Right Wing Blogger Steven Crowder Backs Up Carly Fiorina’s Planned Parenthood Lies by Lying Some More

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As we wrote in the previous post, Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina blatantly lied in last night’s debate about a gory scene in one of those deceptively edited Planned Parenthood “sting” videos; she described this imaginary scene like this:

“A fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking, while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.”

This scene does not appear in any of the videos circulated by the right wing hatchet men of the Center for Medical Progress. But now, right wing bloggers and pundits are trying to shore up Fiorina’s lies by circulating this image from one of the videos (I’m hiding this tweet by default because the photo he links to is gory and disturbing):

Click to Reveal

Crowder says, “Trigger warning: truth exposed.”

But in fact, this is yet another lie. These people are absolutely shameless.

The video posted by the Center for Medical Progress does not show an “aborted fetus” at all. They used a picture of a baby that miscarried and was stillborn at 19 weeks; here’s the article it comes from, at the Daily Mail. (Their edited video also contains a clip showing a fetus on an examining table, taken from the far right “Grantham Collection” with no information about where it comes from or what it actually shows, although it’s clearly unrelated to the woman in the video.)

So now these evil fuckers are exploiting pain and tragedy to spread their lies. Note that when this deceptive ploy was revealed last month, the Center for Medical Progress was forced to update the description of their video at YouTube; it now contains this note at the top:

Image of Walter Fretz, born prematurely at 19 weeks, from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542212/Mother-shares-heartbreaking-photos-baby-miscarried-19-weeks.html
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So even though the Center for Medical Progress themselves have come clean about this misleading image, right wing propagandists like Steven Crowder continue to use the disturbing photo to hoodwink gullible people.

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305 comments
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Franklin  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:17:11pm

Also, here is the video where Carly Fiorina doubles down when challenged by George Stephanopoulos.

Video

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Iwouldprefernotto  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:18:00pm

I’m glad thet they are making an issue of this, it will hurt them in the general.

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Archangelus  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:18:27pm

RWNJs hit rock bottom, then start using industrial equipment to dig deeper.
As utterly vile as it is false, and not surprising in the least - and almost certainly going to come back to haunt then in the future…

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mr.fusion  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:19:22pm

I hope she gets asked to provide the video in every single interview she does from here on out

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Varek Raith  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:20:34pm

These people are ghoulish.

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Bubblehead II  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:22:34pm

re: #5 Varek Raith

These people are ghoulish.

I think they graduated from being ghoulish to outright ghouls.

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Archangelus  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:25:05pm

re: #5 Varek Raith

These people are ghoulish.

“Hey! I find that offensive!!!”
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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:27:52pm
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nines09  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:28:50pm

Let’s find one interviewer who will ask her to supply the video. Just one. We don’t have news anymore, as CNN so aptly proved last night, we have infomercials of lies and duplicity with no push back when it is spoken. They will continue to go on Fox and others who do not raise questions, and if they appear on any other “news” source, that channel will not ask because they don’t want to miss out on the “ratings.”

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#CampaignZero  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:29:36pm

Syrian tripped by Hungarian camerawoman gets job offer at Spanish soccer coaching school

washingtonpost.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:29:43pm

At the event, Kentucky pastor Randy Smith yelled:

“It doesn’t matter what the Supreme Court of the United States says!” Smith yelled. “It does not matter what the federal judge, David Bunning, said. When you stand before God and I stand before God, we’re not going to be before the Supreme Court of the United States of America, but we’re going to be before the Supreme God because there is no other God except the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob!”

welp.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:29:52pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:31:33pm

re: #6 Bubblehead II

I think they graduated from being ghoulish to outright ghouls.

Crowder et al. are right wing nut jobs. Being a ghoul is only part of their job description.

We’ve pretty much reached the point where no possible epithet is as bad as “wingnut”.

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Ian G.  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:32:59pm

Not that I watched (I’d rather repeatedly shoot my testicles with a Taser), but didn’t Jeb! claim his brother “kept us safe” from the terrorists?

OK, Jeb. I invite you to step out of a helicopter 1368 feet above a spot in lower Manhattan. If your brother kept us safe, you should step onto the roof of a building. If not…..well, you get the idea.

Care to take my “he kept us safe” challenge?

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:33:28pm

Twitter caches those images; I didn’t mean for that to be the meta image. Very frustrating that you can’t easily change them.

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Ian G.  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:33:54pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

He forgot “and Muhammad is his prophet”.

Oh right, wrong theocratic lunacy.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:35:37pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:06pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:14pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

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Hey! I take offense to that! There are at least that many voices in my head.///

Afternoon Lizardim.

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nines09  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:40pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Start a Grift train, Grift train
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Join hands (Con ride)
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Ian G.  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:41pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Did you expect any different a response?

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:50pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

If there is no other god than the god of Abraham, Issac and Jacob, then why does the first commandment suggest that there are other gods? As a matter of fact, I’m fairly certain that there are quite a few passages in the old testament that can be read to suggest that other gods exist.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:36:52pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:37:13pm

re: #21 Ian G.

Did you expect any different a response?

Not really. Just wanted to make him say it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:37:29pm

re: #14 Ian G.

Not that I watched (I’d rather repeatedly shoot my testicles with a Taser), but didn’t Jeb! claim his brother “kept us safe” from the terrorists?

OK, Jeb. I invite you to step out of a helicopter 1368 feet above a spot in lower Manhattan. If your brother kept us safe, you should step onto the roof of a building. If not…..well, you get the idea.

Care to take my “he kept us safe” challenge?

“My brother kept us safe! Mostly. Apart from that one thing.”

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:37:44pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

So, Mr. Smith is a militant atheist with respect to all gods but his own, but almost certainly despises atheists.

I fail to see the big difference between not believing in N gods and not believing in N+1 gods when N is several thousand.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:39:49pm

re: #26 EPR-radar

So, Mr. Smith is a militant atheist with respect to all gods but his own, but almost certainly despises atheists.

I fail to see the big difference between not believing in N gods and not believing in N+1 gods when N is several thousand.

It’s 1.
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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:42:27pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

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blueraven  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:42:45pm

re: #1 Franklin

Also, here is the video where Carly Fiorina doubles down when challenged by George Stephanopoulos.

[Embedded content]

Pretty weak “challenge” from GS.
Our librul media!

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:42:52pm

re: #25 Blind Frog Belly White

“My brother kept us safe! Mostly. Apart from that one thing.”

Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

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Eventual Carrion  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:43:19pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

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At the event, Kentucky pastor Randy Smith yelled:

welp.

Then fucking leave and move to a country run by religious people that believe that too. Iran should be good for you guys. Saudi Arabia maybe, wife won’t get that cush job there tho’ so hubby may have to work.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:43:25pm

Really, open up Emily’s TL in a new tab!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:44:32pm
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Ian G.  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:44:40pm

re: #26 EPR-radar

That’s one way I try to explain my atheism to believers. The most millitant religious nut is an atheist when it comes to 99% of the gods that have ever been worshipped. I just take it that 1% further, and am skeptical of stories about Moses/Jesus/Muhammad just as everyone (these days) is skeptical of stories about Isis, Thor, Marduk, or Pachamama.

OK, there are probably indigenous people in the Andes who still worship Pachamama.

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:44:44pm

re: #30 Shiplord Kirel

HUR HUR HUR! GEORGE BUSH BECAME PRESIDENT ON SEPTEMBER 12, 2001, EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT WAS CLINTON’S FAULT!!!! AND EVERYTHING AFTER SEPTEMBER 15, 2001 WAS TOTALLY OBUMMERS’ FAULT!”

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:45:15pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:45:37pm

The right wing has gone from bad to evil to utterly depraved. I guess demonic is up next.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:46:42pm
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:46:42pm

CNN calls Fiorina’s biggest lie of the debate “True but misleading”

*facepalm*

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:47:07pm

re: #36 Kragar

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“Unintelligent” would be a compliment for this cretin. He’s working on one, maybe two brain cells max.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:47:13pm

re: #37 Shiplord Kirel

The right wing has gone from bad to evil to utterly depraved. I guess demonic is up next.

That’s about it. After all the next big step into further depravity for the GOP would be full use of political scapegoating, which always ends up having a body count.

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Varek Raith  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:47:31pm

re: #39 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

CNN calls Fiorina’s biggest lie of the debate “True but misleading”

*facepalm*

I am God.

CNN fact check; True but misleading.

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:47:49pm

re: #39 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

they might as well have said it was truthy… but I’m guessing Colbert or Viacom trademarked that term.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:48:09pm

re: #37 Shiplord Kirel

The right wing has gone from bad to evil to utterly depraved. I guess demonic is up next.

I dunno. Those two demons in ‘Reaper’ seemed like a nice couple.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:49:20pm

On Wednesday, however, questions were raised about the way in which Mr. Crowder had edited his video. After speaking with a witness to the events, the liberal blogger Chris Savage argued on his site Eclectablog that the video edit was misleading:

This video is actually a composite of a things that happened over the course of the day, many of them hours apart. The initial conversation happened early in the morning. At about 0:16, it cuts to Crowder saying, “You’ve already destroyed one tent, leave this one alone.” That happened hours after the interview with the union workers that starts the segment. The guy he’s talking to is standing quite a distance from the tent but Crowder insists that he’s somehow tearing down the tent.

Selective editing at about 0:39 mark shows what appears to be union guy attacking Crowder for no apparent reason. However, if you look closely, you’ll see that the guy is getting up off the ground — that he was NOT the one that became aggressive first.

As Mr. Savage noted, raw video of the scuffle over the tent shot by another camera showed that the man who punched Mr. Crowder was engaged in an angry discussion with a defender of the tent when the comedian stepped in between them. Within seconds the fight broke out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:50:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:51:22pm
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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:53:18pm

I really don’t like making nasty remarks about political candidates - but Ms. Fiorina is making it extremely difficult to keep to that.

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Jayleia  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:53:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:53:46pm
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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:54:20pm

re: #48 makeitstop

I really don’t like making nasty remarks about political candidates - but Ms. Fiorina is making it extremely difficult to keep to that.

There are plenty of things you can say about her without being nasty. The facts of her reign of terror at HP are well-known.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:54:29pm

if i remember kerrect, carly called pp a criminal organization

if so, can pp sue for slander?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:54:56pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:55:21pm

re: #39 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

CNN calls Fiorina’s biggest lie of the debate “True but misleading”

*facepalm*

Impressive. Perhaps I should rethink my political views. It’s appealing that something like “I am a warrior mage of astonishing magical and physical prowess” could become true simply because I say it in my official capacity as a GOP truth-maker.

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dell*nix  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:56:47pm

Weren’t the videos subjected to forensic tests and found to have deletions?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:56:53pm

re: #54 EPR-radar

Impressive. Perhaps I should rethink my political views. It’s appealing that something like “I am a warrior mage of astonishing magical and physical prowess” could become true simply because I say it in my official capacity as a GOP truth-maker.

Welcome to the post factual phase of American political decline

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:56:58pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:57:09pm

re: #51 thedopefishlives

There are plenty of things you can say about her without being nasty. The facts of her reign of terror at HP are well-known.

The fact that she is running for office as a Republican is nastier than just about any random insult can be, unless one is especially creative.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:57:48pm

re: #54 EPR-radar

Impressive. Perhaps I should rethink my political views. It’s appealing that something like “I am a warrior mage of astonishing magical and physical prowess” could become true simply because I say it in my official capacity as a GOP truth-maker.

Objective reality is just a crutch for people who don’t want to live in a paranoid, dystopic fantasy world.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:58:50pm

re: #58 EPR-radar

The fact that she is running for office as a Republican is nastier than just about any random insult can be, unless one is especially creative.

I would ask Carly what it’s like working in the Senate.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:59:01pm

re: #39 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

CNN calls Fiorina’s biggest lie of the debate “True but misleading”

*facepalm*

I think CNN’s “fact check” is just a Magic 8 Ball in a back room somewhere.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 1:59:54pm

re: #55 dell*nix

Weren’t the videos subjected to forensic tests and found to have deletions?

Planned Parenthood Videos Were Altered, Analysis Finds
nytimes.com

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:00:06pm

re: #61 thedopefishlives

I think CNN’s “fact check” is just a Magic 8 Ball in a back room somewhere.

I think CNN is bought and paid for. Whose checks cleared are what determines how the ‘fact-checking’ goes.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:01:25pm
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Varek Raith  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:01:33pm

re: #63 EPR-radar

I think CNN is bought and paid for. Whose checks cleared are what determines how the ‘fact-checking’ goes.

Fake but accurate!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:02:25pm

re: #65 Varek Raith

Fake but accurate!

Truthy!

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bratwurst  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:02:40pm

Everyone who will still be running by the time of the next GOP debate, please step forward.

Uh, not so fast Scott Walker…

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:03:34pm

re: #64 Kragar

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So, if Planned Parenthood weighs the same as a duck…it means she’s made of wood….

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:03:53pm

OT and small potatoes, but I just went over 5,000 Karma (probably last night). I discovered this site when John Cole blogged about Chuck abandoning the right. I know there are a few of us who came on then. We missed all the ‘fun’ of the realignment.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:03:57pm
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Higgs Boson's Mate  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:05:07pm

re: #39 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

CNN calls Fiorina’s biggest lie of the debate “True but misleading”

*facepalm*

IOW, CNN has declared that it will go to any lengths to maintain the illusion that the GOP has not gone batshit insane. CNN is validating GOP lies. Think about that for a few seconds.

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:05:24pm

re: #52 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

probably needs more than saying its a criminal enterprise (otherwise Monsanto and every bank in the country would be suing everyone who calls them criminals). if it were more specific, then possibly - but defamation is generally very difficult to prove up.

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:06:02pm

re: #51 thedopefishlives

There are plenty of things you can say about her without being nasty. The facts of her reign of terror at HP are well-known.

That’s true. But her attitude makes my skin crawl. She’s fucking lying, but she’s so goddamn condescending about it. Rest assured…

I’m holding my tongue here. And it ain’t easy right now.

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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:07:45pm

re: #69 stpaulbear

OT and small potatoes, but I just went over 5,000 Karma (probably last night). I discovered this site when John Cole blogged about Chuck abandoning the right. I know there are a few of us who came on then. We missed all the ‘fun’ of the realignment.

Over 5,000 Karma on 1,349 comments is damn fine! Congrats, no-longer-a-hatchling!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:07:57pm

My guess is that Yoest has no idea how the law is written.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:08:32pm

It’s maddening how the media enables these candidates lies.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:09:18pm

re: #69 stpaulbear

OT and small potatoes, but I just went over 5,000 Karma (probably last night). I discovered this site when John Cole blogged about Chuck abandoning the right. I know there are a few of us who came on then. We missed all the ‘fun’ of the realignment.

Since Charles didn’t delete it, we can always go back and sample the crazy times.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:09:21pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

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My guess is that Yoest has no idea how the law is written.

It would honestly shock me. So many people believe their money goes to abortion as is.

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nines09  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:09:35pm

re: #76 HappyWarrior

It’s maddening how the media enables these candidates lies.

I think the word is “complicit”.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:11:23pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

Since Charles didn’t delete it, we can always go back and sample the crazy times.

Let’s not and say we did, ‘kay?

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stpaulbear  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:11:50pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

Since Charles didn’t delete it, we can always go back and sample the crazy times.

It’s hard enough just keeping up with the present. ;)

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:13:41pm
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HappyWarrior  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:13:47pm

re: #79 nines09

I think the word is “complicit”.

Yes that works better.

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William Lewis  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:16:07pm

So, thank you for all your thoughts and prayers yesterday, Lizards.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:17:50pm

re: #84 William Lewis

{{{lewises}}}

I missed your original post on this topic, but I am glad things went well. You have thoughts and prayers going forward.

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Mike Lamb  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:17:52pm

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

I have to think that at some point these attorneys run the risk of being sanctioned for frivolous filings.

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#CampaignZero  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:18:27pm

re: #84 William Lewis

Strength to you William. xxoo

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:20:16pm

re: #84 William Lewis

So, thank you for all your thoughts and prayers yesterday, Lizards.

Strength to you, friend.

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Joe Bacon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:20:50pm

re: #84 William Lewis

Hoping everything works out OK. Sending prayers!

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:20:51pm

re: #82 Teukka

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b_sharp  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:21:40pm
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William Lewis  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:22:52pm

And now for something completely different… for the guitar players out there, I’ve been noodling a bit. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Not a great recording and I’ve got bobbles all over in it, but it’s fun to hear for myself how far I’ve come since February…

cl.ly

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:24:03pm

re: #84 William Lewis

Best wishes!

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b_sharp  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:25:48pm

re: #92 William Lewis

And now for something completely different… for the guitar players out there, I’ve been noodling a bit. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Not a great recording and I’ve got bobbles all over in it, but it’s fun to hear for myself how far I’ve come since February…

cl.ly

Sounds good.
Keep at it.

Sounds like your guitar is slightly out of tune though.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:26:25pm
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William Lewis  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:27:17pm

re: #94 b_sharp

Hmm. Used the clip on right before. May have to check the battery. Thanks!

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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:27:45pm

re: #76 HappyWarrior

It’s maddening how the media enables these candidates lies.

Hey Happy…I think you left out a word or two

It’s maddening how the entertainment media enables these candidates lies so they get more ratings.

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William Lewis  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:28:23pm

Last for now, off to make cheap pizza for awhile. Have a good evening Lizards.

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b_sharp  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:29:32pm

re: #96 William Lewis

Hmm. Used the clip on right before. May have to check the battery. Thanks!

It could also be the recording & listening over the Internet.

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b_sharp  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:30:27pm

re: #96 William Lewis

Hmm. Used the clip on right before. May have to check the battery. Thanks!

One note just sounded a tad flat to me.

Might have been the b.

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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:31:23pm

re: #84 William Lewis

So, thank you for all your thoughts and prayers yesterday, Lizards.

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Good luck with it all William and I hope all the care is good and helps him.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:35:22pm

re: #84 William Lewis

Many hugs and prayers from the Anon family to yours. I’m glad to hear things went as well as they could.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:37:43pm

re: #95 Charles Johnson

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I sent him some love in Latin…It behooves you to go fuck yourself!

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A Mom Anon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:37:49pm

re: #90 Kragar

Yeah and I swear there was one about loving your neighbor. Which I tend to interpret as Don’t Be A Dick.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:38:17pm

re: #104 A Mom Anon

Yeah and I swear there was one about loving your neighbor. Which I tend to interpret as Don’t Be A Dick.

Yeah, but you don’t understand, Jesus’ neighbors weren’t BLACK!

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:39:02pm

Not sure why I bother. He’s not going to read it.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:40:42pm

re: #106 Charles Johnson

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Not sure why I bother. He’s not going to read it.

Yeah, but it’s Thursday.

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Targetpractice  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:41:29pm

re: #106 Charles Johnson

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Not sure why I bother. He’s not going to read it.

The talking point I’ve heard since that report came out is “PP hired them, so of course they’d say that!” Yet you’ll note that no conservative outlets are rushing to get their own “independent” companies to analyze the videos.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:42:07pm
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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:44:02pm

re: #90 Kragar

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:44:53pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:45:03pm

Wondering where all the GOP candidates went after last night’s debate?

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:45:13pm

re: #105 thedopefishlives

dogma rufus

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:46:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:46:56pm
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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:47:14pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:47:43pm

Guess what? Even Anton Scalia isn’t as crazed as the worst gun nuts. Bet someones’ gonna threaten to storm the supreme court with their guns blazing now!

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gocart mozart  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:49:05pm

re: #23 Backwoods_Sleuth

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:49:06pm

re: #112 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nope
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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:49:30pm

I love it when they clutch their pearls like this. Oh NO - CURSING!

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:50:31pm

re: #106 Charles Johnson

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:51:06pm
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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:51:43pm
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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:51:47pm

re: #120 Charles Johnson

I thought one of the fringe benefits of being a grown up was being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves without the threat of being sent to your room? Granted, I’d trade that right for forgiveness of my student loan debt, but still…

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:52:09pm

re: #124 KGxvi

I thought one of the fringe benefits of being a grown up was being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves without the threat of being sent to your room? Granted, I’d trade that right for forgiveness of my student loan debt, but still…

*ding* You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal parameters.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:52:40pm
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Lidane  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:52:54pm

Gee, ya think?

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No Depression  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:53:15pm

Heh.

Video

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:53:40pm

re: #127 Lidane

RINO!!1! IMPEACH!! RECALL!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:54:02pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:54:34pm

re: #127 Lidane

Speaking of Ahmed Mohamed…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:54:40pm

Back at the House defund PP hearing:

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:55:37pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:57:00pm

re: #131 CriticalDragon1177

Speaking of Ahmed Mohamed…

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The cops at officer.com can’t decide whether to scoff at silly librul teachers, blame the MSM or call it a Muslim conspiracy to make cops look bad.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:58:35pm

Might actually make a really fun superhero cartoon!

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 2:59:53pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:00:25pm

re: #130 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump is truly odious. A bad loser and worse winner is the best that could be said of him.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:01:14pm

Talking about Ahmed Mohammad and the Islamophobic wingnuts…..

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:02:32pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:04:09pm

Well dayum they didn’t have Twitter in Abe Lincoln’s day but this guy just won the yet-to-be-invented Internet:

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Varek Raith  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:04:15pm

re: #139 goddamnedfrank

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Something something heat maps something something.
I r winner.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:04:59pm

re: #138 CriticalDragon1177

*Insert pic of Reagan with the Taliban in the White House*

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lawhawk  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:05:02pm

re: #95 Charles Johnson

Danny Blanton? Who? Who exactly is that and why should we care who he is again?

Because I’m all out of [deleteds] to give.

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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:05:07pm

These people don’t understand how logic works. It’s hard to believe this guy can tie his shoes.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:05:22pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:08:21pm

How many times do you have to watch the same Facebook Miscarried Stillborn Babby spliced in the middle of Holly O’Donnell’s lying face hole to know it’s fake?

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:08:22pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:10:51pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:12:00pm

Speaking of Planned Parenthood, should we tell them?

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:12:36pm

re: #148 Charles Johnson

I suppose he doesn’t want statistics on sexual intercourse among minority populations. //

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:12:39pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:12:46pm

re: #148 Charles Johnson

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Disturbing fact for today…#Istandwithann is now a thing. really.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:13:34pm

A little OT, but did we ever find out what Crowder was rambling on about when he went to the Grand Rapids Feminist film Festival in his underwear? He said he somehow made THEM look foolish, but it’s not clear what he is talking about.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:13:41pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:14:20pm

re: #140 The Vicious Babushka

That’s a lotta taken the Lord’s name in vain!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:14:37pm

Moron Percentage Strikes Again

CBS News/New York Times Poll. Sept. 9-13, 2015. N=1,261 adults nationwide. Margin of error ± 3.

“Which comes closest to your view about illegal immigrants who are living in the U.S.? They should be allowed to stay in the U.S. and eventually apply for citizenship. They should be allowed to stay in the U.S. legally, but not be allowed to apply for citizenship. OR, They should be required to leave the U.S.” Options rotated

Stay, apply for citizenship 58%
Stay, not apply for citizenship 10%
Be required to leave 27%
Unsure/Fish 5%

if we assume that republicans are roughly 50% of the electorate - going by recent presidential elections - then the moron lobby is about 55% of republican voters

enough to nominate trump, but maybe a liability in the general

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:15:23pm

re: #149 Nyet

Non-religious woman who refused judge’s order to meet with Christian counselor loses her sons

Raw story had that up last week, although she supposedly finished the sessions and still has custody.

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:15:40pm

It’s alive. (?)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:15:58pm

re: #141 Varek Raith

Something something heat maps something something.
I r winner.

PIXELS!!!111!!!

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:17:16pm

re: #155 Kragar

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:17:31pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

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I’m guessing he dressed in the dark.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:18:08pm
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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:18:23pm

Here’s a good one from Vicious Babushka

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:18:54pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

Warwick Davis finally facing real competition for creepiest leprechaun ever.

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whitebeach  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:18:56pm

What is all this horseshit about “back your claims by using the unedited tapes or no talkee”? Carly and her asshole followers are the ones saying the tapes show this. It’s up to them to provide the evidence. A lawyer doesn’t tell the jury that CCTV proves that X was at location Y and did act Z and then hand over many hours of tape and make the jurors wade through them. He or she puts the relevant segment on screen and says “There’s the proof.” If the tapes, edited or not, show what Miss Botox says they do, it should be easy to prove it. Since no one seems to be able to do this, the conclusion is pretty obvious. Carly is either a liar or a nut job or both.

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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:19:42pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

What’s that clown up to? Damn he is weird.

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:19:56pm

re: #158 Aunty Entity Dragon

Raw story had that up last week, although she supposedly finished the sessions and still has custody.

After losing it.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:20:10pm

re: #164 CriticalDragon1177

There is actually no inconsistency there, once it is realized that RWNJs are in favor or abortion bans precisely because of the deaths that will result from illegal abortions.

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lawhawk  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:21:12pm

re: #159 Nyet

He’s trying to dress as a militarized Droog? Seriously?

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:21:17pm

re: #167 ObserverArt

What’s that clown up to? Damn he is weird.

Hopefully no guns around.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:22:11pm

Random observation from Starbucks: Every goddamned time I see a uniformed cop with a tactical thigh holster he’s constantly putting his hand on his gun. That shit is seriously nervous making, departments should make an effort to drill that behavior out of them.

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CriticalDragon1177  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:22:31pm

re: #164 CriticalDragon1177

Hmmm… I forgot something!

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:23:51pm

Chuck going full Nazi?

They never have my number at Wal-Mart: 14 or 88!

facebook.com

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:23:56pm
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Ace-o-aces  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:24:11pm

re: #148 Charles Johnson

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Do I want to know the context of this little gem?

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lawhawk  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:24:52pm

re: #174 Nyet

Yeah, full metal white supremacist/neo Nazi.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:25:09pm

re: #176 Ace-o-aces

Do I want to know the context of this little gem?

It’s a day ending in -y.

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thedopefishlives  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:26:10pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

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Going for the James O’Keefe look?

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:26:30pm
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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:26:45pm

re: #163 Kragar

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LOL. “I must cordially decline your offer to be time-fucked.”

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:27:09pm

re: #176 Ace-o-aces

Do I want to know the context of this little gem?

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:27:33pm

re: #179 thedopefishlives

Going for the James O’Keefe look?

I believe the look is called “Nouveau Douche”.

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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:28:34pm

re: #177 lawhawk

Yeah, full metal white supremacist/neo Nazi.

Eventually it always comes out. So much of the right wing philosophy is rooted in racism. They hate it when you point it out, but it’s true. And the proof can be seen in “Cleek’s Law”, which simply states that their positions change daily, based on whether or not liberals are for something, because they think everything liberals want is related to free stuff for minorities.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:29:12pm

re: #183 Kragar

I believe the look is called “Nouveau Douche”.

Steamprick.

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:29:40pm

re: #140 The Vicious Babushka

Well dayum they didn’t have Twitter in Abe Lincoln’s day but this guy just won the yet-to-be-invented Internet:

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When the notorious Republican cannibal Alferd Packer was sentenced after his first trial, a local paper reported that the judge did so with these words:

Stand up yah voracious man-eatin’ sonofabitch and receive yir sintince. When yah came to Hinsdale County, there was siven Dimmycrats. But you, yah et five of ‘em, goddam yah. I sintince yah t’ be hanged by th’ neck ontil yer dead, dead, dead, as a warnin’ ag’in reducin’ th’ Dimmycratic populayshun of this county. Packer, you Republican cannibal, I would sintince ya ta hell but the statutes forbid it. (emphasis added)

Alas, the quote is apparently a fabrication, though it is a fact that there are still very few Democrats in Hinsdale County, Colorado.

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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:29:51pm
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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:30:31pm

I have a feeling that if Scotty Walker crashes and burns soon, it is going to really ding him big time in his home state. It would not surprise me to see this kill his political career. I think his fragile backing in Wisconsin will go away as he will be seen as a loser even by his Republican backers.

He was new and shiny, he will come out of his run for the GOP candidacy as a used and beat up junker.

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:31:46pm

re: #125 thedopefishlives

*ding* You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal parameters.

What about the three seashells?

/

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Decatur Deb  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:32:52pm

re: #187 wrenchwench

” Programs of a political nature are important end products of social quality that can be effective only if the underlying structure of social values is right. The social values are right only if the individual values are right. The place to improve the world is first in one’s own heart and head and hands, and then work outward from there. Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle.”
—Pirsig

Started on the first kick.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:33:29pm
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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:34:15pm

How old is CCJ? 12 or 13?

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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:34:46pm

re: #190 Decatur Deb

” Programs of a political nature are important end products of social quality that can be effective only if the underlying structure of social values is right. The social values are right only if the individual values are right. The place to improve the world is first in one’s own heart and head and hands, and then work outward from there. Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle.”
—Pirsig

Started on the first kick.

None of my bikes will start!

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lawhawk  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:35:05pm

re: #192 ObserverArt

Chronological or mental? Big difference there. Yooge.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:35:31pm

re: #193 wrenchwench

None of my bikes will start!

You have to kick them more or less continually.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:36:03pm
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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:36:54pm

re: #157 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

27% want illegal immigrants to leave. that’s right on the crazification number. it is honestly amazing how much that number pops up in contemporary politics.

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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:37:04pm

re: #195 Decatur Deb

You have to kick them more or less continually.

I’ll go out on the floor and kick a few right now.

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ObserverArt  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:37:37pm

re: #194 lawhawk

Chronological or mental? Big difference there. Yooge.

Chronological. Mentally I already have him down somewhere around 10 mentally.

/

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Charles Johnson  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:39:34pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

I think I’m gonna hurl.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:39:53pm

re: #182 Nyet

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Funny thing is, I don’t think CCJ understands Coulter was asking a rhetorical question.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:40:58pm

re: #196 Kragar

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Notice how none of the people saying Fiorina wasn’t lying are able to link to a video and a timestamp. Notice how, when one tried, it blew up in his face. Notice how they insist you watch all 12 hours of video to prove that a moment THEY assert exists does not.

Notice how that’s not how argument works.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:41:50pm

re: #159 Nyet

Well, there’s something I could have happily gone my whole life without seeing.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:42:38pm

re: #197 KGxvi

27% want illegal immigrants to leave. that’s right on the crazification number. it is honestly amazing how much that number pops up in contemporary politics.

Probably some kind of natural law or something, like you multiply ten times e and you get the percentage of assholes in society.

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Ace-o-aces  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:43:44pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

I think I’m gonna hurl.

Uh, WTF?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:45:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:46:26pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:46:59pm

re: #196 Kragar

LINK TO THE VIDEO AND TELL ME THE TIMESTAMP WHERE WHAT FIORINA DESCRIBED DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

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KGxvi  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:47:49pm

re: #204 goddamnedfrank

original theory here. Great example here - 27% of California voters voted against an amendment that would simply delete references in the state constitution to courts that had been consolidated. Also, love this example: 1 in 4 Americans are retarded

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#CampaignZero  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:47:57pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

He’s lost weight from the stress.

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#CampaignZero  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:48:37pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

And he’s wearing PJ bottoms.
hahaha

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:49:16pm

re: #208 Blind Frog Belly White

LINK TO THE VIDEO AND TELL ME THE TIMESTAMP WHERE WHAT FIORINA DESCRIBED DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

“ITS RIGHT HERE!”
“Yeah, and here is the evidence proving that its fake.”
“YOU HAVE TO WATCH ALL ELEVENTY HUNDRED HOURS!”

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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:49:28pm

re: #207 Backwoods_Sleuth

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:50:48pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

I think I’m gonna hurl.

I see he’s looking a bit wan these days.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:51:38pm

re: #159 Nyet

It’s alive. (?)

Image: 12042953_10205006514342720_3194290223907166823_n.jpg

Did his wife finally give him his back allowance?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:52:18pm

LOL, UpChuck says Carly’s divorce records are fair game.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:52:31pm

re: #197 KGxvi

27% want illegal immigrants to leave. that’s right on the crazification number. it is honestly amazing how much that number pops up in contemporary politics.

ya that’s what i meant by moron percentage or moron lobby

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Skip Intro  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:52:58pm

re: #215 Timothy Watson

Never too early to get out your Halloween costume.

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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:53:19pm

wtf

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:54:17pm
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blueraven  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:54:31pm

re: #174 Nyet

Chuck going full Nazi?

facebook.com

Well, Weev likes it, so…yeah. I would say “they” think so. Joining Ann Coulter for the win!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:55:32pm

re: #220 Kragar

Why, it’s almost like he makes it up as he goes along!
//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:55:34pm

heh

#WINNING!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:56:30pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

I can think of a way for Chuckie to Win The Internet For All Time, then.

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#CampaignZero  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:56:57pm

I received my plates. They are so cool. (made in China tho)

yeah
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Nyet  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:58:13pm

re: #225 #CampaignZero

Very cool.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:58:22pm
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No Country For Old Haters  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:58:44pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

Embedded Image

#WINNING!

I miss mocking him on Twitter, and I’m too lazy to log onto Facebook to mock him there.

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Skip Intro  Sep 17, 2015 • 3:59:17pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL, UpChuck says Carly’s divorce records are fair game.

So are Trumps, or Limbaughs, for that matter.

Let’s see them all, UpChuck.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:00:13pm

re: #229 Skip Intro

So are Trumps, or Limbaughs, for that matter.

Let’s see them all, UpChuck.

Ted Cruz’s mom and dad…

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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:02:44pm

I think she’s going to be waiting for a long, long time here.

They don’t live in reality. She said it was in the video, but then asks others to find it for her?

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:03:33pm

re: #231 Unabogie

I think she’s going to be waiting for a long, long time here.

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They don’t live in reality. She said it was in the video, but then asks others to find it for her?

They read it on the Internet, it must be true.

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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:04:29pm
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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:07:57pm
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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:08:23pm

re: #231 Unabogie

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:08:44pm

re: #170 lawhawk

He’s trying to dress as a militarized Droog? Seriously?

Hey at least he’s not nekkid!

I would totally throw up if I saw that, and not just in my mouth.

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Unabogie  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:12:10pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:18:41pm

From TheFederalist:

As for Fiorina’s quote, she is likely referring to the entirety of the 10 videos, including the seventh video released by the Center for Medical Progress. Watch the full video for yourself. It does, in fact, show a fully formed fetus, heart beating and legs kicking. And it shows this while Holly O’Donnell, a former organ harvester who worked for StemExpress at a Planned Parenthood affiliate, graphically discuss the harvesting of a brain from a baby whose heart was beating.

Then they link to the SAME FUCKING VIDEO of Holly O’Donnell saying words while they splice the Facebook Miscarriage Babby.

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Shiplord Kirel  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:20:40pm

Some GOOD news
Congressman Randy Neugebauer (AWOL-Lubbock) will not seek re-election in 2016

WASHINGTON - Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX-19), Chairman of the Financial Institutions and Consumer Credit Subcommittee and Vice-Chairman of the House Agriculture Committee, issued the following statement today after announcing he will not seek re-election in 2016 for an eighth Congressional term:

“Every two years, the American people decide who they want to represent them in the ‘People’s House.’ I have asked for that honor seven times, you have overwhelmingly given me that opportunity each time, and I thank you for that. After much thought and prayer, I have decided not to seek re-election in 2016. This was a difficult decision, but I feel this is a good time to end this season of my life and move to another.

Neugebauer is best known for yelling “BABY KILLER!” during a House debate on abortion funding in 2010. He has otherwise been almost invisible, at least to regular people, during his lengthy term. I have frequently asked the fatcats and billionaires he does see to post photos of him holding a recent newspaper so we will at least know he is alive.

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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:21:34pm

First question to Trump’s town hall is “When are we going to get the Muslims here?” He also said Obama was a Muslim.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:22:53pm

“cultural appropriation”???

Ismail Al-Jazari wrote The Book of Knowledge of Ingenious Mechanical Devices in 1206, where he described 100 mechanical devices, some 80 of which are trick vessels of various kinds, along with instructions on how to construct them.
One of the most well known is Al-Jazari’s Elephant Clock:

The elephant clock described by al-Jazari in 1206 is notable for several innovations. It was the first clock in which an automaton reacted after certain intervals of time (in this case, a humanoid robot striking the cymbal and a mechanical robotic bird chirping) and the first water clock to accurately record the passage of the temporal hours to match the uneven length of days throughout the year.[41]

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:23:03pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:23:59pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:24:09pm

re: #231 Unabogie

She says she’s pro-Israel. Guess she’s unaware of their abortion policies.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:24:45pm
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Jayleia  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:25:11pm

re: #240 Jenner7

He was referring to when can we bring over the Syrian refugees, though in a somewhat ham-fisted way, totally.

//

I have to tell myself that…because the implications of the only other interpretation I have is frightening.

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wrenchwench  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:25:58pm
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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:27:02pm

Muslim training camps!!!

FBI knows!

Government taking our ranches!!

I wish I was kidding…this town hall is just awesome.

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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:27:44pm

This is more accurate of first question…

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:28:13pm
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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:30:23pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:30:31pm

WTF NY Times
This is so idiotic I just can’t even
Uber takes 20% of the fares its drivers collect.
Their business model is not even that different from medallion cab system but they fuck their employees harder

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:30:38pm

I almost burst out laughing in an university class while reading this:

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bratwurst  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:32:45pm
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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:33:24pm

re: #242 Kragar

“We’ve got a problem: Muslims. The president’s one of ‘em. You know he’s not even from this country…When can we get rid of [Muslims]?”

I wonder how Trump responded.

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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:35:06pm

re: #255 makeitstop

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:36:04pm

re: #256 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Did S.E. Cupp become part of the “establishment” when I wasn’t looking?

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:36:40pm

re: #256 Jenner7

Amazing. Guy says Obama’s a Muslim, how are we going to “get rid of them all” and Trump says, “We’re going to take a look at that.”

What. The. Fuck.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:37:40pm
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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:37:42pm

re: #258 makeitstop

What. The. Fuck.

Really? DAFUQ?

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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:38:24pm

I bet he’ll go up in the polls now…

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:38:42pm

re: #256 Jenner7

Amazing. Guy says Obama’s a Muslim, how are we going to “get rid of them all” and Trump says, “We’re going to take a look at that.”

So this is how fascism comes to America.

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:38:53pm

re: #259 Kragar

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:39:17pm

re: #256 Jenner7

I really hope there’s video.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:39:27pm

re: #261 Jenner7

I bet he’ll go up in the polls now…

Of course. The GOP base wants fascism so bad they’d probably prefer zombie Hitler to zombie Reagan.

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Jenner7  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:40:01pm

Oh good grief, lady wants Trump to know she has nightmares of beheadings and being put in box cars.

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Kragar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:40:24pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:40:44pm

re: #256 Jenner7

[Embedded content]

Hey, Sippy? How you feeling about your fellow Conservatives these days?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:40:54pm

If Trump is elected, he’s going to get himself impeached/imprisoned in the first 6 months.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:41:28pm

re: #266 Jenner7

Oh good grief, lady wants Trump to know she has nightmares of beheadings and being put in box cars.

Projection. Again. The poor dear is troubled by her fantasies of beheading others and putting them in box cars.

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:42:48pm
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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:43:15pm

re: #262 EPR-radar

So this is how fascism comes to America.

With a bad combover and an even worse attitude.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:43:41pm

re: #269 GlutenFreeJesus

If Trump is elected, he’s going to get himself impeached/imprisoned in the first 6 months.

That can’t happen unless Trump wins as a third party candidate. GOPers in Congress will never again threaten impeachment of a GOP president.

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:44:31pm

re: #269 GlutenFreeJesus

If Trump is elected, he’s going to get himself impeached/imprisoned in the first 6 months.

If he doesn’t start WWIII before that.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:47:07pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:47:43pm

re: #274 Teukka

If he doesn’t start WWIII before that.

But he says he’ll get along with Putin, unless he doesn’t, and then he’ll do something else.

No, seriously. He said that.

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:48:48pm

re: #274 Teukka

If he doesn’t start WWIII before that.

Then, who’s gonna impeach a wartime president?

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:49:46pm

re: #276 Blind Frog Belly White

But he says he’ll get along with Putin, unless he doesn’t, and then he’ll do something else.

No, seriously. He said that.

Trump as President would find some way to insult Putin, perhaps as being uncultured. I’m told that goes over particularly well with KGB thugs.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:50:57pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL, UpChuck says Carly’s divorce records are fair game.

Between that and the outfit in the picture upthread I wouldn’t be surprised if Chuck’s wife left him.

Edited: Replied to wrong comment.

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:51:53pm

re: #277 TedStriker

Then, who’s gonna impeach a wartime president?

And who is going to question draconian impediments to rights and freedoms if done under aegis of national security.

Click to Reveal

Reichstag Fire / Faux Polish Attack

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:52:04pm

re: #278 EPR-radar

Trump as President would find some way to insult Putin, perhaps as being uncultured. I’m told that goes over particularly well with KGB thugs.

Putin will be sure to send Trump some polonium snacks.

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:52:53pm

re: #280 Teukka

And who is going to question draconian impediments to rights and freedoms if done under aegis of national security.

[Embedded content]

The (so-called) PATRIOT Act.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:53:26pm

re: #278 EPR-radar

Trump as President would find some way to insult Putin, perhaps as being uncultured. I’m told that goes over particularly well with KGB thugs.

To follow up on this thought, Putin is probably clever enough to get Trump to make an unjustified first strike. Reading choice excerpts from this theonion.com in a very public setting would likely suffice.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:53:37pm

re: #278 EPR-radar

Trump as President would find some way to insult Putin, perhaps as being uncultured. I’m told that goes over particularly well with KGB thugs.

If Trump’s on his A-game, he’ll call Putin “nekulturny”.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:54:25pm

New Kindle 7” Fire wi-fi tablet for $49.99.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:55:02pm

re: #273 EPR-radar

Believe me. If there were mass deportations of “not white people”, the consequences would make the 1968 Chicago Riots look like a play date.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:55:07pm

re: #278 EPR-radar

Trump as President would find some way to insult Putin, perhaps as being uncultured. I’m told that goes over particularly well with KGB thugs.

Trump says we’ll be so powerful that nobody will challenge us, that we’ll MAKE these other countries do what we want, that we gotta look STRONG, that political correctness is killing us, he’s forever going on about other countries in an adversarial way, he’s a bully and a clown, but he’ll get along with other world leaders SO MUCH better than Obama does.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:55:15pm

re: #264 GlutenFreeJesus

I really hope there’s video.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:55:26pm
I’m really just at a loss for words.
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sagehen  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:56:11pm

re: #262 EPR-radar

So this is how fascism comes to America.

So, not actually wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. Half point demerit to Sinclair Lewis.

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EPR-radar  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:56:44pm

re: #112 Backwoods_Sleuth

Caption: A colon cleansing gone bad.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:56:45pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:56:52pm

re: #287 Blind Frog Belly White

Funny how he thinks political correctness is going to be our undoing, but when someone insults him politically incorrectly, he gets all offended.

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TedStriker  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:57:25pm

re: #293 GlutenFreeJesus

Funny how he thinks political correctness is going to be our undoing, but when someone insults him politically incorrectly, he gets all offended.

All hat, no cattle.

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sagehen  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:57:51pm

re: #271 Teukka

“History doesn’t repeat. But it rhymes.”
==Mark Twain

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Teukka  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:58:26pm

re: #295 sagehen

“History doesn’t repeat. But it rhymes.”
==Mark Twain

Hear, Hear!

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Sep 17, 2015 • 4:59:19pm

re: #296 Teukka

Hear, Hear!

there, there!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:00:10pm

re: #293 GlutenFreeJesus

Funny how he thinks political correctness is going to be our undoing, but when someone insults him politically incorrectly, he gets all offended.

Kinda like how wingnuts will call you a loser, a libtard, a communist, a faggot, etc, then feign shock when you tell them to fuck off.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:03:58pm

re: #262 EPR-radar

So this is how fascism comes to America.

It was always here. (At least some of its most toxic components, like extreme nativism, were.) California, the born-again liberal hotbed, was particularly riddled with them.

ucpress.edu

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makeitstop  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:07:56pm

re: #297 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

there, there!

Where? Where?

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A Cranky One  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:17:02pm

re: #289 Dave In Austin

That picture always cracks me up because you can tell from his posture and the overflow around his pants that he’s sucked in his gut as hard as he can. Always wondered how long he was able to hold it before taking a breath. Heh.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:29:17pm

re: #294 TedStriker

All hat hair, no cattle.

You got that right.

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Kilroy01  Sep 17, 2015 • 5:36:06pm

OT

Ahmed’s “briefcase” clock

Just for scale.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Sep 17, 2015 • 7:54:14pm

re: #289 Dave In Austin

Horse is thinking, “Why are you telling me to stop when I already am?”

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dell*nix  Sep 17, 2015 • 10:10:51pm

re: #265 EPR-radar

The GOP has become the zombie virus.


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