Bristol Palin Strikes Back at “The Ghouls at Gawker” And Other Critics

“I got ahead of myself”
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She even uses bad words, so you know she’s pissed!

So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me.

None of us are perfect.

I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.

This pregnancy was actually planned.

Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.

What everyone knows, Bristol, is that you’ve been moralizing for years about abstinence, even though you got pregnant when you were 17, and now it’s happened again, and you’re actually surprised there’s a backlash?

What you are really trading in, rather than abstinence, is Christian Persecution Syndrome, just like your Mom. And it’s really getting old, so here’s two words of advice:

BUCK UP!

More: My Little Blessing

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