And Now, the Chuck C. Johnson Fire Sale! Anybody Want to Buy Chuck’s “Fake Rape” Domain Names?

And he’s stalking Twitter headquarters again
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Last May we exposed Chuck C. “Rage Furby” Johnson’s apparent plan to @ChuckCJohnson_Planning_to_Monetize_His_Obsession_With_Rape">monetize his obsession with rape, pointing out that the Rage Furby had registered the domain names FakeRapeRegistry.com and RapeFraud.com while he was in the midst of using Twitter to attack several women who reported being sexually assaulted. Chuck speculated openly on Twitter about starting a website to extort money from people by threatening to share personal information about them; here are the now-deleted tweets:

Now that Chuck is involved in a couple of extremely ill-advised legal actions and needs some quick cash, he’s finally openly admitting he owns these sick misogynist domain names and asking his Facebook followers if anyone wants to buy them from him.

One of the Twitter accounts Chuck created after being permanently banned from Twitter was @fakerape, and these domain names were apparently intended to be linked to that account. This, folks, is how he earned the title of one of the most despised people on the Internet.

In other Rage Furby news, last June we posted about Chuck stalking the headquarters of Twitter in San Francisco after being permanently banned: And Now, Chuck Johnson Is Stalking the Offices of Twitter in San Francisco.

Well, Chuck’s back in San Francisco and he’s hanging around Twitter HQ again like a jilted boyfriend stalking the girl who dumped him. He posted this photo to his Facebook page today:

I hope Twitter’s security people are aware that he’s doing this.

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172 comments
1
Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:01:44pm

Well, at least he’s lost some weight.

2
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:03:40pm

for CCJ vs. Gawker and l’Affaire NAF against the slezazy Daldien gang:
Carly Simon - Anticipation

3
No Country For Old Haters  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:04:35pm
Well, at least he’s lost some weight.

And now he’s a dumbass smoker. That’s not a good tradeoff.

4
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:05:18pm

I take him as living proof that there is no god.

5
Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:05:19pm

Glad to see him smoking. I hope he’s up to a couple of cartons a day.

Maybe wifey was able to smuggle them out of the CVS she works at when they were getting rid of their stock.

6
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:05:57pm
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lawhawk  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:06:04pm

He’s going to need more than $20 he’s going to raise from selling those urls. That wont even cover 15 minutes of his legal fees in the Gawker case.

8
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:07:12pm

re: #3 No Country For Old Haters

He’s gone real downmarket-he used to post himself smoking stog’s-now cigarettes?!? That’s trailer trash shit there.

9
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:08:35pm

He’s been a smoker for years. He posted this pic on Twitter with a comment about how “cool” it looked.

10
No Country For Old Haters  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:08:58pm

re: #7 lawhawk

He’s going to need more than $20 he’s going to raise from selling those urls. That wont even cover 15 minutes of his legal fees in the Gawker case.

I expect that a lot of terrible right-wingers would like to own them, but they probably don’t have any money. This isn’t the kind of propaganda that wingnut billionaires finance.

11
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:10:02pm

Secondhand Smoke Linked To Secondhand Coolness | The Onion

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No Country For Old Haters  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:10:16pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s been a smoker for years. He posted this pic on Twitter with a comment about how “cool” it looked.

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He really thought that looked cool? I know this is obvious, but I have to say it anyway. He’s an idiot.

13
Targetpractice  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:10:32pm

The hilarious bit to all of this is he thinks there’s any market for his cast-offs. That he’s still got any sort of fanbase that will clamor to pay top dollar for anything that is connected to him, rather than folks like us who’d offer him a nickel for the lot and then complain that we paid too much.

14
Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:12:51pm
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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:16:01pm

WARNING: GROSS

Click to Reveal
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:16:11pm

re: #3 No Country For Old Haters

And now he’s a dumbass smoker. That’s not a good tradeoff.

I wish he would vape. Nothing more silly.

17
The Vicious Babushka  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:16:50pm

re: #1 Barefoot Grin

Well, at least he’s lost some weight.

Meth will do that.

18
Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:17:02pm

re: #16 Barefoot Grin

I wish he would vape. Nothing more silly.

But isn’t that what all the cool kids are doing?
////

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Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:18:40pm

re: #18 Blind Frog Belly White

He’s in San Francisco. Why isn’t he smoking a joint?

20
HappyWarrior  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:19:06pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

He’s in San Francisco. Why isn’t he smoking a joint?

Because he’s trying to be different form the other kids?

21
Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:19:55pm

re: #17 The Vicious Babushka

Meth will do that.

That would explain the rambling posts, but he still looks relatively kempt.

22
451_Montag  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:20:13pm

I can’t even imagine a time when I would sit there and think to myself “You know, I need a website with the word rape in it”

23
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:20:28pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

Dude.

24
b.d.  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:20:43pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

He’s in San Francisco. Why isn’t he smoking a joint?

Because it is easier to bum a cigarette.

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Belafon  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:21:16pm

re: #1 Barefoot Grin

Well, at least he’s lost some weight.

I think it’s just the camera angle.

26
Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:21:36pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

Dude.

Seriously. Had to reload the page to get rid of it.

27
Egregious Philbin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:21:57pm

What a loser.

Ginger freak, about to lose everything loser.

28
Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:22:15pm

re: #19 Skip Intro

He’s in San Francisco. Why isn’t he smoking a joint?

Because that’s what the hippies do.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:22:22pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

He’s been a smoker for years. He posted this pic on Twitter with a comment about how “cool” it looked.

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He won’t think it’s so cool 15-20 years down the road if he ends up with a ruptured aneurysm thanks to the cigarette smoke.

That never entered my mind, y’know? I thought, “Yeah, I could get lung cancer or die of a heart attack,” but the thought of being incapacitated and/or suffering brain damage because of a subarachnoid hemorrhage never occurred to me even once.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:22:35pm

re: #25 Belafon

I think it’s just the camera angle.

Not shown: The street vendor asking him to please put the Matrix jacket back on the rack, and get lost if he’s not going to buy it.

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Belafon  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:22:47pm

re: #26 Blind Frog Belly White

Seriously. Had to reload the page to get rid of it.

This is why we need a collapse button.

32
Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:23:12pm

re: #24 b.d.

I think it would be more in character for him if he was drinking a pint of Old Grandad in a paper bag.

33
Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:23:15pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

That pic is just asking for a ‘shop. A corn dog would be perfect. :)

34
b.d.  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:23:20pm

re: #22 451_Montag

I can’t even imagine a time when I would sit there and think to myself “You know, I need a website with the word rape in it”

You might want to start a website about being ripped off online by hip hop artists?

rap efraud .com

??

Maybe?

35
Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:25:19pm

Protesting corruption in the rapeseed industry?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:25:53pm

re: #25 Belafon

I think it’s just the camera angle.

I’m sorry. I refuse to accept that there is anything that would flatter CCJ. The turd muffin.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:26:04pm

re: #23 Charles Johnson

Dude.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:26:18pm

re: #31 Belafon

This is why we need a collapse button.

I’d be afraid to click it.

39
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:26:41pm

crazy new job is crazy

i have a permanent job, but im a consultant. so it seems the first thing i have to do is go out and get another job. ugh

at least im drawing a paycheck

40
CuriousLurker  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:26:56pm

I’m out. Later, lizards.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:27:36pm

re: #36 Barefoot Grin

I’m sorry. I refuse to accept that there is anything that would flatter CCJ.

A big rock or a steamroller ought to work.

Oh, wait - FLATTER. I thought you said FLATTEN.

Never mind.
42
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:28:41pm

re: #29 CuriousLurker

subarachnoid

a spider like thing underneath?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:28:56pm

re: #39 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

crazy new job is crazy

i have a permanent job, but im a consultant. so it seems the first thing i have to do is go out and get another job. ugh

at least im drawing a paycheck

Congratulations. Isn’t that kind of a “while you’re reaping a great harvest, don’t forget to store some in your pyramid” kind of gigs?

44
GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:32:19pm

Trading in China has been halted. Down 5%.

45
The Ghost of a Flea  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:32:43pm

re: #37 teleskiguy

A photo of Ted Cruz is hardly a good explanation of your posting choices.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:34:20pm

I added a warning label to my #15.

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Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:35:14pm

re: #44 GlutenFreeJesus

Trading in China has been halted. Down 5%.

Maybe the Dow will start the new year down 1000 points by weeks end.

Just swell. Thanks a lot, China.

48
Timothy Watson  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:35:36pm

Alpha male has to dress up like a hipster douchebag?

49
Aunty Entity Dragon  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:36:13pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

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I need some oxyclean for my eyes. Wow.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:37:36pm

re: #48 Timothy Watson

Alpha male has to dress up like a hipster douchebag?

The dude wears top hats in his own house.

51
Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:38:58pm

So I’m sitting here waiting for UPS to deliver my new monitor. I doubt if they’re going to do it today, even though it’s “out for delivery”.

I have a bad feeling that when it does arrive the box is going to look like it was dragged behind the truck for a few miles.

<sigh>

52
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:40:25pm

re: #44 GlutenFreeJesus

Trading in China has been halted. Down 5%.

That’s bad isn’t it?

53
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:41:08pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

Worst outfit ever!

54
Skip Intro  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:42:26pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

Maybe he has a job as a chimney cleaner.

55
Le Lapin Tueur  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:44:21pm

Why is his wedding ring on his right hand now?

Unless his HAW is really a dude.

56
Timothy Watson  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:44:48pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

The dude wears top hats in his own house.

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To quote Method Man and The Wire: “Shit, not even a black man could style that shit.”

57
GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:45:38pm

re: #52 Eclectic Cyborg

That’s bad isn’t it?

Yup.

58
retired cynic  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:46:11pm

re: #55 Le Lapin Tueur

Why is his wedding ring on his right hand now?

Unless his HAW is really a dude.

Cause he is taking his own photo (selfie) in a mirror.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:46:15pm

re: #47 Skip Intro

Maybe the Dow will start the new year down 1000 points by weeks end.

Just swell. Thanks a lot, China Obama.

IKR?

60
Chez Ko Pe  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:46:31pm

re: #3 No Country For Old Haters

And now he’s a dumbass smoker. That’s not a good tradeoff.

Not for him.
For the rest of humanity, it’s an awesome tradeoff.

61
Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:51:41pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

Can’t bring myself to click on it. What is there?

62
retired cynic  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:52:20pm

re: #61 Nyet

Don’t!

63
Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:52:31pm

re: #61 Nyet

Can’t bring myself to click on it. What is there?

You really don’t want to know.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:52:44pm

re: #61 Nyet

Can’t bring myself to click on it. What is there?

I laughed but I’m a bit twisted.

65
Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:54:34pm

re: #62 retired cynic

Don’t!

DON’T! (Grindhouse’s Official Trailer)

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Le Lapin Tueur  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:54:42pm

re: #58 retired cynic

Cause he is taking his own photo (selfie) in a mirror.

*blush*

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:58:18pm

re: #61 Nyet

Can’t bring myself to click on it. What is there?

Let’s just say it involves pig feces.

68
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:59:50pm
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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 6, 2016 • 6:59:54pm
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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:00:08pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

I wonder if that’s the infamous piglet pooping on his balls photo…

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Belafon  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:02:06pm

re: #69 The Vicious Babushka

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He didn’t burn up when he entered the church? (My son makes that joke any time he has to go to one.) What next, God allows atheists into Heaven?

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:03:21pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:03:46pm

re: #69 The Vicious Babushka

More of this please all over the country. This is how you tell ISIS to piss off.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:04:26pm

The U.S. Media: It’s not about being right, it’s about being first.

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Belafon  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:04:44pm

Political fallout for Hillary Clinton after North Korea’s nuke test

There’s no question that as the administration in possession of the North Korea nuclear problem, the Obama White House — and by extension Clinton — are in a political bind.

Their failure to turn back North Korea’s development of its nuclear arsenal is manifest in its flurry of nuclear tests and ballistic missile engineering over the last seven years. But there is no obvious way to deter a nation that does not respond to the traditional carrots and sticks of diplomacy.

And that’s the best part of the article.

Even though there’s nothing you can do, it’s still Clinton’s fault.

Idiots.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:06:35pm
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KGxvi  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:07:54pm

re: #75 Belafon

For a second I thought that was written by some neocon type and I was going to suggest that there was something (in their minds) that could be done. Of course, that “something” is one of the classic blunders - and not the one about going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:08:00pm

Good evening.

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Targetpractice  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:08:25pm

re: #75 Belafon

Political fallout for Hillary Clinton after North Korea’s nuke test

And that’s the best part of the article.

Even though there’s nothing you can do, it’s still Clinton’s fault.

Idiots.

So North Korea became a nuclear nation under Dubya’s watch, after he shredded the deal that Bill negotiated with the Norks to show how “tough” he was…and it’s her fault because she didn’t undo the damage Dubya had already done.

That really is the entire GOP argument in a nutshell: “They didn’t fix our mess fast enough, so you should vote for us to fuck you over yet again!”

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Timothy Watson  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:08:28pm

re: #75 Belafon

Political fallout for Hillary Clinton after North Korea’s nuke test

And that’s the best part of the article.

Even though there’s nothing you can do, it’s still Clinton’s fault.

Idiots.

And no mention of the Bush administration, who instead of actually dealing with countries that had and/or were developing WMDs decided to go on a misadventure in Iraq?

81
William Lewis  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:08:30pm

re: #71 Belafon

He didn’t burn up when he entered the church? (My son makes that joke any time he has to go to one.) What next, God allows atheists into Heaven?

Sure does, at least according to Pope Francis. Says God likes good Atheists more than bad Christians :D That ought to scare the Republicans more than it does…

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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:08:40pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Just today I heard a Bieber [sic] song that wasn’t bad. “Doctor, will I live?!”

Skrillex and Diplo - “Where Are Ü Now” with Justin Bieber (Official Video)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:15:05pm

re: #29 CuriousLurker

He won’t think it’s so cool 15-20 years down the road if he ends up with a ruptured aneurysm thanks to the cigarette smoke.

That never entered my mind, y’know? I thought, “Yeah, I could get lung cancer or die of a heart attack,” but the thought of being incapacitated and/or suffering brain damage because of a subarachnoid hemorrhage never occurred to me even once.

Ya know, every once in a while I get the urge to have a smoke.
It can be a really strong urge, too.
Then I bring to mind how it felt to be a long-term smoker, not just the breathing impacts but the smell and taste and other physical impacts.
Then I take a deep deep breath (that I can actually do now).
The urge for a smoke passes.

Good, dark chocolate on the other hand….

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A Cranky One  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:18:57pm

re: #77 KGxvi

For a second I thought that was written by some neocon type and I was going to suggest that there was something (in their minds) that could be done. Of course, that “something” is one of the classic blunders - and not the one about going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Sicilians don’t worry me. I’ve built up an immunity to iocane powder.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:19:25pm

“Conservative intellectual” felon just did a verbal diarrhea.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:19:54pm

re: #83 Backwoods_Sleuth

I suspect Rage Furby took up smoking when he was younger to look cool or to fit in, and seem less of a nerd. Ditto cigars when he got older. The photo above (not the pig one) is reminiscent of a bad fashion shoot, or a teenager’s attempt to look cool for his Facebook buddies.

(Except it would be on Instagram or Snapchat. Facebook is for old people now.)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:20:18pm
88
FormerDirtDart  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:21:14pm

Long story short:

Chris Hayes: My understanding is you have a concealed carry permit in Alabama. Should citizens and members of Congress be allowed to carry inside the US Capitol where you’re standing now?

Rep. Mo Brooks: I’m also one who believes in property rights, and the property owners has a say in when a person can or cannot bring a gun onto their own property, so that’s a debate we’re going to have to resolve…

Hayes: Right, but you control that property, would you support…

Brooks: In more specific response to your question, I do not want citizens coming onto Capital grounds, inside the United States Capitol, into the gallery of the United States Capitol with gun, given the risks that are associated with that, given that we already have security with the Capitol Police, who do an excellent job of taking care of Congress’ security.

Hayes: Oh, okay, so you oppose it.

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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:21:16pm

He has a pigshit-eating grin on his avi.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:21:38pm

Weather, climate; SAME THING!
/

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:23:55pm

re: #82 Nyet

Just today I heard a Bieber [sic] song that wasn’t bad. “Doctor, will I live?!”

[Embedded content]

Video

Baby voice does nothing for me. gah

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:24:25pm

re: #87 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Sorry, Dartmouth.

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Belafon  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:24:30pm

re: #88 FormerDirtDart

The NRA doesn’t allow guns at their meetings. That should tell people everything they need to know.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:25:00pm

re: #91 Stanley Sea Toujours

Baby voice does nothing for me. gah

He still sounds like he’s 14.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:25:07pm

Even though I am rooting for Gawker to win their lawsuit against Chuck, it has become a terrible, horrible, feculent, maggot-infested garbage fire of a website.

There is that “500 Days of Lame Shit About Some Vain Rich Person Nobody Cares About” which, being dragged out every other day or every 3 days, makes it more like “12 Years A Slave To Sponsored Content”

Now there is the disclaimer at the top of every Gawker-related website, about how Kinja owns your eternal soul and abandon hope before you are allowed to enter here.

Fuck that shit.

At least C.A. Pinkham is at Wonkette now and that is the only Gawker feature that I really enjoy.

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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:26:06pm

re: #90 Not a Sparkly Vampire

True citations from the Hillaryis44 guy:

Why is Barack Obama burning fuel to jet to another silly conference on climate change, a.k.a. weather?
…
The utter silliness of climate change, a.k.a. weather has been harpooned like a whale by none other than Scientific American
…
We won’t give away too much of the plot, or rather we will give away all of the plot because it is the first Hollywood movie that kills off Barack Obama and the reason why Barack is killed is because he is a slimy bastard that treacherously betrays all of humanity because of climate change, a.k.a. weather.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:26:24pm

re: #88 FormerDirtDart

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Long story short:

Very looking forward to the town hall with Anderson Cooper & POTUS.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:26:29pm
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ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:29:30pm

It is about time, the number two Sandy Hook denier finally gets fired from his tenured university position. Now he can no longer play the “appeal to authority” card by saying he is a professor who teaches a class in researching conspiracy theories.
(Fucking heartless braindead bastard stalking and harassing Sandy Hook family members and even children with nothing to do with the tragedy but who have appeared in media and kinda resemble some of the deceased kids)

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bratwurst  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:32:46pm

re: #85 teleskiguy

“Conservative intellectual” felon just did a verbal diarrhea.

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There are a large number of teabaggers who are ENDLESSLY amused with their own reporting of seasonal weather.

This is probably my all-time favorite right wing “weather” related post on LGF. Keep in mind this was following like 3 years of Charles providing TONS of content attempting to educate people about climate change and the difference between weather and climate.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:36:08pm

re: #100 bratwurst

Ah, NJDhockeyfan! That fuckin’ guy.

“Al Gore is full of shit.”

How original.

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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:36:19pm

re: #99 ausador

I thought there could be nothing worse, CT-wise, than Holocaust denial. Having looked at that blog this conviction has been shaken a bit.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:39:25pm

re: #15 teleskiguy

I LOLed

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:43:43pm
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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:45:22pm

re: #82 Nyet

well, that’s because Skrillex was involved. still had to play some Borgore after in order to cleanse my palate after hearing Bieber.

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teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:45:35pm

WHAT IN THE UTTER FUCK?!?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:46:56pm

re: #104 teleskiguy

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Ok, good luck in Washington getting your mafia guys to get your illegal guys to make it all happen.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:50:46pm
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ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:55:57pm

re: #102 Nyet

I thought there could be nothing worse, CT-wise, than Holocaust denial. Having looked at that blog this conviction has been shaken a bit.

He actually told the Pozners that the only way he would be satisfied that they were not “crisis actors” would be for their six year old son killed at Sandy Hook to be exhumed for DNA testing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 6, 2016 • 7:56:21pm

re: #104 teleskiguy

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His tie and shirt color collar look really really stupid.
And I’m not talking about that fabulous color combo…

(edited for a damned typo that ruined the punchline…)

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:00:08pm

SS Travel update, epilogue.

Suitcase still in the middle of living room, empty. I will shove into closet shortly.
Laundry done.

Exceptional trip. 12/15 - 1/4 Insane!!! Hugged all my parentals. Very hard, as I feel the need to go back in the spring. They are up there. Basically healthy, but……

I indulged in food & drink so much. I was always the guest, visiting & enjoying! Proved I am not a conservative. (Met Beach Dem in person. High Five)

Best memory, the Festivus we celebrated at my Mom’s apt complex. She didn’t attend. These people are great. The pole is real. We aired our grievances.

Work fired right up on Monday, I’ve been diving right back in.

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Nyet  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:01:50pm

re: #111 Stanley Sea Toujours

What about the Feats of Strength?

113
Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:04:09pm

re: #112 Nyet

What about the Feats of Strength?

Thumb wrestling! We did it.

114
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:11:50pm

OK, it got a laugh from me…

115
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:15:55pm
116
Feline Fearless Leader  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:16:06pm
DRONZZ!!!
117
PT Barnum  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:17:11pm

re: #112 Nyet

What about the Feats of Strength?

I read that as Feets of strength and wondered if sneaker odor wasn’t one of the grievances.

118
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:18:08pm

This is a great example of where I say Vox is kind of dumb sometimes.

Why? Could it be because he sees it as good for him politically? Where’s Captain Hindsight when we need him?

THANK YOU CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!!!
119
PT Barnum  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:19:22pm

re: #115 ausador

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I’m getting to the age where netfix and chill means I’m actually watching a movie. In my day we called it bonking like crazed wolverines…dunno why we need all these new fangled euphemisms

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PT Barnum  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:21:46pm

re: #118 teleskiguy

This is a great example of where I say Vox is kind of dumb sometimes.

[Embedded content]

Why? Could it be because he sees it as good for him politically? Where’s Captain Hindsight when we need him?

Image: THANK YOU CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!!!

Trump will do whatever makes good theater. What makes you think logic or legality have anything whatsoever to do with his campaign?

121
PT Barnum  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:23:30pm

Somebody texted nap to me the other day, so I went and took one.

122
Lidane  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:25:27pm

Please proceed:

123
Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:25:36pm

re: #121 PT Barnum

Somebody texted nap to me the other day, so I went and took one.

*Make Varek some coffee*

124
Amory Blaine  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:27:15pm

re: #116 Feline Fearless Leader

This supersized drone will fly you to work (or anywhere)

It’s happened. Someone built a quadcopter big enough to carry human cargo. The future is officially here, and it’s kinda scary. Scary in the cool way, though. The same company that brought us the regular-sized Ghost drone has just announced the “184” Personal Flying Vehicle (PFV). It’s about the size of a (very) small car, and claims to be able to deliver one human (up to 260 pounds) anywhere within a 10 mile/23-minute flight time reach. A working prototype of the autonomous craft is being shown at CES, and we’re pretty excited. If a little skeptical.

125
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:28:24pm

Hmm, there does seem to be a lot of people making the claim lately…

126
Joe Bacon  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:31:15pm

re: #104 teleskiguy

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Wow, he’s dressed up just like a pimp on Sesame Street!

127
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:31:59pm

A cheesy joke.

128
Khal Wimpo (coatless in Vermont)  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:33:27pm

By my reckoning, there should be another decision on CCJ handed down in the next week. Usually, the first week back from the holidays has all the Federal clerks busy just stamping out mis-filings and other last-second stuff that clogged the boxes to try to make end-of-year deadlines.

I can’t quite remember (after all the holiday eggnogg & whatnot) which filings are due for Teh Smackdown Grande … can anyone here track the course of the various ways that the next few weeks are going to suck for CCJ?

1. The First Amended Complaint that got re-filed to hilarious reaction back in October
2. The leaked faked Planned Parenthood tapes
3. The anti-SLAPP motions in California

Help me out here, folks. This popcorn ain’t gonna eat itself.

129
Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:33:33pm

re: #127 teleskiguy

A cheesy joke.

[Embedded content]

…

130
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:33:44pm

Hey, is there a good USGS provided if possible, Earthquake app?

Cause I just felt another one.

131
Joe Bacon  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:37:14pm

re: #130 The War TARDIS

Hey, is there a good USGS provided if possible, Earthquake app?

Cause I just felt another one.

The Red Cross has a series of apps for iPhone and Android. One of the apps is an Earthquake alert.

132
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:39:33pm

re: #130 The War TARDIS

Hey, is there a good USGS provided if possible, Earthquake app?

Cause I just felt another one.

This Twitter account (@earthquakeBot) tweets every time an earthquake happens when it registers more than 5 on the Richter scale anywhere on the planet. Not too helpful for the weirdness in Oklahoma. Still, interesting. Earthquakes are extremely common.

133
Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:41:36pm

earthquake.usgs.gov

134
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:48:26pm

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135
freetoken  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:50:08pm

Gee… look at all the earthquakes in Oklahoma:

earthquake.usgs.gov

I wonder why?

136
Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:50:41pm

re: #135 freetoken

Gee… look at all the earthquakes in Oklahoma:

earthquake.usgs.gov

I wonder why?

Bigfoot.

137
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:51:29pm

re: #135 freetoken

Gee… look at all the earthquakes in Oklahoma:

earthquake.usgs.gov

I wonder why?

re: #136 Not a Sparkly Vampire

Bigfoot.

Definitely the Sasquatch.

138
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:52:35pm
139
freetoken  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:52:55pm

re: #118 teleskiguy

This is a great example of where I say Vox is kind of dumb sometimes.

[Embedded content]

Why? Could it be because he sees it as good for him politically? Where’s Captain Hindsight when we need him?

Image: THANK YOU CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!!!

The very intelligent people at Vox really are very intelligent.

So there.

140
Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:53:40pm

re: #133 Not a Sparkly Vampire

My favorite site for earthquake info. We pay attention to that stuff here on the Oregon coast!

141
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:54:28pm

re: #135 freetoken

This is the one I felt.

142
WhatEVs  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:55:00pm

re: #130 The War TARDIS

Hey, is there a good USGS provided if possible, Earthquake app?

Cause I just felt another one.

Platform?

I have two on iPhone: Earthquake and QuakeFeed

143
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:56:02pm

I am having way too much fun getting on the Ted Cruz birther threads and repeating their nonsense questions about Obama back to them about Cruz. Especially enjoying closing with “I’m only asking questions here” bwahahaha!

144
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:56:52pm

re: #138 teleskiguy

I was here for the one in Prague.

It had amazing timing.

Me and a friend were watching The Impossible Planet on DVD, and as the first planetquake started on the show, the earthquake started.

Took us a few seconds to realize the TV the University provided to us was not in fact that awesome.

145
Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:57:10pm

re: #142 WhatEVs

Android.

146
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:58:04pm

re: #135 freetoken

Gee… look at all the earthquakes in Oklahoma:

earthquake.usgs.gov

I wonder why?

Lots of underpants gnome activity?

147
teleskiguy  Jan 6, 2016 • 8:59:55pm

I matched one white ball on Powerball tonight. Do I win anything?

148
Joe Bacon  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:00:57pm

re: #143 ausador

I am having way too much fun getting on the Ted Cruz birther threads and repeating their nonsense questions about Obama back to them about Cruz. Especially enjoying closing with “I’m only asking questions here” bwahahaha!

Same here! I just can’t help myself. Especially when I’m posting links from Ann Coulter’s ramblings. And I keep demanding to see L’il Rafael’s DS-2029!

It’s fun seeing Birthers let loose on Cruz! Truly a magnificent display of Karma!

149
Joe Bacon  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:02:36pm

re: #147 teleskiguy

I matched one white ball on Powerball tonight. Do I win anything?

Brings back precious memories of when Nick Perry rigged the Pennsylvania Daily Number!

en.wikipedia.org

150
WhatEVs  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:03:17pm

re: #147 teleskiguy

I matched one white ball on Powerball tonight. Do I win anything?

Did someone win?

151
Shiplord Kirel  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:07:30pm

re: #124 Amory Blaine

This supersized drone will fly you to work (or anywhere)

Embedded Image

Another one for my aviation nope list. For one thing, the tiny rotors are tremendously inefficient compared to a large rotor driven by the same power. They are fine on toy sized drones, but scaled up to lift a human, the square/cube law of mass and surface area comes into play and efficiency becomes critical. In particular, they will produce next to zero lift in autorotation, so if the motors quit the thing becomes not a human- occupied aircraft but a human-occupied bomb. Since it is all electric with a claimed endurance of just 23 minutes (itself highly unlikely), the chances of running out of juice or having a battery fire are fairly high. As a survivor of several autorotation landings, I don’t want any part of it.

152
Shiplord Kirel  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:08:36pm

re: #135 freetoken

Gee… look at all the earthquakes in Oklahoma:

earthquake.usgs.gov

I wonder why?

God’s wrath for the delay in wiping out gays and Muslims.

153
Jenner7  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:09:57pm

Exclusive: Lawyers Went to Rahm Emanuel, Then Quashed the Laquan McDonald Video

Emanuel has maintained since McDonald’s death that he has never seen the dashcam video, but the emails prove the mayor knew exactly what the footage showed when city lawyers negotiated a deal that would at least delay the video’s release. Emanuel’s lawyers were offering $5 million in hush money to keep the video hidden just weeks before the runoff election.

thedailybeast.com

154
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:19:10pm

All those useless pounds gained. :(

McDonald’s monopoly was the victim of fraud between 1995-2000, $24 million in prizes went to friends and associates of the security chief of the company responsible for administrating the game.

en.m.wikipedia.org

155
Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:25:04pm

re: #122 Lidane

Please proceed:

[Embedded content]

The ferret on his head is in decline. He will see it on TV repeat and lose his shit.

156
Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:26:45pm

re: #130 The War TARDIS

Hey, is there a good USGS provided if possible, Earthquake app?

Cause I just felt another one.

didyoufeelit

157
wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:43:16pm

re: #95 The Vicious Babushka

Rage Furby is just jealous that Gawker does what he does, only more successfully, and makes money at it besides.

158
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:48:39pm

re: #150 WhatEVs

“Results Pending”

159
Khal Wimpo (coatless in Vermont)  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:54:30pm

re: #157 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Rage Furby is just jealous that Gawker does what he does, only more successfully, and makes money at it besides.

Erm. While Gawker regularly crosses lines of taste and decent behavior, I don’t think that they are as dedicatedly malicious as CCJ. And looking at the year-over-year trends in audience, I’m not sure that Gawker is really coining it all that much.

The VC money is wearing out, and they aren’t in fantastic hockey-stick “growth mode” any more. There’s a lot of digital-only content sites that are like Wile E. Coyote right about now … legs pinwheeling in empty air, hanging suspended, with a growing look of disbelief and fear on their faces.

Kinda like CCJ. Hey - can anyone tell me when the next ruling is due (I know I asked upstream, and maybe I missed something on LGF these past few weeks). Send me a link or put it as a promoted page or sumthin’.

160
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 9:58:20pm

My kind of judge…

Really hope Roy Moore is removed from the bench again for thumbing his nose at the U.S. Supreme Court and proclaiming “god” sovereign over US law, again. Maybe disbarr the dumbass this time so he can’t run for Chief Justice again. :(

161
wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:03:23pm

re: #128 Khal Schlongo

By my reckoning, there should be another decision on CCJ handed down in the next week. Usually, the first week back from the holidays has all the Federal clerks busy just stamping out mis-filings and other last-second stuff that clogged the boxes to try to make end-of-year deadlines.

I can’t quite remember (after all the holiday eggnogg & whatnot) which filings are due for Teh Smackdown Grande … can anyone here track the course of the various ways that the next few weeks are going to suck for CCJ?

1. The First Amended Complaint that got re-filed to hilarious reaction back in October
2. The leaked faked Planned Parenthood tapes
3. The anti-SLAPP motions in California

Help me out here, folks. This popcorn ain’t gonna eat itself.

In the Gawker case, the defendants (Gawker, et al.) asked for an extension to Jan 15 to reply to plaintiffs’ motion for discovery. That motion was Johnson’s lawyer’s belated realization that federal rules would allow them to delve into Gawker’s office emails, memos and policies, and depose writers and editors in an effort to show malicious intent against Rage Furby. Cali’s anti-SLAPP statute would prevent that, and the judge has not yet ruled on Gawker’s motions to dismiss, strike, or change venue.

In the NAF v. CMP case, there was a hearing Dec. 23 about Rage Furby’s attempt to hide behind Cali’s reporter’s shield law. The judge then asked all parties (not CCJ) in the case for declaration regarding three key questions he posed.

1. Did you disclose any audio or video recordings covered by the TRO on or after July 31, 2015 to Mr. Johnson and if so, what did you disclose?
2. Do you know the identity of “Patriotgeist,” and if so, who is or are he/she/they?
3. Do you have any information concerning (i) the disclosure of audio or video recordings to Mr. Johnson on or after July 31, 2015 or (ii) who “Patriotgeist” is? If your answer is yes to either or both questions, what is that information?

Declarations are due Jan. 18.

So we are still in a waiting mode.

162
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:11:41pm

Ca/eO3GUUoN2wwV8KWnhtIgTFTGNlD6sAFruWHvOmkPvYQ+wuOfEHXs/x1Y8M4Me6pmIpsnpDe6kUUgeCpia37ZlamYza4S8UGpwbOk/iCUzW1tvNtHS956tWrxw57ry8+3petqIUUlI0CQFJfvkAnNB7FYGQ7HmSRsQGBj11ag16zVVXMGkXaD0lH2BlfoecrvNbMreauyQXJPThiIO3w==

163
ausador  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:13:40pm

LMAO…

Funny how suddenly the shoe is on the other foot and Republicans are dismissing birtherism as ridiculous. ;)

164
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:14:32pm

IJWkPa1j7ukCi/2twjHV/OyCYNZOiQj65Gu8c7hKLxSbnuOjqXJuux0owkiN0C2VNa3gh723Z8XxUQQEysF6xce6dBp4wae50T50ogs68TL9l3osREwg/l4b4Kgh76hPJiiQB0t4GmKjFOYdpIz3HyBGPcNCJKQyAke6TQKVdQVsnr0SM4dK3A==

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:17:48pm

re: #93 Belafon

The NRA doesn’t allow guns at their meetings. That should tell people everything they need to know.

That’s because you couldn’t hear anything over the humping and heavy breathing.

166
SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:23:44pm

re: #147 teleskiguy

I matched one white ball on Powerball tonight. Do I win anything?

No jackpot winners tonight. I don’t think you win anything until you have at least 2 numbers (not including powerball). If you have just the powerball number, I think you get a pack of gum. I think you should get a prize for having a ticket with a bunch of games on it with absolutely no hits.

167
Charles Johnson  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:25:20pm

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retired cynic  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:33:11pm

re: #167 Charles Johnson

Charming fellows.

169
Snarknado!  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:34:10pm

re: #168 retired cynic

Charming fellows.

And oh, the cleverness and originality of his message.

170
Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 6, 2016 • 10:45:02pm

Tough internet guy haz friendz and heel sho u whoz da boss!

Nothing screams I HAVE NO LIFE AND NO REAL FRIENDS!!! like saying “my Twitter buddies”…lol! How pathetic.

I wonder if he knows of the old line “Pals are pals but buddies go to bed together”? :)

171
Le Lapin Tueur  Jan 7, 2016 • 3:43:22am

re: #100 bratwurst

This is probably my all-time favorite right wing “weather” related post on LGF. Keep in mind this was following like 3 years of Charles providing TONS of content attempting to educate people about climate change and the difference between weather and climate.

I fundamentally believe that the conflation of weather and climate is yet another aspect of the RWNJs attempt to dumb down the argument by changing definitions. If the words climate==weather become ingrained in the general populace’s lexicon, they have achieved their goal. They two are then the same. Mission accomplished. The Big Bend Mines of the world can continue to turn the atmoshepere into the equivalent of the Mesozoic period and the economy will thrive as dog intended.

Or, they are morons. Or, both. Take your choice.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  Jan 7, 2016 • 5:01:33am

Narcissism has become the defining characteristic of the right wing.

Malignant narcissism like this ginger turdball displays appeals to the 2% of the American population that identifies as white, male, early 20’s, infantile Libertarian leaning, small penis complex…..but turns off just about everyone else. Why can’t they figure this out? And does it even matter to them?


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