Saturday Morning Animated Short: “Soar”

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A cross between Miyazaki and Pixar, SOAR is an award-winning 3D animated movie about a young girl who must help a tiny boy pilot fly home before it’s too late. facebook.com

Soar was created as Alyce Tzue’s thesis project in school. What began as a toil of love by first-time filmmakers ended up catching the eyes of festivals all over the world. Soar is the proud 2015 Gold Winner of the 42nd Student Oscars, Best Student Animation Winner at Palm Springs, Finalist at the Student BAFTAs, and has screened in the Hamptons, St. Louis, Seoul, Austin, and more.

The Soar team is beyond grateful for your support. We believe the film’s surprise success is proof of its message: when you put in everything you’ve got, sometimes you achieve more than you ever expected.

There are plans to make Soar into a feature length film inspired by the sensibilities of Hayao Miyazaki and Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince. For more information, please contact Alyce Tzue at alyce.tzue@gmail.com.

Written and Directed by Alyce Tzue - alycetzue.com
Music by Jack Gravina - jackgravina.com
Produced by Anson Yu - ansonyu.tw@gmail.com
VFX Supervisor Derek Flood - imdb.com
Created at the Academy of Art University - academyart.edu

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162 comments
1
Alephnaught  Dec 12, 2015 • 10:45:11am

Misread “Soar” as “Star”, and immediately thought of this:

Earth, Wind & Fire - Star

[Edit: First!!! Phew, now I feel like I’m back on Slashdot ]

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ObserverArt  Dec 12, 2015 • 10:51:45am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

World Leaders Agree to ‘Historic’ Deal on Climate Change - NBC News

Saw that report on the Today show this morning. Get ready for “New World Order” bs to come from the GOP candidates.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Dec 12, 2015 • 10:52:03am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Can’t tell whether we need to have the Senate agree to the deal.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 12, 2015 • 10:53:16am

re: #3 ObserverArt

Saw that report on the Today show this morning. Get ready for “New World Order” bs to come from the GOP candidates.

It’s already on Drudge. Not that that should be a shocker or anything.

*headdesk*

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Dec 12, 2015 • 10:53:19am

I saw that Bernie Sanders is a critic of the deal, saying it doesn’t go far enough. That may be, but if he really thinks a deal that would go far enough could actually be reached, he’s an idiot.

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ObserverArt  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:02:43am

re: #6 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

I saw that Bernie Sanders is a critic of the deal, saying it doesn’t go far enough. That may be, but if he really thinks a deal that would go far enough could actually be reached, he’s an idiot.

Awww, Bernie’s an idealist. No room for real-world thinking in that head of his. But the world needs idealists too! Hopefully as little of it rubs off on others. That is how it works.

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danarchy  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:05:43am

re: #4 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

Can’t tell whether we need to have the Senate agree to the deal.

Pretty sure all of the targets are still voluntary so there really isn’t anything for the Senate to agree to. Right now I think the US is already on pace to meet or exceed our promises just with better efficiency, increased renewables and replacing a lot of coal plants with natural gas.

The trick is if we actually need congress to act to pass a law to meet the targets, good luck with that.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:08:21am

When it comes to climate, “not far enough” may be not simply idealistic carping, but rather an acknowledgment that if the measures are not drastic enough, we’re fucked no matter what else we do.
Anyway, I’ll wait for scientists’ assessments.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:08:22am
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stpaulbear  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:12:17am

re: #7 ObserverArt

I like Bernie although I get nervous about his followers. Bernie is being honest that the agreement is probably not good enough even though it’s the best possible. I like that he’s trying (somewhat Quixotically) to move the discussion to the left.

I don’t think he’ll do anything to poison the well for HRC - I think he’ll do everything he can to help HRC after the nomination - but I don’t necessarily trust his followers to get in the boat. That doesn’t mean I want Bernie to go away.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:17:38am

I blame his parents

In a public conference call with investors last week, Shkreli announced the purchase of the Chagas treatment and said that he would price the drug, benznidazole, similarly to hepatitis C drugs.

Hepatitis C treatments currently cost patients up to a staggering $100,000 for a full treatment.

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Danack  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:18:38am

re: #11 stpaulbear

but I don’t necessarily trust his followers to get in the boat.

For those people, even if Senator Sanders was not running, they would still probably find a justification to not vote for Hillary.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:18:49am

re: #12 FormerDirtDart

I blame his parents

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This guy really sucks.

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stpaulbear  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:20:01am

re: #12 FormerDirtDart

I blame his parents

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I hope somebody slips something really nasty into one of his drinks someday.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:20:54am

re: #12 FormerDirtDart

He’s living the Ayn Rand dream.
Government should have a role there, somewhere. It is clear that wild capitalism in this sphere is just too harmful.

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BeachDem  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:24:07am

Talk about cognitive dissonance:

The Palmetto Family Council has started a “Defend Christmas Freedom Hotline” for folks to report religious freedom violations in South Carolina…

The council is researching the credibility of complaints about undisclosed government agencies “banning a Christian symbol of Christmas from a person’s personal space,” Smith said.

The hotline is not just to defend Christmas.

“Our effort applies to any religious holiday observance

thestate.com

washingtonpost.com

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Jayleia  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:24:12am

re: #12 FormerDirtDart

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:25:58am

re: #16 Nyet

He’s living the Ayn Rand dream.
Government should have a role there, somewhere. It is clear that wild capitalism in this sphere is just too harmful.

He’s counting on the government to have a roll. He’s spiking the prices because he knows government programs will continue to pay for the drugs, even at outlandish prices

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:27:50am

re: #19 FormerDirtDart

He’s counting on the government to have a roll. He’s spike the prices because he knows government programs will continue to pay for the drugs, even at outlandish prices

Communism… for the rich.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:29:51am

Well, we know what all the clowns will be ranting about all over the TV dial tomorrow morning

Oh yeah, anticipate a collection of idiot whining about the President not being at the Army-Navy Game

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Charles Johnson  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:32:17am
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danarchy  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:32:48am

So From Wikipedia:

Benznidazole (INN, formerly marketed by Hoffman-La Roche under the trade names Rochagan and Radanil) is an antiparasitic medication used in the treatment of Chagas disease. Its mechanism of action is the production of free radicals, to which the Trypanosoma cruzi is particularly sensitive given its reduced detoxification capabilities.[1] Roche donated the technology and rights to produce benznidazole to the Brazilian government.[2]

And from the article:

Benznidazole isn’t currently approved in the United States, allowing Shkreli to cash in on hundreds of millions of dollars from a profitable government voucher program — known as a priority review voucher — by developing the drug and then selling it.

Did he buy the rights from Brazil? Does that mean he still needs to take it through FDA approval?

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:42:01am
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PhillyPretzel  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:43:05am

re: #24 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

::: rolling eyes ::: Here we go again.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:44:03am

re: #25 Nyet

Which is probably a hoax, but…

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:46:51am

re: #24 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

Good Guy With A Gun Alert:
Texas ‘good guy with a gun’ shoots carjacking victim in head — then runs away

The shooter quickly gathered up his shell casings from the pavement and fled the scene.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:47:57am

re: #24 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

Good Guy With A Gun Alert:
Texas ‘good guy with a gun’ shoots carjacking victim in head — then runs away

That story’s from September. I was afraid it was ANOTHER case of that shit.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:50:12am
The shooter quickly gathered up his shell casings from the pavement and fled the scene.

Training!

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Whack-A-Mole  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:54:30am

re: #29 Blind Frog Belly White

My favorite comment from that article:

Even the “Oops” are bigger in Texas.

But, it’s important to note that this article turned out to be incorrect. Later reports of the incident say that the victim suffered the head injuries during the initial assault, not as a result of the armed intervention.

Still, picking up your brass and fleeing the scene puts this joker well outside the hypothetical definition of “good guy with a gun”.

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wrenchwench  Dec 12, 2015 • 11:59:13am

re: #30 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

Training!

Where was he radicalized?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:01:28pm

re: #32 wrenchwench

Where was he radicalized?

Texas

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BeachDem  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:13:58pm

He has to be trolling, right?

The billionaire businessman cites Associate Justice Clarence Thomas as his favorite member of the court. Trump says Thomas is “very strong and consistent.”

huffingtonpost.com

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:16:51pm

re: #34 BeachDem

He has to be trolling, right?

The billionaire businessman cites Associate Justice Clarence Thomas as his favorite member of the court. Trump says Thomas is “very strong and consistent.”

huffingtonpost.com

IOW he keeps quiet and “knows his place.”

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Khal Wimpo  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:17:03pm

re: #25 Nyet

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Dude! WTF does Bill Murray have to do with this? Was this legal agreement written by the ghost of Tim Leary on a jarfull of Owsley Acid?

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:22:29pm

re: #34 BeachDem

He has to be trolling, right?

The billionaire businessman cites Associate Justice Clarence Thomas as his favorite member of the court. Trump says Thomas is “very strong and consistent.”

huffingtonpost.com

Well it’s better than the usual praise of Scalia but then you remember that Thomas is pretty much a Scalia clone and worse in some ways.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:24:34pm

re: #37 HappyWarrior

Well it’s better than the usual praise of Scalia but then you remember that Thomas is pretty much a Scalia clone and worse in some ways.

I remember the GOP candidates used to praise them as a pair - GWB, for one.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:27:52pm

Best Memory EVER

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:32:49pm

re: #39 FormerDirtDart

Best Memory EVER

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Dunno, I, for one, remember 6000000 112 y.o. people celebrating on rooftops as Brian Williams flew by in his helicopter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:33:32pm

re: #39 FormerDirtDart

Best Memory EVER

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When somebody posted a comment about this yesterday, I immediately thought of Japan:

More than 230,000 Japanese centenarians ‘missing’

So the goofs now are into recycling even foreign scandals.

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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:35:34pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

When seombody posted a comment about this yesterday, I immediately thought of Japan:

More than 230,000 Japanese centenarians ‘missing’

So the goofs now are into recycling even foreign scandals.

We’re even outsourcing our nutjobs.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:37:39pm

re: #38 Nyet

I remember the GOP candidates used to praise them as a pair - GWB, for one.

Yeah. Agh.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:38:48pm

re: #39 FormerDirtDart

Best Memory EVER

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Oh come on, he was only 5,999,987 people off.

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BeachDem  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:41:21pm

re: #40 Nyet

Dunno, I, for one, remember 6000000 112 y.o. people celebrating on rooftops as Brian Williams flew by in his helicopter.

Actually, a large number of them were purportedly voting as zombies in South Carolina (of course.)

Stoking the zombie-voter fire back then was a list of some 950 names that Republican Gov. Nikki Haley’s DMV director, Kevin Shwedo, said were those of dead people that appeared to have voted in recent elections.

“Well over 900 individuals appear to have voted after they died,” Shwedo said at one House hearing on the matter.

Horry County Republican Rep. Alan Clemmons, who took much interest in the dead voter drama, proclaimed gravely in another hearing, “We must have certainty in South Carolina that zombies aren’t voting.”

18 Months Later, S.C. Law Enforcement Closes Case on ‘Zombie Voters,’ Finds No Fraud
free-times.com

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:44:55pm

re: #45 BeachDem

18 Months Later, S.C. Law Enforcement Closes Case on ‘Zombie Voters,’ Finds No Fraud
free-times.com

All zombies voted fairly.

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Jayleia  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:45:06pm

Wow. Looking at the weather for this month…we had one day where the LOW was 20 degrees above the average high for that day, and was about five degrees from the RECORD HIGH.

And the climate isn’t changing, NUP, not at all.

archive.indystar.com

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Jayleia  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:47:03pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

At least they’re recycling SOMETHING

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:53:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:53:57pm

One of my sisters in Cincinnati posted on FB that she filled up her car yesterday for less than $10 to fill the tank: 99 cents a gallon.
Thanks Obama!

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Charles Johnson  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:55:08pm
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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:57:25pm

re: #46 Nyet

All zombies voted fairly.

Health care and free food very important to zombies, according to exit polling.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:57:39pm
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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:58:10pm

Whoops

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:59:04pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

Would you buy a car from this guy?

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 12:59:17pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

These assholes are a menace to society. The state of Texas deserves these redneck fucktards.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:00:06pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

The prototypical slack-jawed yokel.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:00:20pm

Notice the ear piece. No, he’s not in security: it’s an AM radio tuned to Mark Levin.

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:02:42pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

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Nothing to worry about. Right?

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:03:00pm

Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll…

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:03:03pm

re: #57 Charles Johnson

The prototypical slack-jawed yokel.

Notice the clock tower in the background where the UT Gunman snipered a bunch of people.

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:03:32pm

re: #56 Dr. Matt

These assholes are a menace to society. The state of Texas deserves these redneck fucktards.

No. We do not.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:03:39pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

On UT Austin campus right now. Loaded semiautomatic rifle. Rooftop of San Antonio street garage.

That clock tower in the background has some significant firearms history
Assholes

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Jayleia  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:03:40pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

Semi-auto with a drum magazine too…and seriously what could go wrong with a guy on a rooftop with a gun

EDIT: Camacho DeezNuts beat me to it

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:05:19pm

re: #64 Jayleia

Semi-auto with a drum magazine too…and seriously what could go wrong with a guy on a rooftop with a gun

Just what the Founders had in mind.

//

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Timothy Watson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:05:47pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

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Fucking yokel with a WASR-10 (AK-47 clone) and a 100-round or 75-round drum. Does he have a bullet-proof vest on?

(I actually have a WASR-10 with a 75 round drum, but haven’t shot the damn thing in forever because ammunition is so expensive.)

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:05:54pm

GMTA, all the Lizards picked up on the significance of that clock tower in the background.

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:06:31pm

With his tweet seems he’s daring campus police to confront him. Hope none of them get hurt.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:06:35pm

Inglorious Basterds - Stolz der Nation

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:07:30pm

He should spend less time flaunting his penis extension and spend more time at the gym.

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Cheechako  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:08:21pm

Looks like he has no teeth.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:08:37pm

re: #71 Cheechako

Looks like he has no teeth.

Or brains

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:10:37pm

He’s just keeping the campus safe from small Syrian children.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:10:55pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

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What a great picture of a gun-wielding wacko, with the tower Charles Whitman killed 16 people from in the background.

ETA: I see I’m only the latest in a series to make that observation.

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:11:11pm

re: #71 Cheechako

Looks like he has no teeth.

He’th lothed an loath’ed

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:13:28pm

re: #68 allegro

With his tweet seems he’s daring campus police to confront him. Hope none of them get hurt.

Not his tweet. Anyway, no idea what’s going on there. Is it DoucheCon 2015 by any chance?

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:14:42pm

What is truly sick is that they are purposely posing for their pictures there

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:17:32pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

asshole alert…

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Camacho DeezNuts 2016  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:17:51pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart

What is truly sick is that they are purposely posing for their pictures there

What is the significance? Like they would save the day with their knock off semis if a sniper with a good rifle was picking people off from that tower?

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:18:25pm

re: #76 Nyet

Not his tweet. Anyway, no idea what’s going on there. Is it DoucheCon 2015 by any chance?

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Is he holding an umbrella? What a wuss.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:18:25pm
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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:19:55pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart

What is truly sick is that they are purposely posing for their pictures there

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Though, after looking at ‎@germanglasseye tweeting history, it’s entirely possible he got these douches to stand there. thus proving what a collection of ignorant fools they are.

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dharmamark  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:20:05pm

Link

This is cool.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:20:34pm

re: #82 FormerDirtDart

Though, after looking at ‎@germanglasseye tweeting history, it’s entirely possible he got these douches to stand there. thus proving what a collection of ignorant fools they are.

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Bubblehead II  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:20:57pm

re: #83 dharmamark

Navy’s badass helmets

This is cool.

Bad link.

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Timothy Watson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:21:19pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart

What is truly sick is that they are purposely posing for their pictures there

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Is that ever a real gun? You shouldn’t be able to see-through the magazine of a real gun, makes me think it’s a airsoft gun or something.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:21:36pm
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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:22:39pm
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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:23:49pm
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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:24:09pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea Toujours

Real winners:

Mass shootings are unpredictable. The mock one we did today was two blocks from where people expected it. The police response time was over 10 minutes.

Posted by Murdoch Pizgatti on Saturday, December 12, 2015
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:25:04pm

re: #90 Dr. Matt

Real winners:

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LOL, he only THINKS that police response time was 10 minutes…

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:25:18pm

re: #89 Stanley Sea Toujours

kosmiK kaT

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:26:06pm

designated dead people:

Facebook Post

Really, such a stupid exercise.

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Timothy Watson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:26:10pm

re: #90 Dr. Matt

Real winners:

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Wearing a mask in public while carrying a firearm isn’t illegal?

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ObserverArt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:26:34pm

re: #32 wrenchwench

Where was he radicalized?

re: #33 I Would Prefer Not To

Texas

You know what this means. We need to have a Texas database and a wall around the state. And any new Texas baby cannot be automatically granted citizenship until we figure out what is going on!

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ObserverArt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:29:10pm

Just tuned into the Army Navy footsballs game. Those Navy helmets are cool with the ship graphic on them.

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stpaulbear  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:29:36pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

designated dead people:

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Really, such a stupid exercise.

Did someone squirt Ketchup on them to simulate blood?

So fucking brave to mask your face.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:31:33pm

re: #97 stpaulbear

Did someone squirt Ketchup on them to simulate blood?

yep.

And that “10 minute police response time” was just something they made up in their stupid scenario.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:31:39pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL, he only THINKS that police response time was 10 minutes…

Also, I’m pretty certain that nobody called it in as an actual active shooter event, or those silly fucks in their masks and guns would be lying on the ground, actually dead, not pretending.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:34:10pm
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Whack-A-Mole  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:34:17pm

The Navy’s newest ship breaks down, limps into port

I hold Scott Walker responsible. He broke the rest of Wisconsin so he’s probably to blame for Milwaukee’s troubles as well.
/

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Charles Johnson  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:34:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:37:17pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

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oh good freaking grief.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:37:49pm
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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:38:18pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

He emphasized the wrong text.
“science teacher”…

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:39:50pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

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FFS. We are fucking doomed.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:40:13pm

re: #104 Stanley Sea Toujours

If she wasn’t such a jerk, I would almost feel sorry for her. Almost

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:41:19pm

re: #104 Stanley Sea Toujours

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Pretty sure that image is from several days ago

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:42:16pm

re: #108 FormerDirtDart

Pretty sure that image is from several days ago

yeah, I remember when I posted back then. Same people in the audience.

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TedStriker  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:42:34pm

re: #104 Stanley Sea Toujours

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

*draws big breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:44:04pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

D’oh!!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:44:33pm

re: #110 TedStriker

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

*draws big breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

laugh harder

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dharmamark  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:45:02pm

re: #85 Bubblehead II

Fixed in the original. Thanks.

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ObserverArt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:46:15pm

re: #100 Charles Johnson

Ben Casnocha ✔ @bencasnocha

I’ve spent the last couple weeks in the Muslim world. Everyone watching and listening to Trump. Damage to the American idea is incalculable.

11:16 AM - 12 Dec 2015 * Cairo, Egypt, مصر

You know what is sad about this tweet? Trump will see it as a sign of how much power he has.

Fuck. No need to feed that fuckers ego.

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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:46:42pm

re: #61 Camacho DeezNuts 2016

Notice the clock tower in the background where the UT Gunman snipered a bunch of people.

To the best of my knowledge, the UT sniper was the last mass murderer to use a manual action rifle. That was in 1966. Australia knew what they were doing when they placed severe restrictions on (but did not “ban”) SA weapons after the Tasmania massacre.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:47:22pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

yeah, I remember when I posted back then. Same people in the audience.

yeah, pretty sure it was the same day Trump had a packed event on the Yorktown
And Cruz drew a bigger crowd doing announcement with Gov. Abbot on Syrian refugees

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:51:07pm

re: #53 Stanley Sea Toujours

What a goober fucktard. Nice fucking gut, looks like he forgot rule number 1. Cardio. Why are so many of these RWNJ, who are convinced it’s the end of the world OMG, so out of fucking shape? Undisciplined, overprivileged mental cases.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:51:30pm

re: #100 Charles Johnson

I’ve spent the last couple weeks in the Muslim world. Everyone watching and listening to Trump. Damage to the American idea is incalculable.

Well, you know what Trump’s campaign would say: “You know what? So what? They’re Muslim.”

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:51:38pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:54:54pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:55:31pm

re: #115 Shiplord Kirel

To the best of my knowledge, the UT sniper was the last mass murderer to use a manual action rifle. That was in 1966. Australia knew what they were doing when they placed severe restrictions on (but did not “ban”) SA weapons after the Tasmania massacre.

Also worth noting: The tower gunman was in fact engaged by a number of “good guys with guns,” certainly by more than any recent mass shooter. A TV reporter indicated that a number of bystanders had grabbed rifles from their cars and pickups and were plinking away at the tower, to no avail. He was finally done in by a police officer who made it up the tower and smoked him with a pump shotgun.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:57:05pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

A retires science teacher, so she’s been infecting hundreds of americans with stupidity for decades.

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jaunte  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:57:57pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart

What is truly sick is that they are purposely posing for their pictures there

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He’s on top of a parking garage at San Antonio Street and W24th.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 1:58:26pm

Who wudda thunk it?

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Belafon  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:00:44pm

re: #124 Dr. Matt

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Blind Frog Belly White  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:02:28pm

re: #125 Belafon

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When you’re outside a mosque, carrying a gun, protesting the presence of Muslims in your town, there absolutely are terrorists there.

You. You’re the terrorist.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:05:40pm

re: #126 Blind Frog Belly White

When you’re outside a mosque, carrying a gun, protesting the presence of Muslims in your town, there absolutely are terrorists there.

You. You’re the terrorist.

There’s a fine line between open-carry and brandishing/improper exhibition.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:05:57pm
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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:06:51pm

“Armed protesters” are terrorists.

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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:09:34pm

re: #117 Amory Blaine

What a goober fucktard. Nice fucking gut, looks like he forgot rule number 1. Cardio. Why are so many of these RWNJ, who are convinced it’s the end of the world OMG, so out of fucking shape? Undisciplined, overprivileged mental cases.

People who haven’t been there very often have no idea how important physical fitness, especially endurance, is in combat. There is a reason the military subjects trainees to constant running, pushups, 30 mile marches, and the like.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:10:50pm

USS Milwaukee breaks down at sea

The littoral combat ship USS Milwaukee, the Navy’s newest ship that was commissioned in Milwaukee in November, broke down at sea Friday and had to be towed more than 40 nautical miles to a base in Little Creek, Va., the Navy Times reported.

The ship, constructed at the Marinette Marine Corp. shipyard in Marinette, suffered an engineering problem while in route from Halifax, Canada, to Mayport, Fla., and ultimately its home port of San Diego, according to a post on the Navy Times website.

The cause of the problem on the ship — which was towed to the Joint Expeditionary Base at Little Creek, Va. — is being evaluated by the ship’s crew and technical consultants, according to the Times.

Initial indications are that fine metal debris that collected in the lube oil filter caused the system to shut down, but the cause is not known, the Times reported.

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Dr. Matt  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:11:57pm

re: #130 Shiplord Kirel

People who haven’t been there very often have no idea how important physical fitness, especially endurance, is in combat. There is a reason the military subjects trainees to constant running, pushups, 30 mile marches, and the like.

Ammosexuals want to be the frontline the next time there is mass shooting, but most of them can’t tie their shoes without getting winded. Someone should tell them that they open-carry penis extensions actually makes them prime targets to someone that wants to do harm.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:14:29pm

re: #130 Shiplord Kirel

Exactly, preparing for the end takes discipline. Maintaining society (if not, progressing) takes discipline. That’s why guns and am radio are so appealing. It is the easy way out for lazy, good for shit assholes.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:14:47pm

I hate how everything needs to be a fucking show of how tough and manly for the gun fucks. You’re not cool, you’re not manly. You just look like shitheads.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:16:19pm

Meanwhile the San Bernardino false flag theory continues its happy march across teh internets…

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:18:00pm

Trump comes out against LowFlow showerheads

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jaunte  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:19:41pm

re: #138 FormerDirtDart

I have trouble washing my hair because EPA regulations

It’s really because his head doesn’t fit in the shower stall.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:19:51pm

re: #133 Nyet

He resigned. Seems like the right thing to do. He could have said he was sorry you were offended and then got a gig on FOX news. Oh right, that’s the other guys MO.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:20:28pm

re: #138 FormerDirtDart

Trump comes out against LowFlow showerheads

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God that’s an unenviable job if there ever was one.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:20:42pm

re: #139 jaunte

It’s really because his head doesn’t fit in the shower stall.

DRY CLEAN ONLY

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:20:57pm

re: #138 FormerDirtDart

Trump comes out against LowFlow showerheads

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A million dollars to the maid who takes & sells the photo of his hair wet.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:21:31pm

re: #143 Stanley Sea Toujours

A million dollars to the maid who takes & sells the photo of his hair wet.

She’d never have to work for him again.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:22:40pm

re: #133 Nyet

That’s fucked up.

A board member for the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado has resigned after urging people to kill supporters of presidential candidate Donald Trump.

And now every single person who supports ACLU is an assassin apologist…

*spit*

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:23:13pm

re: #90 Dr. Matt

Real winners:

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God, these guys are assholes. What a buffet of shitheadery. Walking human port-a-pottys, the lot of them… Obnoxious, stupid, vulgar morons who make Americans in general look like a bunch of twats.

I simply do not understand how openly carrying long weapons with covered faces is allowed anywhere. It used to be that if you dressed like that, you were committing a robbery and police were called. Now it’s a form of protest??

I’m going to sound like a whiny liberal here, but speaking as a gun owner and carrier, We The People need some kind of prohibition against this shit. Intimidation, confusion caused to law enforcement, and general public safety are all at issue. When your local white boys think it’s OK to dress up like fucking Hamas and hang out on the street with loaded weapons, it’s time for a societal head check.

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Dark_Falcon  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:25:01pm

re: #137 Nyet

Meanwhile the San Bernardino false flag theory continues its happy march across teh internets…

[groan] Let me guess: The conspiracy theory is being floated by those who think “Obummer” is going to use terror attacks to ban their guns.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:25:45pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

[groan] Let me guess: The conspiracy theory is being floated by those who think “Obummer” is going to use terror attacks to ban their guns.

Well of course. That was the narrative with the shooting before SB and it will be with the next one. Everyone likes Oldies.

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:26:52pm

re: #146 Pawn of the Oppressor

God, these guys are assholes. What a buffet of shitheadery. Walking human port-a-pottys, the lot of them… Obnoxious, stupid, vulgar morons who make Americans in general look like a bunch of twats.

I simply do not understand how openly carrying long weapons with covered faces is allowed anywhere. It used to be that if you dressed like that, you were committing a robbery and police were called. Now it’s a form of protest??

I’m going to sound like a whiny liberal here, but speaking as a gun owner and carrier, We The People need some kind of prohibition against this shit. Intimidation, confusion caused to law enforcement, and general public safety are all at issue. When your local white boys think it’s OK to dress up like fucking Hamas and hang out on the street with loaded weapons, it’s time for a societal head check.

I find it to be a form of intimidation especially the fuckwad we saw earlier carrying his penis surrogate to the women having the rally for gun control. Honestly, if gun owners want to know why people like me in part have a negative view of guns, it’s shit like that. It’s pathetic and it needs to stop.

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:27:40pm

re: #138 FormerDirtDart

The reason the eagle is poised with his wings extended that way is because he feels insecure on his “perch”. IOW Trump is limp wristed.

Just an observation. Carry on.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:27:43pm

Editorial: No state has been so ill-served by its governor as Wisconsin

Walker announced last week the state will provide a grant of roughly $100,000 to Amery-based Northwest Communications to expand broadband Internet access in Barron County — as part of a plan to distribute $1.5 million in broadband expansion grants during this budget year.

“High-speed broadband Internet access, that will help in terms of small businesses,” said Walker. “It’ll help farmers. It’ll help forestry. It certainly will help our schools and education in the state.”

True enough.

But you know what would have helped a lot more?

Accepting tens of millions in federal funding that could have been used to expand high-speed Internet service in schools, libraries and government agencies.

In 2011, barely a month into his governorship, Walker’s administration returned $23 million in federal stimulus money that was supposed to be used to improve broadband connections for 380 Wisconsin communities — including 385 libraries and 82 schools. The money could also have been used “to improve police, fire department and hospital communications in rural areas,” according to Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports at the time.

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Nyet  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:28:53pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

[groan] Let me guess: The conspiracy theory is being floated by those who think “Obummer” is going to use terror attacks to ban their guns.

Nah, altho maybe also. I see it in the circles susceptible to trutherism.

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wrenchwench  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:29:40pm

re: #150 allegro

The reason the eagle is poised with his wings extended that way is because he feels insecure on his “perch”. IOW Trump is limp wristed.

Just an observation. Carry on.

When we saw the video of the eagle scaring Trump, it looked like its wings are (or at least the left one is) clipped.

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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:30:42pm

re: #137 Nyet

Meanwhile the San Bernardino false flag theory continues its happy march across teh internets…

Odd that there is nobody in society who is evil enough to do this except the handful of Liberal/Zionist/Muslim conspiracy insiders; even though outsiders would have to outnumber insiders by millions to one.

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blueraven  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:30:53pm

Obama is speaking on the climate deal now on CNN.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:33:09pm

I think I want to quit the internet for the day

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HappyWarrior  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:33:39pm

re: #156 FormerDirtDart

I think I want to quit the internet for the day
(and, the NYDN social media editor needs to remind people about spellcheck)

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Jesus.

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allegro  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:34:56pm

re: #153 wrenchwench

When we saw the video of the eagle scaring Trump, it looked like its wings are (or at least the left one is) clipped.

I’m sure his tertiary wing feathers are trimmed to limit full flight. He would be quite calm and relaxed being held if he felt secure though. Wings held in that position say that he feels his support is about to drop from under his feet.

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wrenchwench  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:38:32pm

re: #158 allegro

I’m sure his tertiary wing feathers are trimmed to limit full flight. He would be quite calm and relaxed being held if he felt secure though. Wings held in that position say that he feels his support is about to drop from under his feet.

Looks less noble, like he’s having a bad feather day to match Trump’s persistent bad hair day.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:39:32pm

re: #146 Pawn of the Oppressor

When your local white boys think it’s OK to dress up like fucking Hamas and hang out on the street with loaded weapons, it’s time for a societal head check.

Sorry, but that cow done left the barn generations ago, and it ain’t coming back, short of arming everybody who Trump has villified with an AR-15 and something CCW-able.

Especially in Texas.

Then when maybe 100-400 die in a single mass-shooting event we may get somewhere approaching some kind of sanity.

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Cheechako  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:41:36pm

re: #158 allegro

I’m sure his tertiary wing feathers are trimmed to limit full flight. He would be quite calm and relaxed being held if he felt secure though. Wings held in that position say that he feels his support is about to drop from under his feet.

I was looking foreward to the eagle crapping on the hair-do.

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WhatEVs  Dec 12, 2015 • 2:57:36pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

re: #117 Amory Blaine

re: #146 Pawn of the Oppressor


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