Board Member of Right Wing Group That Made Planned Parenthood Video Believes Murdering Doctors Is “Justifiable”

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We noted yesterday that the leader of the group (“The Center For Medical Progress”) that produced the latest deceptive, heavily edited video attacking Planned Parenthood, David Daleiden, is actually a friend and associate of discredited right wing hatchet man James O’Keefe, and was a classmate at Claremont College of infamous cyberstalker Chuck C. Johnson.

But today Media Matters has unearthed another even more disturbing personality in this group.

One of the members of CMP’s board of directors, Troy Newman, is also the president of the extreme anti-abortion group Operation Rescue — an organization linked to several attacks on abortion clinics, that openly encourages stalking and harassment of clinic workers and doctors. Newman has actually gone on record saying he believes the killing of abortion doctors is a “justifiable defensive action.”

Troy Newman, President of Operation Rescue, Serves On Board of Directors. “Operation Rescue President Troy Newman serves on the Board of Daleiden’s Center for Medical Progress. During this investigation, Newman advised Daleiden, providing consultation services and material support.” [Christian Newswire, 7/14/15]

Newman Called Murder Of Abortion Clinic Doctor A “Justifiable Defensive Action.” In a 2003 press release, Newman defended Paul Jennings Hill, who was executed by lethal injection for murdering abortion doctor John Britton in Pensacola, FL. Newman argued that Hill should have been able to defend himself by classifying the murder as justifiable.

Today’s scheduled execution of Paul Hill is not justice, but is another example of the judicial tyranny that is gripping our nation. A Florida judge denied Rev. Hill his right to present a defense that claimed that the killing of the abortionist was necessary to save the lives of the pre-born babies that were scheduled to be killed by abortion that day. Our system of justice is based upon ‘innocent until proven guilty,’ but in Rev. Hill’s case, there was no justice because the court prevented him from presenting the legal defense that his conduct was justifiable defensive action.

“There are many examples where taking the life in defense of innocent human beings is legally justified and permissible under the law. Paul Hill should have been given the opportunity to defend himself with the defense of his choosing in a court of law. [Operation Rescue West press release, 9/3/03]

And Newman himself has also admitted stalking clinic workers, according to the Los Angeles Times:

Newman will pick through clinic workers’ trash to figure out where they do business; he’ll trail them at a distance to learn their routines. His goal is not just to make their lives uncomfortable. He wants to unsettle and disgust their friends and associates, so their hairstylists and their pharmacists, even their neighbors, make it clear they’re not welcome in Wichita.

These are the extremists and far right operatives doing their best to push this bogus hit job into the mainstream media.

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:27:57pm

This video has gone absolutely viral on my Facebook feed. Wingnuts are eating this shit up like it’s candy. It’s disgusting and I can’t believe how many people are falling for the lies.

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A Cranky One  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:30:21pm

If only their ethics were as strong as their hatred. SMH

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:31:04pm

perusal of freeperville indicates that walker is not catching on

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:31:30pm

The tactic worked successfully against ACORN and Shirley Sherrod, they are simply going to stick to the playbook. And now they have GOP congressmen on their side, too.

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:31:59pm

Let us get that question onto the August debate stage for the GOP candidates.

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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:35:46pm

If Operation Rescue sounds familiar, it’s because one of their members was the woman who fed Scott Roeder information on where George Tiller would be and at what times. The same woman had been convicted in 1988 of conspiring to blow up an abortion clinic.

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Bubblehead II  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:36:28pm

Repost from downstairs but somewhat germane to the conversation.

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:36:47pm
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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:37:52pm

Righteousness is a disease.

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:39:21pm

re: #5 darthstar

Let us get that question onto the August debate stage for the GOP candidates.

I can see a Faux News idiot asking the clown car occupants: “What’s your response to reports of fetal organ harvesting by Planned Parenthood?”

This might get us to the full ‘2 minutes hate’ from 1984 a bit earlier than expected.

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:40:32pm

re: #7 Bubblehead II

Repost from downstairs but somewhat germane to the conversation.

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Awesome.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:40:44pm

It takes a twisted lack of empathy for humans to value zygotes over the women who carry them and the doctors who take care of women. ‘Pro-lifers’ should all be given examinations and counseling, for the safety of women and doctors. And a course in biology might help.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:41:38pm

And speaking of right-wing morons, there’s a new, very serious, very important coalition called REAL MARRIAGE: One Man/One Woman for Life (guess that leaves Newt, and zombie-Reagan, and Mark Sanford, and Pete Sessions, and Rush, and Trump and many of the other dedicated hypocrites on the right, out.)

They not only have a fabulous speakers’ bureau that includes Andy Schlafley and Janet Porter, and some guy who’s a “creater” of reparative therapy (not sure if that’s supposed to be creator or creature—but I digress), they also, apparently, have a time machine, as their website (and a thing of beauty it is) has a 2023 copyright date.

texasobserver.org
realmarriageforlife.com

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:42:49pm

re: #13 BeachDem

To be fair to them, “One Man/One Woman for Life, unless it is inconvenient for the man, in which case he’s allowed to do as he damn well pleases” is a bit long for a slogan.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:43:13pm

Oldest sperm ever is discovered in Antarctica, by accident

can i have a joke please?

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:43:47pm

The cons’ overnight embrace of this hoax followed by their candidates’ falling all over themselves to embrace it too suggests some real fun for thoughtful liberal hoaxsters.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:44:33pm

re: #14 thedopefishlives

To be fair to them, “One Man/One Woman for Life, unless it is inconvenient for the man, in which case he’s allowed to do as he damn well pleases” is a bit long for a slogan.

Point taken!

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:44:49pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Oldest sperm ever is discovered in Antarctica, by accident

can i have a joke please?

So Mary told the holy ghost to go pound sand the first time he visited?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:44:51pm

re: #15 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Oldest sperm ever is discovered in Antarctica, by accident

can i have a joke please?

It would only work in German.

The act of spilling one’s seed is called a kalter Bauer, literally a “cold farmer”. This is one heckuva cold farmer, indeed…

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:44:54pm

re: #12 wrenchwench

It takes a twisted lack of empathy for humans to value zygotes over the women who carry them and the doctors who take care of women. ‘Pro-lifers’ should all be given examinations and counseling, for the safety of women and doctors. And a course in biology might help.

Wouldn’t help wrench…they are drunk on religious righteousness and the feeling of superiority that comes with it. They’d never take to any lessons. Laws can’t stop them…

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ozharas  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:45:54pm

If any of these screaming Twitter loons was suddenly ill or their child developed some God awful cancer, and a doctor mentioned a cutting edge experimental stem cell treatment, they’d fall over themselves in their desperation to try it, and probably not give a passing thought as to how many “body parts” went into the research and development of that treatment.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:47:47pm

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:48:28pm

re: #12 wrenchwench

It takes a twisted lack of empathy for humans to value zygotes over the women who carry them and the doctors who take care of women. ‘Pro-lifers’ should all be given examinations and counseling, for the safety of women and doctors. And a course in biology might help.

I certainly don’t take the claims of war-mongering kill-them-all death cultists to value the life of the unborn at face value. Such claims flatly contradict just about every other aspect of RWNJ orthodoxy, and are therefore incredible on their face.

What RWNJs really like about the abortion issue is that it gives them a way to brand their opposition as completely evil.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:49:34pm

Ohio police charge man who filmed but didn’t aid teens in car crash

CLEVELAND (Reuters) - An Ohio man was charged on Wednesday for entering a vehicle after an accident where he filmed two injured teenagers, one of whom later died, while calling them “idiots” and making no effort to help them, police said.

Paul Pelton, 41, was charged with vehicular trespass after he opened a back door and leaned into the vehicle to capture video on his cellphone just after the Monday accident in Lorain, 30 miles west of Cleveland, the Lorain Police Department said.

asshole

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:49:54pm

re: #23 EPR-radar

I certainly don’t take the claims of war-mongering kill-them-all death cultists to value the life of the unborn at face value. Such claims flatly contradict just about every other aspect of RWNJ orthodoxy, and are therefore incredible on their face.

What RWNJs really like about the abortion issue is that it gives them a way to brand their opposition as completely evil.

There’s that, and there’s the fact that pro-lifers are really, at their core, simply indulging in the most extreme form of slut-shaming possible. Basically telling women who get knocked up out of wedlock, YOU STUPID SLUTS SHOULD’VE KEPT YOUR LEGS CLOSED, NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!!1!11

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:50:32pm

re: #20 ObserverArt

Wouldn’t help wrench…they are drunk on religious righteousness and the feeling of superiority that comes with it. They’d never take to any lessons. Laws can’t stop them…

They think the Devil speaks through scientists, and the Y’all Qaeda position is that God loves murderers of doctor. They are terrorists.

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Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:52:04pm

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

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38.9% Left, 41.7% Liberal

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:52:36pm

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

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63.9% Left, 33.3% Liberal

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:52:56pm

re: #28 darthstar

63.9% Left, 33.3% Liberal

I’m a damn moderate!

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Jenner7  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:52:58pm

re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth

Was he inspired by the Nightcrawler movie?? Damn.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:53:17pm

re: #25 thedopefishlives

There’s that, and there’s the fact that pro-lifers are really, at their core, simply indulging in the most extreme form of slut-shaming possible. Basically telling women who get knocked up out of wedlock, YOU STUPID SLUTS SHOULD’VE KEPT YOUR LEGS CLOSED, NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!!1!11

Those people can’t deal with the married mothers of several children who want an abortion.

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William Lewis  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:54:25pm

People like these are one of the reasons I believe in CCW.

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Kragar  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:55:17pm

Local wingnut radio just interviewed this guy on air. He sounded like a total crackpot.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:55:20pm

re: #26 wrenchwench

What they don’t realize is that technology is now allowing us to know who they are and to be able to identify them-preferably before they strike.

The only way that they will be able to attack is if they become snipers-and if that happens-it’ll be game over for them-society as a whole will not tolerate that.

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:56:11pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

Those people can’t deal with the married mothers of several children who want an abortion.

Many of them believe that even married people shouldn’t be having sex if they aren’t trying to get pregnant. It’s a fairly common viewpoint, especially among the more extreme ends of the wingnut spectrum. I believe I’ve mentioned before running into a quiverfull lady who is the one woman I’ve ever wanted to punch, after she insulted my mom for having her tubes tied after life-threatening complications during my delivery.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:59:22pm

re: #35 thedopefishlives

Many of them believe that even married people shouldn’t be having sex if they aren’t trying to get pregnant. It’s a fairly common viewpoint, especially among the more extreme ends of the wingnut spectrum. I believe I’ve mentioned before running into a quiverfull lady who is the one woman I’ve ever wanted to punch, after she insulted my mom for having her tubes tied after life-threatening complications during my delivery.

I believe that’s the Catholic doctrine also.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 3:59:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:00:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:01:22pm

That hashtag is just so much fun today.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:02:15pm

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

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Mine was 58.3% left; 50% liberal

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:02:42pm

#YouMightBeAWingnut if you think embryos are people who must be protected at all costs but hungry children on food stamps are wild animals.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:02:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:03:34pm
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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:03:37pm

re: #24 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ohio police charge man who filmed but didn’t aid teens in car crash

asshole

That is fucking sick and depraved.

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:04:01pm
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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:04:27pm

re: #45 darthstar

Full story here:
blog.sfgate.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:05:55pm
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Bubblehead II  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:05:55pm

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

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33.3 Left 27.8 Liberal.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:06:51pm

Ben haz a sad. It teh nom.

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:06:56pm

re: #42 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:08:44pm

FREE INTERNETS FOR TEH MOOCHERS BUT I HAZ 2 PAY COMCAST FOR SHITTY DIALUP1!1!!!!

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:10:28pm

I just got accused of “spewing Illuminati propaganda” on Twitter.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:10:32pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

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He was detained by the UN? Wait. WHAT? (and is a vN a van or some super secret code for something something?)

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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:11:26pm
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Varek Raith  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:11:30pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

I just got accused of “spewing Illuminati propaganda” on Twitter.

Sweet.
/

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:11:31pm

re: #44 BeachDem

That is fucking sick and depraved.

Lot of that going around. The ‘net helps it too, as he probably intended to use it somewhere.

Being an auto nut and auto racing enthusiast, I’ve come across some really stunning stuff on crashes on the ‘net.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:12:38pm

re: #54 darthstar

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I’ve watched it twice and still can’t figure out if it’s real or parody.

NINJAS coming for our guns!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:13:05pm

re: #56 ObserverArt

Lot of that going around. The ‘net helps it too, as he probably intended to use it somewhere.

Being an auto nut and auto racing enthusiast, I’ve come across some really stunning stuff on crashes on the ‘net.

later in the article:

Pelton, a Lorain resident, was arrested and charged with a fourth-degree misdemeanor for entering what police said was a crime scene, not for taking the video or trying to sell it to news organizations after posting it to Facebook, Lorain Police Detective Buddy Sivert said.

Pelton committed a crime only when he entered the car without permission, Sivert said. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 30 days in jail and a $250 fine.

“We searched to try to find anything to charge him with,” Sivert said. “It is not a crime to stick a camera where a kid is dying or try to sell it.”

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:14:34pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

Now who will be the first wingnut congressman to call for an investigation of Jade Helm 15?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:16:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:16:31pm
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darthstar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:16:41pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:17:20pm

re: #52 Charles Johnson

Illuminati!?! Man, that’s a huge promotion, boss!

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:17:32pm

re: #59 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Now who will be the first wingnut congressman to call for an investigation of Jade Helm 15?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:19:00pm

re: #54 darthstar

I posted this one downstairs earlier. Derptastic.

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Bubblehead II  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:19:13pm

re: #57 BeachDem

I’ve watched it twice and still can’t figure out if it’s real or parody.

NINJAS coming for our guns!!

I made it up to the Ninja spot and had to shut it down. The DERP was overpowering with this one.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:20:11pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

I prefer Marshall Tucker to martial law.

Video

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:20:28pm

Ben needs some quiet time in a dim room. He is getting overstimulated.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:21:04pm

I knew it!

Jade Helm is using all new technology…never seen.

That’s right, totally invisible stealth uniforms and all equipment and arms. Texas won’t know what hit them. The media will never capture it.

Brilliant!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:21:07pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:21:10pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s too stoopid (and too busy) trying to deal with the 14th Amendment shitstorm he and his administration has stirred up.

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Skip Intro  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:21:25pm

Trump’s FEC filing today.

One thing it shows is that he’s spent exactly ZERO dollars on his campaign.

docquery.fec.gov

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:21:30pm
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makeitstop  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:22:11pm

re: #59 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Now who will be the first wingnut congressman to call for an investigation of Jade Helm 15?

Didn’t a few of them do that months ago?

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Skip Intro  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:22:16pm

re: #70 The Vicious Babushka

Please stop.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:22:26pm

re: #54 darthstar

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Video

He wasn’t kidding?

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:22:26pm

Leah Torres has the most patience I have seen on Twitter. I love her.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:23:07pm

re: #68 The Vicious Babushka

The nurse couldn’t stop by Benji’s place today-GOP budget cuts.

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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:23:21pm

re: #68 The Vicious Babushka

Ben needs some quiet time in a dim room. He is getting overstimulated.

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Hey Ben, how’s this for a proposal to get those Americans released: We convince Israel to sell weapons to Iran, then use the proceeds from the sale to fund anti-communist death squads in South America?

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:23:26pm

re: #69 ObserverArt

I knew it!

Jade Helm is using all new technology…never seen.

That’s right, totally invisible stealth uniforms and all equipment and arms. Texas won’t know what hit them. The media will never capture it.

Brilliant!

And NINJAS hiding in boxes ready to take our guns. Don’t forget the NINJAS!! (for some reason, that cracks me up)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:23:37pm
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allegro  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:23:59pm

re: #66 Bubblehead II

I made it up to the Ninja spot and had to shut it down. The DERP was overpowering with this one.

I almost did that as well but then stuck it through hoping for a punch line. There wasn’t one.

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makeitstop  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:24:04pm

re: #66 Bubblehead II

I made it up to the Ninja spot and had to shut it down. The DERP was overpowering with this one.

Gotta be a parody. The guy was getting all worked up about chain link fence, for cryin’ out loud.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:24:26pm

re: #76 #FergusonFireside

Nope. We’re talking weapons grade derp here.

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plansbandc  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:25:59pm

Ben is truly one of those most despicable people on twitter. Just horrible in every possible way.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:26:50pm

Ben Shapiro is just about ready to blow.

We may be reading about him soon. I hope he doesn’t hurt anyone.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:27:27pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:28:33pm

I wonder if Ben understands that America sort of lost a lot of credibility on the subject of what another country does with our citizens when we allowed Texas to execute a Mexican national despite warnings that doing so would be in violation of international treaties?

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:28:37pm

re: #83 makeitstop

Gotta be a parody. The guy was getting all worked up about chain link fence, for cryin’ out loud.

But Knight Trucking (started in the early 1990s in Arizona by some guys named Knight) is a CLUE dammit! It’s the Knight Templar or some such, don’t ya know. SCARY!!!

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:28:40pm

re: #86 ObserverArt

Ben Shapiro is just about ready to blow.

We may be reading about him soon. I hope he doesn’t hurt anyone.

I hope Ben Shapiro doesn’t hurt anyone else.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:31:25pm

re: #36 wrenchwench

I believe that’s the Catholic doctrine also.

No. Procreation is the primary goal, but fun-and-games is a valid second reason for Catholic marriage. Else no geriatric bonga-bonga.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:31:37pm

I still can’t believe that guy was for real.

We’ve got a big ass problem America.

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Bubblehead II  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:31:45pm

re: #82 allegro

I almost did that as well but then stuck it through hoping for a punch line. There wasn’t one.

Figures.

re: #83 makeitstop

Gotta be a parody. The guy was getting all worked up about chain link fence, for cryin’ out loud.

But it was covered in BLACK TARP! ARE YOU BLIND!! 11ty 11ty

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Skip Intro  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:32:25pm

So what’s Orly Taitz been up to recently?

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YOU HAVE A FIDUCIARY DUTY TO SUBPOENA THESE ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS BEFORE YOU RATIFY IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL

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As Barack Obama pushes for ratification of this treaty, he continues on the path of weakening of the U.S. military and completely bankrupting the U.S. In fact, within 6 and a half years Obama incurred over 9 trillion in debt, more that prior 43 presidents in 232 years of the U.S. history. This is a debt that is unprecedented in the world history.

It is time for you to ascertain the reason, why this man is destroying the U.S. economy and the U.S. National security.

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Evidence of forgery, fraud, fabrication in Obama’s IDs

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Same old shit, like always.

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BeachDem  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:32:44pm

re: #92 #FergusonFireside

I still can’t believe that guy was for real.

We’ve got a big ass problem America.

TPM is calling it a parody:

This Parody Perfectly Nails Every Jade Helm Conspiracy Theory Video

talkingpointsmemo.com

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:33:37pm

re: #91 Decatur Deb

No. Procreation is the primary goal, but fun-and-games is a valid second reason for Catholic marriage. Else no geriatric bonga-bonga.

I didn’t stay in CCD long enough for that. After confirmation it all kinda went to hell.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:34:05pm

re: #90 EPR-radar

I hope Ben Shapiro doesn’t hurt anyone else.

My lack of mentioning that outcome…addition by subtraction!

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:34:12pm

re: #88 Targetpractice

I wonder if Ben understands that America sort of lost a lot of credibility on the subject of what another country does with our citizens when we allowed Texas to execute a Mexican national despite warnings that doing so would be in violation of international treaties?

Ben is a wingnut. For him, anything the US does (under a Republican president) is righteous beyond question. Other countries are expected to submit to the US in all matters, large or small. Treaties are either superfluous to the extent they agree with US policies, or are irrelevant to the extent they contradict US policies.

The wingnut perspective looks remarkably stupid when written out clearly.

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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:34:37pm

I love all you and your effort.

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:35:07pm

re: #98 EPR-radar

Ben is a wingnut. For him, anything the US does (under a Republican president) is righteous beyond question. Other countries are expected to submit to the US in all matters, large or small. Treaties are either superfluous to the extent they agree with US policies, or are irrelevant to the extent they contradict US policies.

The wingnut perspective looks remarkably stupid when written out clearly.

This is why they come up with clever euphemisms to mask their true intent. They know that if they come right out and say it, it’ll look and sound as utterly stupid as it really is.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:35:20pm

re: #96 wrenchwench

I didn’t stay in CCD long enough for that. After confirmation it all kinda went to hell.

When we went to register get married, the priest called me a “bum”. In Latin.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:36:25pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:38:38pm

re: #86 ObserverArt

Oh come on-he’s as harmless as a flea. He isn’t like the real batshit insane Schneeresen types.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:39:32pm

re: #96 wrenchwench

I didn’t stay in CCD long enough for that. After confirmation it all kinda went to hell.

I’ve mentioned I was a full 12 year Catholic student. It all went to hell after my first day. But I stuck it out. And there were lessons to learn in it all!

SomeMany totally unintended. And, often the best.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:39:45pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb

When we went to register get married, the priest called me “a bum”. In Latin.

Was he jealous?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:40:07pm

re: #104 ObserverArt

I’ve mentioned I was a full 12 year Catholic student. It all went to hell after my first day. But I stuck it out. And there were lessons to learn in it all!

SomeMany totally unintended. And, often the best.

I lasted until 7th grade.
I got excellent penmanship out of the deal.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:41:08pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:41:38pm

I’m just waiting for Second Impact and the invasion of the Angels.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:41:56pm
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Varek Raith  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:42:22pm

re: #108 Eric The Fruit Bat

I’m just waiting for Second Impact and the invasion of the Angels.

With an unsatisfying ending to boot.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:42:56pm

re: #101 Decatur Deb

When we went to register get married, the priest called me “a bum”. In Latin.

OK, I’ll bite. What a bum in Latin?

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:43:40pm

re: #100 thedopefishlives

This is why they come up with clever euphemisms to mask their true intent. They know that if they come right out and say it, it’ll look and sound as utterly stupid as it really is.

Very true. Let’s move on to wingnut macroeconomics:

1) Being rich is proof of God’s favor, and god only favors good people this way. Therefore a plutocracy is the best system of government.

2) Everyone who is working for a living isn’t putting in enough effort. Therefore they deserve longer hours at lower pay.

3) Everyone who is unemployed and seeking a job isn’t putting in enough effort. Therefore they deserve to be abused and humiliated if they seek assistance.

4) The only people putting in enough effort are the job creators who don’t have to work for a living. See point #1. Bow to them, respectfully.

5) The way to improve the economy is to cut taxes on the wealthy. This policy prescription applies in all circumstances.

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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:43:44pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

With an unsatisfying ending to boot.

Then you get a revised ending, which is like watching what happens when a manic-depressive goes off his meds.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:44:05pm

re: #105 wrenchwench

Was he jealous?

Doubt it. We had trouble scraping up the $50 organist fee. His form required that we show approval of our pastors. He was my pastor but didn’t know it, so he put me down as “Vagus”.

English words for the Latin word vagus:
A fugitive, inconstant, rambling, ranging, roving, scattered, shifting, straggler, stray, truant, unsteady, wandering

Sort of liked the description.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:44:42pm

re: #111 Eric The Fruit Bat

OK, I’ll bite. What a bum in Latin?

See above.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:45:07pm

re: #103 Eric The Fruit Bat

Oh come on-he’s as harmless as a flea. He isn’t like the real batshit insane Schneeresen types.

Well, I figured it could be something like cutting his finger as he pounds out Tweets on his i-phone and breaks the screen glass in anger. That damn Obama and all his minions of lame liberals!!!

But you never know. Some really insignificant types have caused some pretty big trouble.

Later all…running out for a bit. Nice evening as a cool front came in…and hot times are just ahead.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:47:05pm

re: #110 Varek Raith

Well, the second one definitely required some serious psychotropics. The first one didn’t even make any sense in the whole scope.

I haven’t even looked at the X.X series yet. They look good, but from a story standpoint? Ehh….

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gwangung  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:47:40pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

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Leah Torres has the most patience I have seen on Twitter. I love her.

Amy Juliet’s doctrine was actually heretical to what I was taught in church.

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:48:26pm

re: #114 Decatur Deb

Doubt it. We had trouble scraping up the $50 organist fee. His form required that we show approval of our pastors. He was my pastor but didn’t know it, so he put me down as “Vagus”.

English words for the Latin word vagus:
A fugitive, inconstant, rambling, ranging, roving, scattered, shifting, straggler, stray, truant, unsteady, wandering

Sort of liked the description.

The vagus nerve in anatomy is well named. en.wikipedia.org

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Varek Raith  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:48:39pm

re: #117 Eric The Fruit Bat

Well, the second one definitely required some serious psychotropics. The first one didn’t even make any sense in the whole scope.

I haven’t even looked at the X.X series yet. They look good, but from a story standpoint? Ehh….

That’s Gainax for you.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:49:46pm

re: #114 Decatur Deb

Doubt it. We had trouble scraping up the $50 organist fee. His form required that we show approval of our pastors. He was my pastor but didn’t know it, so he put me down as “Vagus”.

English words for the Latin word vagus:
A fugitive, inconstant, rambling, ranging, roving, scattered, shifting, straggler, stray, truant, unsteady, wandering

Sort of liked the description.

OK, I’m a little jealous. You should frame it and proudly hang it on the wall. Or is it preserved in the family Bible?

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:51:42pm

re: #118 gwangung

Amy Juliet’s doctrine was actually heretical to what I was taught in church.

There was a follow up question on twitter: if there’s a soul present at conception, do twins share one?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:53:43pm

re: #113 Targetpractice

The first or second ending? The first was “This is an ending-with twelve EVA-03s circling?”, the second was “I need 600 mg Seroquel”.

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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:55:04pm

re: #123 Eric The Fruit Bat

The first or second ending? The first was “This is an ending?”, the second was “I need 600 mg Seroquel”.

The second. The first was just “What the hell did I just watch?”

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:55:42pm

re: #112 EPR-radar

Pretty much nailed it on the head.

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ObserverArt  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:56:19pm

Saw it…had to do it!

A quick graphics fix!
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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:57:02pm

Six Tucson police officers will face discipline after the completion of an Arizona Department of Public Safety investigation determined the men were involved in a long-running illegal prostitution business, documents show. […]

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William Lewis  Jul 15, 2015 • 4:59:32pm

re: #122 wrenchwench

There was a follow up question on twitter: if there’s a soul present at conception, do twins share one?

I like telling people like that that Genesis 2:7 tells us when the soul enters the body. Until then it’s just meat.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:00:02pm

re: #124 Targetpractice

I actually liked the revised ending (mainly because I was on Risperdal at the time, which made Auska’s “disgusting” quote at the end seem somewhat appropriate.)

(of course, I’ll deny everything.)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:01:54pm

JADE HELM IN CALIFORNIA!!11!!

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:02:54pm

re: #130 Backwoods_Sleuth

JADE HELM IN CALIFORNIA!!11!!

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Jade Helm? No, that’s just me. I was looking for a place to practice my pyrotechnics. I’ll go clean out my desk.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:03:10pm
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calochortus  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:03:45pm

re: #122 wrenchwench

There was a follow up question on twitter: if there’s a soul present at conception, do twins share one?

And do chimera have two?

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:03:47pm
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Targetpractice  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:05:10pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

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More accurate headline: “Congress to waste millions of tax dollars on yet another snipe hunt.”

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:05:35pm
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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:06:48pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

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Plus avoiding taking action on anything actually substantive, which serves two purposes: 1) Not doing anything beneficial for this corrupt, evil, Godforsaken country, and 2) making Obama look ineffective and thus putting him in his place.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:07:02pm

re: #128 William Lewis

I like telling people like that that Genesis 2:7 tells us when the soul enters the body. Until then it’s just meat.

I typed a couple of responses, but nothing satisfactory. I don’t know what Genesis 2-7 says, and I don’t think I care.

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:08:09pm

re: #135 Targetpractice

More accurate headline: “Congress to waste millions of tax dollars on yet another snipe hunt.”

It is irritating that this kind of witch hunt works too often in US politics.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:08:49pm

re: #120 Varek Raith

BTW, outside of the EVA reboot, what has Gainax done recently? I’ve been out of the loop.

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William Lewis  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:09:30pm

re: #138 wrenchwench

I typed a couple of responses, but nothing satisfactory. I don’t know what Genesis 2-7 says, and I don’t think I care.

As part of one of the two creation stories, adam is create from dust and does not come alive until the breath of life from god enters through his nostrils. The idea being that the soul enters at birth, that’s all.

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Belafon  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:09:36pm

re: #138 wrenchwench

Genesis 2:7 (the verse, not 6 chapters) talks about God making Adam out of dust and bringing him to life.

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wrenchwench  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:10:07pm

Later, lizards.

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William Lewis  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:10:39pm

Oh, and as for twins, one is born first and then the other separately so two souls.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:11:18pm

re: #103 Eric The Fruit Bat

Oh come on-he’s as harmless as a flea. He isn’t like the real batshit insane Schneeresen types.

*ahem*

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Belafon  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:13:34pm

re: #144 William Lewis

Oh, and as for twins, one is born first and then the other separately so two souls.

Only if you accept the Bible’s definition of being alive.

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lawhawk  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:13:41pm

GOP to bitch about IRS not addressing taxpayer concerns in a timely basis, blame ACA.

What they don’t blame is themselves, because they cut funding to the IRS, so they don’t have the staff available to do all the things that they need to do - like answer taxpayer questions, carry out audits to make sure taxpayers are paying the proper amounts, and making sure that entities are not taking advantage of lax oversight.

GOP to bitch, because it’s a day ending in Y.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:14:20pm

re: #145 The Vicious Babushka

OK, so Shaprio IS insane. Still, it isn’t like he’s gonna go all Rambo….

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lawhawk  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:14:57pm

What is wrong with some people:

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William Lewis  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:15:01pm

re: #146 Belafon

Only if you accept the Bible’s definition of being alive.

Well, 1) the question IS about souls and 2) I do come at it from a liberal to radical theological christian basis.

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TedStriker  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:16:16pm

re: #86 ObserverArt

Ben Shapiro is just about ready to blow.

We may be reading about him soon. I hope he doesn’t hurt anyone.

I don’t want to know who’s about to make him “blow”:

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:16:42pm

re: #147 lawhawk

GOP appears to have an aversion to looking into mirrors.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:17:22pm

re: #86 ObserverArt

Not our concern.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:18:15pm

my shocked face, etc.

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Dave In Austin  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:19:05pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:20:35pm

OFFS

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TedStriker  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:20:40pm

re: #130 Backwoods_Sleuth

JADE HELM IN CALIFORNIA!!11!!

Sounds like Mythbusters took the show on the road, so to speak…

///

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thedopefishlives  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:21:23pm

re: #156 The Vicious Babushka

OFFS

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Wow. Now that’s some seriously impressive (depressive?) nitpicking.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:21:27pm

(sorry….)

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TedStriker  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:22:30pm

re: #149 lawhawk

What is wrong with some people:

Sounds like the “parents” are excellent candidates for some in-kind beatings.

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calochortus  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:26:27pm

re: #156 The Vicious Babushka

OFFS

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Maybe she should get a clue as to how reliable the sources for those respective news stories are?

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Mike Lamb  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:27:07pm

re: #156 The Vicious Babushka

OFFS

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Is that person for real?

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DodgerFan1988  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:30:15pm

Same folks who are screaming “we have to save babies!” are the same wingnuts that brought open carry guns to protest against the undocumented children on buses being transported to federal detention centers last year.

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Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:30:27pm

re: #162 Mike Lamb

Is that person for real?

She “works” for The Federalist blog so she might be a bot created by Koch Industries.

(The site was created by a guy who worked for The Heartland Institute, which was created by Koch Foundation.)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:30:45pm

re: #162 Mike Lamb

Is that person for real?

Senior Editor for “The Federalist”.

The Federalist is an online magazine that covers politics, policy, culture, and religion.[2] It was co-founded by Ben Domenech and Sean Davis; senior editors include David Harsanyi and Mollie Hemingway.[3] According to Domenech, the site has “a viewpoint that rejects the assumptions of the media establishment” and says it is dedicated to discussing “the philosophical underpinnings of the day’s debate” instead of focusing on what he calls “the horserace or the personalities”.[2] Other sources have described The Federalist as conservative and as a “right-wing outlet”.[4][5][6]

en.wikipedia.org

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:32:01pm
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Mike Lamb  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:32:46pm

re: #164 Timothy Watson

She’s also a moron if she doesn’t understand the need to put the word “alleged” in front of statements that allegedly carry criminal consequences vs. not needing such a qualifier over statements that have no potential criminal liability…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:33:01pm
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Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:34:05pm

re: #167 Mike Lamb

She’s also a moron if she doesn’t understand the need to put the word “alleged” in front of statements that allegedly carry criminal consequences vs. not needing such a qualifier over statements that have no potential criminal liability…

Funny thing is that one of the wingnut anti-abortion sites admitted that was no violation of the law.

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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:34:06pm

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:37:28pm
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Belafon  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:39:10pm

re: #169 Timothy Watson

Funny thing is that one of the wingnut anti-abortion sites admitted that was no violation of the law.

Which one? That would be a good link to have.

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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:39:51pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

Fucking pigs.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:40:41pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:41:28pm

re: #171 Charles Johnson

They have no choice - the GOP cut the funding for mental health care, so now you’re seeing the results. Not surprising at all. After all it costs billions of dollars to poison Texas water with Thorazine.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:42:12pm
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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:43:07pm

I love you VB.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:44:01pm
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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:44:17pm

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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:45:44pm

re: #179 goddamnedfrank

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Timothy Watson  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:46:20pm

re: #172 Belafon

Which one? That would be a good link to have.

Even fellow wingnuts admit there was no violation of the law (link donotlinked):
THE SALE OF FETAL BODY PARTS IS GRUESOME—BUT IT’S ALSO LEGAL

Posted here this morning:
littlegreenfootballs.com

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scottslemmons  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:47:31pm

Man, I spent all day long tweeting Jade Helm progress reports and never got denounced by wingnuts once. Twitter’s all dumb. :(

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Belafon  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:48:06pm

On my way home here in the DFW area I saw a pickup with
1. A Confederate flag
2. A Confederate Battle flag.
3. A Gadsden flag.
4. A US flag.

The Confederate flag was flying at least as high as the US flag.

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Belafon  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:48:28pm

re: #181 Timothy Watson

Posted here this morning:
littlegreenfootballs.com

Thanks.

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:51:52pm

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That hashtag is just so much fun today.

Meanwhile in Muleshoe…

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:52:04pm

re: #179 goddamnedfrank

Dunno what to say. Shit happens.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:53:15pm
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Varek Raith  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:53:51pm

re: #140 Eric The Fruit Bat

BTW, outside of the EVA reboot, what has Gainax done recently? I’ve been out of the loop.

This is the last thing I watched from them.
Pretty funny.
en.wikipedia.org

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lawhawk  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:53:57pm

Invertebrate liars too.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:54:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:55:49pm
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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:56:06pm

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

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First they came for the blade putters, but I did nothing because I prefer to use a mallet putter…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:56:44pm
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Kryptik  Jul 15, 2015 • 5:58:01pm

re: #134 Charles Johnson

Color me unsurprised, Congress and Media both run with right-wing hit jobs and give it all the credulity in the world, at fucking record pace. A reminder that the news and the political process is fucking wired for Republican rule. Anything from the right side of things is treated like fucking gospel without so much as the most minimal curiosity or investigation, anything from the left is treated like goddamn lies from the pits of hell even with proofed in triplicate.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:00:34pm
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Maddies Mom  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:01:54pm

re: #29 darthstar

I’m a damn moderate!

61.1% Left, 38.9% Liberal
The liberal number seems kinda low to me.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:01:58pm
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Kryptik  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:03:01pm

re: #174 The Vicious Babushka

Again, George Carlin truly put it best:

If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked!

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Kragar  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:03:12pm
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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:04:25pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because they get all of their information from Rupert Murdoch they think we have by-elections.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:05:24pm

re: #199 Kragar

People like her will never even entertain the thought that the crap they’re told to circulate might not be true. They’re true believers. They’ll dismiss anything that punctures their bubble.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:08:30pm

This shit is deeply insane.

Wait, there’s no mention in the news of any Farley Bishop being shot you say? That’s because Obama stuffed his alien egg larva in the media’s head holes!

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Great White Snark  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:09:03pm

re: #44 BeachDem

That is fucking sick and depraved.

CL sent me a message with a heads up. Soulless ghoul. He won’t be punished much by society. But he has to live that heartless life. Time wounds all heels.

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Kragar  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:09:21pm

re: #201 Charles Johnson

No reason just to let them throw their tripe out unopposed.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:09:29pm

re: #199 Kragar

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:11:06pm
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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:11:31pm

re: #202 goddamnedfrank

This shit is deeply insane.

I didn’t know the word federal is always capitalized. Thanks Strunk, White, and Obama. :-(

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:12:48pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

She is beyond help.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:12:59pm

heh

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:15:08pm

Heh

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:16:19pm
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b.d.  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:17:40pm

I noticed that there sure were a lot of those new invisible chemtrails over North Texas today.

//

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:18:11pm
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Pawn of the Oppressor  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:20:00pm

Is Obama really in Texas today? Oh god is he trolling Jade Helm?? If so…

THAT IS AWESOME

And that also means Air Force One may be around here somewhere, so I should keep an eye out.

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freetoken  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:23:11pm

In other news:

Buckingham Palace down to its last two corgies

The end of corgies is near?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:23:26pm

re: #214 Pawn of the Oppressor

Is Obama really in Texas today? Oh god is he trolling Jade Helm?? If so…

THAT IS AWESOME

And that also means Air Force One may be around here somewhere, so I should keep an eye out.

I think he’s in Oklahoma.
Overseeing JadeHelm from a safe distance.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:25:30pm

OT & pls forgive, but need the unique personalities of LGF for ideas.

What is a good wedding gift? We are traveling to the wedding in Portland & they don’t want us to spend more on gifts. But we must of course. They placated the crowd by registering for shit at Bed Bath & Beyond. I’m committed to getting something good & different, and not from BB&B.

Ideas?

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freetoken  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:25:54pm

During Jade Helm will the corps of Engineers install these throughout Texas?

Munich introduces same-sex pedestrian traffic signals

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:25:57pm

re: #212 b.d.

I noticed that there sure were a lot of those new invisible chemtrails over North Texas today.

//

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Lancelot Link  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:26:36pm

re: #215 freetoken

In other news:

Buckingham Palace down to its last two corgies

The end of corgies is near?

Prince Philip sometimes gets a bit peckish at night.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:27:56pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

I was going to make a Portland dildo joke, but have resisted.

:D

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:27:59pm

re: #213 Eric The Fruit Bat

[Embedded content]

Cutting edge gurnolism!

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:28:33pm

re: #221 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was going to make a Portland dildo joke, but have resisted.

:D

L O L

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EPR-radar  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:29:05pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

The Nessie ladle?

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freetoken  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:30:40pm

Rivals Cruz, Trump play nice en route to 2016

[…]

From the outside, Wednesday’s meeting made it look like a calculating Cruz was actually betting against Trump — cozying up to him in hopes of earning an endorsement if Trump’s campaign ultimately collapses.

But after the meeting, Cruz said that wasn’t happened at all.

“We had a conversation about the race,” Cruz said. “He’s running, I’m running and we both agreed that we started out as friends and will end as friends.”

“Donald and I have gotten together and visited a number of times before he was a presidential candidate, and it was a good visit. It was the first time we’ve really sat down since he launched, and so we had a good conversation,” Cruz said. “And I enjoy Donald. He’s one of a kind.”

[…]

Ahh yes, CNN and their grammar.

Anyway, who is surprised that Cruz and Trump are buddies?

No, not me either.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:30:55pm

re: #219 De Kolta Chair

OK, where is the original source of this vid?

This guys’s hairdo makes him look like a Babylon 5 Centauri.

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:31:35pm
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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:32:10pm

re: #224 EPR-radar

The Nessie ladle?

It wasn’t that freaking great in the end. I should have (haha) read the dimensions, but the photos had it in a sauce pot, not a soup size pot. It’s a baby Nessie :(

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:33:20pm

re: #228 #FergusonFireside

It wasn’t that freaking great in the end. I should have (haha) read the dimensions, but the photos had it in a sauce pot, not a soup size pot. It’s a baby Nessie :(

So, it will work very well as a gravy ladle!

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stpaulbear  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:34:45pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

Ideas?

Last night, people were raving about wool dryer balls.
//

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:34:48pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

Maybe she’s muted be but she hasn’t blocked me (yet).

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:34:50pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Flying grasslands would startle me too.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:34:57pm

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

Because no gay people were ever in the military ever.

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:35:41pm

re: #226 Eric The Fruit Bat

OK, where is the original source of this vid?

This guys’s hairdo makes him look like a Babylon 5 Centauri.

That’s Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, who appears on many of those loony History Channel UFO/conspiracy shows (does History Channel show anything else?). They always describe him as a magazine editor, though as far as I can tell his magazine hasn’t been published in many years.

If you ever see him coming, I suggest you hide your stash.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:35:59pm

Trump Files

Looks like Trump filed financial disclosure paperwork. He is going to get away with a lot, because the forms were not made for someone with so much “wealth” He just checked off the box that reads 50,000,000 or more. so no real data.

I am so looking forward to the debates.

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Varek Raith  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:36:31pm

re: #226 Eric The Fruit Bat

OK, where is the original source of this vid?

This guys’s hairdo makes him look like a Babylon 5 Centauri.

If I were a landing thruster…

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goddamnedfrank  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:36:32pm

re: #233 The Vicious Babushka

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

[Embedded content]

Because no gay people were ever in the military ever.

Embedded Image

Fact: All those soldiers are marching to a big gay orgy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:37:42pm
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:37:45pm

re: #130 Backwoods_Sleuth

JADE HELM IN CALIFORNIA!!11!!

Something like that happened in Louisville in the 1980s. Hexane from the Purina processing plant got into the sewers, the fumes ignited, and BOOM! Flying manhole covers and big holes in the streets.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:38:22pm

re: #222 De Kolta Chair

NYT did not use word “alleged” once in report on Romney 47% video

you fucking moron that’s because there was nothing to “allege” since it was a VIDEO OF MITT SPEAKING

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:38:22pm

re: #229 Backwoods_Sleuth

So, it will work very well as a gravy ladle!

Yes, it is still adorable.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:39:15pm

re: #230 stpaulbear

Last night, people were raving about wool dryer balls.
//

Oh yeah they were.

Caveat, this is a 3 person gift. We want to spend $$$. I was checking those food deliveries. Different countries, different snacks. ?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:39:38pm

re: #233 The Vicious Babushka

Another one to tweak:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:40:02pm
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allegro  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:40:21pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

OT & pls forgive, but need the unique personalities of LGF for ideas.

What is a good wedding gift? We are traveling to the wedding in Portland & they don’t want us to spend more on gifts. But we must of course. They placated the crowd by registering for shit at Bed Bath & Beyond. I’m committed to getting something good & different, and not from BB&B.

Ideas?

How much history with the friend or family member?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:42:28pm

re: #188 Varek Raith

Looks like I’d need a metric shitton of Viagra. (grin)

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:42:51pm

Yeah, they do this thing called “fact checking”
You should try it sometime.

248
PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:42:55pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

How about gift card from amazon? That way they can buy what they want or put it toward something they want.

249
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:46:44pm

re: #248 PhillyPretzel

How about gift card from amazon? That way they can buy what they want or put it toward something they want.

THIS

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:47:16pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

Problem is that you almost need to wait to the last moment to find out what hasn’t been purchased-and then figure out where else to go outside of BBBY to satisfy it.

Who’s the one that you know the most about-and maybe ping the wedding party/parents (?!?)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:49:04pm

Tad has been having altogether too much fun with the JadeHelm hashtag today.

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:49:28pm

re: #249 The Vicious Babushka

Excuse me but could you please tell me what “THIS” is? There is no link.

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WhatEVs  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:50:30pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

OT & pls forgive, but need the unique personalities of LGF for ideas.

What is a good wedding gift? We are traveling to the wedding in Portland & they don’t want us to spend more on gifts. But we must of course. They placated the crowd by registering for shit at Bed Bath & Beyond. I’m committed to getting something good & different, and not from BB&B.

Ideas?

A small gift with a donation to a cause you know they believe in.

254
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:50:44pm

re: #252 PhillyPretzel

Excuse me but could you please tell me what “THIS” is? There is no link.

THIS=what you just said.

255
#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:51:14pm

re: #245 allegro

How much history with the friend or family member?

20 years? We want something very special.

Me, my friend & my friend’s husband. We worked with the bride when she was a babe. We’ve kept very very close since then. Shit, I went to her 21st birthday bar crawl. And her 30th blow out on Catalina. She’s 34 now.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:52:18pm

Off to walk the dog before the evening storm. BBLre: #217 #FergusonFireside

OT & pls forgive, but need the unique personalities of LGF for ideas.

What is a good wedding gift? We are traveling to the wedding in Portland & they don’t want us to spend more on gifts. But we must of course. They placated the crowd by registering for shit at Bed Bath & Beyond. I’m committed to getting something good & different, and not from BB&B.

Ideas?

Portland? North Face

moosejaw.com

257
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:54:18pm

Who thought the piss-colored paint was a good idea?

258
Joe Bacon  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:54:35pm

re: #94 Skip Intro

So what’s Orly Taitz been up to recently?

Same old shit, like always.

I want to know who finances her insanity!

259
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:54:45pm

re: #244 Backwoods_Sleuth

260
Romantic Heretic  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:16pm

re: #226 Eric The Fruit Bat

OK, where is the original source of this vid?

This guys’s hairdo makes him look like a Babylon 5 Centauri.

And one of the lower classes to boot. Nothing like the upper crust Centauri who never fail to impress with their hair.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:21pm

lol my math.

262
The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:22pm

John Nolte is Tweeting pictures of his house projects. It looks like every room is painted piss yellow.

Eww.

263
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:37pm

re: #258 Joe Bacon

Idiots who go to her dentistry business…..

264
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:55pm

re: #262 The Vicious Babushka

Bile.

265
A Cranky One  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:57:58pm

re: #255 #FergusonFireside

20 years? We want something very special.

Me, my friend & my friend’s husband. We worked with the bride when she was a babe. We’ve kept very very close since then. Shit, I went to her 21st birthday bar crawl. And her 30th blow out on Catalina. She’s 34 now.

I’d suggest an outing somewhere to be used 6-12 months after the wedding/honeymoon. A romantic weekend getaway after things have settled down. A mini-second honeymoon, perhaps prepaid hotel accommodations for a weekend. Something to enjoy a little later.

266
b.d.  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:58:10pm

re: #257 The Vicious Babushka

Who thought the piss-colored paint was a good idea?

[Embedded content]

Unlevel gap on the top and nice of him to leave enough room for vermin to travel underneath.

Nice job John.

267
b.d.  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:58:28pm

re: #262 The Vicious Babushka

John Nolte is Tweeting pictures of his house projects. It looks like every room is painted piss yellow.

Eww.

It’s not paint.

268
De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:58:59pm

re: #251 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Tad has been having altogether too much fun with the JadeHelm hashtag today.

Thanks for the tip, Backwoods_Sleuth. He’s funny!

269
freetoken  Jul 15, 2015 • 6:59:35pm

Among all the action at Amazon I stumbled across their entry for ancestry.com’s DNA test:

amazon.com

But what caught my eye was under the section “Frequently Bought Together” where they also list amazon.com

I can imagine someone buying both and… using their dog’s spittle for ancestry and their own for veterinary wisdom.

270
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:01:10pm

re: #268 De Kolta Chair

Thanks for the tip, Backwoods_Sleuth. He’s funny!

I liked his “live tweeting” of the show down and rescue operation at Cruz’s house.

271
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:01:29pm
272
De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:03:18pm

re: #257 The Vicious Babushka

Who thought the piss-colored paint was a good idea?

That closet must get a lot of use.

273
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:04:37pm

re: #257 The Vicious Babushka

Who thought the piss-colored paint was a good idea?

[Embedded content]

Aren’t most closets set inside walls?
That’s the stupidest closet I’ve seen ever.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:05:18pm

re: #273 Backwoods_Sleuth

Aren’t most closets set inside walls?
That’s the stupidest closet I’ve seen ever.

For the gay loved one in his life.

275
calochortus  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:08:01pm

re: #265 A Cranky One

I’d suggest an outing somewhere to be used 6-12 months after the wedding/honeymoon. A romantic weekend getaway after things have settled down. A mini-second honeymoon, perhaps prepaid hotel accommodations for a weekend. Something to enjoy a little later.

I like that idea.

Alternatively, something really practical, but an upscale version. Handwoven dishtowels, Shun knives, high-end bedding, etc. (depending on their preferences and your budget) Make sure they know it isn’t “too nice to use” and is meant to brighten their everyday lives.

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#FergusonFireside  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:09:33pm

re: #271 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Love it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:09:48pm

re: #268 De Kolta Chair

Thanks for the tip, Backwoods_Sleuth. He’s funny!

“Jade Helm Soldier” is another fun one. He has been seriously trolling the loons today. But he gets some really funny responses, too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:10:40pm

re: #276 #FergusonFireside

Love it.

Was thinking of you when I saw it on my TL.
:D

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Iwouldprefernotto  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:11:39pm

Who takes pictures of their closet doors and posts them?

and why?

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:11:47pm

re: #221 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was going to make a Portland dildo joke, but have resisted.

:D

Me too, nunchuck dildos kept coming to mind.

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calochortus  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:12:02pm

re: #279 Iwouldprefernotto

Who takes pictures of their closet doors and posts them?

People without friends or family?

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De Kolta Chair  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:13:45pm

re: #271 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Birdemic 3: Oh My!

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:15:03pm

re: #222 De Kolta Chair

[Embedded content]

Cutting edge gurnolism!

When on film and audio it is not “alleged”, it is “did he really just say that?”.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:17:21pm

re: #279 Iwouldprefernotto

Who takes pictures of their closet doors and posts them?

and why?

Someone who lives in the closet.

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RealityBasedSteve  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:25:18pm

I just realized something. All the stuff about Jade Helm being located in the Southwest was (is) an elaborate misdirection. Really, do you think that that SOCOM can’t maintain security on a freaking Power Point presentation.

They are actually doing the drills in Montana, Wyoming, places like that.

Think about it. ///

RBS

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:30:20pm
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Amory Blaine  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:38:18pm

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Maddies Mom  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:45:27pm

re: #217 #FergusonFireside

OT & pls forgive, but need the unique personalities of LGF for ideas.

What is a good wedding gift? We are traveling to the wedding in Portland & they don’t want us to spend more on gifts. But we must of course. They placated the crowd by registering for shit at Bed Bath & Beyond. I’m committed to getting something good & different, and not from BB&B.

Ideas?

Stained glass

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subterraneanhomesickalien  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:56:04pm

With that pathetic attempt at human emotion that the dude is trying to accomplish in the header picture, you can tell something is not quite right.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:57:03pm

re: #260 Romantic Heretic

Ah yes, Londo. Such a tragic figure. At least he had fun with Mr. Morden and made Vir’s wishes come true.

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RadicalModerate  Jul 15, 2015 • 7:59:41pm

re: #191 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

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Tigger2  Jul 15, 2015 • 10:11:26pm

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Take the test!! I came up Commie and getting Commier all the time!!
Yea Me!

[Embedded content]

Mine was

66.7% Left, 5.6% Liberal


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