Jeb Bush to-do list from his Iowa campaign office

America needed to know the answer to a burning question: Would Jeb Bush kill baby Hitler?

“Hell yeah, I would!” the former Florida governor told HuffPost. “You gotta step up, man.”

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Bush did acknowledge that murdering the future German dictator before he had the chance to ignite World War II would be an act that could set in motion unknown consequences.

But the 2016 Republican presidential candidate remained emphatic that he would, in fact, kill Hitler — even if the future leader of the Third Reich were an especially cute baby.

“It could have a dangerous effect on everything else, but I’d do it — I mean, Hitler,” Bush said with a shrug.

OK. But where do the other candidates stand on this vitally important issue?

And even more to the point, would they go back in time to give Hitler’s mother an abortion?