Tonight We Learned Donald Trump Thinks It’s “Disgusting” When Women Have to Urinate - and the Audience Cheered

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Yes, he really said this.

So, so Hillary’s gonna get beaten but I haven’t started with Hillary yet. What happened to her? I’m watching the debate and she disappeared! Where did she go? Where did she go? I thought she quit, I thought she gave up. Where did she go, where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her.

Phase 2. Why [laughs]. I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it.

[cheers]

Nah, it’s too disgusting, don’t say it, it’s disgusting, let’s not talk… we want to be very very straight up, OK? But I thought that was… wasn’t that a weird deal? We’re ready to start, they were looking… they gave her every benefit of the doubt. Because you know, it’s ABC and she practically owns ABC.

Donald Trump is a very weird, very twisted man.

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retired cynic  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:50:33pm

B$%^*)^

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bratwurst  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:51:14pm

If she “practically owns ABC”, I’d dearly love to see a breakdown of how much newscast/Sunday morning airtime she gets vs. Trump….I bet he doubles her up at least.

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De Kolta Chair  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:51:30pm

When Memes Collide ====>

If elected president, Donald Trump says he will adopt a Syrian refugee baby to keep them from becoming a werewolf.

The child’s family would be deported and then bombed, natch.

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Jenner7  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:52:11pm

It seems the upding reloading thing is worse for me now….

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Great White Snark  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:52:52pm

See this is the essential flaw. An unintentional display of simple human necessity gets exploited. That asshole better not ever need my restroom. He can wait for re election to pee.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:53:52pm
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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:53:55pm

Normal bodily functions “disgusting?” Donald is so pure and clean he never takes a shit. That’s why he is so full of it.

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Jenner7  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:54:20pm
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lockjawcanbefun  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:54:42pm
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makeitstop  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:56:25pm

I can’t even say what I wish upon Trump right now.

I’d love to see someone corner his ass and hector him without mercy.

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gocart mozart  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:56:53pm

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel

Normal bodily functions “disgusting?” Donald is so pure and clean he never takes a shit

He has people to do that for him.

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stpaulbear  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:57:03pm

It’s easier for guys. He can just keep a coffee can behind the podium.

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:57:13pm

ABC starts the debate half an hour late and Hillary is “disgusting” for needing an extra 40 seconds during the break?

Sigh…the man is a waste of skin…

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 6:58:02pm

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel

Normal bodily functions “disgusting?” Donald is so pure and clean he never takes a shit. That’s why he is so full of it.

Trump is a sloth, bodily waste just oozes through his skin, and escapes a noxious statements

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bratwurst  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:02:09pm

The wrongest man in America speaks:

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Charles Johnson  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:02:17pm
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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:03:05pm

Right Wing Rage Reaction Mode Activated

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Shiplord Kirel  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:06:11pm

Trying to figure out how to work CC Johnson’s excretory eccentricities into this……

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bratwurst  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:07:12pm

re: #17 FormerDirtDart

Right Wing Rage Reaction Mode Activated

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It’s not as presidential as George W. appearing on Deal or No Deal!!11!

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Big Beautiful Door  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:08:28pm

re: #6 FormerDirtDart

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Textbook abusive relationship. Trump abuses the journalists, and they beg him for more.

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:10:16pm

re: #17 FormerDirtDart

Right Wing Rage Reaction Mode Activated

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Look at him wasting our tax dollars taking Seinfeld around in a presidential limo! Obama should have just used an Uber driver!

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jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:10:49pm
Nah, it’s too disgusting, don’t say it, it’s disgusting, let’s not talk… we want to be very very straight up, OK? But I thought that was… wasn’t that a weird deal? We’re ready to start, they were looking… they gave her every benefit of the doubt. Because you know, it’s ABC and she practically owns ABC.

Weird, meandering babble.
*Crowd leaps to its feet, raucous cheering*

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:11:00pm

A friend of mine said he didn’t want Hillary to be President because he didn’t think it was proper to have a President “who turned into a raging bitch once a month.”

Then I had to explain biology to him and it went downhill from there.

Sigh…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:11:31pm

re: #17 FormerDirtDart

Right Wing Rage Reaction Mode Activated

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What’s the deal with the right wing?

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Charles Johnson  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:11:35pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:12:28pm

I though it was Trump the Insult Comedy Dog…

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jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:14:09pm

re: #12 stpaulbear

It’s easier for guys. He can just keep a coffee can behind the podium.

He could piss on the audience and tell them it’s raining at this point; he’d get cheers.

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BeachDem  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:16:07pm

Okay, I’m now officially done with MSNBC. Turned on LOD for a few minutes and he and his boys are yakking about how Hillary should apologize to Trump because it would be gracious and that by not apologizing (for being right—my take) she’s just like Trump or some such crap.

Ugh. Spit. Vomit.

And I also truly can’t believe that Hillary going to the bathroom during a commercial break is news. What’s next?

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:18:24pm

11:50 left in 3rd quarter
Lions 28 - Saints 3
For all intents and purposes this game is over

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Reality Based Steve  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:18:31pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

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It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. I’m sure as the other <4% candidates drop out, he’ll find some way to take credit.

It’s like me saying the sun went down because I turned on my porch light.

RBS

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:19:12pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Of course it was all due to Chuckles, polling below 1% and a negative campaign fund balance had nothing whatever to do with it!

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:20:26pm

The FDA announced Monday that it was replacing a lifetime prohibition with a new policy that will allow gay and bisexual men to donate blood, but only if they have not had sexual contact with another man for at least one year.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:21:33pm

re: #32 FormerDirtDart

Well I guess that’s great news for all the really lonely gay and bisexual men out there…

34
Huge Seagull  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:22:02pm

“She was peeing out of her… out of her wherever.”

This guy is an utter creep.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:22:36pm

re: #34 Huge Seagull

“She was peeing out of her… out of her wherever.”

This guy is an utter creep.

Did…did he actually say that?

36
jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:23:44pm

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

Referrring to Megyn Kelly Aug. 10 2015:
slate.com

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Huge Seagull  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:23:53pm

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

That was a callback to his comments about Megyn Kelly.

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WhatEVs  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:24:45pm

re: #35 Eclectic Cyborg

Did…did he actually say that?

No. But he did ask someone in the audience to pull his finger.

/

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makeitstop  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:25:32pm

re: #30 Reality Based Steve

It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. I’m sure as the other <4% candidates drop out, he’ll find some way to take credit.

It’s like me saying the sun went down because I turned on my porch light.

RBS

So it was you…

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Jenner7  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:26:33pm
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jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:26:54pm
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makeitstop  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:27:11pm

And in other news, rock is dead. Dead, I tells ya….

CBGB Is Reopening… As a Restaurant in Newark Airport

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:27:25pm

re: #40 Jenner7

And the fucking Cops get away with one AGAIN.

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BeachDem  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:27:41pm

re: #30 Reality Based Steve

It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. I’m sure as the other <4% candidates drop out, he’ll find some way to take credit.

It’s like me saying the sun went down because I turned on my porch light.

RBS

So YOU’RE the one who did that. I thought it was Motel 6.

Oh, and yeah, nobody has ever made an accusation or spread a rumor about Lindsey Graham before the Rage Furby came up with it.

And remember, he has the 411 good on Rubio, Jeb, Hillary and I can’t remember which others he claims. He’ll be rolling in dough from his many exposés…any day now, I tells ya.

45
Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:29:12pm

re: #44 BeachDem

I’m still waiting on his big Huckster expose with his alleged gastirc reduction surgery.

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BeachDem  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:30:46pm

re: #45 Eric The Fruit Bat

I’m still waiting on his big Huckster expose with his alleged gastirc reduction surgery.

Forgot about that one. I believe at one point he said he had something on everyone (except Cruz, of course, ‘cause Cruz.)

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:30:51pm

re: #32 FormerDirtDart

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Wat? I’m still banned after years of giving blood like clockwork, my sin was admitting that a previous girlfriend had told me that she had used intravenous drugs a decade earlier. This was due to the “new” screening questions once they started taking AIDs seriously. :(

48
Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:32:31pm

From downstairs: This historic Falcon 9 Booster won’t fly again.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:33:38pm

re: #28 BeachDem

Okay, I’m now officially done with MSNBC. Turned on LOD for a few minutes and he and his boys are yakking about how Hillary should apologize to Trump because it would be gracious and that by not apologizing (for being right—my take) she’s just like Trump or some such crap.

Ugh. Spit. Vomit.

And I also truly can’t believe that Hillary going to the bathroom during a commercial break is news. What’s next?

Yeah. What’s up with that?

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gocart mozart  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:33:55pm

re: #15 bratwurst

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jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:36:47pm
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Joe Bacon  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:40:21pm

re: #50 gocart mozart

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If Kristolmeth predicts it, it’s gotta come true

Mae West sings “Criswell Predicts” video by Tor Hershman

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Reality Based Steve  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:43:22pm

And believe it or not, his bathroom humor wasn’t the most disgusting thing Trump said…

Later in the night, Trump told the crowd that he could not picture Clinton as president because she never wins at anything. He then brought up the 2008 Democratic primary, which Clinton lost to Barack Obama.

“She was favored to win, and she got schlonged,” Trump said, turning a vulgar noun for a large penis into a verb

from washingtonpost.com

Cue mandatory Blazing Saddles reference.

RBS

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retired cynic  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:44:46pm

re: #53 Reality Based Steve

Again, the B******

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:45:28pm

re: #51 jaunte

Old news.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:48:28pm

It doesn’t matter that Trump is not trying to do performance art—it’s still performance art.

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:51:20pm

Wait, I thought all liberals were celibate, FML, the last 14 years have been utterly wasted! :(

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Jebediah, RBG  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:59:14pm

re: #23 Eclectic Cyborg

From there, there was downhill to go? Wow.

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ausador  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:59:41pm

Okay…

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Big Beautiful Door  Dec 21, 2015 • 7:59:41pm

re: #58 Jebediah, RBG

From there, there was downhill to go? Wow.

Its all downhill with wingnuts.

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jaunte  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:00:48pm

Bobby Jindal’s moving.

Facebook Post

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Big Beautiful Door  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:00:55pm

re: #59 ausador

Okay…

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And this is what we get from alert citizens reporting suspicious activity …

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:00:59pm

re: #57 ausador

What the everloving fuck?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:01:31pm

re: #58 Jebediah, RBG

From there, there was downhill to go? Wow.

Wingnuts, you never know with them.

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De Kolta Chair  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:01:46pm

re: #57 ausador

Yes, you can be a liberal and a sexual abuser.

— New Republic

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Bubblehead II  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:05:17pm

Night Lizards.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:06:45pm

re: #29 FormerDirtDart

11:50 left in 3rd quarter
Lions 28 - Saints 3
For all intents and purposes this game is over

10:06 left in 4th quarter
Lion 28 - Saints 20
Perhaps I erred in my analysis…
Nah. I’m sticking with my earlier assessment

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Big Beautiful Door  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:08:33pm

re: #67 FormerDirtDart

10:06 left in 4th quarter
Lion 28 - Saints 20
Perhaps I erred in my analysis…
Nah. I’m sticking with my earlier assessment

I think you are underestimating the Lions’ capacity for utter collapse.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:09:43pm

re: #68 Big Beautiful Door

Leave it to the Lions to always try to find some way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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FormerDirtDart  Dec 21, 2015 • 8:17:54pm

re: #68 Big Beautiful Door

I think you are underestimating the Lions’ capacity for utter collapse.

re: #69 Eric The Fruit Bat

Leave it to the Lions to always find some way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

5:24 4th Qtr
Lions 35 - Saints 20
Silver Kitty’s have regained their footing

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sagehen  Dec 21, 2015 • 9:10:54pm

re: #28 BeachDem

And I also truly can’t believe that Hillary going to the bathroom during a commercial break is news. What’s next?

What do you want to bet the Ladies’ Room is significantly farther from stage than the Men’s Room?


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