Fuck ‘em.

137 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 12:29:35pm
138 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:29:39pm
139 Kid A  Jun 26, 2015 12:30:12pm

I’m proud that you’re our President, President Obama.

140 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 12:30:38pm

re: #91 wrenchwench

“By taking down that flag, we express God’s grace.”

That’s gonna leave some marks.

Nowhere near the marks left on many an African American slave whipped by the men who that flag stood for.

These clowns are only taking down a flag. They will have to get over it.

141 Dr. Matt  Jun 26, 2015 12:31:17pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel

Crisis mode:

“Impromptu prayer meeting” set up by Lubbock County Republican Party, tonight at Southcrest Baptist Church

Hopefully they are not wearing blended clothing and there no menstruating women are in the area.

142 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:31:21pm
143 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:31:31pm

But SC’s rebel flag is still up, though, right? Their legislature still has to vote to take it down, I think.

144 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:32:22pm

re: #137 Ace-o-aces

Have his bigotry be part of the law but this is a damn good question.

145 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:32:44pm
146 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 12:33:29pm
147 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 12:34:31pm

“Lame duck,” my ass!

148 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 12:35:05pm
Alex Gregory
149 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 12:35:31pm

I held it together until he went over to hug Clem’s little girls and the older one seemed to grasp him so tight. Then, I lost it.

Certainly an unusual eulogy, but also an amazing testament to what he mentioned at the beginning of it—a good man. (not sure if I’m talking about Pinckney or Obama—ah, both.)

150 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:35:31pm

re: #146 Ace-o-aces

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it’s true. My grandparents’ marriages were both voided in Virginia after Loving. // Really Ben’s got some nerve to talk about oligarchy given that the system he defends day in and day out.

151 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 12:35:49pm

Getting back to Kansas, it’s not been a good 24 hours for Brownback.

First this:
Judge Blocks Kansas’ Ban on 2nd-Trimester Abortion Procedure

Then the SCOTUS:
Kansas Gov. Brownback decries U.S. Supreme Court gay marriage ruling

Then a few hours later:
Kansas court says school block grant bill is unconstitutional, both in terms of equity, adequacy

I expect Brownback to go full on throttle anti-court tirades.

152 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:36:03pm

re: #149 BeachDem

I held it together until he went over to hug Clem’s little girls and the older one seemed to grasp him so tight. Then, I lost it.

Certainly an unusual eulogy, but also an amazing testament to what he mentioned at the beginning of it—a good man. (not sure if I’m talking about Pinckney or Obama—ah, both.)

Both good men. You are fortune to have both in your state at the moment.

153 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:36:38pm

re: #151 freetoken

Getting back to Kansas, it’s not been a good 24 hours for Brownback.

First this:
Judge Blocks Kansas’ Ban on 2nd-Trimester Abortion Procedure

Then the SCOTUS:
Kansas Gov. Brownback decries U.S. Supreme Court gay marriage ruling

Then a few hours later:
Kansas court says school block grant bill is unconstitutional, both in terms of equity, adequacy

I expect Brownback to go full on throttle anti-court tirades.

Not a good day to be Brownback, but it’s enver a good day to be him since he knows he’s stuck in 2015 and not in 1815.

154 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 12:36:40pm

“Reverend President”

Man, the wingnuts are going to go even more nuclear than they already are.

155 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 12:37:15pm

Welp, my wife’s cousin just married her girlfriend….in Texas. Welcome to the 21st century America!

156 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:38:23pm

re: #155 Ace-o-aces

Welp, my wife’s cousin just married her girlfriend….in Texas. Welcome to the 21st century America!

Congratulations to her and her gf. Wonderful.

157 piratedan  Jun 26, 2015 12:38:29pm

re: #99 Targetpractice

he was overseeing the Preschool operation known as the US Congress, none of them would go down at nap time

158 Jack Burton  Jun 26, 2015 12:38:37pm

re: #142 Franklin

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I’m pretty sure that screaming “Jesus H Tapdancing Christ I see the Light!” at a eulogy for a murdered pastor is in bad taste. But I’m not religious so I could be wrong.

159 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 12:38:42pm

re: #155 Ace-o-aces

That’s so wonderful. Hooray!

160 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 12:38:51pm

re: #155 Ace-o-aces

Welp, my wife’s cousin just married her girlfriend….in Texas. Welcome to the 21st century America!

Congrats to the newlyweds. Masha’Allah.

161 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 12:39:44pm

re: #154 Lidane

“Reverend President”

Man, the wingnuts are going to go even more nuclear than they already are.

It’s like I said, I expect them to now start screaming that he “politicized” the funeral and was disrespectful to the memories of those lost by turning his eulogy into a stump speech.

If you think I’m wrong, two words: Paul Wellstone.

162 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:40:16pm

re: #161 Targetpractice

It’s like I said, I expect them to now start screaming that he “politicized” the funeral and was disrespectful to the memories of those lost by turning his eulogy into a stump speech.

If you think I’m wrong, two words: Paul Wellstone.

Oh I already know that’s coming already.

163 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:41:12pm

re: #162 HappyWarrior

Oh I already know that’s coming already.

They would have claimed that anyway. If they’re going to blame you for something, might as well do what you want anyway.

164 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:42:09pm

re: #157 piratedan

he was overseeing the Preschool operation known as the US Congress, none of them would go down at nap time

He really has been cursed with some of the worst Congresses ever. Boehner’s going to go down in history as one of the worst Speakers ever because he chose to be a Tea Party toddy rather than working with the President to get crap done.

165 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:42:23pm

re: #163 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They would have claimed that anyway. If they’re going to blame you for something, might as well do what you want anyway.

I think that’s been Obama’s motto since the midterms.

166 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 12:44:20pm
167 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 12:45:13pm

re: #163 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They would have claimed that anyway. If they’re going to blame you for something, might as well do what you want anyway.

If he’s going to be damned, might as well be damned for who he is.

168 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 12:45:32pm

re: #166 Kragar

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*chortles*

169 Kid A  Jun 26, 2015 12:45:55pm

It’s Pride weekend in Houston. Holy shit is THAT going to be one hell of a party!

170 Aunty Entity Dragon  Jun 26, 2015 12:48:40pm

Rod has had a full melt down today at TAC. End of democracy, persecution of Christians TIME TO GO GALT AND DO THAT BENEDICT OPTION THING AND BE SURE TO BUY MY BOOK.

Be sure to give him all the love and support he needs on twitter, since the ghey mafia is coming to put him in a FEMA death camp any moment now.

171 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 12:50:21pm

re: #161 Targetpractice

It’s like I said, I expect them to now start screaming that he “politicized” the funeral and was disrespectful to the memories of those lost by turning his eulogy into a stump speech.

If you think I’m wrong, two words: Paul Wellstone.

I’m sure that will be their cry, but fuck them sideways.

The pastors at the AME Prayer Vigil I went to the other night brought up the exact same things. And as was pointed out today, the black churches have always been about activism and seeking equality, so there was absolutely no disrespect in anything he said.

172 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 12:50:27pm

re: #120 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They’ll pass out soon.

It seems like he’s deliberately trying to short circuit their hive mind. Like Austin Powers and the Fembots.

173 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:50:32pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

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Rod has had a full melt down today at TAC. End of democracy, persecution of Christians TIME TO GO GALT AND DO THAT BENEDICT OTION THING AND BE SURE TO BUY MY BOOK.

Be sure to give him all the love and support he needs on twitter, since the ghey mafia is coming to put him in a FEMA death camp any moment now.

Rod, if you want to learn about hope, you’d can it with the melodramatic bullshit and realize taht gays being able to marry in all 50 states does not negatively impact your life in anyway. Well one way and I guess this would be your own undoing is your dickish behavior towards gays prevents you from being invented to a same sex wedding down the line but that’s okay, I’m sure they’d accommodate your bigoted ass even since gay people are a lot more loving than “Christians” like you are.

174 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 12:51:00pm

re: #169 Kid A

It’s Pride weekend in Houston. Holy shit is THAT going to be one hell of a party!

“After reviewing the constitutional underpinnings of this case, the court finds that it is discriminatory for states to deny the right to the most out-of-control, bonkers gay pride parade that anyone could possibly imagine,” Justice Anthony M. Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion, which outlined at length the elaborate floats, billowing rainbow flags, and phalanxes of outlandishly dressed participants, barely scratching the surface of how completely bananas things are about to get.

theonion.com

175 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 12:51:09pm

re: #169 Kid A

It’s Pride weekend in Houston. Holy shit is THAT going to be one hell of a party!

Let’s hope it isn’t turned into something bad what with the rulings today, the CSA battle flag issues and the love of guns and open carry in Texas.

Stay safe Houston. And stay calm.

176 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 12:51:35pm
177 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 12:51:42pm
178 gwangung  Jun 26, 2015 12:52:46pm

re: #161 Targetpractice

It’s like I said, I expect them to now start screaming that he “politicized” the funeral and was disrespectful to the memories of those lost by turning his eulogy into a stump speech..

A racist scum ball shot 9 people dead because they were black, quoting LEADING right wing ideology and they want to say the President is being racially divisive???? THINK AGAIN, JACKASSES.

179 Franklin  Jun 26, 2015 12:52:49pm
180 Jack Burton  Jun 26, 2015 12:53:13pm

re: #161 Targetpractice

It’s like I said, I expect them to now start screaming that he “politicized” the funeral and was disrespectful to the memories of those lost by turning his eulogy into a stump speech.

If you think I’m wrong, two words: Paul Wellstone.

Since the political issues Obama is speaking of were the reasons for the deaths they are eulogizing, this isn’t politicizing the event. Anyone who makes that claim is a partisan hack idiot, and since we all know that it’s coming it’s just further evidence of how ridiculous the GOP and their sycophants have become.

That being said, IIRC, the Wellstone funeral was turned into a big campaign rally for Democrat politicians at the time, starting with Rick Kahn’s speech veering off subject and it seemed to be in extremely bad taste. Had they been speaking on the need to reform private air travel safety regulations, make changes in the FAA, or something of that nature, it wouldn’t have been.

181 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:54:23pm

re: #178 gwangung

A racist scum ball shot 9 people dead because they were black, quoting LEADING right wing ideology and they want to say the President is being racially divisive???? THINK AGAIN, JACKASSES.

I wanted to punch Pat Boone the other day when I saw he was bitching to Obama for not “empathizing” with Dylann Roof’s world. Sorry Pat, no way in hell do I want my or any president to empathize with the views of a bigoted creep who can’t accept the fact that black people have the same rights as whites and that is butthurt since black men aren’t savagely attacked if they look at white women the wrong way.

182 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 12:56:44pm

re: #177 Kragar

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That should be good.

I liked DareDevil quite a bit, but did find it to be gratuitously violent—more consistently so than even Game of Thrones.

183 goddamnedfrank  Jun 26, 2015 12:57:34pm

LOL, creepy gay conservative lawyer and Chuck Johnson buddy Josh Smith has crawled back onto Twitter and is very, very angry about the Supreme Court deciding he’s a human person with a right to equality under the law. He’s very desperate to get on TV somewhere and shout about this.

184 wrenchwench  Jun 26, 2015 12:57:39pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

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Rod has had a full melt down today at TAC. End of democracy, persecution of Christians TIME TO GO GALT AND DO THAT BENEDICT OPTION THING AND BE SURE TO BUY MY BOOK.

Be sure to give him all the love and support he needs on twitter, since the ghey mafia is coming to put him in a FEMA death camp any moment now.

What I understand from his ‘Benedictine communities’ stuff is that somehow it is not enough for an individual to go off to pray in the woods. he wants to see communities started where they can force obedience to what he thinks is right. I hope he goes off into some woods by himself.

185 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:10pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

Rod has had a full melt down today at TAC. End of democracy, persecution of Christians TIME TO GO GALT AND DO THAT BENEDICT OPTION THING AND BE SURE TO BUY MY BOOK.

“Oh hell, forget about the Galt stuff just buy my damn book.”

186 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:10pm
187 Charles Johnson  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:29pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

This person is not well.

188 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:40pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

LOL, creepy gay conservative lawyer and Chuck Johnson buddy Josh Smith has crawled back onto Twitter and is very, very angry about the Supreme Court deciding he’s a human person with a right to equality under the law. He’s very desperate to get on TV somewhere and shout about this.

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Josh, people like you were complaining about the court shut down the “natural order of things” in 1967 too. Get the hell over it.

189 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:42pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

The religious right is in full apocalypse mode today.

Their cries of persecution are remarkable, and remind me of the racists who lament that they are the ones being discriminated against by those who won’t go along with enforcing their racism.

190 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:44pm

re: #184 wrenchwench

What I understand from his ‘Benedictine communities’ stuff is that somehow it is not enough for an individual to go off to pray in the woods. he wants to see communities started where they can force obedience to what he thinks is right. I hope he goes off into some woods by himself.

Whatever, Rod.

191 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 12:59:59pm

re: #181 HappyWarrior

I wanted to punch Pat Boone the other day when I saw he was bitching to Obama for not “empathizing” with Dylann Roof’s world. Sorry Pat, no way in hell do I want my or any president to empathize with the views of a bigoted creep who can’t accept the fact that black people have the same rights as whites and that is butthurt since black men aren’t savagely attacked if they look at white women the wrong way.

I’d like to punch Pat Boone every day, except I’d have to get too close to him to do it—ewwww.

192 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:00:46pm

re: #191 BeachDem

I’d like to punch Pat Boone every day, except I’d have to get too close to him to do it—ewwww.

Haha good point. Seriously though. I was thinking, he wants Obama, a black man at that to empathize with a white supremacist? The hell.

193 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:01:23pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

LOL, creepy gay conservative lawyer and Chuck Johnson buddy Josh Smith has crawled back onto Twitter and is very, very angry about the Supreme Court deciding he’s a human person with a right to equality under the law. He’s very desperate to get on TV somewhere and shout about this.

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Yes, because aside from cases like Brown v. Board and Loving v. Virginia, never has SCOTUS overridden public sentiment to ensure that all persons are equal under the law.

194 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 1:01:47pm

re: #187 Charles Johnson

This person is not well.

There is a lot of that ‘sickness’ going around this week.

And I am not feeling one bit sorry for the lot of ‘em.

195 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 1:02:08pm

re: #184 wrenchwench

What I understand from his ‘Benedictine communities’ stuff is that somehow it is not enough for an individual to go off to pray in the woods. he wants to see communities started where they can force obedience to what he thinks is right. I hope he goes off into some woods by himself.

Now where have I heard of something like that before? It seems to have slipped my mind at the moment. I mean, it sounds so damnably familiar.

Oh…..that’s right.

That’s where I’ve heard it before!

196 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:02:10pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

COME ON, CONSERVATIVES! GAY LAWYER HERE. ORIGINAL MEANING TEXTUALIST. HELP ME GET ON TV, RADIO, SOMETHING!
— Josh Smith

Who’s Josh’s audience here? Not the Lubbock Baptist Church, surely.

/

197 OhNoZombies!  Jun 26, 2015 1:02:49pm

re: #186 Jenner7

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Maybe, but not necessarily.
That’s how it goes at many if not most black churches.
Is Shaun being provocative for the sake of being provocative?

198 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 1:03:06pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

LOL, creepy gay conservative lawyer and Chuck Johnson buddy Josh Smith has crawled back onto Twitter and is very, very angry about the Supreme Court deciding he’s a human person with a right to equality under the law. He’s very desperate to get on TV somewhere and shout about this.

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OTOH, are we sure this isn’t another CCJ sockpupet?

199 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 1:03:27pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

LOL, creepy gay conservative lawyer and Chuck Johnson buddy Josh Smith has crawled back onto Twitter and is very, very angry about the Supreme Court deciding he’s a human person with a right to equality under the law. He’s very desperate to get on TV somewhere and shout about this.

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Talk about niche marketing! A gay conservative lawyer who wants to file a suit on behalf of incest. (But who mainly wants help getting on the TEEVEE machine to grift his way to fame and $$)

200 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 26, 2015 1:03:31pm

re: #187 Charles Johnson

This person is not well.

Every single one of Josh’s twitter accounts have been permanently banned. I don’t expect this latest incarnation to last very long.

201 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:03:42pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

The left literally just forced their political will on 300 million people in almost all 50 states, THROUGH THE COURTS, in less than 5 years.
— Josh Smith

Somebody doesn’t understand the word literally.

202 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:03:59pm

re: #182 Mike Lamb

That should be good.

I liked DareDevil quite a bit, but did find it to be gratuitously violent—more consistently so than even Game of Thrones.

I’m hoping they keep in the iconic rooftop seen.

203 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:05:04pm

re: #198 Ace-o-aces

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OTOH, are we sure this isn’t another CCJ sockpupet?

Is he forgetting how conservatives treated the Romney gay FP adviser teh gay FP Romney adviser,, Richard Grinell? Josh, they don’t want to talk to you because they are homophobes. You can be a gay person who happens to have conservative views, that’s your journey but if you really think you’re going to go places as the gay conservative lawyer and get your fellow cons in media to like and interview, good night and good luck.

204 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 1:05:14pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

WTF is the “Benedict Option”? Is that some kind of brunch option for your eggs?

205 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:05:52pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

@rachelveronica I’m planning to bring suit on behalf of incestuous couples shortly. Apologies, but it’s the only way to teach the left.
— Josh Smith

Yes, that should teach the Left and everyone else not to fight for their rights, like our Patriot forefathers did. Wait, whut?

/

206 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 1:06:37pm

re: #193 Targetpractice

Yes, because aside from cases like Brown v. Board and Loving v. Virginia, never has SCOTUS overridden public sentiment to ensure that all persons are equal under the law.

Overriding public opinion when necessary is sort of the role that the Court was given…

207 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:07:07pm

re: #183 goddamnedfrank

COME ON, CONSERVATIVES! GAY LAWYER HERE. ORIGINAL MEANING TEXTUALIST. HELP ME GET ON TV, RADIO, SOMETHING!
— Josh Smith

When all else fails, try the ALL CAPS. It works every time.

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208 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:07:10pm

Meanwhile, back in Iowa, where I believe Jindal is campaigning:

Vander Plaats says gay marriage ruling ‘exceptionally wrong’

Iowa Christian conservative Bob Vander Plaats, a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage, says the U.S. Supreme Court’s opinion creates a constitutional crisis.

Vander Plaats says the Constitution “was trampled on by activist judges who went way outside of their scope of jurisdiction and defied the laws of nature and nature’s God and it’s going to have severe ripple effects throughout this country.”

He says he’s more optimistic about the institution of marriage today than ever before because he believes the court’s decision will serve as a wakeup call for the church. He says the country knows right from wrong and “what this court did today was exceptionally wrong and they know that marriage simply means the institution of one man and one woman.”

Too bad for Vander Plaats, but surveys show that among young self-identified “evangelicals” gay marriage is not as objectionable as it is with the older ones.

209 Aunty Entity Dragon  Jun 26, 2015 1:07:13pm

re: #204 Lidane

WTF is the “Benedict Option”? Is that some kind of brunch option for your eggs?

Beats the fuck out of me, but he has been blithering on about it for the last 10 years and show no signs of actually, you know…leaving…

210 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:07:34pm

re: #204 Lidane

WTF is the “Benedict Option”? Is that some kind of brunch option for your eggs?

Basically it’s talk about the faithful drawing back from society and going off to create “communities” where they can live as the Lord intended. Unfortunately for them, unless they’re planning to renounce their citizenship and find some small island to call their own, the 14th amendment is still in their way.

211 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:07:42pm

Bobby Jindal weighs in on today’s historic SCOTUS ruling

212 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:08:27pm

re: #208 freetoken

Meanwhile, back in Iowa, where I believe Jindal is campaigning:

Vander Plaats says gay marriage ruling ‘exceptionally wrong’

Too bad for Vander Plaats, but surveys show that among young self-identified “evangelicals” gay marriage is not as objectionable as it is with the older ones.

Vander Plaats is the face of every reason why today’s youth even more conservative ones will not identify with the Republican Party.

213 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:08:37pm

re: #211 Kragar

Bobby Jindal weighs in on today’s historic SCOTUS ruling

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There was this guy who pulled the same thing back in the 40s. You might know him, Bobby, because he had this funny little mustache…

214 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:10pm

Tornado warnings starting to pop up in Ohio and Kentucky.
Gonna be a long bumpy day and night…

215 calochortus  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:13pm

re: #204 Lidane

WTF is the “Benedict Option”? Is that some kind of brunch option for your eggs?

It’s being like St. Benedict. Except that I just Googled it and now, having seen a discussion of what it means (which included the above mentioned Josh) I now understand it less than I did when I knew nothing about it.

216 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:14pm

re: #208 freetoken

Great, thanks, Bob.

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
/

217 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:15pm

Regarding the “Benedict” option - I’m seeing that pop up more on fundamentalist websites.

Somehow they think they are being courageous against the tyranny of evil librul dictators.

In reality, they are just lost in the 21st century.

218 goddamnedfrank  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:16pm

re: #198 Ace-o-aces

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OTOH, are we sure this isn’t another CCJ sockpupet?

No, Josh is a very real distinct weirdo. Also he had Chuck on his really awful Youtube show so you can see them talking to each other and then you can go insane.

His Youtube channel is why nobody with half a brain wants him on their semi legit TV news show. He’s proven himself to be incredibly off-putting and non-photogenic.

219 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:18pm

re: #211 Kragar

Bobby Jindal weighs in on today’s historic SCOTUS ruling

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I saw that earlier, I actually now find myself wondering who he cheated off to become a Rhodes Scholar.

220 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 1:09:23pm

re: #211 Kragar

That’s not The Onion?

Yeesh.

221 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 1:10:05pm

re: #204 Lidane

WTF is the “Benedict Option”? Is that some kind of brunch option for your eggs?

This is quote from Dreher himself, explaining it.

A few years ago I read a book called After Virtue by a philosopher named Alasdair MacIntyre. It came out in the ’80s. He ends it by saying that we are in a moment now in the West that’s akin to the fall of the Western Roman Empire, when everything went into chaos. He said Saint Benedict of Nursia left the chaos of Rome, went into the woods to pray. Without knowing what he was doing, he founded a community of men dedicated to prayer. This became the Benedictine order of monks, and over the next centuries they kept the faith alive throughout Europe as Europe was covered in barbarian darkness. They laid the groundwork for the rebirth of Christian society in the former Western Roman Empire.

MacIntyre says, “We’re waiting for a new and doubtless very different Saint Benedict to bring those who want to live the moral life together in community to survive through this current darkness.” I’ve been talking about this for years, but it’s starting to get real now because, with the progression of same-sex marriage and gay rights, we have seen a strong erosion of religious liberty. A lot of Christians think of this as simply a matter of law and politics. It’s not. We have lost the culture. We conservatives, we Christians, did not compete at the cultural level, so culture comes first. Politics and law follows that.

My argument is that Christians had better prepare for this. We are fighting a losing game. The country is not ours anymore. This is not our culture anymore. Maybe it never was our real home, but we have got to prepare ourselves and our families and our churches through intentional living, through disciplined living, and through an awareness of the cultural moment to deal with perhaps even persecution.

donotlink.com

222 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:10:06pm

re: #220 Jenner7

That’s not The Onion?

Yeesh.

Nope, Bobby Jindal really does have that much contempt for the courts when they dare to rule against his narrow minded worldview.

223 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:11:06pm

Saw they played Amazing Grace. That was my grandmother’s favorite hymn. She had a Bill Moyers PBS VHS about the history of the hymn and it was one of her favorite things to watch.

224 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:11:29pm

re: #214 Backwoods_Sleuth

Tornado warnings starting to pop up in Ohio and Kentucky.
Gonna be a long bumpy day and night…

Clearly you are being judged by God for this:

Kentucky governor: Issue same-sex marriage licenses

225 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 1:11:31pm

re: #170 Aunty Entity Dragon

Oh gawd, not that lame resistance, resilience, hopey thing again!

226 unproven innocence  Jun 26, 2015 1:11:52pm

re: #213 Targetpractice

…back in the 40s 30s

227 Ace-o-aces  Jun 26, 2015 1:12:48pm

I know, I’ve been overusing that meme this week. But so MANY opportunities!

228 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:13:01pm

re: #221 Dr Lizardo

Basically, it’s a call to head to the hills and lock yourself into some cabin somewhere, loaded with guns to protect your family from the Gaystapo.

229 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 1:13:46pm

Do “conservatives” understand how stupid it sounds for them to say get rid of the court?

Let’s make this easy on their pointy little heads.

If the very same court would have ruled as you wanted you would have been fine with this court.

Same 9 justices. Same Constitution. Same everything.

Get the hell over it already. As I said in another thread today, you are showing your asses with your pants down around your legs. You are all tripping over your own stupidity.

Remember, polls show over 60% of America is just fine with gay marriage. I expect those numbers to shoot up after today.

And you idiots want to run for President? Who do you expect to vote for you.

Step off!

230 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:13:48pm

re: #226 unproven innocence

…back in the 40s 30s

Indeed, my mistake. Been a big day for me and I’m only really running on 3 hours of sleep.

231 jaunte  Jun 26, 2015 1:14:07pm

re: #227 Ace-o-aces

Logic — dead. Meaning — dead. History — dead. Religious freedom — on the hit list. It’s been a busy week for the left.

I’m dyin’ here.

232 Aunty Entity Dragon  Jun 26, 2015 1:14:10pm

re: #221 Dr Lizardo

This is quote from Dreher himself, explaining it.

donotlink.com

Well, now he is looking for some gay thugs to come beat him up and make him bake wedding ckaes.

Or something.

I have never seen a person so pathologically addicted to wanting to be persecuted for religion.

233 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:14:27pm

re: #227 Ace-o-aces

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I know, I’ve been overusing that meme this week. But so MANY opportunities!

OFFS Ben enjoy the joys of being a fatehr rather than acting like a sad little drama queen because ACA subsidies are still here and gay marriage is legal everywhere. Really I mean that, enjoy your own life like the gays and people who are you are trying to deny equality and health care want to be able to enjoy theirs. What a sad little troll that he can’t even enjoy the birth of a child and still feels the need to hate on gays.

234 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 1:14:41pm

re: #228 freetoken

Basically, it’s a call to head to the hills and lock yourself into some cabin somewhere, loaded with guns to protect your family from the Gaystapo.

For the most part - just more loaded with religious trappings.

235 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:15:02pm
236 piratedan  Jun 26, 2015 1:15:22pm

I dunno Bobby, might be better to declare New Orleans a free city, like DC and just divvy up the state to Texas, Arkansas and Louisiana and make Puerto Rico a state so we don’t have to change the flag….

237 jaunte  Jun 26, 2015 1:15:48pm

Houston.

238 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 1:15:49pm

re: #220 Jenner7

That’s not The Onion?

Yeesh.

No, but this is:

239 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 1:16:18pm

Wow, Mr. President. You continue to amaze me. Your class, your dignity, your grace. Thank you, sir.

240 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 1:16:19pm

When someone calls themselves an expert, the odds are pretty good that they’re not.

241 ObserverArt  Jun 26, 2015 1:16:23pm

re: #214 Backwoods_Sleuth

Tornado warnings starting to pop up in Ohio and Kentucky.
Gonna be a long bumpy day and night…

Yep…starting to rumble right now here in Columbus. Flash flood warnings are up.

242 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:16:45pm
243 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:16:46pm

re: #232 Aunty Entity Dragon

Well, now he is looking for some gay thugs to come beat him up and make him bake wedding ckaes.

Or something.

I have never seen a person so pathologically addicted to wanting to be persecuted for religion.

I always thought it was creepy too how much people like him want to be victims. Reminds me of Mel Gibson on South Park asking to be crucified. And it’s like dude, we are talking about couples, 99.9% of them you’ll never meet wanting the same rights as you. It does not persecute you or ruin your own marriage at all taht these people now will enjoy the same rights as you. If it really bothers you that much, move to fucking Russia. You don’t have to like gay marriage but you know what there’s a lot of things in this world, we don’t like but we deal with them because it’s life.

244 goddamnedfrank  Jun 26, 2015 1:17:22pm
245 WhatEVs  Jun 26, 2015 1:17:29pm

re: #34 Kid A

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Best freaking graphic of the day.

246 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 1:17:58pm
247 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:18:30pm

I cannot wait for the first gay president to really see their minds be fucked.

248 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 1:18:46pm

re: #227 Ace-o-aces

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

Logic — dead. Meaning — dead. History — dead. Religious freedom — on the hit list. It’s been a busy week for the left.

And the great thing was most of didn’t have to lift a finger to make it happen! Well, maybe the middle one.

249 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:19:24pm

re: #246 Lidane

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He really needs to be removed from the bench. It’s obvious that Roy Moore has no interest in actually being a judge but instead being a whiny piece of shit for all the “persecuted Christians” out there.

250 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:19:41pm

re: #246 Lidane

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Whoever had Roy Moore as the “George Wallace in the schoolhouse door” pool, report to the front to collect your winnings.

251 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:19:44pm

re: #246 Lidane

Of course, him.

Should be hilarious watching him fail repeatedly.

252 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:20:22pm

re: #250 Targetpractice

Whoever had Roy Moore as the “George Wallace in the schoolhouse door” pool, report to the front to collect your winnings.

That’s not fair. Roy Moore probably was actually in the schoolhouse door with Wallace way back when.

253 Jack Burton  Jun 26, 2015 1:20:34pm

re: #240 De Kolta Chair

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When someone calls themselves an expert, the odds are pretty good that they’re not.

I find it interesting how an “expert on the constitution” doesn’t understand equal protection.

254 Dr Lizardo  Jun 26, 2015 1:20:51pm

re: #246 Lidane

Hey, Roy; say “Hello” to the 82nd Airborne for me. Thanks!

255 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:21:12pm

re: #248 De Kolta Chair

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
Logic — dead. Meaning — dead. History — dead. Religious freedom — on the hit list. It’s been a busy week for the left.

So who’s dumbass fault is that?

/

256 OhNoZombies!  Jun 26, 2015 1:21:13pm

What’s the deal with the South opposing any and all Civil Rights…again?
Am i missing any states above the Mason-Dixon Line acting foolish?

257 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:21:20pm

Roy Moore is the leading argument against electing judges.

258 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:22:24pm

re: #257 Targetpractice

Roy Moore is the leading argument against electing judges.

I’ve never liked the idea honestly.

259 wrenchwench  Jun 26, 2015 1:22:25pm

re: #232 Aunty Entity Dragon

Well, now he is looking for some gay thugs to come beat him up and make him bake wedding ckaes.

Or something.

I have never seen a person so pathologically addicted to wanting to be persecuted for religion.

He waiting for the persecution and all I can come up with is ridicule. Sorry Rod. But not very.

260 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:22:46pm

re: #246 Lidane

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OK, Roy, great, thanks.

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261 goddamnedfrank  Jun 26, 2015 1:22:49pm

Josh is super unwell.

262 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:22:52pm

re: #259 wrenchwench

He waiting for the persecution and all I can come up with is ridicule. Sorry Rod. But not very.

To Rod, ridicule is persecution.

263 WhatEVs  Jun 26, 2015 1:23:18pm

re: #62 makeitstop

These drama queens….This guy…

Glenn Beck Warns That 10,000 Pastors Are Willing To Die Opposing Marriage Equality

The Islanders aren’t playing at the Nassau Coliseum any more. Just sayin’

I have always supported people’s rights to terminate their own lives.

264 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:23:28pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

Josh is super unwell.

Insert pic of that crazy Jonah guy laughing….

265 freetoken  Jun 26, 2015 1:23:52pm

Circular confusion in Texastan:

Republicans Vow a Religious Liberty Fight

[…]

Hours later, Gov. Greg Abbott sent a memo to the heads of state agencies directing them to “preserve, protect, and defend the religious liberty of every Texan.” That order “applies to any agency decision,” including granting or denying benefits, the memo says.

A spokesman for Abbott clarified the policy in a statement Friday afternoon.

“The governor’s directive does not authorize or order state agencies to deny benefits to same-sex couples,” John Wittman, the spokesman, said. “The directive ensures that individuals doing business with the state cannot be discriminated against because of their religious beliefs.”

Abbott’s office directed questions about who would enforce such a policy to the attorney general. A spokeswoman for the attorney general did not immediately return to a request for comment.

[…]

266 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:24:13pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

Yup — I’m about to take this clowns how to a whole new level.

Whut?

267 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:24:29pm
268 jaunte  Jun 26, 2015 1:24:35pm

Joe Walsh in Emo Gulag.

269 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:25:12pm

re: #265 freetoken

Circular confusion in Texastan:

Republicans Vow a Religious Liberty Fight

Sounds like everybody’s on board and on top of things down there, I guess.

///

270 Targetpractice  Jun 26, 2015 1:25:14pm

re: #268 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Joe Walsh in Emo Gulag.

Deadbeat dad says what?

271 blueraven  Jun 26, 2015 1:25:36pm

Breaking: One of the NY escaped prisoners has been shot. Other one being chased.

272 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:25:57pm

re: #267 Kragar

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“Illegitimate” meaning “I don’t like it waaah”. I’ve had problems with other Supreme Court decisions but there’s a difference in disagreeing with the court and actually denying the court’s legitimacy because you don’t like the decision. If the same court had overturned SSM, Abbott would be praising them.

273 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:26:23pm

re: #268 jaunte

Quite a run America: a man is a woman, a white woman is black, the Confederacy never existed, the Supreme Court makes law & marriage died.
— Joe Walsh

You missed the part where we booted your ass out of Congress, too.

274 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:26:49pm

re: #268 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Joe Walsh in Emo Gulag.

Look at it this way in this same America, dipshits like you can be elected. Really Deadbeat Dad really should stop drinking before he tweets.

275 HappyWarrior  Jun 26, 2015 1:27:14pm

re: #273 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

You missed the part where we booted your ass out of Congress, too.

Too bad we didn’t do the same to his friends Gohmert and Bachmann and Hice and etc.

276 Aunty Entity Dragon  Jun 26, 2015 1:28:04pm

re: #259 wrenchwench

He waiting for the persecution and all I can come up with is ridicule. Sorry Rod. But not very.

Be sure to let him know on twitter. He feels lonely in his Whole Foods Warsaw Ghetto, no doubt, as he waits for the ghey sturmtruppen to come for him and make him put fabulous window treatments in his house..

277 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 1:29:11pm

re: #265 freetoken

Circular confusion in Texastan:

Republicans Vow a Religious Liberty Fight

Wheels and the rest of the bigots can get over it. People have been getting married all day in this state, and there’s no going back now.

278 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:29:14pm

re: #275 HappyWarrior

Too bad we didn’t do the same to his friends Gohmert and Bachmann and Hice and etc.

Then the RWNJ would be screaming about how The Left is forcing their/our will all over the America and…

Oh wait, they’re already crying about that.

279 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 26, 2015 1:29:19pm

The right wing’s cultural scam has collapsed with shocking suddenness. They remind me of a sleazy grifter who suddenly finds himself confronted by Mike Wallace and the 60 Minutes crew.

280 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:29:59pm

re: #277 Lidane

Wheels and the rest of the bigots can get over it. People have been getting married all day in this state, and there’s no going back now.

Yeah but Abbott sent a memo and that’ll fix everything right TCOT?

///

282 Lidane  Jun 26, 2015 1:30:43pm

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

283 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:05pm

re: #232 Aunty Entity Dragon

Well, now he is looking for some gay thugs to come beat him up and make him bake wedding ckaes.

Or something.

I have never seen a person so pathologically addicted to wanting to be persecuted for religion.

The 21st-century equivalent of the hair shirt.

284 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:11pm

re: #257 Targetpractice

Roy Moore is the leading argument against electing judges.

Don’t limit yourself. He’s also the leading argument against decency, empathy, logic, and, ironically, Jesus’s philosophy.

285 Eventual Carrion  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:29pm

re: #211 Kragar

Bobby Jindal weighs in on today’s historic SCOTUS ruling

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“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

He (and the other nut jobs) want to be elected president and take the Oath of Office quoted above after stating that he doesn’t want to preserve, protect nor defend what is in the constitution. WTF?

286 Varek Raith  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:32pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

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Eau my.

287 Jenner7  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:39pm

re: #282 Lidane

Well then, THANK YOU MR. SULU.

Rush can suck it.

288 Dave In Austin  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:41pm
289 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:43pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

Ah, great moments in conservative hate radio.

290 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 1:31:59pm

re: #232 Aunty Entity Dragon

Well, now he is looking for some gay thugs to come beat him up and make him bake wedding ckaes.

Or something.

I have never seen a person so pathologically addicted to wanting to be persecuted for religion.

I’ll give Dreher one thing—he may have come up with the longest book title in history:

Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, Gun-Loving Organic Gardeners, Evangelical Free-Range Farmers, Hip Homeschooling Mamas, Right-Wing Nature Lovers, and Their Diverse Tribe of Countercultural Conservatives Plan to Save America (or At Least the Republican Party)

Amazon had to … in the title section because it was too long—only had the whole title on the book cover pic.

291 #FergusonFireside  Jun 26, 2015 1:32:02pm
292 darthstar  Jun 26, 2015 1:32:49pm

Parody account, but still funny.

293 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:33:12pm

re: #290 BeachDem

Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, Gun-Loving Organic Gardeners, Evangelical Free-Range Farmers, Hip Homeschooling Mamas, Right-Wing Nature Lovers, and Their Diverse Tribe of Countercultural Conservatives Plan to Save America (or At Least the Republican Party)

And how’s that working out, for ya?

294 wrenchwench  Jun 26, 2015 1:33:38pm
295 gwangung  Jun 26, 2015 1:33:39pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

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I’m thinking George would gladly accept the “blame.”

296 Kragar  Jun 26, 2015 1:33:49pm

re: #268 jaunte

297 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 26, 2015 1:34:37pm

re: #296 Kragar

TCOT this weekend: Anybody catch the number of that bus that flat out ran us the hell over?

298 Mike Lamb  Jun 26, 2015 1:35:17pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

Am I to understand that Mr. Smith thinks he can argue that a statute whose legal justification centers on the capacity to give legal consent may be challenged on a constitutional basis because the Constitution doesn’t mention anything about consent?

299 Jay C  Jun 26, 2015 1:37:54pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

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Well, if it IS, can we get old George invited to the White House to get the Presidential Medal Of Fabulous, or something?!

300 TedStriker  Jun 26, 2015 1:38:13pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

[Embedded content]

Fuck you, Rush; all hail George Takei!

301 goddamnedfrank  Jun 26, 2015 1:38:35pm
302 De Kolta Chair  Jun 26, 2015 1:40:09pm
303 BeachDem  Jun 26, 2015 1:45:04pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

Josh is super unwell.

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What exactly constitutes his “Constitutional expert” claim? I don’t know enough about him to narrow down all the Josh Smiths on Google to find which one he is.)

304 WhatEVs  Jun 26, 2015 1:50:01pm

re: #298 Mike Lamb

Am I to understand that Mr. Smith thinks he can argue that a statute whose legal justification centers on the capacity to give legal consent may be challenged on a constitutional basis because the Constitution doesn’t mention anything about consent?

I think you’re trying to apply logic where none exists.

305 Feline Fearless Leader  Jun 26, 2015 2:06:38pm

re: #282 Lidane

IT’S ALL GEORGE TAKEI’S FAULT!

[Embedded content]

We need a GIF of Takei laughing stat.

306 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 26, 2015 2:09:11pm

I’ve been busy working in the shop, no radio or news, so this all makes sense now. I stepped outside for a breath of air and saw hordes of zombies destroying churches, while dragons circled overhead, breathing fire on bakers and florists who hadn’t capitulated. It also nicely explains the FEMA trucks driving by with people screaming from the back of them.

Oh wait… I didn’t see any of that. I did see our local male cardinal, who let me know that he was the most worthy of cardinals, and showed off his top-crest to boot.

In other words, life goes on just like the day before. Except for some of my friends, who may now tie the knot here in Tennessee at some (soon) future date.

RBS

307 Tigger2  Jun 26, 2015 4:18:32pm

re: #89 Charles Johnson

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I really like the never running for anything again Obama.

308 Tigger2  Jun 26, 2015 4:46:08pm

re: #246 Lidane

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Send in the Feds.

309 Tigger2  Jun 26, 2015 4:48:18pm

re: #265 freetoken

Circular confusion in Texastan:

Republicans Vow a Religious Liberty Fight

Are they going to go full ISIS on the Country.


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