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1
Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:24:24pm

What a fucking wanker.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:25:27pm

He’s a racist prick like his network’s viewers and employees. It does amaze me how blatant he’s being though. Really fuck off Rupert

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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:26:05pm

Wow. “A real black President”

Here’s how you tell if someone is black: Picture them in 1950 Alabama, looking for a drinking fountain. Which one can they drink from?

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:26:19pm

Wow.

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:26:30pm

Like Bill Clinton!

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:27:08pm

Oh Bucs….

Down 4-0

:(

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:28:01pm

LOL Dana tried to “grammar nazi” and FAILS

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Charles Johnson  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:28:26pm
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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:28:41pm

re: #6 Jenner7

Oh Bucs….

Down 4-0

:(

Damnit. I think everyone in the country is rooting for the Cubbies. Hard to blame em I guess.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:28:42pm

What racism? He said he wanted Carson as President!

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:29:08pm

And the laughs keep coming.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:29:37pm

re: #7 The Vicious Babushka

LOL Dana tried to “grammar nazi” and FAILS

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Haha!

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:29:39pm

re: #7 The Vicious Babushka

LOL Dana tried to “grammar nazi” and FAILS

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Are you casting illusions on Dana?

RBS

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:29:40pm

Why did I not get my car washed today?
Because it’s not that time of year.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:30:35pm

I saved a screenshot of this tweet, just in case.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:30:44pm

re: #7 The Vicious Babushka

LOL Dana tried to “grammar nazi” and FAILS

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Me fail English, that’s unpossible.

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Targetpractice  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:30:47pm

Why does it not surprise me that an old white man sees the “real black president” in the GOP’s very own Uncle Ruckus?

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nines09  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:30:53pm

Fuck Rupert and his empire of shit.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:31:20pm

ROTFLMFAO!! “Thanks for leaking everything”

LOLOLOL!

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:31:48pm

re: #11 WhatEVs

And the laughs keep coming.

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“Hi. I’m Charles C. Johnson, and I’m an absolute idiot”

“Hi Charles, Welcome”

RBS

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:31:52pm

re: #18 nines09

Fuck Rupert and his empire of shit.

Empire of shit, I like that.

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A Cranky One  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:33:20pm

re: #5 The Vicious Babushka

Like Bill Clinton!

Some people called Bill Clinton the first black president. If Hillary gets elected, will that make Bill the second black first lady?

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:34:06pm

re: #18 nines09

NIN fan?

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ninja cat  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:34:16pm

re: #7 The Vicious Babushka

LOL Dana tried to “grammar nazi” and FAILS

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Tweet is gone, ha ha!

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Targetpractice  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:34:23pm

Seriously, Rupert, what is it about Carson that makes him a “real black president”? Is it because his view of the “racial divide” could best be summed up as “black folks need to act more like white folks”?

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:35:08pm

Remember, DANA IS TEH VICTIM HEAR!!!!!11!!! not those people who were actually shot to death.

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:35:30pm

re: #22 A Cranky One

Some people called Bill Clinton the first black president. If Hillary gets elected, will that make Bill the second black first lady?

I wonder what gown he’ll wear for the inaugural ball?

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Charles Johnson  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:35:38pm
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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:37:42pm

re: #26 The Vicious Babushka

Remember, DANA IS TEH VICTIM HEAR!!!!!11!!! not those people who were actually shot to death.

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Uh no. But nice try Dana. Roll again dumbass.

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:38:39pm

re: #24 ninja cat

Tweet is gone, ha ha!

Nothing is ever “gone” on Teh Internets

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:39:25pm

re: #6 Jenner7

Oh Bucs….

Down 4-0

:(

Can’t help but root for the Cubs tonight, even as a Reds fan.

My wife is a lifelong Cubs fan. And on October 14th 2003, I asked her out for the first time, and our first date was to a local sports bar to see the Cubs win game 6 and go to the World Series. Of course, if you know anything about Chicago sports…

The Steve Bartman incident

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Charles Johnson  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:39:26pm
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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:41:13pm

re: #19 WhatEVs

ROTFLMFAO!!

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:41:22pm

Now Dana is getting herself all worked up about #gunsense THERE TEH REAL KILLERS!!!!!

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:41:52pm

Ok, I’m new and I know you’re under no allusions, but I hate innocent, law-abiding gun owners more than actual murderers. There, I said.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:42:22pm

re: #35 Barefoot Grin

Ok, I’m new and I know you’re under no allusions, but I hate innocent, law-abiding gun owners more than actual murderers. There, I said.

it

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Unabogie  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:42:51pm

re: #35 Barefoot Grin

Welcome!

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goddamnedfrank  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:42:51pm
Pootie Tang is not impressed.
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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:43:05pm

She’s losing her shit.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:43:34pm

re: #24 ninja cat

Tweet is gone, ha ha!

Nope. :-D

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:45:37pm

HURR HURR IF U DON’T LIKE TEH NRA U R TEH SEXIST!!!!1!!!!!

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:45:52pm

re: #39 The Vicious Babushka

She’s losing her shit.

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Uh again no.

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lawhawk  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:46:46pm

Speaking of spectacular fails:

Yeah, Rand Paul has gained the coveted conspiracy theory nutjob endorsement from Alex Jones. Woo.

Don’t let that asterisk hit you on the way out.

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:47:09pm

re: #40 WhatEVs

Nope. :-D

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I wanted to be a master allusionist. I’d imply that there could be a rabbit inside the hat that was probably empty. Then I’d show a wooden box, a saw and a beautiful assistant. Then on to the next allusion.

For some reason, it didn’t seem to work well.

RBS

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:49:11pm

re: #40 WhatEVs

And I despise Susie Madrak with my entire being. She’s a fucking moron and a complete liar. I left C&L over her. She’ll post two front page posts in a day that completely contradict each other. And both are full of shit.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:49:42pm

re: #44 Reality Based Steve

Better than the time I walked on stage and pulled a crappy Styx album out of a hat.

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William Lewis  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:50:04pm

I am not a baseball fan. About the only sport I like less is it’s English cousin Cricket.

That said, I’ll be rooting for the Cubs all this post season. May they go all the way and get the rings they deserve.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:51:27pm

I’d like to point out that the gun control movement doesn’t objectify women by using them as props.

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teleskiguy  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:53:13pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:54:54pm

re: #47 William Lewis

You do realize, that if the Cubs survive in the NLDS/NLCS and win the World Series, it is the sign of the Apocalypse?

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:55:30pm

re: #50 Eric The Fruit Bat

You do realize, that if the Cubs survive in the NLDS/NLCS and win the World Series, it is the sign of the Apocalypse?

HEY!! (Grumble grumble bitch bitch)

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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:56:02pm

re: #50 Eric The Fruit Bat

You do realize, that if the Cubs survive in the NLDS/NLCS and win the World Series, it is the sign of the Apocalypse?

Didn’t the sports book in the Back To The Future movies predict this?

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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:56:49pm

Nuts. Bases-loaded DP.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:57:29pm

So that he can make up for such a remark he should give back the WSJ to the Bancroft family.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:57:39pm

re: #52 Feline Fearless Leader

Didn’t the sports book in the Back To The Future movies predict this?

Yep. 2015. This is the year.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:57:42pm

re: #49 teleskiguy

murdoch tweeting

is that like a murdoch of crows?

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 6:58:16pm

re: #55 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Yep. 2015. This is the year.

Seriously??

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:00:11pm

re: #57 WhatEVs

Seriously??

Put some money on the cubbies

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plansbandc  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:00:30pm

I like the Pirates, and if they win tonight, I will support them all the way to the World Series. But I have a special place in my heart for the Cubs. And I think the Cubs now have the best Manager and best GM in baseball.

Soo, whichever team wins tonight, I am cheering for. But there’s a certain love for the Cubs. And I really do love their kick butt manager.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:00:56pm

Hockey is on.

What’s this other sport you all keep talking about?

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:01:42pm

re: #58 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

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Go. Freaking. Cubbies!

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:02:43pm

re: #52 Feline Fearless Leader

In Back to the Future II they predicted the Cubs would play a Florida team whose caricature was an alligator.

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:03:10pm

re: #50 Eric The Fruit Bat

You do realize, that if the Cubs survive in the NLDS/NLCS and win the World Series, it is the sign of the Apocalypse?

I’m a Cardinals fan, but I see the NLDS Division game against the Cubs going all 5 games.

RBS

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:03:17pm

Uh oh

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teleskiguy  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:03:43pm

I’m a magician! Watch, I’m going to magically make a bunch of die-hard Cubs fans appear out of nowhere!

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ipsos  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:04:03pm

Went to a fight and a baseball game broke out!

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:04:43pm

re: #66 ipsos

Went to a fight and a baseball game broke out!

Just another night in the AFC North, uh I mean the NL Central

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:05:06pm

re: #59 plansbandc

I like the Pirates, and if they win tonight, I will support them all the way to the World Series. But I have a special place in my heart for the Cubs. And I think the Cubs now have the best Manager and best GM in baseball.

Soo, whichever team wins tonight, I am cheering for. But there’s a certain love for the Cubs. And I really do love their kick butt manager.

I always did like Maddon. What he did in Tampa was impressive.

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CuriousLurker  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:05:25pm
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Dave In Austin  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:05:28pm

No Blood Lions…….
No no!

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:05:42pm

re: #65 teleskiguy

I’m a magician! Watch, I’m going to magically make a bunch of die-hard Cubs fans appear out of nowhere!

That’s Die Hard Cubs fan, TYVM. :-)

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:08:09pm

re: #70 Dave In Austin

No Blood Lions…….
No no!

I hear you. I just can’t.

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:09:53pm

That was payback for getting Kang out for the season.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:16:08pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:18:40pm
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teleskiguy  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:18:46pm

Gail Zappa passed away today.

:(

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:22:57pm

I wonder how many more breaking headlines about her emails are we going to be subjected to?

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William Lewis  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:23:38pm

re: #71 WhatEVs

That’s Die Hard Cubs fan, TYVM. :-)

What? They’re all named John McClane?

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Ace-o-aces  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:25:24pm

re: #19 WhatEVs

Jesus, what a fucking long sig CCJ has on his email. I mean, I have a real job with real authority over actual employees and my sig isn’t near that long. He even still includes his old twitter handle and plugs for his two books!

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The Vicious Babushka  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:27:00pm

re: #79 Ace-o-aces

Jesus, what a fucking long sig CCJ has on his email. I mean, I have a real job with real authority over actual employees and my sig isn’t near that long. He even still includes his old twitter handle and plugs for his two books!

LOL that’s not a signature, that’s his entire résumé.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:32:04pm
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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:32:48pm

re: #78 William Lewis

What? They’re all named John McClane?

I’d tell you but if have to kill you.

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:42:18pm
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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:43:44pm

I’ll probably lose a FB friend over this, but this one just pissed me the hell off…

What was posted…

I knew this just couldn’t be correct….

and my response….

What this tells me is that the numbers are highly suspect. In 2014, there were 14,827 murders in the US, ranking us 8th among all countries in the world on a numerical basis, sitting just above Columbia. Murder statistics for 2014 show the following: Chicago - 392, Detroit - 300, New Orleans - 150 and Washington DC - 108 for a total of 950. If you remove those from the total you get 13,877.

That total ranks the US 9th in the world, basically slipping us just BELOW Columbia. In other words, and I’ll put this as gently as possible, that meme is nothing other than pure, unadulterated horse-shit.

It’s hard to have a rational discussion when one side insists on simply making up the facts.

Oh well, let the games begin.

RBS

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:45:52pm

re: #84 Reality Based Steve

Sounds like another one of those “blame black folks” memes

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goddamnedfrank  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:47:26pm
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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:49:47pm

City officials want judge to force Susan Hunt to take $900K settlement in son’s death

SARATOGA SPRINGS — Saratoga Springs officials want a federal court to force Susan Hunt to take a $900,000 settlement offer that she rejected last month.

The city claims in its motion filed in federal court last month that a settlement was already agreed to by all parties and that it should be enforced, and that Hunt broke terms of that agreement by holding a press conference denouncing it.

ksl.com

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:53:36pm

re: #84 Reality Based Steve

I’ll probably lose a FB friend over this, but this one just pissed me the hell off…

What was posted…

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and my response….

Oh well, let the games begin.

RBS

All that meme is: blackity blackity black.

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Great White Snark  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:55:28pm

re: #86 goddamnedfrank

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For a moment, before I scrolled down to see the tweet I was thinking weird modern art piece.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:56:31pm

The Pirates just need to win the damn division next year. Two wildcard games in a row where a Cy Young caliber pitcher comes in and wipes them out. In a 5-game series there is a much better chance for their qualities to come out.

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:57:07pm

Well…poop.

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:57:47pm

re: #84 Reality Based Steve

I’ll probably lose a FB friend over this, but this one just pissed me the hell off…

What was posted…

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and my response….

Oh well, let the games begin.

RBS

Well, in the “For What It’s Worth Department”* I may actually have done some good, it appears that the post has been pulled.

RBS
*I know that there are lizards here that can tell me who I’m stealing from with the FWIW Dept. quote….

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palomino  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:59:42pm

re: #84 Reality Based Steve

I’ll probably lose a FB friend over this, but this one just pissed me the hell off…

What was posted…

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and my response….

Oh well, let the games begin.

RBS

This kind of poster works well on gun fetishists who can’t do basic math.

Whether you look at raw number of murders or murder rates, there’s no way those 4 cities could affect our ranking that much. The 4 cities account for about 7% of murders in the US. Not mathematically possible for that relatively small change to move us from #3 to #195 on the world list.

Calculating the murder rate with and without the 4 cities is pretty simple and you can quickly see that the differences would be minor. 14,000/x isn’t gonna be much different from 15,000/x when x (total US population, with and without 4 cities) doesn’t change much.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:59:43pm

re: #87 Jenner7

City officials want judge to force Susan Hunt to take $900K settlement in son’s death

SARATOGA SPRINGS — Saratoga Springs officials want a federal court to force Susan Hunt to take a $900,000 settlement offer that she rejected last month.

The city claims in its motion filed in federal court last month that a settlement was already agreed to by all parties and that it should be enforced, and that Hunt broke terms of that agreement by holding a press conference denouncing it.

ksl.com

Based on email exchanged by attorneys? Did she sign it? If not…piss off.

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Brian J.  Oct 7, 2015 • 7:59:58pm

re: #90 Feline Fearless Leader

Second best record in the majors and gone after one game. I imagine you’ll be cursing Bud Selig, as I do every so often.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:00:11pm

re: #91 Jenner7

Well…poop.

What? Share.

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:00:59pm

re: #96 WhatEVs

Pirates lost.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:01:14pm

re: #91 Jenner7

Well…poop.

IC Light is on me tonight

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:01:46pm

re: #97 Jenner7

Pirates lost.

Thank you.

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Romantic Heretic  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:02:33pm

re: #47 William Lewis

About the only sport I like less is it’s English cousin Cricket..

It’s difficult to take seriously a sport where two of the field positions have the term ‘silly’ in their descriptions.

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sizzzzlerz  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:04:35pm

re: #90 Feline Fearless Leader

The Pirates just need to win the damn division next year. Two wildcard games in a row where a Cy Young caliber pitcher comes in and wipes them out. In a 5-game series there is a much better chance for their qualities to come out.

sorry, it won’t matter. Being that the year ends with an even digit, it’ll be another Bruce Bochy/S.F Giants title, probably with them coming in as the second wild card. I realize this hurts a lot of fans of other teams but <shrugs>

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Joe Bacon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:05:03pm

re: #39 The Vicious Babushka

She’s losing her shit.

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Honestly, I don’t know which one of these clowns has gone deeper into the Twilght Zone—Chuck C, Dana or Carson!

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:06:41pm
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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:07:53pm

re: #95 Brian J.

Second best record in the majors and gone after one game. I imagine you’ll be cursing Bud Selig, as I do every so often.

Actually I accept that. And appreciate that they added any wildcard game whatsoever to add teams that didn’t win divisions. And if they went to a record-based seeding system then winning the divisions themselves would become sort of meaningless and degrade the intradivisional rivalries.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:07:56pm

O/T

Watching American Horror Story: Hotel

Um, I saw a junkie get graphically sodomized to death by a demon with a giant steel spike phallus and Lady Gaga/weird vampire manager engage in a nothing left to the imagination manage a’ quatre before killing two of the participants and bathing in their blood.

I am wondering how the hell this got shown on network tv. Jesus.

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Jenner7  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:08:34pm

re: #73 Jenner7

Oh, nope! Cubs pitcher hit two batters. I missed that…

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:08:55pm

BTW, this has been happening just down the road from me.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:11:09pm

re: #107 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

BTW, this has been happening just down the road from me.

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Too bad the Earth is going to be annihilated in the next 49 minutes. (Remember the nuts in this case are near Philly, so they calculated in US Eastern time.)

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teleskiguy  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:13:07pm

In light of the Cubs win tonight, here’s an SNL classic.

Video

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:13:53pm

re: #108 Feline Fearless Leader

Too bad the Earth is going to be annihilated in the next 49 minutes. (Remember the nuts in this case are near Philly, so they calculated in US Eastern time.)

Damn… I had forgotten all about that hyper-galactic bypass that is going in. Who do I talk to in the planning department about this?

RBS

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:14:25pm

re: #107 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Seriously, I saw that earlier & thought of you. So you are closed?

Damn this exceptional America.

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Belafon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:15:42pm

re: #104 Feline Fearless Leader

Actually I accept that. And appreciate that they added any wildcard game whatsoever to add teams that didn’t win divisions. And if they went to a record-based seeding system then winning the divisions themselves would become sort of meaningless and degrade the intradivisional rivalries.

After the Spurs and Mavs had the two best records in the Western Division, but met in the first round of the playoffs, the NBA changed it so that the division winners and the two best non-division teams made the playoffs, and then the seeding was done based on rank. It still leaves intradivision rivalries, but makes getting one of the best records worth something.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:17:20pm

re: #111 Stanley Sea Toujours

Seriously, I saw that earlier & thought of you. So you are closed?

Damn this exceptional America.

No, not closed. Did have an active shooter drill today, along with my kids elementary school across the street. Good to have those coordinated. EKU is about 30 min. away, and it’s just their campus and the adjacent High school that are bare.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:18:10pm

I notice that they always use attractive women to “make” the “point” regarding guns. Fact is these fetishists want to blame everything from secularism to homosexuality for gun violence. The other fact is while these crimes do occur in cities with strict gun laws, the weapons are obtained in states like my own with lax gun laws.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:18:32pm

Good night Lizards. Just a random photo from the Gulf Coast near Pensacola taken last March.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:19:36pm

Uhm. Wut?

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:19:52pm

re: #91 Jenner7

Well…poop.

Shame. Cubs got that team of destiny feel like KC did last year but they’ve got a long road ahead.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:20:31pm

re: #116 WhatEVs

Uhm. Wut?

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I think Grandpa Rupert is drunk again mom.

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Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:20:52pm

re: #116 WhatEVs

Uhm. Wut?

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I think he’s confusing them with his 900 count Egyptian Cotton sheets.

RBS

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teleskiguy  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:21:34pm
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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:22:04pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

re: #119 Reality Based Steve

Justify that White Jesus kerfuffle!

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:22:05pm

re: #52 Feline Fearless Leader

Correct. They beat Miami. Which would be impossible since they’re both in the NL

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:22:44pm

re: #120 teleskiguy

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There’s definitely something wrong with him. Anyone who thinks ACA is worse than slavery or Jim Crow or 9/11 is disturbed.

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:23:30pm

Damn, Pirates. You won 97 games and didn’t win your division, then lose the one-gamer to the Cubs that won 96. Those are the breaks.

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:24:39pm

re: #6 Jenner7

Oh Bucs….

Down 4-0

:(

That’s the final score and the Chicago Cubs are playoff bound for the first time in 7 years, and on the 70 year since they last reached the World Series.

It begins….

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:25:08pm

I remember Arrieta as an Oriole. Sigh. That trade looks really bad now but if anyone tells you they know he would be this dynamite is a liar.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:25:20pm

re: #120 teleskiguy

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If we are heading to the star/presidency I totally vote John & Chrissy.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:27:07pm

I’ll root for the Cubs though. Too long a drought. Just let the Greek tavern owner bring his goat in next time though. Goat crap can’t be any worse than vomit.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:29:54pm

Baseball gods though if you give the Cubs this, you owe me an Orioles pennant.

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:30:23pm

My Astros made it! And I got the email yesterday asking me to shoot games 3 and 4 against the Royals. I never react as a fan while working, but my heart does!

131
Reality Based Steve  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:31:06pm

Well gang, I’m off to bed. Hopefully in the morning I’ll remember to pick up the 6 foot 1x12 I need for a project at the shop. (I’ve got it written down in my memo book, but I don’t usually look at that until I get to the office).

Tomorrow is “Power-Tool-Thursday”. Or as my shop teacher “3-Fingers Johnson” used to say… “Safety is probably pretty important”

RBS

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:31:34pm

re: #130 Kid A

My Astros made it! And I got the email yesterday asking me to shoot games 3 and 4 against the Royals. I never react as a fan while working, but heart does!

I bet you’re excited. I felt like a kid again when the O’s made it in 2012.

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:32:20pm

Dark, are you a Cubs or Sox fan? I forgot, sorry.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:34:51pm

re: #105 Aunty Entity Dragon

O/T

Watching American Horror Story: Hotel

Um, I saw a junkie get graphically sodomized to death by a demon with a giant steel spike phallus and Lady Gaga/weird vampire manager engage in a nothing left to the imagination manage a’ quatre before killing two of the participants and bathing in their blood.

I am wondering how the hell this got shown on network tv. Jesus.

Yeah, quite graphic. Wife only caught half of it, watching the repeat again now.

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:34:52pm

re: #133 Kid A

Dark, are you a Cubs or Sox fan? I forgot, sorry.

Northside, if it takes forever!

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:35:29pm

re: #132 HappyWarrior

I’m under no illusions. We started off so hot the first seven weeks, then played under-.500 ball since. BUT, we are there. And in a five-gamer, anything can happen. I’m thinking a split in KC, We go 2-1 with Keuchel on Sunday, then who knows? I do know that the Astros are going to be really good the next decade, and I’m happy about that.

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:35:54pm

re: #134 Eventual Carrion

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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Kid A  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:36:55pm

re: #135 Dark_Falcon

Northside, if it takes forever!

Good luck, sir. Wait until you get David Price next season. The Cubbies are gonna BE A FORCE.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:37:11pm

re: #135 Dark_Falcon

Northside, if it takes forever!

Funny since, IIRC, you’re a southsider.

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:38:34pm

re: #139 WhatEVs

Funny since, IIRC, you’re a southsider.

Northside, born and raised.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:39:55pm

re: #136 Kid A

I’m under no illusions. We started off so hot the first seven weeks, then played under-.500 ball since. BUT, we are there. And in a five-gamer, anything can happen. I’m thinking a split in KC, We go 2-1 with Keuchel on Sunday, then who knows? I do know that the Astros are going to be really good the next decade, and I’m happy about that.

Short series= anything is possible but the future is bright in Houston. Correa is an impressive player. I’m happy for the Astros. I have a small soft spot since my great aunt lived in Houston for a while and took my mom and uncle to the Astrodome once.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:42:33pm

re: #140 Dark_Falcon

Northside, born and raised.

Me too. Where at? Bryn Mawr and Western here.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:42:46pm

Chicago is funny. Unlike New York, you only have the one NFL, NBA, and NHL team so while you Cubs and White Sox fans fight over baseball, you bond over the Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks. An interesting dynamic. I need to go to Wrigley one day.

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:44:11pm

re: #142 WhatEVs

Me too. Where at? Bryn Mawr and Western here.

Lincoln Park. And actually near the park and the zoo at that.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:45:20pm

I found out re: Chicago that my great great grandparents lived there for a few months before heading to Pittsburgh so a twist of fate and instead of pierogis and Steelers I could have been Maxwell Street Polishes and Bears.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:45:42pm

re: #144 Dark_Falcon

Lincoln Park. And actually near the park and the zoo at that.

Nice. I’ll remember that next time. For some reason, I thought you lived closer to Comiskey.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:46:22pm

re: #145 HappyWarrior

I found out re: Chicago that my great great grandparents lived there for a few months before heading to Pittsburgh so a twist of fate and instead of pierogis and Steelers I could have been Maxwell Street Polishes and Bears.

That’s Da Bears. :-D

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Dark_Falcon  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:47:59pm

re: #146 WhatEVs

Nice. I’ll remember that next time. For some reason, I thought you lived closer to Comiskey.

No, but I have friends that are south siders.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:48:46pm

re: #147 WhatEVs

That’s Da Bears. :-D

always liked those skits.

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WhatEVs  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:52:52pm

re: #149 HappyWarrior

always liked those skits.

I can say that coz I’m a northsider. It’s the southsiders who say da Bears.

And now I’m going to the brand new thread. That I always, always miss.

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HappyWarrior  Oct 7, 2015 • 8:55:10pm

re: #150 WhatEVs

I can say that coz I’m a northsider. It’s the southsiders who say da Bears.

And now I’m going to the brand new thread. That I always, always miss.

Ah I didn’t know that. I need to see Chicago. I’ve had only layovers.

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sagehen  Oct 7, 2015 • 11:11:15pm

re: #105 Aunty Entity Dragon

O/T

Watching American Horror Story: Hotel

Um, I saw a junkie get graphically sodomized to death by a demon with a giant steel spike phallus and Lady Gaga/weird vampire manager engage in a nothing left to the imagination manage a’ quatre before killing two of the participants and bathing in their blood.

I am wondering how the hell this got shown on network tv. Jesus.

It’s not network. It’s not even broadcast. FX is cable, and at 10pm kids shouldn’t be watching TV anyway.

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rtth  Oct 8, 2015 • 1:14:08am

re: #152 sagehen

Whatever it’s on, for me it’s in a category with True Detective as shows that should have aired for one season and then probably called it a day.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  Oct 8, 2015 • 8:57:41am

How a right winger thinks a “Real Black President” should address the racial divide:

Carson: “What racial divide?”.

followed by

“Bootstraps!”

And thus ends the press conference.


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