Circular Firing Squad: GOP the Day After Nikki Haley Attacks Trump

Set hair on fire. Run in circles. Scream. Repeat. Coherent planning? Not so much.
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While I was overjoyed to see Obama talk to America like we were actual thinking, feeling adults capable of perceiving and recognizing reality (as opposed to screaming, threatening, mocking, spewing hate - this is known as foreshadowing, BTW) …

… the really compelling thing that happened last night was the GOP response by Nikki Haley. She actually said something the GOP did was less-than-perfect and holy. That the party was appealing to the worst in people, and needed to cut it out. That “some people” were bringing out ugliness and making it seem like a winning strategy.

Lots of mouth. Small brain-case. What is this atavistic species?

Basically, she was the mouthpiece for the Establishment’s attempt to kill the Trump cancer before it metastasizes further. There appears to have been a recognition that the Trump phenomenon is serious and is not going away on its own; that the GOP is going to need to rouse itself from its continuous loop of “Fox and Friends” re-runs and fondling of Reagan paraphernalia, and actually come up with Something New.

The reaction? Mixed. Over at Red State, there’s a post entitled “I will phone bank for Hillary if Trump is nominated.” tl;dr version is that the author has a Seekrit Plan that if there is to be an apocalyptic reckoning, let the Democrats take the blame.

in a situation where two devils are my only option, where I’m certain the outcome of 4 years will be bad for the country, where I’m positive the party responsible for nominating them will be held accountable and suffer the wrath of voters for years to come… I choose to let the other party take the hit.

I will not participate in destroying my own party’s brand by helping to elect a dangerous and untrustworthy person to office and declaring him a representative of my ideological beliefs.

The commenters are basically all over the map, either rending their clothes and wondering when a savior will appear to save them from Trumpenstein, or shitting all over the other commenters because they don’t support a real He-Man like Trump who will exterminate the brown people ‘cause reasons.

Meanwhile, over at Ace of Spade, the reaction is shorter - Annoying, and Predictable: Establishment Puts Nikki Haley Up to Attack Trump Rather Than Obama. tl;dr is basically “Look what you made us do! We only love Trump because you’re not paying enough attention to meeeeeeeEEEE!”

If you delve into the comments, you will see it all summed up in: “The GOPe? Fuck ‘em.” along with “Trump is the president in waiting. the sooner everyone adjusts to that the better it will be, for them.” Along with a lot of racist, misogynistic masturbation about how they’re going to “Take Over!!1!eleventy” when Trump wins and then cleanse the country… (i.e. “Hey Hiawatha, maybe point your arrows toward the Democrats once in a while. Wait, is Haley a casino Indian or a Slurpee Indian?”

And, just in case you really want to wallow in the fetid stench of RWNJs having a full-on hategasm, over at Breitbart, there’s “Republican Party Uses State of the Union Response to Attrack Donald Trump.

Yep. Fully in the tank for The Donald. At least as long as he keeps slipping checks to them.

tl;dr version: “Don’t tell us not to scream and hate! Don’t lecture us on being destructive, right when we’re really getting warmed up in alienating everyone who isn’t a 83-year-old Imperial Grand Wizard!”

Viz: “…consistent with GOP leadership’s longstanding practice of demeaning its own voter base.”

From the comments:

“They asked Donald what he thought of that..CLASSIC Trump answer…Donald said she is verrry weak on illegals and that with all the money SHE has begged him for during her campaigns she should think twice before speaking out.

Then they asked Trump if he agreed that Haley was a “rising star in the GOP and a great VP pick”..Trump said since HE is the one leading in every poll so if she was hoping for a VP spot she was NOT off to a good start! LOL. Trump then said whoever he chooses for VP would be very strong on illegals just like him..and Haley isn’t. Nobody trumps TRUMP…woohoo. TRUMP/USA!!”

“Cuckservatives have proven ineffectual. We need hard Nationalists who put Americans and America first using conservative values without the globalism.”

“William F. Buckley was one of these people. He was a Closet Marxist-Trotskyite (Neocon) just like his good friend Irving Kristol. The persona of Buckley as Constitutional Conservative was a carefully crafted deception.”

“It’s simple. The GOPe thinks Trump will get rolled by Hillary, so they’re trying to distance themselves from him by pretending they’re the adults in the room and that Trump is a child. But what they’re doing is distancing themselves from the GOP base. They need to wake up. Bush isn’t going to get the nomination.”

“They did give up on that, the other Bush is now their new great brown skinned hope. You do know that Marco Rubio is really a bastard Bush, right? Story I heard Mamma Rubio was once a young maid at a Bush compound and one of them knocked her up.”

“Nikki Merkel Haley. And we see what the new Rapuegees in Germany do.”

“Buck mcdonald LiberatedCit • 9 hours ago
Isn’t Haley the history fighting and destroying fool ?
Stands for nothing
Just a place setting
Or place holder

Get out bitch”

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