Fox News GOP Debate Open Thread 2: The Main Event, Featuring Biff Trump

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With 459 days still to go before the 2016 presidential election, Fox News brings you tonight’s main event, featuring Donald Trump. I’d mention the other candidates, but let’s face it — nobody cares about them. Biff Trump is the new kid on the block.

The Republican Party wishes Trump would just go away, but they created the crazed right wing base that now elevates this xenophobic bigot above all their other golden boys, with years of pandering to the worst elements of the regressive conservative movement. He’s their guy. He’s their Frankenstein’s presidential candidate. And tonight is his moment.

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543 comments
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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:56:41pm

MP3 Audio

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:57:19pm

This is pathetic!

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:57:29pm

“All the candidates standing together”

Yes, tomorrow’s headline: “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!”

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:57:37pm

Hello…hello…hello

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:57:46pm

I do wish they’d just start beating the crap out of each other on stage. That would be entertaining.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:10pm
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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:16pm

Oh the banter is painful.

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thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:28pm

re: #5 Eclectic Cyborg

I do wish they’d just start beating the crap out of each other on stage. That would be entertaining.

I could see Trump challenging someone to a fight.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:28pm

re: #5 Eclectic Cyborg

I do wish they’d just start beating the crap out of each other on stage. That would be entertaining.

I mentioned the Thunderdome yesterday. I stand by my opinion.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:37pm

That is an awesome marquee.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:58:42pm

Yes, very awkward.

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:13pm

Is this Fox, or a local high school?

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Kid A  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:21pm
Credit: Jaunte
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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:43pm

“Fluid process.”

Only fluid I see are the puddles of piss on-stage.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:45pm

It started right as a game show and moderators say lucky Carly!!!! isn’t there.

It IS FREAKIN Dancing With the Stupid Stars….

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:45pm

Megyn Kelly says Carly “released a can. Of, you know.”

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 5:59:46pm

Really regretting not buying those dramamine suppositories.

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Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:01pm

If anyone is having trouble finding a live-stream of the debate to watch here’s one.

hulkusc.com

Repost from the last thread.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:19pm

“herding cats”???

And we’re supposed to take this seriously????

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:35pm

re: #12 Major Tom

Is this Fox, or a local high school?

It does have that Awkward School Assembly feel to it doesn’t it?

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Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:47pm

Arena looks not so packed.

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:49pm

That moment when you realize that Joffrey Baratheon is preferable to everyone on the debate stage.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:52pm

Fuckin’ amateur hour. I thought these guys were professional TV folks.

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:53pm

Dear god…Fox is so bad at this.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:00:57pm

re: #18 Tigger2

I had trouble reloading it but it is streaming now.

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:12pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

“herding cats”???

And we’re supposed to take this seriously????

roflmao, I sure hope hot, I’m here for the laughs.

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Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:17pm

re: #26 Amory Blaine

I had trouble reloading it but it is streaming now.

yeah

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:21pm

re: #18 Tigger2

Thanks for the link. I think they are getting slammed as it took a few minutes for it to load for me.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:24pm

My psychiatric team has again asked that I not watch the actual GOP debate, but they have granted permission for me to follow along with LGF’s live blogging of the event.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:24pm

No way to stream it on line if you’re not a cable subscriber. Good to see Fox thoroughly embracing the 20th century.

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:26pm

So, how many of the main show clowns will also swear on their first day in office they will declare World War 3 against all of us and the world?

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:26pm

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

Arena looks not so packed.

They forgot the sound curtain over the unused half of the arena - hence the echo.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:29pm

“The questions you want answered.”

That would be a very pleasant surprise.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:36pm

re: #23 Lidane

That moment when you realize that Joffrey Baratheon is preferable to everyone on the debate stage.

I can’t believe I’m actually agreeing with this comment.

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:01:46pm

They had us tune in 10 minutes early…. for what?

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:06pm

Facebook - where all your wingnut great uncles coagulate.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:17pm

re: #36 Major Tom

They had us tune in 10 minutes early…. for what?

Mental masturbation.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:22pm

MrBWS just said “I’m outta here. I thought this was something about politics and it’s a fucking game show.”

Hubs has gone back out to his workshop.

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b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:28pm

Can’t believe Trump isn’t wearing his rope trucker ballcap.

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Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:29pm
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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:33pm

Scott Walker winks.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:44pm
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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:45pm

How can Huckabee place 4th in polls?

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:02:56pm

Didn’t they already introduce the candidates? Fox News doesn’t think too highly of their audience.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:09pm
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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:11pm

re: #36 Major Tom

They had us tune in 10 minutes early…. for what?

So you could see how shitty and awkward Fox is at this.

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:20pm

oooh….Rand put extra curls in his hair tonight…even the sides are curly.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:31pm

re: #48 darthstar

[Embedded content]

And may the odds be never in your favor.

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:38pm

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

MrBWS just said “I’m outta here. I thought this was something about politics and it’s a fucking game show.”

Hubs has gone back out to his workshop.

Is he gonna weld his tooth back in?

Since you took away his glue…

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b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:39pm

re: #44 freetoken

How can Huckabee place 4th in polls?

Have you seen the choices?!

//

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:42pm

LOLOL. They’re going with a game show sound to cut them off.

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BeachDem  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:45pm

I seriously think I will puke before this is over. Did they call rubio governor?

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:45pm

Fox backed off of using the shot clock buzzer.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:48pm
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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:52pm

re: #48 darthstar

[Embedded content]

“May the odds ever be in your favor.”

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:53pm

Reporting in. Are all the streams dead, or what?

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:03:57pm

re: #44 freetoken

How can Huckabee place 4th in polls?

The question polled:
“If you have heard the following name before mark yes. Mike Huckabee.”

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A Mom Anon  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:00pm

All this just makes me want to set every TV in the house on fire, crush the remains under my car and then set the remaining debris on fire again. No. I won’t watch it and you can’t make me.

So neener. Neener.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:00pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

oooh….Rand put extra curls in his hair tonight…even the sides are curly.

He likes to “mix it up.”

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:06pm

re: #39 Backwoods_Sleuth

MrBWS just said “I’m outta here. I thought this was something about politics and it’s a fucking game show.”

Hubs has gone back out to his workshop.

why did he think that?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:10pm

Dammit…I KNEW I should have had LaBron on my bingo card

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:18pm

Stop Bret. Just stop.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:31pm

“Can I see hands?”

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:43pm

Cheap heat.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:53pm

OOOOH! Fox News goes for the jugular.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:04:58pm

Oh that was GLORIOUS!

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:03pm

Throwing up a softball for Trump.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:14pm

Trump takes a gigantic shit right out of the gate.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:15pm

Rinsed Prius is down! Rinsed Prius is down!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:17pm

good grief…The Donald…

LEVERAGE!!!!

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Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:23pm

Oh. my. god. This is YUUUUUUUUUGE. lol

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:27pm

He already has screwed up!

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:35pm

LOLOLOL…. they’re trying to nail down Trump from the start. This is hilarious.

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:40pm

This is the, if you are seated by the emergency exit and are unwilling to preform those duties…

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:41pm

Biff will kick all your loser asses!!

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:42pm

Aha, Sky News has a stream

Link

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:42pm
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:43pm

re: #54 BeachDem

I seriously think I will puke before this is over. Did they call rubio governor?

in fairness, GOP governing philosophy makes no distinction between offices, since they have no real governing philosophy.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:47pm
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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:55pm

This is Wonderful

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:56pm

… and he just put the shit in a bag and lit it on fire!

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:05:58pm

YES!! Rand Paul attacks Trump!

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:10pm

re: #79 darthstar

[Embedded content]

If I win the presidency I will not challenge the results.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:17pm

And Rand makes “buying a politician” out to be a bad thing.

The Kochs just closed their checkbooks for his campaign.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:18pm

OMG!!!

Rand Paul!!!!

LMAO

Hubs is outta here now because he has NO IDEA why I’m dying laffing here.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:22pm

Pro wrestling crowd.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:24pm

Trump to Rand: I’ve given him a lot of money.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:34pm

And right off the rail……..

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:38pm
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Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:39pm

re: #58 Viscous Obama

Reporting in. Are all the streams dead, or what?

Here’s one that works.

hulkusc.com

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:45pm

re: #88 jaunte

Pro wrestling crowd.

that classy?

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:06:47pm

Hahahahaaaa…this is going to be fun.

I hope they have referees.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:08pm

“Dear Black Doctor Guy, why you so stupid?”

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:10pm

re: #88 jaunte

Pro wrestling crowd.

Yup. And Fox goes for the cheap face heat by saying “Cleveland”.

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b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:12pm

OK WE ASKED THAT QUESTION, WHAT DO WE ASK NOW MR. AILES?

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No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:12pm

LOL this is already a shitshow.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:21pm

re: #94 ObserverArt

Hahahahaaaa…this is going to be fun.

I hope they have referees.

They’ve been bought off, I expect a lot of hitting below the belt.

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BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:35pm

Points for Dr. Carson! “It’s important to have a brain!”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:42pm
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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:51pm

re: #100 BongCrodny

Points for Dr. Carson! “It’s important to have a brain!”

If he only had one…

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:07:52pm

Ben Carson.

…

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WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:11pm

Carson: I can learn politics as I go. Presidenting can’t be that hard! I have a brain, dammit!

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:14pm
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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:15pm
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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:25pm

Lol wut?

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:41pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:08:55pm

oooh, Rubio! “If this is a resume contest, then Hillary Clinton wins.”

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:01pm

Rubio sounds super-nervous.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:13pm

IF THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT QUALIFICATIONS, THEN THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS GONNA BE HILLARY CLINTON burr hurr durr

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ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:16pm

MARCO RUBIO

HAS “WRITTEN” THREE “BOOKS”

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:22pm

re: #111 teleskiguy

Rubio sounds super-nervous.

Poland Spring, stat.

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:26pm

LOLOL they dinged Rubio. This is funny as hell.

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:33pm

re: #111 teleskiguy

Rubio sounds super-nervous.

But he’s cute. And he’s a Latino from Florida. Good VP material.

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:34pm
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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:39pm

Rubio memorized too fast used car salesman talk

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:09:47pm

And Rubio out early with the “I’m the young guy!” tactic.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:13pm

re: #119 Targetpractice

And Rubio out early with the “I’m the young guy!” tactic.

does he “have a brain”?

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Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:14pm

The stream I was watching just went dead. censorship at work.

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WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:27pm

Jeb!: cut taxes! DRINK!

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b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:30pm

[hillary] Thanks Marco! [/hillary]

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:42pm

Good grief 10 minutes in and no Ted Cruz quotes????????

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:44pm

“In Florida they call me Jeb.” And every where else last I checked.

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:53pm

I’m a Bush, I’m a Bush

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:10:55pm

re: #4 LiberalGal

Is there anybody in there…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:07pm

Rubio: “I had student loans that only got paid off a few years ago” slamming Hillary.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:08pm

re: #125 teleskiguy

But they also call him “Veto Corleonee”

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:09pm

“In Florida they call me Jeb!! “

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:10pm

TRUMP!

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:12pm
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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:13pm

They called me Jeb because I earned it.

They call me Vito Corlione.

???

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:29pm

Oh, Trump just shut Megyn Kelly down with a great comeback.

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:31pm

Oh my god

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:38pm

And Trump hits a softball right out of the park…

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:44pm

Women questions for TRUMP and he digs at Rosie O’.

What a dick.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:45pm

Boom

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:45pm

He always uses that line.

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No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:52pm

VETO CORLEONE!!1!!!!

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BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:52pm

Hard to see Trump losing ground against these guys.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:11:53pm

Fox News, again going for the jugular, calling out Trump for sexism.

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:05pm

What a “onederfal” guy.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:17pm

He looks like Mr. Grumpypants.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:24pm

WHERE THE HELL IS TED CRUZ???????

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:24pm

re: #142 teleskiguy

Fox News, again going for the jugular, calling out Trump for sexism.

And Trump answering with blather about PC.

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Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:27pm

This is so glorious. So…so…glorious….

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darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:28pm

re: #142 teleskiguy

Fox News, again going for the jugular, calling out Trump for sexism.

Trump 2, Megyn 0

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ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:29pm

BTW, if anyone’s looking for live audio streams, this one’s on Fox News Radio. Here’s one source:

wowo.com

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:32pm

HAHA trump is calling out fox for political correctness

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:35pm

Megan nailing Trump on his misogyny on twitter about women.

Trump whines about politically correct.

WE LOSE TO EVERYBODY!!!!!

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WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:36pm

Trump: I’ll tell every leader of every country to get fucked. No PC bullshit from me!

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:37pm

Trump is prepared for this. I doubt he’ll be hurt by the various attacks on him.

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DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:40pm

Did Marco Rubio just brag about being insolvent while in his mid 30s?

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:43pm

We have turned a corner with this crowd.

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ElaineBenis  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:45pm

“You bitches can’t take a joke!”

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Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:46pm

Now watching here.

…

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:47pm

What a freaking hypocrite

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:12:52pm

TRUMP cat fight! Meow.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:02pm

The other candidates try to sound reasonable, while Trump just keeps on with the “I’m a total asshole and you love me for it!” act.

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ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:05pm

re: #130 freetoken

“In Florida they call me Jeb!! “

“There are some who call me….. TIM??”

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:06pm

Trump is walking all over the moderators. He doesn’t give a fuck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:06pm

oooh. Trump isn’t gonna be nice to Megan anymore because SHE isn’t nice to HIM.

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freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:08pm

This is now Donald Trump show.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:23pm

Sure am seeing a lot of Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:24pm

re: #154 DobermanBoston

Did Marco Rubio just brag about being insolvent while in his mid 30s?

yes he did

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Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:25pm
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b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:51pm

FoxNews has given orders to those 3 to take out Trump

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:52pm

We need more inherited wealth in this country to turn it around!

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:54pm

This isn’t a debate, it’s watching Fox blondes stage fights between the candidates.

And it is GLORIOUS!

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WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:54pm

That bell will not shut Trump down. That alone will be priceless.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:55pm

Cruz is gonna SPEAK TEH TROOF!!!

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LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:13:55pm

Ahhh here’s Mr Fascist.

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BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:04pm

Ted Cruz looks like a freaking mortician.

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Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:05pm

Brains!

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No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:26pm

Better a “career politician” than a career grifter like Cruz.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:26pm

Anti-Peecee showdown!

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:28pm

Ted “The Truth” Cruz

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Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:36pm

Cruz has such a punchable face.

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teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:44pm
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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:45pm

“We keep winning elections!”

Yes, in years when nobody bothers to show up.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:50pm

CHRistie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:14:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:07pm

I’m really happily surprised at the questions.
No softballs there.

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:10pm

I love how two of the bullet points on Cruz were that he was born in Calgary and that he didn’t renounce his Canadian citizenship until 2014.

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BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:13pm

Fox, breathlessly promoting Donald Trump just a few short weeks ago, now attempts to put the toothpaste back in the tube.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:22pm

And now it’s time to dump on the guy who’s effectively fucked with his own party.

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Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:26pm

re: #179 Sionainn

Cruz has such a punchable face.

Most punchable man in the Senate.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:26pm

This is hopeless. I feel like I’m slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

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Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:53pm

ZEEEE-ROOOW

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The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:55pm

This is a shitshow

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:15:55pm

Oh, Christie lying out his very VERY fat ass.

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jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:03pm

re: #189 goddamnedfrank

This is hopeless. I feel like I’m slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

Welcome To The Muck.

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Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:04pm

re: #189 goddamnedfrank

This is hopeless. I feel like I’m slowly sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

Sleepin’ with the fishes would be paradise compared to this.

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ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:04pm

Megyn Kelly is not getting any more invites to TRUMP® gigs.

Awwww. Doesn’t she know her place…in TRUMP® World.

196
ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:18pm

Fox: You have an ENTIRE basketball arena at your disposal, and you’ve got the set so close to the candidates that they’re casting shadows on it?

Oh. Right. It’s Christie, and the entire arena’s in his shadow.

197
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:19pm

I wonder how many white supremacists are in that crowd tonight?

I also wonder if CCJ is somewhere in the vicinity…

198
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:30pm

cut taxes! cut regulashunz!!

199
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:31pm

ABORTION!!!!

200
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:36pm

I am watching the debate on mute.

OMG Walker. Whut a Putz..

201
thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:16:56pm

re: #199 Backwoods_Sleuth

ABORTION!!!!

Drinking time!

Alcohol poisoning is going to come early tonight.

202
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:08pm

re: #197 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder how many white supremacists are in that crowd tonight?

I also wonder if CCJ is somewhere in the vicinity…

Aren’t they all?

203
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:09pm

Remember when debates usually involved staying on a topic and getting responses from everyone, instead of scatter-shots?

204
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:13pm

Not a lot of applause for Walker’s hard-line anti-abortion stance.

205
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:18pm

What was that woman’s name who died in Ireland? Savita

206
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:21pm

“Unborn child.” DRINK!

207
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:22pm

Yes, Scott Walker would let the mother die.

208
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:33pm

Walker believes there are alternatives that save the life of the mother while saving that life of the little unformed babbie..

209
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:36pm

re: #203 Targetpractice

As noted above, this iis a wrasslin’ show.

210
WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:37pm

I was not expecting good questions from Fox. They’re not softballs at all.

211
Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:40pm

WTF other alternatives are there to save the life of the mother?

212
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:43pm

re: #207 jaunte

Yes, Scott Walker would let the mother die.

*deadpan* Shocker.

213
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:48pm

re: #184 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m really happily surprised at the questions.
No softballs there.

I’m surprised too. Not pulling any punches, really.

214
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:49pm

What a non answer from Walker.

215
Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:17:50pm

re: #203 Targetpractice

Remember when debates usually involved staying on a topic and getting responses from everyone, instead of scatter-shots?

That was before 4765781651986175 people tried to stuff themselves into the GOP clown car.

216
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:01pm

Scott Walker looks like a Chinese bootleg version of Alfred E Neuman.

217
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:27pm

re: #216 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Scott Walker looks like a Chinese bootleg version of Alfred E Neuman.

With extra cadmium.

218
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:28pm

Losing track of who’s who.

219
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:30pm

Looks like I picked the wrong decade to stop smoking weed.

220
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:40pm

Pregnant woman is not a person

221
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:45pm

Wait, what?

Huckabee….

222
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:48pm

And now it’s time for Huck to show us the fundie craziness.

223
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:52pm

Oh, it’s Huckabee.

224
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:18:55pm

Huckabee… science… no, the two don’t mix.

225
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:06pm

re: #212 Targetpractice

*deadpan* Shocker.

While saying he is “pro-life.”

226
Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:11pm

Huckabee for personhood.

227
thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:11pm

re: #220 The Vicious Babushka

Pregnant woman is not a person

FTFY

228
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:17pm

Rand looks ridiculousloyous

229
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:17pm

Get that blastocyst a top-notch legal team!

230
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:21pm

Huck is invoking amendments to save the fetus.
5th and 14th amendments!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Supreme Court is NOT THE SUPREME BEING.
The little feuts babby is not a Buick to be cut up into parts!!!11!!!

231
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:39pm

Millennials: “What is Buick?”

232
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:42pm

Huckabee citing a bunch of science-y gobbledy-goop and giving blastocysts 5th and 14th amendment rights.

233
Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:49pm
234
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:50pm
235
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:53pm

Worse hair: Trump or Paul?

236
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:19:54pm

Guzzzle!!!!

237
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:07pm

Oh, Ayn Rand Paul founded some watchdog group.

Geezles

238
DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:14pm

re: #231 jaunte

Millennials: “What is Buick?”

My thoughts exactly.

239
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:17pm

And now Paulian to do the Libertarian Tap Dance.

240
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:20pm

re: #232 teleskiguy

Huckabee citing a bunch of science-y gobbledy-goop and giving blastocysts 5th and 14th amandment rights.

Little fingers are too tiny for the 2nd.

241
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:26pm

Is Rand actually saying US arms & funds ISIS?

242
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:28pm

Paul: ISIS rides around in a billion Dollars of Humvees!!!

BILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

243
WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:28pm

re: #235 aagcobb

Worse hair: Trump or Paul?

Trump. Always.

244
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:30pm

Oh there’s John.

245
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:40pm

Rand Paul will decide who is allied with ISIS.

246
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:44pm

Bored now

247
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:55pm

Oh, and Kasich is there too…

248
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:20:55pm

re: #241 The Vicious Babushka

Is Rand actually saying US arms & funds ISIS?

Yes, he did

249
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:02pm

What the hell is Kasich doing with that expression? His lips turn down…

250
Whack-A-Mole  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:04pm

If I had a nickle for every time one of these guys name-checked Hillary, I’d be rich enough to be a GOP front-runner.

251
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:13pm

Megyn lies about Medicaid

252
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:19pm

Fucking bowl is getting red…

253
ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:22pm

First thought on Kasich: “I’d like to meet his tailor.”

(And then ask him what the hell he was thinking with that suit.)

254
Skip Intro  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:22pm

Is anybody fact checking the things these clowns say?

255
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:23pm

re: #241 The Vicious Babushka

Is Rand actually saying US arms & funds ISIS?

don’t interrupt the derp flow

256
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:28pm

Reagan! DRINK!

257
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:29pm

Oh no, Kasich had the audacity to bring up the reality of St. Ron. That’s gonna cost him.

258
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:42pm

Kasich invoked St. Ronald

259
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:42pm
260
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:21:45pm

Kasich: TSUNAMI OF DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

261
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:06pm

I can’t feel my face.

262
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:15pm

This is happening in my hometown. *sigh*

263
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:23pm

I think I saw a black person in the audience.

Wait, no I was wrong.

264
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:23pm

I lie lie lie lie lie lie lie……pretty much sums up the answers.

265
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:25pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

I can’t feel my face.

Dude, I told you not to try the drinking game.

266
thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:26pm

re: #261 goddamnedfrank

I can’t feel my face.

Put the glass down.

267
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:28pm

OMG Jeb

268
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:32pm

re: #260 Backwoods_Sleuth

Kasich: TSUNAMI OF DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teleskiguy will take some drugs and ride a tsunami! teleskiguy loves adventure!

269
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:41pm

“Turning to a new subject”? When were you ever ON subject?

270
Charles Johnson  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:52pm
271
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:55pm

Is Jeb! soft?

272
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:55pm

re: #262 thecommodore

This is happening in my hometown. *sigh*

that’s ok, we still love Cleveland……

273
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:22:57pm

Jeb looks 12

274
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:00pm

Listening to you guys is just like being there…so knock it off.

275
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:06pm

re: #259 jaunte

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Waiting for the crowd to cheer homeless military members to just die because they don’t have insurance.

276
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:23pm

Toke… burgleburgle burgle burgle

277
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:28pm

Kasich is apparently representing the John Danforth / Jon Huntsman masochistically-in-the-wrong-party guy this time around.

278
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:33pm

re: #271 freetoken

Is Jeb! soft?

CVS has taken Viagra out of its formulary.

279
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:34pm

Jeb! showed compassion to “illegals.” The Perry “Kiss of Death” moment?

280
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:44pm

Is it just me or are they trying to sandbag Sump Pump Trump?

281
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:52pm

I just took a nibble of the squash parmesan I made…Fuckin’ delicious.

282
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:53pm

Jeb! - read my book.

Going for the B&N campaign?

283
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:23:54pm

We need to eliminate sanctuary cities with an ATOM BOMB

284
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:04pm

OBAMA! IMMIGRATION
tic two of my bingo spaces

285
ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:05pm

re: #253 ipsos

First thought on Kasich: “I’d like to meet his tailor.”

(And then ask him what the hell he was thinking with that suit.)

Kasich is often a very frumpy individual. Lots of time it looks like he just woke up out of quick nap.

286
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:05pm

I have to work tomorrow and don’t want to be hungover but damn

287
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:15pm

I’ll give Huckabee credit for one thing: He’s got balls to go with a position like that.

288
dholmes32  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:23pm

re: #205 The Vicious Babushka

Savita Halappanavar

An abortion would have saved her life.

289
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:25pm

Not amnesty!

290
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:26pm

I’ll say this about Trump — he looks like he’s having a blast.

291
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:27pm

Trump’s hair. Jeebussy

292
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:28pm

“Pay a fine and do things over time”?

Isn’t that the President’s proposal?

293
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:31pm

Here we go!

294
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:34pm
295
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:43pm

Applause so tepid for Jeb and Rand.

296
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:44pm

MEXICO
another spot on my bingo card…

297
Chan Kobun  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:44pm

I just got back from walking all the way to Meijer (about 2 hours each way) and don’t have the energy left to deal with a tidal wave of stupid Republic Party meatstick shit.

I think I’m gonna go play Splatoon and try not to think about what happens if one of these human wind tunnels actually gets into power.

298
WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:45pm

re: #283 Viscous Obama

We need to eliminate sanctuary cities with an ATOM BOMB

They’re all full of demoncraps and libturds.

299
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:46pm

re: #287 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s a fanatic, it isn’t really a stretch for him.

300
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:24:56pm

re: #288 dholmes32

Savita Halappanavar

An abortion would have saved her life.

Scott Walker wants to bring that here.

301
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:14pm

I am Trump, therefor I am god!

302
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:22pm

re: #271 freetoken

Is Jeb! soft?

Like a marshmallow.

303
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:26pm

Look at that moderator’s face lol

304
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:38pm

lololol

We would not be talking about Mexico except for Trump.

No one EVER talked about Mexico and the border and murders, crime, drugs, or the wall before TRUMP.

What an asshole.

305
Romantic Heretic  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:53pm

re: #25 darthstar

Dear god…Fox is so bad at this.

They don’t need to be good. Their audience is not known for their appreciation of quality television programming.

306
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:53pm

You can tell Trump is enjoying the hell out of this.

307
dholmes32  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:54pm

re: #300 The Vicious Babushka

Yeah, I know.

We have a bishop here in Phoenix who would have had a mother of four (or five) to die had he known about the abortion one of the sisters authorized. The sister was excommunicated.

308
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:55pm

GOP Base is eating this shit right up!

309
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:55pm

This new season of The Apprentice is rather ridiculous.

310
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:25:59pm

So I take it the Fox moderators have been told to be hard on Trump?

311
Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:00pm

A wall a wall lol

312
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:01pm

lol, Trump haz no evidence.

313
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:21pm

re: #311 Tigger2

A wall a wall lol

with a DOOR!!!!!

314
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:21pm

“The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.”

315
WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:22pm

re: #304 Backwoods_Sleuth

lololol

We would not be talking about Mexico except for Trump.

No one EVER talked about Mexico and the border and murders, crime, drugs, or the wall before TRUMP.

What an asshole.

Lou Dobbs who?

316
Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:25pm

Border patrol tells me…lololololol

317
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:26pm

with sharks with frickin lasers on their heads!

318
Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:27pm

re: #294 Dr. Matt

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So would Huckabee.

319
DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:31pm

I’ve rarely heard less coherence among a group of people debating politics, even when cocaine has been involved.

320
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:31pm

Oh please Trump, you can lie better than that.

321
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:35pm

I was at the border last week!!!!
Our leaders are STUPID!
STUPID STUPID LEADERS!

322
RadicalModerate  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:35pm

Jon Stewart just HAS to be kicking himself for choosing tonight as the final episode of The Daily Show hosted by him. He’s missing out on a comedy goldmine.

323
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:40pm

I can’t decide if Fox has no idea how to handle Trump, or if they know exactly how to handle him (assuming they want to propel him as far as possible).

324
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:44pm

Wallace now trying to get Trump on the Mexican racists comment. Trump parrying well.

325
The Vicious Babushka  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:46pm

STUPID!! DUMMY!!!!

326
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:47pm

“Who did you talk to last week, Mr. Trump?”

327
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:48pm

STOOPID!

YOU’RE SO STOOPID!

328
No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:50pm

STOOPID!!!!!11!!!1

329
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:26:52pm

re: #313 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

with a DOOR!!!!!

A golden door!

330
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:09pm

Wow…who knew the Mexican Government was so fucking powerful?

331
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:17pm

Oh thank God for the break, the derp was reaching toxic levels.

332
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:23pm

re: #314 goddamnedfrank

“The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.”

Don’t make me post the photo.

333
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:28pm
334
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:36pm

Trump, ready to start a war with Mexico

335
ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:38pm

You ask me another question like d’at and you wake with the fishes!!!

TRUMP knows fishes. And horse heads. Glare.

336
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:39pm

This is actually more fun than I thought it would be.

337
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:42pm

Oh yeah. Mexico. Obviously.

338
Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:51pm

re: #329 Backwoods_Sleuth

A golden door!

A revolving door.

339
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:27:58pm

re: #336 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is actually more fun than I thought it would be.

Thank The Donald.

340
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:28:06pm

…the old cunning Mexicans trick,,,

341
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:28:09pm

re: #336 Backwoods_Sleuth

This is actually more fun than I thought it would be.

It’s fucking frightening. These people want to lead us.

342
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:28:52pm
343
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:28:56pm

re: #341 Major Tom

It’s fucking frightening. These people want to lead us.

Don’t fret, anyone can beat these jokers.

344
Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:11pm

Dude has it right calling them “contestants.” It’s a really bad game show.

345
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:28pm

re: #343 LiberalGal

Don’t fret, anyone can beat these jokers.

The spread will be 3 points.

346
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:29pm

Commercial: “After the debate, Megyn Kelly breaks down the event…”

No, sorry — it’s already broken.

347
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:34pm

Meanwhile, at GOP HQ, Rinsed Prius is fast approaching the LD50 dosage for thorazine.

348
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:40pm

Wow, an anti-Bloomberg advert.

349
Romantic Heretic  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:43pm

re: #100 BongCrodny

Points for Dr. Carson! “It’s important to have a brain!”

How would he know?

350
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:48pm

I bet tomorrow Trump will say he’s going to sue FoxNews for 40 quadrillion dollars

351
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:50pm

I’m getting the distinct impression that I’m not the target demographic for this broadcast.

352
stpaulbear  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:29:56pm

The whole world’s watching. The whole world’s watching.

This is a night for reflecting on the miracle of two-term Obama.

353
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:07pm

Ad for knee braces.

354
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:11pm

re: #343 LiberalGal

I have voted in too many elections and not had my candidate win to not be a little bit wary.

355
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:11pm

BENGHAZI for TWO HUNDRED, Plz!!!!

356
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:21pm
357
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:21pm

An Ad for braces payed for by Medicare… and then this audience whines about government spending.

358
WhatEVs  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:30:35pm

re: #351 goddamnedfrank

I’m getting the distinct impression that I’m not the target demographic for this broadcast.

You and me, both, bruddah.

359
TedStriker  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:07pm

re: #209 freetoken

As noted above, this iis a wrasslin’ show.

Problem is, with this bunch, it’s almost impossible to separate kayfabe from reality.

360
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:13pm

re: #357 freetoken

An Ad for braces payed for by Medicare… and then this audience whines about government spending.

I’d bet a good percentage of this audience is ON Medicare…

361
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:15pm

Answer the damn question

362
Chan Kobun  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:26pm

re: #356 darthstar

And if you mouseover the URL, it’s a t.co link… to Twitter. BRILIANT JOB, TWITTER

363
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:28pm

re: #287 Eclectic Cyborg

I’ll give Huckabee credit for one thing: He’s got balls to go with a position like that.

He stopped short of saying he would send in the FBI or federal troops to stop abortion.

364
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:36pm

Waiting for Kasich to mention Trump going bankrupt

365
No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:37pm

BUILD TEH WALL!!!1!!!!1!!!

366
Romantic Heretic  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:48pm

re: #109 Charles Johnson

But since Trump is the source from which they have all been cloned they stand no chance.

367
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:51pm

Kasich basically admits Trump is saying exactly what people want to hear.

368
Sherlock Hound  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:31:57pm

Best comment on Sky’s feed: “We need to build a wall, a wall, A WALL! Around America!”

Concur.

369
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:06pm

Who’s the kid on stage talking now?

370
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:11pm
371
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:18pm

MOATS WITH ALLIGATORS!!

372
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:34pm

“I AGREE WITH HOWARD JOHNSON!”

373
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:46pm

700 ft wall of ice!

374
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:49pm

What we really need is a wall around Trump!

375
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:49pm

Rubio is fucking up. It’s not a fence the GOP base wants, it’s a WALL!

376
DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:32:53pm

re: #347 Targetpractice

Meanwhile, at GOP HQ, Rinsed Prius is fast approaching the LD50 dosage for thorazine.

RP as in McMurphy?

If I was a Republican donor right now, I’d wanna prescribe Reince Priebus hemlock instead.

377
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:04pm
378
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:07pm

re: #370 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

We’re not watching a debate between the GOP candidates, we’re seeing try-outs for the Trump campaign team.

379
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:13pm

Maybe we can put up one of those fancy force-fields like we see on TV shows.

380
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:13pm
381
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:18pm

candidates dint want to mix it up w trump and make it about him but moderators are saying “so why dont you fight w trump?”

382
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:38pm
383
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:42pm

Rubio says we’ll be talking about immigration for the next 30 years, like we’ve been talking the last 30 years.

hmmm.

384
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:57pm

How did Walker get onto this stage, again?

385
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:33:59pm
386
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:03pm

re: #381 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

candidates dint want to mix it up w trump and make it about him but moderators are saying “so why dont you fight w trump?”

Moderators selling commercial time.

387
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:05pm

Whatever happened to the electrified alligator moat?

388
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:18pm

Walker says Obama has messed up immigration.

asshat

389
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:37pm

re: #384 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

How did Walker get onto this stage, again?

Walker is dangerous. Don’t underestimate him.

390
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:38pm

re: #383 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rubio says we’ll be talking about immigration for the next 30 years, like we’ve been talking the last 30 years.

hmmm.

Except we’ll be speaking Spanish.

391
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:38pm

DEFUND ALL THE SANCTUARY CITIES!!!!!!!!!!11111

392
Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:42pm

Walker you listened to republicans not America. I get so fucking tired of being lumped in to a group when the Republicans say we listened to the American people.

393
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:45pm

KATE STEINLE!!!!
SANCTUARY CITIES!!!

394
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:46pm
395
DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:53pm

re: #384 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

How did Walker get onto this stage, again?

Conflating ISIS and AFSCME was a happy accident that endeared him to the base.

396
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:34:56pm

Hasn’t ICE/etc. deported more ill eagles under Obama than under Bush?

397
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:02pm

Hey what happened to Carson

398
TedStriker  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:05pm

re: #384 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

How did Walker get onto this stage, again?

He kneecapped Rick Perry.

///

399
thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:08pm

re: #391 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

DEFUND ALL THE SANCTUARY CITIES!!!!!!!!!!11111

DEFUND TEH GUBMINT!!!!!

400
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:23pm

Ted Cruz going after McConnell…and getting almost no reaction.

401
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:25pm

Cruz reminds us he is in the Senate.

402
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:38pm

Cruz slams McConnell
Washington Cartel
Obama fundamental transforming the country

Popcorn time

403
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:35:46pm

So much greatness in this pic:

404
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:01pm

Cruz isn’t even a legal citizen.

405
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:15pm

He’s never in his office either

406
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:16pm

TERROR!

407
ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:24pm

Ted Cruz…”I’m a bad mannnn!”

408
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:24pm

re: #387 goddamnedfrank

Tangentially related: Some years ago there was a summer themed wrestling event (I think it may have been WCW Beach Blast) where there was a swimming pool surrounding the ring. After one of the matches was over, the winner grabbed the loser and launched him out of the ring right into the pool. It was definitely entertaining, if unusual.

409
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:25pm

“The Washington Cartel,” the continued joke about how the guys who want to be president are totally separate from some shadowy cabal, EVEN IF THEY’RE CONGRESSMEN ALREADY!

410
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:28pm

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

Obama fundamental transforming the country

And that’s a bad thing?

411
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:33pm

Be afraid, be very afraid.

412
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:34pm

Cruz isn’t meeting my incredibly low expectations. He’s bad at this.

413
RealityBasedSteve  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:48pm

re: #309 Targetpractice

This new season of The Apprentice is rather ridiculous.

Posted on my Facebook, let’s see who bites

414
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:56pm

re: #385 Dr. Matt

I can smell the Virginia Slims, Gordon’s Gin, and Scoop Away kitty litter from here. Hi mom!

415
makeitstop  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:56pm

re: #161 ipsos

“There are some who call me….. TIM??”

…

416
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:36:58pm

Christie - I’m the only one here who knows what government forms to fill out!

417
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:13pm

9/11! DRINK!

418
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:20pm

9/11! DRINK!

419
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:22pm

Christie is taking credit for the Patriot Act protecting The Homeland.

yowser.

420
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:24pm

Hey, remember 9/11?

421
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:28pm

LAWYER!!!!!!!!

422
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:39pm

re: #416 b.d.

Christie - I’m the only one here who knows what government forms to fill out!

Don’t say “fill out”, Chris.

423
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:39pm

One person clapped

424
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:44pm

Surely someone has a BINGO by now?

These prizes aren’t going to give themselves away. :P

425
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:47pm

Damn it Targetpractice, seven seconds!

426
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:47pm

“I will make no apologies whatever!”

427
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:50pm

I’m not sure, but I think the guy doing the captioning for this debate has only seven or eight fingers.

428
Whack-A-Mole  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:37:50pm

Every time I hear Cruz speak, I can’t help but notice he’s got the preacher-speak down pat. The cadence and pacing of his speech is exactly the same as every Baptist preacher my parents dragged me in front of as a kid.

429
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:02pm

credit where credit is due: fox moderators asking lots of embarrassing and agressive questions

430
Lidane  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:12pm

Gov. Bridgegate and Aqua Buddha going at it right now over terrorism vs. privacy.

431
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:13pm

We fought the war over the 4th amendment in 1791 yo

432
Decatur Deb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:19pm

re: #419 Backwoods_Sleuth

Christie is taking credit for the Patriot Act protecting The Homeland.

yowser.

Thinks he’s Jesus Christ, or Rudy Giuliani.

433
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:30pm

re: #428 Whack-A-Mole

He’s incredibly irritating and disingenuous.

434
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:35pm

Rand is yelling!

435
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:36pm

Shut up Paul

436
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:36pm

I support conceal carry on debate stages

437
lawhawk  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:38pm

The question: The best part of the debate until now.

438
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:40pm

Founding Fathers!!!!

439
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:41pm

Ooooh, that’s gonna leave a mark!

440
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:41pm

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

441
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:44pm

Paul says the fourth amendment is why we fought the Revolution.

yikes

Shit fight starts now with Christie and Paul

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

442
Sionainn  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:47pm

Christie just asked Rand the same question I was wondering. LOL!

443
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:49pm

Point - Christiie.

444
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:57pm

RAND point his FINGER!!!!1

445
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:38:59pm

Christie vs. Paul:
Round one….. FIGHT! /HeavilyMortalKombat

446
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:10pm

Paul to Christie: “You gave Obama a big hug!”

447
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:11pm

KA-SLAM!

448
ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:12pm

Christie goes with a full body slam on Rand.

And now it gets dirty.

449
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:16pm

Christie touched the ANTICHRIST

450
TedStriker  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:16pm

re: #404 LiberalGal

Cruz isn’t even a legal citizen.

Wrong…just with President Obama, Cruz’s natural-born citizen mother conferred him US citizenship at birth.

Don’t be a Cruz Birther.

451
thedopefishlives  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:18pm

re: #431 Viscous Obama

We fought the war over the 4th amendment in 1791 yo

But yet, the war over the 2nd Amendment is still going strong, 224 years later.

452
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:19pm

If this was NOT a presidential debate and just some kind of reality show thing…it would actually be half decent.

453
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:19pm
454
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:25pm
455
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:27pm

POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

456
No Depression  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:28pm

GO HUG OBUMMER!1!!!!!!!

457
Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:30pm

The hug, oooo burn.

458
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:31pm

“If you wanna go give him a big hug, go right again!” - and the crowd goes wild!

459
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:32pm

*JERK OFF MOTION EMOJI GOES HERE*

460
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:33pm

I hate to say this, but Christie is right, if you are not breaking the law why should you mind filling out any form?

461
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:34pm

Christie is going to slam Paul with a folding chair.

462
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:48pm
463
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:52pm

Christie just crashed the live stream…

464
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:39:52pm

“You hugged Obama!”

“You don’t do anything but give speeches!”

Good God.

465
b.d.  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:15pm

[foxnews moderator] shut up candidates! someone on facebook has something to say! [/foxnews moderator]

466
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:20pm

ISIS, ISIL, have a growing influence in the U.S.? Who knew!

467
ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:21pm

A BLAH PERSON! AN ACTUAL BLAH PERSON!!

468
Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:35pm

I think this group of Candidates sound more stupid then the ones in 2212 did.

469
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:42pm

Did Ben Carson go home to work on another of his “books”?

470
Major Tom  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:46pm

Stop stop stop! This is becoming a debate!

471
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:47pm

I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming out tonight. LGF makes this debate WAY more tolerable.

:D

472
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:53pm

i think all republican candidates yelling and insulting each other bodes well for the future of the party

473
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:54pm

And now it’s the “We’re at war with Islam” round.

474
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:40:56pm

re: #460 LiberalGal

I hate to say this, but Christie is right, if you are not breaking the law why should you mind filling out any form?

ಠ_ಠ

475
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:02pm

All we need are the three words

476
Jenner7  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:02pm

re: #469 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

He’s a zombie…brraaaaaiiinnnsss….

477
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:04pm

Ugh, and they get to “the President won’t call them terrorists”….

478
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:10pm

What the fuck is up with Cruz and these prolonged pauses? He’s stoned.

479
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:12pm

re: #467 ipsos

A BLAH PERSON! AN ACTUAL BLAH PERSON!!

$10 says they altered skin color in post.

/half

480
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:18pm

Question to Cruz: “How will you defeat ISIS in 90 days”

Totally stupid answer from Cruz

481
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:25pm
482
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:26pm

I should have double dosed on BP meds today.

483
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:26pm
484
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:43pm

Ted Cruz proves definitively he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

485
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:49pm

Wow Cruz hit a new low…

486
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:51pm

Cruz: “Take away their passports!!!!”

487
RealityBasedSteve  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:53pm

I had to kick my tablet out of battery Saber mode to have it catch up on this thread. That’s a first

488
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:41:56pm

What if you sign your death warrant with a fake name?

489
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:02pm

Cruz trying to out-Trump Trump.

490
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:18pm

“Apologist”

{DRINK!}

491
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:20pm

Reagan!!!

492
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:27pm

Shut up Cruz, Obama is a million times the human you are.

493
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:29pm

Republicans create ISIS with an invasion of Iraq, disbanding Iraqi military. Let ISIS fester for years. Obama bombing the shit out of them. HE’S WEAK!!!!!!

494
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:31pm
495
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:31pm

Cruz- Obama needs to be more like a Egyptian dictator

496
alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:33pm

re: #468 Tigger2

Haven’t been there yet, but I’m just speculating on a hypothesis here and saying you’re probably right.

497
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:34pm

Bush on Iraq… this is gonna be interesting…

498
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:51pm

I wonder if they’ll go after Trump for his comments on McCain?

499
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:42:59pm

“What we know now…”

You spineless putz!

500
Skip Intro  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:08pm

Did they send Carson out for coffee?

501
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:16pm

re: #499 Targetpractice

“What we know now…”

You spineless putz!

HIndsight is easy.

502
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:21pm

I got radical Islamic terrorism! Now all I need is Kenyan Marxist usurper and I got a fizzbin!

503
DobermanBoston  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:38pm

“A Caliphate the size of Indiana”.

504
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:39pm
505
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:40pm

re: #500 Skip Intro

Did they send Carson out for coffee?

Seriously. It’s quite telling how little screen time they’re giving the only black man on stage…

506
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:40pm

“He abandoned Iraq.”

YOUR BROTHER NEGOTIATED THE WITHDRAWAL!!

507
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:41pm

Jeb! claims he called EVERY family member of those who died on his brother’s watch.

WHUT????

508
LiberalGal  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:43pm

Barack Obama got the troops out of Iraq, and killed Bin Laden, you fool.

509
ipsos  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:46pm

re: #500 Skip Intro

Brain surgeon can’t do much when there aren’t any brains around to work with.

510
ObserverArt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:46pm

re: #478 Dr. Matt

What the fuck is up with Cruz and these prolonged pauses? He’s stoned.

It’s the delivery of a tent revivalist. The pause are where you yell out “save us Ted, pray for us Ted, deliver us Ted!”

511
freetoken  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:48pm

re: #502 BongCrodny

BENGHAZI! - just wait for it.

512
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:52pm

Occupation of Iraq must never end!

513
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:53pm

WOW really? Did this Bush just blamed IRAQ on Obama??

514
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:57pm
515
Amory Blaine  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:43:58pm

Bloodthirsty.

516
goddamnedfrank  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:00pm

Jeb officially floundering now. Sad.

*Looks at clock*

Sweet Jesus a whole ‘nother hour of this shit!

517
Viscous Obama  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:10pm

Bush just gave all the neocons boners

518
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:11pm

Jeb is having a Sarah Palin-word salad moment.

519
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:36pm

Because of the void left by your brother’s appointment of Paul Bremer, Jeb…

520
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:40pm

Oh there’s Ben.

521
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:41pm

Obama is leading from behind.

FROM BEHIND!!@!

522
teleskiguy  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:43pm
523
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:46pm

Persian Gulfs!

524
Tigger2  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:48pm

Bush did you want to leave troops there for 1000 years or what, the same thing would have happened no mater when we left.

525
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:44:50pm

Oh, Carson’s still here.

526
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:05pm

re: #525 jaunte

Oh, Carson’s still here.

“Have you read my book about gifted hands?”

527
Dave In Austin  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:07pm

WATERBOARDING!!!!!!
DRINK!!!!

528
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:12pm

HA! Carson got a chuckle out of me there.

529
Targetpractice  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:15pm

Time for the GOP bench to get their torture porn fix.

530
Dr. Matt  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:23pm

Trump is not getting a lot of attention. Interestingly ploy from the librul MSM.

531
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:34pm

“Would you bring back waterboarding?” Carson wink wink response: yup!

532
BongCrodny  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:44pm

Did Carson just call Iraq a stupid war?

533
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:45:49pm

Carson: “There is no such thing as a politically correct war.”
Good grief…

534
Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:01pm

DR BEN IS WEARING A FLAG PIN!!!!!!!!1

535
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:09pm

WTF was Carson on about?! Utter BS!

536
jaunte  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:15pm

It’s so PC dropping hellfire missiles on Al Qaeda fighters.

537
darthstar  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:16pm
538
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:24pm
539
aagcobb  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:46:30pm

No war crimes under President Carson!

540
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:47:25pm

...

541
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:47:52pm

“Through a different system” lol

542
Archangelus  Aug 6, 2015 • 6:48:26pm

Trump insulting Paul now… this is Sharknado-level “so bad it’s good”

543
thecommodore  Aug 6, 2015 • 7:02:20pm

ALINSKY!!!!

DRINK!


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