Funniest Video of the Week: Bad Lip Reading Does the Republican Debate
“One Wittle Wee-Wee” goes to number one
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Almost makes more sense than the real thing.
Watching a tv reality show clown totally dominate the race for President of the United States has been very entertaining. But perhaps we should take a moment to reflect on the tragedy of a once great political party tearing itself to shreds. The hate filled, racist fanatics who now dominate the GOP are the political descendants of the fanatics who tore the nation apart that the GOP was founded to oppose. The GOP is no longer a political party in the secular sense of the term. It has descended into a hate cult, and Abraham Lincoln would not be able to recognize it.
Can’t listen. Trapped at work. Send help ASAP.
re: #4 aagcobb
Watching a tv reality show clown totally dominate the race for President of the United States has been very entertaining. But perhaps we should take a moment to reflect on the tragedy of a once great political party tearing itself to shreds. The hate filled, racist fanatics who now dominate the GOP are the political descendants of the fanatics who tore the nation apart that the GOP was founded to oppose. The GOP is no longer a political party in the secular sense of the term. It has descended into a hate cult, and Abraham Lincoln would not be able to recognize it.
Or it, him.
Fox News guest: ‘Many women’ falsely claim rape after having ‘what’s known as regret sex’ http://t.co/94aEMN9HIY
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) August 19, 2015
Look what tinyURL did to a drone!
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re: #5 Iwouldprefernotto
Can’t listen. Trapped at work. Send help ASAP.
How my buddies and I used to operate:
“We can’t attend the Battalion formation. There is a problem with one of our servers.”
“Whats wrong?”
“We’ll let you know when we get there.”
re: #8 Kragar
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Well duh, he’s a criminal defense attorney, one of those guys Fox News would sneer at if he was spinning for any kind of criminal other than rapists.
re: #11 aagcobb
Well duh, he’s a criminal defense attorney, one of those guys Fox News would sneer at if he was spinning for any kind of criminal other than rapists.
Well, there’s also anyone who kills an unarmed black man. They love defense attorneys for those guys, too.
re: #13 Blind Frog Belly White
Well, there’s also anyone who kills an unarmed black man. They love defense attorneys for those guys, too.
and their unions.
re: #15 HappyWarrior
and their unions.
Makes you wonder if Pinkerton is staffing up with goons, given the rise in anti-union fervor on the Right.
re: #17 Blind Frog Belly White
Sure, if they remember to make sandwiches.
I saw that. What in the fuck.
Wondering who will be the first #GOP candidate who suggest citizenship be based on pure bloodlines and land ownership?
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) August 19, 2015
re: #17 Blind Frog Belly White
Sure, if they remember to make sandwiches.
And be really, really nice to Mr. Trump.
re: #19 Kragar
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Cruz since you know he’s desperate to one up Trump, Carson, and Jindal’s stupid.
re: #19 Kragar
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A lot of them have already said only “property owners” should be able to vote. I wonder if they realize that most “property owners” are living in some bank’s property—or would Social Security recipients who have paid off their mortgages be the only ones qualified? If Fred Thompson sells them a reverse mortgage, do they lose the franchise? Inquiring minds want to know!
re: #22 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
A lot of them have already said only “property owners” should be able to vote. I wonder if they realize that most “property owners” are living in some bank’s property—or would Social Security recipients who have paid off their mortgages be the only ones qualified? If Fred Thompson sells them a reverse mortgage, do they lose the franchise? Inquiring minds want to know!
They would love to bring back literacy tests as well.
re: #19 Kragar
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I just wonder if they’ll say it in German. Blut und Boden.
*headdesk*
If they’re shitting on birthright citizenship. How long until one of them says the G.I bill was socialism.
re: #23 aagcobb
They would love to bring back literacy tests as well.
If you can spell “Moran” you’re good to go.
re: #26 HappyWarrior
If they’re shitting on birthright citizenship. How long until one of them says the G.I bill was socialism.
They got paid, didn’t they? They should have saved their money and gone to college or set up a small business with that.
re: #26 HappyWarrior
If they’re shitting on birthright citizenship. How long until one of them says the G.I bill was socialism.
Haven’t they always said that? Social Security, too.
re: #8 Kragar
You know, sexual freedom does not mean freedom from the consequences of sexual encounters, especially if they involve only casual acquaintances. This applies to both men and women.
But sexual encounters, like almost all aspects of human interaction, are too involved and nuanced to be summed up in a few catch phrases like “regret sex” or “legitimate rape” and I am sick of pundits who spout shit like that.
re: #22 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
A lot of them have already said only “property owners” should be able to vote. I wonder if they realize that most “property owners” are living in some bank’s property—or would Social Security recipients who have paid off their mortgages be the only ones qualified? If Fred Thompson sells them a reverse mortgage, do they lose the franchise? Inquiring minds want to know!
Yay—I own my place outright, so I get to vote…UNLESS, they insist that I prove that all of my grandparents came here legally in the late 1800s, which could stymie my chances. (And once they get that property-owning thingie taken care of, they’ll probably go the Ann Coulter route and rescind voting rights from women, so I’ll be right back in no-vote land.)
“Iran can delay inspection of a site for 24 days” is a whopper of a lie on par with death panels.
vox.com
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— Bad Realty Photos (@BadRealtyPhotos) August 19, 2015
re: #30 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
Haven’t they always said that? Social Security, too.
I don’t know.
Sexy Bill Clinton turns sexy 69 haw haw get it SEX JOKES! http://t.co/dbo8XjXuz2 via @KailiJoy pic.twitter.com/nGt5IYdSoK
— Wonkette (@Wonkette) August 19, 2015
re: #42 Lidane
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Crazy to think he’s been out of office nearly 15 years now and he’s still younger than Reagan was when Reagan took office.
West Virginia man calls in a Statue of Liberty bomb threat to frame Muslims. Gets arrested. http://t.co/5d1jjsX4jq pic.twitter.com/CmBfoIyQjP
— Imraan Siddiqi (@imraansiddiqi) August 19, 2015
no birthright citizenship mass deportation drone strikes at the border slavery dammit right wingers its only wednesday. pace yourselves.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 19, 2015
re: #44 wrenchwench
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Guilty of being an asshole and too much time on his hands. What an asshole. Hope it was worth it, dingus.
re: #46 HappyWarrior
Guilty of being an asshole and too much time on his hands. What an asshole. Hope it was worth it, dingus.
A terrorist threat is a terrorist threat. Off to Gitmo with him! /
re: #46 HappyWarrior
Guilty of being an asshole and too much time on his hands. What an asshole. Hope it was worth it, dingus.
Five years seems like a short maximum possible sentence for making those threats three times, assuming he gets convicted.
I gathera lot of people have a different concept of what is meant by “birthright citizenship”. If it means that only the children born in the USA to US citizens receive citizenship, then that is a real step back to Blut und Boden.
But if we amended the law to extend citizenship by birth only to children born to legal resident aliens, I could support that, but only the condition that it was part and parcel of a comprehensive package of immigration reform.
Favorite Iowa GOP radio host has long history of extremism, even before he proposed enslaving immigrants http://t.co/WrfpHAG8PD
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 19, 2015
Breaking: Deez Nuts Polling at 8 Percent in North Carolina http://t.co/8EFdnaMwVk
— Jezebel (@Jezebel) August 19, 2015
re: #32 BeachDem
Yay—I own my place outright, so I get to vote…UNLESS, they insist that I prove that all of my grandparents came here legally in the late 1800s, which could stymie my chances. (And once they get that property-owning thingie taken care of, they’ll probably go the Ann Coulter route and rescind voting rights from women, so I’ll be right back in no-vote land.)
It’s like they’re using a ‘No True Scotsman’ argument to determine who should vote: No True American would vote for Dems, so the kinds of people who would vote for Dems shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Seriously, I think they’d be really happy with a system that mimicked the way shareholder votes work - more shares (wealth), more votes.
re: #45 Jenner7
dammit right wingers its only wednesday. pace yourselves.
Willis makes a salient point. I’d say “Dammit right wingers, it’s only August…”
By the time the Iowa caucuses kick things off in February the GOP hopefuls will have to threaten both Mexico and California with nuclear annihilation.
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