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missliberties  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:18:04pm

I am going to so miss Obama’s leadership in the world. What a great man.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:21:23pm

Live feed from the scene of the shooting. One of the victims/survivors is about to make a statement:

Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:24:50pm

GOP, if it had any sense, would be looking like this right about now:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:38:28pm

jeebus, Kim Davis is even more stupid than I had imagined:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:42:36pm

re: #4 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, Kim Davis is even more stupid than I had imagined:

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good freaking grief

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wrenchwench  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:49:24pm

re: #5 Backwoods_Sleuth

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good freaking grief

From there:

That’s what they do. They lose religious freedom cases.

We let drama llamas use our courtrooms for performances, don’t we. We should charge them money.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:51:23pm

re: #6 wrenchwench

“Liberty Counsel”, the same people who sue over and over unsuccessfully for public display of the Ten Commandments.

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Mike Lamb  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:52:50pm

re: #5 Backwoods_Sleuth

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good freaking grief

She seems to think it’s the Office of Kim Davis, not the Office of the County Clerk. She’s a vessel, a placeholder.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:53:27pm

but…of…course…

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:54:07pm
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Mike Lamb  Aug 5, 2015 • 2:58:52pm

It’s beyond me how the following action isn’t sanctionable as to the attorneys:

Before taking office as County Clerk in January 2015, Davis swore an oath to
support the constitutions and laws of the United States and the Commonwealth of Kentucky “so help me God.” Davis understood (and understands) this oath to mean that, in upholding the federal and state constitutions and laws, she would not act in contradiction to the moral law of God, natural law, or her sincerely held religious beliefs and convictions. Davis also understood (and understands) the constitution and laws she swore to uphold to incorporate the constitutional and other legal protections of all individuals’ rights to live and work according to their consciences, as informed by their sincerely held religious beliefs and convictions, including without limitation such rights she holds in her own individual capacity.

There is no, zero, none, nada, nein, etc. etc. legal basis for that tripe. I also don’t give a fuck what post facto spin she is now applying to her oath—no way did she understand her oath to mean “I will uphold the US/State Constitution unless it contradicts God’s law.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:02:03pm

re: #11 Mike Lamb

…she would not act in contradiction to the moral law of God, natural law, or her sincerely held religious beliefs and convictions…

apparently doesn’t include her being MARRIED FOUR TIMES.

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Mike Lamb  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:03:03pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

apparently doesn’t include her being MARRIED FOUR TIMES.

Seriously. Fuck her.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:05:52pm

re: #11 Mike Lamb

There is no, zero, none, nada, nein, etc. etc. legal basis for that tripe. I also don’t give a fuck what post facto spin she is now applying to her oath—no way did she understand her oath to mean “I will uphold the US/State Constitution unless it contradicts my personal interpretation of God’s law.”

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:06:26pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

apparently doesn’t include her being MARRIED FOUR TIMES.

Her beliefs are what she needs at the moment to get by. They are no deeper than that.

I call these the “pocket Jesus” types that pull out their religion to use as needed. The rest of the time, just like a little notebook, pocket Jesus stays in their pocket until needed again. In the meantime, they can be as horrible as they want to be with no problems because they have pocket Jesus.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:06:39pm

re: #12 Backwoods_Sleuth

apparently doesn’t include her being MARRIED FOUR TIMES.

Amazing-Adultery, Ashley Madison, sexting to whoever, tax cheats, enviro reg law breakers all okay. But two women or men have a committed relationship and get married, sanctify their relationship in the eyes of our culture and that’s freak out worthy?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:07:27pm

Kim Davis said that people could just drive to another county to get married.

gaaahhhhhhhhh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:10:39pm

County clerks in Kentucky also record deeds, mortgage records, liens, wills, name changes, and issue and record vehicle transfers and license.

Kim Davis could, using her logic, refuse those services to people as well.

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:11:23pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

Kim Davis said that people could just drive to another county to get married.

gaaahhhhhhhhh

Yeah, and she can just find another freaking job if she cant perform her duties.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:12:32pm

My county is as conservative as it gets, but our county clerk has already issued SSM licenses. It was no big deal.

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wrenchwench  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:12:49pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

Kim Davis said that people could just drive to another county to get married.

gaaahhhhhhhhh

Make a lot more sense to make HER drive to another county to work, if one would have her.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:14:42pm

Ha! Clever:

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allegro  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:14:57pm

re: #21 wrenchwench

Make a lot more sense to make HER drive to another county to work, if one would have her.

And knock herself out? Naw. She holds fast to her religious convictions as long as only other people are inconvenienced.

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:16:51pm

Awww…conservatives have their little feefees hurt over Obama’s speech.

“He was out of line with some of those attacks on GOP”.
So says Fox News.

Yes, the president was throwing some fire. How does it feel, assholes?

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wrenchwench  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:17:33pm

re: #23 allegro

And knock herself out? Naw. She holds fast to her religious convictions as long as only other people are inconvenienced.

She should get locked up in her church, then.

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:18:15pm

re: #24 blueraven

But Huckabee’s statement??

::crickets::

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:19:25pm

Tomorrow’s GOP debate is a gun-free zone.
Shouldn’t they be afraid to attend?

//

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:20:20pm

re: #26 Jenner7

But Huckabee’s statement??

::crickets::

6+ years worth of Huck style statements. Now they want to cry about civility?

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:21:46pm

re: #24 blueraven

Awww…conservatives have their little feefees hurt over Obama’s speech.

“He was out of line with some of those attacks on GOP”.
So says Fox News.

Yes, the president was throwing some fire. How does it feel, assholes?

But inviting Netanyahu to speak before Congress to show up the president was upstanding political statesmanship.

File in the “our shit don’t stink” GOP file.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:23:33pm

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

Do we know that for sure?

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:26:49pm

re: #30 Eric The Fruit Bat

Do we know that for sure?

Surely you don’t think they are going to allow open-carry or even concealed around Quicken arena?

They all talk like gun bad asses, but I bet you the GOP candidates would refuse to go anywhere near a public stage if they knew there were real live loaded guns anywhere within a mile of the arena.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:27:44pm

re: #31 ObserverArt

Quicken Arena is already a gun-free zone.

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:30:06pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

Quicken Arena is already a gun-free zone.

I know. I’m just making a point out of the GOP’s real feelings about guns in their midst.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:31:00pm

re: #19 blueraven

Yeah, feel you there, especially since I am still not quite sure what got me fired Monday.

Friend I made there was wondering why I wasn’t there Tuesday. She doesn’t understand why either.

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:31:56pm

Autopsy Shows Police Shot Zachary Hammond In The Back And Side

The local police chief had earlier said that Hammond was “not shot from behind.”

Noting that Hammond’s death has received little in the way of national coverage, Bland said in a statement Wednesday that even though both Hammond and the officer were white, the matter should be “investigated and reported by the press with the same tenacity and thoroughness” that have been applied to other, higher-profile police killings involving white officers and black victims.

huffingtonpost.com

I’ve seen DeRay post news article’s about this teens death several times. The activists aren’t ignoring it.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:31:59pm

Link

Firearms are forbidden

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:33:57pm

re: #24 blueraven

Awww…conservatives have their little feefees hurt over Obama’s speech.

“He was out of line with some of those attacks on GOP”.
So says Fox News.

Yes, the president was throwing some fire. How does it feel, assholes?

MOST DIVISIVE PREZNIT EVAR!

WHY DOES OBUMMER HATE AMERICANS?!

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:35:39pm

Good evening Lizards. :)

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:36:34pm

Should not my friend in Washington think I am due an explanation.

Apparently, she is not familiar with the idea of Right to Work states.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:36:47pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Liberty Counsel”, the same people who sue over and over unsuccessfully for public display of the Ten Commandments.

Spin off from Liberty University law school, IIRC.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:38:06pm

re: #34 The War TARDIS

Yeah, feel you there, especially since I am still not quite sure what got me fired Monday.

Friend I made there was wondering why I wasn’t there Tuesday. She doesn’t understand why either.

Sorry to hear that; I hope you find a new job soon.

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:40:49pm

“No compunction about being repeatedly wrong” should be the new official motto of the US Republican party.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:41:47pm

re: #41 aagcobb

Trying to get my friend to join LGF.

She genuinely believes in compromise, but I think she could be better informed. But I am not the one to do it, because of the fact that for about 4 years, I have been incredibly close to being some sort of Authoritarian Social Democrat.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:43:44pm

Just got back from doing evening barn chores.
The humidity outside is horrible and there isn’t any breeze at all.

Me, right now:

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:44:14pm

Anyway, I have prepared my own 5 by 5 GOP Debate bingo card. Looks like I will do up to 12 shots, or however many it takes before I pass out.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:46:53pm

re: #40 Decatur Deb

Spin off from Liberty University law school, IIRC.

Then I am sure they are quite asstoot about the workings of are jewdisheairy system.

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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:47:09pm

Commentators commenting on the Iran deal they haven’t read, have no idea on what’s in it or what it does, but they know better than Obama. Because Fox News.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:48:27pm

re: #47 Kid A

Commentators commenting on the Iran deal they haven’t read, have no idea on what’s in it or what it does, but they know better than Obama. Because Fox News.

SEEKRIT DEALS!!!1!!1

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:48:34pm

re: #47 Kid A

Commentators commenting on the Iran deal they haven’t read, have no idea on what’s in it or what it does, but they know better than Obama. Because Fox News.

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ObserverArt  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:52:20pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Just got back from doing evening barn chores.
The humidity outside is horrible and there isn’t any breeze at all.

Me, right now:

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Really? You aren’t all that far away and here in Columbus it is 80° with 40° humidity. Very pleasant.

We are supposed to get some rain in the morning and maybe a storm later tomorrow.

And with that later Lizards. Going to a friend’s…

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:52:43pm

re: #24 blueraven

“He was out of line with some of those attacks on GOP”.
So says Fox News.

doesnt feel so good when you’re on the other end, does it, gop?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:55:34pm

The Paul camp has done what they do best. They have responded to the indictments by putting on their tinfoil hats and screaming conspiracy. A spokesman for the Paul campaign said, “Senator Rand Paul is disappointed that the Obama justice department chose to release this just prior to the highly anticipated first Republican presidential debate; it certainly appears suspiciously timed and possibly, politically motivated. Additionally, these actions are from 2012 and have nothing to do with our campaign.”

Obama is a Time Lord! He went all the way back to 2012 to get the ball rolling on this!

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Jay C  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:56:06pm

re: #51 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

doesnt feel so good when you’re on the other end, does it, gop?

“Give ‘em Hell, Barry!”??

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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:56:29pm

re: #16 Great White Snark

Here, this one’s for you, heh:

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:57:28pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Obama is a Time Lord! He went all the way back to 2012 to get the ball rolling on this!

OF COURSE HE’S A TIME LORD! HOW DO YOU THINK HE WENT BACK TO HAWAII IN 1961 TO FAKE HIS BIRTH CERTIFKIT?!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:57:30pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

Also, Why does Rand Paul feel the need to say it has nothing to do with his campaign?
Aren’t candidates forbidden from coordinating with the SuperPACs?

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 3:58:50pm

re: #51 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

doesnt feel so good when you’re on the other end, does it, gop?

I saw no real attacks on the GOP in Obama’s speech, just some badly needed truth-telling regarding the past foreign policy successes of the GOP uber-hawks.

I’m reminded of Truman’s line regarding his “give them hell” nickname —- “I don’t give them Hell. I just tell the truth about them and they think it’s Hell.”

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:00:19pm

Fun With Pages, possible new Facebook game?

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:02:05pm

re: #44 Backwoods_Sleuth

Just got back from doing evening barn chores.
The humidity outside is horrible and there isn’t any breeze at all.

Me, right now:

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And now the dog as well!

Semi-molten dog
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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:03:05pm

I was thinking of designing a set of playing cards with the republican candidates on them, but there are too many—each suit only has 13 cards and there are 17 contenders.

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Lidane  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:03:43pm

re: #60 CuriousLurker

I was thinking of designing a set of playing cards with the republican candidates on them, but there are too many—each suit only has 13 cards and there are 17 contenders.

Pick four of them and make them Jokers. Haha.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:04:12pm

re: #60 CuriousLurker

I was thinking of designing a set of playing cards with the republican candidates on them, but there are too many—each suit only has 13 cards and there are 17 contenders.

It’s easy! No kings and Jokers all.

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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:04:35pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:05:03pm

re: #61 Lidane

Pick four of them and make them Jokers. Haha.

Perfect! So hard to choose which ones though. Jindal would def be on the list.

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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:05:04pm

re: #60 CuriousLurker

I was thinking of designing a set of playing cards with the republican candidates on them, but there are too many—each suit only has 13 cards and there are 17 contenders.

17 pretenders.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:06:56pm

re: #64 CuriousLurker

Perfect! So hard to choose which ones though. Jindal would def be on the list.

Use the guys who may not get a single vote before they drop out: Graham, Pataki and Gilmore

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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:07:14pm

re: #62 Great White Snark

It’s easy! No kings and Jokers all.

re: #65 Kid A

17 pretenders.

I’ll tell you what, there would be endless creative possibilities with all the crazy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:07:30pm

re: #66 aagcobb

Use the guys who may not get a single vote before they drop out: Graham, Pataki and Gilmore

Naw, Graham has to be the Queen of Hearts.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:08:56pm

re: #66 aagcobb

Use the guys who may not get a single vote before they drop out: Graham, Pataki and Gilmore

Sheesh, I forgot those guy were even running despite the fact that I’ve been maintaining a list.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:10:13pm
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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:11:23pm

re: #69 CuriousLurker

And remember all you have to do to be more informed than Congress or the Candidates about the Iran deal just Paged is read the big words too.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:12:06pm

Manager at work (who is in Pittsburgh) put out a link to the “death of Hitchbot” video. Which has since been shown to be a “prank” film by a few Philly video bloggers. With, of course, still no real information on who really destroyed Hitchbot.

These “gentlemen” have of course reinforced the prevailing view that Philadelphia is populated with asshole thugs. Playing a character or not the one man displayed a case of premeditated vandalism. Which I, for one, do not find at all entertaining.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:13:14pm

re: #61 Lidane

Pick four of them and make them Jokers. Haha.

Hey you were just quicker on the trigger than I was. And they say I have the quick draw LOL.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:16:14pm

OK, I added a sixth line for my GOP debate bingo card because I was leaving out so much derp. My six categories (the first column) are Mexico, Iran, ISIS, Planned Parenthood, Obamacare and Marriage. That’s the five great enemies of America and the cornerstone institution the liberal activist Court just destroyed.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:16:52pm

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

If any Dem said “Make America great again”… they’d be accused of treason, impeached, smeared. Remember what Michelle Obama endured?

i think there’s definitely an opportunity here for democratic candidates to say that america is still great and that it’s always been great, and that they dont like gop candidates running america down and saying it isnt great

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:17:52pm
PANIC! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:18:59pm

re: #72 Feline Fearless Leader

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t Philly the same city that booed Santa Claus?

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:21:15pm

re: #77 The War TARDIS

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t Philly the same city that booed Santa Claus?

Yep. A famous story there that of course carries additional context if you look further into it.

Though I will note that the sports fans were pretty much psychotic when I moved here in 2007. They got a little better after the WS win, but are still nuts. Sports talk radio in this town is the only thing that makes the political talk radio sound intelligent.

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Bubblehead II  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:21:54pm

Night Lizards.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:22:19pm
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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:23:28pm

re: #78 Feline Fearless Leader

I am going to admit that when I heard where the poor robot met its end, I was…less than surprised.

I have heard of the reputation of Philly. Granted, I do know that NYC has its own bad rep, which is completely undeserved.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:23:40pm

re: #77 The War TARDIS

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t Philly the same city that booed Santa Claus?

They boo the crack in the Liberty Bell

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:24:12pm

I’ve been substituting DailyKos for my work LGF ban. Just not the same. :(

No LGF makes Chat Noir go something something
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:25:31pm

re: #80 darthstar

Look, if we’re going to do a good ratfucking and make it so Trump’s ego forces him to come in as a third party, we need to zero in on who’s the most batshit insane and unelectable for the GOP.

Has to be Carly.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:25:43pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Obama is a Time Lord! He went all the way back to 2012 to get the ball rolling on this!

And yeah, Rand would definitely be the next president if it weren’t for this—I’m sure of it.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:26:23pm

re: #84 Eric The Fruit Bat

Look, if we’re going to do a good ratfucking and make it so Trump’s ego forces him to come in as a third party, we need to zero in on who’s the most batshit insane and unelectable for the GOP.

Has to be Carly.

Ben Carson

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:27:20pm

re: #86 The Vicious Babushka

Ben Carson

Ted Cruz. There are so many to choose from!

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:29:11pm

re: #86 The Vicious Babushka

Carson has enough of an air of respectability and a storyline that can be easily played up.

Carly is a pure political disaster, thinking she can 1:1 against Hillary and a whacked out Trump pulling a Perot on the side.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:29:14pm

Self Appointed Pundits Like To Imagine They Influence The Presidential Race

It’s also possible that this debate kicks off the “scrutiny” phase of Trump’s candidacy. According to Sides and Vavreck, scrutiny happens after the candidate has had some time atop the polls and journalists decide to really dig into their public record and personal history. Right now Trump is firmly in the discovery phase of his candidacy. The media are still treating him as more of a celebrity than a candidate, so his policy positions and his past are getting less attention than his performance in the latest poll or his most recent bombastic statement. If the media and party establishment begin to scrutinize Trump in the way they would any other politician, it may lead to bad press and a related drop in his poll numbers - the beginning of the “decline” in Sides and Vavreck’s process.</>

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:29:25pm

And regarding the upcoming Popecalypse I plan on stocking up on supplies the week before and possibly not leaving the building that weekend. I’m pretty much Ground Zero for the event. Might get some interesting pictures though.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:29:28pm

It doesn’t matter if the GOP puts a sentient turd on the platform. 47% of Americans will take that turd seriously and the media will get all wee-wee’d up about how the turd is challenging Hillary in Ohio, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Florida, the only states that matter because a turd has never been elected president without carrying those four states.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:30:08pm

re: #81 The War TARDIS

BTW sorry to see above you got fired. Best of luck to you on finding a better gig.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:30:14pm

re: #77 The War TARDIS

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t Philly the same city that booed Santa Claus?

To their credit, they also booed Sarah Palin.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:30:28pm

re: #91 darthstar

It doesn’t matter if the GOP puts a sentient turd on the platform. 47% of Americans will take that turd seriously and the media will get all wee-wee’d up about how the turd is challenging Hillary in Ohio, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Florida, the only states that matter because a turd has never been elected president without carrying those four states.

“A Horserace With A Turd” sounds like a name for a Turnip Prize entry.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:31:00pm

re: #87 aagcobb

Cruz does have potential-especially if he lets his Dominionist freak flag fly high (which carries a HUGE risk of its own if he does get his hands on the football.)

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:31:29pm

re: #93 BeachDem

But from what VB said, they boo everything, even if it doesn’t have a pulse.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:31:54pm

re: #91 darthstar

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:32:32pm

re: #93 BeachDem

To their credit, they also booed Sarah Palin.

And she claimed they booed Piper, who she brought to the hockey game as a shield.
Sarah is such thin-skinned nothingburger.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:33:42pm

re: #91 darthstar

It doesn’t matter if the GOP puts a sentient turd on the platform. 47% of Americans will take that turd seriously and the media will get all wee-wee’d up about how the turd is challenging Hillary in Ohio, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Florida, the only states that matter because a turd has never been elected president without carrying those four states.

a turd never minces words. a turd never consults polls to figure out what to say. a turd never uses a teleprompter. a turd

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:34:00pm

re: #88 Eric The Fruit Bat

Carson has enough of an air of respectability and a storyline that can be easily played up.

Carly is a pure political disaster, thinking she can 1:1 against Hillary and a whacked out Trump pulling a Perot on the side.

Carly has about zero chance of getting the nomination or VP slot so she’s not worth even thinking about. However I did make some Carly memes just to show how lame she is.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:34:19pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

And she claimed they booed Piper, who she brought to the hockey game as a shield.
Sarah is such thin-skinned nothingburger.

Sniff, sniff—ah the memories. Yeah—poor Piper, just a pawn in the Palin game.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:35:39pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:35:57pm
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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:36:34pm

re: #90 Feline Fearless Leader

And regarding the upcoming Popecalypse I plan on stocking up on supplies the week before and possibly not leaving the building that weekend. I’m pretty much Ground Zero for the event. Might get some interesting pictures though.

Definitely check your toast, potato chips & fruit for blessed images.

Hahaha, I just found this link. hahahaha

Jesus Found!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:36:52pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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I’m amazed that is linked to The Federalist.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:37:41pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

If movie theater owners give in to right wing idiots and allow people to bring guns in, their business will take a serious nose dive.

Live-fire force-on-force arenas, the next wave in family entertainment.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:37:42pm

re: #100 The Vicious Babushka

Carly has about zero chance of getting the nomination or VP slot so she’s not worth even thinking about. However I did make some Carly memes just to show how lame she is.

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Tax cuts have never, NOT EVER paid for themselves.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:38:03pm

OMG somebody is “farming” giant gooey dicks!

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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:38:22pm

re: #105 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m amazed that is linked to The Federalist.

Headline: “Thanks to media blackout, Most are in the dark about PP videos.”

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:38:34pm

re: #100 The Vicious Babushka

Carly has about zero chance of getting the nomination or VP slot so she’s not worth even thinking about. However I did make some Carly memes just to show how lame she is.

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The last time I saw Carly, she was trying to draft off Hillary by wandering outside of a Hillary event and holding a 10-minute press conference on the sidewalk where she yapped at those few who were trapped into listening to her. It was hilarious.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:38:38pm

re: #108 The Vicious Babushka

OMG somebody is “farming” giant gooey dicks!

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jeebus, 100 years a a long time to wait for a harvest…

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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:38:41pm

ABORTION ISN’T FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT, JEB!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:39:11pm

re: #109 Kid A

Headline: “Thanks to media blackout, Most are in the dark about PP videos.”

ah! Thanks for clicking on that. I was askeert to.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:39:24pm

re: #89 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Everyone knows Trump from the business side is the ultimate OPM operator-and woe be it unto you if you hooked up with him on any of his deals, especially from an equity side.

Who knows-maybe in some far-off reaches of space in 20 to 40,000 years from now Trump’s DNA and psychic waveforms would have been the foundation species for the Ferengi.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:39:49pm

re: #112 Kid A

ABORTION ISN’T FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT, JEB!

You say “tomato”, and I say “government-funded abortion on demand up till the moment of birth”.
//

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wrenchwench  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:40:14pm

re: #108 The Vicious Babushka

OMG somebody is “farming” giant gooey dicks!

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Old joke: Geoducks are the Washington State bird.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:40:51pm
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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:40:59pm

re: #113 Backwoods_Sleuth

ah! Thanks for clicking on that. I was askeert to.

Swimming through the sewer of derp so you don’t have to…

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:42:01pm

re: #112 Kid A

ABORTION ISN’T FUNDED BY THE GOVERNMENT, JEB!

I predict that the final “Center for Medical Progress”[sic!] video will be a full out actual blood libel.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:43:35pm

re: #104 #FergusonFireside

Definitely check your toast, potato chips & fruit for blessed images.

Hahaha, I just found this link. hahahaha

Jesus Found!

Heh.

I expect there will be PopePretzels in Philly that weekend.

I’ll see if I can find Thor on a frozen waffle, and then put it up on E-bay. Though with better timing I guess I should do it before Comicon and not after.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:43:38pm

re: #111 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, 100 years a a long time to wait for a harvest…

Spannungsbogen, baby!

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:43:53pm

re: #119 The Vicious Babushka

This fate is for the Center For Medical Progress dogs:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:44:37pm

or the dog is getting ready to eat the baby…

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:44:56pm

re: #108 The Vicious Babushka

OMG somebody is “farming” giant gooey dicks!

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Diminishing supply of steamers

Like steamers, but YOOOOOOGE!

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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:45:15pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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Media Blackout? That headline!

Thanks To Media Blackout, Most Americans Are In The Dark About Planned Parenthood Videos

That is such BS. If people don’t know about it is because they are probably not interested.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:45:44pm

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

or the dog is getting ready to eat the baby…

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I always think that when I see big assed dogs with babies.

nope.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:46:20pm

re: #108 The Vicious Babushka

OMG somebody is “farming” giant gooey dicks!

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There are clam diggers that go for those things across the street from me in the harbor on low tide days…As much as I love clams, I don’t know that I’d dig in the silt of the inner harbor given how many commercial vessels we have on the water.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:47:26pm

re: #124 Feline Fearless Leader

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Like steamers, but YOOOOOOGE!

Love, love, love steamers. I think I’ll swing by the New England Lobster Co. tomorrow after my swim and pick up a couple pounds to steam up and surprise my wife for dinner…she love, love, loves them too.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:48:45pm
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Kid A  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:49:24pm
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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:50:51pm

re: #127 darthstar

There are clam diggers that go for those things across the street from me in the harbor on low tide days…As much as I love clams, I don’t know that I’d dig in the silt of the inner harbor given how many commercial vessels we have on the water.

(Arlo - Ballad of Reuben Clamzo)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:51:57pm

oops…

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:52:00pm

re: #130 Kid A

Ah, poor guy. Catholics are second class citizens to the Fundibangecals-just like the Jews are in their grand eschatological/dispensational plans.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:53:06pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ouch indeed. What size telephone pole was that?

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:53:54pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

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oops…

But, but—if not for that, we’d be swearing Rand in right now—Obama would just have to abandon the last year and a half of his term, because of LUAP DNAR’s awesomeness!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:55:41pm

mohr oops:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 4:58:52pm

lordie…this is like a really bad novel:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:00:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:02:13pm

These people are soooo busted:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:03:08pm

heh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:03:55pm
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De Kolta Chair  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:03:59pm

re: #131 Feline Fearless Leader

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(Arlo - Ballad of Reuben Clamzo)

I’ve met Arlo a couple of times. A nicer guy you’ll never meet, and he can pick the gitbox. ;-)

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:04:05pm

LOL the latest conspiracy theory going around teh wingnut Twitters is that TRUMP IS REALLY A PLANT BY TEH CLINTONS!!!!!!!1

I’m dying here.

Of course all these Tweets could have been sent out by The Clintons

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lawhawk  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:04:08pm

Meanwhile, Ron and Rand Paul are all like - dude…. right before the debate?

Yeah, just like the bribes were right before the election. These sleazebags deserve the comeuppance they get. It’s a family business for them, and the grift / bribes are all part of the deal.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:06:15pm

re: #142 De Kolta Chair

I’ve met Arlo a couple of times. A nicer guy you’ll never met, and he can pick the gitbox. ;-)

My brother had a copy of “One Night” on LP. If I needed a chuckle I played that song.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:06:35pm

oh dear, the idiocy of it all:

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:09:44pm

These people.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:10:36pm

re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:11:22pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

First rule of safe communication: If the person you are having a conversation with has any kind of cellphone/smartphone, assume it is in recording mode 100% of the time.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:12:40pm

re: #147 Charles Johnson

These people.

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That’s why I carry a trebuchet with me everywhere I go…for protection.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:13:22pm

Love late Summer, when all the schadenfreude trees drop their ripe fruit.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:14:00pm

re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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The system is so fucking corrupt.

Wow.

Just imagine all the shit not being caught.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:14:41pm

re: #150 darthstar

Trying to remember the last hatchet attack at the multiplex.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:15:32pm

Maybe it was that scene from The Transporter.

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darthstar  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:16:49pm

re: #153 jaunte

Trying to remember the last hatchet attack at the multiplex.

It was today.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:18:16pm

re: #155 darthstar

So the active shooter situations are now happening faster than I look up from work and check in to the internet.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:18:22pm

I admit, I laughed.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:18:44pm

re: #153 jaunte

Trying to remember the last hatchet attack at the multiplex.

I’m mainly thanking the attacker’s apparent incompetence, or whatever, that led him to use the hatchet and pepper spray instead of starting with the gun right off.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:18:48pm

re: #145 Feline Fearless Leader

My brother had a copy of “One Night” on LP. If I needed a chuckle I played that song.

Arlo’s kids are quite talented as well.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:19:26pm

re: #144 lawhawk

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hey lawhawk-as a general rule, what should be the ‘proper’ (non-)response if a US Special Agent flips their badge at you and ‘want to talk to you about……’? (disclaimer naturally assumed/applied)

18 USC 1001 had led many a man to quality time at Club Fed, and we know that any SA can lie through their asses and suffer no consequences, but if you just mess up/mis-remember one teeny-tiny detail and WHAM…..

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:26:29pm

With apologies to Lerner and Loewe

“My Fair Lady,” best musical ever imho.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:28:00pm

re: #158 Feline Fearless Leader

I’m mainly thanking the attacker’s apparent incompetence, or whatever, that led him to use the hatchet and pepper spray instead of starting with the gun right off.

The EOD types were going to blow his pack. Did it go high order? Your answer might be there, if it wasn’t ever a gun attack.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:28:47pm

Just got a phone call (Ohio cell phone number on my caller ID) from “Dierdre at Windows Operating System”.

hahahaaaaaa

reported it

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:28:53pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:28:55pm

re: #161 De Kolta Chair

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:30:46pm

re: #164 Charles Johnson

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Jenner7  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:31:52pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:32:04pm

Looks like Charles is winding up some gun fuckers on Twitter. Funny if weren’t also so sad.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:32:20pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:32:27pm

re: #164 Charles Johnson

Holy Hypocrisy.

I think property rights trump firearm rights, if we were to go through the Constitution in order, ¿No?

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:32:37pm

re: #168 teleskiguy

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:33:20pm

17 seconds! Drats! What can you do? Especially since it’s Charles that beat me to the switch.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:33:24pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:33:34pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

You seriously believe you have a constitutional right to carry a gun into a movie theater?

Just like a gun show. Oh wait.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:33:47pm

Dan should check in to getting one of those transplants:

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:34:27pm

re: #175 Backwoods_Sleuth

Buzzkill, dude. OTOH, it may improve what little wrestling skillz he may have so he can move up to the next tier-but it’ll still won’t be the big leagues.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:35:20pm

Fuckin’ Rick Perry has a Snapchat account. Now I really don’t want a Snapchat account.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:35:58pm
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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:37:27pm

re: #178 The Vicious Babushka

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That is starting to make this sound like a “suicide by cop” effort.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:37:30pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:37:52pm

re: #178 The Vicious Babushka

There is a solution to this-but no one will have the balls to implement it.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:38:25pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

Maybe one of those mice is driving him, like Master/Blaster.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:38:48pm

re: #182 jaunte

Maybe one of those mice is driving him, like Master/Blaster.

I think the mouse brain rejected him.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:40:05pm

re: #180 Charles Johnson

This is perfect. Got me laughing real good!

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:40:13pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

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You don’t lie to the FBI.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:40:49pm

re: #163 Backwoods_Sleuth

The ones that blow my minds are the IRS ones that demand that I call a Seattle exchange. If I ever get another one of those, I’ll see how long I can taunt them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:44:00pm

moment of cuteness:

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:44:01pm

re: #160 Eric The Fruit Bat

Hey lawhawk-as a general rule, what should be the ‘proper’ (non-)response if a US Special Agent flips their badge at you and ‘want to talk to you about……’? (disclaimer naturally assumed/applied)

18 USC 1001 had led many a man to quality time at Club Fed, and we know that any SA can lie through their asses and suffer no consequences, but if you just mess up/mis-remember one teeny-tiny detail and WHAM…..

If you have done anything at all, lawyer up and keep your mouth shut.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:44:34pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:44:45pm

re: #183 Backwoods_Sleuth

I think the mouse brain rejected him.

Maybe they got it from Pinky. Does he keep saying “NARF!”?

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b.d.  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:45:11pm

If people were allowed to bring concealed handguns into movie theater I would check to make sure that my phone was muted about 1,000 times.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:45:51pm

re: #191 b.d.

If people were allowed to bring concealed handguns into movie theater I would check to make sure that my phone was muted about 1,000 times.

and for god’s sake, be quiet when you eat yer popcorn!!!

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:48:46pm

Seems like Suicide by Cop

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b.d.  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:48:59pm

re: #192 Backwoods_Sleuth

and for god’s sake, be quiet when you eat yer popcorn!!!

I sure as heck wouldn’t want to go see a movie where there were surprise gunshots in the story somewhere.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:49:18pm

re: #185 aagcobb

That’s why I referenced my post

An 18 USC 1001 conviction is usually good for several months at Club Feb if you are a plebe-which this guy will probably have to spend unless he can lead to some bigger fish.

(…OTOH, if you’re Gen. David Petreaus, and you also get Espionage charges tacked on top of that, you can skate with a misdemeanor, 2 years probation and pay a cool $300,000 in fines (That, as a board member of Kohlberg, Kravits and Rogers, you can make in 2 months giving private speeches… ))[

Leona Helmsely, who famously states that ‘only little people pay taxes’ (and she spent time at the Women’s FCI in Danbury) missed one key part: she wasn’t politically connected.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:50:30pm

re: #193 FormerDirtDart

OT: Are you an F-16 pilot?

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Amory Blaine  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:51:21pm

Prosecutors believed Scott Walker committed a felony while county executive

Prosecutors believed Gov. Scott Walker committed a felony when he served as Milwaukee County Executive for his role in negotiating a lease extension for county office space and a cleaning service contract, a Wednesday court filing shows.

Walker was never charged with a crime, and has long said he was never a target of the 2011 John Doe investigation into his county office.

On Wednesday prosecutors filed into the court record a 2011 request for a search warrant that was part of the investigation. The Wednesday filing in federal court came in response to a lawsuit brought against the prosecutors, including Milwaukee County District Attorney John Chisholm assistant district attorneys Bruce Landgraf and David Robles, by Walker aide Cindy Archer, who also was under investigation.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:52:08pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ahem, excuse me but a lot of that article is way overstated, or cherry picking certain bad actors in the sport. Blithely comparing an 8 year old with a full auto uzi as any child shooting program is simply unjust. See Boy Scouts etc. Careful instructors, .22 caliber single fire. And right no criminal bg to rent a gun, as it’s not going home or anywhere else with them. That kinda reduces the threat about 99.99%. You should see the rules at good gun ranges, links avail.

And despite the misleading text all the rules that exist on the outside, besides the permitted activities are still in full effect. If you are a felon you are not allowed to shoot at the range either. The range is not a gun law free zone.

It’s a shame as a better article might not broad brush, might point to specific safety successes and how those need to be carried to places that lack them. If that were any other forum I’d take it to the author, but I’d just be dismissed as a troll or gun nut. From the authors subtitle it’s insane to have gun ranges at all. I call bullshit.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:52:39pm

This looks like the set of a Mad Max movie, wasteland everywhere except for the Trump Palace

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:52:43pm

re: #196 Higgs Boson’s Mate

OT: Are you an F-16 pilot?

No…lol
I’m a retired Paratrooper/Ranger

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:53:04pm

oops. Never mind. lol

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:54:20pm

re: #166 Backwoods_Sleuth

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For a time, Shoot Straight started allowing rentals again. But a spate of at least 11 more suicides followed

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:55:33pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

At least the clouds are nice today.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:01pm

re: #200 FormerDirtDart

Welcome home, brother.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:09pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:12pm

re: #193 FormerDirtDart

Seems like Suicide by Cop

Suspected movie theater gunman in Tennessee had pellet gun, ax and pepper spray, police say

But hey, you can shoot at the flashes of light and the loud noise.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:38pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

Vegas is something else. I remember driving in from the north in the evening - with that glow that you could see from Utah - and when I got into that valley and saw the city from a distance the first thought that went through my head was “That really shouldn’t be there.”

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:38pm

re: #177 teleskiguy

Fuckin’ Rick Perry has a Snapchat account. Now I really don’t want a Snapchat account.

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I’m getting that it’s only for real friends. ?

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:56:57pm

re: #203 klys (maker of Silmarils)

At least the clouds are nice today.

Is there a drought in Nevada. Where does Las Vegas get its water from?

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:57:00pm

re: #204 Higgs Boson’s Mate

Welcome home, brother.

I retired in ‘02. Been home a while,
But, thanks just the same

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:57:12pm

re: #189 GlutenFreeJesus

re: #201 GlutenFreeJesus

re: #205 GlutenFreeJesus

Somebody’s record is skipping.

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:57:26pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

That is a perfect image for the kind of open plutocracy the GOP stands for these days.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:57:52pm

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

moment of cuteness:

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Again, he’s trying to kill it.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:58:00pm

re: #209 The Vicious Babushka

Is there a drought in Nevada. Where does Las Vegas get its water from?

They work on Lake Mead along with a bunch of other places, I think. Probably in drought, a lot of the west is.

But I’ll take the clouds today.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:58:12pm

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sorry.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:58:43pm

He doesn’t have a gaming license in Las Vegas.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:59:04pm

re: #193 FormerDirtDart

Seems like Suicide by Cop

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Copycat suicide by cop

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 5:59:56pm

re: #214 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I read somewhere that Vegas has been buying up water rights in the surrounding area for years.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:00:05pm

re: #213 #FergusonFireside

Again, he’s trying to kill it.

There is quite the stranglehold going on there…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:00:24pm

re: #218 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I read somewhere that Vegas has been buying up water rights in the surrounding area for years.

Learned from LA, eh?

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:01:05pm

re: #214 klys (maker of Silmarils)

They work on Lake Mead along with a bunch of other places, I think. Probably in drought, a lot of the west is.

But I’ll take the clouds today.

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Lake Mead at its lowest level ever

Lake Mead is not a natural lake, wasn’t it created by the construction of Hoover Dam?

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:01:42pm

re: #209 The Vicious Babushka

Where does Las Vegas get its water from?

Las Vegas gets its water from the Colorado River which runs dry before it ever reaches the ocean.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:02:22pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

This looks like the set of a Mad Max movie, wasteland everywhere except for the Trump Palace

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Are there any laws against government people being involved in gambling?

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:02:29pm

Wait… a Pellet gun? And a real firearm or did he shoot pellets at police? WTF?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:02:31pm

re: #221 The Vicious Babushka

Lake Mead at its lowest level ever

Lake Mead is not a natural lake, wasn’t it created by the construction of Hoover Dam?

Yep.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:02:32pm

re: #220 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Learned from LA, eh?

I don’t hold that against either city. They played by the system as it was back then. The people who pull off the mass fuck jobs now are just not as heavy handed about it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:04:37pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:04:56pm

My wingnut cousin shared this on FB:

Don Draper? Seriously?

So, their example of a hardworking guy is the one who breezes into the office at 10, immediately takes a nap before a booze-heavy business lunch, takes another nap, bangs his secretary, goes to a booze-heavy business dinner, then more booze and hookers, and made most of his money by figuring out how to help smokers ignore the fact that Lucky Strike was slowly killing them.

O-o-okay.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:05:24pm

re: #224 Great White Snark

Wait… a Pellet gun? And a real firearm or did he shoot pellets at police? WTF?

In the dark and/or confusion some types of pellet gun could easily be mistaken for a pump shotgun.

EDIT: See that he had an airsoft gun. Bad choice.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:06:16pm

re: #227 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Tennessean’s original story has the guy’s age wrong. He was 29, not 51.

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:07:37pm

re: #224 Great White Snark

Wait… a Pellet gun? And a real firearm or did he shoot pellets at police? WTF?

they never reported he fired on the police, just that he raised the weapon and pulled the trigger and the officer fired at him, on his initial confrontation with first officer

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:10:04pm

re: #228 Blind Frog Belly White


So, their example of a hardworking guy is the one who breezes into the office at 10, immediately takes a nap before a booze-heavy business lunch, takes another nap, bangs his secretary, goes to a booze-heavy business dinner, then more booze and hookers, and made most of his money by figuring out how to help smokers ignore the fact that Lucky Strike was slowly killing them.

O-o-okay.

As usual, there is no logic in wingnut views. For them, “The Others” are dangerous/lazy etc. etc. as needed by the rhetoric of the moment, with complete disregard for facts.

One such fact being how a full time job at a place like Walmart pays so little that such employees often qualify for public assistance, while Walmart top management and ownership rake in the really big bucks for doing little or no work themselves.

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aagcobb  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:11:05pm

re: #199 The Vicious Babushka

This looks like the set of a Mad Max movie, wasteland everywhere except for the Trump Palace

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Cibola!

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:11:46pm

So thankfully not a theater shooting attack. So weird though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:12:38pm

An oops of epic proportions:

Eleven bounty hunters looking for a fugitive Tuesday night mistakenly targeted the home of Phoenix Police Chief Joseph Yahner while following a tip they received on social media, according to police.

Brent Farley, 43, who owns Northstar Fugitive Recovery in Mesa, was arrested Wednesday morning on suspicion of criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct in connection with the incident, police said.

Phoenix police officers were called at about 10 p.m. Tuesday about a disturbance at the chief’s residence, according to law enforcement.

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:12:41pm

re: #230 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Tennessean’s original story has the guy’s age wrong. He was 29, not 51.

Police had been reporting his age as 51 since the incident

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:13:43pm

Revealed: Obama’s Secret Propaganda War Using Hollywood, Academia, and the Media

wingnuts have the loudest, most talked about, well-known secrets in the world

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:14:22pm

re: #236 FormerDirtDart

Police had been reporting his age as 51 since the incident

yes, but police now say he was 29.

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Great White Snark  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:16:15pm

re: #238 Backwoods_Sleuth

It takes media 24 hours to deduct 22 years apparently.
//

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:18:46pm

re: #238 Backwoods_Sleuth

yes, but police now say he was 29.

How meth’d out does a 29yo have to be, to be identified as 51 for several hours?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:19:21pm

re: #240 FormerDirtDart

How meth’d out does a 29yo have to be, to be identified as 51 for several hours?

meth will age a person very fast.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:21:12pm

re: #240 FormerDirtDart

How meth’d out does a 29yo have to be, to be identified as 51 for several hours?

his photo at tennessean.com

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Archangelus  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:22:41pm

re: #240 FormerDirtDart

How meth’d out does a 29yo have to be, to be identified as 51 for several hours?

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TedStriker  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:23:44pm

re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth

An oops of epic proportions:

I’m guessing this was no “accident”; someone might want to check to see if that tip came from Arpaio’s county equipment.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:23:55pm

re: #242 Backwoods_Sleuth

That guy was 29 years old? Holy shit!

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FormerDirtDart  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:25:56pm

From CNN

Police chief Steve Anderson said the suspect likely was 29 years old. Earlier, police had described him as a 51-year-old local man. He did have identification on him, Anderson said, but authorities want to check fingerprints to confirm his identity.

Makes me think he might have been carrying multiple ID

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:29:06pm

re: #232 EPR-radar

As usual, there is no logic in wingnut views. For them, “The Others” are dangerous/lazy etc. etc. as needed by the rhetoric of the moment, with complete disregard for facts.

One such fact being how a full time job at a place like Walmart pays so little that such employees often qualify for public assistance, while Walmart top management and ownership rake in the really big bucks for doing little or no work themselves.

Poor? You must be unemployed! You’re a lazy moocher who’s unwilling to work! You should get NOTHING! And if you DO get anything, you need to prove to me that you’re not doing drugs!!!

“But I AM employed.”

Then you’re obviously one of those lazy moochers who won’t work hard to get ahead. You should have gotten an education, so you got a better job!

“But I’m a college graduate.”

Then you’re obviously one of those lazy moochers who majored in Art History instead of something useful!

“But I majored in Chemistry. This is the only job I could find, and that took me months. Meanwhile I’ve got tens of thousands of dollars of college debt.”

You should have worked your way through school! I swept up the cafeteria when I was in school!

“But I DID work! It’s just that $7.25/hr doesn’t go very far when tuition, room, and board are $35,000/year!

$35,000? Where’d you go, Harvard?

“No, Harvard is $70,000/year. $35,000 is what it costs to go to University of California - you know, the UC system that was under $1000/year when you went in the 1970s?”

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:34:15pm

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
Complete bullshit

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:35:00pm

re: #243 Archangelus

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if that’s a meth head how come he has a nice row of shiny white teeth?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:35:40pm

re: #249 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

if that’s a meth head how come he has a nice row of shiny white teeth?

Maybe the same way Pennsatucky got her pearly whites on OITNB.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:35:54pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:37:03pm

re: #232 EPR-radar

For them, “The Others” are dangerous/lazy etc. etc.

“if they cant survive on minimum wage, they should just go out and get a better job!”

genius at work

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:37:23pm

re: #248 The Vicious Babushka

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
Complete bullshit

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But I read it in an anonymous email! It MUST be true!!!!
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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:37:30pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:37:54pm

looks simple enough…

The photo is is from Swan Hunter and Wigham Richardson Ltd. Shipbuilders Collection, Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:41:08pm

paralegal job in Bethesda, MD.
One of our lizards might be interested!

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:43:05pm

re: #230 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Tennessean’s original story has the guy’s age wrong. He was 29, not 51.

Seriously, is anyone asking ISIS?

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:43:06pm

re: #252 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

“if they cant survive on minimum wage, they should just go out and get a better job!”

genius at work

Honest to god, I think that wingnuts have an actual mental block that prevents them thinking of any larger number of people than 1. When you tell them about how many people are uninsured, they say, “They should get better jobs that have insurance!”

Then you ask them if there are enough better jobs for all the people who want them, and they say, “Anyone can get a better job!”

You ask them if EVERYone can get a better job, and they say they just said ANYone can get a better job.

It’s like it is beyond their reasoning capacity to understand that EVERYONE can’t get a job paying above median wage, and that if EVERYONE went to school and studied hard, we wouldn’t have everyone working middle class jobs. We’d have a lot of janitors and burger flippers with Bachelors degrees.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:43:53pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

looks simple enough…

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The photo is is from Swan Hunter and Wigham Richardson Ltd. Shipbuilders Collection, Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums

The little window is so you can shout, “HEY! What’s this valve do?”

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:44:04pm

re: #104 #FergusonFireside

Definitely check your toast, potato chips & fruit for blessed images.

Hahaha, I just found this link. hahahaha

Jesus Found!

Glad they found him. I was getting tired of people asking me about it as if I had something to do with his disappearance.

As George Carlin liked to say:
Guy: You know I lost my father?
George: Ah, he”ll turn up.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:44:31pm

re: #234 Great White Snark

So thankfully not a theater shooting attack. So weird though.

Difference between shooting and attack matters not to the people in the theater.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:46:26pm

*rant on* I’m pretty pissed that Twitter did away with custom backgrounds. My Twitter is so ugly without my magnificent mountain background. *rant off*

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:46:53pm

re: #258 Blind Frog Belly White

Honest to god, I think that wingnuts have an actual mental block that prevents them thinking of any larger number of people than 1. When you tell them about how many people are uninsured, they say, “They should get better jobs that have insurance!”

Then you ask them if there are enough better jobs for all the people who want them, and they say, “Anyone can get a better job!”

You ask them if EVERYone can get a better job, and they say they just said ANYone can get a better job.

It’s like it is beyond their reasoning capacity to understand that EVERYONE can’t get a job paying above median wage, and that if EVERYONE went to school and studied hard, we wouldn’t have everyone working middle class jobs. We’d have a lot of janitors and burger flippers with Bachelors degrees.

There has been virtually no upward mobility since 1980.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:47:59pm

re: #262 teleskiguy

*rant on* I’m pretty pissed that Twitter did away with custom backgrounds. My Twitter is so ugly without my magnificent mountain background. *rant off*

I can still see it.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:49:58pm

re: #264 Backwoods_Sleuth

I can still see it.

Because I keep turning back on in Settings > Design !

I know there’s some code somewhere counting every time I do that (which is, geez, five times in the past hour (?)) It’s like they’re trying to drive me crazy!

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calochortus  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:51:10pm

re: #218 Higgs Boson’s Mate

I read somewhere that Vegas has been buying up water rights in the surrounding area for years.

When they can’t buy them, they just try to take the water anyway. They’ve been trying to get at the Spring Valley (so named because there are a lot of springs there) aquifer for about 2 decades. So far without success, although they did get the Nevada attorney general to OK a water grab. Unfortunately for Las Vegas, while Spring Valley is in a very lightly populated area (the next valley west from Great Basin National Park, which is truly and delightfully in the middle of nowhere) the aquifer extends into Utah, which was not amused at the water grab. Also, the largest ranch in Spring Valley is owned by the LDS church (to the extent that despite being in the Pacific time zone, the locals are apparently on Mountain Time to match Salt Lake City.) Apparently the Mormons weren’t particularly amused by the attempted water grab either.

Las Vegas’s (which translates to “The Meadows”) original water supply was its own springs, but they don’t want to draw their own aquifer down too much.

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LastYearsMan  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:51:59pm

re: #265 teleskiguy

Hey! You can turn backgrounds back on?! I didn’t know that. Nice.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:53:31pm

re: #267 LastYearsMan

Hey! You can turn backgrounds back on?! I didn’t know that. Nice.

Be warned, they will turn off without notice. Before, it was when you closed your browser and reopened it, the background would be gone. Now, it just disappears when it wants.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:55:48pm

re: #255 Backwoods_Sleuth

Looks like H. R. Giger inspiration.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:56:09pm

Hey, have I got a surprise for y’all! It appears that Scott Walker sucked off the Kochs the bestest!

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Belafon  Aug 5, 2015 • 6:57:49pm

re: #270 teleskiguy

Hey, have I got a surprise for y’all! It appears that Scott Walker sucked off the Kochs the bestest!

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I’m pretty sure the answer to every question they asked him was “What do you want?” Especially the ones they can’t print in public.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:00:05pm

watch out for things that go bump in the night…

niterz, lizardz!

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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:04:23pm
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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:06:39pm

re: #248 The Vicious Babushka

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
Complete bullshit

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Real War on Women is one of my Bingo squares for tomorrow night

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:07:16pm

re: #270 teleskiguy

Hey, have I got a surprise for y’all! It appears that Scott Walker sucked off the Kochs the bestest!

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Never saw that one coming.

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:09:21pm

re: #270 teleskiguy

Hey, have I got a surprise for y’all! It appears that Scott Walker sucked off the Kochs the bestest!

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:10:38pm
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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:11:03pm

re: #234 Great White Snark

This has to be suicide by cop. Only rational explanation to be armed like that.

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Cheechako  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:11:18pm

re: #274 BeachDem

Real War on Women is one of my Bingo squares for tomorrow night

Embedded Image

That’s almost too easy. All the players will be wiped out in the first 10 minutes. How about a 6 X 6 game board?

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:11:37pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:13:45pm

My prediction for tomorrow night:
Donald Trump will go over his time limit, scream DUMMY! LOSER! when the moderator tries to cut him off.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:15:07pm

re: #279 Cheechako

That’s almost too easy. All the players will be wiped out in the first 10 minutes. How about a 6 X 6 game board?

Arrggh—it took me almost an hour to make that one from a “Clown Bingo” template (graphics are not my strength—had to put text boxes over each of the numbers in the original, then get rid of the text box borders, then create a jpeg image, then crop it.) I would need mass quantities of amber-colored liquids before I tackled any revisions—then I’d be too drunk to proceed.

Such a dilemma!

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EPR-radar  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:15:15pm

re: #279 Cheechako

That’s almost too easy. All the players will be wiped out in the first 10 minutes. How about a 6 X 6 game board?

I don’t think 2-D is going to cut it here. Perhaps a 6x6x6 3-D bingo will have enough spaces for the most common wingnut talking points.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:17:20pm

re: #283 EPR-radar

I don’t think 2-D is going to cut it here. Perhaps a 6x6x6 3-D bingo will have enough spaces for the most common wingnut talking points.

Fuck it. Let’s just drink every time there is a question asked of any of the clowns. Same amount of alcohol—much less work.

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Cheechako  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:18:23pm

re: #282 BeachDem

Thanks for the effort.

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calochortus  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:18:32pm

re: #284 BeachDem

Fuck it. Let’s just drink every time there is a question asked of any of the clowns. Same amount of alcohol—much less work.

Should I be sad or relieved that we don’t have cable so I cannot watch this fiasco?

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:19:03pm

re: #286 calochortus

Should I be sad or relieved that we don’t have cable so I cannot watch this fiasco?

There will probably be a live stream. Maybe even here.

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calochortus  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:20:18pm

re: #287 The Vicious Babushka

I’m not sure I want to waste my somewhat limited internet “allowance” on this either…

edit: Of course, I’ll be following all the best comments here.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:20:18pm

Image: trump-cosby-lion-WTF.jpg

We have no earthly idea what this image is supposed to mean. We found it Tuesday in the replies to Fox & Friends’ tweet about their weird shouty discussion panel on why Donald Trump is the bestest/worstest candidate ever. It’s the work of one Dave White, who is definitely not a fan of liberals, socialists, Barack Obama, or the enemies of America.

wonkette.com

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:21:29pm

re: #286 calochortus

Should I be sad or relieved that we don’t have cable so I cannot watch this fiasco?

Yes.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:21:54pm

re: #288 calochortus

I’m not sure I want to waste my somewhat limited internet “allowance” on this either…

You’ll get all the pertinent salient points and a heavy dosage of snark in the comments here. The lizard army will be all over this like flies on shit.

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calochortus  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:22:17pm

re: #291 teleskiguy

You’ll get all the pertinent salient points and a heavy dosage of snark in the comments here. The lizard army will be all over this like flies on shit.

I know, and that makes me happy.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:22:30pm

re: #263 The Vicious Babushka

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:26:19pm

I’m listening to The Mother of Invention’s “Absolutely Free” album. What a delightfully silly movie for your ears!

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:27:37pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:30:54pm

re: #295 Charles Johnson

Zombies!! There must be Zombies there somewhere.

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LastYearsMan  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:33:03pm

re: #295 Charles Johnson

Just like Iman Hitler Marx did!

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Belafon  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:33:22pm

re: #280 Charles Johnson

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Jay C  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:34:58pm

re: #297 LastYearsMan

Iman ??

Never quite trusted her….

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:37:55pm

re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth

An oops of epic proportions:

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A little more on the bounty hunters who tried to arrest the police chief.

Crump said eight of the individuals were men and the three others were women, including a relative of one of the men who was riding along and an 11-year-old girl who was wearing a toy gun belt.

…a posting by NorthStar on its Facebook account earlier on Tuesday asked for tips as to the location of the fugitive, a black man. Yahner is white.

Farley, the head moron owns Northstar Fugitive Recovery—oh, and he’s a felon (and quite the looker.)

Yeesh.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:38:31pm

re: #295 Charles Johnson
From that link:

“We need to stop using tissue from abortion in research. If we don’t there will likely be medical advancements that pro-lifers cannot in good conscience use because they are tainted with the blood of innocents.”

This has never been a problem for them before.

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b_sharp  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:39:21pm

re: #295 Charles Johnson

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Fucking Luddites want to return to humors & bleeding.

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LastYearsMan  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:40:25pm

re: #299 Jay C

“Imam” of course. Sorry if the ingredients of my crazy-sundae weren’t clear.

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calochortus  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:40:41pm

re: #301 jaunte

So, if something offends/is prohibited by the religion of someone, we need to outlaw it? No more bacon for you.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:43:35pm

re: #304 calochortus

Suddenly Rebecca Taylor of Lifenews is a medical researcher.
“We” have to stop using this tissue in medical research.

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BeachDem  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:44:11pm

re: #295 Charles Johnson

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Well, at least the wingers are into recycling:

Christine O’Donnell (you even got a h/t in that one, Charles.

“They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.”

talkingpointsmemo.com

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:45:22pm

mice with fully functioning human brains

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b_sharp  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:45:55pm

re: #307 jaunte

mice with fully functioning human brains

Military weapon.

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:46:21pm

Who droned mah cheese?

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jaunte  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:47:26pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:48:22pm

re: #302 b_sharp

Or trepanning.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:50:49pm

re: #306 BeachDem

The breakthrough they’re not talking about is the one that enabled the GOP to take 17 giant dicks, put them in suits, and run them for president.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:53:08pm

re: #312 Higgs Boson’s Mate

The breakthrough they’re not talking about is the one that enabled the GOP to take 17 giant dicks, put them in suits, and run them for president.

They’re really geoducks in environmental suits.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:53:29pm

re: #306 BeachDem

Well, at least the wingers are into recycling:

Christine O’Donnell (you even got a h/t in that one, Charles.

“They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.”

talkingpointsmemo.com

Well that is good news. I might finally get that werewolf I have always wanted.

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RealityBasedSteve  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:54:47pm

re: #312 Higgs Boson’s Mate

The breakthrough they’re not talking about is the one that enabled the GOP to take 17 giant dicks, put them in suits, and run them for president.

And that reminded me of this little bit…

Discount retail chain CVS will no longer include Pfizer’s Viagra in its list of drug insurance benefits, CNBC confirmed on Wednesday. (Tweet This)

Viagra, a well-known erectile dysfunction medication, is one of 26 drugs being removed from the 2016 standard formulary, the company said.
“I want to make sure it is clear that this does not impact availability of the drug in our CVS/pharmacy stores, it is related to our standard formulary for those payors whose pharmacy benefits we manage as their PBM through CVS/Caremark,” said Christine Cramer, a CVS spokesperson in an email to CNBC More At CNBC

RBS

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bratwurst  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:56:58pm

Hopefully the fucktard who wrote Michele Bachmann’s “laugh lines” 4 years ago is a LONG way from any campaign tonight.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:58:32pm

re: #316 bratwurst

Betcha’ Snotty Scotty is going to come up with some real knee slappers.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:58:44pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 5, 2015 • 7:59:08pm
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Kragar  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:00:39pm
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stpaulbear  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:01:57pm

re: #316 bratwurst

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Hopefully the fucktard who wrote Michele Bachmann’s “laugh lines” 4 years ago is a LONG way from any campaign tonight.

Bachmann’s writer had a lot of chootspa.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:02:25pm

re: #256 Backwoods_Sleuth

paralegal job in Bethesda, MD.
One of our lizards might be interested!

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I’m behind in the thread, but if HW sees this and responds, he needs to cut and paste some of his epic (oh the many) comments here at LGF on his CV. For SURE.

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:11:45pm

Thread dead?

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bratwurst  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:12:21pm

Been back from my Alaska cruise for about 48 hours now. Still getting used to new look here (I succeeded in staying mostly off the internets for over a week!). I miss the top/bottom 10 lists and hope they come back…or someone can direct me where to find them.

Cruise was good, only made it to the southeast (aka Alaska panhandle) but some ridiculously awesome scenery up there. The weather is always dicey, but we did see the sun a bit. The worst part is that each port is surrounded by two blocks of jewelry and souvenir stores that are wholly or partially owned by the cruise lines. They are truly an eyesore that don’t even provide much in the way of local jobs…a lot of the people working there run similar shops around the Caribbean all winter.

Glad to report that my health held up and I am only slightly worse for the wear since coming home.

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RealityBasedSteve  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:13:22pm

Night All… I’ll be joining you for the Clown Car Caravan of Comedy tomorrow night. Until then here is a Scuba-Music related funny…

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William Lewis  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:13:59pm

Psst: Right hand column, below the pages & above Charle’s tweets.

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RealityBasedSteve  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:15:58pm

re: #324 bratwurst

Been back from my Alaska cruise for about 48 hours now. Still getting used to new look here (I succeeded in staying mostly off the internets for over a week!). I miss the top/bottom 10 lists and hope they come back…or someone can direct me where to find them.

Cruise was good, only made it to the southeast (aka Alaska panhandle) but some ridiculously awesome scenery up there. The weather is dicey any time up there, we did see the sun a bit. The worst part is that each port is surrounded by two blocks of jewelry and souvenir stores that are wholly or partially owned by the cruise lines. They are truly an eyesore that don’t even provide much in the way of local jobs…a lot of the people working there run similar shops around the Caribbean all winter.

Glad to report that my health held up and I am only slightly worse for the wear since coming home.

I identify with the jewelry / souvenir stores. It’s like they are all buying from the same big catalog entitled “High Markup Crap to Sell to Tourists Who You’ll Never See Again Trading Post”

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bratwurst  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:20:46pm

re: #326 William Lewis

Psst: Right hand column, below the pages & above Charle’s tweets.

THANK YOU!

re: #327 RealityBasedSteve

I identify with the jewelry / souvenir stores. It’s like they are all buying from the same big catalog entitled “High Markup Crap to Sell to Tourists Who You’ll Never See Again Trading Post”

Fortunately, there are actual local businesses in Ketchikan several blocks from the port that sell at least slightly more interesting souvenir items where one can support real live Alaskans.

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William Lewis  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:21:12pm

re: #324 bratwurst

They are truly an eyesore that don’t even provide much in the way of local jobs…a lot of the people working there run similar shops around the Caribbean all winter.

I hate to say it but I’d love a gig like that. Summer in Alaska, Winter in the tropics and a good job fleecing the toursitas? Where do I apply?

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bratwurst  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:27:51pm

re: #329 William Lewis

I hate to say it but I’d love a gig like that. Summer in Alaska, Winter in the tropics and a good job fleecing the toursitas? Where do I apply?

You could do a LOT worse for a lifestyle, right? Would certainly beat the hell out of actually working on a cruise ship, which tends to lead to a lot of alcoholism among those who are not just ultra focused on sending hard currency home.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:30:54pm

re: #316 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

Hopefully the fucktard who wrote Michele Bachmann’s “laugh lines” 4 years ago is a LONG way from any campaign tonight.

Maybe the 7ft tall Doctor who warned her of the dangers of the HPV vaccine will reappear.

IT’S A COOKBOOK!
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blueraven  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:31:51pm

So, first the two debates on Fox, and then Jon Stewart’s final show tomorrow night.

Something so bittersweet about that.

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William Lewis  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:31:51pm

re: #330 bratwurst

You could do a LOT worse for a lifestyle, right? Would certainly beat the hell out of actually working on a cruise ship, which tends to lead to a lot of alcoholism among those who are not just ultra focused on sending hard currency home.

Yep. Just have a outlet for my amp & I’d be a happy enough camper. Ah, well, off to the hotel here in Hayward instead…

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:38:41pm

re: #333 William Lewis

Yep. Just have a outlet for my amp & I’d be a happy enough camper. Ah, well, off to the hotel here in Hayward instead…

You’re way up there in the Upper Midwest. Do the people talk like in the Fargo movie?

/

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:40:54pm

re: #334 teleskiguy

You’re way up there in the Upper Midwest. Do the people talk like in the Fargo movie?

/

Oh, ya!

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Romantic Heretic  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:40:58pm

re: #287 The Vicious Babushka

There will probably be a live stream. Maybe even here.

I think I’ll go kill things in Azeroth around that time.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:41:43pm

re: #307 jaunte

mice with fully functioning human brains

…one is a genius, the other’s in-sane… They’re laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced, they’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain Brain Brain

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:42:52pm

re: #334 teleskiguy

You’re way up there in the Upper Midwest. Do the people talk like in the Fargo movie?

/

My sister said she HATED! Fargo. Claimed she walked out right after they killed the kid.

“Killed the kid? What kid?” I asked.

Seems likely she really HATED! a completely different movie.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:43:20pm

re: #337 Pawn of the Oppressor

…one is a genius, the other’s in-sane… They’re laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced, they’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain Brain Brain

What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:46:03pm

re: #328 bratwurst

THANK YOU!

Fortunately, there are actual local businesses in Ketchikan several blocks from the port that sell at least slightly more interesting souvenir items where one can support real live Alaskans.

I’ve done that cruise & have great memories of it.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:46:45pm

re: #339 Blind Frog Belly White

What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

Same thing we do every night, Pinky… Try to take over the world.

“Using my superior intellect, I will disguise myself as a Republican presidential nominee. Then I will win the election and become ruler of the world!”

“Well that sounds lovely Brain, but who’s going to believe an intelligent rat is running as a Republican? We’re too smart to be in the Gee Oh Pee. NARF! BAHIHIHAHA”

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:47:00pm

re: #338 Blind Frog Belly White

My sister said she HATED! Fargo. Claimed she walked out right after they killed the kid.

“Killed the kid? What kid?” I asked.

Seems likely she really HATED! a completely different movie.

Breaking Bad spoiler:

The did kill a kid in Breaking Bad. I’ll admit I was particularly repulsed by that scene, I actually got up, threw my hands in the air and said “Fuckin’ Bullshit!” the first time I saw it. It’s a shocking scene. The writers handled that plot twist rather well in subsequent episodes.

I still think Breaking Bad is the best serial TV show ever made.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:53:40pm

re: #342 teleskiguy

There was a magazine I saw at a book store.

The top shows in history, in order, were

1: Breaking Bad
2: Game of Thrones
3: Mad Men
4: The Wire
5: Doctor Who.

Considering the effusive praise I have heard from people who work on Doctor Who for Breaking Bad, I have to agree with that.

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stpaulbear  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:57:37pm

re: #334 teleskiguy

You’re way up there in the Upper Midwest. Do the people talk like in the Fargo movie?

/

Don’t ‘cha know, every time I go out to San Francisco to visit friends, I feel like I just stepped out of that movie. It’s pretty pronounced when I get out of MN.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:58:00pm

re: #343 The War TARDIS

Here’s what I think of Breaking Bad. Shakespearian in scope.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw the first episode, just a few weeks after it had aired, what, seven years ago now! A friend had saved it on DVR and he showed all his friends (including me) Breaking Bad every chance he could. Because my friend knows good shit when he sees it, and Breaking Bad was something completely different.

I said these two phrases over and over again the first time I saw Breaking Bad: “That’s the dude from Malcolm In The Middle, no fucking way!” and “This is on cable TV that’s not HBO? How’d they do that?” or something to that effect.

Gripping television. The apex of the serial television era.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 8:59:49pm

re: #344 stpaulbear

Don’t ‘cha know, every time I go out to San Francisco to visit friends, I feel like I just stepped out of that movie. It’s pretty pronounced when I get out of MN.

I have lots of relatives in Minnesota. My mom grew up in Sioux Falls, SD. I’ve heard my fair share of “Minnesota Nice” in real life.

;-)

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stpaulbear  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:01:11pm

re: #346 teleskiguy

Minnesota Passive/Aggressive…

I wish I had some relatives where you are.

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TedStriker  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:07:32pm

re: #345 teleskiguy

Here’s what I think of Breaking Bad. Shakespearian in scope.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw the first episode, just a few weeks after it had aired, what, seven years ago now! A friend had saved it on DVR and he showed all his friends (including me) Breaking Bad every chance he could. Because my friend knows good shit when he sees it, and Breaking Bad was something completely different.

I said these two phrases over and over again the first time I saw Breaking Bad: “That’s the dude from Malcolm In The Middle, no fucking way!” and “This is on cable TV that’s not HBO? How’d they do that?” or something to that effect.

Gripping television. The apex of the serial television era.

The commercial for the run-up to the last couple of episodes, where Cranston reads Shelley’s “Ozymandias”, is just about the perfect summation of the series:

I can just listen to his recitation over and over again.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:07:57pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:09:13pm

re: #348 TedStriker

Ozymandias. What a fucking mind-fuck that episode was. My jaw was firmly implanted on the floor for an hour.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:10:26pm

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Kragar  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:11:12pm

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:19:54pm

re: #349 teleskiguy

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TedStriker  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:20:34pm

re: #350 teleskiguy

Ozymandias. What a fucking mind-fuck that episode was. My jaw was firmly implanted on the floor for an hour.

What’s really a mindfuck is that Cranston gave us Walter White, but has also portrayed Buzz Aldrin.

Think on that.

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teleskiguy  Aug 5, 2015 • 9:22:07pm

re: #354 TedStriker

What’s really a mindfuck is that Cranston gave us Walter White, but has also portrayed Buzz Aldrin.

Think on that.

He’s got the gift. He’s a once-in-a-generation kind of actor, that’s for sure.


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