Podcast o’ the Day: The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show, 9/15/15

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Today’s podcast program includes:

President Sleep Tape: Kanye West Has a SuperPAC Now; Donald Trump Coming Out of Your Ears; Ben Carson is Catching Up with Trump; Mark Halperin and Conventional Wisdom; The CNN Debate; Chris Christie Slams John Kerry; Kim Davis is the Clerk of Constant Drama; Obama Says College Students Shouldn’t Be Coddled; Twitter vs Matt Damon; and much more.

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Mattand  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:07:18am
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:07:52am

re: #1 Mattand

Oh, but it’s not like any of them have ever shot up a diner…

…

…oh wait.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:11:37am

re: #1 Mattand

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Nailed the hypocrisy of the issue.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:12:16am
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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:12:25am

If Ahmed were a white kid named Andrew who brought in a gun and was even reprimanded, the RWNJs would be calling him a victim.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:17:25am

GAH!!

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:18:29am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

They owe that kid an apology. They really do. Not just the police department but the school too.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:19:10am

They are saying he was uncooperative by simply telling them what it was. Jeebus!

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:19:11am

re: #6 Jenner7

We attempted to question the juvenile about what it was and he would simply only tell us that it was a clock.

“He refused to explain what the big hand and the little hand meant and why the red hand kept moving around so fast while the other two were so slow…”

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:19:47am

re: #9 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

“We had to arrest him to prevent an escapement!”

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:20:06am

re: #6 Jenner7

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:21:01am

re: #11 WhatEVs

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Reminds me of early Arrested Development.
Who is this Hermano?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:22:25am

“He told us it tells time. We were trying to figure out if time was a codword for a bomb.” I am sorry but I really got no patience for these cops. They handled this terribly and then try to act portray the kid as uncooperative when he in fact was telling them the truth.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:22:36am

He says it better than I could….

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:22:38am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

My first thought on seeing the picture of that poor excuse for an LEO?

Isn’t it tragic when cousins marry?

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Franklin  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:22:45am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

Why does that officer look like he is trying to grow the mustache of a 12 year old?

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wrenchwench  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:23:06am

Juvenile refuses to explain ‘time’ to Irving, TX, officers. Officers miss lunch.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:23:28am

WHAT IN THE UTTER FUCK

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:24:27am

Meanwhile…

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:24:36am

AND DANA GUNSPLAINING WHAT IS TEH MOAR IMPORTANTS==>

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It's on his hat!  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:24:50am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

Cue John Goodman.

“Is this your homework, LarryAhmed?”

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Franklin  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:25:00am

re: #18 The Vicious Babushka

WHAT IN THE UTTER FUCK

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So the police and Mayor are saying race played no part in this. But scrotumwder says it’s no big deal anyway.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:25:22am

re: #18 The Vicious Babushka

WHAT IN THE UTTER FUCK

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It’s a public school in Texas not an airport in Israel you stupid twit.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:26:24am
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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:26:51am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

AND DANA GUNSPLAINING WHAT IS TEH MOAR IMPORTANTS==>

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Dana FFS stop making everything about how people with guns are made out to be victims. As for the pop tart incident, yes that was crap, but was the kid arrested? And as for the NRA shirts, schools are within their rights to ban images with weapons on them. That includes your precious and pathetic NRA. They would ban a shirt of Che with an AK as well.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:27:38am
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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:27:51am

re: #18 The Vicious Babushka

WHAT IN THE UTTER FUCK

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In Israel, they have smart people do the interviews.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:27:52am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Meanwhile…

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Does this mean he got his DUI wrecked car back from the body shop?

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:28:07am

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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TImothy McVeigh is a white guy like me, yet somehow I am not seen as suspicious just because I am a white guy. Hmmm that just may be the white privilege that you conservatives are so convinced isn’t real. And again, he had asked his teacher for permission.

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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:29:12am

Raving Freakazoid Nut Sandwich is off his meds again:

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:30:00am

re: #30 Lidane

Raving Freakazoid Nut Sandwich is off his meds again:

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He needs to see someone about his fantasies.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:30:43am
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Dr Lizardo  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:31:47am

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry on this one:

Reports about the refugees flocking to the Czech Republic are spreading a panic due to which Czechs are increasingly tipping the police about false refugees roaming the country, daily Právo writes today.

Some Czechs have told the police that the refugees are in potatoes fields or building a bunker, Právo writes.

However, these are mostly migrant workers from EU countries, it adds.

See, it’s this:

On September 10, a similar case occurred in Nové Strašecí, central Bohemia. An anonymous phoned the police, saying that a group of refugees was at a bus stop. Due to the large number of the persons in question, two police patrols were sent there, Právo writes.

“It eventually turned out that these were 24 employees from Slovakia who came to pick hops to the region,” a local police officer has told the paper.

The dark color of skin has caused that three footballers playing for the Mladá Boleslav first league club were mistaken for refugees, Právo writes.

This however, really did make me laugh:

The panic has also spread online. A hoax appeared on Facebook, claiming that Islamization has reached the Czech Republic.

Referring to the “reliable sources from the Education Ministry,” it said that Czech first graders would have to learn compulsorily Arabic numerals as of this year.

The seemingly innocent joke was widely misunderstood and provoked a stormy reaction. Some Internet users only hours later grasped that Europe has been using Arabic numerals for centuries, Právo writes.

Welcome to mass hysteria.

praguepost.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:32:30am
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aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:33:24am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

He wouldn’t reveal his contacts in his Jihadi cell./

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:33:44am

re: #33 Dr Lizardo

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry on this one:

See, it’s this:

This however, really did make me laugh:

Welcome to mass hysteria.

praguepost.com

Seems idiocy on this sort of thing isn’t limited to just Americans. Did you see though by the way that Croatia’s PM is welcoming the refugees and condemning his Hungarian counterpart? I was glad to see that especially considering Croatia’s past.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:33:45am

re: #13 HappyWarrior

“He told us it tells time. We were trying to figure out if time was a codword for a bomb.” I am sorry but I really got no patience for these cops. They handled this terribly and then try to act portray the kid as uncooperative when he in fact was telling them the truth.

I think the cops were pissed off that this kid is clearly more intelligent than the whole police department.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:33:45am

re: #33 Dr Lizardo

Some Internet users only hours later grasped that Europe has been using Arabic numerals for centuries

This news may not yet have reached Irving, Texas.

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lawhawk  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:33:50am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Plea for help? Help in drowning his sorrows? An admission that he’s drunk like a skunk most of the time? That he’s looking forward to incorporating choice quotes from Mein Kampf into his screeds?

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:34:04am

tcot is overflowing with Teh Stupids. Must be a Day ending in day.

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Dr Lizardo  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:34:22am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

Seems idiocy on this sort of thing isn’t limited to just Americans. Did you see though by the way that Croatia’s PM is welcoming the refugees and condemning his Hungarian counterpart? I was glad to see that especially considering Croatia’s past.

Yeah, I saw that earlier today, and good on Croatia’s PM.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:35:24am

re: #40 The Vicious Babushka

tcot is overflowing with Teh Stupids. Must be a Day ending in day.

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Such bullshit. Conservatives like that moron OTOH think you deserve every bad thing that happens to you if you’re a Muslim or not white.

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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:36:15am

Someone’s taken a few too many blows to the head:

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:36:40am

re: #41 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, I saw that earlier today, and good on Croatia’s PM.

Yeah I’ve been following the responses by the European countries. I have to say while I’d probably be SDP if I lived in Germany and have no love for austerity at all, I do like that Merkel isn’t a know nothing like many conservative leaders are.

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It's on his hat!  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:37:03am

re: #43 Lidane

Someone’s taken a few too many blows to the head:

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Sheesh, like I needed another reason to hate Tom Brady.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:37:13am

re: #43 Lidane

Someone’s taken a few too many blows to the head:

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I knew I was justified for not liking him heh.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:38:01am

re: #45 It’s on his hat!

Sheesh, like I needed another reason to hate Tom Brady.

I know right?

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:38:29am
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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:39:45am
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HappyWarrior  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:39:57am

Just saw on FB that Obama’s inviting Ahmed to the WH. That’s great.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:41:08am

re: #43 Lidane

Someone’s taken a few too many blows to the head:

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As if Brady wasn’t hateable enough already.

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Nyet  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:42:53am

re: #7 HappyWarrior

They owe that kid an apology. They really do. Not just the police department but the school too.

Does saying they need to be kicked in the balls qualify as a call to violence? If yes, I won’t say it ;)

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Nyet  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:43:52am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Eh?

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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:44:05am

re: #48 The Vicious Babushka

This is how it works with suspicious objects:
1) It may be a bomb. Evacuate the area immediately and call for bomb disposal.
2) It is obviously not a bomb. Carry on.

Those are the two choices. Anything else is bullshit.

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[deleted]  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:50:47am
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wrenchwench  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:51:47am

re: #55 sashaalmep

my gf’s uncle just got red BMW M6 Gran Coupe Sedan by parttime working online at home… read the full info here >>>>jobscut7.com

Adios, hatchling.

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 11:55:46am

re: #6 Jenner7

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GAH!!

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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 16, 2015 • 12:54:56pm

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

AND DANA GUNSPLAINING WHAT IS TEH MOAR IMPORTANTS==>

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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 16, 2015 • 1:00:12pm

re: #40 The Vicious Babushka

tcot is overflowing with Teh Stupids. Must be a Day ending in day.

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His Twitter profile is literally insane.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Sep 16, 2015 • 5:39:35pm

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

AND DANA GUNSPLAINING WHAT IS TEH MOAR IMPORTANTS==>

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“What the fuck does this have to do with Vietnam guns, Walter??”


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