Standing next to the parents of children murdered by gun violence today, President Obama got emotional and teared up. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. It’s a sign of strength to be unafraid of your emotions, not weakness. This shouldn’t even need to be pointed out in 2016, but the conservative movement is full of throwbacks to an earlier, stupider era.

But to the conservative media, this is something to be mocked and laughed at, and fodder for crazy conspiracy theories. So without further ado, here are three of the most insane comments posted today by right wing creepazoids without a shred of human decency.

First, a conspiracy theory from Breitbart “News” editor John Nolte, one of the most deranged people currently spewing hatred at that website.

Obama touching his eyes JUST BEFORE the tears came. He’s putting something in his eyes to create the fascist tears. pic.twitter.com/U3KBwM5L6X

— John Nolte (@NolteNC) January 5, 2016

Fascist tears, people.

Second, from Fox News hate-slinger Todd Starnes, who sees something sinister in the finger Obama used to wipe away a tear.

Did you notice which finger Obama used to wipe his tears away? https://t.co/pezsPQiZgU #bodylanguage

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) January 5, 2016

It’s simple body language, people.

And last but not least, the inimitable Chuck C. “Rage Furby” Johnson, who can always be counted on to come up with the most unhinged and bigoted take on any given issue.