Y’All Qaeda Militia Posts Two Signs, Manages to Misspell Two Words

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This photo from the standoff with those hapless sovereign citizen morons in Oregon demonstrates the perils of home schooling, as they manage to misspell two words on one sign — even though the other sign shows the definition and correct spelling of one of the words. Nice font, though.

These clowns have been asking for food and “snacks” and for people to join them. Maybe they should also request a proofreader.

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107 comments
1
Testy Toad T  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:43:35am

“Oppressing the backbone” is good phrase to describe the pain most of America is feeling from belly-laughing at these people.

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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:45:14am

Another intrusive tyrannical government entity doing what it does best: providing sanctuary for migratory birds that might otherwise be hunted to extinction by selfish, careless yahoos.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:45:23am

1.) take over Wildlife Sanctuary
2.) something
3.) End Tyranny!

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Targetpractice  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:45:36am

That really is a symbol of how pathetic this “revolution” is: Two forlorn signs in BFE Oregon, in the dead of winter, sitting in the snow for nobody but the “revolutionaries” to admire.

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Skip Intro  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:45:40am
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Shimshon  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:45:42am

At least they didn’t say Amercia.

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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:46:27am

re: #4 Targetpractice

That really is a symbol of how pathetic this “revolution” is: Two forlorn signs in BFE Oregon, in the dead of winter, sitting in the snow for nobody but the “revolutionaries” to admire.

We would be out picketing but our hands are so cold!!!

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b_sharp  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:46:42am

Speeling is herd four peopel thet hatey skool.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:47:20am

I guess spell checkers are tyrannical.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:47:36am

They need lessons in English, Civics and how to be a human being. On second thought it would be throwing good money after bad.

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wrenchwench  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:48:07am

I want my beef labeled that it was not raised by a wingnut. Or I’ll quit eating it.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:48:16am

This is just too delicious not to share. The Freepers are pissed at Ted Cruz for telling these knuckleheads to stand down.

A small sampling:

Our Founding Fathers did not “stand down” to defend liberty!!!

________________________________

No they did not. If this is an example of Cruz’s scholarship… he is way overrated.

________________________________

Has Ted Cruz conveyed the same message to Black Lives Matter protestors?

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Ted Cruz is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_______________________________

Bundy’s ranch stand off was a bad hill to die on.

This cause is a far stronger one. The father and son did their time over something that they should not have had to go to jail for …. and now a judge wants to set aside the spirit of double jeopardy to make them serve an even longer term because of “minimum” sentencing lawsx

______________________________

This plays right into the rat`s hands, right when they`re going for ‘executive action’ on their precious gun control. It screams False Flag, too much coincidence for me.

_______________________________

Shorter feverswamp ravings? TED CRUZ IS A RINO!!11!

donotlink.com

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lawhawk  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:48:26am

I’ll tell you what these nutters are good for.

Coming up with good band names.

Oppressing the Backbone - they’re a swing band. /

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Joe Bacon  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:48:32am

This is what happens when Republicans do everything they can to undermine and destroy public schools!

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Testy Toad T  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:48:58am

For no clear reason, this “revolution” reminds me of Breadhelmet.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:49:19am

re: #12 Dr Lizardo

This is just too delicious not to share. The Freepers are pissed at Ted Cruz for telling these knuckleheads to stand down.

A small sampling:

________________________________

________________________________

________________________________

_______________________________

______________________________

_______________________________

Shorter feverswamp ravings? TED CRUZ IS A RINO!!11!

donotlink.com

Gosh, Ted, you’re blowing it.

/

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:49:26am

re: #12 Dr Lizardo

This is just too delicious not to share. The Freepers are pissed at Ted Cruz for telling these knuckleheads to stand down.

A small sampling:

________________________________

________________________________

________________________________

_______________________________

______________________________

_______________________________

Shorter feverswamp ravings? TED CRUZ IS A RINO!!11!

donotlink.com

I was waiting for his breaking the heart of wingnut assholes moment. Seems this was a bridge even Pandering Ted wouldn’t cross.

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Ian G.  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:50:06am

Does anyone have a tweet from one of these twits confirming what their “survival” supplies consist of? I want to be able to laugh when I see that they packed less gear than my wife and I did when we spent a week car camping in Yellowstone and Grand Teton 2 summers ago.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:50:32am

re: #12 Dr Lizardo

This plays right into the rat`s hands, right when they`re going for ‘executive action’ on their precious gun control. It screams False Flag, too much coincidence for me.

High efficiency derp, right here.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:51:14am

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:51:24am

re: #18 Ian G.

I commented yesterday that my brother-in-law packs more for a day trip down the Delaware River.

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Targetpractice  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:51:38am

re: #12 Dr Lizardo

The attempt to compare them to the Founding Fathers is absolutely pathetic. This is like if the colonists had mustered to protect the armory at Concord…and then the British never showed.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:52:00am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

Is this the state’s official party account or just some unemployed numbnuts?

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CuriousLurker  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:52:17am

re: #8 b_sharp

BTW, congrats on the 39-year anniversary. Impressive!

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Kragar  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:52:19am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:52:42am
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Dr Lizardo  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:03am

re: #19 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

High efficiency derp, right here.

Here’s even MOAR HI-OCTANE FREEDOM!!:

I am more concerned by the absolute nature of Cruz’s comments than the particulars of these rancher cases. If he cannot see an implied right to the use of force in the Second Amendment, or the warning that one intends to exercise the right of self defense or defense of others in the First Amendment, then he far from the legal authority that people like to think he is. If he cannot see those basics of natural law, he is as blind as the ones who see homosexual couplings as marriage are delusional.

I am looking forward to his expanding on this bald dismissal of the very means by which this country was founded. He has to elaborate on what he said.

In the immortal words of Whitman Mayo, good googly-moogly.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:10am

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

Us neither, lady.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:13am

re: #18 Ian G.

Does anyone have a tweet from one of these twits confirming what their “survival” supplies consist of? I want to be able to laugh when I see that they packed less gear than my wife and I did when we spent a week car camping in Yellowstone and Grand Teton 2 summers ago.

Here’s their “supply room”:

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Kragar  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:21am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

[Embedded content]

Funny, at the time of the Revolution, the Founding Fathers usually found the militias to be little more than an untrained rabble.

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Targetpractice  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:30am

re: #25 Kragar

[Embedded content]

“They’re map makers marks!!!”

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:36am

re: #25 Kragar

This is getting out of hand. If you do not like someone just say it. Do not make threats.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:44am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

[Embedded content]

Actually foreign empires built this country. We would still be under the British if the French hadn’t helped us.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:48am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GAVE THEIR LIVES!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:53:58am

Then there is this incoherent rage meme, which goddamnedfrank Aunty Entity and one other Lizard whose Twitter name is @LonnieMask, ripped to shreds last night

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:54:24am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

[Embedded content]

I love how they think apostrophes make everything better.

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Testy Toad T  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:54:52am

I need a quickie appetizer version of that word salad.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:56:22am

re: #27 Dr Lizardo

if he cannot see an implied right to the use of force in the Second Amendment, or the warning that one intends to exercise the right of self defense or defense of others in the First Amendment

The RWNJ have come a long way since the Baltimore riots.

/

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:57:06am

re: #37 Testy Toad T

I need a quickie appetizer version of that word salad.

THE GOVERNMENT ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LYING LIARS AND YOU’RE A FOOL IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF IT!! MAY THE BABY JESUS BLESS YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

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Tigger2  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:57:28am

I consider Republicans in office being the tyrannical oppressive people in the GOV by stepping on the backs of the Unions that are really the backbone of the American middle class.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:57:35am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Here’s an incoherent rage meme from last night==>

[Embedded content]

Militia’s? Spelled that way not once, but twice. Yeah, I’ll take your God & country B.S. seriously just as soon as you’re able to pass a 6th grade grammar test.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:58:37am

Maybe the Feds send in some mochi—you know, choke ‘em out.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:58:46am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

“They are people who have gave their lives…”

You just have to laugh at these fucking dopes.

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Belafon  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:59:39am

re: #35 The Vicious Babushka

Then there is this incoherent rage meme, which goddamnedfrank Aunty Entity and one other Lizard whose Twitter name is @LonnieMask, ripped to shreds last night

@LonnieMask would be me, though I can’t see the picture at work.

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b_sharp  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:59:58am

re: #24 CuriousLurker

BTW, congrats on the 39-year anniversary. Impressive!

Thank you so much.

I just mentioned it to get a pile of updings.

#ImAnUpdingAddict

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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 10:59:59am

re: #37 Testy Toad T

I need a quickie appetizer version of that word salad.

He’s going to say a prayer “for all you pathetic disgusting scumbags.”

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calochortus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:00:31am

re: #45 b_sharp

Thank you so much.

I just mentioned it to get a pile of updings.

#ImAnUpdingAddict

I’ll feed your addiction.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:01:15am

re: #2 jaunte

Another intrusive tyrannical government entity doing what it does best: providing sanctuary for migratory birds that might otherwise be hunted to extinction by selfish, careless yahoos.

I sure hope the birds will be OK.

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Ian G.  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:01:38am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

Here’s their “supply room”:

[Embedded content]

Yeah, the boombox looks like critical survival gear.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:01:47am

Still not convinced this is Ammon’s actual account because it’s brand new:

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calochortus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:01:56am

Meanwhile, if BLM land belongs to all of us, how about I show up at the Bundy ranch and start freely using some of the land they run cattle on? I’m sure they won’t mind if I spook the cattle, use the water and just generally enjoy myself.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:01:59am

re: #45 b_sharp

Thank you so much.

I just mentioned it to get a pile of updings.

#ImAnUpdingAddict

Congrats on the 39th Anniversary!

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:02:01am

re: #40 Tigger2

I consider Republicans in office being the tyrannical oppressive people in the GOV by stepping on the backs of the Unions that are really the backbone of the American middle class.

Indeed. Don’t tell me you’re for freedom when you want to crush the right of workers to assemble peacefully for better wages, working conditions, and benefits.

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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:02:27am

re: #48 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They probably went someplace warmer, having more sense than the Bundy Bros.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:02:45am

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

Still not convinced this is Ammon’s actual account because it’s brand new:

[Embedded content]

So you showed up armed why? Oh wait it’s because you’re a trucking sissy who hides how big of a coward he really is behind his guns. Go home Annon, you’re pathetic as is your entire family.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:02:49am

re: #27 Dr Lizardo

Here’s even MOAR HI-OCTANE FREEDOM!!:

In the immortal words of Whitman Mayo, good googly-moogly.

They seem incapable of understanding that every one of those wingnut politicians whining about the federal government is running to be the head of that federal government. If it was overthrown, what could they hope to become president of?

Idiots.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:03:00am

re: #44 Belafon

@LonnieMask would be me, though I can’t see the picture at work.

I thought it might be but I wasn’t sure.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:03:02am
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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:04:08am

re: #56 CuriousLurker

They seem incapable of understanding that every one of those wingnut politicians whining about the federal government is running to be the head of that federal government. If it was overthrown, what could they hope to become president of?

Idiots.

They hate the government but yet they want to run the government. Hey guys, I hate math, I’m going to apply for a professorship of MIT’s mathematics department!

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Targetpractice  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:04:35am

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Their attorney must see some hope for his clients in hoping the President can be shamed into allowing them to walk.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:05:05am

I got to run to catch a bus so I can get home. bbl

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:06:26am
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calochortus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:06:51am

re: #54 jaunte

They probably went someplace warmer, having more sense than the Bundy Bros.

Almost certainly. There is a migratory path through that area, also including Lake Abert (which is drying up-probably related to increased groundwater pumping by farmers, so the state isn’t interested in researching it.)

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Kragar  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:07:13am
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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:07:38am

re: #62 The Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

Federal government scares them but they’re tickled pink by corporatism.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:07:47am

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:08:40am

re: #30 Kragar

Funny, at the time of the Revolution, the Founding Fathers usually found the militias to be little more than an untrained rabble.

Not really a fair view. At the 1775 siege of Boston, the various militias were certainly problematic in terms of discipline and camp hygiene.

When you get to the late war period in the South, militias were highly effective in maintaining American rule in the back country and generally managed to hamstring British attempts to do anything other than rule on the actual bit of ground they were literally standing on at any one time. King’s Mountain, Moore’s Creek and Ramseur’s Mill were all militia victories in the Carolinas…and King’s Mountain was a major engagement against actual British troops.

Guilford Courthouse was another significant battle that involved militia in the first two battle lines and the militia did terrible damage to British and German troops before they left the field. General Greene was sceptical of the militia after the battle and claimed many fled before firing two shots, but the southern part of the first line, including part of the Guilford Militia and Campbell’s Rifles held off the British First Guards and the Von Bose Hessians for over an hour in see saw open combat.

That “rabble” stood up to the best units in the British Army for over an hour. That is frakking amazing.

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451_Montag  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:08:52am

re: #64 Kragar

Or Yakety-Sax, more appropriate

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:09:00am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

“They are people who have gave their lives…”

You just have to laugh at these fucking dopes.

Morans.

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sagehen  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:09:45am

re: #60 Targetpractice

Their attorney must see some hope for his clients in hoping the President can be shamed into allowing them to walk.

weeellll… the president has expressed a distaste for mandatory minimums that prevent judges from making specific individual decisions.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:10:04am

Oh, here’s a doozy from Freeperville:

LOL. Campaigns are good. They show who is able to lead and who is just phoning it in. It also shows who has imagination, and who is unable to think out of the box.

Now stand back and watch what Trump does. I wouldn’t be surprised if he flies out there to meet with the ranchers. And then proposes a pardon for the ranchers that are headed to prison today. All while calling out dear leader as a weakling and a fool.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:10:14am

re: #69 Aunty Entity Dragon

Morans.

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Lidane  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:10:58am

No one has ever accused the goobers in Vanilla ISIS of being all that bright.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:11:27am

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Oh, here’s a doozy from Freeperville:

Those idiots just love to be pandered to.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:12:12am

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Oh, here’s a doozy from Freeperville:

The Rule of Law!!!!111

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calochortus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:12:55am

re: #70 sagehen

weeellll… the president has expressed a distaste for mandatory minimums that prevent judges from making specific individual decisions.

I don’t like mandatory minimums much, myself. The idiot militia types make it much harder to support a commutation of the sentence in this case.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:12:58am
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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:13:07am

“Meet the child-abusing arsonists that inspired the Oregon militia standoff”

Testimony from D.H.*, Dwight Hammonds’s grandson and Steven Hammonds’s nephew:

“…D.H., who reportedly has been diagnosed with depression, used a paper clip to carve the letter “J” into one side of his chest and the letter “S” onto the other side. In response, Steven allegedly “told him that he was not going to let [D.H.] deface the family by carving on himself.” D.H. said that Steven then used sandpaper to remove the carved letters from D.H.’s chest — sanding each side for at least five minutes. Steven also allegedly told D.H. that “he would filet the initials off” his chest if the sandpaper did not work.”
thinkprogress.org

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:13:10am

If those people are the ‘backbone of America’ then America is going to be bedridden soon.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:13:20am

re: #35 The Vicious Babushka

I actually had an entirely civil discussion with that guy throughout the evening, but he admitted he was really, really angry when he posted that tweet and needed to cool off.

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jaunte  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:14:24am

I guess families can’t be “defaced” by sandpapering their younguns.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:15:48am

re: #79 Romantic Heretic

If those people are the ‘backbone of America’ then America is going to be bedridden soon.

They’re not the backbone. They’re the part of America that throws a fit every time it can’t accept change which is really what the entire conservative movement has been about in this country since honestly ever.

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ObserverArt  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:16:23am

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Ha. Said it yesterday…the wives and families of these clowns will be asking them to come home and take out the damn garbage…it’s been building up now for weeks!

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wrenchwench  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:18:03am

re: #44 Belafon

@LonnieMask would be me, though I can’t see the picture at work.

You need to get a new job so you can LGF right. Where are your priorities?!?

//

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Ian G.  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:19:00am

re: #62 The Vicious Babushka

The government owning a bunch of mainly desolate land is “scary”? I hope this twit never sets foot in a National Park.

Having been in that tyranical goverment [sic] piece of land in Oregon called Crater Lake National Park, I can tell you it’s pretty much the polar opposite of ” scary”.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:19:10am

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wrenchwench  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:20:29am

re: #67 Aunty Entity Dragon

Not really a fair view. At the 1775 siege of Boston, the various militias were certainly problematic in terms of discipline and camp hygiene.

When you get to the late war period in the South, militias were highly effective in maintaining American rule in the back country and generally managed to hamstring British attempts to do anything other than rule on the actual bit of ground they were literally standing on at any one time. King’s Mountain, Moore’s Creek and Ramseur’s Mill were all militia victories in the Carolinas…and King’s Mountain was a major engagement against actual British troops.

Guilford Courthouse was another significant battle that involved militia in the first two battle lines and the militia did terrible damage to British and German troops before they left the field. General Greene was sceptical of the militia after the battle and claimed many fled before firing two shots, but the southern part of the first line, including part of the Guilford Militia and Campbell’s Rifles held off the British First Guards and the Von Bose Hessians for over an hour in see saw open combat.

That “rabble” stood up to the best units in the British Army for over an hour. That is frakking amazing.

And the commemorative park is beautiful!

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Lidane  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:20:48am

re: #71 Dr Lizardo

Speaking of Freepers, they are not amused that Ted Cruz has told Yokel Haram to stand down:

Our Founding Fathers did not “stand down” to defend liberty!!!
—

No they did not. If this is an example of Cruz’s scholarship… he is way overrated.
—

Cruz blinks, just like I suspected that he would.
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I disagree with Cruz. This should happen in every state. Follow the law? Hah! What law? The constitution is shredded by Fedgov. We have to follow their arbitrary laws and risk being called criminals at their whims. Screw that.
—

This plays right into the rat`s hands, right when they`re going for ‘executive action’ on their precious gun control. It screams False Flag, too much coincidence for me.
—

I am more concerned by the absolute nature of Cruz’s comments than the particulars of these rancher cases. If he cannot see an implied right to the use of force in the Second Amendment, or the warning that one intends to exercise the right of self defense or defense of others in the First Amendment, then he far from the legal authority that people like to think he is. If he cannot see those basics of natural law, he is as blind as the ones who see homosexual couplings as marriage are delusional.

I am looking forward to his expanding on this bald dismissal of the very means by which this country was founded. He has to elaborate on what he said.
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Cruz is DEAD WRONG! What does he think the Second Amendment was written for? It was written to ASSURE the American people that they could always resist an overreaching government with ARMS. Cruz is supposed to be such a Constitutional Genius. Well his wizardry just took a plunge if he doesn’t understand the Constitutions Second Amendment. He is revealed as just another pacifist in the style of all the other lawyers in the government. Extensive writings by many of the forefathers bear out the defense provided to the citizens against an overpowering government. SOMEBODY has to stand up against the corruption in Washington. At the root of all this land confiscation is AGENDA 21 of the United Nations. Wake up, America.

By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard ‘round the world.

The Concord Hymn by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lexington and Concord have been forgotten!

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makeitstop  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:22:07am

I love when businesses do the right thing and take down a complete asshole at the same time. If I was in the Indy area, they’d get my business.

Kilroy’s goes viral after response to angry customer

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:24:09am

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

Still not convinced this is Ammon’s actual account because it’s brand new:

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Just like his philosophical forebear, Herr Shicklegruber, he’s all about peace unless evil people force him to start a war.

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20Hz  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:24:47am

Listening to these guys on their news conference. What a bunch of delusional fools.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:25:42am

re: #89 makeitstop

I love when businesses do the right thing and take down a complete asshole at the same time. If I was in the Indy area, they’d get my business.

Kilroy’s goes viral after response to angry customer

It’s nice seeing a GoFundMe go to a good cause- helping the customer who had a heart attack rather than some homophobic business owner who doesn’t like being called out on their shit. So yeah good for Kilroy’s.

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lawhawk  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:28:33am

re: #62 The Vicious Babushka

Table 1.
53% of Oregon is federally owned. That includes national parks, wildlife areas, refuges, and forest lands as well as military facilities.

Washington State? 28.5%.
Wyoming 48.2% - and that includes a huge chunk of Yellowstone and Grand Teton NP.

States east of the Mississippi tend to have very little federal land owned. Those in the West have a far higher percentage of federal land. That’s due to how the land was originally acquired/taken.

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makeitstop  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:29:08am

re: #20 The Vicious Babushka

Militia’s built this country. Militia’s will win it back.

Would those be ‘militia is’ or ‘belonging to a militia?’

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:29:47am

re: #62 The Vicious Babushka

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Why is it scary that the Federal Government - which we created, and which represents us - owns land nobody else bought? It’s OUR land, until and unless somebody buys it from us.

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:30:28am

re: #53 HappyWarrior

Indeed. Don’t tell me you’re for freedom when you want to crush the right of workers to assemble peacefully for better wages, working conditions, and benefits.

Actually most people are in favour of workers assembling peacefully to bargain for wages, working conditions and benefits. However they are against them assembling peacefully for better wages, working conditions and benefits.

No, seriously. There’s been studies.

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20Hz  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:31:21am

Fuck, ask these guys some fucking real questions media. Ask them why they are illegally commandeering federal property. This is pissing me off.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:32:31am

re: #96 Romantic Heretic

Actually most people are in favour of workers assembling peacefully to bargain for wages, working conditions and benefits. However they are against them assembling peacefully for better wages, working conditions and benefits.

No, seriously. There’s been studies.

That strikes me as a similar dynamic to how people support ACA when you call it ACA but oppose it when you call it Obamacare.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:32:45am

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

Here’s their “supply room”:

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Got a boombox to jam to “Play that Funky Music Whiteboy”.

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lawhawk  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:35:28am

re: #95 Blind Frog Belly White

Why is it scary that the Federal Government - which we created, and which represents us - owns land nobody else bought? It’s OUR land, until and unless somebody buys it from us.

Depending on the land involved, it’s protected in perpetuity (Wilderness, National Parks, National Monuments, etc.), or open to logging or grazing or mining depending on the assets involved (national forests), or closed to the public (military reservations/bases, DOE facilities like Hanford or Oak Ridge), etc.

You get some folks who think that the USG shouldn’t own land X but it usually boils down to that these folks don’t want to pay for something - they want something for nothing, and the government is making them pay for access.

Hey, I hate that I’ve got to pay for access to national parks (they used to be free until the GOP decided to slash and burn the Interior Department budget and there’s a backlog of projects that need to maintain the facilities in a state of good repair), but I pay all the same because I recognize that the fees go to a good cause and help fund ongoing projects and future protection.

These folks just want to use stuff and not pay. And they come up with all kinds of shenanigans to claim that the government doesn’t have a right to do it (when there’s decades of precedent saying that they do).

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:43:00am

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

If I was Obama I’d grant that clemency. Just to watch the wingnuts eyes whirl as they try to avoid saying anything nice about POTUS because he did what they (allegedly) want.

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calochortus  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:43:42am

re: #101 Romantic Heretic

They’d just claim they’d forced his hand.

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:51:12am

re: #78 jaunte

“Meet the child-abusing arsonists that inspired the Oregon militia standoff”

Testimony from D.H.*, Dwight Hammonds’s grandson and Steven Hammonds’s nephew:

Wow! My shock! Let me show it to you!

Oh wait. It’s no surprise at all.

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 4, 2016 • 11:54:38am

re: #89 makeitstop

I love when businesses do the right thing and take down a complete asshole at the same time. If I was in the Indy area, they’d get my business.

Kilroy’s goes viral after response to angry customer

It asked me to complete a survey before I could read more than the 1st paragraph. o_O

I’ll do a web search instead.

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Jayleia  Jan 4, 2016 • 12:22:57pm

re: #21 PhillyPretzel

I’ve packed more supplies for a night of gaming.

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theheat  Jan 4, 2016 • 2:23:46pm

These welfare ranching dipshits have had more than 100 years to understand the government land boundaries of Burns, Oregon, after that liberal pussy Teddy Roosevelt established the refuge in 19-hundred-fucking-8.

But no. No, armed with the best anti-government homeskoold English they can muster, they loaded their guns and snacks in their shiny American-made pickup trucks, and taken their grievance theater road show to a government-built building surrounded by dozens of feet of composite decking, to camp out and rally for their fellow assholes; assholes that finally got what was coming to them after years of being a royal pain in the ass.

This ain’t no Trail of Tears, people. This is whiny white people privilege, with lots and lots of guns, and it’s domestic terrorism, pure and simple.

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WCBadger  Jan 4, 2016 • 8:14:44pm

It’s “gubmint.”


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