1 Kid A  Jul 8, 2015 4:14:15pm
2 Kragar  Jul 8, 2015 4:15:39pm

This just in: Trump announces he will win Simpsons vote by landslide.

3 aagcobb  Jul 8, 2015 4:17:00pm

re: #1 Kid A

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Isn’t it funny how conservatives have conned themselves into giving money to gay couples to show their opposition to same sex marriage?

4 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 4:18:02pm
5 Iwouldprefernotto  Jul 8, 2015 4:20:08pm

Haven’t watched the Simpsons in years, but the clip was awesome.

6 Kragar  Jul 8, 2015 4:21:28pm
7 Kragar  Jul 8, 2015 4:22:42pm
8 Kid A  Jul 8, 2015 4:22:53pm

Gaystapo. Wingers are so cute when they think they’re being witty. Bless their empty, black hearts.

9 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 4:23:54pm

He haz a cunning plan!

10 wrenchwench  Jul 8, 2015 4:25:14pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

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He could mistake his shame for your forcing him to agree with you. Because political equality is not sufficient…

11 ObserverArt  Jul 8, 2015 4:26:41pm

SUHC

Shut Up Herman Cain.

No one cares what you think.

Yes…SUCK!

12 Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 8, 2015 4:28:14pm

re: #1 Kid A

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Gaystapo? Nein, nein, nein!

13 Kragar  Jul 8, 2015 4:29:31pm

My brother is going to be a panelist at Comic-Con this year.

14 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 4:29:33pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza talking about baking — it doesn’t get any more ironic (or taste more like cardboard) than that.

15 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 4:30:11pm

Ben, how is the media lying by showing Trump actually saying all that racist and idiotic shit?

16 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jul 8, 2015 4:33:29pm

re: #15 The Vicious Babushka

Grease fire of incompetence and lies?

Grease fire?

WTF?

17 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 4:34:16pm

The buffoonery continues

Rep. Bedingfield is now discussing grievances with the federal government.

Otherwise, he is rehashing all the same arguments from earlier when the alternate flag was first considered.

Rep. Bedingfield has finished his remarks and is taking questions.

18 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jul 8, 2015 4:35:47pm

re: #17 BeachDem

The buffoonery continues

Rep. Bedingfield is now discussing grievances with the federal government.

Otherwise, he is rehashing all the same arguments from earlier when the alternate flag was first considered.

Rep. Bedingfield has finished his remarks and is taking questions.

Have they got to the part where they talk about secession and taking up arms against the northern oppressors?

Or am I getting my centuries confused?

19 aagcobb  Jul 8, 2015 4:35:49pm

re: #15 The Vicious Babushka

Ben, how is the media lying by showing Trump actually saying all that racist and idiotic shit?

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Trump is making the GOP presidential campaign everything I could possibly hope for: totally centered on trump and the idiocies he spouts. It just doesn’t get any better than this; I can hardly wait to watch him dominate the GOP debates on Fox News and CNN!

20 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 4:38:22pm
21 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 4:39:00pm

good grief…

22 MomSense  Jul 8, 2015 4:42:25pm

When I see the state of the Republican field of candidates for President I just can’t believe that this is happening. Is this real life?

23 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 4:43:07pm
24 WhatEVs  Jul 8, 2015 4:43:24pm

re: #15 The Vicious Babushka

Ben, how is the media lying by showing Trump actually saying all that racist and idiotic shit?

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“STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAID!”

25 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 4:45:21pm
26 Higgs Boson's Mate  Jul 8, 2015 4:49:21pm

re: #24 WhatEVs

“STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAID!”

So let me say on the record, any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood.
-Newt Gingrich, May 2011

27 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 4:49:49pm

re: #16 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Grease fire of incompetence and lies?

Grease fire?

WTF?

it’s a mock turtle soup of misdirection with a wizard of oz worth of straw men

28 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 4:51:39pm

“If the Confederacy falls, there should be written on its tombstone: DIED OF A THEORY.” —Jefferson Davis

Now bugger off, rebs.

29 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 4:53:26pm
30 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 4:54:11pm

Oh good grief X 20.

31 Ian G.  Jul 8, 2015 4:55:59pm

re: #30 BeachDem

Oh good grief X 20.

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Good. Maybe the idiot will have to confront the fact that South Carolina’s secession was never about “states rights” or any other principle other than the right of aristocrats to keep other human beings as farm equipment.

32 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 4:56:10pm

re: #30 BeachDem

Oh good grief X 20.

“We hold these Chick fil A’s to be self-evident, and the Lord saith ‘Go forth and batter and deep fry everything, not once, not twice, but thrice. Amen.’”

33 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 4:56:18pm
34 Ian G.  Jul 8, 2015 4:57:14pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

Erwin Rommel questioned the policies of the Third Reich, but still fought for it. Therefore, we should fly the swastika in front of the state government house in Bavaria.

Wait, what?

35 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 4:57:47pm
36 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 4:58:01pm

HUMANITY IS SAVED!

37 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 4:58:37pm

re: #31 Ian G.

Good. Maybe the idiot will have to confront the fact that South Carolina’s secession was never about “states rights” or any other principle other than the right of aristocrats to keep other human beings as farm equipment.

Consider the source of the mini-filibuster:

Jonathon D. Hill
Home-schooled
Organizer, Anderson TEA Party

38 Ian G.  Jul 8, 2015 4:58:44pm

re: #16 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Grease fire of incompetence and lies?

Grease fire?

WTF?

Go home, Ben. You’re never going to be the smug sociopath that Limbaugh is. He’s Kurt Cobain of right-wing assholery. You’re Scott Stapp.

39 TedStriker  Jul 8, 2015 4:59:15pm

A little OT, but this will piss you off and make you want to break shit (both stories are about the same person, Acting DA Dale Cox of Caddo Parrish, LA):

The New Yorker: Revenge Killing - Race and the death penalty in a Louisiana parish

NY Times: The Prosecutor Who Says Louisiana Should ‘Kill More People’

40 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 4:59:25pm

re: #37 BeachDem

41 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 4:59:30pm

re: #30 BeachDem

Rep. Jonathon Hill, who wants to keep the Confederate flag, reads the S.C. article of secession

“…But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery, has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the General Government have ceased to effect the objects of the Constitution…

…A geographical line has been drawn across the Union, and all the States north of that line have united in the election of a man to the high office of President of the United States, whose opinions and purposes are hostile to slavery. He is to be entrusted with the administration of the common Government, because he has declared that that “Government cannot endure permanently half slave, half free,” and that the public mind must rest in the belief that slavery is in the course of ultimate extinction….”

42 Ian G.  Jul 8, 2015 5:00:34pm

re: #37 BeachDem

Consider the source of the mini-filibuster:

Jonathon D. Hill
Home-schooled
Organizer, Anderson TEA Party

That explains a lot. I’m guessing he’s never heard of the American Civil War as anything other than “The War of Northern Aggression”.

43 Dave In Austin  Jul 8, 2015 5:01:14pm

Bop Break……
…

44 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:01:55pm
45 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:02:30pm
46 #FergusonFireside  Jul 8, 2015 5:02:38pm

re: #30 BeachDem

Oh good grief X 20.

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WTF is that scepter?

47 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:02:39pm

re: #34 Ian G.

Erwin Rommel questioned the policies of the Third Reich, but still fought for it. Therefore, we should fly the swastika in front of the state government house in Bavaria.

Wait, what?

Yeesh. Ya know, just once I’d like to hear these yahoos mention some other tyrant, like Genghis Khan or Basil II or Jefferson Davis. But of course that would mean actually reading a book while they’re cutting their states’ education funds.

48 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:03:09pm
49 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:03:35pm

re: #40 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That’s like the third or fourth time that amendment has been brought up with slightly different wording. And this time they voted to continue debate on it. Sigh.

The confederate supporters are gathering their forces—remember, the GOP has a 32 person edge on Dems in the House (78-46)

50 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:04:20pm

And this is the real reason for all these shenanigans:

51 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:06:17pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

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And she’s a Republican.

52 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:07:05pm
53 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 5:08:13pm
54 Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 8, 2015 5:08:46pm

Too bad we can’t send this to the SC State House.

…

55 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:08:47pm

Probably for moral support to the Dems. (Again, I remind everyone that if Vincent had won the Governor’s race, the fucking flag would have probably already been down.)

56 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:09:52pm

Bob Dylan — Dixie

…

57 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:10:12pm
58 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:11:29pm

A break till 8:30—whew, I needed it. The only bright spot has been that my idiot rep hasn’t run his mouth (yet.) Although, he did FINALLY come out for taking it down, albeit for all the wrong reasons.

59 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:13:35pm

re: #46 #FergusonFireside

WTF is that scepter?

I didn’t forget you!

THE MACE OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
The South Carolina House of Representatives Mace is the oldest legislative mace in use in the United States. A Mace is the emblem of authority for the House of Representatives. It has been the custom every day, since 1880, upon the opening of session, for the Sergeant-at-Arms to bear the mace ahead of the Speaker and lay it upon its specially prepared rack on the Rostrum in front of the Speaker.
scstatehouse.gov

60 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:17:35pm

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
A Democrat SIGNED THE BILL you fuckbags

61 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:22:03pm

re: #60 The Vicious Babushka

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
A Democrat SIGNED THE BILL you fuckbags

That was only 51 years, 1 day, 1 hour, 22 minutes and 56 seconds ago, leotards!!!1!!

62 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 5:24:36pm

re: #60 The Vicious Babushka

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
A Democrat SIGNED THE BILL you fuckbags

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i just tell them that it is a crying shame that the party of lincoln ended up eagerly absorbing the dixiecrats that once disgraced the democratic party

63 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:25:52pm
64 aagcobb  Jul 8, 2015 5:26:03pm

re: #41 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

“…But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery, has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the General Government have ceased to effect the objects of the Constitution…

…A geographical line has been drawn across the Union, and all the States north of that line have united in the election of a man to the high office of President of the United States, whose opinions and purposes are hostile to slavery. He is to be entrusted with the administration of the common Government, because he has declared that that “Government cannot endure permanently half slave, half free,” and that the public mind must rest in the belief that slavery is in the course of ultimate extinction….”

Very very strange choice of reading material for someone claiming the Confederate Battle Flag is heritage not hate.

65 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 5:26:22pm
66 aagcobb  Jul 8, 2015 5:29:24pm

re: #53 Charles Johnson

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Reince Priebus is likely ordering industrial strength Tums about now. I love it!

67 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 5:30:02pm

re: #64 aagcobb

Very very strange choice of reading material for someone claiming the Confederate Battle Flag is heritage not hate.

i bet he has been told all his life that it is all about states’ rights and when he gets to the slavery parts he’ll be in shock

typical in some parts for people to believe that a text says the opposite of what it actually says cough*the bible*cough

68 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:31:30pm

Homer Simpson exploring Donald’s hear reminds me of this South Park episode:
southpark.cc.com

69 Drive By Commenter  Jul 8, 2015 5:35:28pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson

A stale box of Cracker Jack, way beyond the sell by date with no prize at the bottom. And you paid full price for it. With no receipt.

70 William Lewis  Jul 8, 2015 5:35:36pm

Just saw this elsewhere. Anyone know if it’s real? Because I really hope it is…

71 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:35:44pm
72 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 5:36:45pm

Another article about the fake Hillary photo that fails to credit LGF for debunking it.

“The Internet angrily called out D’Souza.”

esquire.com

73 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:36:49pm
74 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:37:48pm

re: #70 William Lewis

Just saw this elsewhere. Anyone know if it’s real? Because I really hope it is…

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Well here’s the entire interview if you feel like watching 51 minutes of Ted Cruz
…

75 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 5:38:39pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Well here’s the entire interview if you feel like watching 51 minutes of Ted Cruz
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NOPE

76 William Lewis  Jul 8, 2015 5:39:52pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Well here’s the entire interview if you feel like watching 51 minutes of Ted Cruz
[Embedded content]

Shuddder. She’s a braver soul than I to put up with that hack for that long.

77 Drive By Commenter  Jul 8, 2015 5:39:56pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Too much time that will never be regained.

78 Iwouldprefernotto  Jul 8, 2015 5:40:00pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Well here’s the entire interview if you feel like watching 51 minutes of Ted Cruz
[Embedded content]

Can I do drugs first? Preferably something that will put me in a coma and doesn’t let me wake up until the interview is over.

79 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:40:48pm

And my prediction for the dark horse GOP nominee rearing his forelocks out of the crowded paddock of a deadlocked convention is…

80 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:45:57pm
81 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:46:03pm

Oh look A Bigot in my Timeline==>

82 Charles Johnson  Jul 8, 2015 5:46:05pm
83 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 5:48:20pm

re: #71 The Vicious Babushka

You forgot that your Liberties ARE being violated if you’re FORCED to participate in a GAY wedding to be in business

can i refuse to serve you lunch in my restaurant because it’s against my religion to feed morons?

84 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:48:48pm
85 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 8, 2015 5:49:34pm

re: #81 The Vicious Babushka

If you’re “catering” the wedding, you’re part of it. And “decorating” a cake is more than baking.

believes in gay cooties

86 ObserverArt  Jul 8, 2015 5:50:39pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs

And fear the Torn Hangnail of Totalitarianism!

7:57 PM - 8 Jul 2015

Don’t know about you, but all the Small Paper Cuts by Progressives add up and make this country hurt!

87 The Vicious Babushka  Jul 8, 2015 5:52:43pm
88 Jenner7  Jul 8, 2015 5:54:11pm
89 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:54:28pm
90 TedStriker  Jul 8, 2015 5:55:09pm

re: #81 The Vicious Babushka

Oh look A Bigot in my Timeline==>

@viciousbabushka @PattiKimble If you’re “catering” the wedding, you’re part of it. And “decorating” a cake is more than baking.

— Tony Powers (@PowersToPeeps) July 9, 2015

re: #84 The Vicious Babushka

@viciousbabushka “Catering” a wedding or being forced to “decorate” a cake using your GOD given talent against you’re belief’s is slavery.

— Tony Powers (@PowersToPeeps) July 9, 2015

91 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:55:16pm

heh

92 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:56:20pm

re: #87 The Vicious Babushka

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Tony Powers, isn’t he the guy who does those late night self-awareness/real estate scam infomercials? Or am I confusing him with that Tom Selleck pilot that didn’t get picked up, Tony Powers, P.I.?

Or maybe I’m getting him confused with somebody I couldn’t care less about. Yeah, that’s him.

93 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:56:25pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

I said it earlier—don ‘t fuck with Gilda Cobb-Hunter. She will NOT sit quietly by!

94 Ian G.  Jul 8, 2015 5:57:27pm

re: #87 The Vicious Babushka

Can someone translate his argument about making cake and slavery into “sane”, please?

95 Jenner7  Jul 8, 2015 5:57:41pm

Go Cobb-Hinter!

96 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:58:10pm

oooh…he’s begging for a smackdown now.

97 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 5:58:11pm

re: #95 Jenner7

Go Cobb-Hinter!

98 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 5:59:43pm
99 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 5:59:56pm

Fill me in guys, this is on C-Span and not just in your minds, right? ;-)

But seriously, is it C-Span?

100 Jenner7  Jul 8, 2015 6:00:43pm

re: #99 De Kolta Chair

I’m watching it on nbcnews.com.

101 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 6:01:33pm

re: #100 Jenner7

I’m watching it on nbcnews.com.

Thanks a bunch, Jenner7! Wow, I haven’t watch an NBC affiliate since General Electric took the money and ran. Stand back, I’m goin’ in! (I wish I was in Dixie, away, away…)

102 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 6:01:47pm
103 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:01:49pm
104 calochortus  Jul 8, 2015 6:03:37pm

re: #87 The Vicious Babushka

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OK. I made the cake for my daughter’s wedding. She was touched by my doing that for her and her husband. I was also rather intimately involved in the actual wedding, so you might be able to say that the cake was a part of the wedding.
Thing is, I didn’t charge her for the cake-not even for the ingredients. It was a gift. No one is asking commercial bakeries to gift cakes to couples, so they should really get over the whole thing.

105 aagcobb  Jul 8, 2015 6:05:45pm

re: #94 Ian G.

Can someone translate his argument about making cake and slavery into “sane”, please?

Doesn’t translate.

106 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:06:13pm
107 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:07:39pm
108 teleskiguy  Jul 8, 2015 6:07:48pm
109 BeachDem  Jul 8, 2015 6:09:02pm

re: #101 De Kolta Chair

Thanks a bunch, Jenner7!

It’s on CSpan 3—I can only take so much of the noise, so I have 4 statehouse twitter feeds running for when I need a break.

110 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:10:26pm

zing!

111 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:12:44pm
112 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 8, 2015 6:14:23pm
113 De Kolta Chair  Jul 8, 2015 6:24:13pm

re: #109 BeachDem

It’s on CSpan 3—I can only take so much of the noise, so I have 4 statehouse twitter feeds running for when I need a break.

Thanks Beach, that works better for me.

[Five seconds in] Oh, dear god, make it stop!!!

///

114 Decatur Deb  Jul 8, 2015 7:51:55pm

re: #94 Ian G.

Can someone translate his argument about making cake and slavery into “sane”, please?

It’s like this: If you’re building a funerary pyramid for a god-king, your bar mitzva is on hold until the pope sells you an indulgence.

(Yeah, the time-line is a little fuzzy, but it’s the best I can do on 3 hourd sleep.)


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