GOP Debate Night 3: It’s Sad When Clowns Fight

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Here’s what I tweeted a little while ago:

And now they’re moving on to immigration, so we can expect a hefty dose of crazed xenophobia in this segment.

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577 comments

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:12:12pm

I’m practicing with legos to build a solid wall.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:12:52pm

“Done with art”?

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:12:59pm

Color coordinate!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:13:00pm

God, can the talk about anything differently than they did 8 years ago?

The wall, the border, deportation —geez.

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Sionainn  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:13:23pm

I knew that Trump was going to say he was going to build a wall very first thing.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:13:32pm

Drone the Immigrants!

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:13:36pm
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Amory Blaine  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:13:54pm

re: #1 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

I’m practicing with legos to build a solid wall.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:00pm

Carson: “The fences were not manned.”

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:05pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:06pm

re: #4 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

God, can the talk about anything differently than they did 8 years ago?

The wall, the border, deportation —geez.

Why would anything change from 8 years ago? Changes in reality caused by the passage of time are irrelevant to a wingnut.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:14pm

Moar fence!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:20pm

I’d love to hear a question about the situation with our detention centers. Do civil rights matter?

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Archangelus  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:46pm

Here’s a good clip for those in need of a healthy dose of relaxation/sanity to help cope with the train-wreck debate:

Over the Rainbow/Simple Gifts (Piano/Cello Cover) - ThePianoGuys

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:47pm

a double…. fence…. with a… road…..

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:14:53pm

To build this wall, would cost over 2 trillion, Trump will pay for it, out of his piggy bank.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:01pm

Carson needs public speaking instruction.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:10pm

well it’s not at all unlikely that one of these bastards will get elected and then we’ll see what happens with all their big talk

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:11pm

re: #15 jaunte

Manned!

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:13pm

*snore*

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:36pm

Uh oh.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:56pm

“Did Mr. Trump go to far in bringing up your wife.”

Bush: “Why not.”

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:15:59pm

Wasn’t Ivanka an immigrant?

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:16:06pm

A WALL, MACHINE GUN NESTS, DRONES, ALLIGATORS!!!

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:16:23pm

We could just pack them into boxcars. The Germans did it and so can we!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:16:47pm

I’d go for alligators.

Act of Love?

Trump is a joker.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:16:59pm

re: #25 Skip Intro

6 million in how many years?

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:04pm

re: #25 Skip Intro

Like I said Fascists.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:04pm

Trump no apologize

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:05pm

re: #24 teleskiguy

A WALL, MACHINE GUN NESTS, DRONES, ALLIGATORS!!!

Moats. Moats with sharks. Moats with sharks with frickin lasers.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:15pm

re: #15 jaunte

a double…. fence…. with a… road…..

No matter what you say after that, it’s anticlimactic.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:18pm

re: #25 Skip Intro

We could just pack them into boxcars. The Germans did it and so can we!

One picture or video of Stalin packing people in trains and that plan would be protested out of existence.

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Amory Blaine  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:19pm
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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:22pm
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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:45pm

re: #27 Major Tom

6 million in how many years?

We’ll use Trump sized boxcars. It would only take a week.

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:17:46pm

That’s it. My wife just flipped the channel. Back to reality. Good grief is it going to be a long haul with this train load of vile and insane vying for points. Build two walls, mine the lakes, and issue national ID to every legal. Put checkpoints up in every town and city. The founding fathers would want that to save the Republic from those who come here from abroad, like the, uh, founding fathers. Tear down that bitch on Ellis Island too. F each and every one on that stage.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:00pm

Komprehensive Konservative!

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:05pm

re: #17 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Carson needs public speaking instruction.

That is his charm. If he wasn’t black he’d really have a chance.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:07pm

re: #30 EPR-radar

ptero-fucking-dactyls

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Archangelus  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:08pm

Now i’m really done, late and can’t deal with the stupidity and malice that is the face of the present-day GOP.

Good night (technically morning here) folks, stay strong and sane!

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:13pm

Trump’s answer is always “intensity.”

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worldknot  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:31pm

What if we really are this crazy?

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:32pm

re: #17 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Carson needs public speaking instruction.

I’m quoting you in tweets btw. Trying to HT etc.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:47pm

Fuck it. I’m done.

God help us if any one of these assholes gets elected.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:50pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:53pm

jeb was supposed to do or die tonight

he aint doing

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:18:58pm

re: #37 Aunty Entity Dragon

Komprehensive Konservative!

Krusty Komedy Klassic.

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ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:19:03pm

Nice look at the audience there TRUMP…didn’t like them clapping for Bush’s point making him look bad.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:19:10pm

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:19:47pm

re: #42 worldknot

What if we really are this crazy?

Then a trump to the brain would be a mercy-killing.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:19:50pm

my twitter is frozen

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Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:20:04pm

re: #24 teleskiguy

In that Patton Oswalt tweet you posted last thread, I think Emma Watson was in the back.

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ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:20:25pm

re: #30 EPR-radar

Moats. Moats with sharks. Moats with sharks with frickin lasers.

And electrified water…with cracking zapping sounds!!!

Can we, can we, huh!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:20:38pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:20:55pm

re: #46 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

jeb was supposed to do or die tonight

he aint doing

Too bad. So sad. If the GOP base ends up completely wrecking the country, I’ll at least enjoy the GOP establishment going down with everyone else.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:21:01pm
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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:21:38pm

re: #30 EPR-radar

Moats. Moats with sharks. Moats with sharks with frickin lasers.

I can get you a YOOGE deal on some bluefish.

RBS

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:21:46pm

re: #33 Amory Blaine

That’s really good.

Charles, thank you for the new thread!

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:21:53pm

Did Carson say what I just thought he did????

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ipsos  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:12pm

There’s something incredibly chilling about seeing Ben Carson, of all people, pontificating about how we should allow “guest workers, primarily in agriculture.”

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:14pm
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Mattand  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:35pm

I forgot the debate was on. I’m watching The Wrecking Crew instead.

I’d say I win.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:43pm

What MSM? If they aren’t owned by Murdoch, they are trying to copy Fox to get ratings. Who watches network national news?

It’s not too long before the majority of voters will be brown skinned and will get all their info from the internet.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:46pm

Cruz just loves himself some Donald, doesn’t he?

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:54pm

re: #59 LiberalGal

Did Carson say what I just thought he did????

Yup. Seal the border. Stop the spigot of goodies. If it’s White, you’re all right!

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allegro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:22:54pm

re: #59 LiberalGal

Did Carson say what I just thought he did????

I think he said we’ll let some stay to pick veggies for us. But only them

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:13pm

re: #52 Belafon

In that Patton Oswalt tweet you posted last thread, I think Emma Watson was in the back.

Looked like her to me.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:24pm

LEAD THE FIGHT
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER
BIOMETRIC EXIT ENTRY

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:25pm

re: #62 Mattand

I forgot the debate was on. I’m watching The Wrecking Crew instead.

I’d say I win.

You have saved many braincells.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:35pm

re: #59 LiberalGal

Did Carson say what I just thought he did????

Yeah, Mexicans belong in the fields. Holy Shit!!!!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:37pm

MOAR WALL FENCES AN’ THINGS! PEWPEWPEWPEW!

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:45pm

re: #62 Mattand

I forgot the debate was on. I’m watching The Wrecking Crew instead.

I’d say I win.

How can you tell the difference?

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:46pm

re: #59 LiberalGal

Did Carson say what I just thought he did????

He is now officially Uncle Tom.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:23:53pm

Seeing this, Sanders and HRC, maybe Biden, need to shitcan their ‘debates’ and sit down with CSPAN around a bookstore table. For one hour.

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:24:25pm

re: #62 Mattand

I forgot the debate was on. I’m watching The Wrecking Crew instead.

I’d say I win.

You def win. I think my IQ dropped a few points. Jeopardy is on soon.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:24:32pm

I can’t wait for the Bad Lip Reading take on this debate.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:24:38pm

re: #74 Decatur Deb

Seeing this, Sanders and HRC, maybe Biden, need to shitcan their ‘debates’ and sit down with CSPAN around a bookstore table. For one hour.

Agreed. This is just a marketing exercise.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:24:54pm

Take in immigrants “based on what you can contribute economically,” just as the founders intended.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:25:12pm

yes ted you are a bigger asshole than anybody else!

but you’re still too slimy

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ipsos  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:25:27pm

re: #77 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

We need to go back to debates that are conducted purely by nonpartisan entities like LWV and not run by networks for the ratings.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:25:30pm

Hey Carson seems to have woken up a bit.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:25:33pm

re: #73 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

He is now officially Uncle Tom Ruckus.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:25:40pm
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Mattand  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:26:08pm

re: #72 BongCrodny

How can you tell the difference?

I LOL’d at the one.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:26:43pm

Holy shit! Did Carson just advocate forming a helot class to work the fields?

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Majacita  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:26:47pm

Is this a debate for prom king? These questions are ridiculous.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:26:47pm
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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:06pm

re: #85 Aunty Entity Dragon

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:10pm
The Next GOP Debate
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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:10pm

NUKE THE 14TH AMENDMENT!

-Trump

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:19pm

re: #85 Aunty Entity Dragon

Holy shit! Did Carson just advocate forming a helot class to work the fields?

We had one. There were…problems.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:35pm

WE DON’T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF BABIES!

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:38pm

If you look up jackass in the dictionary, there is a picture of Donald Trump next to the definition?

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:40pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:45pm

We don’t take care of the baby for its entire life you freaking shitweasel

We don’t take care of American’s American babies for their entire lives

Fuck your hair.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:46pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:27:57pm
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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:02pm

re: #91 Decatur Deb

Yeah, the War of Northern Aggression, because it was working so well!//

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:14pm
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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:16pm

I was promised pizza and booze tonight. I had pizza earlier.

There is a distinct lack of booze here in the office. This is painful. I’m watching this shit sober. :(

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:40pm

I bet most of those babies grow up and get jobs and contribute to the American economy

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:41pm

Native Americans have been talking about illegal immigration since 1492

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:50pm

Not True, We deport 9 times as many as we did 25 years ago, and there are 2 million less than were here in 2010

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:28:56pm

re: #100 Lidane

I was promised pizza and booze tonight. I had pizza earlier.

There is a distinct lack of booze here in the office. This is painful. I’m watching this shit sober. :(

…at least you have us?

(I’d bring in an emergency stash for the next one.)

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Iwouldprefernotto  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:16pm

I do not like this Carly person.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:31pm

re: #105 Iwouldprefernotto

Neither do the HP investors.

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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:34pm

re: #104 klys (maker of Silmarils)

…at least you have us?

(I’d bring in an emergency stash for the next one.)

You guys are my lifeline to the real world.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:44pm

re: #102 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Native Americans have been talking about illegal immigration since 1492

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:51pm

I want to see a Republican Hunger Games.

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:55pm

re: #105 Iwouldprefernotto

I do not like this Carly person.

I do not like any of them.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:29:57pm

re: #91 Decatur Deb

We had one there were…problems.

Fuck, the only thing they haven’t said was “THIS IS SPARTA!”

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:03pm

re: #100 Lidane

I was promised pizza and booze tonight. I had pizza earlier.

There is a distinct lack of booze here in the office. This is painful. I’m watching this shit sober. :(

Four words. Water bottle. Vodka. Lemons.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:05pm

“Some of the greatest scholars agree with me!”

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:07pm

Rand Paul: birthright citizenship “hasn’t been fully adjudicated”… uhhhh what

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:07pm

Well gee, Carly, the President tried to do something about the immigration system. The GOP put the kibosh on it because of “amnesty” and accused any of their number who supported the reform of being “RINOS.” That includes the little pissant on the other end of the stage.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:17pm

re: #90 teleskiguy

NUKE THE 14TH AMENDMENT!

-Trump

EXACTLY!

I want to manipulate the law to make the most money possible. I want to do it in such a way to pit state against state — chaos is profitable!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:21pm

re: #85 Aunty Entity Dragon

Holy shit! Did Carson just advocate forming a helot class to work the fields?

it worked for the spartans - that’s why they are so powerful today!

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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:28pm

how long before one of them advocate for selling the undocumented for their bodyparts?

RBS

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ipsos  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:29pm

Half of me really wants to turn this shit off and watching something edifying.

Half of me is waiting to see how much worse it can possibly get.

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:52pm

re: #100 Lidane

I was promised pizza and booze tonight. I had pizza earlier.

There is a distinct lack of booze here in the office. This is painful. I’m watching this shit sober. :(

Just give a quick description of facial expressions.

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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:54pm

re: #112 nines09

Four words. Water bottle. Vodka. Lemons.

That’s my plan for the next debate.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:30:59pm
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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:01pm

re: #103 LiberalGal

Not True, We deport 9 times as many as we did 25 years ago, and there are 2 million less than were here in 2010

this is a republican debate

facts not allowed!

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:08pm

CARLY & DONALD FIGHT TO THE DEATH

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:15pm

re: #119 ipsos

Third hour is all about Benghazi.

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:20pm

re: #119 ipsos

I’m with you, it’s painful, but something is forcing me to watch, I’m into pain I guess.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:30pm

re: #103 LiberalGal

Not True, We deport 9 times as many as we did 25 years ago, and there are 2 million less than were here in 2010

Obama hasn’t advertised is immigration work very well. He has made a lot of people unhappy because he enforced the law.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:31:36pm

I would actually root for Donald against Carly, the odds are ever in his favor.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:09pm

No calls are tough when you leave with $21 million.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:12pm
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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:24pm

re: #125 Skip Intro

Third hour is all about Benghazi.

Third hour?

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:25pm

re: #121 Lidane

That’s my plan for the next debate.

Bring 4 bottles of water and a water bottle of Vodka in a cooler. Liberally use lemon, or lime or orange. Sip contentedly.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:34pm

re: #124 The Vicious Babushka

CARLY & DONALD FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Hoping for casualties

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:35pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:43pm

“Challenged the status quo”? Carly, you fucked the company over a bramble-patch and absolutely destroyed the good faith it had in the tech sector!

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:52pm
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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:32:59pm

Trump: I wouldn’t let Carly run any of my companies.
Fiorina: WELL I DON’T WANNA RUN ANY OF YOUR STINKY COMPANIES

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:05pm

re: #119 ipsos

Half of me really wants to turn this shit off and watching something edifying.

Half of me is waiting to see how much worse it can possibly get.

They haven’t full emulated their role models from 20th century European history yet. Unfortunately, they are being rather more diligent about getting there than I expected.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:10pm

Dogfight!

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Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:16pm

re: #99 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

And this is why debating these fools will be tough. All they do is Gish Gallop.

Trump: There are more illegals here than ever before.

Clinton or Sanders: Well, let me pull up this chart—

Trump: Iran has a nuclear weapon it’s getting ready to launch.

Clinton or Sanders: No, we have inspectors-

Trump: The UN is bankrupting America.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:22pm

Boom!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:22pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

of course they did.

This is a dog n’ pony show.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:34pm

re: #139 BongCrodny

Dogfight!

CATFIGHT!

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:35pm

re: #131 Decatur Deb

Third hour?

Yup. This would have been a good day to buy aspirin stocks.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:46pm

Carly is killing it tonight. She will get a bump in the polls.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:56pm

“Other people’s money” like Carly’s $40 million golden parachute?

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:33:59pm

re: #136 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Without the cutting.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:02pm

re: #144 Skip Intro

Yup. This would have been a good day to buy aspirin stocks.

just to buy it and have it on the side table.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:06pm

I admit, I find this suddenly riveting.

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:10pm

WTG Carly, takes a woman to show this jackass off.

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:18pm

Goddamn, Carly is letting the claws show.

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:51pm

This is damn near off the rails.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:34:57pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:06pm

re: #151 Targetpractice

Goddamn, Carly is letting the claws show.

She probably senses that this sausagefest is all about which of them can out-dick the other.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:15pm

We don’t want to hear about your careers…

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:19pm

re: #152 Major Tom

This is damn near off the rails.

We’re goin’ off the rails on a crazy train…

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:20pm

Christie: “The middle class is getting plowed…”

*cough*

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:21pm

Christie is the one who can do the political horse-trading necessary.

I wouldn’t want him to do the trading.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:21pm

re: #151 Targetpractice

Goddamn, Carly is letting the claws show.

Hope she cuts a bitch.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:25pm

Christie is like hey break it up youse guys.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:35pm

some world class ass biters here!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:35:41pm

re: #156 Targetpractice

We’re goin’ off the rails on a crazy train…

Ozzie for POTUS!!!

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:01pm
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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:05pm

re: #156 Targetpractice

I walked right into that.

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Single-handed sailor  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:19pm

Looks like I’m gonna run out of booze early tonight.

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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:35pm

I think she is going to get a YOOGE bump in the polls out of this debate.

RBS

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:41pm

This is a damned tragedy.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:36:58pm

re: #165 Single-handed sailor

Looks like I’m gonna run out of booze early tonight.

I’m not, but I had shit to do tomorrow.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:37:06pm
170
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:37:15pm

balanced federal budget —wasn’t that a Clinton Administration accomplishment?

171
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:37:44pm

Hey Kasich, that was a DEMOCRAT who balanced the budget. Ya know, the guy who is married to the front running Democrat.

172
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:37:56pm

There isn’t a person on that stage that could lead a dog around the block without having problems.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:37:58pm

re: #170 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

balanced federal budget —wasn’t that a Clinton Administration accomplishment?

Yeah. Then George Bush blew it all away.

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:01pm

I’VE BEEN BANKRUPT!!!!! I RUINED CORPORATIONS!!!!! I DENIED EXPANDED HEALTHCARE!!!!!! I”M DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!! I’LL BOMB IRAN!!! ME TOO!!!!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:09pm

i done it in a lot of places but i didnt let anybody catch me

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:13pm
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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:37pm

How are those not producing going to be able to pay taxes?

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ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:42pm

Oh John…we can all be so good together.

He knows we can…yes we can!

Prick Factor 5

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:38:45pm

Huckabuck TAX CONSUMPTION NOT PRODUCTION oh my god fuck yourself

180
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:00pm

Here comes Huck’s Tax On The Poor

181
goddamnedfrank  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:06pm
182
Great White Snark  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:07pm

Our Democracy has been wounded. Is there a statesman in the house? A statesman!?

*crickets*

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:08pm

re: #173 Skip Intro

Yeah. Then George Bush blew it all away.

I think cheney got some of it .

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:17pm

What the fuck do hedge fund managers produce?

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:29pm

Huckabee could have gotten himself more air time on the earlier debate.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:36pm

I’m really, really thankful that Newt isn’t on that stage.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:44pm

re: #174 nines09

I’VE BEEN BANKRUPT!!!!! I RUINED CORPORATIONS!!!!! I DENIED EXPANDED HEALTHCARE!!!!!! I”M DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!! I’LL BOMB IRAN!!! ME TOO!!!!

but wait!!! there’s more!!!

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:46pm

re: #184 Skip Intro

What the fuck do hedge fund managers produce?

Hedges.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:50pm

re: #184 Skip Intro

What the fuck do hedge fund managers produce?

Large paychecks for themselves.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:50pm

re: #184 Skip Intro

What the fuck do hedge fund managers produce?

paper profit.

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:39:53pm

re: #184 Skip Intro

What the fuck do hedge fund managers produce?

Campaign donations.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:12pm

Tapper: Hey Carson, fight Trump. Do it. Doooo iiiiiiit

194
Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:18pm

re: #184 Skip Intro

I thought they provide the money to allow all that shrubbery out there to remain.

195
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:47pm

Forget morality, human decency and patriotism. What kind of moron schedules a 4-hour infomercial?

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:48pm

re: #193 StephenMeansMe

Tapper: Hey Carson, fight Trump. Do it. Doooo iiiiiiit

It’s like I said, this isn’t a debate, it’s an episode of Jerry Springer.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:54pm

re: #180 The Vicious Babushka

Here comes Huck’s Tax On The Poor

God must hate them, otherwise they wouldn’t be poor. Obviously sinners —make them pay!

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:54pm

re: #191 The Vicious Babushka

In GOP world, marginal utility of money don’t real.

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:40:58pm

No taxes means no Medicare or SS in the future.

200
Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:00pm

Carson reminds me so much of Edger in Men In Black

RBS

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:00pm

None of these people like the American people, and they can’t act well enough to pretend they do.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:10pm

Grow the pie!

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:17pm

Tithing was a good idea when there was a rural economy where people’s wealth was measured in crops and livestock.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:22pm

The GOP economic policy.

Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:26pm

re: #196 Targetpractice

It’s like I said, this isn’t a debate, it’s an episode of Jerry Springer.

Ted Cruz, you are NOT the father!

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:41pm

Christie should walk up to Trump and say “Gimme a quarter, bitch.”

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:45pm

So billionaires should be able to double their income every year because that’s fair. Great idea, Ben.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:41:48pm

re: #199 Tigger2

No taxes means no Medicare or SS in the future.

no roads, no water, no trash pick-up, no fire dept, no law enforcement —oh wait, that would mean we’d all need MOAR GUNS!!!!

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William Lewis  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:07pm

I am so glad to not have a TV set.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:08pm
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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:27pm

re: #179 StephenMeansMe

Huckabuck TAX CONSUMPTION NOT PRODUCTION oh my god fuck yourself

THIS. ALWAYS.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:35pm

re: #208 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

no roads, no water, no trash pick-up, no fire dept, no law enforcement —oh wait, that would mean we’d all need MOAR GUNS!!!!

Guaranteed employment for mercenary companies.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:38pm

Fuck you too, Rand.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:39pm

re: #181 goddamnedfrank

[Embedded content]

O God I laughed so hard I almost threw up…

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:46pm

re: #209 William Lewis

I am so glad to not have a TV set.

I think you could watch it on the computer.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:42:56pm
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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:02pm

re: #112 nines09

Four words. Water bottle. Vodka. Lemons.

Lemon party?? ////

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:06pm

i dreamt i was chased by a large hairy tax code in my maidenform bra

219
Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:17pm

::yawn::

How much longer??

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:33pm

Walker = idiot.

Give them the education to make more money.

The education I’m totally against.

This is trying me.

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:35pm

re: #217 WhatEVs

Lemon party?? ////

Zest.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:38pm

re: #219 Jenner7

::yawn::

How much longer??

an inch maybe

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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:40pm

re: #218 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i dreamt i was chased by a large hairy tax code in my maidenform bra

What was it doing wearing your bra?

RBS

224
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:41pm

Day One Repeal Obamacare!

Big day, between that and ripping up the Iran Deal.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:42pm

How can Scott “Shitweasel” Walker lie out his fucking mouth hole about “education” while ripping higher education.

Fuck you walker.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:43:54pm

Geez. Getting distracted by MSBuild configuration and these threads are running away. We’re already halfway through Thread 3 and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:05pm

Reagan cut taxes then raised them a few time after the cut.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:26pm

Jake Tapper: Why is the Minimum Wage lame?

Scott Walker: Because people need to have better jrrbs than minimum wage jrrbs, those stupid peasants. If you work minimum wage jrrbs you’re a stupid head.

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:26pm

re: #226 thedopefishlives

Geez. Getting distracted by MSBuild configuration and these threads are running away. We’re already halfway through Thread 3 and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

A story told by a bunch of fools, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:34pm

re: #226 thedopefishlives

Geez. Getting distracted by MSBuild configuration and these threads are running away. We’re already halfway through Thread 3 and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

You’re about as well informed as anyone watching the debate.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:41pm

re: #224 StephenMeansMe

Day One Repeal Obamacare!

Big day, between that and ripping up the Iran Deal.

I don’t think that can be done with an executive order.

Or was he just going to make a declaration?

Like Marie Antoinette.

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bratwurst  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:42pm
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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:54pm

re: #219 Jenner7

Everybody UP… stretch. Reach forward. Reach to the Sky. Touch Your Toes.

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:44:57pm

re: #209 William Lewis

You can watch it online!

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:45:11pm

On Day One, every single one of these bozo’s will be having a burger at McDonald’s.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:45:12pm

how are young people ever get a job if we dont exploit them???

237
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:45:14pm

Carson is more qualified than Hillary Clinton?

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:45:29pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:45:58pm

re: #230 klys (maker of Silmarils)

You’re about as well informed as anyone watching the debate.

Or participating in it.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:01pm

re: #233 Major Tom

Everybody UP… stretch. Reach forward. Reach to the Sky. Touch Your Toes.

Reaching for the wine box.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:11pm

Ben “Bracero” Carson.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:13pm

re: #225 The Vicious Babushka

How can Scott “Shitweasel” Walker lie out his fucking mouth hole about “education” while ripping higher education.

Fuck you walker.

Easy. He’s a Republican. Giving him the maximum benefit of the doubt, he might sincerely believe in the value of education as a class sorting tool to let the poors know their place in life. If so, then at least he wouldn’t be lying, for once.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:14pm

Why does the talk radio shill get a question?

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:18pm

re: #233 Major Tom

God, I would never be able to straighten up.

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:46:44pm

re: #199 Tigger2

No taxes means no Medicare or SS in the future.

So stupid America is.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:00pm

Oh, Hugh Hewitt is a moderator? I forgot. CNN doesn’t seem to want to give him much air time.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:01pm

re: #237 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Carson is more qualified than Hillary Clinton?

Mrs. Fish asked me, in all seriousness, if Hillary or Trump was seriously going to be the next President. I told her that Hillary wouldn’t be as bad as she thinks, but, and I quote, “Donald Trump would be a disaster of epic proportions, the likes of which this country has never before seen.”

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Major Tom  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:02pm

re: #244 LiberalGal

Yeah. I actually did it. But immediately regretted the bit about the toes.

249
TedStriker  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:19pm

re: #109 The Vicious Babushka

I want to see a Republican Hunger Games.

I want to see a GOP Running Man.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:25pm

her track record of a life time in political service? working in the law?

hmmmm

251
LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:36pm

Here we go again, Lie Lie Lie!

252
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:45pm

…and here it comes.

253
Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:52pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:47:55pm

BENGHAZI! EMAILS! SERVERS!

*guzzles booze*

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:06pm

re: #253 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

The word, it has been spoken.

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Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:31pm

re: #253 Charles Johnson

Hmm. Twelve minutes early by my clock.

257
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:33pm

If you want to stop a Republican, ask them to name a reason why Carly Fiorina is not a joke as a candidate.

258
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:38pm

accomplishment of hillary clinton:

never said anything nearly as stupid as what comes out of your mouth every day

259
Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:42pm

Here it comes…we have to prosecute whoever the dem nominee is.

260
Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:44pm

gotta watch those 18 Y/O’s on a toot.

261
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:44pm
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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:46pm
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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:48:52pm

Hey Carly, How many books have you written? How many times have you written bills and got them passed that helped people, women mostly.

264
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:10pm

Fuck this shit, I’m watching South Park.

265
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:23pm

re: #264 The Vicious Babushka

Fuck this shit, I’m watching South Park.

I wish I could.

266
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:23pm

re: #199 Tigger2

Which is exactly the plan. Reducing the revenue gives them the cover to cut the expenditures they don’t like in the first place. The ‘Fair Tax’ / tax reform isn’t just about serving their patrons, it’s about reshaping America’s commitment to help it’s citizens.

267
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:31pm

Guy sitting in the audience turns to the guy sitting next to him and says, “My ass is numb.” Guy asks back, “So which one up there is yours?”

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#CampaignZero  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:34pm

I’m turning off & eating my sweet dinner.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:38pm

re: #264 The Vicious Babushka

Fuck this shit, I’m watching South Park.

I’ve got a Star Trek: The Next Generation marathon going.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:49:49pm
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ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:50:05pm

re: #224 StephenMeansMe

Day One Repeal Obamacare!

Big day, between that and ripping up the Iran Deal.

Well, the Bible says this whole world and man was created in 6 days. So, any less than that would be slacking.

/

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:50:06pm

re: #247 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish asked me, in all seriousness, if Hillary or Trump was seriously going to be the next President. I told her that Hillary wouldn’t be as bad as she thinks, but, and I quote, “Donald Trump would be a disaster of epic proportions, the likes of which this country has never before seen.”

Trump as POTUS would be a uniquely bad disaster for the US. But any of these GOP jackasses as POTUS would have us all looking back on the good governance and wise statesmanship of the W Bush years.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:50:45pm

re: #248 Major Tom

Yeah. I actually did it. But immediately regretted the bit about the toes.

Went for the Chablis.
Edith Piaf Non Je Ne Regrette Rien [Live]

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:50:57pm

Nice ad placement: Man In the High Castle promo, featuring an American swastika flag.

275
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:50:58pm

What?!? There’s another Steve Jobs movie?

276
Majacita  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:15pm

What exactly are the accomplishments of Carly Fiorina?

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:16pm

Perfect, a Ron Paul commercial shilling “financial meltdown” and so on.

278
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:22pm

I haven’t heard anything about civil rights —well fetus’s rights. I have heard a lot about money, money, money.

When will these idiots realize that not everyone wants to be a gazillionaire. Most people just want to pay their bills, enjoy their family and sleep safe in their beds.

Making the country hospitable to the overly greedy and ambitious isn’t wanted or is it possible.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:24pm

addictinginfo.org

Fuck off, Carly. Really.

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:26pm

re: #221 nines09

Zest.

Rind!

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allegro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:30pm

Ooooohkay, I’m done. My ears are starting to bleed from the screeching and circuits are shorting from the lies and dissonance. CNN’s performance has been even more disgraceful than the candidates.

282
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:39pm

re: #269 thedopefishlives

I’ve got a Star Trek: The Next Generation marathon going.

SOOO JEALOUS!!!

283
TedStriker  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:44pm

re: #159 Decatur Deb

Hope she cuts a bitch.

“Is Wayne Brady Carly Fiorina gonna have to choke a bitch?”

284
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:51:52pm

re: #276 Majacita

What exactly are the accomplishments of Carly Fiorina?

Being taken seriously as a Republican candidate, not once but twice.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:12pm

re: #126 LiberalGal

I’m with you, it’s painful, but something is forcing me to watch, I’m into pain I guess.

Do you have a safe word?

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:26pm

re: #276 Majacita

What exactly are the accomplishments of Carly Fiorina?

Getting rich while fucking things up. A perfect resume for the GOP, actually.

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:29pm

re: #276 Majacita

What exactly are the accomplishments of Carly Fiorina?

Took the joystick of HP and drove it into the ground.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:30pm

Good lord the brownnosing from Hewitt.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:41pm

re: #272 EPR-radar

Trump as POTUS would be a uniquely bad disaster for the US. But any of these GOP jackasses as POTUS would have us all looking back on the good governance and wise statesmanship of the W Bush years.

I went on to tell her that I wasn’t really settled on a Presidential candidate. Hillary isn’t a great fit policy-wise, baggage notwithstanding; Bernie Sanders is running a rough campaign; and all of the Republicans are some flavor of idiot.

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:45pm

re: #285 Romantic Heretic

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:52:53pm

re: #226 thedopefishlives

Geez. Getting distracted by MSBuild configuration and these threads are running away. We’re already halfway through Thread 3 and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

You’re missing nothing. Really. It’s a shit show and it’s not even amusing. These are mean spirited fuckface assholes letting it fly freely.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:53:06pm

“Arab name, Arab name….”

Wow.

293
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:53:11pm

I know a lot of people don’t like Hillary, but I’ve yet to hear why anyone things she would be a bad POTUS.

294
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:53:36pm

re: #280 WhatEVs

Rind!

Gimlet!

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William Lewis  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:53:42pm

re: #215 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

I think you could watch it on the computer.

Perhaps. I’m watching a you-tube history video on a Czech made hunting rifle instead.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:53:45pm

re: #287 nines09

Took the joystick of HP and drove it into the ground.

Damn, I knew I recognized her name from somewhere. She is infamous in the tech industry and, as far as I’m concerned, she can go right off and die in a fire.

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:03pm

re: #293 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

That’s cause she would be fantastic. Or I should say, will be.

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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:08pm

re: #295 William Lewis

Perhaps. I’m watching a you-tube history video on a Czech made hunting rifle instead.

got a url?

RBS

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Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:10pm
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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:22pm

cops killing our own citizens, more people in prison than any other country —I could go on —but the problem is OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:26pm

well i hope this debate shakes up the republican field

and scatters it all over the park

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:30pm

re: #292 Jenner7

“Arab name, Arab name….”

Wow.

“Who could remember alla them, yannow?”

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:37pm

All these Christo-fundamentalist RWNJ bringing up “apocalyptic visions of the future” like there’s no self-awareness in the universe.

304
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:43pm

There has been a lunatic leading NK for decades.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:54:55pm

re: #302 jaunte

Allah them.

//

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:13pm

re: #305 StephenMeansMe

Allah them.

//

Ramen

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Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:14pm

When did North Korea get dozens of nukes? I’m sure that would be news to South Korea.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:15pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:19pm

The GOP’s message: The world is fucked and America is going down the drain, so vote for me to fix it all!

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Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:41pm

I think that it would be nice if they had a debate, not this debacle

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:44pm

re: #309 Targetpractice

The GOP’s message: The world is fucked and America is going down the drain, so vote for me to fix it all!

And yet, somehow, America is exceptional and the greatest country on Earth. Figure that one out for me.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:55:45pm

re: #296 thedopefishlives

Damn, I knew I recognized her name from somewhere. She is infamous in the tech industry and, as far as I’m concerned, she can go right off and die in a fire.

The desperate situation of the GOP in CA was never more apparent than when they actually ran Carly for Senate in CA.

May the GOP soon sink to such levels in all the purple states.

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:00pm

re: #299 Charles Johnson

GOOD BOY!!! Stay……STAY!!

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:15pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:21pm

...

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:29pm

Does he know he can’t bring all his staff and computer systems with him into the oval office?

He really won’t like having the Secret Service tell him what he is going to do.

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LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:30pm

re: #309 Targetpractice

re: #309 Targetpractice

The GOP’s message: The world is fucked and America is going down the drain, so vote for me to fix it all!

You forgot to say it will be GREAT.

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Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:37pm

I want the Fed Gov having a standard set for all states on education.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:38pm

Tweets not embedding.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:42pm
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Great White Snark  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:44pm
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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:50pm

“I will know all that junk eventually..”

Oh boy.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:58pm

...

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:56:59pm

re: #311 thedopefishlives

And yet, somehow, America is exceptional and the greatest country on Earth. Figure that one out for me.

and it is SO IMPORTANT that we remain exceptional. we have to be the best.

I have yet to hear why.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:00pm

All of them sell fear.

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Blizard  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:01pm

Man if an R takes office they are going to have a very very busy first day. /

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William Lewis  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:09pm

re: #298 Reality Based Steve

got a url?

RBS

Holek Automat at James D Julia

Ian at Forgotten Weapons. It’s short so watch a bunch and learn a lot. It’s pleasant to see videos made by someone who actually knows what he’s talking about - to the point that he says when he doesn’t know something.

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Teukka  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:11pm

re: #287 nines09

Took the joystick of HP and drove it into the ground.

And Digital Equipment Corporation. And Compaq. And Lucent.

Did I miss any?

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:19pm

re: #309 Targetpractice

The GOP’s message: The world is fucked and America is going down the drain, so vote for me to fix it all!

you forgot about the donations — Visa, Mastercard etc.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:42pm

re: #320 jaunte

[Embedded content]

They’re running Donald “I personally bankrupted at least a half-dozen businesses” Trump and Carly “I single-handedly destroyed one of the largest computer hardware manufacturers on the planet” Fiorina and they have the balls to say they have business expertise? BULLSHIT!

331
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:52pm

re: #307 Lidane

When did North Korea get dozens of nukes? I’m sure that would be news to South Korea.

last I heard they couldn’t get one more than a few feet into the air without it fizzling out.

332
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:57:58pm

Marco’s not running for reelection? Smartest thing he’s said all night.

333
Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:58:12pm

Why did I start watching this again? Oh yeah, the Trump/Carly catfight that I missed.

334
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:58:26pm
335
TedStriker  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:58:43pm

re: #246 Charles Johnson

Oh, Hugh Hewitt is a moderator? I forgot. CNN doesn’t seem to want to give him much air time.

Trump probably bellowed for CNN to at least bury Hewitt’s presence at the debate as payback for that unflattering (to Trump) interview.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:58:50pm

re: #318 Tigger2

I want the Fed Gov having a standard set for all states on education.

and Comprhensive SEx Ed for all students.

It’s insane kids don’t learn basic biology.

Fuck Comstock

337
Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:58:58pm

Jeb! — “I’M MY OWN MAN! THAT’S WHY I’VE GOT MY BROTHER’S AND FATHER’S ADVISERS!”

338
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:09pm

Jeb now taking pride in the fact that his staff is composed of his dad and brother’s hand-me-downs.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:12pm
340
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:19pm

re: #294 nines09

Gimlet!

Yes, please!

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:26pm

re: #309 Targetpractice

The GOP’s message: The world is fucked and America is going down the drain, so vote for me to fix it all!

The problem with that is that the GOP has a track record of breaking things rather than fixing them.

Instead of doing something sensible like less breaking and more fixing in the policy positions, the GOP doubles down on the lies, propaganda and scapegoating instead.

There’s really no rational apology that can be made for the GOP at this point. Without exception, GOP voters are wingnuts or so into mindlessly voting GOP that they may as well be wingnuts.

342
Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:47pm

That’s two candidates that have blamed Hillary for the economy…

343
Feline Fearless Leader  Sep 16, 2015 • 6:59:57pm

re: #301 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

well i hope this debate shakes up the republican field

and scatters it all over the park

That would make it a Superfund site though.

344
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:04pm

Jeb most of the world couldn’t stand your brother.

345
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:07pm

So, I think we can rule out the phrase “deep bench” in the future, yes?

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:10pm

re: #342 Jenner7

That’s two candidates that have blamed Hillary for the economy…

How the hell… No, forget it, I don’t even WANT to know.

*drinks*

347
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:13pm

Trump: I’m a very militaristic person

348
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:22pm

REAGANNNNNN

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:26pm

“Peace Through Strength”…by tripling the national debt.

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:34pm
351
LiberalGal  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:41pm

Hey Jeb, just so you know Hillary has been out of politics for 2 years.

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Teukka  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:00:58pm

re: #347 StephenMeansMe

Trump: I’m a very militaristic person

*cough* See opening address for the United States prosecution at the Nuremberg Trial.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:00pm

re: #349 Targetpractice

“Peace Through Strength”…by tripling the national debt.

It’s just money, right? At least we’re not giving our debt away to the Chinese anymore.

354
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:17pm

LOL you do have your 1%

355
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:25pm

Trump does Kenny Rogers. Ya gotta know when to fold ‘em.

356
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:43pm

Hey, I finally caught up with thread reading…

Looks like I’m about 41 beers down to everyone watching debate now…

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:52pm

Bush kept us safe?

358
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:01:59pm

re: #356 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Hey, I finally caught up with thread reading…

Looks like I’m about 41 beers down to everyone watching debate now…

Bottoms up, there, sonny.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:02pm

Dick Lips!!!

360
Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:10pm

He kept us safe, except for that little 9/11 problem.

361
bratwurst  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:16pm

HE KEPT US SAFE!!!!11!!!

*after the largest terrorist attack on US soil took place under his watch

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nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:20pm

re: #328 Teukka

And Digital Equipment Corporation. And Compaq. And Lucent.

Did I miss any?

Add up the resulting ripple effect and it’s a monster of a mangling. And she walked away with large paper. Her and Trump could be a dynamic duo. The Take And Take Again Ticket.

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Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:23pm

re: #346 thedopefishlives

How the hell… No, forget it, I don’t even WANT to know.

*drinks*

Easy, Obama will continue as president until 2018 at which point Clinton will take over, having been elected in 2020. And since the economy tanked in 2018, it’s obviously her fault.

364
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:25pm

re: #357 Jenner7

Bush kept us safe?

Yep, from peace, prosperity, and sanity.

365
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:28pm

Hey Jeb 9/11 happened under your brother.

366
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:33pm

When does this godforsaken shit end?

367
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:02:52pm

re: #364 Targetpractice

Yep, from peace, prosperity, and sanity.

And intellectualism.

368
Blizard  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:09pm

One. More. Hour.

Ugh.

369
Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:12pm

What’s really sad is that the audience believes Jeb.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:18pm

re: #360 Skip Intro

He kept us safe, except for that little 9/11 problem.

Details. 10 years from now, conservative history will state that 9/11 occurred early in Obama’s term, and that W Bush eventually got Bin Ladin.

371
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:39pm
372
Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:40pm

Walker : the protesters were just like terrorists!

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Dave In Austin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:52pm

Walker is a flounder. I give him 30 days.

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Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:53pm

Aqua Buddha making sense again. Stop that!

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:03:53pm
376
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:12pm

“When we pull back, voids are created…”
Yeah Jeb!, after your bro’s advisors did ALL OF THE WRONG THINGS during the occupation… (in addition to starting the war)

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:18pm

The election is more than a year away.

Has anyone on that stage or involved in this production ever seen a debate?

This is the circus part of bread and circuses.

The Election part of the Entertainment Industry employ a lot of people. That is all.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:19pm

re: #364 Targetpractice

Yep, from peace, prosperity, and sanity.

Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over at last.

379
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:44pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

November 3rd 2016

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The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:44pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

There is no comet coming.

381
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:04:52pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

I feel bad, because I laughed.

382
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:26pm

Jesus, it’s STILL on? But it’s past top of the hour! DAMN YOU, CNN YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

383
Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:27pm

re: #380 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

There is no comet coming.

Nothing a bolide impact couldn’t solve…

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:34pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

Never, I’m afraid.

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:38pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

Rubio wants to go even deeper.

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Romantic Heretic  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:39pm

re: #237 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Carson is more qualified than Hillary Clinton?

As a neurosurgeon, yes. At anything else including, probably, dressing himself, no.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:44pm

What was that???

388
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:47pm

re: #353 thedopefishlives

It’s just money, right? At least we’re not giving our debt away to the Chinese anymore.

and money is truly a concept —there is nothing tangible we are actually “giving” away.

They get that right?

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:51pm

re: #360 Skip Intro

He kept us safe, except for that little 9/11 problem.

And anthrax.

390
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:55pm

The Republicans onstage,,, lets fight fight fight, wait let me get behind my desk first.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:05:56pm

re: #382 BongCrodny

Jesus, it’s STILL on? But it’s past top of the hour! DAMN YOU, CNN YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

Hell is here, and it’s not letting go…

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:01pm

re: #381 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I feel bad, because I laughed.

For your sins, watch another hour of this.

393
Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:16pm

re: #382 BongCrodny

Jesus, it’s STILL on? But it’s past top of the hour! DAMN YOU, CNN YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!

We’re still is ROUND 2, THE GLOVES ARE OFF phase according to CNNs live stream.

394
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:16pm

I’m not watching the debate.

I figure my time is better spent eating an entire Opuntia-genus cactus, to the tune of Bolero, while livecasting it.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:20pm

re: #392 Decatur Deb

For your sins, watch another hour of this.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:20pm

re: #356 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Hey, I finally caught up with thread reading…

Looks like I’m about 41 beers down to everyone watching debate now…

damn, you are a good at typing while in a coma!

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:06:45pm

re: #392 Decatur Deb

For your sins, watch another hour of this.

I’m not Catholic, so the whole penance thing doesn’t work on me.

Unless you were saying that for my sins, you were going to watch another hour of this…

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:06pm
399
Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:25pm

Going to get a milkshake for myself and the spouse…

400
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:29pm

“I believe the children are our future.”

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:44pm

re: #400 jaunte

“I believe the children are our future.”

Captain Obvious Award.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:47pm

re: #397 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’m not Catholic, so the whole penance thing doesn’t work on me.

Unless you were saying that for my sins, you were going to watch another hour of this…

No, I’m just a fuckn’ completionist, but this could cure me.

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teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:50pm
404
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:07:54pm

re: #366 Decatur Deb

When does this godforsaken shit end?

It doesn’t. We didn’t survive that crash. We’re dead and this is Hell.

/

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bratwurst  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:00pm
406
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:05pm

re: #401 thedopefishlives

Although that could also qualify as a Miss America Answer.

407
Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:13pm

re: #400 jaunte

“I believe the children are our future.”

“At least until they’re born, then the little fuckers are on their own”.

408
Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:28pm

I can’t handle this any more…. I’ve got some new scuba gear that I’m going to go and get setup.

RBS

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:29pm

re: #400 jaunte

“I believe the children are our future.”

who is singing it tonite?

410
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:34pm

re: #379 nines09

That’s an AWESOME dog on beach pic! I never saw it before.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:37pm

re: #407 Skip Intro

“At least until they’re born, then the little fuckers are on their own”.

Regret, one upding, etc., etc.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:42pm

re: #402 Decatur Deb

No, I’m just a fuckn’ completionist, but this could cure me.

I told mr. klys that this was set to run for 3 hours and he said “welp, that’s a lot of hot air.”

GDF, might be time to make sure your bag is packed in case of wildfires stirred up by all the outgoing airflow.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:45pm

re: #400 jaunte

“I believe the children are our future.”

Video

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jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:50pm

re: #409 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Carson.

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BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:56pm

Dr. Carson sounded like he was about to get completely, totally lost in a random memory.

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EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:08:57pm

re: #392 Decatur Deb

For your sins, watch another hour of this.

I can see this adding some variety to the confessional:

Bless me father for I have sinned (masturbation) —- 10 hail marys and 5 our fathers

Bless me father for I have sinned (armed robbery) —- 100 hail marys, 50 our fathers and watching 20 minutes of GOP debate

Bless me father for I have sinned (mass murder) —- watching 3 hours of GOP debate

417
Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:00pm

re: #407 Skip Intro

“At least until they’re born, then the little fuckers are on their own”.

But Donald says that we take care of them for 85 years!!!!

RBS

418
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:08pm

re: #409 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

who is singing it tonite?

Sexual Chocolate

419
ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:22pm

Christie goes all 9/11 on everyone. Shut up Chris.

420
Skip Intro  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:26pm

re: #408 Reality Based Steve

I could use a tank of nitrous oxide around now.

421
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:30pm

re: #418 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Sexual Chocolate

oooh!

422
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:39pm

Carson just snidely suggested that if he visited the Obama White House that he’d need a food tester, like they want to poison him or something. What an asshole.

423
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:46pm

re: #419 ObserverArt

Christie goes all 9/11 on everyone. Shut up Chris.

Yeah, that didn’t work so well for Rudy.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:09:52pm

re: #397 klys (maker of Silmarils)

The Gnostics would have us believe that the God of Salvation is not the God of Creation, and thus all the things we experience in this material existence are just cruelty cast down upon us from on high.

…I not saying that completely explains this debate, but on the other hand.

425
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:10:00pm

re: #422 teleskiguy

But but but defund the FDA

/

426
steve_davis  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:10:36pm

re: #39 Major Tom

ptero-fucking-dactyls

tetra-fucking-anapaests!!! Sorry, a little English professor humor :-)

427
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:10:47pm

re: #422 teleskiguy

Carson just snidely suggested that if he visited the Obama White House that he’s need a food tester, like they want to poison him or something. What an asshole.

If he gets to the White House all he’ll need is a visitor’s pass.

428
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:10:53pm

And we reached the turd polishing portion of the debate, as the candidates try to turn Dubya from a millstone around their necks back into a saint.

429
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:10:57pm

our country is sooo weak?

Like during the 90’s when we decided to pare down the military since the cold war was over?

430
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:11:07pm

re: #410 WhatEVs

That’s an AWESOME dog on beach pic! I never saw it before.

Dog? What dog?

431
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:11:21pm

re: #404 Targetpractice

It doesn’t. We didn’t survive that crash. We’re dead and this is Hell.

/

Yeah, that’s exactly it. Right now I figure I’m in Room 23 watching the brainwashing video.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:11:24pm

re: #429 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

our country is sooo weak?

Like during the 90’s when we decided to pare down the military since the cold war was over?

That’s the problem: The war is over.

433
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:11:55pm

Carson making himself popular with the troops.

434
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:12:07pm
435
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:12:07pm

re: #410 WhatEVs

That’s me at the shore….

436
Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:00pm

re: #427 Decatur Deb

If he gets to the White House all he’ll need is a visitor’s pass.

I think he wants to stay for dinner.

437
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:07pm

re: #432 StephenMeansMe

That’s the problem: The war is over.

THE HORROR

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WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:12pm

re: #430 nines09

Dog? What dog?

When you touch your little football.

439
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:17pm
440
aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:24pm

Now talking about good intelligence. What a joke.

441
Cheechako  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:26pm

Damn, have to get some aspirin for the headache.

442
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:13:27pm

I feel sorry for the factcheckers who have to go through this dung pile.

443
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:13pm

re: #436 Belafon

I think he wants to stay for dinner.

Then Hillary can give him the Medal of Freedom for his medical contributions.

444
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:17pm

re: #442 Targetpractice

“It’s All Bullshit” is probably a good heuristic.

445
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:20pm

re: #439 jaunte

[Embedded content]

EXCELLENT

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thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:26pm

re: #442 Targetpractice

I feel sorry for the factcheckers who have to go through this dung pile.

Why? It’s a pretty simple job: The whole thing, all of it, is completely false. DONE

447
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:34pm

re: #442 Targetpractice

They just set fire to a big pile of pants and left the office.

448
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:14:52pm

re: #442 Targetpractice

I feel sorry for the factcheckers who have to go through this dung pile.

Where would you start with a superfund site like this? GOP gobbledegook is so disconnected from reality that fact checking may be impossible.

449
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:15:20pm
450
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:15:20pm

Patseys?

really???

451
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:15:28pm

re: #441 Cheechako

Damn, have to get some aspirin for the headache.

Get me ten or twenty while you’re up.

452
ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:15:30pm

re: #436 Belafon

I think he wants to stay for dinner.

He might need to keep that food tester.

453
Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:15:43pm

re: #448 EPR-radar

Where would you start with a superfund site like this? GOP gobbledegook is so disconnected from reality that fact checking may be impossible.

And therefore it must all be true.

454
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:11pm

“Western civilization”! Drink!

455
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:11pm
456
b_sharp  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:16pm

The entire free world is on the edge of their seats waiting to hear who won this most important of debates.

Just kidding, we’re all watching Wheel of Fortune.

457
Shiplord Kirel  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:26pm

re: #380 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

There is no comet coming.

If there is, Huckabee can call for divine intervention to vaporize it in its tracks or at least to divert it wholly against the Turks.

458
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:26pm

re: #438 WhatEVs

When you touch your little football.

When I touch my littl…..HEY!!!!

My Baby Pic
459
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:47pm

Arabboots!

460
ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:48pm

Kasich files his war papers. And goes all Christian on war. Whut?

Prick Factor 7

461
GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:16:49pm

re: #307 Lidane

When did North Korea get dozens of nukes? I’m sure that would be news to South Korea.

And North Korea!

462
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:17:13pm

We need to prove to the WHOLE WORLD that we have really big penises —the biggest, the hardest, the straightest —and we will spend what ever it takes to keep them that way —Viagra is no problem for us!

463
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:17:23pm

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

464
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:17:45pm

re: #463 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

Can we call it before it’s over?

465
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:17:56pm

re: #454 StephenMeansMe

“Western civilization”! Drink!

“What do you think of Western civilization?”

“I think it would be a wonderful idea.”

466
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:11pm

re: #463 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

Whoever wins, we lose.

467
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:22pm

re: #463 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

Everyone who turned off their TVs after the first five minutes.

468
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:22pm

Carly will triple the size of our military and cut taxes.

469
Blizard  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:25pm

Carly plays Risk a lot

470
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:48pm

re: #463 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

People who like watching clowns fuck each other.

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Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:18:52pm

Oh Jeb. You’re just awful at this. Awful.

472
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:00pm

re: #464 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Can we call it before it’s over?

popcorn sellers

473
Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:18pm

I had almost forgotten that Ted Cruz was on the stage. Dammit.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:23pm

re: #464 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Can we call it before it’s over?

Actually, better thought: let’s just call it over and cut the mics.

475
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:23pm

re: #462 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

We need to prove to the WHOLE WORLD that we have really big penises —the biggest, the hardest, the straightest —and we will spend what ever it takes to keep them that way —Viagra is no problem for us!

It would really expedite matters if the GOP debate participants would just drop trousers, stare at a picture of Reagan, have Fox News come over with the rulers and be done with it.

476
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:23pm

re: #468 jaunte

Carly will triple the size of our military and cut taxes.

And this is how HP got wrecked.

477
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:34pm

And we need to add trillions to our debt to don’t we Carly.

478
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:40pm

re: #471 Jenner7

Oh Jeb. You’re just awful at this. Awful.

You gotta feel for Rinsed right now. His best chance at winning the White House is slitting his own throat on live TV.

479
bratwurst  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:19:42pm

Senator, pleas stop saying “rock ribbed”. Thank you.

480
Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:23pm

re: #475 EPR-radar

It would really expedite matters if the GOP debate participants would just drop trousers, stare at a picture of Reagan, have Fox News come over with the rulers and be done with it.

And Carly wins (nope, she doesn’t have a penis).

481
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:29pm

How would Cruz repeal Obamacare —didn’t they have about 3000 voting sessions to do that and failed?

482
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:33pm

re: #479 bratwurst

It went over big at Second Baptist High.

483
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:47pm
484
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:48pm

re: #476 thedopefishlives

And this is how HP got wrecked.

Carly will buy a few armies and fire some generals, then use that army to buy up another startup army.

485
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:49pm

re: #473 Lidane

I had almost forgotten that Ted Cruz was on the stage. Dammit.

Rock-ribbed.

486
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:53pm

re: #481 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

How would Cruz repeal Obamacare —didn’t they have about 3000 voting sessions to do that and failed?

Executive order. Because it’s only evil when the other guys are doing it.

487
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:20:59pm

Cruz , people would have no healthcare and my bigoted views would rule the country.

488
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:00pm

re: #474 klys (maker of Silmarils)

By which you mean, unleash the arena lions?

489
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:15pm

Is it just me, or is the CNN panel screwing Fiorina out of time, especially as a member of the top 3?

490
Blizard  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:32pm

re: #485 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

It’s the new Rick-Roll

491
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:42pm

Now they are dissing John Roberts.

How does the POTUS influence SCOTUS to follow the law.

Has Cruz heard of Checks and Balances?

492
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:48pm

re: #458 nines09

When I touch my littl…..HEY!!!!

[Embedded content]

Is that the guy who was walking?

493
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:53pm

re: #479 bratwurst

Senator, pleas stop saying “rock ribbed”. Thank you.

heh.

494
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:21:56pm

re: #488 The Ghost of a Flea

By which you mean, unleash the arena lions?

By which I mean just put us all out of our misery.

495
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:23pm

Ted, you do understand that Dubya would have needed more than political capital to put either of those nutbars on the bench, right?

496
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:28pm

due process = defunding PP?

497
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:36pm
498
ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:45pm

So, Cruz is going to control the Supreme Court rulings.

What a “conservative.”

499
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:47pm

re: #490 Blizard

You’ve just been rock-ribbed. Libtard!1!

500
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:56pm

re: #466 thedopefishlives

Whoever wins, we lose.

We’ve already lost. That politics went this wrong…all of America lost.

501
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:22:57pm

Huck I believe in separation of church and state.

502
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:23:26pm

re: #497 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Bring back the battleships!

503
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:23:39pm

re: #497 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Why, are we going to get rid of the Somali Pirates?

504
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:23:41pm

This thing really should go nine or ten hours.

Nobody would watch it of course, but I’ll bet they’d start saying some really interesting things about hour nine or so.

505
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:23:43pm

re: #500 WhatEVs

We’ve already lost. That politics went this wrong…all of America lost.

No, No. This is normal—we just have more bandwidth.

506
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:23:57pm

re: #502 thedopefishlives

We know they can defeat aliens!

507
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:24:02pm

re: #505 Decatur Deb

No, No. This is normal—we just have more bandwidth.

yeah!

508
Cheechako  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:24:12pm

I think everyone on the stage has made an excellent case for why they should never be elected President.

509
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:24:24pm

re: #498 ObserverArt

So, Cruz is going to control the Supreme Court rulings.

What a “conservative.”

Of course. I bet Cruz was a big fan of the SCOTUS ruling that gave W Bush the presidency.

These people are completely unprincipled. They just lust for power and money and pretend its something else.

510
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:25:09pm

re: #504 BongCrodny

This thing really should go nine or ten hours.

Nobody would watch it of course, but I’ll bet they’d start saying some really interesting things about hour nine or so.

No.

If it lasts more than four hours I’m going to have to go see a physician.

511
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:25:32pm

I totally get it now.

After all the candidates make a bad showing, Mummified Reagan will seem like a great prospect, even if his vice presidential pick is a cloud of flesh-eating scarabs.

512
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:25:43pm

re: #508 Cheechako

I think everyone on the stage has made an excellent case for why they should never be elected President.

True. However, this was also well-known before the GOP debate/circus, so no new information has been obtained.

513
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:25:50pm

Blizard, love your avi!

514
Feline Fearless Leader  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:07pm

re: #485 The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin

Rock-ribbed.

Or he is saying Rock Ridge - since they have to destroy the town before the sheriff organizes all the immigrants and laborers.

515
thedopefishlives  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:11pm

re: #506 jaunte

We know they can defeat aliens!

To be fair, I do have a soft spot for the big-gunned old boats. I wouldn’t mind seeing something of that scale and firepower kept around for shore bombardment missions. But, the Navy is developing newer and better weapons that can be run from smaller and better ships (read: OMG RAILGUNZ), so perhaps the GOP should get with the times rather than pining for the military of the WWII days, which won primarily through numbers and materiel capacity.

516
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:17pm

Koch ad! Drink!

517
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:27pm

In any sane world, this debate and the earlier Fox debacle would be enough to ensure no Republican would see the inside of the White House except as a visitor for at least 8 years. But no, by this time tomorrow, the soundbytes from this shitfest will be used across the media as examples of how “serious” they are.

Permission to hang myself?

518
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:39pm

I was going to do more productive things with my evening but there was debate snark and bad lighting so I have mostly just taken a photo of the work I did on the plane and failed to start the new piece. Must happen tomorrow.

519
bratwurst  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:26:58pm

I used to find Huckabee to be an entertaining character (while agreeing with him on virtually nothing). Maybe it was the self-deprecating humor…or the Saturday night up with (white) people good times hour, I am not sure.

Now though I find him to be the most despicable person on that dais…and that is saying something!

Ok, most despicable person ASIDE from Scott Walker…I got carried away there.

520
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:27:16pm

re: #517 Targetpractice

In any sane world, this debate and the earlier Fox debacle would be enough to ensure no Republican would see the inside of the White House except as a visitor for at least 8 years. But no, by this time tomorrow, the soundbytes from this shitfest will be used across the media as examples of how “serious” they are.

Permission to hang myself?

Denied. We need all the sane people votes we can get.

521
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:27:20pm

re: #510 klys (maker of Silmarils)

No.

If it lasts more than four hours I’m going to have to go see a physician.

popcorn gives you digestive problems?

522
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:27:32pm

Just for completion, they really should invite the Koch Brothers onstage for the next one of these things.

523
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:27:50pm

re: #521 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

popcorn gives you digestive problems?

Too many dicks standing at attention for too long and I worry about heart issues.

524
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:28:00pm

Rand Paul: YAY A POT QUESTION! NOW I CAN GET THE EMOPROGS TO LOVE ME AGAIN!

525
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:28:01pm

CHRISTIE JUST LOST THE VOTE FROM YOUNG PEOPLE!!!

526
Charles Johnson  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:28:02pm
527
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:28:28pm

re: #519 bratwurst

I used to find Huckabee to be an entertaining character (while agreeing with him on virtually nothing). Maybe it was the self-deprecating humor…or the Saturday night up with (white) people good times hour, I am not sure.

Now though I find him to be the most despicable person on that dais…and that is saying something!

Ok, most despicable person ASIDE from Scott Walker…I got carried away there.

Huckabee is a Torquemada wannabe who is pretty good at disguising his theo-fascism under a veneer of charm.

528
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:28:39pm

rehab vs. incarceration

but is there enough money it it Rand?

529
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:29:14pm

STATES’ RIGHTS

… but he has a good point about the Drug War.

530
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:29:30pm

Damn it! I agree with Rand Paul about drugs!

531
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:29:45pm

re: #530 teleskiguy

Damn it! I agree with Rand Paul about drugs!

Five minute rule.

532
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:29:58pm

Nobody’s allowed to die tonight.

Given that whatever’s happening isn’t a debate, and doesn’t have enough bungie chainsaw fighting to be Thunderdome, odds are pretty good it’s either fetish porn or some kind of soul-stealing necromancy.

If you feel like dying, burn some sage and sit in a circle of salt until the sensation passes.

(Sorry, don’t have any magical defenses versus fetish porn)

533
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:07pm

ooooh, Jeb’s in trouble with Barbara!

I don’t envy him.

534
Romantic Heretic  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:08pm

re: #454 StephenMeansMe

“Western civilization”! Drink!

What would any of the GOP hopefuls know about civilization? They’re barbarians to the core.

535
nines09  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:10pm

re: #492 WhatEVs

Is that the guy who was walking?

I’m pulling your leg. It is a fantastic photo. I think whoever shot it caught that dog just as he touched down from a leap. I found it and I’m keeping it. That little mutt is my now 6 year old Cookie as a pup. I have to get, have a great night.

536
ObserverArt  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:22pm

re: #501 Tigger2

Huck I believe in separation of church and state.

I have been hoping for a long time for someone to really make that a point. And I’d also ask the same people to give me an example and a real reason why they can’t practice their religion. They are either going to have to say they just hate gays or admit nothing has really changed and they just have a burr up the ol’ butt.

537
Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:25pm

Drugs are bad, mmkay…..

538
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:36pm
*COUGH cough COUGH cough COUGH*
539
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:44pm

Rand Paul twostep: he gives with the pot laws, and he takes it away with the states rights.

540
WhatEVs  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:44pm
541
Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:54pm

re: #522 BongCrodny

Just for completion, they really should invite the Koch Brothers onstage for the next one of these things.

Maybe it could be like the wheel of fortune episodes where two person teams work together. Or maybe it could be Who Wants to be a Millionaire, with all help being lifelines.

542
Decatur Deb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:30:56pm

Is there an aftershow? Like where Tucker Carlson goes and interviews them in the locker room?

543
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:31:09pm

re: #530 teleskiguy

Damn it! I agree with Rand Paul about drugs!

IIRC, Libertarians have always had the right stance on drugs —at least pot.

They used to be pro-choice as well, don’t know how they are now.

544
Romantic Heretic  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:31:14pm

re: #463 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

yawn well who dya think won this bullshit festival?

Not the American people, that’s for sure.

545
Targetpractice  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:31:41pm

A question about marijuana in a debate that you’d have to be high to enjoy.

546
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:31:42pm
547
Lidane  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:31:49pm

I hate the fact that I agree with Rand Paul on drugs.

548
Belafon  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:05pm

re: #543 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

IIRC, Libertarians have always had the right stance on drugs —at least pot.

They used to be pro-choice as well, don’t know how they are now.

Republicans who want to do drugs.

549
The alpuzzzzz from Wisconsin  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:15pm

re: #542 Decatur Deb

Is there an aftershow? Like where Tucker Carlson goes and interviews them in the locker room?

Yes. In only a towel and a bowtie. Epic.

550
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:19pm

re: #543 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Sort of: I think they’ve been mostly of the “legalize everything” but also “don’t bother with treatment” persuasion.

551
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:27pm

Christie riding the fence.

That has to be uncomfortable.

552
Tigger2  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:51pm

re: #538 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

If I wasn’t so old that’s what I would like to do after this debate just so I could forget I watched it.

553
Single-handed sailor  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:32:58pm

Gateway drug. pffft.

554
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:17pm

Rand’s constituency would love legalized pot in their state. It’s the #1 crop —think of the tax revenue.

555
EPR-radar  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:20pm

re: #547 Lidane

I hate the fact that I agree with Rand Paul on drugs.

That’s a bit pointless. It’s like hating the fact that I agree with Trump that taxes on the rich should go up.

556
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:26pm

Shut up Christie! Fuckin’ gateway drugs. You know what gateway drugs are? Alcohol and tobacco, you fuckin’ prick.

557
Reality Based Steve  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:28pm

re: #551 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Christie riding the fence.

That has to be uncomfortable.

The fence isn’t enjoying it either.

RBS

558
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:28pm

re: #553 Single-handed sailor

Gateway drug. pffft.

But alcohol is legal.

559
aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:33:54pm

re: #547 Lidane

I hate the fact that I agree with Rand Paul on drugs.

Rand is the only candidate who has sounded sane. Scary.

560
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:34:03pm

Rand: COLORAD-AH

561
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:34:08pm
Paul thinks the issue of marijuana legalization “is best left to the states,” Gor said Friday. “He’s spoken multiple times that Washington should not get in the way of voters who have passed various types of legislation dealing with cannabis.”
…….
But the senator has stopped short of calling for full legalization, as has been done in Colorado, telling the Hoover Institution in 2013 that he isn’t “willing to go all the way to say it is a good idea.”
“I think people who use marijuana all the time lose IQ points,” Paul said. “I think they lose their drive to show up for work.”
kentucky.com
562
teleskiguy  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:34:26pm
563
Jenner7  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:34:42pm

As my daughter says, “I’m booored.”

564
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:35:09pm

re: #561 jaunte

And that should solve the “agreeing with Rand Paul on drugs” issue.

565
I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:35:20pm

Oh geez

566
Cheechako  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:35:48pm

re: #540 WhatEVs

[Embedded content]

Yippee!!!!

567
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:36:03pm

Go away Carly. Also I feel like the “drug addiction epidemic” thing is probably like the “youth crime epidemic” thing of the 1990s, as in, not happening.

568
jaunte  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:36:06pm

re: #564 klys (maker of Silmarils)

He’s a weasel.

569
aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:37:07pm

Early, alcohol is worse.

570
Blizard  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:37:12pm

re: #513 teleskiguy

Thank you!

571
The Ghost of a Flea  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:37:40pm

re: #563 Jenner7

I didn’t realize “boor” was a verb, but it’s certainly appropriate at the moment.

572
aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:38:10pm

re: #569 aagcobb

Early, alcohol is worse.

Carly that is

573
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:38:27pm

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

574
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:39:42pm

You think Pataki, Santorum, Jindal and Graham are watching this thing?

575
StephenMeansMe  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:40:42pm

Wasn’t Social Security going insolvent in 7-8 years like 7-8 years ago?

576
aagcobb  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:42:40pm

Christie lying, he proposed cutting as for the poor.

577
BongCrodny  Sep 16, 2015 • 7:44:17pm

“Wild left wing idea”: breathable air and drinkable water.


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