In Which James O’Keefe Wears a “Constitution” Costume, Complete With Mickey Mouse Gloves and Clown Shoes

The idiocy. It burns.
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The right wing fever swamps are all abuzz with outrage today over fraudster James O’Keefe’s latest moronic stunt. This time the intrepid nincompoop dressed up as “The Constitution” and sprang out at unsuspecting Vassar students, trying to give them copies of what he obviously thinks of as a sacred talisman that must never be harmed.

O’Keefe sent one of his “undercover operatives” (mislabeled as a “journalist” in the video) into a counselor’s office, complaining that the constitution was a “trigger” for her.

“It’s just I’ve been kind of hiding out in my room ever since kind of scared, so, finally somebody told me I should maybe come talk to you about it and see if there’s anything that can happen or anything … They were handing the Constitution out on campus,” the reporter says.

“They were handing it out and as soon as I saw it you know I started to not be able to breathe, hyperventilating … vision went blurry and I just kind of just lost control.”

At that point the counselor obviously realized there was something not right about this person, possibly thinking she might be mentally disturbed. So she offers to shred the “journalist’s” copy of the constitution, to get this kook out of her office.

This is where all the wingnuts went cuckoo for cocoa puffs. OH MY GOD SHE SHREDDED THE HOLY CONSTITUTION OF AMURICA!!!! OUTRAGE!!!! You can see this bizarre freak-out all over the usual right wing sites today.

Sane people look at an asinine stunt like this and think, “So what?” But the conservative echo chamber doesn’t fall into that category.

Yes, that’s O’Keefe in the picture above. He completed his constitution costume with a tricorne hat, Mickey Mouse gloves and big red clown shoes. But for some reason they don’t see this as disrespectful.

(h/t: @grouchybagels.)

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248 comments
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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:45:25pm

Must be nice to get the big bucks to be a pathetic asshole.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:47:13pm

Someone needs to inform the “outraged” RWNJs that the actual constitution was not harmed in O’Queef’s pathetically lame stunt.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:48:43pm

re: #2 Dr. Matt

Someone needs to inform the “outraged” RWNJs that the actual constitution was not harmed in O’Queef’s pathetically lame stunt.

THAT ONE ADMINISTER PERSON RIPPING CONSTITUTION SIMBOLIZES ALL EVERY ACADEMIC LEFTIST EVERYWHERE AND HOW COME WE CANT FLY CONFEDERATE FLAG OF HERITAGE????

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:48:52pm

Do James’ parents ever sit him and down and say “You’re really bringing shame to our family name, son” but then again I imagine his parents probably encourage his bullshit.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:49:27pm

Those red shoes are going to jam the shredder, aren’t they.

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lockjawcanbefun  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:49:29pm

This is the worst episode of Let’s Make A Deal ever. Even worse than the Billy Bush episodes.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:49:58pm

James is probably just pissed that CMP was able to pull off his shtick of sending in a operative to manufacture a scandal better than he will ever be able to.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:50:20pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

Those red shoes are going to jam the shredder, aren’t they.

Make him take them off first, then we’re good.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:52:03pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

Those red shoes are going to jam the shredder, aren’t they.

No. But his head will. It’s full of rocks.

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gocart mozart  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:53:42pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

They should use a wood chipper.

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Franklin  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:54:38pm

Answer to re: #155 lawhawk from downstairs

What do parents do when their kids who aren’t old enough to go to the bathroom on their own supposed to do? Oh wait, take their kid (even if they’re not the same gender as their parent) into the bathroom. So, if a guy’s out with his daughter, the guy either has to find a family room, or take his daughter into the men’s room and use *gasp* a stall.

For a woman taking her son’s out, it’s the same story - into a woman’s room stall.

This is as it has been done with no actual complaint for decades, until people realized that it might be easier for both to provide a family room since there’d be more room to deal with things like strollers, bags, etc., especially when out shopping.

The right wing makes this out to be some kind of crazy.

The answer is, it’s not that men and women will be in the same stall as opposite sex children, it’s that, in RWNJ’s minds, all homosexual and transgender people are sexual deviants.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:55:10pm

re: #10 gocart mozart

They should use a wood chipper.

Fargo. That would be a bit far to go.

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lawhawk  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:55:14pm

O’Keefe must be giving a costume shop some serious business, since that seems to be his chief accomplishment these days - dressing up as someone to get caught on video doing something stupid.

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lawhawk  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:56:14pm

re: #10 gocart mozart

They should use a wood chipper.

Wood chipper will do nicely, but a meat grinder could work in a pinch /Fargo.

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:58:58pm

re: #11 Franklin

Answer to from downstairs

The answer is, it’s not that men and women will be in the same stall as opposite sex children, it’s that, in RWNJ’s minds, all homosexual and transgender people are sexual deviants.

Pretty much. The only possible end game for gay or trans people to do anything apparently is gigantic pagan rape parties featuring human sacrifice.

They’re simply not seen as actually human by most of these fuckers. They’re mythical boogeymen the same way the inhuman monstrous Black Criminal Thug. It doesn’t matter what corresponds to actual reality when enough people vote on the fantasy.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 4, 2015 • 12:59:35pm
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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:02:27pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Except one actually teaches about the way government works and promotes learning, while the other discourages people from political participation and promotes obfuscation and myth.

Oh, and one is a cartoon, and one was on Schoolhouse Rock.

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Jack Burton  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:04:32pm

re: #17 Kryptik

Oh, and one is a cartoon, and one was on Schoolhouse Rock.

One is literally clown shoes.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:05:05pm

re: #10 gocart mozart

They should use a wood chipper.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:05:56pm
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lawhawk  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:06:06pm

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:06:17pm

Oh, the clownshoes are part of the costume? I thought those were just his everyday walking around shoes.

re: #4 HappyWarrior

there’s got to be a whole clan of Irishmen that want to “have a word” with young James at this point

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Jay C  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:07:05pm

re: #2 Dr. Matt

Someone needs to inform the “outraged” RWNJs that the actual constitution was not harmed in O’Queef’s pathetically lame stunt.

BTW, is this true? Did the Vassar office people actually shred a copy of the Constitution? Or did they just tell O’Keefe’s assclown that to get her the hell out of their office?

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:08:33pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt

What tweet was this?

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:09:19pm

re: #19 TedStriker

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Looks like the shoes should still come off.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:09:31pm

re: #21 lawhawk

the History Channel is going to have to have a word with Dr Carson… probably to offer him a show to run after Ancient Aliens

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:09:40pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt

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Shaun had a good post the other day that put things in perpective for me. He pointed out that the other day would be Emmett Till’s 74th birthday and that Morgan Freeman is 78. I really thought about that one given that means Emmett Till would be younger than two of my aunts.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:10:28pm

re: #26 KGxvi

the History Channel is going to have to have a word with Dr Carson… probably to offer him a show to run after Ancient Aliens

“History” with Dr. Ben Carson.” Find out how Jesus could have prevented being crucified if he had a gun!

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:11:21pm

re: #28 HappyWarrior

wouldn’t be much worse/better than most of the drivel they run (though I’ll admit that I have a few guilty pleasure shows on History)

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:11:52pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Looks like the shoes should still come off.

A CNN producer contacted him to appear with Don Lemon tonight. Sean replied that he wouldn’t appear with Lemon ‘for the rest of his natural life’ because Lemon is such a hack.

It’s in the last thread.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:12:01pm

re: #21 lawhawk

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

[Embedded content]

The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

The Flying Cloud was an elaborate clothes-dryer. True Fact.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:12:32pm

re: #29 KGxvi

wouldn’t be much worse/better than most of the drivel they run (though I’ll admit that I have a few guilty pleasure shows on History)

I really miss what it used to be. Say what you will about Hitler but at least Hitler was history,

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:13:03pm

re: #30 makeitstop

A CNN producer contacted him to appear with Don Lemon tonight. Sean replied that he wouldn’t appear with Lemon ‘for the rest of his natural life’ because Lemon is such a hack.

It’s in the last thread.

Oops. That response was intended for Kryptik. Sorry.

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Jack Burton  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:17:05pm

re: #28 HappyWarrior

“History” with Dr. Ben Carson.” Find out how Jesus could have prevented being crucified if he had a gun!

Mad TV Terminator and Jesus

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:17:21pm

re: #21 lawhawk

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:18:24pm

re: #33 makeitstop

So that alone was enough to get Twitter to lock him?

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:19:06pm
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KingKenrod  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:19:10pm

re: #30 makeitstop

A CNN producer contacted him to appear with Don Lemon tonight. Sean replied that he wouldn’t appear with Lemon ‘for the rest of his natural life’ because Lemon is such a hack.

It’s in the last thread.

re: #36 Kryptik

So that alone was enough to get Twitter to lock him?

The tweet is gone now. It had the producer’s contact info in it, that’s probably why he got locked out.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:20:09pm

re: #32 HappyWarrior

I actually like Ancient Aliens (it’s mostly funny), American Pickers (but it makes me sad when they find amazing cars rusting in fields), and some of the motorcycle gang history stuff they’ve been doing. Also, I’ve been fascinated by the Oak Island show. I think it’s because I’m intrigued by a lot of the conspiracy stuff, not that I believe most/any of it I just find the stories spun from it to be interesting.

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:20:10pm

re: #38 KingKenrod

Aaah, ok, that’s…a little more understandable.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:20:17pm
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Jack Burton  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:21:42pm

re: #39 KGxvi

I actually like Ancient Aliens (it’s mostly funny), American Pickers (but it makes me sad when they find amazing cars rusting in fields), and some of the motorcycle gang history stuff they’ve been doing. Also, I’ve been fascinated by the Oak Island show. I think it’s because I’m intrigued by a lot of the conspiracy stuff, not that I believe most/any of it I just find the stories spun from it to be interesting.

Still… that shit should be on Spike TV (or whatever the hell it’s called now) and not the History Channel (or Discovery, Science, or Nat Geo.)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:21:42pm

re: #39 KGxvi

I actually like Ancient Aliens (it’s mostly funny), American Pickers (but it makes me sad when they find amazing cars rusting in fields), and some of the motorcycle gang history stuff they’ve been doing. Also, I’ve been fascinated by the Oak Island show. I think it’s because I’m intrigued by a lot of the conspiracy stuff, not that I believe most/any of it I just find the stories spun from it to be interesting.

I guess I’m too European history centrc. I can’t get into any of that stuff.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:22:07pm

re: #41 wrenchwench

JOKE is a grown man?

//

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:22:12pm

re: #42 Jack Burton

Still… that shit should be on Spike TV (or whatever the hell it’s called now) and not the History Channel (or Discovery, Science, or Nat Geo.)

Nat Geo is about to get worse with Murdoch owning it.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:22:33pm
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blueraven  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:22:43pm

re: #36 Kryptik

So that alone was enough to get Twitter to lock him?

I “think” there may have been an address or phone # in the tweet. It would have been on the screenshot attached to the tweet of convo from CNN producer.

That is the only thing I can think of. ??

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:22:51pm

re: #41 wrenchwench

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That’s the thing I like about these college girls man, I keep on getting older, I keep on staying the same age, yes they do, yes they do.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:23:11pm

re: #35 Kragar

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:23:49pm

re: #36 Kryptik

So that alone was enough to get Twitter to lock him?

Well, in addition to never appearing with Don Lemon, he rephrased and included all of CNN as well. That probably did it.

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sizzzzlerz  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:28:00pm

re: #21 lawhawk

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

Stop it, Ben. You’re really starting to scare the horses.

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Ian G.  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:29:27pm

Wow, it’s even dumber and more dishonest than I thought.

My wingnut uncle sent this to me yesterday. I didn’t even bother to watch it, replying that he should quit wasting my time and go take a walk outside (the weather has been unseasonably beautiful in New York this week).

Had I watched it and realized it was an O’Keefe stunt, I probably would have burst into laughter. I thought it was some obscure left wing professor doing some kind of protest, and not some clown performance by some dishonest right wing buffoon.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:29:45pm

re: #50 makeitstop

Well, in addition to never appearing with Don Lemon, he rephrased and included all of CNN as well. That probably did it.

I’m betting it’s more that, as suggested above, he posted the contact information for the producer, which was in her e-mail signature.

We’d think it was justified if Upchuck got locked out of Twitter for pulling that, we shouldn’t be excusing someone else because he’s on “our” side.

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Lidane  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:29:54pm

re: #21 lawhawk

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

[Embedded content]

The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:30:53pm

re: #44 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

JOKE is a grown man?

//

Old enough and tall enough to be. It’s no accident they went to historically women’s colleges first, sent a woman in to see other women. (IMHO, women generally try to accommodate the crazy who are paying clients.) Also chose feminists to send their stooge to. Then allude that they might try ‘Ivy League’ colleges next!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:31:38pm

re: #20 Dr. Matt

He posted a tweet with the private phone number of a producer. Not cool.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:31:47pm
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majii  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:32:16pm

I taught high school social studies in an alleged conservative district in GA. I would pass out small book-bound copies of the constitution to my students each year and discard the extra copies. I guess I was lucky that none of the nutters in the community knew that I did because if they had, they probably would have called for me to be fired on the spot since in their minds, small copies of the constitution are the same as the original copy stored at the National Archives.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:32:17pm

re: #53 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’m betting it’s more that, as suggested above, he posted the contact information for the producer, which was in her e-mail signature.

We’d think it was justified if Upchuck got locked out of Twitter for pulling that, we shouldn’t be excusing someone else because he’s on “our” side.

I’m not ‘justifying’ anything. I initially misread the question.

I thought CNN blocked Sean, not that Twitter did. My mistake.

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Ian G.  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:32:57pm

re: #21 lawhawk

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

[Embedded content]

The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

The more he pontificates on things, the more I wonder if he’s honest to god mentally ill, and not just a demagogue. I don’t think a shameless demagogue like Ted Cruz would start rambling on about the pyramids.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:34:07pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

He posted a tweet with the private phone number of a producer. Not cool.

Whoa. That’s stupid. I couldn’t find the flagged tweet. He must have deleted it to get reinstated.

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stpaulbear  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:36:27pm

re: #60 Ian G.

The more he pontificates on things, the more I wonder if he’s honest to god mentally ill, and not just a demagogue. I don’t think a shameless demagogue like Ted Cruz would start rambling on about the pyramids.

He said the stuff about the pyramids in 1998, according to the link.

Not that it makes it any less flakey…

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Nyet  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:36:41pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

With these Mickey gloves he reminds me of “Brother Nathanael”. Just as crazy too.

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blueraven  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:36:54pm

re: #53 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’m betting it’s more that, as suggested above, he posted the contact information for the producer, which was in her e-mail signature.

We’d think it was justified if Upchuck got locked out of Twitter for pulling that, we shouldn’t be excusing someone else because he’s on “our” side.

I can’t imagine Twitter would have locked his account over a criticism of CNN. Had to be about personal info.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt that any private info that might have been posted was inadvertent. But you are absolutely correct, that kind of stuff can’t be tolerated.

CNN has enough power to get quick attention to it.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:37:13pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

He posted a tweet with the private phone number of a producer. Not cool.

At best, a inattentive faux pas…at worst, a really shitty move.

I’m inclined to believe it was the former.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:38:17pm

re: #59 makeitstop

I’m not ‘justifying’ anything. I initially misread the question.

I thought CNN blocked Sean, not that Twitter did. My mistake.

Fair enough. Apologies for not being clear myself.

I think Sean is doing some important work, but he also has a troubling tendency towards hyperbole and not checking his facts completely through, and I find I cannot rely on him as a source. Some of that opinion bled through there, and you may have caught the tail of it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:39:53pm
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Lidane  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:40:13pm
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No Country For Old Haters  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:40:19pm

re: #60 Ian G.

The more he pontificates on things, the more I wonder if he’s honest to god mentally ill, and not just a demagogue. I don’t think a shameless demagogue like Ted Cruz would start rambling on about the pyramids.

I’d be really surprised if he doesn’t have visible brain lesions. It’s really obvious that he’s not all there, but Conservatives love cognitive impairment.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:40:44pm

re: #66 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Fair enough. Apologies for not being clear myself.

I think Sean is doing some important work, but he also has a troubling tendency towards hyperbole and not checking his facts completely through, and I find I cannot rely on him as a source. Some of that opinion bled through there, and you may have caught the tail of it.

Fully agree with you there. I seem to remember one series of Tweets (but not the details, unfortunately) where he went off and called for violence against police (IIRC).

Ironically, that sort of thing probably raised his profile to the point where wingers went after him about being mixed-race.

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:41:14pm

re: #69 No Country For Old Haters

It’s not even preference at this rate, it’s a requirement.

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Lidane  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:41:37pm

Sure, why not:

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gocart mozart  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:43:19pm

re: #23 Jay C

BTW, is this true? Did the Vassar office people actually shred a copy of the Constitution? Or did they just tell O’Keefe’s assclown that to get her the hell out of their office?

You should never yell at a crazy person. They played along “If we put that mean constitution that’s making you feel bad in this here office shredder, will that make you feel better? OK now it can’t get you.” Then they probably called some school mental health professional to pay a visit to her.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:43:30pm

re: #68 Lidane

Well, a statement like that will be taken well in south Florida.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:43:45pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Yeehaw.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:44:04pm

re: #72 Lidane

who picks “the people” for the tribunal?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:44:17pm

re: #72 Lidane

Sure, why not:

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Hahaha what a pathetic clown.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:44:32pm

re: #73 gocart mozart

You should never yell at a crazy person. They played along “If we put hat mean constitution that’s making you feel bad in this here office shredder, will that make you feel better? OK now it can’t get you.” Then they probably called some school mental health person.

Has anyone checked to see if the ‘upset student’ was even a student?

My money says nope.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:44:39pm

re: #76 KGxvi

who picks “the people” for the tribunal?

Only the best and truest conservatives be picked. The honorable Judge Limbaugh will preside.

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Nyet  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:45:03pm

Today read an interesting article, “Antichrist from the Tribe of Dan” (Journal of Theological Studies NS 46 (1995), 99-117), which tries to trace the origin of that weird Christian idea which may be familiar to the Lizards from various fiery preachers like Jerry Falwell.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:45:22pm

re: #70 makeitstop

Fully agree with you there. I seem to remember one series of Tweets (but not the details, unfortunately) where he went off and called for violence against police.

Ironically, that sort of thing probably raised his profile to the point where wingers went after him about being mixed-race.

And in the meantime, we get things like his claim that the student victim of the assault in …drawing a blank on the city name here, but the video one with the desk… was in foster care (correct) but he had also “confirmed” that her mother had recently died …which he had to walk back within 24 hours.

That’s sloppy journalism, and this is from someone who is being held up by some on the left as the go-to person on the topic of police brutality. It does not do anything to help his credibility and yet a lot of people are willing to just give him a pass, it feels like. Which frustrates me. (I am not saying we see this here, necessarily, just a more general comment. And NONE OF THIS excuses what the right wingers did.)

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darthstar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:45:28pm

Michael Savage looks like Boxcar Willie.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:45:34pm

re: #79 HappyWarrior

Only the best and truest conservatives be picked. The honorable Judge Limbaugh will preside.

No way! It’s Savage’s idea, you think he’s gonna give up the Big Chair to Limbaugh?
/

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Nyet  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:16pm

re: #72 Lidane

It will be hard to explain to the Germans why American conservatives want a tribunal for an American President in Nuremberg of all places, but the beer is good, so why not.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:17pm

re: #83 makeitstop

No way! It’s Savage’s idea, you think he’s gonna give up the Big Chair to Limbaugh?
/

I thought Savage would want to be prosecutor.

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gocart mozart  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:21pm

re: #62 stpaulbear

Cruz is a shameless liar, I think Carson is legitimately insane.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:36pm

re: #84 Nyet

It will be hard to explain to the Germans why American conservatives want a tribunal for an American President in Nuremberg of all places, but the beer is good, so why not.

Mmmmm German food.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:38pm

re: #82 darthstar

Michael Savage looks like Boxcar Willie.

I was thinking Paper Willie…..

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:46:50pm

re: #82 darthstar

Michael Savage looks like Boxcar Willie.

Mental Patient Boxcar Willie, yeah.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:47:07pm

re: #86 gocart mozart

Cruz is a shameless liar, I think Carson is legitimately insane.

I think that about sounds right. I think Carson actually believes the crap he’s spouting. Cruz is an opportunist. They both suck but for different reasons.

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blueraven  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:47:33pm

re: #73 gocart mozart

You should never yell at a crazy person. They played along “If we put hat mean constitution that’s making you feel bad in this here office shredder, will that make you feel better? OK now it can’t get you.” Then they probably called some school mental health person.

Agree.
However, I strongly suspect that the video has been selectively edited as well.

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blueraven  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:48:50pm

re: #78 makeitstop

Has anyone checked to see if the ‘upset student’ was even a student?

My money says nope.

She worked for O’Keefe. Identified on video as a PV “journalist”

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:50:20pm

re: #92 blueraven

She worked for O’Keefe. Identified on video as a PV “journalist”

These people are a really good argument for increased security on college campuses.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:51:30pm

I just wish O’Keefe would leave people the fuck alone. Him and his asshole mentor Breitbart got their jollies ruining the lives of people simply because they didn’t agree with their ideology.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:53:21pm

BUFFALO, N.Y.-U.S. Attorney William J. Hochul Jr. announced today that Kirk Canfield, 54, of Wilson, NY, who was convicted of a violation of violation of the Bald and Gold Eagle Protection Act, was sentenced to six months probation and a $1,000 criminal fine by U.S. Magistrate Judge Hugh B. Scott. The defendant was also ordered to pay $3,000 in restitution to the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation, Bald Eagle Program.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Aaron J. Mango, who handled the case, stated that the defendant operated a produce farm in the Town of Wilson. In August 2014, Canfield placed a meat pile that had been mixed with Golden Malrin fly bait at the edge of a cornfield on his farm in an attempt to kill coyotes. The fly bait contained Methomyl, which is an insecticide that is not to be used in a manner in which animals can eat it.

Three juvenile bald eagles died after eating the contaminated meat pile, and on August 22, 2014, the three dead bald eagles were found and photographed in the immediate vicinity of the contaminated meat pile by an individual riding an ATV. Subsequently, Canfield removed the three dead bald eagles from the field and removed the contaminated meat pile. By placing the contaminated meat pile on his field, the defendant acted with wanton disregard for the consequences of his act.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:54:51pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Wingnuts are confused here since he killed a symbol of our country but he also made a mockery out of an endangered species law.

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Mike Lamb  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:55:07pm

re: #72 Lidane

Sure, why not:

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Can you imagine working at Media Matters or Right Wing Watch or similar? Having to listen to and write about that sewage all day? How do you not lose your mind? It’s the mental equivalent of a person’s sense of smell that works at Bath and Body…

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Jenner7  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:56:17pm

Sigh. Disappointing.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:56:37pm

re: #96 Kryptik

On a random note, possibly one of the most apt visual metaphors regarding the problem all writers end up with.

Yup.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:57:38pm

re: #96 Kryptik

heh, I’m going through something like that right now too. Have been sitting on an idea for a while and am finally trying to find the right vehicle for it, think I’ve got that part figured out now it’s just getting from the planning/outline stage to actually having words on pages.

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Kid A  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:58:39pm
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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:58:55pm
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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:58:56pm

re: #99 Jenner7

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Sigh. Disappointing.

Very.

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Kryptik  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:59:15pm

re: #101 KGxvi

Had several ideas in my head before, and putting them down taught and retaught me one important lesson: knowing the start and the end of your story is easy, the getting there is a far different beast.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 1:59:36pm

re: #101 KGxvi

NaNoWriMo is great for that. In theory.

Current word count is sitting at 5,286 as I prepare to buckle down for the day.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:01:00pm

Well I plan on taking a creative writing course in the spring. I’ve always had a tough time with that. Prose really isn’t the issue but honestly coming up with character names and the feeling that I am being too wordy.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:01:52pm

re: #107 HappyWarrior

Well I plan on taking a creative writing course in the spring. I’ve always had a tough time with that. Prose really isn’t the issue but honestly coming up with character names and the feeling that I am being too wordy.

Extra words are what editing takes care of after you get the first draft down on paper.

I am a fan of the “can’t come up with names? use a searchable marker and move on” approach.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:02:13pm

Dublin declares War on Christmas, for reals

USING the ingenuity, anger and intimidation Dubliners are famous for, a group of intrepid capital city residents have opened the country’s very first ‘Don’t Fucking Mention Christmas Zone’ today.

“The idea is pretty simple,” explained head of security at the zone Seamus Clifford, “mention Christmas or wear a stupid Christmas jumper and we’ll box the head off ya and kick you out onto Dame Street or into the Liffey, obviously we’ll give you the choice first, we’re not monsters”.

(That may be a satire site, but it’s still pretty funny.)

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:04:03pm

re: #108 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Extra words are what editing takes care of after you get the first draft down on paper.

I am a fan of the “can’t come up with names? use a searchable marker and move on” approach.

Not sure what you mean by searchable marker. But good point about wordiness and editing.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:04:53pm

re: #110 HappyWarrior

Not sure what you mean by searchable marker. But good point about wordiness and editing.

The hero in my novel currently doesn’t have a last name. Where I need to refer to it, it goes in as [hislastname].

When I figure out what it should actually be, I can search and replace.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:05:11pm

re: #109 makeitstop

Dublin declares War on Christmas, for reals

(That may be a satire site, but it’s still pretty funny.)

I do need to get back to Dublin one day.

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Lidane  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:05:55pm

In which Marco Rubio panders to the worst elements of his party:

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:05:56pm

re: #111 klys (maker of Silmarils)

The hero in my novel currently doesn’t have a last name. Where I need to refer to it, it goes in as [hislastname].

When I figure out what it should actually be, I can search and replace.

Oh, oh I see. Yeah sounds like a good approach to me. That way, you don’t get frustrated about not being able to come up with a name and give up.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:06:54pm

re: #113 Lidane

In which Marco Rubio panders to the worst elements of his party:

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And that is why despite the fact he may love to talk about his immigrant parents why Marco Rubio is at heart an as big shithead on the issue as Trump, Jindal, and Cruz are.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:07:00pm

re: #114 HappyWarrior

Oh, oh I see. Yeah sounds like a good approach to me. That way, you don’t get frustrated about not being able to come up with a name and give up.

You can do it with facts that you need to look up too, or any number of things. Just to keep the story moving without getting bogged down in the stuff that can be fixed in editing later.

This does not work for plot points, however.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:07:49pm

re: #116 klys (maker of Silmarils)

You can do it with facts that you need to look up too, or any number of things. Just to keep the story moving without getting bogged down in the stuff that can be fixed in editing later.

This does not work for plot points, however.

Right so basic things like setting, character names/ages, etc. I’ll definitely use your technique if I enroll in the class.

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Nyet  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:09:58pm

re: #111 klys (maker of Silmarils)

The hero in my novel currently doesn’t have a last name. Where I need to refer to it, it goes in as [hislastname].

When I figure out what it should actually be, I can search and replace.

You’re lucky English doesn’t decline personal names./

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:10:35pm

re: #118 Nyet

You’re lucky English doesn’t decline personal names./

It makes up for it in other ways.

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CuriousLurker  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:11:45pm

Well, at least we’re not the only ones. From BBC Radio, August 2011:

A church of England former official Diocesan Exorcist, agrees that demonic activity in the UK is on the rise. An Anglican bishop believes “repeated choice of black, for example in clothing or colour of car” may be a sign (creative types everywhere who’re fond of black turtlenecks are sure to take offense). But it gets even better:

It’s a concern that goes across Christian denominations, from evangelical churches to the Roman Catholics. The chief exorcist of Rome has said: “you have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.” To meet the demand, various schools of exorcism have started. In Rome, a Catholic University runs a yearly course on exorcism. “For us it has been incredible,” says Father Caesar Truqui, who runs the course. “We have had phone calls from all over the world from people wanting to attend”.

The American Association of Exorcists runs a correspondence course, and one evangelical pastor based in Britain runs his own distance learning course using the internet. Most exorcists agree however, that there is no substitute for hands on mentoring with an experienced practitioner. […]

Article & audio (30 minutes) at: So You Want To Be an Exorcist

Exorcism correspondence courses? Srsly? Also, I had no idea that Rome had a chief exorcist. Oh look, he says Da’esh is Satan—they’ll love that.

I’ve gotta say I’m not inclined point & laugh at people in the third-world who believe things we find silly when we have our own weird stuff right smack in the middle of the “enlightened” modern West. O_o

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Jenner7  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:13:39pm

re: #113 Lidane

Interesting, considering he co-authored and voted for the 2013 immigration reform bill.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:14:17pm

re: #121 Jenner7

Interesting considering he co-authored and voted for the 2013 immigration reform bill.

Behold the etch a sketching of Marco Rubio.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:17:12pm

re: #21 lawhawk

In which Ben Carson, who is a doctor, pontificates on pyramids, aliens, grain storage, and God:

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The more Carson talks, the more it appears that he should never be allowed anywhere near the White House, except as a visitor (if even then)…

Sadly the more Carson talks the more his poll numbers go up with people that hope he gets in the White House as the President.

I am so sick of media poking a mic in front of a Carson supporter and hearing “he tells it like it is” and “he is just so calm and measured and I like that” and the all-timer “We need someone that is not a politician to change things.”

Gag.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:17:50pm

re: #123 ObserverArt

Sadly the more Carson talks the more his poll numbers go up with people that hope he gets in the White House as the President.

I am so sick of media poking a mic in front of a Carson supporter and hearing “he tells it like it is” and “he is just so calm and measured and I like that” and the all-timer “We need someone that is not a politician to change things.”

Gag.

I wish they would point out to his supporters that he wants to cut the same programs that he benefited from.

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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:18:31pm

re: #121 Jenner7

Interesting, considering he co-authored and voted for the 2013 immigration reform bill.

Like Romney and Romneycare, the GOP thinks that we’re all dumb enough to buy that Rubio is anything but an opportunistic hack.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:20:23pm

Rubio will run to the right on immigration to win the nomination and then talk about how proud he is of his immigrant parents once he’s nominated. He’s a slick opportunist asshole.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:21:24pm

What does it take to convict a cop???

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:21:28pm

Nightmare Stories of Your Worst IT Jobs Ever

A very long read, but some very amusing stories.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:22:05pm

re: #127 Stanley Sea Toujours

What does it take to convict a cop???

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I wish I knew the answer to that.

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gwangung  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:23:27pm

re: #127 Stanley Sea Toujours

What does it take to convict a cop???

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Nothing. Absolutely nothing will.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:24:57pm

re: #93 makeitstop

These people are a really good argument for increased security on college campuses.

And open/concealed carry on campus.

///extreme

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:25:00pm

Um, BTW, has anyone watched the last few minutes of the O’Queef video above where he creepily hits on female college students? Good gawd, he is a creepy little man.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:27:20pm

re: #106 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I tried NaNoWriMo a few years ago, just didn’t work out for me. Good luck though.

re: #105 Kryptik

my problem is a mixture of motivation, timing, and figuring out the best way to tell the story. i have a draft that as i started editing, realized that it was written too late (granted, it was something that i kept putting aside and coming back too) and now i’m not sure i am going to finish it. the current project feels more like an idea for a TV show, which means it’ll probably never happen (a novel i could always self publish, at least digitally), but i really like the characters.

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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:28:05pm

re: #130 gwangung

Nothing. Absolutely nothing will.

Ayep. So long as cops can justify virtually any action as necessary to defend themselves, they’ll continue to walk on all sorts of crimes.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:28:18pm

I think a big part of the problem is too many of these DA offices are tied heavily with the police departments. Hell I believe McCulloch in St. Louis was pretty much quoted as saying he sees his office as the legal arm of the STL PD. The two should be independent of each other.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:30:05pm

One last thought. I may detest the GOP base but their base at least seems to realize the importance of all election. Democratic base is much larger but doesn’t seem to get the big picture. It’s frustrating.

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:31:37pm

re: #116 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I’ve done that with dialog recently, had an idea of what the line was supposed to be but wasn’t sure how to phrase so I just left [say something clever] there.

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Timothy Watson  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:35:45pm

re: #132 Dr. Matt

Um, BTW, has anyone watched the last few minutes of the O’Queef video above where he creepily hits on female college students? Good gawd, he is a creepy little man.

Remember his plan to kidnap (forcibly imprison) a female reporter (from CNN?) on a boat?

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Dr. Matt  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:37:01pm

re: #138 Timothy Watson

Remember his plan to kidnap (forcibly imprison) a female reporter (from CNN?) on a boat?

Ugh. Yeah. Makes this video even more disgusting.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:37:38pm

re: #107 HappyWarrior

Well, I’ll probably never end up using June Cole Cahuenga or Ulysses S. Titzonnable in anything, so you can have those ones.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:38:33pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:42:46pm

re: #127 Stanley Sea Toujours

What does it take to convict a cop???

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almost impossible to convict a cop of any violent action while in uniform. Bribery or corruption, sure…but juries will nearly always go along with a cop beating, shooting and maiming innocent people. I’m not sure how that has come about, but Just World Fallacy may pay a part (where really good people don’t have things like that happen to them and only bad people get beat up, or bad parent get their kids shot)

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Stuff Happens  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:44:06pm

Many years ago I taught special ed to NY middle schoolers. They all know that the pyramids were tombs. My point is: Ben Carson is less than special.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:48:34pm

re: #142 Aunty Entity Dragon

almost impossible to convict a cop of any violent action while in uniform. Bribery or corruption, sure…but juries will nearly always go along with a cop beating, shooting and maiming innocent people. I’m not sure how that has come about, but Just World Fallacy may pay a part (where really good people don’t have things like that happen to them and only bad people get beat up, or bad parent get their kids shot)

It’s also a bit of a rose-tinted-glasses view of cops, especially if the jury is overwhelmingly white. Many Americans still view cops as paragons of justice and the definition of a benevolent authority, and are hesitant to sit in judgement of a “good guy doing a tough job in a rough world”.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:48:50pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:49:57pm

re: #145 Kragar

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Code name: “Liberty Prime.”

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:50:46pm

A gunman is in custody after a five hour stand off with San Diego police on Wednesday, the city’s police department said on social media.

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Jenner7  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:50:54pm
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It's on his hat!  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:53:33pm

re: #146 Targetpractice

Code name: “Liberty Prime.”

Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:53:44pm

re: #144 thedopefishlives

This was part of the remarks from the defense attorney to the jury in opening arguments:

In defense attorney Robert Tuten’s opening remarks on Tuesday, he turned the blame on the Gujarati-speaking Patel for injuries sustained during the arrest, saying, “When you come to the U.S. we expect you to follow our laws and speak our language.”

This is Alafuckingbama after all. If you come here, boy, you better fucking step along lively now, you hear?

//

Racial attitudes are alive and well, and the lawyer played the card.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:54:51pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:55:06pm

re: #144 thedopefishlives

It’s also a bit of a rose-tinted-glasses view of cops, especially if the jury is overwhelmingly white. Many Americans still view cops as paragons of justice and the definition of a benevolent authority, and are hesitant to sit in judgement of a “good guy doing a tough job in a rough world”.

Something our media has fostered for decades. Especially in recent years, when the need to keep their audience has resulted in them taking “straight from the headlines” about cops accused of brutality/murder and twisted them into cases where the cop was really the good guy all along and totally vindicated by the end credits.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:57:41pm

re: #19 TedStriker

If a person has to be put into a wood chipper it has to be feet first.

Don’t ask how I know this.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 2:58:36pm

The 538 blog (PBUT) discuss why Carson’s delusions are not going to get a national test.
(Same for Trump and Cruz.)

The GOP’s Primary Rules Might Doom Carson, Cruz And Trump

fivethirtyeight.com

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Chez Ko Pe  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:01:49pm

re: #5 wrenchwench

Not if it’s big enough, like those ones they scrap refrigerators in. Or a woodchipper, that should do it. Mmmmm, yeah. EDIT: Okay, I came in late and should’ve know it’d been suggested already. Shuddup, I’m fappin’ here.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:03:24pm

Had to do it…it is my way of fighting the stupidity…

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nines09  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:03:25pm

re: #150 Aunty Entity Dragon

This was part of the remarks from the defense attorney to the jury in opening arguments:

This is Alafuckingbama after all. If you come here, boy, you better fucking step along lively now, you hear?

//

Racial attitudes are alive and well, and the lawyer played the card.

You can just wish that wherever he goes on vacation, be it Mexico or Europe, some officer asks him a question in the native tongue and when he feigns ignorance, gets his ass kicked. Boy. Come in here not knowing how to speak our language. Who are you?

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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:03:50pm

re: #154 Decatur Deb

The 538 blog (PBUT) discuss why Carson’s delusions are not going to get a national test.
(Same for Trump and Cruz.)

The GOP’s Primary Rules Might Doom Carson, Cruz And Trump

fivethirtyeight.com

I really am beginning to suspect that we will be looking at a Rubio vs. Clinton race next fall.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:03:57pm

re: #147 wrenchwench

The fact that this person was taken alive makes me pretty certain that they’re not brown.

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Timothy Watson  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:03:59pm

Watching The Empire Strikes Back Despecialized Edition, and just noticed the facepalm that Leia does:

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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:04:53pm

re: #156 ObserverArt

Had to do it…it is my way of fighting the stupidity…

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THAT’S RACIST!!!

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WhatEVs  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:05:50pm

re: #68 Lidane

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I’d never heard that act referred to as Wet Foot Dry Foot, myself. I had to read the article. I thought that’s what it was but I wasn’t sure.

And I do believe Carson is not right in the head.

I read something the other day that referred to Carson as a Fachidiot (German) which basically means incredibly adept in one field and ignorant of anything else. I thought this was the perfect word describing Carson.

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MomSense  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:09:05pm

re: #101 KGxvi

I’m dealing with this, too. I have a great idea for a story, have shared this story and had wonderful feedback, but now I’m too ______________ to actually get it on paper.

I wish I knew why.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:09:28pm

re: #159 TedStriker

The fact that this person was taken alive makes me pretty certain that they’re not brown.

Or the talk-him-down guy is important enough to give credit to.

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WhatEVs  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:11:28pm

re: #142 Aunty Entity Dragon

almost impossible to convict a cop of any violent action while in uniform. Bribery or corruption, sure…but juries will nearly always go along with a cop beating, shooting and maiming innocent people. I’m not sure how that has come about, but Just World Fallacy may pay a part (where really good people don’t have things like that happen to them and only bad people get beat up, or bad parent get their kids shot)

Or raping. Of which we’ll confirm this week or next out of OK. I’m betting it goes south for the citizenry and that asshole keeps his job.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:12:05pm

re: #158 Targetpractice

I really am beginning to suspect that we will be looking at a Rubio vs. Clinton race next fall.

I hope so, though Children’s Protective Services might get called in.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:13:46pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:14:20pm

re: #128 Dr. Matt

Nightmare Stories of Your Worst IT Jobs Ever

A very long read, but some very amusing stories.

My “IT Job From Hell” lasted for 3 weeks, which was 1 week less than the background check I had to go through for govt clearance.

After I left I got calls from recruiters for that job for 6 weeks until I said NO FREAKING WAY AND STOP CALLING ME to every recruiter in SE Michigan and every other contracting agency who wanted to fill that position.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:14:54pm

Rubio I think would go with a Northern senator or governor as VP. Dunno maybe Kasich?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:16:17pm
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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:16:55pm

re: #169 HappyWarrior

Rubio I think would go with a Northern senator or governor as VP. Dunno maybe Kasich?

One of the “one l” Micheles—Bachmann or Fiore.

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:18:49pm

re: #171 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

One of the “one l” Micheles—Bachmann or Fiore.

Jesus, and I thought Palin was about as low as they could get on the VP nomination…

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:19:28pm

re: #120 CuriousLurker

Well, at least we’re not the only ones. From BBC Radio, August 2011:

A church of England former official Diocesan Exorcist, agrees that demonic activity in the UK is on the rise. An Anglican bishop believes “repeated choice of black, for example in clothing or colour of car” may be a sign (creative types everywhere who’re fond of black turtlenecks are sure to take offense). But it gets even better:

Exorcism correspondence courses? Srsly? Also, I had no idea that Rome had a chief exorcist. Oh look, he says Da’esh is Satan—they’ll love that.

I’ve gotta say I’m not inclined point & laugh at people in the third-world who believe things we find silly when we have our own weird stuff right smack in the middle of the “enlightened” modern West. O_o

Oh noes!!! And here I thought dressing in all black was an artist thing.

/

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:19:38pm

re: #154 Decatur Deb

The 538 blog (PBUT) discuss why Carson’s delusions are not going to get a national test.
(Same for Trump and Cruz.)

The GOP’s Primary Rules Might Doom Carson, Cruz And Trump

fivethirtyeight.com

Complex. Can’t they doom ‘em all?

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:19:40pm

re: #156 ObserverArt

Had to do it…it is my way of fighting the stupidity…

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Mind if I post that on Twitter?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:19:59pm

re: #171 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

One of the “one l” Micheles—Bachmann or Fiore.

Nah. It will be someone with more of a thicker record.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:20:42pm

re: #172 makeitstop

Jesus, and I thought Palin was about as low as they could get on the VP nomination…

They’ll get lower but I’d be shocked if either were on the ticket.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:21:47pm

re: #162 WhatEVs

We call that Dunning-Kreuger here.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:21:58pm

re: #174 wrenchwench

Complex. Can’t they doom ‘em all?

And leave us with nothing to do?

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thedopefishlives  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:22:00pm

re: #176 HappyWarrior

Nah. It will be someone with more of a thicker record.

Iunno, they’re pretty thick.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:22:48pm

re: #179 Decatur Deb

And leave us with nothing to do?

Local races!

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Jenner7  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:23:00pm

Derp.

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De Kolta Chair  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:23:26pm

From the First World Problems Personified Dept:

Posting from the hallway: I’m certain that the meatloaf my wife is cooking up is going to be truly scrumptious, but the incredibly strong aroma of the broiling peppers drove me out of our apartment until the dinner bell rings. Whoa! BBL

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:24:02pm

re: #180 thedopefishlives

Iunno, they’re pretty thick.

Ha I mean more experienced. I know they crap on it but the establishment won’t pull another Palin so soon.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:24:21pm

re: #160 Timothy Watson

Watching The Empire Strikes Back Despecialized Edition, and just noticed the facepalm that Leia does:

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Well, facepalms are universal. ///

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:25:02pm

re: #164 wrenchwench

Or the talk-him-down guy is important enough to give credit to.

True.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:25:02pm

Whoa. Chuck is really in deep now. The NAF says they’re going to file a motion to hold him in contempt if he doesn’t show up on Friday for the deposition.

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BeachDem  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:25:32pm

The Kentucky governor’s race in a Charles P. Pierce nutshell:

If your outrage over the treatment of a crackpot goldbricking county clerk outweighs the possibility that your aging grandmother is going to die of a treatable illness then, well, I don’t know what to say to you except good luck and enjoy your freedom.

esquire.com

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:25:40pm

re: #182 Jenner7

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Derp.

Why was this guy even working for the frigging NSA? Yeah espionage should be done out in the open with men wearing trenchcoats and pizza vans that never move.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:26:21pm

re: #188 BeachDem

The Kentucky governor’s race in a Charles P. Pierce nutshell:

If your outrage over the treatment of a crackpot goldbricking county clerk outweighs the possibility that your aging grandmother is going to die of a treatable illness then, well, I don’t know what to say to you except good luck and enjoy your freedom.

esquire.com

Right on.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:26:27pm

re: #175 Kragar

Mind if I post that on Twitter?

Go right on ahead…let me know how it does.

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BeachDem  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:26:36pm

re: #187 Charles Johnson

Whoa. Chuck is really in deep now. The NAF says they’re going to file a motion to hold him in contempt if he doesn’t show up on Friday for the deposition.

Well, he’s busy raising funds to fight Planned Parenthood, so the ginger avenger has no time to spare for those silly NAF folks.
/

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makeitstop  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:28:05pm

re: #187 Charles Johnson

Whoa. Chuck is really in deep now. The NAF says they’re going to file a motion to hold him in contempt if he doesn’t show up on Friday for the deposition.

He ain’t gonna learn…until he learns.

The stupid bastard still thinks he’s messing with small-time lawyers like the ones he attracts.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:28:20pm

re: #187 Charles Johnson

Whoa. Chuck is really in deep now. The NAF says they’re going to file a motion to hold him in contempt if he doesn’t show up on Friday for the deposition.

That should be interesting. His lawyer filed a motion to quash the subpoena, but the hearing date is in December, a month after the deadline mentioned in the sub.

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:28:50pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:29:04pm

Wow. I’m reading this new document from Mofo now - these guys are not fucking around. Chuck could end up in a world of hurt pretty soon.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:30:15pm

re: #194 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

That should be interesting. His lawyer filed a motion to quash the subpoena, but the hearing date is in December, a month after the deadline mentioned in the sub.

Wait, I thought the judge delayed Chuck’s deposition until they can get his CMP buddy’s.

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WhatEVs  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:30:54pm

re: #168 The Vicious Babushka

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Kragar  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:31:14pm

re: #196 Charles Johnson

Wow. I’m reading this new document from Mofo now - these guys are not fucking around. Chuck could end up in a world of hurt pretty soon.

link?

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:31:56pm

re: #195 Kragar

Snowden: “Why do covert intelligence operations have to be so secretive?”

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) November 4, 2015

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:31:57pm

re: #196 Charles Johnson

Wow. I’m reading this new document from Mofo now - these guys are not fucking around. Chuck could end up in a world of hurt pretty soon.

You got a link?

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:32:14pm

Wonder what mindfuck statement Carson will have next?

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:33:50pm

I’ll have to catch up on the latest chapter in the Saga of UpChuck later. Duty calls. I have morning classes today.

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Targetpractice  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:36:27pm

Nothing would warm the cockles of my cold, black heart more than to hear that Chucky was occupying a cell because he finally ran across a judge who wasn’t willing to put up with his shit.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:36:50pm

re: #201 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

You got a link?

Posting it soon…

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:37:52pm

re: #204 Targetpractice

Nothing would warm the cockles of my cold, black heart more than to hear that Chucky was occupying a cell because he finally ran across a judge who wasn’t willing to put up with his shit.

Amen, brother.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:39:11pm

re: #195 Kragar

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Snowden: “Why do covert intelligence operations have to be so secretive?”

“Gentlemen do not read each others’ mail”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:39:19pm

More of Ben’s pyramid idea:

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:39:22pm

re: #204 Targetpractice

Nothing would warm the cockles of my cold, black heart more than to hear that Chucky was occupying a cell because he finally ran across a judge who wasn’t willing to put up with his shit.

Something like jail or a huge lawsuit that kills his piggybank and career has got to be in his future. He cannot keep pushing people as far as he likes to push without someone biting back…hard. It’s just a matter of time.

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WhatEVs  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:40:11pm

Wolf Blitzer just asked why the NTSB isn’t involved in analyzing the Russian plane incident. In Egypt.

SMFH.

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jaunte  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:41:40pm

re: #208 Backwoods_Sleuth

Popularly known as Carson’s Incredibly Thick Grain Storage Theory.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:41:50pm

re: #210 WhatEVs

Wolf Blitzer just asked why the NTSB isn’t involved in analyzing the Russian plane incident. In Egypt.

SMFH.

Wolf asks the questions no one else will!

And, there is a reason for that.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:42:02pm

re: #204 Targetpractice

I really hope so too. Not because it couldn’t happen to a nicer piece of shit oxygen thief, and not because I think assholes should be marginalized out of discourse, but because it’s about time the law catches up with these pro-troll Thigh Stain Grifters.

You should not be able to safely make a living out of agitating and enabling abuse, doxing, and generally increasing the misery of people embroiled in legal matters.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:44:33pm

re: #196 Charles Johnson

Wonder if he’ll pay weev an extended visit?

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:45:29pm

re: #209 ObserverArt

Something like jail or a huge lawsuit that kills his piggybank and career has got to be in his future. He cannot keep pushing people as far as he likes to push without someone biting back…hard. It’s just a matter of time.

In the end, karma’s a stone-cold bitch.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:45:54pm

Can’t choose an excerpt. The whole article is horrifying.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:46:45pm

re: #210 WhatEVs

Wolf Blitzer just asked why the NTSB isn’t involved in analyzing the Russian plane incident. In Egypt.

SMFH.

Why isn’t the USDA auditing the grain storage in Gizeh?

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Kid A  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:47:27pm
LAURA INGRAHAM: I told you, it’s $100,000 in cash and drugs seized from a Manchester, New Hampshire resident — residence. Check this out: Valentin Delo Soto Perez. Four names. One name doesn’t suffice?

Has she never heard of George Herbert Walker Bush?

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KGxvi  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:51:03pm

re: #208 Backwoods_Sleuth

Look, I drank a lot in college and law school (and even more once I started practicing law), hell, I’ve even smoked some weed and played enough sports to have more than a few concussions in my life… and yet, none of those things killed more brain cells than reading (and trying to understand) that quote from Carson - and it is not nearly as fun as those other things were.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:52:26pm

re: #218 Kid A

Has she never heard of George Herbert Walker Bush?

Every Catholic who has been confirmed has 4 names. Mexicans and many many Hispanic Americans have 4 names.

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BeachDem  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:52:43pm

re: #212 ObserverArt

Wolf asks the questions no one else will!

And, there is a reason for that.

Unfortunately, he knows none of the answers. What a great lead-in for one of my favorite pics:

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Kid A  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:53:04pm

re: #220 wrenchwench

Every Catholic who has been confirmed has 4 names. Mexicans and many many Hispanic Americans have 4 names.

That’s even funnier considering she’s Catholic.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:54:07pm

Thank you for calling O’keefe a fraudster and not a journalist. I get so mad he is so often identified as the latter.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:54:08pm

re: #198 WhatEVs

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:54:37pm

re: #222 Kid A

That’s even funnier considering she’s Catholic.

She probably can’t remember her Confirmation name. I can’t. I can narrow it down to the two I was deciding between.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:54:47pm

re: #218 Kid A

Has she never heard of George Herbert Walker Bush?

Not Hispanic enough. Big difference.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:55:33pm

re: #218 Kid A

Has she never heard of George Herbert Walker Bush?

And extremely ignorant of Spanish naming customs at that too. Stay kkklassy Laura and wonder why Latinos don’t like your party.

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Kid A  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:57:12pm

re: #227 HappyWarrior

And extremely ignorant of Spanish naming customs at that too. Stay kkklassy Laura and wonder why Latinos don’t like your party.

And her oldest daughter is from Guatemala, FFS.

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ObserverArt  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:57:14pm

re: #220 wrenchwench

Every Catholic who has been confirmed has 4 names. Mexicans and many many Hispanic Americans have 4 names.

Wrong wrench. I was baptized Catholic with no middle name. I never really cared to ask my parents why either. I thought it was cool not to have a middle name. And being a Catholic school student, that made me unique.

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TedStriker  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:58:39pm

re: #228 Kid A

And her oldest daughter is from Guatemala, FFS.

I feel sorry for her, having a mom like that.

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HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2015 • 3:58:47pm

re: #225 wrenchwench

She probably can’t remember her Confirmation name. I can’t. I can narrow it down to the two I was deciding between.

Ha but you’d think she be aware of that. I know what mine was going to be but it’s an easy one to remember since it would complete the cycle of me being named after my grandfathers and dad if I had gone through.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:03:50pm

re: #229 ObserverArt

Wrong wrench. I was baptized Catholic with no middle name. I never really cared to ask my parents why either. I thought it was cool not to have a middle name. And being a Catholic school student, that made me unique.

My older brother’s middle name is ‘NMN’ (No Middle Name) because he didn’t want to use the given one on his draft card. It’s a perfectly good name. I don’t know why he didn’t like it.

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WhatEVs  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:04:40pm

re: #224 The Vicious Babushka

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:05:19pm

re: #232 wrenchwench

My older brother’s middle name is ‘NMN’ (No Middle Name) because he didn’t want to use the given one on his draft card. It’s a perfectly good name. I don’t know why he didn’t like it.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:06:19pm

re: #218 Kid A

Has she never heard of George Herbert Walker Bush?

That guy has 5 names the way she’s counting Should be spelled ‘Valentin De Lo Soto Perez’. ‘De Lo’ means ‘of the’.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:06:49pm

re: #220 wrenchwench

Every Catholic who has been confirmed has 4 names. Mexicans and many many Hispanic Americans have 4 names.

That’s how the statistic that 20% of the population of Spain is named “Garcia” comes about—it’s somewhere in that string of names.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:10:20pm

re: #234 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:10:24pm

re: #168 The Vicious Babushka

My “IT Job From Hell” lasted for 3 weeks, which was 1 week less than the background check I had to go through for govt clearance.

After I left I got calls from recruiters for that job for 6 weeks until I said NO FREAKING WAY AND STOP CALLING ME to every recruiter in SE Michigan and every other contracting agency who wanted to fill that position.

My nightmare job in IT was for an international business realtor. This was before personal computers were a thing. The local office’s computer was a Data General mini.

Only time I had my own office.

What I did not have was my own terminal. I was supposed to be in my office planning what I was going to do and then at night, when the data entry people had gone home, do my programming on one of their terminals.

I also could not get my own disk. I was supposed to do all my testing on live data.

So, basically, I spent three months sitting on my ass accomplishing nothing. I was canned at the end of the trial period.

Only good thing was that, being on the 31st floor, I had a wonderful view of a Canadian Warplane Heritage, plus associates, as they flew over downtown Toronto. Up until that point I didn’t even know there were any P38s still flying.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:12:24pm

re: #237 wrenchwench

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Decatur Deb  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:15:28pm

re: #234 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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The Army has a records naming convention to cover the many soldiers who have initials instead of given names. (It’s a Southern Thang.) The format is: “initial (only) initial (only)”.

Wife’s cousin was named “R.P. Jones”, that’s all. After the required number of typos his records all carried the name “Ronly Ponly Jones”.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:16:15pm

re: #240 Decatur Deb

The Army has a records naming convention to cover the many soldiers who have initials instead of given names. (It’s a Southern Thang.) The format is: “initial (only), initial (only)”.

Wife’s cousin was named “R.P. Jones”, that’s all. After the required number of typos his records all carried the name “Ronly Ponly Jones.

Better than “Rolly Polly” Jones.

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wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2015 • 4:20:31pm

re: #239 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 4, 2015 • 5:19:37pm

re: #208 Backwoods_Sleuth

More of Ben’s pyramid idea:

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Will soon appear in Texas textbooks.

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SirMixALot  Nov 4, 2015 • 5:25:51pm

Weeks ago I finally saw Going Clear the documentary about Scientology. I’m telling you the behavior of that cult is so damn similar to right wingers. The undercover videos to smear people. The personal harassment and laws suits against anyone who disagrees with them. The American Right Wing are a cult too.

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SirMixALot  Nov 4, 2015 • 5:31:33pm

re: #236 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

That’s how the statistic that 20% of the population of Spain is named “Garcia” comes about—it’s somewhere in that string of names.

I don’t think its just a Catholic thing. Its also a tradition in Spanish speaking cultures to adopt the last name of your mother and father.

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BeenHereAwhile  Nov 4, 2015 • 6:12:23pm

re: #153 Romantic Heretic

If a person has to be put into a wood chipper it has to be feet first.

Don’t ask how I know this.

If you use a hay bailer it doesn’t matter.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Nov 5, 2015 • 12:22:26am

re: #2 Dr. Matt

Someone needs to inform the “outraged” RWNJs that the actual constitution was not harmed in O’Queef’s pathetically lame stunt.

Constitution = Koran

Teabagger = ISIS

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