The bugs… get ‘em OFF ME!

When our boy Chuck C. Johnson (who is NOT ME) titles one of his crack-brained rants “ANALYSIS,” you know you’re in for a real dose of that old Chuck Johnson weirdness. And his latest dumpster fire of a blog post doesn’t disappoint.

You see, Chuck is very upset about the new Star Wars film because it’s full of “mulattos” and it was directed by a Jew and that means WHITE GENOCIDE ARGLE BARGLE.

Yes, he’s gone full-on Stormfront in this one, and not for the first time. He’s jumping on the white supremacist bandwagon that started rolling on Twitter yesterday, with tweets like this:

#BoycottStarWarsVII because it will be ghetto garbage. pic.twitter.com/SkNiqg8bKX

— Lord Humungus (@DarklyEnlighten) October 19, 2015

#BoycottStarWarsVII pic.twitter.com/1EZuL3aYrb

— MemeMurderer (@MemeMurderer) October 19, 2015

You can find plenty of this racist and antisemitic whargarrbl on Twitter, unfortunately, and Chuck gets right down in the fever swamp with the worst of them:

Is the very white Star Wars being culturally appropriated by the Jewish J. J. Abrams?

Before he was permanently banned from Twitter, Johnson frequently tried to make himself out to be a huge friend of Jewish people; looks like he’s dropped that pretense now.

Keep in mind — we’re talking about a freaking science fiction movie. But to Chuck this is all very very real.

The mulatto Lando Calrissian betrays our heroes before he is redeemed. Mace Windu is essentially a nonentity in the earlier episodes. Jar Jar Binks, who is voiced by a black man, is similarly irrelevant though I’ll note that it’s Binks’s vote that gives us the Empire. Huh.

Just can’t trust those “mulattos,” and let’s not even get started on Jar Jar Binks.

Which brings us to my absolute favorite quote from this incoherent pile of dumpster gleanings:

Star Trek is a productive of a white America whether or not we want to accept it.

How can you not love a completely messed up sentence like this, especially when he can’t keep his Star Wars and Star Trek references straight? Chuck is a real gem among white supremacists.

We have a runner-up for most ridiculous sentence, too:

It was white and Jewish-American nerds that put us into space and yet it’s Guatemalan-born (Oscar Isaac), Mexico-born Kenyan (Lupita Nyong’o), and the British-born white girl (Daisy Ridley) and the British-born Nigerian (John Boyega) who get to fight for the Rebel Alliance.

None of these countries even have a space program.

Chuck doesn’t explain why it’s relevant at all whether the actors’ home countries have space programs, but I’m sure the UK Space Agency, Nigeria’s National Space Research and Development Agency, and the Mexican Space Agency will all be very surprised to hear that they don’t exist.

One more example of that award-winning Chuck Johnson journalism:

James L. Jones, the voice of Darth Vader, is a black American.

Who the heck is “James L. Jones?”

Remember, Chuck now has a little more than two days to completely re-do his response to Gawker in the defamation lawsuit he filed, after the whole thing was tossed out by the judge; we should count ourselves fortunate that he feels he has time to indulge in high-quality inadvertent comedy like this.

Chuck C. Johnson now says his Star Wars post was just “an elaborate troll” and he “ensnared” you. hahaha this guy pic.twitter.com/fTOH20rzLA

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 20, 2015