Donald Trump Announces He’s Suing Everybody

Trump goes full Chuck
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Donald Trump is starting to sound a lot like Chuck C. Johnson — and not just for the racist statements about Mexican immigrants that got NBC to cut ties with him.

Because in classic Chuck Johnson style, now he’s threatening to sue everybody. Last week he announced he’d be suing Univision, and today he said he’ll be going after NBC as well.

“Long ago I told NBC that I would not being doing The Apprentice because I am running for President in order to Make our Country Great Again,” Trump continued. “If NBC is so weak and so foolish to not understand the serious illegal immigration problem in the United States, coupled with the horrendous and unfair trade deals we are making with Mexico, then their contract violating closure of Miss Universe/Miss USA will be determined in court.”

A winning move for a right wing presidential candidate if ever there was one!

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71 comments
1 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:30:15pm

Presidential material. If he were auditioning to be president of a B action flick movie where the president is an abject moron.

2 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 29, 2015 3:31:08pm

Detroit News, please use spell check

3 jaunte  Jun 29, 2015 3:33:32pm
“Trump would like everyone to know that NBC is lying about firing him, because NOBODY FIRES DONALD TRUMP. You see, they only broke up because NBC loves him too much and was burning with jealousy at the thought of having to share him with the rest of the country. Trump had to take the high road and end this marriage, for the sake of the children, and for America”
wonkette.com
4 Unabogie  Jun 29, 2015 3:34:36pm

And you’d think a man acting so unserious and being just generally repulsive would sour GOP voters on him. Nope.

cnn.com

The new CNN/WMUR New Hampshire Primary poll finds Trump at 11%, just behind Bush at 16% in a wide open contest for the Republican nomination for president. Bush and Trump are followed by Rand Paul at 9%, Scott Walker at 8%, and Carly Fiorina and Marco Rubio both at 6%. Ben Carson and Chris Christie each have 5% support.

5 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 3:34:45pm

I’ll just leave this here.

6 #FergusonFireside  Jun 29, 2015 3:35:12pm

Good read from Rex

7 FormerDirtDart  Jun 29, 2015 3:36:45pm
8 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 29, 2015 3:38:27pm
9 unproven innocence  Jun 29, 2015 3:38:45pm

re: #7 FormerDirtDart

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Looks like something that was born pregnant.

10 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:40:02pm

re: #8 Shiplord Kirel

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Look at this way, Donald has a nice hat to wear to the next royal wedding.

11 FormerDirtDart  Jun 29, 2015 3:40:28pm

re: #9 unproven innocence

Looks like something that was born pregnant.

Tribble 2016

12 b.d.  Jun 29, 2015 3:41:27pm

Trump’s AG is going to be a very busy person.

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13 HappyWarrior  Jun 29, 2015 3:42:57pm

Frankly more than any other candidate running Trump is someone I look at and just ask why. Even before he exposed himself as a wingnut nut job or I even knew what a wingnut was, I always thought the guy’s act was just sad.

14 Targetpractice  Jun 29, 2015 3:43:01pm

re: #7 FormerDirtDart

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Whatever you do, don’t feed it.

15 FormerDirtDart  Jun 29, 2015 3:44:30pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

Whatever you do, don’t feed it.

Unfortunately, the 21st century version feeds it’s own ego

16 Unabogie  Jun 29, 2015 3:44:59pm

My hair is very classy. It’s beautiful. I’m very good at building classy and beautiful hair. And I’m rich. Vote for me. Unless you’re one of those Mexican rapists. Who I love. I love the Mexicans. I do business with them. But not when they’re raping people. That a yooge no-no.

17 Lidane  Jun 29, 2015 3:47:22pm
18 b.d.  Jun 29, 2015 3:47:41pm

I hope the Trump flame doesn’t self extinguish before the real primary season starts. I think he is going to pout, sooner than later, and quit.

19 ObserverArt  Jun 29, 2015 3:48:39pm

NBC: You’re fired!

Trump: You’re fired!

NBC: No, you’re fired!

Trump: You can’t fire me…so I fire you!

NBC: Nuh uh! We fired you first.

Trump: No, I was in a speech and didn’t get the message, so it doesn’t count.

NBC: Doesn’t matter, media has already said we fired you.

Trump: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa…I can’t hear you!

NBC: Doesn’t matter, you’re still fired. It’s public record.

Trump: You can’t bully me. You’re fired!!!

NBC: You may think you always get your way, but not this time. Decision is final.

Trump: But I’m The Donald™ and you can’t do that.

NBC: Go ahead and sue us.

Trump: I’m gonna sue you!!!

NBC: Sheesh. What a clown. Now we know why you got on the bus.

20 goddamnedfrank  Jun 29, 2015 3:49:16pm
21 b.d.  Jun 29, 2015 3:49:17pm

As revenge, Trump threatens to award the Miss Universe title to a non-earthling for the first time ever.

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22 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 29, 2015 3:49:41pm

TED CRUZ IS BIRACIAL!! HE’S WHITE TWICE!!!!

23 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 29, 2015 3:52:46pm

Fundies see the light:

24 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 29, 2015 3:52:50pm

Well as wingnuts like to say MOLON LABE

25 Unabogie  Jun 29, 2015 3:54:18pm

re: #22 The Vicious Babushka

TED CRUZ IS BIRACIAL!! HE’S WHITE TWICE!!!!

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They are so freaking dense! The question wasn’t whether or not Cruz is against interracial marriage, but whether or not his arguments against marriage equality could be used by racists to refuse to marry interracial couples. Surely, by all that is good and holy, they are not so stupid that they don’t get that?

26 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 29, 2015 3:59:18pm

re: #24 The Vicious Babushka

They had the whole weekend to cook up responses to gay marriage, and that’s the best they could do? “God wants his rainbow back”?

What a bunch a’ maroons.

27 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 29, 2015 4:01:38pm

Heard a local RWNJ declare today that marijuana legalization would bring a “tidal wave of crime,” presumably when the offenders are released and all that pent-up reefer lust hits the streets.

I suppose this is as opposed to the tidal wave of drooling insanity we are seeing from the right.

28 withak  Jun 29, 2015 4:04:44pm

#RainbowIsFromRefraction

#DwayneBoweIsFromMiami

29 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 29, 2015 4:07:15pm

re: #26 Pawn of the Oppressor

They had the whole weekend to cook up responses to gay marriage, and that’s the best they could do? “God wants his rainbow back”?

What a bunch a’ maroons.

First we threw God out of the classroom, now we’re taking His stuff. Fundies have a peculiar idea of the “all powerful ruler of the universe.”

30 Great White Snark  Jun 29, 2015 4:10:45pm

The important difference bewteen Chucky Johnson and Donald Trump is that Trump has the means to do great damage. That’s a guy that can ruin you with legal costs. And bitter enough to do it. President? Not even in my nightmares.

BTW you may find a few pleasing pics (I hope) in my latest Page. Just imagine the soft sound of the breeze through the trees and the soft patter of a light rain on a pond when you take a look. It was a nice place at a good moment.

31 wrenchwench  Jun 29, 2015 4:11:11pm

At least one lizard is a former Philmont camper:

32 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 4:15:25pm
33 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 4:18:16pm

One of our County Clerks that is refusing to issue on religious grounds.

34 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 4:18:21pm

LOLOLOLOL

35 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Jun 29, 2015 4:20:27pm

I think The Daily Show needs a bigger time slot.

36 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 4:21:48pm

Add the above to this and is starts to come together…….

37 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 29, 2015 4:23:52pm

She’s just mad because she’s tired of not being as cool as that other K. Lang.

38 #FergusonFireside  Jun 29, 2015 4:25:03pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL

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Brutal!!

39 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 4:26:06pm

Her husband is running for a rethug spot in the TXLege. Her refusal is has nothing to do with her faith and everything to do with TX politics.

40 Archangelus  Jun 29, 2015 4:26:11pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL

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Nearly choked on my meal coming across that. This site needs a health hazard warning! :)

41 goddamnedfrank  Jun 29, 2015 4:30:45pm

re: #33 Dave In Austin

One of our County Clerks that is refusing to issue on religious grounds.

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My friends used to call the style of bangs she has “monkey sperm.”

I have no idea why.

True story.

42 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 4:33:17pm

Yes, because god’s rainbow is a promise not to kill everyone or something inspiring.

43 Higgs Boson's Mate  Jun 29, 2015 4:33:56pm

re: #41 goddamnedfrank

My friends used to call the style of bangs she has “monkey sperm.”

I have no idea why.

True story.

Just sayin’

44 stpaulbear  Jun 29, 2015 4:36:01pm

re: #11 FormerDirtDart

It’s alive!

Youtube Video

45 A Cranky One  Jun 29, 2015 4:36:49pm

re: #41 goddamnedfrank

My friends used to call the style of bangs she has “monkey sperm.”

I have no idea why.

True story.

I’ll never know either, because I’m not about to google that phrase. ;)

46 sizzzzlerz  Jun 29, 2015 4:38:33pm

Trump can’t help it.

It’s the hair and its got ahold of him!

47 Pawn of the Oppressor  Jun 29, 2015 4:39:45pm

re: #42 Amory Blaine

Yeah really.

“No more genocide. I promise!”, said God, with his fingers crossed behind his back

48 The Vicious Babushka  Jun 29, 2015 4:42:47pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOL

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Donald Trump never looks in a mirror. He has a good-looking intern stand in a mirror frame, mimicking his every move. That’s why he thinks he looks hot.

49 goddamnedfrank  Jun 29, 2015 4:43:00pm

re: #43 Higgs Boson’s Mate

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Just sayin’

This was long before that movie came out tho’.

50 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 4:43:17pm

re: #43 Higgs Boson’s Mate

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Just sayin’

That’s what came to my mind. I howl every time I see that clip.

51 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 4:44:28pm

Be Prepared!!11!!

52 Timothy Watson  Jun 29, 2015 4:47:55pm

I’LL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND!!1!

(With apologies to South Park.)

53 Amory Blaine  Jun 29, 2015 4:50:01pm

Charles, there’s a giant tribble on the front page. It is attacking some poor old man.

54 A Cranky One  Jun 29, 2015 4:52:21pm

Trump’s major success has been selling his brand. It’s made him famous, which has helped him stay wealthy. But his brand only appeals to those who don’t really know his history and true character.

The publicity he’ll get during a presidential run will bring his history and nature to a much wider audience. Trump’s little ego trip is going to end up damaging his brand much more than he realizes.

I think he’ll drop out of the race as soon as financial disclosure documents are required. He’s just looking for attention and hyping his brand. But I think his attempt to sell his brand via the campaign is going to backfire much more than he imagines. Suing everybody indeed. The implosion will be epic.

55 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 4:54:54pm

Fucking Idiot…

56 EPR-radar  Jun 29, 2015 4:57:00pm

re: #54 A Cranky One

What bothers me is that no matter which idiot gets the GOP nomination (including Trump), we’re probably looking at a competitive general election in 2016, especially if GOP-ruled blue states get frisky with their electoral votes.

From that point of view, the GOP clown car is much less entertaining.

57 Higgs Boson's Mate  Jun 29, 2015 4:58:30pm

re: #55 Dave In Austin

Fucking Idiot…

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Did Starnes complain when it became apparent that GW Bush couldn’t speak English at any time? I think not!

58 A Cranky One  Jun 29, 2015 4:58:57pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

Be Prepared!!11!!

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Actually, there’s software out there that has to be patched to cope with this. For instance, systems which timestamp events where a second matters.

My leap second resolution is to be lazy the entire second.

59 EPR-radar  Jun 29, 2015 5:00:48pm

re: #38 #FergusonFireside

Brutal!!

The headline is the kindest part of that Onion article. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen the Onion be so vicious. I approve, since Trump is the target.

60 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 5:00:54pm

re: #58 A Cranky One

Actually, there’s software out there that has to be patched to cope with this. For instance, systems which timestamp events where a second matters.

My leap second resolution is to be lazy the entire second.

I plan to sleep through it.

61 EPR-radar  Jun 29, 2015 5:01:59pm

re: #57 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Did Starnes complain when it became apparent that GW Bush couldn’t speak English at any time? I think not!

I forget where I saw it, but the description of Starnes as a “freakishly large toddler” really fits well.

62 gwangung  Jun 29, 2015 5:03:10pm

re: #55 Dave In Austin

Fucking Idiot…

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Todd needs to get out of his house and meet some folks out in the real world.

Second gen. Italians spoke a lot of Italian at home, you know….

63 TedStriker  Jun 29, 2015 5:04:35pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

At least one lizard is a former Philmont camper:

*waves*

Talk about a freak accident, but at least three were able to have been rescued by Philstaff. I feel for the deceased boy’s family, for his crew, his troop, and for the Philstaff and NMSP folks that had to find and recover the body.

As much as Philmont is considered to be one of Scouting’s ultimate outdoor destinations and even one of its “holy sites”, as it were, it’s easy for those of us who have been or want to go there to forget that, out beyond the “civilization” of Base Camp, the Villa Philmonte, and Cimarron, Philmont’s backcountry is still a very wild, rugged, untamed place. In addition to flash floods such as this fatal one, backcountry fires and the (still fairly remote) possibility of attacks from bears and cougars looking for food are very real at Philmont.

64 Dave In Austin  Jun 29, 2015 5:04:44pm

re: #61 EPR-radar

I forget where I saw it, but the description of Starnes as a “freakishly large toddler” really fits well.

You put Starnes and Chucky in a playpen together and that make 2 big babies… Prolly need to shave em’ both 1st.

65 unproven innocence  Jun 29, 2015 5:04:57pm

re: #54 A Cranky One

Trump’s major success has been selling his brand. It’s made him famous, which has helped him stay wealthy. But his brand only appeals to those who don’t really know his history and true character.

The publicity he’ll get during a presidential run will bring his history and nature to a much wider audience. Trump’s little ego trip is going to end up damaging his brand much more than he realizes.

I think he’ll drop out of the race as soon as financial disclosure documents are required. He’s just looking for attention and hyping his brand. But I think his attempt to sell his brand via the campaign is going to backfire much more than he imagines. Suing everybody indeed. The implosion will be epic.

IMO, Trump’s racist comments accompanying his announcement to run were carefully planned. He expected the controversy to dominate the news for at least a week or three. But it went sideways when another racist walked into a church in Charleston SC.

66 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 29, 2015 5:06:56pm

re: #65 unproven innocence

IMO, Trump’s racist comments accompanying his announcement to run were carefully planned. He expected the controversy to dominate the news for at least a week or three. But it went sideways when another racist walked into a church in Charleston SC.

Trump will drop out before the first debate.

67 A Cranky One  Jun 29, 2015 5:07:58pm

re: #56 EPR-radar

What bothers me is that no matter which idiot gets the GOP nomination (including Trump), we’re probably looking at a competitive general election in 2016, especially if GOP-ruled blue states get frisky with their electoral votes.

From that point of view, the GOP clown car is much less entertaining.

My youngest always thought clowns are scary. I agree.

OT, but I once attended a small funeral where the immediate family were all professional clowns, and drove a custom van advertising their business. So the drive to the cemetery had the hearse, followed by a van advertising “Clowns For All Occasions”, then a half dozen cars. Got some interesting reactions during the trip. ;)

68 Eventual Carrion  Jun 29, 2015 6:09:14pm

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel

Heard a local RWNJ declare today that marijuana legalization would bring a “tidal wave of crime,” presumably when the offenders are released and all that pent-up reefer lust hits the streets.

I suppose this is as opposed to the tidal wave of drooling insanity we are seeing from the right.

At least Hostess is back or it could be a disaster.

69 Eventual Carrion  Jun 29, 2015 6:16:32pm

re: #55 Dave In Austin

Fucking Idiot…

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Ask Todd if he speaks Cherokee.

70 Bubblehead II  Jun 29, 2015 6:37:55pm

Night Lizards,

71 BlueSpotinAL  Jun 30, 2015 9:44:57am

re: #63 TedStriker

*waves*

Talk about a freak accident, but at least three were able to have been rescued by Philstaff. I feel for the deceased boy’s family, for his crew, his troop, and for the Philstaff and NMSP folks that had to find and recover the body.

As much as Philmont is considered to be one of Scouting’s ultimate outdoor destinations and even one of its “holy sites”, as it were, it’s easy for those of us who have been or want to go there to forget that, out beyond the “civilization” of Base Camp, the Villa Philmonte, and Cimarron, Philmont’s backcountry is still a very wild, rugged, untamed place. In addition to flash floods such as this fatal one, backcountry fires and the (still fairly remote) possibility of attacks from bears and cougars looking for food are very real at Philmont.

A bear had to be shot at my camp - repeat offender (first time they relocate the bear far away) who would not stay away from trash cans.


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