Terror Group Uses Donald Trump for Recruitment, Right Wingers Blame Hillary (Of Course)

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Here they go again, folks! With the news that terror group al-Shabaab has released a recruitment video featuring Donald Trump’s statements calling for the banning of Muslims from the US, the right wing media are completely losing their shit.

For example, wingnut genius Jim Hoft (aka the Stupidest Man On The Internet), who reacts by blurting:

Maybe the Hillary camp funneled them some cash?

And then there’s Breitbart “News,” where they seem certain that al-Shabaab would never have thought of using Donald Trump’s bigotry to recruit terrorists if only Hillary Clinton hadn’t mentioned it! After The Trump Terror Vid, Can We Start Calling Her ‘Al Shabaab Media Advisor Hillary Clinton’?

Given the fact that Breitbart “News” and Donald Trump are joined at the hip, I think we can predict this is also going to be Trump’s spin. It doesn’t matter how ridiculous or stupid it is; his knuckle-dragging followers will take that ball and run with it.

On Twitter, this is the most hilarious reaction I’ve seen so far:

That’s right, some of Trump’s followers are trying to spread a conspiracy theory that the al-Shabaab video was “doctored” — because Anwar al-Awlaki is dead. And we all know dead people can’t possibly appear in video clips; when they die, all video of them dies too.

UPDATE at 1/2/16 5:02:31 pm by Charles Johnson

Donald Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen actually suggested on Twitter that Hillary Clinton’s aide Huma Abedin instructed al-Shabaab to put Trump in the video. Yowza.

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177 comments
1
Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:45:48pm

This makes “cameras steal your soul” seem like an intelligent observation.

2
Joe Bacon  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:50:10pm

Trump’s lawyer is now getting into the act…

thehill.com

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:50:48pm

Dear wingnuts, here is Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner, your point is irrelevant.
Fred Astaire Dirt Devil Ceiling Commercial

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:50:58pm

Supposedly 36% of Mississippi identifies as “Black or African American.”

Hmmm… let’s look at the Trump rally and see if that is true:

livestream.com

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:51:03pm

re: #3 b.d.

Dear wingnuts, here is Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner, your point is irrelevant.
[Embedded content]

FAKE.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:52:09pm
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Nyet  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:52:13pm

What is to stop Trump himself from saying that Hillary created the video?

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:52:46pm

There’s stupid that burns and then there is…this.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:53:10pm

Now the protestor-management announcement…

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:53:18pm

re: #4 freetoken

Supposedly 36% of Mississippi identifies as “Black or African American.”

Hmmm… let’s look at the Trump rally and see if that is true:

livestream.com

Harrison County, which is where Biloxi is, is only 23% black.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:53:45pm

re: #3 b.d.

Dear wingnuts, here is Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner, your point is irrelevant.
[Embedded content]

FALSE FLAG!!!!!!!

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:54:03pm

re: #10 Brian J.

Harrison County, which is where Biloxi is, is only 23% black.

I knew there had to be a reason the percentage of blacks in that crowd is so small that I can’t detect it…

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:54:25pm

Dear wingnuts, you can tell by the pixels that the video is real.

//

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:54:25pm

Once again having to beg the supporters to not molest supporters.

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:54:29pm

re: #12 freetoken

I knew there had to be a reason the percentage of blacks in that crowd is so small that I can’t detect it…

I didn’t claim that was a full explanation…

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:55:00pm

My brain can not process this level of stupid.
Wowzers…

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 4:55:07pm

re: #14 freetoken

Once again having to beg the supporters to not molest supporters.

That I believe. I can see these guys getting into knock-down-drag-out arguments over which is them is most devoted to Trumpy Dumpy.

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Belafon  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:00:11pm

Weren’t there ISIS videos with Trump before Clinton’s statement?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:00:12pm

The nuts are really raving on Twitter.

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:00:45pm

Can anyone remind me who was president when Anwar al-Awlaki was killed?

Thanks.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:01:14pm

Did Carly praise Fort Worth, Texas, or horny frogs today???

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:01:35pm

re: #18 Belafon

Weren’t there ISIS videos with Trump before Clinton’s statement?

All Trump videos are ISIS videos.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:03:31pm

I’m now wondering if there is some secret message embedded in “Hey Jude”.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:04:18pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Michael Cohen is a poor substitute for Trump’s first lawyer, the indomitable Roy Cohn.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:04:50pm

WLOX camera pans the entire crowd.

Wonder if Trump will claim yet again that the news media cameras don’t do such?

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:06:07pm

Crowd starts chanting “Trump”…

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CleverToad  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:06:23pm

re: #3 b.d.

Dear wingnuts, here is Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner, your point is irrelevant.
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Unconvincing. He danced way better with the hatstand.

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Tigger2  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:06:26pm

HaHaHa

Just walking my duck.

Posted by Top Epic Vines on Friday, January 1, 2016
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Nyet  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:07:13pm

re: #18 Belafon

Weren’t there ISIS videos with Trump before Clinton’s statement?

None that we know of.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:09:06pm

Something tells me Elton John won’t be very happy that Trump is using his music.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:10:03pm

Why doesn’t the Trump podium say “Merry Christmas”?

Is he anti-Christian?

Doesn’t he know Christmas is in only 5 days?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:10:19pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:10:50pm

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Perhaps someone should tell EJ that trump is using his music without permission.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:11:10pm

Now they’re playing the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”

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bratwurst  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:11:31pm

Is this a Trump appearance or classic rock radio?

Now that I think about it…makes sense as a crossover.

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withak  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:13:13pm

Sometimes, I accidentally scroll down and read the replies to a @POTUS or @WhiteHouse tweet.

Invariably, I regret it.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:14:12pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Now they’re playing the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”

Preparing the fans for the inevitable loss.

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:14:21pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Now they’re playing the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”

A conversation with [Keith] Richards goes a lot of places in a short time. There is virtually nothing he won’t offer an opinion on. Such as:

Donald Trump: I do find him refreshing. He’s cut through a lot of crap, and eventually … well, can you imagine President Trump? The worst nightmare. But we can’t say that. Because it could happen. This is one of the wonders of this country. Who would’ve thought Ronald Reagan could be president?

billboard.com

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unproven innocence  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:14:34pm

re: #33 PhillyPretzel

Perhaps someone should tell EJ that trump is using his music without permission.

I’m assuming that you are assuming that. Maybe trump has arranged a contract of some sort.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:14:46pm

WHUT

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Amory Blaine  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:15:03pm

re: #7 Nyet

What is to stop Trump himself from saying that Hillary created the video?

He doesn’t have to. He has a vast army of wingnuts to do it for him.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:15:53pm

re: #40 The Vicious Babushka

Those dryer sheets can be vicious.

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:17:18pm

re: #40 The Vicious Babushka

WHUT

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They must not have recognized her.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:17:39pm

I kinda have a crush on Katrina Pierson, and I think a fetus necklace might push me over the top.

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Targetpractice  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:18:31pm

re: #35 bratwurst

Is this a Trump appearance or classic rock radio?

Now that I think about it…makes sense as a crossover.

Think of it as the modern version of “The Producers.”

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:18:46pm

re: #44 Barefoot Grin

::: running to get the brain bleach ::::

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Jenner7  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:19:53pm

From link:

DITCH the Democrat Party and SWITCH to Republican Party to vote for Mr. Donald J. Trump in the primaries. Look below to see if your state is a Closed or Open primary voting states.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:20:12pm

Trump just now: “Hillary Clinton created ISIS with Obama”

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:20:19pm

Donald lies about why Iran and KSA don’t get along.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:20:27pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

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Oh man, they’re pulling out all the stops on this one, huh? I can’t even…

Don’t they realize that by pairing video of the dead al-Awlaki—an American citizen turned terrorist killed in a drone strike in Yemen—with Trump’s bigoted comments makes al-Awlaki look positively prescient.

Jihadi: See, akhi? He was American and he knew, he spoke the truth—that’s why they killed him. The kuffar fear Islam & hate Muslims. They want to destroy Islam in America. Are you going to wait for them to come for you & your family, or will you take up arms and help us defend the ummah, fi sabilillah?

Are they really too stupid to see that? Their absurd cowboy notions of how to deal with Muslim extremists are going to get innocent people killed. It’s like they think this is just some effing video game or Hollywood movie. Wolverines!!11!

I just…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:20:51pm
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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:21:33pm

Trump breaks wrasslin’s record attendance.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:23:09pm

Who knew grievance theatre could be so successful for a billionaire?

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Nyet  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:23:36pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

It’s not his to take.

But then, he likes Putin.

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:24:07pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

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Take the oil has always confused me.

1.) Is Trump advocating the nationalization of the oil companies and gas stations?
2.) Is Trump going to just give the oil to Exxon/Mobil and demand that they give it to US citizens for free?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:24:20pm
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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:25:37pm

re: #55 b.d.

Take the oil has always confused me.

1.) Is Trump advocating the nationalization of the oil companies and gas stations?
2.) Is Trump going to just give the oil to Exxon/Mobil and demand that they give it to US citizens for free?

About 90% of the world’s oil reserves are already in the possession of national oil companies, and they provide 75% of the world’s production.

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Targetpractice  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:25:41pm

From 9/11 on to Jan 2009, we heard again and again about how any criticism of the President, any criticism of the “War on Terror,” anything that might in any way be construed as “anti-American” was verboten because the terrorists would lap it up, they’d replay it again and again, and they’d use it to boost recruitment. If you weren’t cheerleading the killing, you were “helping the terrorists win.”

Funny how the wingnuts forgot all that right around the time they decided bashing the President was “patriotic” again.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:25:41pm

re: #56 Charles Johnson

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“They just want to say ‘n****r’ again!”

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:26:38pm

re: #55 b.d.

Trump’s fans don’t care if it makes sense.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:27:48pm

Every cell in my body is screaming at me to stop listening to this batshit motherfucker. But I feel it’s my duty to keep track of the insanity.

I sacrifice so much for you kids.

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:28:20pm

Trump To Make America Great Again by Offering Simple Fixes for Simpletons.

You don’t need the details of how, you don’t understand policy anyway, you just want him to get ‘er done!

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CuriousLurker  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:28:34pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Every cell in my body is screaming at me to stop listening to this batshit motherfucker. But I feel it’s my duty to keep track of the insanity.

I sacrifice so much for you kids.

Better you than me. //

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:28:56pm

re: #60 jaunte

Trump’s fans don’t care if it makes sense.

Give the oil to Exxon just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:29:04pm

re: #62 ObserverArt

Trump To Make America Great Again by Offering Simple Fixes for Simpletons.

You don’t need the details of how, you don’t understand policy anyway, you just want him to get ‘er done!

Somehow, this is a lot less amusing than when H. Ross wanted to get under the hood. Probably because he was an actual businessman with real policy prescriptions (of varying quality).

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:29:29pm

Trump suggesting he will send their sons and daughters to die to take someone else’s oil, and these fools are cheering him on.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:30:04pm

re: #50 CuriousLurker

…Don’t they realize that by pairing video of the dead al-Awlaki—an American citizen turned terrorist killed in a drone strike in Yemen—with Trump’s bigoted comments makes al-Awlaki look positively prescient.…

No, such deductive reasoning has not been shown to be a common trait amongst the typical collection Trump supporters

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:30:22pm

Meanwhile in Oregon:

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:30:41pm
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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:32:05pm

Jeb and Rubio “came out”???

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:32:25pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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So he won’t give her shoulder massages?

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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:32:53pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

Now they’re playing the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”

“The Big Chill”

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Targetpractice  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:32:53pm

re: #61 Charles Johnson

Every cell in my body is screaming at me to stop listening to this batshit motherfucker. But I feel it’s my duty to keep track of the insanity.

I sacrifice so much for you kids.

We salute your sacrifice, sir.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:33:38pm

re: #66 jaunte

Trump suggesting he will send their sons and daughters to die to take someone else’s oil, and these fools are cheering him on.

That’s the thing, they don’t think of the reality of war. Not only the monetary cost, but the human cost, the young people who will lose their lives, suffer traumatic brain injuries, have their arms & legs blown off, be burned beyond recognition, be emotionally effed up by what they’ve seen and possibly suicidal… *smh*

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b.d.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:34:16pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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Trump is still pissed Merkel got Time’s Person of the Year instead of him, he’ll hate her until the ends of days.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:35:44pm

“they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”, “their family”,….

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:37:09pm

“…Have you ever seen a negotiation take so long???”

A child, appealing to children.

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Nyet  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:37:29pm

re: #74 CuriousLurker

And that will only be a start.

This will probably be the end of NATO, for starters.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:37:31pm

“great genes”… “I’m a believer in.”

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:37:53pm

Now claiming the cameras would never show the crowd,… but WLOX just did it.

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:37:55pm

re: #76 freetoken

“they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”,”they”, “their family”,….

“GOOSE!” and then he chases you all over the arena.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:41:32pm

re: #10 Brian J.

Harrison County, which is where Biloxi is, is only 23% black.

I graduated HS in Greenville MS. It is 70% black.

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Jenner7  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:41:37pm
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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:41:47pm

He’s still whining about the cameras not showing the crowd.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:42:00pm
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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:43:45pm
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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:44:11pm

re: #82 Eventual Carrion

I graduated HS in Greenville MS. It is 70% black.

The state’s demographics are slowly but surely changing. Hinds County (Jackson) voted for Reagan in 1984; Obama won 70% of the vote there in 2012. Warren County (Vicksburg) was won by Obama in 2012, the first Democratic win there since JFK (who won less than 35% in a three-way race). Hillary’s going to have a slim but real chance.

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:44:37pm

It’s almost like Trump is speaking like a person would display flash cards to get people to respond. It’s the same cards every time too. He flashes the same statements and they applaud and cheer. He can’t vary them too much or they would become confused.

By the time he is finished with these Trump stump events everyone will be well versed in all the Trumpisms.

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Great White Snark  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:46:24pm

re: #63 CuriousLurker

Better you than me. //

You do your share of shining the light into dark places.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:46:50pm
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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:46:57pm

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:47:03pm
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Nyet  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:47:18pm

“Make America great again!” = “Make the whole world hate us.”

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:48:01pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:48:07pm

I love it. Comments about the Idaho militia march in Burns, OR:

“Hey, where is the Oregon militia? We’ve been invaded!”

“They’re training in Idaho and didn’t get the tip.”

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:48:31pm

re: #91 freetoken

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

NO

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:48:40pm

re: #91 freetoken

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

For one thing, the Great Wall didn’t work as advertised.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:49:12pm

re: #11 Joe Bacon

FALSE FLAG!!!!!!!

FALSE VACUUM!!!!!!

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:49:16pm

re: #97 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

For one thing, the Great Wall didn’t work as advertised.

Exactly.

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bratwurst  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:49:20pm

re: #91 freetoken

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

In a word? No.

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:50:01pm

re: #91 freetoken

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

How could they? They don’t know anything about U.S. History.

Our country is only 239 years old. China is how old and how much history? Fo’get’bout’it

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:50:31pm

re: #98 GlutenFreeJesus

FALSE VACUUM!!!!!!

FALSE RIVER!!

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:50:52pm

re: #97 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

For one thing, the Great Wall didn’t work as advertised.

Gate areas were great trade centers.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:51:20pm

Please do not touch or harm protesters or media while on camera.

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goddamnedfrank  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:52:16pm

re: #55 b.d.

Take the oil has always confused me.

1.) Is Trump advocating the nationalization of the oil companies and gas stations?
2.) Is Trump going to just give the oil to Exxon/Mobil and demand that they give it to US citizens for free?

3.) What he’s advocating is a flagrant war crime, and nobody in the media seems to notice or care about that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:52:48pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Meanwhile in Oregon:

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bratwurst  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:53:04pm

Child yawning behind him as he declares that Hillary should be in prison.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:53:23pm

re: #103 Barefoot Grin

Gate areas were great trade centers.

Walls have historically worked as trade funneling systems, not barriers. See also “Wall, Hadrian’s”, “Wall, Antonine”, and “Salt Hedge, Indian”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:53:34pm

re: #51 Charles Johnson

Reminds me of:

Eat a pellet make a pellet (HQ)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:54:06pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:55:02pm

IT’S NOT FAIR!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:55:06pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:55:39pm

re: #91 freetoken

good grief… Great Wall of China again….

Do these idiots not know anything about Chinese history?

They steel are jabs!!!!!!!

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:55:45pm

re: #105 goddamnedfrank

3.) What he’s advocating is a flagrant war crime, and nobody in the media seems to notice or care about that.

That’s because they all know he is just practicing smart politics. He’d never do it, it just sells Trump over the losers. He’ll shift to the real stuff once he seals the deal as the GOP candidate.

Uh huh. Youbetcha…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:58:53pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:59:48pm
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unproven innocence  Jan 2, 2016 • 5:59:59pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

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Sounds like Trump is calling for an end to the Great Experiment that Lincoln spoke of at Gettysburg.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:00:30pm
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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:02:20pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

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We IS Defend’n Da’ Righ’s of Da’ Peepbles!!!

What IS y’all doin’ libturds!

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:03:43pm

re: #116 Charles Johnson

Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs

OMG. What did I just see.

8:59 PM - 2 Jan 2016]

Not watching…can you explain?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:04:32pm

re: #119 ObserverArt

These militia assholes are really really hoping for a gunfight.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:04:52pm
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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:08:00pm

re: #119 ObserverArt

We IS Defend’n Da’ Righ’s of Da’ Peepbles!!!

What IS y’all doin’ libturds!

Acting like lawful citizens. And not committing arson. And not taking up arms against the US (aka Treason). And not terrorizing the local citizens. I’m sure a few other things also.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:08:00pm

wonder how much he paid them for that.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:09:41pm
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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:10:07pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

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wonder how much he paid them for that.

We found 2 of the 4 from that poll.

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:11:49pm

re: #124 Backwoods_Sleuth

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wonder how much he paid them for that.

Souls aren’t worth what they used to be these days. Too many offshore ones comin’ in from ChEYEna!

They look real too, but they are knockoffs, not great souls like TRUMP.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:12:28pm

“Trillion” wasn’t even a word 10 years ago.

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unproven innocence  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:12:46pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

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Obvious problem: There are laws against falsifying odometer readings.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:13:06pm
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gocart mozart  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:13:12pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:14:30pm

He goes on about Japan… not even mentioning that their Constitution prohibits them from military involvement.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:15:27pm

re: #132 freetoken

He goes on about Japan… not even mentioning that their Constitution prohibits them from military involvement.

He probably doesn’t know that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:15:44pm
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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:16:38pm

re: #133 Charles Johnson

He probably doesn’t know that.

He doesn’t care. It would muck up his gimmick.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:17:10pm

re: #133 Charles Johnson

He probably doesn’t know that.

Or he’s creating a vibe with Japan’s paleo-imperialists like Abe.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:17:16pm
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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:18:29pm

re: #136 Barefoot Grin

Or he’s creating a vibe with Japan’s paleo-imperialists like Abe.

He’s mentioned Abe favorably in previous speeches.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:19:08pm

Abe would love to be free of the anti-militarism built into post-War system in Japan.

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Great White Snark  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:19:38pm

Saturday night. My last night on vacation. Whats cooking tonight in lizrdland? Love my wife, told her if she picked up a nice steak I’d cook it up. Wow. two inches thick. And she got all the good sides. Crimini mushrooms, a shallot, the works. Got it all organized to start cooking. Thinking sear on my ribbed iron skillet. And then oven, but must be rare. Oven temp and timing suggestions anyone?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:20:50pm

McAfee real time scanner keeps turning itself off on my laptop.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:23:05pm

re: #140 Great White Snark

3” over charcoal, I’d say 4 minutes a side, but I don’t know how hot that is. Maybe 400 degrees?

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unproven innocence  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:23:37pm

re: #125 Charles Johnson

I’m thinking DT wants to take crappy federal property forfeiture law to a whole new level.

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Skip Intro  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:24:55pm

Sure, this makes perfect sense to me.

Four dead in family shootout over washing machine

sanluisobispo.com

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lockjawcanbefun  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:26:03pm

re: #144 Skip Intro

“The 54-year-old father was a heavy drinker with a large gun collection.”

Surprise-o-meter at zero.

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:26:50pm

re: #144 Skip Intro

Trump would respond that the other members of the family ought to have been armed. Then everything would have been ok.

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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:27:09pm

re: #94 jaunte

5:44 PM - 2 Jan 2016

Suspect Johnny Ford would be the best person to explain AL Govs George & Lureen Wallaces’ Ante & Post racial politics.

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Great White Snark  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:27:46pm

re: #142 jaunte

3” over charcoal, I’d say 4 minutes a side, but I don’t know how hot that is. Maybe 400 degrees?

Got no BBQ, just stove and oven tonight. Thinking about 7 minutes at 350 coming off the stove seared on both sides.

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Skip Intro  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:27:55pm

re: #146 freetoken

Sounds like dad had enough weapons to arm the whole neighborhood.

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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:28:04pm

re: #141 The Vicious Babushka

McAfee real time scanner keeps turning itself off on my laptop.

Did you do a Google search using that very sentence. You might be surprised to see it is common and may have a common issue.

I always start with a Google search to fix just about anything computer related anymore.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:29:22pm
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ObserverArt  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:30:32pm

re: #145 lockjawcanbefun

“The 54-year-old father was a heavy drinker with a large gun collection.”

Surprise-o-meter at zero.

Well it is obvious what the family needed was a good guy heavy drinker with a gun to stop this!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:31:57pm
Dwight Hammond told the group, “Remember: It’s not about me, it’s about America and somehow we have to get the wheels back on this wagon because they are flying off.”

At 73, Hammond said he feels his upcoming prison term is a life sentence.

“I’m not very happy about that. Just don’t know what to say,” Hammond said. “It just seems like a little overreach for having burned 127 acres.”

koin.com

Everybody is a fecking victim these days.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:32:15pm

re: #148 Great White Snark

Got no BBQ, just stove and oven tonight. Thinking about 7 minutes at 350 coming off the stove seared on both sides.

If you have to do it in an oven, I’d probably broil that for 5 minutes per side. That will give you a medium rare slice of cow. A few minutes more if you like it slightly less red.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:33:31pm

re: #153 Backwoods_Sleuth

“It just seems like a little overreach for having burned 127 acres.”

I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who among us has not burned more than a hundred acres at one time or another?

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:35:00pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:35:03pm

re: #150 ObserverArt

Did you do a Google search using that very sentence. You might be surprised to see it is common and may have a common issue.

I always start with a Google search to fix just about anything computer related anymore.

It’s installing some updates now. Let’s hope that solves the problem.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:35:36pm

I’m going to California next week and I’ll be taking my laptop so don’t want any issues.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:37:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:38:21pm
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Great White Snark  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:39:22pm

re: #154 Charles Johnson

If you have to do it in an oven, I’d probably broil that for 5 minutes per side. That will give you a medium rare slice of cow. A few minutes more if you like it slightly less red.

Oh no. Rare side of medium it is around here. Quick sear on the ribbed iron skillet then in it goes. Your timing sounds right. Well off to it, thanks.

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gocart mozart  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:40:26pm
So funny 󾌴 󾌴Follow - Adorable AnimalsPosted by Adorable Animals on Saturday, January 2, 2016

Your basic Trump voter no offense to dogs intended.

Fine, you have to scroll to the adorable animals before you get to the scene of Trump saying “Sit down!” to a couple of dogs watching TV.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:42:42pm

re: #155 jaunte

I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who among us has not burned more than a hundred acres at one time or another?

Downtown was never the same afterwards.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:43:15pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because it takes such cojones to seize an empty building…

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nines09  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:44:33pm

re: #160 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I feel safer already knowing armed loons like this can seize buildings. Where’s that trigger happy cop or three when you need him?

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:45:38pm

re: #165 nines09

I feel safer already knowing armed loons like this can seize buildings. Where’s that trigger happy cop or three when you need him?

Comeon, not like they stole cigarillos or something.

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nines09  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:46:03pm

re: #166 Eventual Carrion

Comeon, not like they stole cigarillos or something.

Or have toy guns….

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:46:09pm

OT: I just googled my old band and found a few videos. But I found us grouped with one of my favorite bands: The Pop! I want to link to my favorite song of theirs that influenced me, but it isn’t available. So I link this:

THE POP…..UNDER THE MICROSCOPE

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freetoken  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:47:08pm

re: #160 Backwoods_Sleuth

So, at the next GOP “debate”, will we hear about radicalized extreme-right thugs?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:47:46pm

Hello from Mississippi. I am working today and thus away from the Trump stuff. A number of my colleagues attended. I should also note Hancock and Jackson counties (to the east and west of Harrison) have sizable black populations. MS hasn’t voted for a Democrat in a General since 1964 though we have had a Dem governor in the last 20 years I think.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:47:58pm

re: #169 freetoken

So, at the next GOP “debate”, will we hear about radicalized extreme-right thugs?

No, just hear from them.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:48:22pm

re: #169 freetoken

So, at the next GOP “debate”, will we hear about radicalized extreme-right thugs?

Not if they want half their audience to walk out.

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Brian J.  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:49:29pm

re: #170 Eclectic Cyborg

Hello from Mississippi. I am working today and thus away from the Trump stuff. A number of my colleagues attended. I should also note Hancock and Jackson counties (to the east and west of Harrison) have sizable black populations. MS hasn’t voted for a Democrat in a General since 1964 though we have had a Dem governor in the last 20 years I think.

Carter just scraped by in 1976, but yeah, it’s been pretty ugly. We’ve got to find some way to either turn the white majority toward its better nature, or else find a way around them. (I speak from across the river in Louisiana.)

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gocart mozart  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:52:49pm

re: #160 Backwoods_Sleuth

Are drone strikes in order or do we have to respect the delicate sensibilities of conservative’s PC fee fees? They don’t have the requisite melanin super power so my guess is they will be fine.

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jaunte  Jan 2, 2016 • 6:54:36pm
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Eventual Carrion  Jan 2, 2016 • 7:00:35pm

re: #175 jaunte

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I say give them some time in there. I understand they have made a callout for others of their ilk to come help. Wait for those to show up so all can be charged at once.

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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 2, 2016 • 7:06:51pm

re: #175 jaunte

According to Cliven Bundy, three of his boys have holed up in the building, have a generator and food supplies to last “awhile.”

“One Way Out”
Allman Bros Band
Allman Brothers Band - One Way Out - Closing Night At The Fillmore (6/27/71)


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