Bristol Palin Strikes Back at “The Ghouls at Gawker” And Other Critics

“I got ahead of myself”
The GOP is a Terrorist Organization
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She even uses bad words, so you know she’s pissed!

So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me.

None of us are perfect.

I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.

This pregnancy was actually planned.

Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.

What everyone knows, Bristol, is that you’ve been moralizing for years about abstinence, even though you got pregnant when you were 17, and now it’s happened again, and you’re actually surprised there’s a backlash?

What you are really trading in, rather than abstinence, is Christian Persecution Syndrome, just like your Mom. And it’s really getting old, so here’s two words of advice:

BUCK UP!

More: My Little Blessing

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66 comments
1 syphonblue  Jun 29, 2015 2:00:26pm

If it was planned, why are you and your entire family “disappointed”?

2 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 2:17:41pm
This pregnancy was actually planned.

snip

Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.

She makes as much sense as her mother does.

3 WhatEVs  Jun 29, 2015 2:19:12pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

She makes as much sense as her mother does.

She’s as big a liar as her mother is.

4 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2015 2:19:27pm

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

snip

She makes as much sense as her mother does.

Such doubletalk only makes sense if you assume that she planned to force Dakota into marriage with a pregnancy and he didn’t act according to script.

5 Kid A  Jun 29, 2015 2:21:01pm

That zero she’s doing in the photo is how many times she’s used birth control.

6 Dr Lizardo  Jun 29, 2015 2:22:14pm

re: #4 Targetpractice

Such doubletalk only makes sense if you assume that she planned to force Dakota into marriage with a pregnancy and he didn’t act according to script.

Methinks you nailed it.

7 Azalea  Jun 29, 2015 2:24:08pm

How can a pregnancy be planned and not planned at the same time?

I will be sorely disappointed if the child’s name isn’t Schroedinger.

8 Dr. Matt  Jun 29, 2015 2:25:29pm

If an unwed Black Liberal had two children from two different fathers, she would be the first in line to start the smearing.

9 Drive By Commenter  Jun 29, 2015 2:27:01pm

re: #5 Kid A

That zero she’s doing in the photo is how many times she’s used birth control.

Nah. That’s her IQ.

10 Dr. Matt  Jun 29, 2015 2:28:11pm

re: #7 Azalea

How can a pregnancy be planned and not planned at the same time?

11 KiTA  Jun 29, 2015 2:28:48pm
Am I entitled to my unused vacation when I am fired or quit?

Nevada statutes only require payment for time worked.

I had 133 hours of paid time off from my old job, and it looks like I’m just going to lose that.

I actually live in Idaho but worked in Nevada, so I think Nevada law applies, right?

12 Dr Lizardo  Jun 29, 2015 2:28:50pm

Well, goodnight Lizards.

13 teleskiguy  Jun 29, 2015 2:29:48pm
14 JadeHelmCurious  Jun 29, 2015 2:32:04pm

re: #13 teleskiguy

Taste the Rainbow, taste my Skittles

15 sizzzzlerz  Jun 29, 2015 2:32:32pm

re: #7 Azalea

How can a pregnancy be planned and not planned at the same time?

It’s easy when you believe 6 impossible things before breakfast.

16 jaunte  Jun 29, 2015 2:32:48pm

re: #8 Dr. Matt

If an unwed Black Liberal had two children from two different fathers, she would be the first in line to start the smearing.

She should know this is the main reason any liberal chooses to mock her instead of sympathize.

17 goddamnedfrank  Jun 29, 2015 2:34:55pm

re: #11 KiTA

I had 133 hours of paid time off from my old job, and it looks like I’m just going to lose that.

I actually live in Idaho but worked in Nevada, so I think Nevada law applies, right?

Were you fired for cause or laid off? In other words will they contest any UI claim you make? Generally when you’re laid off they give you accrued vacation time.

18 teleskiguy  Jun 29, 2015 2:35:00pm
19 Kid A  Jun 29, 2015 2:36:57pm
I am pregnant. This is not the ideal situation, but life is important even if it’s not in the most absolute ideal circumstance

That’s an odd thing to say if it was planned.

20 piratedan  Jun 29, 2015 2:37:04pm

she planned on having more kids, but she made a mistake in not marrying the guy she planned on having a family with before getting in the family way….

was she “bushwhacking” the erstwhile father into a fait accompli?

or was it a case of screwing some other guy because of reasons/booze/hormones and said fiance decided that perhaps faithfulness is something he preferred in a fiance

or perhaps the fiance determined that she was in fact a lizard person and the mini-series V was really a documentary?

21 lawhawk  Jun 29, 2015 2:39:01pm

re: #7 Azalea

How can a pregnancy be planned and not planned at the same time?

I will be sorely disappointed if the child’s name isn’t Schroedinger.

Schrodinger’s uterus. It’s pregnant and not all at the same time. /

Frankly, Bristol who? She’s the daughter of a half term governor and failed VP candidate for the WH.

That makes her noteworthy how? Or why? She hasn’t done anything noteworthy on her own except highlight her and her family’s hypocrisy, for which the right wing willingly overlooks because they’re exercising #PalinFamilyValues.

22 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 2:39:38pm

Fox’s Father Jonathan Morris Claims 2 Men Spit on Him at NYC Pride

Noted Fox News analyst Father Jonathan Morris, who recently defended the Duggars because they were still better role models than most reality TV stars, claims that he was accosted by two men near New York City’s gay pride parade on Sunday.

Morris briefly recounted the event real-time on Twitter. First, he told the tale to his followers, while being a “man of the cloth” and laying the blame on himself:

Shit-stirring asshole walks around in the largest US city at a large parade dressed as “a man of the cloth” and there’s no video or other corroboration?

I’m calling him a liar until proven othewise.

23 teleskiguy  Jun 29, 2015 2:39:42pm
24 Azalea  Jun 29, 2015 2:43:33pm

Does anybody else find it kinda hilarious how much energy right-wingers have been spending going to war with Gawker over the past year? Floorpoopman was the tip of the iceberg.

25 goddamnedfrank  Jun 29, 2015 2:45:09pm

re: #18 teleskiguy

re: #23 teleskiguy

These are pretty rough.

I mean whatever, fuck her feelings, but damn.

26 Drive By Commenter  Jun 29, 2015 2:45:52pm

re: #22 Amory Blaine

All those phones and no photos. Interesting. Very interesting.

re: #23 teleskiguy

THAT’S going to leave a mark.

27 JadeHelmCurious  Jun 29, 2015 2:46:47pm

Well played Mediaite, well played.

If Each GOP Candidate Were a Conservative News Site, Which Would They Be?

28 TedStriker  Jun 29, 2015 2:46:55pm

re: #4 Targetpractice

Such doubletalk only makes sense if you assume that she planned to force Dakota into marriage with a pregnancy and he didn’t act according to script.

Shotgun wedding…given the family that we’re talking about, why does the distinct possibility that Sarah was using Bristol to attempt to burnish their family line with a CMoH winner and helped to get them two together for a marriage made in RWNJ heaven not surprise me one damn bit?

Dakota dodged a bullet on that one at least, though; however, if Bristol is preggers because of him, he’s still in a whole lot of hurt.

29 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 2:48:49pm

Trump=stormfront

30 TedStriker  Jun 29, 2015 2:48:55pm

re: #22 Amory Blaine

Fox’s Father Jonathan Morris Claims 2 Men Spit on Him at NYC Pride

Shit-stirring asshole walks around in the largest US city at a large parade dressed as “a man of the cloth” and there’s no video or other corroboration?

I’m calling him a liar until proven othewise.

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on this “attack” too.

31 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 2:50:16pm

re: #28 TedStriker

Shotgun wedding…given the family that we’re talking about, why does the distinct possibility that Sarah was using Bristol to attempt to burnish their family line with a MOH winner and helped to get them two together for a marriage made in RWNJ heaven not surprise me one damn bit?

Dakota dodged a bullet on that one at least, though; however, if Bristol is preggers because of him, he’s still in a whole lot of hurt.

I have no doubt that the sonogram she posted is just something random because if it indeed is her current sonogram, then she blew holes into any real possibility that Dakota is the father.

32 CuriousLurker  Jun 29, 2015 2:50:49pm

re: #22 Amory Blaine

Fox’s Father Jonathan Morris Claims 2 Men Spit on Him at NYC Pride

Shit-stirring asshole walks around in the largest US city at a large parade dressed as “a man of the cloth” and there’s no video or other corroboration?

I’m calling him a liar until proven othewise.

My thoughts exactly—photos/video or it didn’t happen. Not too long after I arrived in NYC (maybe around 2000/2001, so before ubiquitous smartphones with hi-res cameras) I went to the NYC Pride Parade with a photo enthusiast friend. Even then, there were cameras everywhere.

No way something like that would be missed.

33 Drive By Commenter  Jun 29, 2015 2:52:36pm

re: #32 CuriousLurker

My thoughts exactly—photos/video or it didn’t happen. Not too long after I arrived in NYC—maybe around 2000/2001, so before ubiquitous smartphones with hi-res cameras—I went to the NYC Pride Parade with a photo enthusiast friend. Even then, there were cameras everywhere.

No way something like that would be missed.

If he was walking around dressed “in the cloth” at a gay pride event, he would draw cameras to him like moths to a flame.

34 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 29, 2015 2:54:15pm

re: #1 syphonblue

If it was planned, why are you and your entire family “disappointed”?

She was disappointed that Dakota wised up and beat feet the fuck outta there.

35 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 2:56:03pm

Plus there would be men/women of the cloth supporting the protests parade, why only him?

*edited

36 CuriousLurker  Jun 29, 2015 2:56:25pm

re: #29 Amory Blaine

Trump = HotAir stormfront

FTFY //

37 Jenner7  Jun 29, 2015 2:57:05pm

“We are truly blessed at this planned disappointment that didn’t go as planned, but oh well, life goes on. You guys suck, be nice to me. Go abstinence!”

Poor girl.

38 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 3:05:53pm

Planned or not according to the RWNJ cult she belongs to, she is a sinner and a hypocrite. Hopefully this will keep her quiet and focusing on her own family instead of telling me how to run mine.

39 Ace-o-aces  Jun 29, 2015 3:07:40pm

re: #1 syphonblue

If it was planned, why are you and your entire family “disappointed”?

…

40 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:07:50pm

I could care less that she’s pregnant again but I am tired of conservatives who applaud her for choosing life and then slam other unwed mothers. Go ahead, Bristol have your chlid, I am pro choice after all but please for the love of God shut up and realize that if you were the child of a liberal politician that you would be called far worse than what liberals are calling you right now.

41 Drive By Commenter  Jun 29, 2015 3:08:26pm

re: #38 Amory Blaine

Nope. Grifter gotta grift and stupid knows no bottom. Grifting 101.

42 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 29, 2015 3:09:17pm

re: #1 syphonblue

If it was planned, why are you and your entire family “disappointed”?

43 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:09:23pm

re: #22 Amory Blaine

Fox’s Father Jonathan Morris Claims 2 Men Spit on Him at NYC Pride

Shit-stirring asshole walks around in the largest US city at a large parade dressed as “a man of the cloth” and there’s no video or other corroboration?

I’m calling him a liar until proven othewise.

I have a really hard time believing he didn’t say something that was far worse than spitting on someone. And I am sorry but I can’t feel sorry for these bigots at all given that they want to blame gay people for pedophila, the Holocaust, the ball going through Bill Buckner’s legs, and everything else bad.

44 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 3:10:20pm

Before twitter, I had a misguided belief/notion that most of the rich guys in america were super smart and I just couldn’t get my shit together. Well, maybe I can’t get my shit together but I am convinced they are as dumb as the rest of us and maybe more due to the coddling they receive from society.

45 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 3:11:27pm

First tornado warning for my region has been issued.
It’s about 50 miles NW of me and headed in this general direction.

yehawww!

46 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:11:51pm

I should also add that I am sick of the Palin women both Bristol and Sarah using their children as a shield against criticism. I’m sure your kids are wonderful but that doesn’t mean we can’t slam you both for being nasty right wing hypocrites.

47 jonhendry  Jun 29, 2015 3:12:10pm

Two pregnancies in three election cycles. Presumably a fan of abstinence rather than birth control, which means “sex without birth control”.

The only rational explanation is that she ovulates on a 4 year cycle, instead of monthly.

48 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:14:50pm

Saw that Fox was also whining that gay people aren’t being “gracious winners.” I can just see Fox now circa 1954 complaining about blacks being too happy when Brown vs the Board of the Education ruled “Separate but equal” unconstitutional. Oh and the fact that FNC has been filled with anti-gay hate propaganda for years. Gay people have every right to be as happy and loud as they can be about the decision. Maybe if conservatives were actually persecuted, they’d actually understand.

49 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 3:16:15pm

Bristol reminds me of the teen pregnancy shows on MTV where most of the young women are driving their Escalades to the spa every week and their homes have 3” marble countertops in the kitchen. Not representative of the rest of us.

50 Jenner7  Jun 29, 2015 3:16:55pm
51 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:18:28pm

re: #49 Amory Blaine

Bristol reminds me of the teen pregnancy shows on MTV where most of the young women are driving their Escalades to the spa every week and their homes have 3” marble countertops in the kitchen. Not representative of the rest of us.

If Bristol was a poor and unwed minority mother. She’d be used by the talking heads on her mother’s now former network as why minorities cause their own problems but because she’s the scion of a beloved right wing folk hero, she won’t be being shamed at all by the right. As I said, I really don’t care but her lack of self awareness disgusts me and the fact she’s turning this into the usual Palin method of making herself into a victim of the left.

52 JadeHelmCurious  Jun 29, 2015 3:20:42pm

It does not matter if that priest was spat on or not. They’re just looking for some controversy.

Gay marriage is legal. And that’s just how it’s going to be.

53 #FergusonFireside  Jun 29, 2015 3:22:08pm

Freedom of information is not free

54 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:22:50pm

re: #52 JadeHelmCurious

It does not matter if that priest was spat on or not. They’re just looking for some controversy.

Gay marriage is legal. And that’s just how it’s going to be.

For every anti-gay protester who has probably had some obscenities shouted at them, there are many more people who were murdered because they were gay. Fox if tehy had been around in the 60’s would probably want us to feel sorry for Bull Connor.

55 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 3:23:06pm
56 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:23:46pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Excellent. Just a shame that it so long for them to realize what the rest of us have been saying for years now but I’ll take it.

57 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 29, 2015 3:26:26pm

re: #53 #FergusonFireside

Fuckers.

58 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2015 3:28:02pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’ll believe it when votes are actually cast.

59 JadeHelmCurious  Jun 29, 2015 3:29:05pm

re: #53 #FergusonFireside

Hire Trey Gowdy, he’ll get to the bottom of that stuff.

60 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 3:29:16pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

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61 De Kolta Chair  Jun 29, 2015 3:45:39pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

First tornado warning for my region has been issued.
It’s about 50 miles NW of me and headed in this general direction.

yehawww!

You be careful now, pardner!

Laurie A. Conley
62 KiTA  Jun 29, 2015 3:46:19pm

re: #17 goddamnedfrank

Were you fired for cause or laid off? In other words will they contest any UI claim you make? Generally when you’re laid off they give you accrued vacation time.

I was fired, for being a “bad cultural fit for the company.” I’m hoping that was vague enough that I’ll still qualify for UI. We’ll see.

63 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 3:47:48pm

re: #61 De Kolta Chair

You be careful now, pardner!

[Embedded content]

The sun is shining now.

I think it’s a trick…

64 Archangelus  Jun 29, 2015 3:50:07pm

re: #53 #FergusonFireside

Freedom of information is not free

[Embedded content]

Seriously?! This is nothing short of mind-boggling industrial-grade BS!

For “programming personnel to execute an existing program or to create a new program so that requested information may be accessed and copied - Executing an existing program would require maybe a handful of hours. As for creating a new program to access the information? Breaking news, email software from the early days of the internet had such functionality to begin with!

As for “2,231 hours @ $28.50/hour, totaling at $63,583.5” - That’s about 93 full days of work; In what world would the task in question possibly require that much time?!

Now for an alternative these fools clearly never thought of:
Print all the emails and scan them digitally with a scanner (any printer from the past decade can do both) and then use any semi-decent Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software to run automatically - of which there’s plenty that can do the job at professional levels. The whole thing would take maybe a few hours and cost 500 bucks at most, and that’s including the cost of buying the software!

65 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 29, 2015 3:52:07pm

Bright ol’ 25 and she doesn’t have the brains Gawd gave a goose, if she doesn’t know exactly how her adversarial public is going to treat her. She sure has her mother’s instincts for pig wrasslin’, right down to complaining about how it gets you covered in shit, and whining about how the pig likes it.

66 BeachDem  Jun 29, 2015 5:09:13pm

re: #53 #FergusonFireside

Freedom of information is not free

[Embedded content]

Sounds like when people tried to get Sarah Palin’s emails from Alaska (fitting that this is in a Palin thread)

Initially, the state asked Mother Jones to cover the cost of this excavation: about $65,000

The Long Wait for Sarah Palin’s Emails
In 2008, Mother Jones and other media outfits made an open records request for Gov. Palin’s emails. Alaska state officials are still processing it.

—By David Corn | Mon Dec. 20, 2010 7:00 AM EST

motherjones.com


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