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FormerDirtDart  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:17:31pm

“I’m not worried about what a bureaucrat in D.C. or an unelected judge thinks. … We need to gather (Syrian refugees) up and politely take them back to the ICE center and say, ‘They’re not coming to Tennessee, they’re yours.’ “


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Kruggerrand Paul  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:18:26pm

I would say that rampant pants-shitting and overall fearmongering has won the day given the amount of histrionics about refugees, but then I see poll results showing that Americans overwhelmingly do not want boots on the ground in Syria. These United States are in a weird place right now in my opinion.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:20:04pm

re: #2 Kruggerrand Paul

I would say that rampant pants-shitting and overall fearmongering has won the day given the amount of histrionics about refugees, but then I see poll results showing that Americans overwhelmingly do not want boots on the ground in Syria. These United States are in a weird place right now in my opinion.

Very isolationist. Pull the covers over our head and hope the rest of the world goes away and leaves us in our God-granted moral superiority.

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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:20:32pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:20:45pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:20:59pm
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b.d.  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:21:27pm

We’ve become a nation of bedwetters.

Bedwetters who demand to be able to take their gun anywhere but run, scream and cower in the corner at ghosts.

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teleskiguy  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:22:31pm

I prided myself having not blocked a single account on Twitter, I was nice like that.

This tweet brought out the nativist/nationalist freaks.

I am now blocking accounts left and right, over a dozen today alone.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:23:10pm

No one is paying attention to The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus. en.wikipedia.org

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:24:10pm

OT for the Lizards who might find this relevant:

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darthstar  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:26:02pm

Imagine how much it must suck to be a Republican right now. You’re not allowed to have a reasonable opinion on anything. Just look at Jeb! and the others…falling over each other to sound more like Michele Bachmann than the other.

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Lidane  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:29:22pm

Trolling level: Presidential.

Heads are going ‘splodey everywhere tonight.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:29:49pm
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Mattand  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:31:31pm

re: #11 darthstar

Imagine how much it must suck to be a Republican right now. You’re not allowed to have a reasonable opinion on anything. Just look at Jeb! and the others…falling over each other to sound more like Michele Bachmann than the other.

You’re assuming they actually give a shit about wanting to be reasonable.

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Targetpractice  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:31:38pm

re: #10 klys (maker of Silmarils)

OT for the Lizards who might find this relevant:

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Oooh, neat!

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:32:29pm

re: #11 darthstar

Imagine how much it must suck to be a Republican right now. You’re not allowed to have a reasonable opinion on anything. Just look at Jeb! and the others…falling over each other to sound more like Michele Bachmann than the other.

It’s hard to stay out in front of a panicked mob.

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funky chicken  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:32:32pm
Officials in the Gulf are afraid the Syrian refugees “will bring their fight with them,” says Randa Slim at the Middle East Institute. For the UAE, “given its neighborhood, can’t afford to do this.”

The Gulf states have donated millions of dollars to support Syrian refugees in Jordan, Lebanon and Turkey, and defend their commitment to supporting the victims of Syria’s war. But the reality is more complicated, says Slim.

“It’s very sensitive,” says Slim, describing official reactions in the Gulf. The countries’ aggressive push-back against criticism is intended for an internal audience, she says.

In the Gulf region, “Everybody listens to CNN and reads Twitter,” says Slim, and Gulf officials have to convince the so-called Arab street that they’re not being negligent. “It’s about their domestic audience — that ‘we, as Muslims, are taking care.’ “

Arab satellite channels have run nonstop coverage of the Syrian conflict and exhausted refugees making the difficult trek across Europe. But a recent photograph of well-constructed, air-conditioned tents for religious pilgrims in Saudi Arabia set off another round of Arab media criticism, asking why the Saudis didn’t send the same facilities to Syrians displaced by the war.

npr.org

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gwangung  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:32:51pm

Religious tests for entry, my ass.

Asking for “proof” of being Christian means you’re trying move into God’s territory…and humans are SO bad at that….

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Belafon  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:34:52pm

Some things I did not know about LBJ, rescuing Jews:

Historians have revealed that Johnson, while serving as a young congressman in 1938 and 1939, arranged for visas to be supplied to Jews in Warsaw, and oversaw the apparently illegal immigration of hundreds of Jews through the port of Galveston, Texas.

..

In 1938, Johnson was told of a young Austrian Jewish musician who was about to be deported from the United States. With an element of subterfuge, LBJ sent him to the US Consulate in Havana to obtain a residency permit. Erich Leinsdorf, the world famous musician and conductor, credited LBJ for saving his life.

That same year, LBJ warned a Jewish friend, Jim Novy, that European Jews faced annihilation. “Get as many Jewish people as possible out [of Germany and Poland],” were Johnson’s instructions. Somehow, Johnson provided him with a pile of signed immigration papers that were used to get 42 Jews out of Warsaw.

But that wasn’t enough. According to historian James M. Smallwood, Congressman Johnson used legal and sometimes illegal methods to smuggle “hundreds of Jews into Texas, using Galveston as the entry port. Enough money could buy false passports and fake visas in Cuba, Mexico and other Latin American countries…. Johnson smuggled boatloads and planeloads of Jews into Texas. He hid them in the Texas National Youth Administration… Johnson saved at least four or five hundred Jews, possibly more.”

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funky chicken  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:35:09pm

re: #18 gwangung

How would refugees prove their religion anyway? Get their pastor to fax their baptism certificate? From a war zone?

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jaunte  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:35:37pm
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electrotek  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:35:55pm

re: #20 funky chicken

How would refugees prove their religion anyway? Get their pastor to fax their baptism certificate? From a war zone?

What if they start speaking Aramaic, a language no wingnut Christian can even understand?

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Reality Based Steve  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:37:22pm

Well, I’ve got to go write some copy for product collections we are bundling together. Bosses want it done by Thursday when we have the dive club meeting. Not going to be hard, since I was the one who assembled the collections, but have to make each one sound ‘special’ in it’s own way. (and truth be told, I think I did a good job of building sets across the price spectrum that provide and excellent value and gear I’d own without a moment’s hesitation)

I guess it’s something that I’ve inherited from my folks, my Mom was a good writer when she was alive, and my Dad, at 94, is taking courses on writing short stories at the local Community College down in Florida. I asked him why he wasn’t looking at a novel, and he just looked at me and said “‘Cuz I’m 94, that’s why, smart-ass” Love him to death.

RBS

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:39:26pm

This seems to be as good a time as any to re-post one of my favourite Cracked articles.

5 Reasons Humanity Desperately Wants Monsters to Be Real

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:39:59pm

re: #22 electrotek

What if they start speaking Aramaic, a language no wingnut Christian can even understand?

Proper English would work just as well.

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FormerDirtDart  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:41:14pm
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gwangung  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:43:24pm

re: #20 funky chicken

How would refugees prove their religion anyway? Get their pastor to fax their baptism certificate? From a war zone?

Maybe the standard should be a simple verbal statement: “I believe in Jesus Christ” and that’s it. That’s good enough for God, it should be good enough for men.

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electrotek  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:43:32pm

re: #25 Romantic Heretic

Proper English would work just as well.

They would be fucked if they only knew Aramaic. To the wingnuts it would sound similar to Arabic and would be straight up denied entry because of it.

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gwangung  Nov 17, 2015 • 7:44:25pm

re: #25 Romantic Heretic

Proper English would work just as well.

Huh. Not something some of the native born could pass…

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Nov 17, 2015 • 8:12:28pm

re: #10 klys (maker of Silmarils)

OT for the Lizards who might find this relevant:

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Cool beans. Makes keeping track of all my useful crap easier.

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Tigger2  Nov 17, 2015 • 8:16:52pm

We are not the home of the brave anymore the Republicans have turned us into the home of the wimps.

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LoonRadio  Nov 17, 2015 • 8:52:38pm

Refugees are good for the community, for the economy, for America. You never have a better friend than one you helped in a time of need.
I lived in St.Paul when the Hmong came. I never knew a more grateful people, and now they add so much to the city’s culture.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 18, 2015 • 1:18:36am

re: #16 jaunte

It’s hard to stay out in front of a panicked mob.

Especially if you’re the reason they are panicking.

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nkdee  Nov 18, 2015 • 3:35:55am

re: #22 electrotek

Oh that is just silly. If they want to prove they deserve to be here they need to take Palin’s advice and “Speak American!”

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ComradeDread  Nov 18, 2015 • 12:49:19pm

Statistically speaking, I’m far more worried about a heavily armed American with his own private arsenal shooting up the place I happen to be than I am about a Syrian deciding to undertake a harrowing journey to Europe, live in squalor and desperation for two years, undergo a background check, and then arrive without a support group or assistance, acquire a weapons cache and then decide to shoot up the place I happen to be in.

The heavily armed natives here have killed far more Americans than Al Qaeda or ISIS have.


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