Podcast o’ the Day: The Bubble Genius Bob and Chez Show, 8/4/15

One Trump to rule them all
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Jeb Bush and the rest of the candidates are trying their best to be equally idiotic, but it’s clear that Donald Trump is leading the GOP around by the nose. As Bob and Chez say in their latest podcast, he’s destined to rule the upcoming GOP debates. The right wing base is smitten with Trump’s caveman views.

Machine Gun Bacon: Trump Will Rule the Debates; Chris Christie Made Us Feel Barfy; Bobby Jindal is a Dumbstupid; Two States Exonerate Planned Parenthood; CNN Treats Fake Sting Videos Like They’re Real; Jeb Bush is Not Smart; A Tomato with a Feather Sticking Out of It; Ted Cruz Makes Machine Gun Bacon; The Fox News Debate Lineup; and much more.

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163 comments
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:53:16am

Can you imagine Trump/Bush 2016?

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:54:03am

Wreckage at Reunion confirmed to be MH370.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:58:13am

I killed the thread. :(

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:58:33am

re: #2 The War TARDIS

Wreckage at Reunion confirmed to be MH370.

Does this mean that CNN will not have time to cover the debate?

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:58:43am

re: #3 The War TARDIS

I killed the thread. :(

It’s just resting.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:59:25am

re: #3 The War TARDIS

I killed the thread. :(

But did you sell the parts to an undercover agent of a fake medical organization?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 10:59:47am
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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:01:06am

re: #4 Iwouldprefernotto

Good Question.

Wonder how they will look for more wreckage. Can’t imagine flying over the Central Indian Ocean would be easy.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:01:30am

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Every time I see that McNaughton illustration I think of this epic pwn:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:03:24am
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:03:51am
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:05:17am
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:05:34am

re: #5 Eventual Carrion

It’s just resting.

Just a flesh wound

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:07:50am

cowards

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:08:13am

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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In the RWNJ world it certainly isn’t “Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.”

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:08:55am

Correct me if I’m wrong, but since the debris was found in France, does that mean they will be starting an investigation?

I hope that is the case, because Malaysia was really incompetent.

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lawhawk  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:09:23am

re: #11 The Vicious Babushka

Reset the clock! The number of days since the last officer involved shooting remains firmly pegged at zero.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:09:37am

re: #2 The War TARDIS

Wreckage at Reunion confirmed to be MH370.

Have the trufers come out yet to refute this?

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:09:58am

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

Where are the slave owners in this pic of American history Jesus?

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:10:49am

re: #16 The War TARDIS

I hope that is the case, because Malaysia was really incompetent.

In unison: RACIST!! RACIST!!

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:11:10am

re: #8 The War TARDIS

Good Question.

Wonder how they will look for more wreckage. Can’t imagine flying over the Central Indian Ocean would be easy.

Isn’t it possible that this wreckage drifted in the ocean for thousands of miles?

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:12:20am

re: #21 Iwouldprefernotto

Well, that would seem to be the case.

Trying to find more of it on the surface will be a PITA.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:13:15am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:13:59am

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:14:35am

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hurr hurr whut abuot all the Voter Frauds??!?!?!

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:14:41am

Also, this is one of the biggest reasons I left Colorado. The Muslim community in Denver was so hyper-conservative, it made me concerned. I was right.

An alert has been issued by the FBI to all law enforcement agencies in Colorado and Wyoming involving U.S. military families and concerns about who may be watching them.
The alert says Middle Eastern men are approaching families of U.S. military members at their homes in Colorado and Wyoming. It mentions Greeley, Colorado, and Cheyenne, Wyoming, as the specific areas.
In one case last May the wife of a military member was approached in front of her home by two Middle Eastern males. The men stated that she was the wife of a U.S. interrogator. When she denied their claims the men laughed. The two men left the area in a dark-colored, four-door sedan with two other Middle Eastern males in the vehicle.

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:14:43am

Yeah, but will the NYT put this on the front page?

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:16:33am

re: #27 blueraven

Yeah, but will the NYT put this on the front page?

Hillary’s emails. People are concerned….

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:16:34am

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:16:58am

re: #27 blueraven

Jesse Benton is also married to Ron Paul’s granddaughter.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:17:31am

re: #29 Lidane

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

Wait, somebody’s taking this debate and these candidates seriously?

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:19:10am

re: #29 Lidane

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

It’s a trap. There’s no way to drink through the Gathering of the Clowns without outing yourself.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:20:19am

re: #29 Lidane

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

I had a boss (2208) that kept telling me that Obama didn’t have a chance. I thought about him as I watched the election results on Fox News. Drink up and enjoy.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:20:29am

re: #31 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Wait, somebody’s taking this debate and these candidates seriously?

Unfortunately yes.

At least there is free food. And some drinks.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:21:52am

re: #32 Decatur Deb

It’s a trap. There’s no way to drink through the Gathering of the Clowns without outing yourself.

I think if I stick to mocking Trump I might be okay since nobody here takes him seriously. Or I can bury myself in work for Friday and claim I’m trying to stay ahead of schedule.

Should be fun.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:24:46am

re: #34 Lidane

Unfortunately yes.

At least there is free food. And some drinks.

Also have an escape plan. Have some friends call with made up emergency.
Such as
I have to talk my friend out of getting an abortion.
My friend Bob needs a ride to his gay repair class
My guns need cleaning.
Need to pick up my confederate flag

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allegro  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:25:01am

re: #29 Lidane

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

Drinking while unable to snark sounds dangerous.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:25:34am

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

cowards

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Unbelievable

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:25:40am

re: #34 Lidane

Unfortunately yes.

At least there is free food. And some drinks.

Hopefully free food includes all the popcorns.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:26:18am

Looks like France is getting involved.

They are good at investigations of Air Craft incidents. Finally might get some answers.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:26:34am

re: #36 Iwouldprefernotto

Also have an escape plan. Have some friends call with made up emergency.
Such as
I have to talk my friend out of getting an abortion.
My friend Bob needs a ride to his gay repair class
My guns need cleaning.
Need to pick up my confederate flag

Got to relieve George on Neighbourhood Watch.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:27:10am

re: #21 Iwouldprefernotto

Isn’t it possible that this wreckage drifted in the ocean for thousands of miles?

One of the analyses to be performed is to examine biological evidence on the wreckage to try to determine when it washed ashore.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:28:02am

re: #41 Decatur Deb

Got to relieve George on Neighbourhood Watch.

George needs more ammo.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:28:27am

re: #29 Lidane

And now the drawback of working for a conservative agency rears its head. I have been encouraged to stay up here at work tomorrow night for the debate. Free food and adult beverages, even.

I’m not saying no. But I’m also going to hate being unable to openly snark about the clowns on stage lest I accidentally offend my boss or my co-workers. At least I will be able to drink while I suffer through the debate. Heh.

Take a tablet and snark quietly here!

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:28:57am

re: #43 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

George needs more ammo.

My night to starch the sheets.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:29:11am

re: #44 aagcobb

Take a tablet and snark quietly here!

Best idea yet

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:29:12am

re: #37 allegro

Drinking while unable to snark sounds dangerous.

Hence my idea of openly mocking Trump. I need some kind of outlet for sarcasm.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:29:18am

yep, I can just imagine the content of that “educational material”.

sigh

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:29:25am

Danagunz is so much Teh Stupids

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:30:48am

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

Danagunz is so much Teh Stupids

All that bitterness. Go shoot some cans or road signs, Dana. Hope you feel better.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:30:53am

re: #44 aagcobb

Take a tablet and snark quietly here!

That is a great idea. I’m basically just staying late at work, so I’d have my laptop and tablet here with me. I’ll figure something out.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:31:30am

re: #50 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

All that bitterness. Go shoot some cans or road signs, Dana. Hope you feel better.

She wants to ban Planned Parenthood AND Obamacare!

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:31:31am

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

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yep, I can just imagine the content of that “educational material”.

sigh

McConnell and Bevin both came out for removal and they still voted to retain it! How much cover do they need!

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:32:10am

re: #52 The Vicious Babushka

She wants to ban Planned Parenthood AND Obamacare!

#ProLife

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:32:19am

re: #49 The Vicious Babushka

Danagunz is so much Teh Stupids

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Why do we need Doctors, we have Obmacare?

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:32:55am

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

yep, I can just imagine the content of that “educational material”.

sigh

The educational material will probably mention what a kindly master Davis was to his “servants.”

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:33:15am

re: #44 aagcobb

Take a tablet and snark quietly here!

Oh you mean computer tablet, I was thinking along the lines of a sedative.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:33:22am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:36:28am
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:37:14am

re: #52 The Vicious Babushka

She wants to ban Planned Parenthood AND Obamacare!

Let me guess. Dana has gone from complaining PP chops up little baby parts and sells them illegally felonies!! to Obamacares gives away the slutmommy pills that prevents abortionsZ!!!!

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:37:53am

RWNJs are predictably losing their shit over POTUS saying that the GOP and the Iranian hardliners who want the deal to fail have a common cause. I’m seeing infinite variations of ZOMG HE HATES AMERICANS and DIVIDER IN CHIEF while the nutters hit their fainting couches.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:38:58am

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m convinced that the only reason Perry isn’t in this debate is because it’s in Cleveland. Fox didn’t want to embarrass Kasich in his home state.

If the debate was in Dallas, Perry would be in and Kasich would be out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:39:14am

re: #61 Lidane

RWNJs are predictably losing their shit over POTUS saying that the GOP and the Iranian hardliners who want the deal to fail have a common cause. I’m seeing infinite variations of ZOMG HE HATES AMERICANS and DIVIDER IN CHIEF while the nutters hit their fainting couches.

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lawhawk  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:39:51am

re: #61 Lidane

Yeah, I know, it’s Nolte. But he’s typical of the outrageous outrage over fact that GOPers are extremists, just like extremists in Iran.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:39:56am

re: #62 Lidane

I’m convinced that the only reason Perry isn’t in this debate is because it’s in Cleveland. Fox didn’t want to embarrass Kasich in his home state.

If the debate was in Dallas, Perry would be in and Kasich would be out.

I have no doubt at all that’s the reason.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:41:51am

Yay, me! MORE RAIN!!!
Work on the new house will be delayed some more…

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:43:08am

re: #64 lawhawk

Yeah, I know, it’s Nolte. But he’s typical of the outrageous outrage over fact that GOPers are extremists, just like extremists in Iran.

Nolte…another bitter cry baby. He and Dana sure hate when the president returns some of their insults.

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:43:49am

re: #51 Lidane

That is a great idea. I’m basically just staying late at work, so I’d have my laptop and tablet here with me. I’ll figure something out.

You can say watching the comments at LGF is oppo research.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:44:53am

LA lizards, they’ve called the police who won’t respond. What else can they do?

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:45:36am

re: #68 ObserverArt

You can say watching the comments at LGF is oppo research.

When the Republican lose the general election you can drink the tears of your coworkers. ‘

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:46:44am

re: #69 Backwoods_Sleuth

They should try the LA county Sheriffs.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:46:55am

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:47:58am

re: #62 Lidane

I’m convinced that the only reason Perry isn’t in this debate is because it’s in Cleveland. Fox didn’t want to embarrass Kasich in his home state.

If the debate was in Dallas, Perry would be in and Kasich would be out.

Well, that may be, but then it could be FOX didn’t want to be embarrassed by Perry again. And…Johnny Boy was a FOX show host for a couple years. He’s a homie. Kasich can be a dick, but he most likely will remember his talking points.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:48:27am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

I’m more creeped out by the fact that there are idiots who think Trump is a legit candidate for POTUS.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:48:50am

re: #71 Higgs Boson’s Mate

They should try the LA county Sheriffs.

She said police came out last night and took a report. I just asked her if it was city or county.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:48:51am

re: #69 Backwoods_Sleuth

LA lizards, they’ve called the police who won’t respond. What else can they do?

[Embedded content]

Call local news—preferably Fox.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:49:59am

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:50:35am

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

She said police came out last night and took a report. I just asked her if it was city or county.

She said it was LAPD, so I passed on the suggestion to call the sheriff.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:50:38am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

YES

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:51:01am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

I am creeped out by the total of The Donald™ so it is hard to see any one trait.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:52:30am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

Not just that, but those really weird bags on either side of the bridge of his nose.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:52:40am

re: #51 Lidane

That is a great idea. I’m basically just staying late at work, so I’d have my laptop and tablet here with me. I’ll figure something out.

I Def want to hear their reactions.

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Skip Intro  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:52:47am

Head Of Rand Paul Super PAC Indicted

Three staffers for former Rep. Ron Paul allegedly helped pay off a state senator in exchange for his endorsement.

SNORT!

huffingtonpost.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:54:04am
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:54:35am

re: #81 Backwoods_Sleuth

Not just that, but those really weird bags on either side of the bridge of his nose.

He must snort a bunch of cocaine

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:54:59am

re: #83 Skip Intro

Head Of Rand Paul Super PAC Indicted

SNORT!

huffingtonpost.com

Obama’s fault.

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:55:12am

Chicago police detained thousands of black Americans at interrogation facility

A 42-year-old civil rights activist says he was abducted by masked officers, shackled, held on false charges and “with no food, no water, no access to the outside world” at the behest of “covert operations”. He is one of at least 118 people whom police have detained at Homan Square since the Guardian exposed the warehouse’s usage as a detention facility in February. His wife described the ordeal as feeling their family had been “lost” by the police.

One young man, held at the warehouse for 14 hours without any public listing of his whereabouts, was just shy of his 18th birthday; the courts sentenced him to community service and probation.

Another man, not included in the disclosed data, said he fled Chicago after resisting police pressure to become an informant during multiple stints inside Homan Square.

theguardian.com

Please read and share. This shit has got to stop.

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:55:19am

fuck

CNN reporting shots fired in Nashville movie theater.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:55:20am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Is anyone else creeped out by Donald Trump’s “tanning booth goggle” white skin around his eyes?

Jimmy Fallon imitated it in his skit. Very lol.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:55:34am

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

She said police came out last night and took a report. I just asked her if it was city or county.

All California sworn peace officers take their oath to the state. Any cop, CHP, deputy sheriff, or state park ranger who is also sworn can enforce the law wherever she or he may be within the state. City/County jurisdictions are for administrative purposes only.

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lawhawk  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:55:52am

Police are responding to a call of an active shooter at the Carmike 8 Cinemas on Bell Road in Antioch.

The incident occurred just after 1:15 p.m. on Wednesday.

Dispatch confirmed three EMS units have been sent to the scene.

Witnesses at a nearby business reported one person covered with blood.

RESET THE CLOCK!

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:56:39am

re: #72 The Vicious Babushka

Brian Williams has that too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:57:14am
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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:58:13am

re: #87 Jenner7

I think the DOJ needs some sort of board or something that reviews each PD in the nation. And the power to shut them down and start over if necessary.

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Skip Intro  Aug 5, 2015 • 11:59:39am

We’ll have to wait to see what the shooter’s skin color is to know whether it’s terrorism/thuggism or just a lone wolf with personality problems.

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:00:00pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Nashville Fire Department confirmed that shots were being fired at the Carmike 8 Cinemas on Bell Road at 1:55 p.m.

Police responded to a shots fired call about 1:15.

Dispatch confirmed three EMS units have been sent to the scene.

Witnesses at a nearby business reported one person covered with blood.

The Ford Ice Center has been placed on lock down.

Read more: wsmv.com

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:00:42pm

I can’t believe it’s been a year. Damn. RIP Mike. Thinking of his family….

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Skip Intro  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:01:51pm
The Nashville Fire Department confirmed that shots were being fired at the Carmike 8 Cinemas on Bell Road at 1:55 p.m.

No doubt it’s a gun free zone. I’m sure the GOP debaters will condemn the lack of gunz for the shooting.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:02:23pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

You mean they fought against moar government regulationz, Dana?

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:03:17pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

When non-PP enterprises fight against better standards of care they’re fighting to preserve free market capitalism Freedom.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:04:23pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

Unlike every other entity, PP must go along with whatever the State of Texas and its well-informed, non-ideological legislators want.

/

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Jack Burton  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:04:29pm

re: #90 Higgs Boson’s Mate

All California sworn peace officers take their oath to the state. Any cop, CHP, deputy sheriff, or state park ranger who is also sworn can enforce the law wherever she or he may be within the state. City/County jurisdictions are for administrative purposes only.

Based on personal observations in Southern California: Although all law enforcement officers in CA technically have jurisdiction everywhere in the state, they will *rarely* go outside of their area of responsibility unless called for assistance by the agency that is normally responsible for that area.

I’d be surprised if LASD goes there unless the LAPD ask them too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:04:52pm

Sen Niceley’s twitter bio: TN State Senate Dist. 8. Farmer, Constitutionalist, Conservative, Traditionalist, Radio Personality, Historian, Gun Owner, Father and Grandfather. #TGDN

good grief

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lawhawk  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:05:04pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

[Embedded content]

Ah yes, TRAP laws that would be better applied to plastic surgery centers than abortion clinics, because plastic surgery centers face more complications and deaths to patients than abortion clinics do.

But this isn’t about the woman’s health. It’s about trumping the woman’s rights with those of a fetus, and who cares what happens outside the womb.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:05:38pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

Better standards of care…hmmm, like Obamacare protections of people with pre-existing conditions.

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Jack Burton  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:06:10pm

re: #102 Jack Burton

Or, I should add, they are passing through an area and stumble on a situation without anyone calling them or are flagged down by bystanders.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:06:54pm

re: #103 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sen Niceley’s twitter bio: TN State Senate Dist. 8. Farmer, Constitutionalist, Conservative, Traditionalist, Radio Personality, Historian, Gun Owner, Father and Grandfather. #TGDN

good grief

TGDN!!!!!!

Constitutionalist!!!!

Radio personality, gun owner, you know, what every GOP has to be.

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wrenchwench  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:08:02pm
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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:08:05pm

And they are still “investigating” Tamir Rice’s murder, 9 months later. I have no words for how wrong that is.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:09:28pm

re: #77 The Vicious Babushka

By “better standards of care” Danagunz is referring to arbitrary and capricious regulations like requiring nonstandard closet door width.

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She certainly is one of the most loathsome pieces of shit out there. I say this because she unquestionably knows exactly the reason for the Texas ‘regulate them out of business’ law, knows that it really has ZERO to do with ‘better standards of care’, and yet tries to use that as a talking point.

Like Dim Jim Hoft, she is perfectly aware that she’d lying and disinforming, but doesn’t care as long as it inflames the rubes.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:10:22pm

re: #105 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Better standards of care…hmmm, like Obamacare protections of people with pre-existing conditions.

Well we know what GOP plans for healthcare are from recent statements by the “moderate” GOP presidential candidate, Jeb Bush:

1. Defund PP, eliminating a half billion dollars for women’s healthcare
2. Repeal the ACA, eliminating healthcare coverage for tens of millions of Americans.
3. Phase out Medicare for every American under the age of 55.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:10:56pm

Hattip to Gus.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:11:09pm

re: #111 aagcobb

Well we know what GOP plans for healthcare are from recent statements by the “moderate” GOP presidential candidate, Jeb Bush:

1. Defund PP, eliminating a half billion dollars for women’s healthcare
2. Repeal the ACA, eliminating healthcare coverage for tens of millions of Americans.
3. Phase out Medicare for every American under the age of 55.

4. Repeal 20th Century

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:13:19pm

re: #112 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Hattip to Gus.

Active shooter situation @ Hickory 8 Theater — suspect dead
— Metro Nashville PD (@MNPDNashville) August 5, 2015

Must be brown-skinned.

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Jack Burton  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:14:43pm

re: #113 Blind Frog Belly White

4. Repeal 20th Century

Undo everything that was done in the US during the 20th century (thanks to the two Roosevelts, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and LBJ) to stop a revolution by the “99%”, possibly of the communist nature.

Because fuck you libtards! My way or the highway!

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:14:45pm

re: #102 Jack Burton

Arresting someone outside of an officer’s usual area of deployment adds some complications. I think that the law is set up that way so that if any cop sees a crime being committed they can, if necessary, lawfully intervene.

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:17:36pm

re: #115 Jack Burton

Undo everything that was done in the US during the 20th century (thanks to the two Roosevelts, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and LBJ) to stop a revolution by the “99%”, possibly of the communist nature.

Because fuck you libtards! My way or the highway!

If the GOP succeeds in undoing all 20th century US progress, the next step would obviously be to undo all 19th century US progress.

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Jack Burton  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:17:41pm

re: #116 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Arresting someone outside of an officer’s usual area of deployment adds some complications. I think that the law is set up that way so that if any cop sees a crime being committed they can, if necessary, lawfully intervene.

True but if someone in the city limits of LA, calls the county sheriff for assistance, they will be told to call the LAPD, or if it’s obviously an emergency, the sheriff dispatcher will take the information and call the LAPD on land-line or over mutual aid radio channels. There aren’t just going to go out there on their own in most situations.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:17:54pm

yep

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Romantic Heretic  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:18:10pm

re: #1 Eclectic Cyborg

Can you imagine Trump/Bush 2016?

The US would soon be known as Western Somalia.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:19:35pm

re: #1 Eclectic Cyborg

Can you imagine Trump/Bush 2016?

Trump/Walker
Trump/Paul

I’m glad the Canadian border is so close by

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:19:59pm

Another movie shooter. Tennessee.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:20:27pm

Trump/Trump BECAUSE THE REST OF THEM ARE ALL LOSERS & DUMMIES!!!!!1!!

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Teukka  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:20:28pm

re: #121 The Vicious Babushka

Trump/Walker
Trump/Paul

I’m glad the Canadian border is so close by

I’m not sure Canada is far away enough :/

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:20:49pm

CNN says one person may have a wound from a hatchet. Shooter is dead in shoot out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:21:38pm
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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:22:07pm
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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:22:09pm

Movie attacker had a gun and a hatchet
Someone may have been injured by a hatchet blow
Gunman had two backpacks, process to clear both ongoing

Watching CNN…HUGE ATF presence

Mad Max was the movie being shown

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:23:17pm

Raw Story has a live feed of the shooter situtation: rawstory.com

*The shooter fired at police; they returned fire and killed him
*The shooter had two backpacks
*LEOs responded within 5 minutes

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:23:22pm

what a dweeb Benton is:

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Romantic Heretic  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:24:10pm

re: #67 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Nolte…another bitter cry baby. He and Dana sure hate when the president returns some of their insults.

Bullies hate it when their victims fight back.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:25:03pm

Lunch at Amaya’s……
Much betterz now.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:25:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:25:34pm

Mad Max….

VIOLENT MOVIES!!11!!

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:25:48pm

re: #133 darthstar

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Mel Gibson killed a bunch of people with a hatchet in “The Patriot”
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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:25:50pm

Bomb squad is on location.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:28:19pm

re: #128 FormerDirtDart

Movie attacker had a gun and a hatchet
Someone may have been injured by a hatchet blow
Gunman had two backpacks, process to clear both ongoing

Watching CNN…HUGE ATF presence

It will be interesting to see how the public reacts when it becomes necessary to have TSA-type screening to enter a movie theater. Congressional Republicans can be counted on to prate about the price of freedom and Constitutional rights. Congress will not, even then, enact even modest gun control legislation.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:28:49pm

re: #135 The Vicious Babushka

Mel Gibson killed a bunch of people with a hatchet in “The Patriot”
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Romantic Heretic  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:29:04pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

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More human sacrifices for ‘Murica! ‘Murica is great!

Also, this cartoon came to mind.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:29:23pm

The NRA will shortly notify Republican politicians that the new talking point is that theaters should post armed “good guys” in all movie theaters for shoot outs.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:32:14pm
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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:33:14pm

re: #140 aagcobb

The NRA will shortly notify Republican politicians that the new talking point is that theaters should post armed “good guys” in all movie theaters for shoot outs.

What are theaters going to do when people begin to refuse to go to them because of fear of copy cat shooters and decide to stay home and use netflix?

Go out of business, that is what. Yeah guns!

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:33:15pm

Hmmmm
CNN doing telephone interview with woman who works in Sprint store near theater.
Man with 2 backpacks tried to enter store through backdoor before noon, told to go away and enter via the front of store if he wanted to come in. Went away

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:33:47pm

re: #87 Jenner7

Chicago police detained thousands of black Americans at interrogation facility

theguardian.com

Please read and share. This shit has got to stop.

“The Good Wife” had an excellent episode about the “black site.” It was the season finale and ran May 10!

imdb.com

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TedStriker  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:37:16pm

re: #88 blueraven

fuck

CNN reporting shots fired in Nashville movie theater.

Yeah…I saw that and know that area of town fairly well.

I was on my way to work a while ago, traveling Briley Parkway South to I-40 West to I-24 East; as soon as I got on 40, a Metro cruiser and a Metro cycle cop come blasting through towards 24. Making my way through the I-24/I-440 interchange, it was like a convoy of cop cars, with another 4-5 cruisers joining up going towards Antioch/Hickory Hollow.

I thought it might have been a big wreck somewhere down the interstate; I didn’t learn about the shooting until I got to work. From what we’ve heard, the shooter’s apparently dead, but I haven’t seen anything on victims yet (but, then again, I’m at work with the TV sound muted and captions on and the TV to my back, so they probably have said more about that).

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:39:16pm

re: #137 Higgs Boson’s Mate

It will be interesting to see how the public reacts when it becomes necessary to have TSA-type screening to enter a movie theater. Congressional Republicans can be counted on to prate about the price of freedom and Constitutional rights. Congress will not, even then, enact even modest gun control legislation.

MLB this year began requiring all ballparks to use metal detectors to screen all game attendees. Last year the NFL announced that all bags carried into game had to meet a certain size and be transparent (I was more shocked that there weren’t “Team” bags on sale immediately after the announcement)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:40:37pm

lol at the Benton butthurt:

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Mattand  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:41:25pm

At this point, why not just fucking declare marital law and be done with it? There’s no difference at this point.

Ben Franklin Bridge to be closed for the weekend of Pope Francis’ visit in September

For you non-Philly area people, this basically turns downtown Philly, aka Center City, into a Snake Plisken movie. Literally, if you are in or even near Center City after 10 PM that Friday, you will, for all intents and purposes, be trapped there until Sunday.

The Secret Service does not do this for the President when he comes to Philly. Although in their defense, they’ve lately sucked at the job (I personally think someone on the Service is trying purposely to endanger him and his family.)

And then we have listen for 3 day about how Pope Frank is going to lecture everyone on the need for religious liberty. Because Americans are soooooooooo deprived of that.

What a fucking joke.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:41:33pm

re: #111 aagcobb

Well we know what GOP plans for healthcare are from recent statements by the “moderate” GOP presidential candidate, Jeb Bush:

1. Defund PP, eliminating a half billion dollars for women’s healthcare
2. Repeal the ACA, eliminating healthcare coverage for tens of millions of Americans.
3. Phase out Medicare for every American under the age of 55.

4. But “better standards of care” at PP and other “womenz parts clinics places”

//

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:42:47pm

re: #91 lawhawk

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RESET THE CLOCK!

Fuckballs—not even safe at a Wednesday matinee. People have truly lost their shit.

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Shiplord Kirel  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:43:08pm

New Hampshire has drunk the koolaid:

Executive Council rejects Planned Parenthood funding

CONCORD, N.H. —New Hampshire’s Republican-led Executive Council rejected $639,000 in state funding for Planned Parenthood along party lines Wednesday amid a renewed national debate over whether the organization should receive public money.

“Voting against this contract is not going to stop one single abortion in New Hampshire, but it is going to stop thousands of people from accessing quality, affordable health care,” Democratic Councilor Chris Pappas said.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:46:15pm

re: #151 Shiplord Kirel

New Hampshire has drunk the koolaid:

Executive Council rejects Planned Parenthood funding

There’s still something called an Executive Council in the Laboratories of Democracy?

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:47:01pm

re: #148 Mattand

At this point, why not just fucking declare marital law and be done with it? There’s no difference at this point.

Ben Franklin Bridge to be closed for the weekend of Pope Francis’ visit in September

For you non-Philly area people, this basically turns downtown Philly, aka Center City, into a Snake Plisken movie. Literally, if you are in or even near Center City after 10 PM that Friday, you will, for all intents and purposes, be trapped there until Sunday.

The Secret Service does not do this for the President when he comes to Philly. Although in their defense, they’ve lately sucked at the job (I personally think someone on the Service is trying purposely to endanger him and his family.)

And then we have listen for 3 day about Pope Frank is going to lecture everyone on the need for religious liberty. Because Americans are soooooooooo deprived of that.

What a fucking joke.

A couple of issues. First, the Secret Service does not close the bridge when the President is in town for a couple of reasons, the biggest one is that he is only in town for a couple of hours at most, and not addressing a quarter million plus gathering of people. Second, the Pope is going to do more than just lecture people on religious liberty, and third, a lot of people don’t have the slightest frickin’ clue what religious liberty is.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:50:44pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Rhymes with “bucket list”… LOL

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:52:37pm

re: #147 Backwoods_Sleuth

lol at the Benton butthurt:

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Who here thinks Rand is important enough for anyone to even bother?

So, that’s no hands I see?

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Mattand  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:52:48pm

re: #153 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

A couple of issues. First, the Secret Service does not close the bridge when the President is in town for a couple of reasons, the biggest one is that he is only in town for a couple of hours at most, and not addressing a quarter million plus gathering of people. Second, the Pope is going to do more than just lecture people on religious liberty, and third, a lot of people don’t have the slightest frickin’ clue what religious liberty is.

I don’t know if you lived here in ‘79 when John Paul II celebrated Mass on the Parkway, but they did not even come close to this kind of “Shut it all down” idiocy. And Frank Fucking Rizzo was mayor; a guy who ruined Philly’s Bicentennial by warning people that throngs of hippies were going to overrun the city.

Jesus Christ, they are shutting down traffic as far north as Girard Avenue. The one bridge and every highway around downtown will be closed; no private traffic will be allowed on the streets; and mass transit will be severely limited.

You live there. This doesn’t bother you in the slightest?

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Jack Burton  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:53:56pm

re: #156 Mattand

And Frank Fucking Rizzo was mayor; a guy who ruined Philly’s Bicentennial by warning people that throngs of hippies were going to overrun the city.

From the Jerky Boys?

/

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:57:23pm

re: #156 Mattand

I don’t know if you lived here in ‘79 when John Paul II celebrated Mass on the Parkway, but they did not even come close to this kind of “Shut it all down” idiocy. And Frank Fucking Rizzo was mayor; a guy who ruined Philly’s Bicentennial by warning people that throngs of hippies were going to overrun the city.

Jesus Christ, they are shutting down traffic as far north as Girard Avenue. The one bridge and every highway around downtown will be closed; no private traffic will be allowed on the streets; and mass transit will be severely limited.

You live there. This doesn’t bother you in the slightest?

I actually live in the exclusion zone (or in this case inclusion zone). I’m on the Delaware Riverfront on Columbus Blvd between Market and Race. With a million and a half people expected each day (Pope JP2 only filled JFK with about 100 grand), I’m not going anywhere anyway. I’ll just load up on ice cream and pretend we had a blizzard.

EDIT - my bad, I was thinking of the Rolling Stones filling JFK. JP2 was at the parkway with the millions.

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Mattand  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:58:03pm

re: #157 Jack Burton

From the Jerky Boys?

/

LOL, no, just a coincidence. Although the personalities are similar. Rizzo was a police commissioner who was elected mayor for two terms. Look him up on Wikipedia; the guy was a real fucking piece of work. His big claim to fame prior to becoming mayor was being photographed with a nightstick in his tux’s cummerbund, after leaving a gala to go beat on black people.

I know people from that era who could be classified as hippies. The cops were fucking brutal. Literally jumping out of cars and wailing on white guys for having long hair, and black people for being black.

The fact that this guy was mayor when JP2 was here and didn’t overreact the way the Secret Service is now is telling.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:58:06pm

re: #156 Mattand

Oh yeah, it was the trash strike that ruined the bicentennial.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 12:59:43pm

re: #147 Backwoods_Sleuth

A 18 USC 1001 conviction usually results in ‘quality time at Club Fed’ - and that’s one of the lesser charges he’s facing.

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Mattand  Aug 5, 2015 • 1:02:57pm

re: #158 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

I actually live in the exclusion zone (or in this case inclusion zone). I’m on the Delaware Riverfront on Columbus Blvd between Market and Race. With a million and a half people expected each day (Pope JP2 only filled JFK with about 100 grand), I’m not going anywhere anyway. I’ll just load up on ice cream and pretend we had a blizzard.

No, it was the Parkway, where they have all of the events like this (Logan Circle, technically) and the crowds were estimated at 1 million or so.

Look, if you’re cool with it, fine. I really do see this as a borderline unnecessary suspension of civil rights in the name of security. Either the Secret Service has been tipped off about something really horrible happening, or they’re imposing martial law to make their lives easier.

Shutting down the center of one of the largest American cities for a conference and a Mass for nearly three days is utter horseshit.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Aug 5, 2015 • 1:13:06pm

re: #162 Mattand

First, shutting down traffic is not martial law. Second, this is no mere “conference”. A conference may take place at the convention center or a hotel. Here you have millions of people coming. Shutting down traffic isn’t just a security issue, it’s common sense traffic control. There would be nowhere to put all those cars. It would be impossible to drive anywhere anyway. Heck, it’s hard enough on a regular weekend day.


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