In Which a Federal Judge Makes It Clear He's Getting Fed Up With the Inept Legal Fumbling of Chuck C. Johnson

In Which a Federal Judge Makes It Clear He’s Getting Fed Up With the Inept Legal Fumbling of Chuck C. Johnson

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It didn’t take the judge very long to react to Chuck Johnson’s latest awful filing in his lawsuit against Gawker, and if you guessed that he wasn’t very happy with Johnson and his crack legal team, you’d be right. It seems these nimrods ignored several parts of what the judge directed them to do, and now he’s striking their amended complaint from the record but still giving them another chance by ordering a clerk to correct their filing error.

He also threw out a second copy of the amended complaint that was filed apparently by mistake — and included a note to let them know his patience is running out:

Plaintiffs are cautioned that the Court will not take similar corrective action on their behalf in the future.

Here’s the judge’s rather terse order to the team of Johnson and Burns:

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88 comments

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:01:38pm

I know some people around here were salivating at the prospect of Burns getting sanctioned, but I mentioned this upstairs: I don’t think lawyers really get sanctioned much unless they’re doing something so egregious so as to be bordering on disbarment. This is about as humiliating as it gets for a practicing attorney at law, to get dressed down by the court like this. And yet, I imagine they aren’t done with the stupid.

b.d. Oct 23, 2015 • 4:03:10pm

The judge is either getting really pissed or laughing really hard, I’m betting on laughing.

Big Beautiful Door Oct 23, 2015 • 4:05:10pm

With the federal courts’ electronic filing system, filing documents is ridiculously easy, and lawyers, of all people, ought to be able to comprehend rules and follow them. It looks like Chuck’s lawyer is at the Orly Taitz level of incompetence.

The Ghost of the Beardsman Oct 23, 2015 • 4:05:51pm

To paraphrase something said elsewhere:

It’s not just stupidity; this is how they think law—and ethics, and justice—works…mutable to their whim and antagonism.

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 4:07:09pm

I predict Gawker’s attorneys’ response to this is going to be highly amusing. I’m sure they’ve already started working on it, based on the ridiculous filings already submitted.

Kid A Oct 23, 2015 • 4:07:50pm

Backwoods_Sleuth Oct 23, 2015 • 4:08:17pm

re: #1 thedopefishlives

I know some people around here were salivating at the prospect of Burns getting sanctioned, but I mentioned this upstairs: I don’t think lawyers really get sanctioned much unless they’re doing something so egregious so as to be bordering on disbarment. This is about as humiliating as it gets for a practicing attorney at law, to get dressed down by the court like this. And yet, I imagine they aren’t done with the stupid.

sad but true.
Look no further than the crap that Orly or those fools at Liberty Counsel get away with.

DarknSilentNight Oct 23, 2015 • 4:08:45pm

re: #2 b.d.

I’ll take “The Judge is Pissed” for $400, please, Alex.

goddamnedfrank Oct 23, 2015 • 4:11:19pm

re: #2 b.d.

The judge is either getting really pissed or laughing really hard, I’m betting on laughing.

More likely pissed off. This entire order amounts to an emphatic “fuck you, you incompetent fucking fuck!” Strictly speaking it’s unnecessary, he could have simply let it all slide. In reality it changes nothing at all, Burns’ filings remain intact this time and there’s nothing new the Court wants him to do or redo, yet nonetheless the Judge wanted to spank him very, very publicly for his continued ineptitude.

goddamnedfrank Oct 23, 2015 • 4:13:13pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I predict Gawker’s attorneys’ response to this is going to be highly amusing. I’m sure they’ve already started working on it, based on the ridiculous filings already submitted.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Gawker’s lawyers’ best play right now is to sit back and look good by comparison. The Judge is clearly angry, best to stay the fuck out of his way and let him focus on the person who angered him.

Big Beautiful Door Oct 23, 2015 • 4:15:24pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

sad but true.
Look no further than the crap that Orly or those fools at Liberty Counsel get away with.

Orly did get hit with a $20k fine.

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 4:19:40pm

re: #10 goddamnedfrank

Gawker’s still supposed to file another response - the deadline is October 30th, if they don’t ask for an extension.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:20:41pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Gawker’s still supposed to file another response - the deadline is October 30th, if they don’t ask for an extension.

The only reason they might ask for an extension is because they spent too much time laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. I wonder if they play drinking games when trying to read these ridiculous nonsensical ramblings?

DarknSilentNight Oct 23, 2015 • 4:21:00pm

re: #9 goddamnedfrank

More likely pissed off.

Not that I tend to hang out with judges, but the few that I know take their jobs seriously. Given the never-ending caseloads, they don’t like having their time wasted. This is wasting the judge’s time, and it didn’t even solve the initial problem.
Something tells me Chuckles is getting what he paid for this “lawyer“‘s service.

Khal Wimpo Oct 23, 2015 • 4:21:20pm

re: #2 b.d.

The judge is either getting really pissed or laughing really hard, I’m betting on laughing.

No. Nope, I don’t think so. This reads like someone who is exasperated & getting really steamed. Right now, the judge is basically laying the groundwork for a series of really damaging rulings.

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th chances that CCJ has gotten are basically so that there is no basis for appeal and kicking it back into Shaw’s court.

This shit is basically on the level of the handwritten pleadings we used to see come in from vexatious litigants suing the Zionist Occupation Government of AmeriKKKa for TEN TRILLION DOLLARS!

Targetpractice Oct 23, 2015 • 4:21:58pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Gawker’s still supposed to file another response - the deadline is October 30th, if they don’t ask for an extension.

They might file for an extension, just to justify the billable hours they’re gonna slap him with if this gets axed under Cali’s Anti-SLAPP laws.

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 4:22:40pm

re: #15 Khal Wimpo

Exactly - it looks to me like the judge is making sure all the loose ends are tied up so there’s no chance of an appeal when he brings down the hammer.

b.d. Oct 23, 2015 • 4:23:50pm

re: #9 goddamnedfrank

re: #8 DarknSilentNight

re: #15 Khal Wimpo

The judge has the patience of a saint, I was hoping that he was enjoying toying with him.

I hope he is busy finding the biggest book that he can throw at them.

Backwoods_Sleuth Oct 23, 2015 • 4:24:38pm

re: #11 Big Beautiful Door

Orly did get hit with a $20k fine.

And I enjoyed that soooo much when it happened.

Kid A Oct 23, 2015 • 4:25:12pm

I love our President…

Obama: Republicans are like ‘grumpy cat’ - CNN Lmao I love Obama https://t.co/HmwcVebHiG

— Matthew  (@WizardboyY0) October 23, 2015

Blind Frog Belly White Oct 23, 2015 • 4:25:34pm

re: #13 thedopefishlives

The only reason they might ask for an extension is because they spent too much time laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. I wonder if they play drinking games when trying to read these ridiculous nonsensical ramblings?

“Floor defecation! DRINK!”

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:25:35pm

re: #18 b.d.

The judge has the patience of a saint, I was hoping that he was enjoying toying with him.

I hope he is busy finding the biggest book that he can throw at them.

Most judges do, but they don’t appreciate people wasting their time. They are patient, but have a lower tolerance for bullshit than we do.

Bubblehead II Oct 23, 2015 • 4:25:55pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

Gawker’s still supposed to file another response - the deadline is October 30th, if they don’t ask for an extension.

Would a WTF? followed by a BBWWHHAA be an appropriate responses?

Khal Wimpo Oct 23, 2015 • 4:29:02pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Exactly - it looks to me like the judge is making sure all the loose ends are tied up so there’s no chance of an appeal when he brings down the hammer.

Yeah, because if/when the SLAPP case comes down on Chuckles, you can be damn sure that there are going to be multiple screech/whining appeals filed, desperately clawing for any basis by which to reverse the rulings. Right now, CCJ *might* have a basis for claiming “harmless error” in his pleadings, and thus trying to reverse the judgments he’ll be getting hammered with. Might.

But with each go-round, as the judge extends more rope, CCJ and his dimwit attorney obligingly twist it into a noose and stick their heads through it.

b.d. Oct 23, 2015 • 4:29:45pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Exactly - it looks to me like the judge is making sure all the loose ends are tied up so there’s no chance of an appeal when he brings down the hammer.

Obvious appeal, ineffectual assistance of counsel

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:30:01pm

Charles, a bit of a side request, would it be possible to allow YouTube embeds in a private comment? It doesn’t appear to be working right now, at least not in Spy mode.

HappyWarrior Oct 23, 2015 • 4:30:52pm

I wonder if CCJ will get mad and try to dox the judge.

Kid A Oct 23, 2015 • 4:31:27pm

re: #27 HappyWarrior

I wonder if CCJ will get mad and try to dox the judge.

That would be just…perfect.

Blind Frog Belly White Oct 23, 2015 • 4:31:44pm

re: #18 b.d.

The judge has the patience of a saint, I was hoping that he was enjoying toying with him.

I hope he is busy finding the biggest book that he can throw at them.

There’s a scene in “Pulp Fiction”, where Butch, having decided he can’t leave Marcellus Wallace in the clutches of Zed, goes through the pawnshop looking for a weapon. He picks up a hammer - not enough. A baseball bat…still not enough. Then he sees the katana - yeah, that’s the one!

Khal Wimpo Oct 23, 2015 • 4:37:36pm

re: #25 b.d.

Obvious appeal, ineffectual assistance of counsel
//

Heh. Well, there is certainly ample evidence that plaintiff’s counsel is apparently unacquainted with things like following local rules in a Federal court, organizing exhibits, having a sound legal basis for motions, meeting deadlines, crafting a coherent argument, etc. etc.

Minor stuff, really.

I’ve seen decent attorneys, when representing batshit crazy clients, have to stand in court with a pained, stoic expression on their faces, as the judge takes them out to the woodshed.

In this case, both plaintiff and counsel are Not Operating On This Plane Of Reality.

goddamnedfrank Oct 23, 2015 • 4:40:12pm

re: #25 b.d.

Obvious appeal, ineffectual assistance of counsel

//

I know you’re being sarcastic but I wouldn’t put it past Chuck to try that. Unfortunately for him there’s no due process right to counsel in civil cases. On top of that as the Plaintiff he picked this fight.

TedStriker Oct 23, 2015 • 4:40:57pm

re: #27 HappyWarrior

I wonder if CCJ will get mad and try to dox the judge.

re: #28 Kid A

That would be just…perfect.

You just know he’s had to have been seriously considering it (and maybe even working towards it).

Weet Oct 23, 2015 • 4:43:05pm

Hurricane Patricia just made landfall as a CAT 5 with 165mph winds.
Near Cuixmala, MX.

stpaulbear Oct 23, 2015 • 4:45:15pm

This is kind of cool: Houston Texans owner Robert McNair asks for his $10,000 back after haters overplay their hand in the effort to repeal Houston’s equal rights ammendment.

“I recently made a personal contribution to Campaign for Houston because my thorough review of the HERO ordinance led me to believe that a thoughtful rewrite would provide a better ordinance that would provide strong non-discrimination protections for all Houstonians, which I would support, and would be less divisive of our city.
It was on these principles that I made my personal contribution to Campaign for Houston. To my great dismay, Campaign for Houston made numerous unauthorized statements about my opposition to HERO in print, broadcast and social media - including attributing certain statements of belief to me. Their actions and statements were never discussed with nor approved by me. Therefore I instructed the Campaign to return my contribution.
I do not believe in or tolerate personal or professional discrimination of any kind. I also believe that we Houstonians should have an ordinance that unites our community and provides a bold statement of non-discrimination. I encourage all Houstonians to vote on November 3.

He didn’t like them using his name when they spewed their BS, and he basically told them to fuck off.

Aunty Entity Dragon Oct 23, 2015 • 4:45:36pm

re: #33 Weet

Hurricane Patricia just made landfall as a CAT 5 with 165mph winds.
Near Cuixmala, MX.

God help anybody there. It will be a day at least before any help can arrive.

HappyWarrior Oct 23, 2015 • 4:47:08pm

My favorite nickname for CCJ is the Rage Furby still. I just love that.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:48:29pm

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Aunty Entity Dragon Oct 23, 2015 • 4:52:43pm

re: #37 thedopefishlives

Needs an added soundtrack. I suggest Ride of the Valkyries…

Aunty Entity Dragon Oct 23, 2015 • 4:53:08pm

See you all tomorrow or the next day.

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Stanley Sea Toujours Oct 23, 2015 • 4:56:06pm

re: #37 thedopefishlives

Now, after your experience, I’m going to buy one for my brother who I’m going to be visiting in FL. What did you get? Camera included right? Going to give it to him the minute I arrive so as to enjoy.

!!!!!!

So cool.

(and let’s get grandfathered, before we have to register!)

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 4:58:52pm

re: #41 Stanley Sea Toujours

Now, after your experience, I’m going to buy one for my brother who I’m going to be visiting in FL. What did you get? Camera included right? Going to give it to him the minute I arrive so as to enjoy.

!!!!!!

So cool.

(and let’s get grandfathered, before we have to register!)

It was a UDI U818A-HD. All of the U818A family have a 1280x720 video camera included and are the same basic physical machine, just with different options as far as storage, battery capacity, and avionics. They are extremely lightweight (read: easily buffeted by wind) but are very mild-mannered, capable, and resilient introductory quadcopters.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:03:00pm

re: #42 thedopefishlives

One thing to note is the U818A family do not allow the video to be broadcast live; it can only record. Some of the more advanced quads can broadcast their video stream during flight, but I wanted to start with something cheap and easy to fly before possibly investing in a fancy flyer.

Stanley Sea Toujours Oct 23, 2015 • 5:04:43pm

re: #43 thedopefishlives

One thing to note is the U818A family do not allow the video to be broadcast live; it can only record. Some of the more advanced quads can broadcast their video stream during flight, but I wanted to start with something cheap and easy to fly before possibly investing in a fancy flyer.

Sounds good. Thank you for doing my research for me!!!!! My nephew is 19, so it will be destroyed day 2. Maybe. So excited!

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:05:51pm

re: #44 Stanley Sea Toujours

Sounds good. Thank you for doing my research for me!!!!! My nephew is 19, so it will be destroyed day 2. Maybe. So excited!

Heh, perhaps. My father already suggested that I bring it home to fish country for Christmas and take aerial views of the fish farm. I had already intended on trying to get some action shots of the family riding a sled pulled behind my mom and dad’s John Deere Gator ATV.

klys (maker of Silmarils) Oct 23, 2015 • 5:07:13pm

re: #37 thedopefishlives

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thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:08:51pm

re: #46 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 5:11:20pm

re: #26 thedopefishlives

Charles, a bit of a side request, would it be possible to allow YouTube embeds in a private comment? It doesn’t appear to be working right now, at least not in Spy mode.

Should work now.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:11:58pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Should work now.

Yeah. I also found a workaround by using the “Embed code” option, rather than just pasting in the video URL directly. Thank you, though!

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:19:53pm

Query — ‘Murica’s biggest socialists: Bernie Sanders or the Koch brothers?

Stanley Sea Toujours Oct 23, 2015 • 5:20:06pm

re: #45 thedopefishlives

Heh, perhaps. My father already suggested that I bring it home to fish country for Christmas and take aerial views of the fish farm. I had already intended on trying to get some action shots of the family riding a sled pulled behind my mom and dad’s John Deere Gator ATV.

Seriously, we will all have drones shortly. Too much fun.

freetoken Oct 23, 2015 • 5:21:42pm

Why do we torture our judges so?

Backwoods_Sleuth Oct 23, 2015 • 5:23:02pm

re: #37 thedopefishlives

so very cool!
Definitely getting one for MrBWS.
First have to pay the property taxes and six month vehicle insurance (both due by next weekend), and buy the new pellet stove (because winter is coming and my arm is still borked).

b.d. Oct 23, 2015 • 5:23:19pm

So freedom, much presidential

“You can get them out, just don’t hurt them,” Trump advised to building security at Trump National Doral Miami, a resort the candidate owns.

He insisted the interruptions didn’t bother him, saying that “that’s what freedom of speech is about.”

Protesters disrupt Trump rally in Miami

But after several interruptions, he became peeved, noting that he had been polite to the first two disruptors.

“The third group, I’ll be a little more violent, and the fourth group, I’ll say, ‘Get the hell out of here!’ “

thehill.com

Stanley Sea Toujours Oct 23, 2015 • 5:26:23pm

re: #54 b.d.

So freedom, much presidential

thehill.com

Read that he denied Univision entry.

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:26:59pm

A little night music? Janis Martin — Just Squeeze Me (1957)

JANIS MARTIN Just Squeeze Me

Janis should be much better known, so spread the word

Belafon Oct 23, 2015 • 5:27:15pm

re: #51 Stanley Sea Toujours

Seriously, we will all have drones shortly. Too much fun.

Make a drone that can charge by landing on the charger and the have it follow a pattern, and charge when its battery is low.

Backwoods_Sleuth Oct 23, 2015 • 5:28:04pm

re: #55 Stanley Sea Toujours

Read that he denied Univision entry.

well…uppity brown people…

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:28:18pm

re: #57 Belafon

Make a drone that can charge by landing on the charger and the have it follow a pattern, and charge when its battery is low.

Some of the high-end drones have GPS navigation. This is probably a possibility.

Stanley Sea Toujours Oct 23, 2015 • 5:28:55pm

re: #57 Belafon

Make a drone that can charge by landing on the charger and the have it follow a pattern, and charge when its battery is low.

So, battery life is a …thing…

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 5:30:29pm

Can GotNews.com Be Stopped From Distributing the Center for Medical Progress Abortion-Related Videos?

The short answer: if he got the videos from David Daleiden or anyone else associated with the Center for Medical Progress, yes, he can be stopped.

If he got them from an anonymous “congressional staffer” as he claims, no, he can’t be stopped.

Given: Chuck Johnson is a horrible pathological liar, and nothing he says can be taken at face value. So the only way to find out the truth about where he got the videos is to do a serious investigation which would mean subpoenas for Chuck’s computer and phone records.

Chuck’s trumpeting this at his Facebook page as if it gives him free rein. But he doesn’t realize the trouble is just starting for him.

b.d. Oct 23, 2015 • 5:30:38pm

re: #55 Stanley Sea Toujours

Read that he denied Univision entry.

Didn’t Donald sue them for 11 billionty dollars?

Jayleia Oct 23, 2015 • 5:31:30pm

re: #18 b.d.

I think he might end up trying to load up the entire law library into a trebuchet for this…

Skip Intro Oct 23, 2015 • 5:34:01pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Apparently total assholes and sociopaths can do anything they damn well please in this country.

Barefoot Grin Oct 23, 2015 • 5:34:30pm

I, um, have something in common with CCJ. And Jim Webb. Well, and Zuckerberg.

I say this because tomorrow son#1 plays his last high school freshman game against his team’s arch rivals. DW said at dinner “I should have made ‘katsu’.”* “Katsu” is the Japanese word for “cutlet,” but because it is also the verb for “win” pork cutlet dishes are sometimes served before important games in Japanese households.

I quickly said “that’s why I eat steak before I go vampire hunting.”

crickets

I turned to my son to start to explain, but he just said, “yeah, I get it: Dad joke.”

I thought, “Dad joke? oh, I can go BLUE mother….” But I acknowledged the stupid dad joke and thought again, “he’s almost gone.”

*sorry, forgot to add that that there is a whole rich tradition in east Asian cultures of eating foods that share a homophonic (?) sound with something auspicious. For example, in Japan, they eat Sea Bream (Tai) at New Years because it is part of the phrase “omede-tai” (fortune or fortunate).

**new page. thank god no one saw this.

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:35:43pm

I wanna beer real bad, but my spouse and her best friend are chattering away in front of the fridge. Just wondering, is this a stand your ground situation?

klys (maker of Silmarils) Oct 23, 2015 • 5:36:19pm

re: #66 De Kolta Chair

I wanna beer real bad, but my spouse and her best friend are chattering away in front of the fridge. Just wondering, is this a stand your ground situation?

No, it’s a reason to buy a second fridge just for the beer.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:37:45pm

re: #67 klys (maker of Silmarils)

No, it’s a reason to buy a second fridge just for the beer.

This is about the point where I chime in with the remote-operated beer-launching fridge. I want one.

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 5:38:11pm

re: #64 Skip Intro

Apparently total assholes and sociopaths can do anything they damn well please in this country.

If Chuck did get it from a congressional staffer, though, that person will certainly be in big trouble if they can find out who it is.

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:38:11pm

re: #67 klys (maker of Silmarils)

No, it’s a reason to buy a second fridge just for the beer.

;-)

klys (maker of Silmarils) Oct 23, 2015 • 5:38:40pm

re: #68 thedopefishlives

This is about the point where I chime in with the remote-operated beer-launching fridge. I want one.

One of mr. klys’s coworkers has a fridge just for beer.

Just for the beer he is aging in the fridge.

I think it’s full size.

He’s Swedish.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:39:17pm

re: #71 klys (maker of Silmarils)

One of mr. klys’s coworkers has a fridge just for beer.

Just for the beer he is aging in the fridge.

I think it’s full size.

He’s Swedish.

I’m Scotch and Irish. Is there such a thing as a whiskey fridge?///

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 5:40:03pm

I just watched some of the videos Chuck’s neo-Nazi pal posted at YouTube, and they’re just more of the same meaningless nonsense. There’s nothing damning in them. Just Daleiden doing his best to try to trick PP representatives into saying something he can use to smear them.

klys (maker of Silmarils) Oct 23, 2015 • 5:41:56pm

re: #72 thedopefishlives

I’m Scotch and Irish. Is there such a thing as a whiskey fridge?///

…who puts whiskey in the fridge?

Apparently there is this horrible liquor from Sweden that roughly translates as “beaver butt” due to the source of part of the flavoring. Or at least that is how he translates it.

He has brought some in to share with the coworkers.

I have forbidden the husband from bringing any home.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 5:43:22pm

re: #74 klys (maker of Silmarils)

…who puts whiskey in the fridge?

Apparently there is this horrible liquor from Sweden that roughly translates as “beaver butt” due to the source of part of the flavoring. Or at least that is how he translates it.

He has brought some in to share with the coworkers.

I have forbidden the husband from bringing any home.

That’s why the sarc tags. I did try a glass of The Macallan for my birthday a week ago. It was a delightful experience, although whether it was worth the price is debatable.

klys (maker of Silmarils) Oct 23, 2015 • 5:44:33pm

re: #75 thedopefishlives

That’s why the sarc tags. I did try a glass of The Macallan for my birthday a week ago. It was a delightful experience, although whether it was worth the price is debatable.

If you do end out this way for whatever reason, let me know. There’s a few Scotch places in SF I can recommend.

Charles Johnson Oct 23, 2015 • 5:45:33pm

The most noteworthy thing about the videos: they show what an absolute dishonest weasel David Daleiden is.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) October 24, 2015

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:46:56pm

re: #71 klys (maker of Silmarils)

One of mr. klys’s coworkers has a fridge just for beer.

Just for the beer he is aging in the fridge.

I think it’s full size.

He’s Swedish.

In Massachusetts in the 50’s and 60’s most folks we knew, lotsa of hunters and fishers, had an extra ice box for the meat they caught. (Knowing that loveable crew, a bit of poaching was probably involved.)

Speaking of food, my grandda Patty brewed his beer (mostly porter and stout) in a clawfoot tub during the chilly and cold months out on the back porch.

He was Irish. ;-)

teleskiguy Oct 23, 2015 • 5:52:22pm

Republicans in Iowa are dumber than a bag of hammer.

pic.twitter.com/u1SypAZZTW

— All In w/Chris Hayes (@allinwithchris) October 24, 2015

I Stand With Planned Parenthood Oct 23, 2015 • 5:52:57pm

Holy shit. I don’t think I’ve ever had over 100 tweets for Pages post. Is the counter broken?

I Stand With Planned Parenthood Oct 23, 2015 • 5:54:17pm

re: #72 thedopefishlives

I’m Scotch and Irish. Is there such a thing as a whiskey fridge?///

You are Scotch and Irish and you don’t know this?

makeitstop Oct 23, 2015 • 5:58:25pm

re: #68 thedopefishlives

This is about the point where I chime in with the remote-operated beer-launching drone fridge.

FTFY

De Kolta Chair Oct 23, 2015 • 5:58:52pm

re: #79 teleskiguy

Republicans in Iowa are dumber than a bag of hammer.

thedopefishlives Oct 23, 2015 • 6:05:21pm

re: #82 makeitstop

FTFY

I’m going to have to calculate how much that drone can lift. I can just about guarantee my mounting either a drink carrier or a Nerf gun to it.

dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸ Oct 23, 2015 • 6:07:45pm

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Bubblehead II Oct 23, 2015 • 6:24:54pm

Night Lizards. Been a long day. Lots of domestic thing on my mind.

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Night.

Joe Bacon Oct 23, 2015 • 6:48:11pm

re: #79 teleskiguy

Republicans in Iowa are dumber than a bag of hammer.

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This is why I walked out of a church for the last time in 1986 and I’ll never go back.

Lidane Oct 23, 2015 • 6:48:36pm

re: #2 b.d.

The judge is either getting really pissed or laughing really hard, I’m betting on laughing.

He’s pissed off. Federal judges do NOT like having their time wasted by incompetent lawyers.

There was a federal judge here in Austin who famously bitchslapped some lawyers who couldn’t handle basic procedure and wasted his office’s time. He hauled them into court and threatened to jail them:

abovethelaw.com

Spy Auto

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