Overnight Podcast: The Bubble Genius Bob and Chez Show, 8/20/15

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Tonight’s episode of The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show:

One Wittle Wee Wee: Bad Lip Reading the GOP Debate; Josh Duggar Exposed in Ashley Madison Hack; Hackers are Still Hackers No Matter Who’s Exposed; Bill O’Reilly and Sarah Palin React to Trump’s Immigration Plan; The Mainstreaming of Slavery; Anchor Babies; Deez Nuts for President; Bionic Dan Bidondi’s Bionic Italian Gynecologist; and much more.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:24:53pm

Mmmm. Love that new thread smell. My iPhone says Thank You! :-)

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:48:12pm

We seem to be alone.

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:51:23pm

Speaking of smart phones, my first one will be delivered tomorrow. I’m such a luddite. LOL

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Teukka  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:52:28pm

re: #3 allegro

Speaking of smart phones, my first one will be delivered tomorrow. I’m such a luddite. LOL

INB4 you don’t know how you managed without one XD

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:53:57pm

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:56:13pm

re: #5 teleskiguy

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 9:59:52pm

re: #5 teleskiguy

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I’m so sorry for her loss for you and all who loved her. Such a helpless feeling to want so to turn back the clock and reverse this devastating tragedy and give those kids their mom back.

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:03:14pm

re: #4 Teukka

INB4 you don’t know how you managed without one XD

I’ve actually loved my simple little flip phone, all I need really. Only reason I’m getting the new one iz cuz Consumer Cellular made me a deal I was unable to refuse.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:07:00pm

re: #6 teleskiguy

Wear a helmet, please. When you’re on a motorcycle, wear a helmet.

:’(

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:11:06pm

re: #9 teleskiguy

Wear a helmet, please. When you’re on a motorcycle, wear a helmet.

:’(

Oh sweetheart, your pain is palpable. She must have meant a lot to you.

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Varek Raith  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:16:41pm

Israeli leaders drew up plans to attack Iranian military

Report: Prime Minister Netanyahu and former Defense Minister Ehud Barak approached attacking in 2010, 2011, 2012.
Each year, a political or military hindrance got in their way, The New York Times reported

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:19:58pm

re: #10 allegro

Oh sweetheart, your pain is palpable. She must have meant a lot to you.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:33:33pm

LGF has been keeping me from totally losing it after the death of a friend. You people are good people, and coming here seeing all the jokes and the camaraderie has helped immensely. Bless you all!

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:35:14pm

re: #8 allegro

I’ve actually loved my simple little flip phone, all I need really. Only reason I’m getting the new one iz cuz Consumer Cellular made me a deal I was unable to refuse.

I bought my first smart phone about 2 months ago, and tried to use it for the first time a couple of days ago. For some reason, it came set with a “talk back” feature, and instead of being able to tap an ap or swipe, this annoying voice would read what each button said to me. A friend figured out how to make her go away, and I am slowly learning how to use it (have sent two texts and registered my gmail!) But I’m still keeping my not-so-smart phone for awhile as a backup. Hey, why pay ONE cell bill when you can pay TWO!

I also have my new Kindle charged, and have figured out a few things, but am still using my Nexus 7 tablet for most things.

Never thought of myself as such a luddite, but I had to learn my new stove, new cable remote, new vacuum cleaner (don’t laugh, it was confusing) and then the smartphone and the Kindle—too much all at once.

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:37:37pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:44:21pm
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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:49:00pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

What. The. Fuck?!?
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Amory Blaine  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:49:05pm

Trump says he would ‘scare the pope’ with ISIS if he slams capitalism during US visit

…”I’d say, ‘ISIS wants to get you,’” Trump said. “You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican — you have heard that. That’s a dream of theirs.”

Cuomo asked if he would really try to scare the pope.

“I’m going to have to scare the pope,” Trump said. “The pope, I hope, can only be scared by God, but the truth is — you know, if you look at what’s going on — they better hope that capitalism works, because it’s the only thing we have right now. And it’s a great thing when it works properly.”

Trump, however, argued that capitalism has not been working properly in the U.S. — which the pontiff has also claimed, but for the exact opposite reasons.

“Between regulation, between all of the Dodd-Frank (Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act), between all of the different things that have been imposed, we aren’t competitive like we used to be,” Trump said. “We have to open up our country to great capitalism.”

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:53:05pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Let’s unpack this a little, shall we? UpChuck has produced jack fucking shit. He’s published exactly three blog posts in the last couple of weeks. Charles Johnson has a very active slick-looking website with thousands of comments each day, and hundreds of thousands of “hits” each day. UpChuck got Liz O’Bagy fired or something, Charles Johnson got Dan Rather fired.

Milo, go fuck yourself. Enjoy your company with weev and UpChuck, upstanding humans all.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:54:05pm

re: #18 Amory Blaine

I think Trump is an honest-to-Allah fascist.

Textbook definition, I am not meaning this in a hyperbolic manner.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:55:30pm

re: #3 allegro

Speaking of smart phones, my first one will be delivered tomorrow. I’m such a luddite. LOL

They’re addictive. I’m on mine all the time.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:57:49pm
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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 10:59:59pm

re: #12 teleskiguy

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:00:58pm

re: #13 teleskiguy

I’m so terribly sorry for your loss.

{hugging you}

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:02:28pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:05:25pm

re: #14 BeachDem

I bought my first smart phone about 2 months ago, and tried to use it for the first time a couple of days ago. For some reason, it came set with a “talk back” feature, and instead of being able to tap an ap or swipe, this annoying voice would read what each button said to me. A friend figured out how to make her go away, and I am slowly learning how to use it (have sent two texts and registered my gmail!) But I’m still keeping my not-so-smart phone for awhile as a backup. Hey, why pay ONE cell bill when you can pay TWO!

I also have my new Kindle charged, and have figured out a few things, but am still using my Nexus 7 tablet for most things.

Never thought of myself as such a luddite, but I had to learn my new stove, new cable remote, new vacuum cleaner (don’t laugh, it was confusing) and then the smartphone and the Kindle—too much all at once.

Okay, I admit I’m laughing about the vacuum cleaner. Mostly from identifying with the experience - you shoulda seen me with my new power washer. Hey, I didn’t do THAT much damage! We’ll find out tomorrow if I can deal with a smart phone or just say fuck it and stick with ol’ trusty flipper.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:16:35pm

Bob and Chez are right in this podcast. The right wing has become so crazy and unhinged, they actually think this is their modus operandi for electoral success. It makes sense. The conservative base in the United States has been blaming their past two electoral defeats in general elections on nominating candidates who weren’t conservative enough. Now we’re seeing the end game to that strategy. By new years we’ll be hearing GOP candidates calling for rounding up non-believers and bussing them to Evangelical Christian re-education camps. By Super Tuesday we’ll be hearing GOP candidates call for the death penalty for apostasy. By Election Day we’ll hear GOP candidates calling for “Hunting Season for negros.” The crazy we’re going to hear from GOP candidates is going to blow all of our minds over the next 443 days.

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:20:09pm

re: #21 WhatEVs

They’re addictive. I’m on mine all the time.

I’ve got a desktop, laptop, Surface tablet, and Kindle Fire. I really only need a phone to, yanno, make and get calls. It feels kinda silly to get a smart phone but it was nearly free and if GPS was invented for anyone, it’s me - that was actually the deciding factor. I will kinda miss all that remote real estate that most people never see if it works out.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:20:45pm
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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:21:55pm

re: #26 allegro

Okay, I admit I’m laughing about the vacuum cleaner. Mostly from identifying with the experience - you shoulda seen me with my new power washer. Hey, I didn’t do THAT much damage! We’ll find out tomorrow if I can deal with a smart phone or just say fuck it and stick with ol’ trusty flipper.

My dumb phone has a pullout keyboard, and I was just fine with it. I mainly wanted the smart phone for the mapping/directions, as I’ll be on the road most of September and October and I want the “google map lady” to talk to me.

Sometimes the world just goes a little too fast for me.

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Varek Raith  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:23:23pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

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How can someone my age be so freaking old???
Sigh.

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:24:42pm

re: #27 teleskiguy

Bob and Chez are right in this podcast. The right wing has become so crazy and unhinged, they actually think this is their modus operandi for electoral success. It makes sense. The conservative base in the United States has been blaming their past two electoral defeats in general elections on nominating candidates who weren’t conservative enough. Now we’re seeing the end game to that strategy. By new years we’ll be hearing GOP candidates calling for rounding up non-believers and bussing them to Evangelical Christian re-education camps. By Super Tuesday we’ll be hearing GOP candidates call for the death penalty for apostasy. By Election Day we’ll hear GOP candidates calling for “Hunting Season for negros.” The crazy we’re going to hear from GOP candidates is going to blow all of our minds over the next 443 days.

I hear you. But if Trump fits their view of a conservative, I guess I don’t understand the definition. Also hard to imagine the evangelicals really buying into his shtick. 443 days—sigh—feels like a lifetime.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:29:09pm

re: #28 allegro

I’ve got a desktop, laptop, Surface tablet, and Kindle Fire. I really only need a phone to, yanno, make and get calls. It feels kinda silly to get a smart phone but it was nearly free and if GPS was invented for anyone, it’s me - that was actually the deciding factor. I will kinda miss all that remote real estate that most people never see if it works out.

I have an iPhone. The Kindle app is far and away superior to any of the Kindle devices I’ve owned. The page turns are amazing on the app.

I’m almost always in the web on it, too my computer is work. If I’m at the computer, I work. Even when I don’t intend to work, I work. Hell, I work in the phone sometimes, too, but I keep that to the barest of minimums.

I do everything on this phone. Saying I love it isn’t quite enough. I crave it. It’s the first thing I touch in the morning, last thing at night. I’m addicted. Knowledge at ones fingertips is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:29:47pm

re: #32 BeachDem

I hear you. But if Trump fits their view of a conservative, I guess I don’t understand the definition. Also hard to imagine the evangelicals really buying into his shtick. 443 days—sigh—feels like a lifetime.

Trump fits their view of a conservative because there’s nothing to think about, just messicans and AMERICA FUCK YEAH and they can’t think beyond those terms because of an amazing 15-year poisoning of the well by Fox News, Breitbart, Drudge, etc.

I used to read Drudge everyday, multiple times a day, when I first started reading LGF. I haven’t checked Drudge since at least 2011. Shit’s fucked out there. I wish you the very best BeachDem, out there in South Carolina, the belly of the beast as it were. :)

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:29:58pm

Was just reading about O’Keefe acolytes/wannabes trying to catch Hillary folks in their little web. What a bunch of scumbags.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign offices around the country have been put on alert after at least two women approached Iowa staff under the guise of being supporters in an apparent effort to catch the campaign engaging in improper or illegal activity, a Clinton campaign official said.

time.com

Hope all the campaign folks are ready. I need to tell my “kid” (the Hillary person staying with me) to be on her toes.

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Jayleia  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:32:11pm
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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:32:24pm

re: #31 Varek Raith

How can someone my age be so freaking old???
Sigh.

I know the feeling. I’m 56 now. That’s some amazing shit to me.

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:33:04pm

re: #32 BeachDem

I hear you. But if Trump fits their view of a conservative, I guess I don’t understand the definition. Also hard to imagine the evangelicals really buying into his shtick. 443 days—sigh—feels like a lifetime.

I don’t think hate-filled, blind rage has a definition. These people are the zombies we most fear and for good reason. They want blood. Reason is clearly non-existent. They freak me the fuck out.

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:33:37pm

re: #34 teleskiguy

Trump fits their view of a conservative because there’s nothing to think about, just messicans and AMERICA FUCK YEAH and they can’t think beyond those terms because of an amazing 15-year poisoning of the well by Fox News, Breitbart, Drudge, etc.

I used to read Drudge everyday, multiple times a day, when I first started reading LGF. I haven’t checked Drudge since at least 2011. Shit’s fucked out there. I wish you the very best BeachDem, out there in South Carolina, the belly of the beast as it were. :)

Thanks—I need all the help I can get. (The beast has a hearty appetite.)

Have to admit, I don’t think I have ever been on the Drudge site—maybe clicking through on a link from somewhere else, but have never intentionally gone there.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:34:10pm

re: #32 BeachDem

I hear you. But if Trump fits their view of a conservative, I guess I don’t understand the definition. Also hard to imagine the evangelicals really buying into his shtick. 443 days—sigh—feels like a lifetime.

There’s only one definition: anything Dems don’t like/want/value/appreciate. Conservatives are the anti-Democrats and nothing more.

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BeachDem  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:36:52pm

re: #40 WhatEVs

There’s only one definition: anything Dems don’t like/want/value/appreciate. Conservatives are the anti-Democrats and nothing more.

That definition does simplify things./

It will still be interesting to see the religious right freaks twist themselves into pretzels around Trump.

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Jayleia  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:41:06pm

re: #40 WhatEVs

Always remember Cleek’s Law: Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:42:55pm

re: #41 BeachDem

That definition does simplify things./

It will still be interesting to see the religious right freaks twist themselves into pretzels around Trump.

That’s why I think my definition is on the money. Because they ARE twisting themselves up to support him. That he donated to Dems? No prob! Believed in abortion? Okie dokie. Healthcare for all? No sweat.

It’s the RushFuckingLimbaugh propaganda effect. 25 years of brainwashing makes for reflexive anything-but-dem. and hate, anger, resentment, etc.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:43:45pm

re: #42 Jayleia

Always remember Cleek’s Law: Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily.

That’s it! That’s THE definitive definition.

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allegro  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:44:12pm

re: #42 Jayleia

Always remember Cleek’s Law: Today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily.

What they BELIEVE liberals want. This,too, a fantasy with no basis in reality.

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teleskiguy  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:45:24pm

re: #23 allegro

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:48:04pm

Dear TV Show writers,

No one in the military would be getting deployed overseas less than 4 months after they joined up.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:52:19pm

Scott Walker: ‘Handful of reasonable, moderate followers of Islam’

An advocacy organization for Muslims is calling for Gov. Scott Walker to apologize for saying there are few “reasonable, moderate followers of Islam” while speaking to voters in New Hampshire on Friday.

At a campaign stop at a VFW hall in Derry, New Hampshire, Walker said radical Islamic terrorists are at war with America, Israel, Christians, Jews and “it’s a war against even the handful of reasonable, moderate followers of Islam who don’t share the radical beliefs that these radical Islamic terrorists have.”

“These types of inaccurate statements reflect a lack of understanding of Islam and Muslims that is, frankly, not presidential,” said Council on American-Islamic Relations spokesman Robert McCaw in a statement. “If Mr. Walker believes only a ‘handful’ of Muslims are moderate or reasonable, then he is ignoring the very clear reality that violent extremists murder more Muslims than they do people of any other faith.”

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Kragar  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:55:31pm

re: #48 Amory Blaine

Asked at a ‘Politics and Eggs’ breakfast forum in Manchester on Friday if he would take some time to sit down with the African-American activists, Walker called the question “ridiculous.”

“I’m going to meet with voters. I mean, I’ve said, it’s not just - who knows who that is?” the flustered Walker replied before comparing the grassroots civil rights organization to the Tea Party.

“I’m going to talk with American voters. Period. It’s the same way as saying you’re going to meet with the Tea Party,” he continued. “Who’s the Tea Party? There’s hundreds of thousands of people out there.”

“I’m here to talk to voters in New Hampshire about things that matter,” Walker told the Daily Mail reporter.

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WhatEVs  Aug 21, 2015 • 11:58:59pm

re: #49 Kragar

Walker is such a mealy mouthed half wit.

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:00:24am

re: #49 Kragar

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“I’m going to talk with American voters. Period. It’s the same way as saying you’re going to meet with the Tea Party,” he continued. “Who’s the Tea Party? There’s hundreds of thousands of people out there.”

Hunter at kos had this to say about that: Well, at least one of those was a sentence. Activists did try to meet with him and ask him questions at the Iowa State Fair, mind you, but he bravely ran away.

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Kragar  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:02:42am

re: #50 WhatEVs

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:06:48am

I still want the Dan Bidondi “derr” (long version) for my ringtone.

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allegro  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:11:15am

re: #46 teleskiguy

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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:15:44am

Well, the pizza Hut delivery gig has been helping the toy fund. Got a tremolo pedal to go with my reverb and chorus pedals. Now I splurged on a songbook of The Ventures greatest hits. Surf sound time!

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:19:47am

re: #54 allegro

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:20:38am

“Hopefully, he’s going to sit there and say, ‘When I become elected president, what we’re going to do is we’re going to make the border a vacation spot, it’s going to cost you $25 for a permit, and then you get $50 for every confirmed kill,’ ” said Jim Sherota, 53, who works for a landscaping company. “That’d be one nice thing.”

Mr. Trump did not offer such a proposal.

nice thing

mobile.nytimes.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:30:42am

re: #34 teleskiguy

Trump fits their view of a conservative because there’s nothing to think about, just messicans and AMERICA FUCK YEAH and they can’t think beyond those terms because of an amazing 15-year poisoning of the well by Fox News, Breitbart, Drudge, etc.

The GOP let this movement build, failing to call out or distance itself from its excesses and contradictions, and now Trump has stepped up and scooped them all into his pocket. They are not out of the GOP sphere of control.

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allegro  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:33:31am

re: #57 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

“Hopefully, he’s going to sit there and say, ‘When I become elected president, what we’re going to do is we’re going to make the border a vacation spot, it’s going to cost you $25 for a permit, and then you get $50 for every confirmed kill,’ ” said Jim Sherota, 53, who works for a landscaping company. “That’d be one nice thing.”

Mr. Trump did not offer such a proposal.

nice thing

mobile.nytimes.com

I get plum explosive whenever someone calls for a bounty on coyotes. This guy thinks a blood bounty on people would be nice. He hopes for it. I think I have never been so horrified that someone could say such a thing and, I suspect, actually mean it.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:36:02am

re: #55 William Lewis

Sweet. My report on the guitar front, I switched to medium gauge strings on my acoustic and I’m not too pleased about it. The heavier hand I need to play it outstrips any tone advantage I’m getting. I’m going to keep them on a bit longer and see if I change my mind. I also love my new music stand light as it’s very bright for my poor eyes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:38:06am

re: #60 Amory Blaine

Sweet. My report on the guitar front, I switched to medium gauge strings on my acoustic and I’m not too pleased about it. The heavier hand I need to play it outstrips any tone advantage I’m getting. I’m going to keep them on a bit longer and see if I change my mind. I also love my new music stand light as it’s very bright for my poor eyes.

My guitarist’s joke:

What kind of strings did Curt Cobain use?

-Last I heard, he was using a 12-gauge!

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:39:32am

re: #61 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Yeah, not cool, dude.

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:41:15am

re: #62 teleskiguy

As a guy who’s had real thoughts of suicide race through my mind, I don’t see Kurt Cobain suicide (or any suicide) jokes as funny.

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Kragar  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:44:27am

re: #61 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

How do you get a bass player off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:45:31am

re: #63 teleskiguy

As a guy who’s had real thoughts of suicide race through my mind, I don’t see Kurt Cobain suicide (or any suicide) jokes as funny.

apologies for the offense.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:46:15am

re: #64 Kragar

How do you get a bass player off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

Large pizza feeds a family of four.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:49:40am

Ore: #60 Amory Blaine

I almost forgot I picked up a pretty nice stool (the short one) for playing. It basically is a drum throne seat slapped on a bar stool and is nice and comfy for sitting and playing. I usually play in my office chair with the arms down as far as they go. I started to notice that I was constricted in my movements so I switched to a regular bar stool which is uncomfortable after about a half hour.

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:49:49am

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

apologies for the offense.

You didn’t offend me. You told a stupid joke that makes fun of suicide, so I called you out. I don’t offend easily but I know bullshit when I see it.

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Kragar  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:52:04am

re: #66 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

What do you call a Bass Player who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:53:08am

How do you know when a Ski Instructor is at a party?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:00:28am

re: #67 Amory Blaine

Neat.

I’ve just been having fun making as many different sounds as I can lately. The VHT amp at high power stays clean until really loud. But the attenuation on it works well and if I turn down the watts, the overdrive and distortion are really yummy. I don’t need any of those pedals LOL!

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:01:13am

How many Ski Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb and another to say “Nice turns!”

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:04:05am

re: #72 teleskiguy

How many Ski Instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb and another to say “Nice turns!”

No occupational significance, but my favorite was always:

“How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“Two—but nobody can figure out how they got in there.”

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Kragar  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:14:35am

A bunch of sailors are cheering and slapping each other on the back shouting “30 days!”

A Marine walking by wonders what all the commotion is and asks what all the celebrating is about.

“We had a really hard problem and we figured it out in record time!”

The Marine is curious, “What was it?”

The sailors smiled, “This puzzle says 3-4 years and it only took us 30 days!”

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:17:06am

re: #74 Kragar

I’m sharing with this with my Marine friends on Facebook.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:21:38am

re: #71 William Lewis

Glad to hear you’re diggin’ your new amp. IDK what’s with me and my electric but all I want to do is play my acoustic so smh. I guess it’s just so much easier for me to use. I have a hard time with fiddling with all the knobs and pedals. I think once I hook up with some other players I’ll change my tune so to speak.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:29:26am

I took up the 5-string banjo because it is loud without an amp.

Even when I use a pickup, I play straight, not because I am a any sort of purist, but because I don’t wanna be bothered with all those wires and cables.

Got a friend who plays awesome fuzz and wah-wah banjo, but he is always pulling his hairs out because something is malfunctioning or got lost/left behind, etc…

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:33:08am

re: #73 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Nice.

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:36:03am

re: #77 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Heh, glad I have company in that regard.

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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:37:34am

re: #76 Amory Blaine

I have been thinking an acoustic instrument would be good to add. I get tempted by cheap mandolins and by the Fender Telecoustic. Not enough money so I just have to enjoy what I already have :D

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Amory Blaine  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:43:01am

re: #80 William Lewis

Yeah you got a nice set-up going, your tele looks hella versatile with the pickups and that amp should take care of you a long time.

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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:45:40am

Ah well back to work. ,

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:51:37am

Today’s my mother’s birthday. She was born today in 1947 in Sioux Falls, SD. Happy Birthday Mom!

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teleskiguy  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:52:08am
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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 2:15:49am
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:33:03am

Just to give you an idea of what the Right Wing media find newsworthy:

Lead article in today’s newsmax:

Ed Klein: Michelle Obama and Valerie Jarrett ‘Connected at the Hip’
Bestselling author Edward Klein’s bombshell claim that Michelle Obama and top White House adviser Valerie Jarrett have become so close they may live together in Europe after President Obama finishes his second term has sent the rumor mill into overdrive.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:37:13am

re: #86 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Meanwhile a regular Newsmax personality:

Prominent legal scholar Alan Dershowitz had scathing words about President Barack Obama’s handling of negotiations with Iran and the tactics he has employed to crush opposition to the nuclear agreement.

In an interview with the Times of Israel, Dershowitz — who describes himself as a “liberal Democrat” who voted twice for Obama — also accused the president of lying to the American public about the deal.

“I would not allow this president and this secretary of state [John Kerry] — both of whom I know well, I’ve known them for a long time — I wouldn’t allow these two people to negotiate a 30-day lease for me. They’ve proved to be inept negotiators,” […]
“Obama has been a bully. He has tried to squelch opposition to the deal,” Dershowitz said.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:40:05am

re: #86 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Oh, fucking hell.

But Klein, who made the startling assertion on his website, told Newsmax TV on Friday that the relationship between the high-powered women definitely does not involve physical intimacy.

“There’s nothing sexual. A lot of people ask me that question. No, there’s nothing sexual at all,” Klein — author of “Blood Feud: The Clintons vs. the Obamas” — said in an interview with “The Steve Malzberg Show.”

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:42:51am

Ed Klein is a serial falsifier.

mediamatters.org

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:47:35am

re: #88 Nyet

Oh, fucking hell.

Yes, all just non-rumors…no hot lesbo photos of Michelle and Valerie have come to light…yet.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 3:53:52am

Well, Hell! Melody Patterson died. She was only 66. First Batgirl and now Wrangler Jane. Mary Ann, take care of yourself….

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:01:44am

re: #91 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Well, Hell! Melody Patterson died. She was only 66. First Batgirl and now Wrangler Jane. Mary Ann, take care of yourself….

Her age cannot be correct…would’ve meant she was 16 when the F Troop first aired in 1965. I recall watching it as a kid.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:04:04am

re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

It is, nevertheless.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:04:52am
Melody Patterson (April 16, 1949 - August 20, 2015) was an American actress known for her role as Wrangler Jane in the 1960s TV series F Troop. She was 16 years old when she first appeared on the show.
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:05:04am

re: #92 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Her age cannot be correct…would’ve meant she was 16 when the F Troop first aired in 1965. I recall watching it as a kid.

Gosh, you are correct, I just checked: Wiki says she lied about her age when the series started.

One of the few starlets in Hollywood to make herself older to get a part…

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:19:58am

re: #96 Nyet

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When Donald Trump becomes President, he will pass a law requiring all hamburgers to look like that!

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:21:07am

re: #97 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

When Donald Trump becomes President, he will pass a law requiring all hamburgers to look like that!

Everything. Incl. chitlins.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:24:58am

re: #98 Nyet

Everything. Incl. chitlins.

He will insist that they be properly referred to as “chitterlings”.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:28:40am

re: #99 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

He will insist that they be properly referred to as “chitterlings”.

That’s just a spelling pronunciation—like “vic-chew-als” for “vittles”.

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lawhawk  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:54:34am

For someone who’s supposedly irrelevant, Charles is certainly inside their heads and OODA loop. That’s got to be infuriating to them, because Charles keeps coming out smelling like roses, while all they can say is how irrelevant Charles is while Chucky is banned for life for being a grade A creep on Twitter whose idea of breaking news is crapping all over ppl who aren’t public figures, lying, smearing, and generally being wrong about pretty much everything and never providing corrections to any of it.

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Jayleia  Aug 22, 2015 • 4:57:54am

re: #101 lawhawk

I think I’ve commented before about how awesome it must be to have free rent for life in the huge open-floor apartments they call their craniums. And he can probably find one in any city in the world if he ever needs a room for the night.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:06:26am

re: #100 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

That’s just a spelling pronunciation—like “vic-chew-als” for “vittles”.

Pass the Wooster sauce, Jeeves…

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lawhawk  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:13:28am

So, wait a moment. Let me get this straight.

Three Americans, two of them Marines, manage to disarm a man firing an AK-47 on a train in France, without being armed themselves.

How is that possible?

Cops claim that they have no choice but shoot and kill people - many of them unarmed, because they claim that they felt threatened and therefore are justified in their use of force. This happens practically every single day in the US.

Meanwhile, a man using an AK-47 is subdued by three unarmed people. It really makes you wonder just what law enforcement in the US is taught on how to deal with situations that should otherwise end with a suspect in custody alive but instead end up with far too many in hospitals or the morgue.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:15:54am

re: #104 lawhawk

On a crowded train it would be difficult to shoot at the assailant without endangering other passengers. And marines are trained in every sort of hand-to-hand combat conceivable, even involving fruit.

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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:25:29am

re: #104 lawhawk

This. So effing this.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:28:17am

So I’m reading some Russian Satanists again and once again I must smh at how they’re for “family values”, against “moral degradation”, liberalism and so on.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:31:12am

re: #107 Nyet

So I’m reading some Russian Satanists again and once again I must smh at how they’re for “family values”, against “moral degradation”, liberalism and so on.

I thought Western culture was Satan…

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:34:30am

re: #108 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I thought Western culture was Satan…

Maybe for the Ayatollah.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 5:39:02am

re: #104 lawhawk

Maybe municipal police departments should take a page out of USMC training manual.

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lawhawk  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:07:30am

So, there’s some new details about yesterday’s shooting at a federal building in Manhattan that left a security guard dead and the suspect killed himself.

The guard was apparently working a late shift as a favor - he was supposed to go off-duty at 4pm. And the shooter was apparently disgruntled that he was fired - he claimed to be a whistleblower about wasteful spending at the BLS where he had worked (the federal building includes offices for the BLS).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:14:43am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:26:07am

re: #112 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:31:15am
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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:44:58am

re: #110 PhillyPretzel

Maybe municipal police departments should take a page out of USMC training manual.

I suspect that training about how to disarm someone is not the problem. It’s the departments and its employees not caring to apply those lessons when dealing with people, especially minorities. Or, and worse, purposefully choosing to shoot as the first response.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:46:24am

re: #61 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Sorry but I’ve got go with teleskiguy: Not cool.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:55:44am

re: #104 lawhawk

They were able to succeed because they were able to start the fight right next to the terrorist slimeball. If he’d had time and space to react he likely would have killed them, but they set things up so that he didn’t have that time and space.

That said, this terrorist did know enough to have his pistol to hand when he emerged from that bathroom. He knew that the AKMS is not easy to wield against someone standing next to you if that person resists your attempt to shoot them. That makes the actions of that soldier and airman all the more remarkable.

But other cases, such as when a criminal pulls a gun while at distance from police, those are different. In those cases, firing on the suspect is the only proper answer. You can’t wait for someone to shoot at you, since it only takes one bullet to kill you (if it hits the right place, that is).

Post edited due to identification of the men who stopped the terror scum.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:55:57am

Off to do our SJW shtick. It’s in this brainiac’s hometown:

al.com

(He’s not one we’re trying to keep out of jail.)

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 6:56:14am
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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:00:01am
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Eventual Carrion  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:00:42am

re: #67 Amory Blaine

O

I almost forgot I picked up a pretty nice stool (the short one) for playing. It basically is a drum throne seat slapped on a bar stool and is nice and comfy for sitting and playing. I usually play in my office chair with the arms down as far as they go. I started to notice that I was constricted in my movements so I switched to a regular bar stool which is uncomfortable after about a half hour.

I just cannot play sitting down. I move too much while playing. Which became a problem when I started leading vocals too because I would wander and when it was time to start singing again I was 10 feet from the mic. So I got a wireless mic to strap to my head.

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Bass Reeves  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:01:45am

re: #117 Dark_Falcon

I believe lawhawk’s comment was in reference to the numerous times when the POLICE have the distance and the suspect DOESN’T have a gun.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:19:11am
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Charles Johnson  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:19:59am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:22:10am

re: #124 Charles Johnson

Milo is throwing out all kinds of stuff in a lame attempt to distract from the legal judgement handed down against him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:23:36am

Here we go. Rand needs to convince 2/3 of the Kentucky Republican Party’s central committee to approve his lamebrain caucus idea.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:25:29am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:26:20am

nice hat…

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:28:18am

The UK’s Daily Mail has lots more details this morning about that terrorist on the train in Europe yesterday, some highlights:

1. Neither of the US servicemen involved are Marines. The one who was wounded is an airman named Spencer Stone and the other is a Army National Guardsman named Alek Skarlatos.

2. The perp (the article names him, but I won’t) is claiming he was planning to rob the passengers and take hostages for ransom. He’s claiming he’s not a terrorist, but that is likely a lie. He also claims he found the guns in a bag in a Brussels park, which smells as bad as skunk to me.

3. Stone, Skarlatos and their two friends beat the would-be hostage taker unconscious in the course of stopping him. While that is acceptable when dealing with an enemy bent on hostage-taking and murder, If police were caught on video doing the same thing to an ordinary criminal then I am sure Deray McKesson and BLM would have a good bit to same about the matter.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:32:57am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

He also claims he found the guns in a bag in a Brussels park, which smells as bad as skunk to me.

You know, everytime I’m in Brussels, walking through the parks and taking in the scenery, I’m practically tripping over AK47’s. I had to brush a handful of ‘em off the table at a sidewalk patisserie just so I could enjoy my coffee and crepes.

LOLOLOL found them in a bag in the park. What a clown.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:34:30am

re: #130 Dr Lizardo

Guns grow on trees there. ‘Twas the season.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:36:38am

re: #130 Dr Lizardo

You know, everytime I’m in Brussels, walking through the parks and taking in the scenery, I’m practically tripping over AK47’s. I had to brush a handful of ‘em off the table at a sidewalk patisserie just so I could enjoy my coffee and crepes.

LOLOLOL found them in a bag in the park. What a clown.

Where do you stumble all over FNs? Lithuania?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:37:28am

heh

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:38:35am

Meanwhile, in China:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:39:14am
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Dr Lizardo  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:39:17am

re: #132 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Where do you stumble all over FNs? Lithuania?

Luxembourg.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:42:39am

more about the airshow crash in Shoreham:

Shoreham Air Show, Sussex - Plane Crash

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:45:39am
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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:51:17am

re: #13 teleskiguy

LGF has been keeping me from totally losing it after the death of a friend. You people are good people, and coming here seeing all the jokes and the camaraderie has helped immensely. Bless you all!

Just catching up here…sorry to hear about your loss. Peace, brother.

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sagehen  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:53:35am

re: #87 Nyet

Meanwhile a regular Newsmax personality:

“In an interview with the Times of Israel, Dershowitz — who describes himself as a “liberal Democrat” who voted twice for Obama —”

that’s a big enough, obvious enough, lie that I’d have to disregard every other quote in the entire article.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:55:53am

So I see a bunch of anti-France tweets and I’m all what the fuck? Turns out a gunman on a train from Brussels was taken down by some off-duty US military dudes. Good story. Not something worth trashing the French about.

Copy/paste fucking with me so here’s a screengrab. I liked the “muzzle-thumping him in the head” part.

telegraph.co.uk

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 22, 2015 • 7:56:23am

Finally has time to watch the Republican Debate post from earlier in the week. LOL.

Bad Lip Reading

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:00:24am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

3. Stone, Skarlatos and their two friends beat the would-be hostage taker unconscious in the course of stopping him. While that is acceptable when dealing with an enemy bent on hostage-taking and murder, If police were caught on video doing the same thing to an ordinary criminal then I am sure Deray McKesson and BLM would have a good bit to same about the matter.

Dafuq? Talk about gratuitous insulting bullshit.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:03:31am

re: #141 darthstar

So I see a bunch of anti-France tweets and I’m all what the fuck? Turns out a gunman on a train from Brussels was taken down by some off-duty US military dudes. Good story. Not something worth trashing the French about.

Copy/paste fucking with me so here’s a screengrab. I liked the “muzzle-thumping him in the head” part.

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telegraph.co.uk

If the guy had taken the AK-47 and checked the other cars in a train in the US…

a. Depends on whether he was in uniform
b. Depends on the color of his skin
c. Depends on the number of 2nd Amendment nutjobs there are in the other cars

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:05:20am

re: #141 darthstar

So I see a bunch of anti-France tweets and I’m all what the fuck? Turns out a gunman on a train from Brussels was taken down by some off-duty US military dudes. Good story. Not something worth trashing the French about.

Copy/paste fucking with me so here’s a screengrab. I liked the “muzzle-thumping him in the head” part.

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telegraph.co.uk

I agree. Though the train crew should come in for criticism for running to their staffroom and locking the door when the alarm was sounded instead of attempting to help them passengers. But it should also be noted that the man who had the presence of mind to pull the alarm was a French actor named Jean-Hugues Anglade.

But Anglade’s keeping calm and trying to get others to safety will be ignored by Brits and Americans who want to mock the French as “Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys”. Haters gonna hate.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:06:44am

re: #140 sagehen

“In an interview with the Times of Israel, Dershowitz — who describes himself as a “liberal Democrat” who voted twice for Obama —”

that’s a big enough, obvious enough, lie that I’d have to disregard every other quote in the entire article.

You mean, disregard what Dersh says? (Because the quotes themselves are genuine, so they cannot be disregarded in that sense.)

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:08:01am

re: #143 Blind Frog Belly White

Dafuq? Talk about gratuitous insulting bullshit.

Insulting? Not hardly. If cops are shown beating a suspect unconscious, civil rights activists would justly have something sharp to say about that. My mention of BLM was not done with any hostile intent.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:10:42am

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

Insulting? Not hardly. If cops are shown beating a suspect unconscious, civil rights activists would justly have something sharp to say about that. My mention of BLM not done with any hostile intent.

Let me know the next time BLM criticizes police for excessive force in taking down a heavily armed suspect clearly intent on mayhem. That you say that indicates the whole point of BLM has flown over your head.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:10:45am

re: #144 Feline Fearless Leader

If the guy had taken the AK-47 and checked the other cars in a train in the US…

a. Depends on whether he was in uniform
b. Depends on the color of his skin
c. Depends on the number of 2nd Amendment nutjobs there are in the other cars

There are very few places in the US where its legal for civilians to carry a gun on a train. The reason being that the motion of the train throws aim off and makes a “friendly-fire” incident far too likely.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:11:56am

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

Clairvoyance, you are doing it wrong.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:15:38am

Mrs. FBW was tickled to be the object of the Top Comment. ‘My 15 Minutes!’ she said.

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scottslemmons  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:16:56am

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

My mention of BLM not done with any hostile intent.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:16:56am

re: #148 Blind Frog Belly White

I should have made clear that the BLM mention was in reply to Lawhawk’s #104:

So, wait a moment. Let me get this straight.

Three Americans, two of them Marines, manage to disarm a man firing an AK-47 on a train in France, without being armed themselves.

How is that possible?

Cops claim that they have no choice but shoot and kill people - many of them unarmed, because they claim that they felt threatened and therefore are justified in their use of force. This happens practically every single day in the US.

Meanwhile, a man using an AK-47 is subdued by three unarmed people. It really makes you wonder just what law enforcement in the US is taught on how to deal with situations that should otherwise end with a suspect in custody alive but instead end up with far too many in hospitals or the morgue.

And this reply from PhillyPretzel:

Maybe municipal police departments should take a page out of USMC training manual.

I was trying to provide additional facts and describe the situation as atypical. I wasn’t trying to mock or demean anyone.

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vgranucci  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:18:02am

re: #18 Amory Blaine

Trump says he would ‘scare the pope’ with ISIS if he slams capitalism during US visit

Something tells me the Pope won’t scare as easily as the rubes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:18:24am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

3. Stone, Skarlatos and their two friends beat the would-be hostage taker unconscious in the course of stopping him. While that is acceptable when dealing with an enemy bent on hostage-taking and murder, If police were caught on video doing the same thing to an ordinary criminal then I am sure Deray McKesson and BLM would have a good bit to same about the matter.

If that criminal was armed and threatening to shoot people, that would be one thing. If the criminal was jaywalking or selling unlicensed cigarettes, that would be another thing altogether…

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:18:26am

re: #153 Dark_Falcon

There has never been an analogous situation, so what you’re describing is what you think BLM would do, not necessarily what BLM would do

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sagehen  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:24:09am

re: #146 Nyet

You mean, disregard what Dersh says? (Because the quotes themselves are genuine, so they cannot be disregarded in that sense.)

Yes. If that’s how he starts, then every word out of his mouth is suspect.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:24:58am

This is truly embarrassing.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:24:59am

re: #156 Nyet

There has never been an analogous situation, so what you’re describing is what you think BLM would do, not necessarily what BLM would do

True. I was arguing that what happened on that train was an exceptional situation and should not be applied broadly. But I stepped on a social landmine in saying that and got my foot blown off.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:25:48am

re: #157 sagehen

Yes. If that’s how he starts, then every word out of his mouth is suspect.

Why not just legally change his name to ‘Even Liberal Democrat Allan Dershowitz’/

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:26:34am

re: #159 Dark_Falcon

True. I was arguing that what happened on that train was an exceptional situation and should not be applied broadly. But I stepped on a social landmine in saying that and got my foot blown off.

Like making a Curt Cobain joke to the wrong audience…

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:31:50am

re: #161 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Like making a Curt Cobain joke to the wrong audience…

Yep, a lot like that.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:37:04am
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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:38:00am

re: #137 Backwoods_Sleuth

more about the airshow crash in Shoreham:

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Video

Sweet dreams and flying machines
In pieces on the ground.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:39:45am

jeebus, as if the anti-Planned Parenthood rally and the Rand Paul RPK caucus nonsense weren’t enough stupidity in Kentucky today, there’s also this happening right now:

is it too early to start drinking?

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:42:30am

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, as if the anti-Planned Parenthood rally and the Rand Paul RPK caucus nonsense weren’t enough stupidity in Kentucky today, there’s also this happening right now:

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is it too early to start drinking?

Remember when Christians used to just hold family picnics on Saturdays?

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nines09  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:43:23am

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth
Just pick a city and pretend you are there. Never too early…
Maybe if they could only drag out a sinner and stone him or her……

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:43:32am

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, as if the anti-Planned Parenthood rally and the Rand Paul RPK caucus nonsense weren’t enough stupidity in Kentucky today, there’s also this happening right now:

[Embedded content]

is it too early to start drinking?

Please explain to these people the difference between the Sacrament of Holy Matrimony and the legal status of marriage and how they overlap in many areas but are not identical.

On the other hand, don’t waster their breath, these people are inured to arguments, they have Scripture on their side.

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:44:47am

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

Never.

That guy up front has been woed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:47:08am

good grief

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nines09  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:48:31am

re: #169 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Never.

That guy up front has been woed.

Gandalf in a Ten Gallon? Looks normal to me…..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:49:16am

gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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nines09  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:51:21am

re: #172 Backwoods_Sleuth

So huge a crowd no picture can do it justice…..

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:52:07am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:53:30am
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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:54:32am

re: #172 Backwoods_Sleuth

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gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:54:43am

re: #175 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Great White Snark  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:55:06am

re: #110 PhillyPretzel

Maybe municipal police departments should take a page out of USMC training manual.

At least the soldiers were able to stay out of each others way. Thinking of that deadly dog pile on alleged single cig seller Garner. The cops made it impossible to cuff him.

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nines09  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:55:20am

Have a great day all. Off to chores and then chillin. It’s past half past August….Almost a quarter to September. Geeessshh.

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:55:34am

re: #171 nines09

Nah, the guy in the white shirt with the neon scripture signs. I found the Isaiah 5:20 especially ironic. Quite the dick, that one.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:56:25am

re: #175 Backwoods_Sleuth

I am sorry I have the wrong information.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:56:34am

No wonder this deal is giving him so much butt-pucker.

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Mattand  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:56:39am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

3. Stone, Skarlatos and their two friends beat the would-be hostage taker unconscious in the course of stopping him. While that is acceptable when dealing with an enemy bent on hostage-taking and murder, If police were caught on video doing the same thing to an ordinary criminal then I am sure Deray McKesson and BLM would have a good bit to same about the matter.

Oh, bullshit.

Seriously, this “reasoning” is essentially “Cops should be able kill whoever they want if they feel it’s warranted.”

Jesus, dude…

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:57:06am
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nines09  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:57:10am

re: #180 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Nah, the guy in the white shirt with the neon scripture signs. I found the Isaiah 5:20 especially ironic. Quite the dick, that one.

I dare to say they are all dicks. Tend thy own garden and live and let live and all that aside.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:57:41am

That’s called playing offense.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:59:30am

sure it is…

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:59:37am

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, as if the anti-Planned Parenthood rally and the Rand Paul RPK caucus nonsense weren’t enough stupidity in Kentucky today, there’s also this happening right now:

[Embedded content]

is it too early to start drinking?

It is never too early to start drinking.

To all the Kim Davis supporters—fine, she can believe whatever she wants (she and her 4th? 5th? husband can discuss the sanctity of marriage whenever they want to) but if she can’t do her damn job, she needs to go.

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Great White Snark  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:59:44am

re: #182 darthstar

No wonder this deal is giving him so much butt-pucker.

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Idiot. They do not have the capacity to get that job done short of a nuclear attack themselves. They have a madman in office. Edit wondering if that is what he had in mind actually.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:03:11am

re: #189 Great White Snark

Idiot. They do not have the capacity to get that job done short of a nuclear attack themselves. They have a madman in office.

I’m sure he has a rationale…if we invade Iran, the Americans will back us because they have to defend Israel at all costs…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:04:49am

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

Alan Hoyle. He’s not even from Kentucky.
Man Arrested With Gun Outside U.S. Capitol

Lincolnton street preacher won’t back down

More fun stuff about him in the Google machine.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:06:20am
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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:08:15am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

3. Stone, Skarlatos and their two friends beat the would-be hostage taker unconscious in the course of stopping him. While that is acceptable when dealing with an enemy bent on hostage-taking and murder, If police were caught on video doing the same thing to an ordinary criminal then I am sure Deray McKesson and BLM would have a good bit to same about the matter.

Dark? You were giving Wendell grief for a bad joke, but then you go and bad joke your own self. There was no need for you to toss Deray and BLM in your comment other than to dump on them and to rattle the cage of a lot of sympathetic LGFers.

Bad Dark!

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Great White Snark  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:08:37am

re: #190 darthstar

Look at who stopped it. The intel and defense top guys. They know Iran already dug so deep and distributed assets so widely it would be hard for the USAF to get it done. If Iran started raining missiles on Israeli cities I have little doubt Israel would at least threaten a nuclear counter.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:09:51am

So, on a daily basis conservatives are screeching that Obama doesn’t follow the Constitution, but today they are protesting to defend country clerks that are not following the Constitution.

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:10:22am

Back for a moment to my loathing of and disdain for the media. When is the last time they all covered a “Pep Rally” (that’s what CNN called it on their BREAKING NEWS chyron) live during primetime?

Add in the lead-in coverage (nothing more newsworthy than a 1/2 empty stadium and a plane flying over it) and the post-insanity “analysis” and the whole thing took up about 3-4 hours of coverage.

(And I thought “Ass” winning best screenplay in Idiocracy was high farce.)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:10:41am

re: #195 Dr. Matt

So, on a daily basis conservatives are screeching that Obama doesn’t follow the Constitution, but today are protesting to defend country clerks that are not following the Constitution.

Irony left Kentucky a very long time ago.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:11:55am
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Dr. Matt  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:12:43am
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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:15:06am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:15:28am
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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:16:11am

re: #200 darthstar

This was supposed to be the linked tweet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:16:27am

reporters are bored:

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:17:32am

re: #199 Dr. Matt

That story is all over CNN. Then just mentioned that the President is supposed to call them soon.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:19:16am

Go figure…

GotNews.com will be publishing the names of other prominent individuals we have identified in the Ashley Madison hack.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:20:09am

re: #204 PhillyPretzel

That story is all over CNN. Then just mentioned that the President is supposed to call them soon.

Has CNN created a simulation of what went down yet? Wait for it…..

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wrenchwench  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:20:56am

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

reporters are bored:

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I miss Sam’s reporting from Arizona.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:21:42am

re: #206 Dr. Matt

I am going to be going home soon. Some impolite person told me to watch his stuff.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:22:31am

re: #195 Dr. Matt

So, on a daily basis conservatives are screeching that Obama doesn’t follow the Constitution, but today they are protesting to defend country clerks that are not following the Constitution.

Because there is a Higher Law and it says that gays should not marry (it also says that they should be put to death).

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:22:33am
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The War TARDIS  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:22:59am

re: #204 PhillyPretzel

I hope that they will be getting a number of Military awards from France, Belgium, the Netherlands and our government.

And civilian awards for the 3rd guy.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:24:27am

re: #205 Dr. Matt

Go figure…

And his first victim is black…who could have predicted that?

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:26:20am

Ah, the fair…such a great place to bring the fami—

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:26:30am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

#3. You really don’t get it. Over and over again. You just. Don’t. Get. It.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:27:42am
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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:29:11am

re: #211 The War TARDIS

I hope that they will be getting a number of Military awards from France, Belgium, the Netherlands and our government.

And civilian awards for the 3rd guy.

From France and the US, surely. And a distinction of the Legion of Honour in France can be awarded to a civilian as well.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:29:48am

re: #215 darthstar

Iowa just went Jersey on @ChrisChristie. I’ve never seen protesters storm the stage on him in NJ.But that’s exactly what just happened in IA

It is the new way of doing politics: if you are to the left of me on any issue, you are scum and deserve whatever you get!

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:31:23am
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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:31:26am

re: #214 GlutenFreeJesus

re: #193 ObserverArt

re: #183 Mattand

Guys, could you please read on and see my explanation writing that. I can’t change it now, but I wasn’t trying to be an ass.

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Great White Snark  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:31:46am

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

Dark the most powerful protests have been and sadly will continue to be when an unarmed suspect gets beat and or killed. And none of that was reaching for something crap after a demand for ID either.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:31:50am

re: #218 darthstar

Oops! Even better, one of the women was subsequently identified as Laura Loomer, a student at Barry University who illegally videotaped a professor earlier this year in what sounds like a fairly pathetic attempt to frame him for supporting ISIS. The university subsequently suspended Loomer, and the professor filed criminal charges against her.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:33:09am

We are seeing the rise of an irrational anger coming from a large voting block of this country. All the outright lies, fear, and victimhood stemming from the election of a black President with a funny sounding name has lit a fuse. It’s going to get worse, folks. A lot worse, I’m afraid.

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Teukka  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:35:44am

re: #222 GlutenFreeJesus

We are seeing the rise of an irrational anger coming from a large voting block of this country. All the outright lies, fear, and victimhood stemming from the election of a black President with a funny sounding name has lit a fuse. It’s going to get worse, folks. A lot worse, I’m afraid.

Yeah. I just hope a significant number of them wake up and smell the coffee, and see what their party has become, before things go too pear-shaped.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:35:45am

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

But still dude… Happens all the time. Just saying.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:38:25am

re: #222 GlutenFreeJesus

We are seeing the rise of an irrational anger coming from a large voting block of this country. All the outright lies, fear, and victimhood stemming from the election of a black President with a funny sounding name has lit a fuse. It’s going to get worse, folks. A lot worse, I’m afraid.

My Worst Case Scenario:

Trump runs 3rd party.

Clinton wins in electoral college, but does not get a clear majority of popular votes

and not a single electoral vote in the south

1860 all over again!!!

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:38:33am

re: #224 GlutenFreeJesus

But still dude… Happens all the time. Just saying.

I’m trying, GFJ, but its an issue I’ve come late to and in this case I shouldn’t have brought it up at all.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:39:07am

re: #226 Dark_Falcon

Keep going. :)

There’s hope for you yet.

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darthstar  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:39:35am
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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:40:04am

re: #225 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

He won’t have to run third party.

Being an asshole is working for him.

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Ace-o-aces  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:40:24am

re: #212 darthstar

And his first victim is black…who could have predicted that?

Now, now, Upchuck will happily defend black guys as long as their victims are women lying bitches.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:41:52am

re: #229 GlutenFreeJesus

He won’t have to run third party.

Being an asshole is working for him.

You are probably right, and the GOP is going to have to choose between the devil and deep blue sea.

Who ever thought that when fascism came to America, it would be wearing a dead animal on its head?

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Teukka  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:44:07am

re: #231 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

You are probably right, and the GOP is going to have to choose between the devil and deep blue sea.

Who ever thought that when fascism came to America, it would be wearing a dead animal on its head?

Wasn’t it supposed to be wrapped in a flag and holding a cross?

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KGxvi  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:45:31am

re: #225 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Trump running third party would probably give Clinton a better chance of winning some southern states. The main reason is that Trump would take a disproportionate number of votes from the GOP nominee but not from the Democratic nominee. Basically, all those states that Obama lost in the 60-40 range end up being in play

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:45:43am

re: #232 Teukka

Don’t be silly. Anything goes now. Have to “Put the white back in the White House” ya know…

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danarchy  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:46:43am

re: #229 GlutenFreeJesus

He won’t have to run third party.

Being an asshole is working for him.

I still think 25-30% is his ceiling and as other candidates drop out the GOP will coalesce around one of the other candidates. Granted that 25-30% is probably the most vocal and fiery part of the republican base. With all the superpac money floating around lots of the candidates will hang out a lot longer than they normally would which is the only thing I think can give Trump a chance. Keeping the other votes diluted.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:47:06am

re: #228 darthstar

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Christie doesn’t rattle easily, which is a good thing.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:47:15am

re: #197 Backwoods_Sleuth

Irony left Kentucky a very long time ago.

Yes, long ago…. I had a 4th great grand half-uncle who worked at an iron forge in Kentucky almost 200 years ago, and that’s way back then and I don’t think these days they work on …. oh… wait… you said irony… my bad.

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KGxvi  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:48:38am

re: #235 danarchy

According to the polls where they ask for second choice preferences, Trump leads in that category too. Meaning his ceiling is probably closer to 40% in the primary. Which is probably enough to win anything other than a head to head race

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:48:56am

re: #225 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

My Worst Case Scenario:

Trump runs 3rd party.

Clinton wins in electoral college, but does not get a clear majority of popular votes

and not a single electoral vote in the south

1860 all over again!!!

I think it’s more likely either Trump will be the GOP nominee, or he’ll flame out, leaving all the rest of them so damaged that Clinton wins in a landslide or near-landslide Popular Vote, but Republican State Legislatures hand out their Electoral Votes by Legislative District, tilting the EV exactly the other way. What happens then? I don’t know. There should have been 100 million people out in the street every day until the coup of 2000 was overturned, but there wasn’t.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:50:24am

It’s not about the party, it’s ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:50:32am

re: #239 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

There should have been 100 million people out in the street every day until the coup of 2000 was overturned, but there wasn’t.

Because nobody really liked Al Gore, even the folks who voted for him…

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:51:06am

re: #235 danarchy

I still think 25-30% is his ceiling and as other candidates drop out the GOP will coalesce around one of the other candidates. Granted that 25-30% is probably the most vocal and fiery part of the republican base. With all the superpac money floating around lots of the candidates will hang out a lot longer than they normally would which is the only thing I think can give Trump a chance. Keeping the other votes diluted.

You may be right about the ceiling on Trump’s support. If that support stays at the Trump or Else level he could extract some interesting quid pro quos for blessing the obvious nominee at the convention.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:51:22am

re: #239 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Some significant share of the GOP nominating votes are not won in first ballots (or caucuses). It doesn’t matter how many states Trump scores, in the end the institution will not pick him to be the GOP candidate.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:51:59am

The Republican Party of Kentucky is willing to sell the election.
It’s just a matter of how much and how soon Rand has to pay up.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:52:25am

re: #235 danarchy

Big thing is motivation. There just isn’t much on the DNC side, regardless of any reasons.

Turnout of rational people next year is going to be low. I hope I’m wrong, but everything I’m seeing just doesn’t bode well for this country’s future.

I’m going to do all I can to get people to vote, however. Not giving up, but reality is setting in. Just wish the election was over with already. I can handle these crazies flapping their jaws were an election not just around the corner. ;)

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:53:30am

re: #240 Backwoods_Sleuth

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It’s not about the party, it’s ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

Well, now that they’re fortified from their religious liberty pandering break, I’m sure they’ll do the right thing.

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danarchy  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:54:00am

re: #239 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I think it’s more likely either Trump will be the GOP nominee, or he’ll flame out, leaving all the rest of them so damaged that Clinton wins in a landslide or near-landslide Popular Vote, but Republican State Legislatures hand out their Electoral Votes by Legislative District, tilting the EV exactly the other way. What happens then? I don’t know. There should have been 100 million people out in the street every day until the coup of 2000 was overturned, but there wasn’t.

If I am not mistaken the most comprehensive after the fact study done showed even had the recounts Gore requested gone forward Bush would have won…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:54:31am

re: #246 BeachDem

Well, now that they’re fortified from their religious liberty pandering break, I’m sure they’ll do the right thing.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:55:24am

re: #247 danarchy

If I am not mistaken the most comprehensive after the fact study done showed even had the recounts Gore requested gone forward Bush would have won…

That is what I remember too. I suppose I could Google it but I’m too lazy… but that’s what I remember the post-count analyses showed.

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Dark_Falcon  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:55:31am

Deleted as Unneeded.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:55:33am
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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:56:03am

re: #248 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Add in his snark about what the color of smoke would indicate, and they’re REALLY smokin’

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:56:34am

re: #239 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I think it’s more likely either Trump will be the GOP nominee, or he’ll flame out, leaving all the rest of them so damaged that Clinton wins in a landslide or near-landslide Popular Vote, but Republican State Legislatures hand out their Electoral Votes by Legislative District, tilting the EV exactly the other way. What happens then? I don’t know. There should have been 100 million people out in the street every day until the coup of 2000 was overturned, but there wasn’t.

There were protests. I was in some of them. Few were even mentioned in the media. At the time I thought it was because the highjacking of a presidential election was unthinkable. Therefore, it wasn’t highjacked and someone is always protesting about something anyway.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:57:30am

I am sorry about my statement #208. As I stated a very impolite person told me to watch his stuff. I had to get away from him before I did something I would regret. I really hate it when people sitting next to you automatically assume you will do what they want. At least that person left the area.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:58:10am
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 9:58:55am

re: #255 De Kolta Chair

nice crossed eyes. //

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KGxvi  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:00:33am

re: #239 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Are there enough blue/purple states with Republican controlled legislatures to actually swing the electoral college like that? Obviously, the big blue states won’t change (that’s where the most help would come from), nor would the big red states (that would cause the most damage).

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:02:26am

re: #257 KGxvi

I believe that since 2000 some states have changed their laws regarding their electoral college representatives, but I can’t tell you what they are off the top of my head.

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stpaulbear  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:03:54am

re: #253 Higgs Boson’s Mate

There were protests. I was in some of them. Few were even mentioned in the media. At the time I thought it was because the highjacking of a presidential election was unthinkable. Therefore, it wasn’t highjacked and someone is always protesting about something anyway.

The protests that got covered by the media were the ‘Brooks Brothers Riots’ staged by conservatives to unnerve the people in charge of assessing the ballots.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:04:09am

re: #257 KGxvi

Are there enough blue/purple states with Republican controlled legislatures to actually swing the electoral college like that? Obviously, the big blue states won’t change (that’s where the most help would come from), nor would the big red states (that would cause the most damage).

There’s Wisconsin, of course. Michigan? Ohio?They wouldn’t be threatening it if they didn’t think it would work.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:05:58am

I would be in favor of altering the Electoral College laws: namely that it would kick in only if no single candidate gains a clear majority of the popular vote.

Of course, that would not have helped in 2000, Gore only had a plurality.

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danarchy  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:06:11am

re: #257 KGxvi

Are there enough blue/purple states with Republican controlled legislatures to actually swing the electoral college like that? Obviously, the big blue states won’t change (that’s where the most help would come from), nor would the big red states (that would cause the most damage).

If even just wisconsin and ohio did, it could make a big difference. I don’t think it will happen and even if it did it would get tied up in court until after the next election. Usually voting and electoral changes can’t be made for imminent elections, the courts probably wouldn’t allow any changes to take place until after the cycle.

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Mattand  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:06:15am

re: #257 KGxvi

Are there enough blue/purple states with Republican controlled legislatures to actually swing the electoral college like that? Obviously, the big blue states won’t change (that’s where the most help would come from), nor would the big red states (that would cause the most damage).

Don’t be so sure about the blue states. My town, which generally leans Dem, got kicked out of our mostly GOP congressional district when a Democrat won in 2008. After the Tea Baggers kicked him out in 2010, the next order of business was to send us packing as well.

This is in allegedly blue state NJ.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:07:42am
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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:15:13am

More on those “planned” Israeli strikes on Iran.

cnn.com

One part really stuck out at me:

“The Iranians have a long tradition of deceiting and defying the whole world,” he said. “So we are a little bit skeptical.”

Someone tell me how Israel got their nukes…

Thankfully, Netenyahu didn’t get what he wanted.

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:16:27am

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

Guys, could you please read on and see my explanation writing that. I can’t change it now, but I wasn’t trying to be an ass.

Dark…you should have known you’d get some static for posting that. The question is really why didn’t you think of that before posting?

That is why I said you were doing it to rattle “our” cages knowing how much Deray and BLM has been discussed around here.

And to my original point…you didn’t like the Cobain joke because it had to do with a suicide. Well, the BLM movement is all about Black people that have been killed by the hands of police. They didn’t even get a choice…the choice Cobain had.

Apology accepted…this time.

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:19:38am

re: #231 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

You are probably right, and the GOP is going to have to choose between the devil and deep blue sea.

Who ever thought that when fascism came to America, it would be wearing a dead animal on its head?

Hmmm. Are fascists identified by how they wear their hair…both on their head and face?

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:20:15am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:21:04am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:21:41am

heh

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:22:33am

RPK central committee members apparently don’t want Rand to know how they really feel, individually.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:23:16am

re: #270 Backwoods_Sleuth

I can’t really follow this.

Last I read, in KY someone can’t run for more than one office at a time, right?

So the law would have to be changed, no?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:24:16am

re: #272 freetoken

I can’t really follow this.

Last I read, in KY someone can’t run for more than one office at a time, right?

So the law would have to be changed, no?

The RPK is considering changing the primary method from voting booth to caucus, but just for the presidential primary.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:24:44am

re: #273 Backwoods_Sleuth

The RPK is considering changing the primary method from voting booth to caucus, but just for the presidential primary.

So, why is that a big deal?

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Alyosha  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:25:16am

re: #265 GlutenFreeJesus

More on those “planned” Israeli strikes on Iran.

cnn.com

One part really stuck out at me:

Someone tell me how Israel got their nukes…

Thankfully, Netenyahu didn’t get what he wanted.

Is it cynicism speaking if I wonder at the possibility of Bibi ordering military action against Iran when the Senate approves of the agreement?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:25:55am

re: #274 freetoken

So, why is that a big deal?

Rand Paul is paying for it.
As a Republican in Kentucky, it pisses me off to no end that the RPK is actually considering taking away my right to vote.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:26:38am

re: #276 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ok.

But now, isn’t there still the problem of Paul running for two offices at the same time?

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#FergusonFireside  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:27:20am

re: #273 Backwoods_Sleuth

The RPK is considering changing the primary method from voting booth to caucus, but just for the presidential primary.

What is the $$ factor though?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:27:49am

re: #276 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rand Paul is paying for it.
As a Republican in Kentucky, it pisses me off to no end that the RPK is actually considering taking away my right to vote.

As a Republican anywhere, you should be pissed off at what that party has become.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:27:49am

re: #277 freetoken

Ok.

But now, isn’t there still the problem of Paul running for two offices at the same time?

Only if his name would appear in two places on the ballot. The caucus would avoid that little problem, at least for the primary.

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:28:14am

re: #263 Mattand

Don’t be so sure about the blue states. My town, which generally leans Dem, got kicked out of our mostly GOP congressional district when a Democrat won in 2008. After the Tea Baggers kicked him out in 2010, the next order of business was to send us packing as well.

This is in allegedly blue state NJ.

There’s a bill afoot in Michigan about it—guess who two of the sponsors are? Those sexual shenanigan kids, creepy Todd Coursor and his gal pal, Cindy Gamrat.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:28:24am

Why doesn’t Paul skip the process and just self-certify the damn thing?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:28:34am

re: #278 #FergusonFireside

What is the $$ factor though?

$400,000-$500,000, they estimate.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:29:35am

re: #280 Backwoods_Sleuth

Only if his name would appear in two places on the ballot. The caucus would avoid that little problem, at least for the primary.

Thanks. Now it makes more sense. So Paul can be on the ballot for the Senate nomination, and still participate in a special caucus.

Clever, by too much I think, for Paul to try this tactic.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:29:48am

re: #282 De Kolta Chair

Why doesn’t Paul skip the process and just self-certify the damn thing?

He already said this morning that if the RPK doesn’t approve the caucus, he’ll just bypass Kentucky in the primary and only run in 49 states.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:29:53am

re: #282 De Kolta Chair

Because that would be obviously tampering with the vote. This way it looks like an actual vote that will come out in his favor.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:31:32am

re: #279 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

As a Republican anywhere, you should be pissed off at what that party has become.

I am, but I live in a Republican/Libertarian stronghold so all local and state elections are decided in the Republican primary.
Always.
I stay a Republican so I can do my part in keeping the loonies at bay.

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Kragar  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:33:36am
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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:35:02am

re: #288 Kragar

Trump stole their gimmick.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:35:18am

re: #275 Alyosha

Nope. In fact it’s a real concern.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:35:42am

Afternoon Lizardim.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:35:51am

re: #275 Alyosha

Is it cynicism speaking if I wonder at the possibility of Bibi ordering military action against Iran when the Senate approves of the agreement?

Bibi strikes me as being cynical enough to do just that in order to force us into a confrontation with Iran. The rest of the developed world is hastening to build trade with them in anticipation of a ratified treaty. Bibi has to get his war on before normal diplomatic and trade relations between Iran and the rest of the world become the status quo.

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Nyet  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:38:22am

re: #292 Higgs Boson’s Mate

If Bibi starts a war, he should fight it alone.

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Alyosha  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:39:56am

re: #290 GlutenFreeJesus

re: #292 Higgs Boson’s Mate

My own thoughts have centered around the Nixon Madman Strategy. At this point his entire legacy is the Iran spectre. It’s a Heidegger’s Wildcard.
Is it still in the deck or what?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:43:20am

hmmmmm, interesting:

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Alyosha  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:44:14am

re: #294 Alyosha

My own thoughts have centered around the Nixon Madman Strategy. At this point his entire legacy is the Iran spectre. It’s a Heidegger’s Wildcard.
Is it still in the deck or what?

I’m almost certain I meant ‘Schrodinger’s Wildcard.’

… or am I?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:44:24am
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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:44:24am

re: #294 Alyosha

It’s a Heidegger’s Wildcard.
Is it still in the deck or what?

Your last two sentences made a nice ending for a Beatnik poem so I took the liberty of rearranging them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:44:44am

re: #297 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That does it.
Where’s the Scotch bottle?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:45:13am
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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:46:04am

re: #300 Backwoods_Sleuth

Any reason a fucking fighter jet would be making a low run over Germantown right now…

Trump rented the Air Force?

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:46:38am

re: #297 Backwoods_Sleuth

Do all of our military’s movements have to be made public? I mean, I understand being alarmed, but they can pretty much fly wherever, whenever, for any damn reason they please.

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:47:09am

re: #297 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is every fighter jet supposed to come with an explanation?

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:48:15am

re: #280 Backwoods_Sleuth

Only if his name would appear in two places on the ballot. The caucus would avoid that little problem, at least for the primary.

This all goes to show how much a rat Rand really is. He takes artist’s material to use in his campaign. He has been guilty a couple times of lifting text from Wiki and other places to use. And now he wants to rework a way around Kentucky election law.

Rand Paul has the ethics of a criminal. Only difference he manages to wear a suit. Oh wait…that would make him a con man. Which is what he is. And, he’s a dirtbag at that too.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:48:31am

re: #303 jaunte

Is every fighter jet supposed to come with an explanation?

Great minds, etc., etc.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:48:37am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:48:47am

re: #303 jaunte

Is every fighter jet supposed to come with an explanation?

When they make low passes, it always raises eyebrows.
I do wonder why Blue Grass Airport in Lexington is closed without explanation.

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:49:12am

re: #307 Backwoods_Sleuth

JADE HELM!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:49:25am

re: #308 jaunte

JADE HELM!!!

:D

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Alyosha  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:50:13am

re: #303 jaunte

Is every fighter jet supposed to come with an explanation?

Oh how we pine for the halcyon days of ante-Jade Helm.

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:50:22am

re: #285 Backwoods_Sleuth

He already said this morning that if the RPK doesn’t approve the caucus, he’ll just bypass Kentucky in the primary and only run in 49 states.

What??? Does he think he has a chance?

Damn, talk about egotistic. He can’t see the reality in his current numbers. No one wants you Rand. No one!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:50:27am

Must be practice day.

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:51:54am
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:52:16am

re: #287 Backwoods_Sleuth

I am, but I live in a Republican/Libertarian stronghold so all local and state elections are decided in the Republican primary.
Always.
I stay a Republican so I can do my part in keeping the loonies at bay.

I see, I am also a registered Republican in AZ, but only to vote against loonies in the primary. I do not consider myself one by any means.

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:52:40am

re: #289 freetoken

Trump stole their gimmick.

He outdicked them both.

My new word…outdicked. Kind of like outwitted but all done by using a different human organ.

/

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:52:48am

re: #302 thedopefishlives

Do all of our military’s movements have to be made public? I mean, I understand being alarmed, but they can pretty much fly wherever, whenever, for any damn reason they please.

A person might even consider being annoyed by the noise yet comforted by the fact that our military can be deployed so quickly should the terrorist/not-White people uprising suddenly break out nearby.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:52:48am
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Alyosha  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:53:23am

re: #309 Backwoods_Sleuth

:D

If that were a quickdraw, I’d be already gathering a good host of flies.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:53:50am

re: #317 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sneaky ninja basement kitteh.

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BeachDem  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:55:08am

re: #288 Kragar

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Meanwhile, while Trump was sucking up major oxygen, Ted Cruz was holding a religious freedom rally in Des Moines, which, supposedly attracted 2,500. (CNN, for some odd reason, describes them as men, women and young children. )

The Trump event, I believe, was thrown together in a few days/weeks, right?

The Cruz campaign swung big on the rally: The heavily promoted event was advertised on television and radio, and announced over a month in advance, rare for a campaign event.

THREE HOURS of Ted—nope, no way.

CNN, with their usual astute analysis, posits:

Friday’s high-profile rally showed the Cruz campaign’s commitment to the first-in-the-nation caucus state, where his team will need to perform well and the evangelical vote could be key to securing a win. Cruz faces competition for the evangelical vote from Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, and Scott Walker.

cnn.com

Hmm, no mention of the elephant hairball in the room…

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ObserverArt  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:56:33am

re: #299 Backwoods_Sleuth

That does it.
Where’s the Scotch bottle?

That doesn’t sound good Sleuth.

A Scotch bottle sounds like an empty.

A Bottle of Scotch sounds like there is still content.

For your sake, I hope there is some Scotch left.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:57:59am

jeebus

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 10:58:45am

re: #322 Backwoods_Sleuth

Seven dead, more than a dozen injured.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:00:18am

re: #313 jaunte

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ROLFMAO—thank you, you just made my day!

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:00:49am

re: #324 CuriousLurker

Mystery squiggles.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:02:32am

re: #322 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

Funny, a friend had just written to me the other day commenting on how many airshows there were to see in Europe. I replied that I had never been to one, probably because of what happened at the Rammstein Airbase Air Show disaster of 1988…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:03:04am

re: #313 jaunte

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needs mohr dildos to be an ISIS sign…

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:06:04am

On the climate change front, this just happened:

The Islamic community became the latest to reaffirm a duty of stewardship on Tuesday, when prominent Muslims from 20 countries urged all 1.6 billion followers of the Prophet Muhammad to “set in motion a new model of well-being.”

In the 8-page declaration, signed at a gathering in Istanbul, Turkey, religious leaders including the Grand Muftis of Lebanon and Uganda issued an urgent message to madrasses and mosques worldwide.

To avoid “ending life as we know it,” they called for “a rapid phase-out of fossil fuels,” which scientists blame for global warming. They also urged a swift transition to “100% renewable energy” by mid-century.

msnbc.com

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The War TARDIS  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:06:59am

re: #306 Charles Johnson

An expired potato.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:07:12am

re: #328 Dr Lizardo

On the climate change front, this just happened:

msnbc.com

In other words, every time we build a solar cell, the terrorists win.

/

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The War TARDIS  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:07:46am

re: #328 Dr Lizardo

The last paragraph is the strongest language I have ever heard against Global Warming.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:09:29am

I’ll be sitting here holding my breath in anticipation.

Oh, wait…nope.

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wrenchwench  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:09:37am

Another sticker in addition to the one pictured.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:10:31am

The aircraft that crashed at the Shoreham Airshow was a Hawker Hunter. The Hunter is a British design that entered service in 1954. The Hunter was a front line aircraft in its time. The aircraft’s engine reflects the limitations of jet engine technology in its era.

That said, the Hawker is neither decrepit nor incapable. This would not be the first time that a pilot finished a low altitude loop underground.

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No Depression  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:10:45am

re: #293 Nyet

If Bibi starts a war, he should fight it alone.

If it was up to me, I’d take it one step further if he pulled a stunt like that. I would cut off all military aid to Israel until Bibi resigns as PM. We need to remind Israel that they’re the client in this relationship.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:11:37am

So the Lizardim ought to be pleased with this. Mrs. Fish and I are embarking on a Dr. Who adventure, thanks to Netflix. Time to let my geek flag fly!

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:12:19am

re: #335 No Depression

If it was up to me, I’d take it one step further if he pulled a stunt like that. I would cut off all military aid to Israel until Bibi resigns as PM. We need to remind Israel that they’re the client in this relationship.

But, but, but, Bibi’s “Let’s you and him fight,” strategy has worked out so well for us in Iraq.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:13:24am

heh

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:13:48am

re: #333 wrenchwench

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Another sticker in addition to the one pictured.

“This religious text contains material on virgin birth and resurrection of the dead. These are myths and allegories, not actual events. This book should be approached with an open mind.

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wrenchwench  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:15:00am

re: #338 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

[Embedded content]

Babeu in uniform:

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jaunte  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:15:10am

“…Paul is left with one option if he doesn’t want to drop out of either race: moving the Kentucky presidential vote. Even if he has to pay for it himself.

In a letter to the state party earlier this month, Paul laid out his pitch in simple terms: He wants the date of the vote moved up, and he’s offering a pile of money to do it. Specifically, Paul promised his campaign would foot the estimated bill of $450,000 to $500,000, starting with an immediate payment, even though the money wasn’t immediately needed.”

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:15:11am

re: #335 No Depression

If it was up to me, I’d take it one step further if he pulled a stunt like that. I would cut off all military aid to Israel until Bibi resigns as PM. We need to remind Israel that they’re the client in this relationship.

I’d be a little more restrained than that, but there’s no doubt that Bibi feels emboldened because he knows (or assumes) that we’ll back him in any damn-fool venture he embarks on. That needs to change.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:15:31am

re: #336 thedopefishlives

Going through the classic era, I think the Brigadier is an awesome Companion. Top 10 in fact.

I am sad that Nicholas Courtney died. I would have loved to see the Brig dealing with the 12th and Clara. Or the 11th, Amy, Rory, and River.

First because it would be like having to deal with 2 Doctors at the same time, 2nd because of the family shenanigans.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:15:34am

RPK apparently trying to avoid the appearance of selling the nomination to Rand.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:17:58am

I’m getting whiplash now

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:19:13am

LOL!

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:21:38am

re: #326 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Funny, a friend had just written to me the other day commenting on how many airshows there were to see in Europe. I replied that I had never been to one, probably because of what happened at the Rammstein Airbase Air Show disaster of 1988…

I’m reluctant to go to airshows because I can still vividly recall Czech TV showing the unexpurgated video of the 2002 Sknyliv air show disaster. Horrific stuff, to put it mildly. Nightmare fuel.

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The War TARDIS  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:30:47am

re: #343 The War TARDIS

Speaking of which, Jenna Coleman is going to be in Dallas in October. I want to say hi, and thank her Series 7.5. That, especially the episode “The Name of the Doctor,” pulled me out of a depression.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:33:57am

indeed

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:35:25am
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:35:36am

re: #349 Backwoods_Sleuth

indeed

Trumps not about hate just preserving the once great country! This country will collapse over next dozen years.

so we have to destroy everything it stands for in order to save it!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:36:37am

re: #351 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

so we have to destroy everything it stands for in order to save it!

And I’ve been hearing that (insert random number of years) before it all collapses for at least the last 50 years.

353
FormerDirtDart  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:37:01am

A (once) thriving economy, free of burdensome government regulations

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:43:17am

seen on Facebook.
smh

m.snopes.com

Origins: Mid-August 2015 saw the circulation of the meme displayed above, one reporting that the moon will “inexplicably duplicate 37 times and will be visible from Earth” on 5 September 2015, an event that will not recur until the year 2274.

This is one of those items that even we didn’t think would require debunking, but so many readers have since inquired about it that we have to take a stab at explaining it:

good grief, people are stupid.

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No Depression  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:46:51am

re: #354 Backwoods_Sleuth

seen on Facebook.
smh

Embedded Image

m.snopes.com

good grief, people are stupid.

I was looking for the Clickhole watermark on that image. I never found it.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:50:44am

re: #313 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Definitely NOT a “Ron Paul 2008” yard sign.

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De Kolta Chair  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:53:54am

re: #354 Backwoods_Sleuth

good grief, people are stupid.

Reminds me of a song — Wendell Austin’s LSD Made A Wreck of Me

Wendell Austin…LSD (made a wreck of me).wmv

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:55:35am

The GOP presidential nomination in Kentucky is definitely for sale:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:56:32am

Wondering if the Koch brothers can be bothered to outbid Rand for our eight electoral votes.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:57:00am

re: #358 Backwoods_Sleuth

The GOP presidential nomination is definitely for sale:

[Embedded content]

So, pretty much standard operating procedure for the GOP. Rotten to the core, the lot of ‘em.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:58:32am

re: #360 thedopefishlives

So, pretty much standard operating procedure for the GOP. Rotten to the core, the lot of ‘em.

oh yeah…this just happened:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 11:59:21am

O. M.G.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:00:14pm

re: #362 Backwoods_Sleuth

O. M.G.

[Embedded content]

I’m laughing at the fact that Rand had to literally buy the electoral votes from his own home state. Holy shit, that guy has security issues.

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:01:06pm

re: #362 Backwoods_Sleuth

This has the makings of a fine Broadway musical.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:02:31pm

It is beyond stunning that Rand Paul is being allowed to vote on allowing him to buy a caucus.

Good thing I have another unopened bottle of Scotch.
Imma gonna need it.

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freetoken  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:03:20pm

re: #365 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’ve got to believe that Trump will make fun of this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:06:21pm

re: #366 freetoken

I’ve got to believe that Trump will make fun of this.

oh, indeed he will!

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wrenchwench  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:06:43pm

re: #364 Higgs Boson’s Mate

This has the makings of a fine Broadway musical Page.

Just a suggestion for the Sleuth.

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thedopefishlives  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:06:50pm

re: #365 Backwoods_Sleuth

It is beyond stunning that Rand Paul is being allowed to vote on allowing him to buy a caucus.

Good thing I have another unopened bottle of Scotch.
Imma gonna need it.

The secret caucus question: “Is Rand Paul the sneakiest, suavest, most debonair sunofabitch to come out of Kentucky?”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:07:14pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:07:39pm

re: #368 wrenchwench

Just a suggestion for the Sleuth.

I’m just waiting to see how it all falls out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:09:01pm

yep, irony can be found nowhere in Kentucky…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:10:04pm

Sekrit ballot voting starts now!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:17:24pm

oh, dear:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:18:10pm

I’m clueless, aren’t you?
:D

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:32:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 12:33:15pm

well, shit

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:15:34pm
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William Lewis  Aug 22, 2015 • 1:40:26pm

re: #334 Higgs Boson’s Mate

The aircraft that crashed at the Shoreham Airshow was a Hawker Hunter. The Hunter is a British design that entered service in 1954. The Hunter was a front line aircraft in its time. The aircraft’s engine reflects the limitations of jet engine technology in its era.

That said, the Hawker is neither decrepit nor incapable. This would not be the first time that a pilot finished a low altitude loop underground.

“controlled flight into terrain” I believe is the current phrase.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 22, 2015 • 2:00:39pm
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Eventual Carrion  Aug 22, 2015 • 8:30:14pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus, as if the anti-Planned Parenthood rally and the Rand Paul RPK caucus nonsense weren’t enough stupidity in Kentucky today, there’s also this happening right now:

[Embedded content]

is it too early to start drinking?

They’re always shoving their religion down my throat.


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