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dell*nix  Jan 13, 2016 • 5:56:07pm

The poop flinging ape has better manners.

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Jay C  Jan 13, 2016 • 5:58:21pm

Wonder how long before The Dumbass tweets some insult about Carlos ? Any bets on whether or not the term “had-been” will feature?

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 5:58:53pm

It was good. Some of the comments (especially Hispanic) were depressing, but there was plenty of pushback: enough to make me feel better.

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m0nkeyb0y  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:08:19pm

Carlos is a national treasure who’s very existence invalidates Trump’s atavistic rhetoric. I think I’ll order his latest CD. Can anyone confirm he’ll get the max revenue from it? I am old school and consider physical media my archive copy.

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bratwurst  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:09:13pm

The good news is that I am meant to fly to the warmth of Arizona tomorrow to spend the long holiday weekend with family.

The bad news is that my health is not very good at all. As I have mentioned, I am dealing with a serious and incurable condition…that some kind of virus might be exacerbating.

Travel is my passion in life, and I want to get out of wintry Chicago and spend some days with family in the sun.

I made a similar post last year ahead of a much longer trip, and it ended up just fine. However, I am sorry to say I am a fair bit weaker now than I was then.

Guess there is nothing to do but pack and make a final decision in about 15 hours.

I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone, INCLUDING Trump.

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:10:48pm

re: #5 bratwurst

Doggone it! I hope the trip works out beautifully!

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CuriousLurker  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:11:40pm

re: #5 bratwurst

Here’s hoping all goes well. We’ll be here pulling for you. {{{bratwurst}}}

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sizzzzlerz  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:15:20pm
Compares Trump to a Poop-Flinging Ape

Oye como va!

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:18:25pm

I checked, “Creepy Ass Cracker” is from Florida, according to his twitter account.
So yes, he is technically a “Florida Man”

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:18:41pm

Best wishes Bratwurst.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:19:47pm

re: #5 bratwurst

Good luck!

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bratwurst  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:23:22pm

Thanks everyone. The thing I am reminding myself here is that the actual dealing with the airport and getting on the plane and flying part is really going to be the most stressful aspect of the whole trip. Once I am there it will be mostly about sitting in the sun. I am going about preparing tonight like I will definitely go, then decide late tomorrow morning.

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:24:21pm

re: #12 bratwurst

Just ask for help!

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:25:06pm
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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:25:53pm

re: #12 bratwurst

I recommend you request, without any regret, assistance the whole way through the airport. They will get you there with zero stress. Go online now.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:26:19pm

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:26:33pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

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So…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:27:57pm

re: #12 bratwurst

Thanks everyone. The thing I am reminding myself here is that the actual dealing with the airport and getting on the plane and flying part is really going to be the most stressful aspect of the whole trip. Once I am there it will be mostly about sitting in the sun. I am going about preparing tonight like I will definitely go, then decide late tomorrow morning.

It’s too late to help for this one, but have you looked into TSA PreCheck and things like pre-boarding? I don’t know what the criteria is for pre-boarding, but that would cut back on the standing in line while you wait for everyone else to put their luggage in the overhead compartment, and PreCheck makes the security line a lot better - plus no need to remove shoes/laptop/light jacket.

I am hoping everything turns out well.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:27:57pm

re: #15 Stanley Sea Toujours

I recommend you request, without any regret, assistance the whole way through the airport. They will get you there with zero stress. Go online now.

This. And you’ll go to the special security line with hardly any waiting at all. Don’t hesitate to request a wheelchair or the cart that beeps. :)

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:30:42pm

Yep, it works.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:31:41pm

re: #19 GlutenFreeJesus

This. And you’ll go to the special security line with hardly any waiting at all. Don’t hesitate to request a wheelchair or the cart that beeps. :)

I struggled through the airports my trip over Christmas. Sweat dripping from my delicate brow.

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Teukka  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:32:05pm

re: #20 Charles Johnson

Yep, it works.

And thank you, Sir, have occasionally found the need for fine print.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:34:54pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:36:00pm

Oh I’m sure the RWNJs will label Santana as one of Obamas useful idiot immigrants.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:36:28pm

I’m off to sleep.
niterz lizardz!

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:40:58pm
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HappyWarrior  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:42:43pm

re: #9 FormerDirtDart

I checked, “Creepy Ass Cracker” is from Florida, according to his twitter account.
So yes, he is technically a “Florida Man”

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Hahaha man they are just so eager to cannibalize each other. Man what a pathetic party.

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TedStriker  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:42:50pm

re: #26 Kragar

They’re just going to get crates full of them now.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:51:04pm

re: #12 bratwurst

Thanks everyone. The thing I am reminding myself here is that the actual dealing with the airport and getting on the plane and flying part is really going to be the most stressful aspect of the whole trip. Once I am there it will be mostly about sitting in the sun. I am going about preparing tonight like I will definitely go, then decide late tomorrow morning.

Is there no better mode than flying—Don’t know the distances and costs, but no luxury bus, etc?

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:53:38pm

Back to this again, sad.

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William Lewis  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:55:16pm

re: #29 Decatur Deb

Is there no better mode than flying—Don’t know the distances and costs, but no luxury bus, etc?

Amtrak?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:57:18pm

re: #31 William Lewis

Amtrak?

Don’t know where Brat is. Amtrak is pretty unreliable and expensive off the NE Corridor. Sucks here.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:58:18pm
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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:58:31pm

re: #28 TedStriker

There just going to get crates full of them now.

That would be antagonistic after being asked to refrain.

Buttplugs.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 6:59:26pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

Don’t know where Brat is. Amtrak is pretty unreliable and expensive off the NE Corridor. Sucks here.

Well, the first comment references going from Chicago to AZ.

Depending on where in AZ, there is an Amtrak line that runs from Chicago to LA. However, it is going to be somewhat expensive and chew up a lot of time (my guess is close to 2 days) one way.

Bus would be cheaper but that’s still an awful lot of time.

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:01:23pm

re: #35 klys (maker of Silmarils)

A long trip might be even harder when you’re not feeling well. Maybe flying is best.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:02:17pm

re: #36 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

A long trip might be even harder when you’re not feeling well. Maybe flying is best.

Yeah I am thinking shorter time wins the day in most cases.

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:02:33pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:06:02pm

re: #38 teleskiguy

Alfred Hitchcock catching snowflakes during a sleigh ride with his grandchildren, 1960

Or, are they screaming for help as their sleigh careens out of control with the horse, that should be pulling the sleigh, chases behind them?

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gocart mozart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:06:37pm

re: #14 FormerDirtDart

I found a veign of pure crazy.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:06:55pm

Any bets on who gets the most hyperbolic about Iran at the debate tomorrow? We already know they are all going to talk about national humiliation and cowardice from the White House. We saw the talking points being trial ballooned today already…

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:07:07pm

Yeah, yeah, that’s my story. And I’m sticking to it.

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Reality Based Steve  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:07:18pm

Carlos has more class and talent in 1 finger than the entire GOP has in toto. I was listening to Abraxas today at work, still one of my all time favorites.

The only good thing to come out of the GOP response has been the circular firing squad they have managed to form. I’m really looking forward to the debate tomorrow night. I think the knives are going to start flashing, the ones that barely made it onto the main stage are going to have to make some kind of a mark, and everybody (with the probably exception of Trump) will be underplaying their expected chances in Iowa, so that they can claim momentum when it’s all tallied.

RBS

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:07:27pm

re: #31 William Lewis

Amtrak?

Amtrak is a dream. No routes out here & if you get the route it’s expensive as hell.

I saw this today on my blog scrolling:

La Compagnie airlines. A boutique airline, who knew? Paris & London, under 2K!!! Prob 1 way, but.

Imagine
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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:08:52pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

I found a veign of pure crazy. [Embedded content]

I’ve missed which part of the constitution the Unified United States Common Law Grand Jury is part of. I also missed when we started observing common law.

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Reality Based Steve  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:10:50pm

re: #45 Belafon

I’ve missed which part of the constitution the Unified United States Common Law Grand Jury is part of. I also missed when we started observing common law.

Ah, that’s the beauty of it, since it’s “Common Law” (which is based on “Natural Law”) it’s not written, it simply exists because of, well, because Stuff. Shut up your face.

RBS+

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:13:05pm
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bratwurst  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:13:34pm

Yes, this is Chicago to Arizona…makes for a LONG trip. Spending that long on a bus or train is less appealing than flying, even eliminating the hassle of the airport.

I already had this planned to hit O’Hare during a bit of a mid afternoon lull. I am weak, but unless there is some kind of crazy situation there requiring me to stand in line too long I should be ok. I even have a guest pass for the recently upgraded United lounge.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:14:38pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

I found a veign of pure crazy. [Embedded content]

Yup. And for their numbers Sovereigns have proven quite willing to fire a gun in a cop’s face. They might be the N’est of the RWNJs.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:15:01pm

re: #44 Stanley Sea Toujours

Amtrak is a dream. No routes out here & if you get the route it’s expensive as hell.

I saw this today on my blog scrolling:

La Compagnie airlines. A boutique airline, who knew? Paris & London, under 2K!!!

[Embedded content]

just played with their website. If I got to Newark, my flight to London wd be quite reasonable under 2K.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:16:27pm

re: #50 Stanley Sea Toujours

just played with their website. If I got to Newark, my flight to London wd be quite reasonable under 2K.

hahaha I’m in a dream state. Apologies.

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Reality Based Steve  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:16:29pm

re: #48 bratwurst

Yes, this is Chicago to Arizona…makes for a LONG trip. Spending that long on a bus or train is less appealing than flying, even eliminating the hassle of the airport.

I already had this planned to hit O’Hare during a bit of a mid afternoon lull. I am weak, but unless there is some kind of crazy situation there requiring me to stand in line too long I should be ok. I even have a guest pass for the recently upgraded United lounge.

Get the assistance. Traveling is stressful enough, why put an additional burden on yourself that might just ruin your trip? Put your pride in your hip pocket and let them shuttle you around like a freaking rock star.

RBS

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No Country For Old Haters  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:17:14pm

re: #41 ausador

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:18:48pm

re: #48 bratwurst

Yes, this is Chicago to Arizona…makes for a LONG trip. Spending that long on a bus or train is less appealing than flying, even eliminating the hassle of the airport.

I already had this planned to hit O’Hare during a bit of a mid afternoon lull. I am weak, but unless there is some kind of crazy situation there requiring me to stand in line too long I should be ok. I even have a guest pass for the recently upgraded United lounge.

Ooo, those are nice.

Don’t be afraid to ask for assistance if you need it. It sounds like (if you’re flying United) you should be able to ask for pre-boarding when you check in, if you’d like to try and cut out that particular opportunity to be stuck standing in a line.

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gocart mozart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:19:25pm

re: #45 Belafon

I’ve missed which part of the constitution the Unified United States Common Law Grand Jury is part of. I also missed when we started observing common law.

It’s toward the back on invisible ink but you have to take shrooms to see it.

Court’s have always followed common law (Judicial precedent is common law) but he is confused about what that means.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:19:30pm

re: #48 bratwurst

Yes, this is Chicago to Arizona…makes for a LONG trip. Spending that long on a bus or train is less appealing than flying, even eliminating the hassle of the airport.

I already had this planned to hit O’Hare during a bit of a mid afternoon lull. I am weak, but unless there is some kind of crazy situation there requiring me to stand in line too long I should be ok. I even have a guest pass for the recently upgraded United lounge.

Just chiming in to say ASK FOR ASSISTANCE. That’s what it’s there for.
And have a wonderful trip.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:22:48pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

I found a veign of pure crazy. [Embedded content]

I’m literate. I’m reasonably intelligent. And yet, I cannot make sense of that*. Maybe my son-in-law the attorney could help.

*To be honest, I can’t even read a full sentence without my eyes just starting to skim over the words without getting any content. It’s almost as though someone who didn’t actually speak English tried to construct a legal document by using words from actual legal documents.

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Great White Snark  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:24:07pm

re: #5 bratwurst

Family is what gets us through. Good luck.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:24:21pm

re: #57 calochortus

I’m literate. I’m reasonably intelligent. And yet, I cannot make sense of that*. Maybe my son-in-law the attorney could help.

*To be honest, I can’t even read a full sentence without my eyes just starting to skim over the words without getting any content. It’s almost as though someone who didn’t actually speak English tried to construct a legal document by using words from actual legal documents.

If it makes sense, contact your local mental health clinic.

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MomSense  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:28:13pm

re: #48 bratwurst

Please ask for assistance. Your family will be able to enjoy you more if you arrive tired but not exhausted and stressed. I hope you have a wonderful time.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:28:53pm

re: #42 FormerDirtDart

Yeah, yeah, that’s my story. And I’m sticking to it.

[Embedded content]

I keep wondering if Kim Davis realized how out of place she looked? Did she plan to look “down home patriotic” or did she just pull the nicest outfit she had out of the closet?
I mean, I don’t have anything appropriate to wear to the SOTU either, but I think I’d make/buy myself something that wouldn’t make me stand out (and not in a good way.)

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Reality Based Steve  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:29:27pm

re: #57 calochortus

I’m literate. I’m reasonably intelligent. And yet, I cannot make sense of that*. Maybe my son-in-law the attorney could help.

*To be honest, I can’t even read a full sentence without my eyes just starting to skim over the words without getting any content. It’s almost as though someone who didn’t actually speak English tried to construct a legal document by using words from actual legal documents.

A lawyer friend of mine says that you’re closer to the truth than you might expect. He’s had to deal with a few who were busy filing liens on everything and everything based on nothing. And don’t ever ask one about “Admiralty Court”.

RBS

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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:29:41pm

re: #55 gocart mozart

Court’s have always followed common law (Judicial precedent is common law) but he is confused about what that means.

I was thinking of his version of common law, the law of the common man, the clay of the west.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:30:40pm

Played a YT instrumental as part of a joking thread conversation this PM. The next piece YT kicked up was this—Rock as it was meant to be rocked.

John Fogerty and Duane Eddy

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:30:54pm

TREASON

“We have a longstanding practice of allowing community groups to use county facilities,” said Harney County commissioner Steven Grasty. “But we unfortunately now find ourselves in a place where the county must deny those facilities to any group that is supportive of, associated with, or on the behalf of the militants at the refuge.”

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worldknot  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:31:23pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

I found a veign of pure crazy.

Please tell me that was untimely filed. It would make life easier.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:33:26pm

There should be a word for when you are binge watching episodes of a show and then pause at the last couple because you don’t want it to be over.

Hesibinge?

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:36:50pm

re: #62 Reality Based Steve

A lawyer friend of mine says that you’re closer to the truth than you might expect. He’s had to deal with a few who were busy filing liens on everything and everything based on nothing. And don’t ever ask one about “Admiralty Court”.

RBS

Your flag has a fringe, therefore this court has no jurisdiction over me!!!
/

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Feline Fearless Leader  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:37:24pm

re: #45 Belafon

I’ve missed which part of the constitution the Unified United States Common Law Grand Jury is part of. I also missed when we started observing common law.

It’s the part about “things as they traditionally were” and thus didn’t need to be written down. You know, stuff like white male dominance, weregild, and all the good trappings that were about before the Normans invaded the proud Anglo-Saxon homeland and all you needed was a good burh to help keep the Danes out.

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gocart mozart  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:40:06pm

re: #57 calochortus

I’m literate. I’m reasonably intelligent. And yet, I cannot make sense of that*. Maybe my son-in-law the attorney could help.

Try your other son-in-law the psychiatrist.

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:40:08pm
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EPR-radar  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:42:50pm

re: #62 Reality Based Steve

A lawyer friend of mine says that you’re closer to the truth than you might expect. He’s had to deal with a few who were busy filing liens on everything and everything based on nothing. And don’t ever ask one about “Admiralty Court”.

RBS

But admiralty law has such interesting bits of trivia, like how proper service can be accomplished by attaching a warrant to the mast of a ship.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:43:13pm

re: #62 Reality Based Steve

re: #68 ausador

Ausador beat me to it.
While in general I think fibers, including fringe, should get more attention, I’m not sure I want passementerie to affect legal standing.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:44:43pm

Trump having sound problems tonight…

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Reality Based Steve  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:51:24pm

re: #72 EPR-radar

But admiralty law has such interesting bits of trivia, like how proper service can be accomplished by attaching a warrant to the mast of a ship.

Yes… and how a ship can be arrested and held. Goes back to the days of sail, when that might be the only real asset available if a debt needed to be paid.

I’ve spent the last 2 minutes carefully researching, and found that we are all under Martial Law declared by Abe Lincoln, that our citizenship has been sold as collateral for loans from the NWO, and if you spell your name in ALL CAPS something something FREEDOM something.

The problem is that it’s easy to laugh at these people, but while they make up a very small piece of the pie, they are probably the most heavily armed and most likely to get involved in a shooting situation among the various RWNJs.

I’ve met one or two, think they were just dabbling at the edge, and walked away thinking to myself “I’ll see them on Americas Most Wanted” sometime in the future.

RBS

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:55:52pm

re: #75 Reality Based Steve

Yes… and how a ship can be arrested and held. Goes back to the days of sail, when that might be the only real asset available if a debt needed to be paid.

I’ve spent the last 2 minutes carefully researching, and found that we are all under Martial Law declared by Abe Lincoln, that our citizenship has been sold as collateral for loans from the NWO, and if you spell your name in ALL CAPS something something FREEDOM something.

The problem is that it’s easy to laugh at these people, but while they make up a very small piece of the pie, they are probably the most heavily armed and most likely to get involved in a shooting situation among the various RWNJs.

I’ve met one or two, think they were just dabbling at the edge, and walked away thinking to myself “I’ll see them on Americas Most Wanted” sometime in the future.

RBS

There are a couple varieties of them, depending on which motel-room legal seminars they attended. A local town is rife with SCs—the nut who held the kid in the buried bunker was one of them.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:57:17pm

re: #40 gocart mozart

National Liberty Alliance, perchance?

Typical weapons-grade derp, along with touting every libertarian trope (gold coin, seeds, colloidial server, etc.)

And boy do they like those Old English Fonts used on some obscure legal phrase like it’s supposed give it some sekrit powerful magick.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:58:18pm

re: #76 Decatur Deb

There are a couple varieties of them, depending on which motel-room legal seminars they attended. A local town is rife with SCs—the nut who held the kid in the buried bunker was one of them.

Sounds like an interesting neighborhood you have there.

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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 7:59:33pm

re: #77 Eric The Fruit Bat

National Liberty Alliance, perchance?

Typical weapons-grade derp, along with touting every libertarian trope (gold coin, seeds, colloidial server, etc.)

And boy do they like those Old English Fonts used on some obscure legal phrase like it’s supposed give it some sekrit powerful magick.

They’re trying to make the print sound British, and we all know how much more respected something is when it’s said with a British accent.

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Brian J.  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:00:24pm

And the $1,586,400,000 numbers are 4, 8, 19, 27, 34, 10 red.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:04:19pm

re: #80 Brian J.

And the $1,586,400,000 numbers are 4, 8, 19, 27, 34, 10 red.

No idea where mr. klys has stashed the ticket so at the moment we are Schrodwinners.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:04:31pm
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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:04:32pm

Two of my tickets matched one white ball.

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bratwurst  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:07:40pm

No matches on either of my tickets here, but I will consider it a moral victory if someone else wins tonight and we don’t have to endure 3 more days of “lotto journalism”.

I always feel like the day after Thanksgiving when your local TV station sends someone to the mall for the black Friday scoop is a low point in American journalism, but this has been easily as bad.

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:08:13pm
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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:09:21pm

re: #80 Brian J.

And the $1,586,400,000 numbers are 4, 8, 19, 27, 34, 10 red.

I bought three sets, and managed to not match a SINGLE NUMBER! I think I should win something.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:09:47pm

re: #78 calochortus

Sounds like an interesting neighborhood you have there.

We’ve learned to back off when we’re following a hand-lettered license plate.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:09:57pm

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:10:02pm

I WON

…absolutely nothing.

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bratwurst  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:10:29pm

Ugh…

(this is a UN regional representative in the city)

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:10:48pm

re: #88 allegro

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

Walk in with $2 in your hand and say ‘Gimme a Powerball.’

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:11:15pm

re: #88 allegro

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

My favorite way to do this is the machine at the grocery store, but it only takes exact change and I rarely have cash on me.

mr. klys likes to drop the occasional dollar that direction and, as this is not our retirement plan and only happens after those saving obligations are met, I don’t tell him no.

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:12:00pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:13:11pm

I’m gonna wait it out-it’ll take a few hours to find out if there are any winners and then to identify where the winning tickets were sold (the seller of the winning ticket gets a good chunk of change, too.)

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:13:14pm

re: #91 retired cynic

Walk in with $2 in your hand and say ‘Gimme a Powerball.’

Really? Don’t ya have to pick numbers or something?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:13:45pm

re: #95 allegro

Really? Don’t ya have to pick numbers or something?

You can if you want to. Or you can let the computer do it for you.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:14:49pm

re: #95 allegro

Really? Don’t ya have to pick numbers or something?

In FL you can, but the machine will also do it for you. There is some arcane reason the machine is actually supposed to be “better”.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:15:00pm

re: #88 allegro

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

Yeah, I’ve never bought one either and that’s part of my reason too. The other parts are that I don’t enjoy gambling, and I understand the odds. As I said the other night, I do have “my” numbers (30, 31, 32, etc.) and I’ve never missed out on a jackpot big enough for the winning numbers to be reported on the news.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:16:04pm

re: #96 klys (maker of Silmarils)

re: #97 Decatur Deb

Again, LGF contributes to the downfall of an innocent.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:16:36pm
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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:16:56pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

In FL you can, but the machine will also do it for you. There is some arcane reason the machine is actually supposed to be “better”.

The machine is better because most people have a tendency to pick numbers that cluster, and that means you could pick the same numbers as other people, which means you would share the winnings.

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:17:19pm
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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:17:25pm

re: #88 allegro

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

I didn’t buy one this time either, mostly for the same reason.

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mr.fusion  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:18:33pm

Carlos Santana — as if I needed another reason to love this man

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No Depression  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:18:36pm

Remember that guy who shot up the movie theater in Louisiana? Turns out he was an admirer of Dylann Roof and Golden Dawn. But that’s not the most disturbing thing about him:

Houser had a long history of erratic behavior in the Georgia and Alabama communities where he lived before drifting to Lafayette, a city where his uncle had lived decades earlier.

In 2008, a Georgia judge ordered him detained for a mental evaluation after relatives claimed he was a danger to himself and others. But that judge did not have him involuntarily committed, which could explain how he passed a federal background check in 2014. He legally bought the .40-caliber handgun he used in the shooting from a pawn shop in Phenix City, Alabama, where he became estranged from his family, lost his businesses and faced eviction from his home.

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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:18:37pm

re: #88 allegro

Confession: I have never bought a lottery ticket. I might be tempted to buy one except for the fact that I don’t know how and one of my personal issues is that I intensely dislike appearing to be a moron.

“Powerball, quick pick, cash option.”

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:19:00pm

re: #103 jaunte

I didn’t buy one this time either, mostly for the same reason.

We buy one ticket every time we visit Florida—so we can move to Florida.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:19:07pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:20:57pm

re: #108 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Unless he was up to something he hasn’t told me, we are no longer Schrodwinners.

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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:21:12pm

There’s an attack going on in Jakarta.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:21:30pm

re: #101 Belafon

The machine is better because most people have a tendency to pick numbers that cluster, and that means you could pick the same numbers as other people, which means you would share the winnings.

But, if you pick your own numbers you can avoid that. For example, one of your numbers should be over 31 because so many people play birthdates, and they are less likely to pick a run of consecutive numbers because they seem somehow less likely than “random” ones. Hence “my” numbers that I have never actually used.
(I also like to annoy people who ask me to pick a number from 1 to 10 by picking 1 or 10, but that’s just me.)

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:21:49pm
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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:22:36pm

re: #111 calochortus

But, if you pick your own numbers you can avoid that. For example, one of your numbers should be over 31 because so many people play birthdates, and they are less likely to pick a run of consecutive numbers because they seem somehow less likely than “random” ones. Hence “my” numbers that I have never actually used.
(I also like to annoy people who ask me to pick a number from 1 to 10 by picking 1 or 10, but that’s just me.)

The computer picked both 1 and 10 for me tonight. No help for the wicked!

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teleskiguy  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:23:20pm
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jaunte  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:23:43pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:24:11pm

“…Speaking to OPB Wednesday, Fry identified his personal religious affiliation as Messianic Judaism. Pressed about his online comments, he said he doesn’t hate Jewish people, but wants to distinguish between “fake Jews and real Jews.”

Fry has since deleted all of the posts, and said they were part of a “bad joke.”…”

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Decatur Deb  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:26:14pm

re: #116 FormerDirtDart

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He can perfect his standup routine on talent night in the federal can.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:28:22pm

Anyway, off to dinner.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:28:31pm

re: #112 teleskiguy

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Now see there’s another reason I have never bought a lottery ticket. I honestly wouldn’t want to win one due to the seriously high hassle quotient. While I could pretty easily and quickly spend maybe 100k, I dunno what I would do with any more than that. Managing a major charity fund would be like a, yanno, job and I really like being retired. I quite enjoy my life just as it is and I never reproduced so…

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Belafon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:30:26pm

re: #111 calochortus

But, if you pick your own numbers you can avoid that. For example, one of your numbers should be over 31 because so many people play birthdates, and they are less likely to pick a run of consecutive numbers because they seem somehow less likely than “random” ones. Hence “my” numbers that I have never actually used.
(I also like to annoy people who ask me to pick a number from 1 to 10 by picking 1 or 10, but that’s just me.)

You’re right, but, like I said, most people tend to cluster. They don’t even understand random properly. I liked the comment in this comic: sufficientlyremarkable.com:

“People have an inherently narrow view of the world, and an even works perception of randomness. Tell these riders to arrange themselves randomly in the car, and they’re likely to spread themselves out evenly, even though randomness allows for some of them to clump together.”

As for the pick a random number, I’ve told my kids the same thing, as well as answer 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 if they are told to pick five random numbers, or 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 if they have to be different.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:30:35pm
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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:31:27pm
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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:31:35pm

re: #119 allegro

There is much in what you say. Past a few 10s of millions, it would be something of a burden to deal with it. On the other hand, I think most of us have ‘pet’ causes that could benefit mightily from some of that money.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:33:31pm

re: #108 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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I have an aunt & a cousin by divorced husband removed in Chino Hills.

I was always good to them…….

lol

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Alyosha  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:34:03pm

re: #123 calochortus

After the rough year they’ve had, it’d be awesome if the winner was a Planned Parenthood supporter.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:35:14pm

re: #120 Belafon

Mr. C. does native plant restoration (among other things) and he is always complaining that you can always tell when people plant things. There’s always a pattern. I point out that if the plants survive and spread like they’re supposed to the pattern will disappear on its own.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:35:43pm

re: #123 calochortus

There is much in what you say. Past a few 10s of millions, it would be something of a burden to deal with it. On the other hand, I think most of us have ‘pet’ causes that could benefit mightily from some of that money.

Those pet causes, I think, would fast become really annoying relatives camped in the living room after a big lottery win.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:36:38pm

California lottery machines seem to have been kicking out winners

Now 5 of 6 could mean: 5 regular numbers, a $1million payout; or 4 regular & the PB, for I think $50K

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:37:00pm

re: #127 allegro

Those pet causes, I think, would fast become really annoying relatives camped in the living room after a big lottery win.

Lucky for me, I have a small family… And oh yeah, I don’t buy lottery tickets.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:40:18pm

Sounds like they are looking for a bomb at the opera house and also across the bay where the ferry starts. Must have gotten a credible threat or tip.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:41:42pm

I just checked, I got 3 and the Powerball as a consolation prize…

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WhatEVs  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:42:05pm

re: #128 FormerDirtDart

California lottery machines seem to have been kicking out winners

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Now 5 of 6 could mean: 5 regular numbers, a $1million payout; or 4 regular & the PB, for I think $50K

Double if you do the Power Play.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:42:49pm

re: #132 WhatEVs

Double if you do the Power Play.

California doesn’t have Power Play, but they pay out on a parimutuel basis.

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ipsos  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:43:42pm

re: #133 Joe Bacon

California doesn’t have Power Play, but they pay out on a paramutual basis.

I know it’s actually spelled “parimutuel.”

I have absolutely no friggin’ idea why.

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WhatEVs  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:43:50pm

re: #131 Joe Bacon

I just checked, I got 3 and the Powerball as a consolation prize…

That should be worth something in the triple digits. Better than a slap in the face! Congrats!

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:44:50pm

re: #132 WhatEVs

Double if you do the Power Play.

The $1Mil for 5 numbers doesn’t multiply with PP, but the 4 + PB does

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:44:58pm

re: #134 ipsos

I know it’s actually spelled “parimutuel.”

I have absolutely no friggin’ idea why.

Damn spellcheck kept changing it…

The California Lottery initiative that was passed in 1984 mandates parimutuel payouts on Lotto.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:46:03pm

re: #127 allegro

Those pet causes, I think, would fast become really annoying relatives camped in the living room after a big lottery win.

I would set up generous income trusts for my immediate family and then tell them not to ever talk to me about money again under any circumstances.

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Great White Snark  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:46:06pm
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Snarknado!  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:49:02pm

re: #123 calochortus

There is much in what you say. Past a few 10s of millions, it would be something of a burden to deal with it. On the other hand, I think most of us have ‘pet’ causes that could benefit mightily from some of that money.

And after you exhaust the pet causes, give the rest to some already existing foundation(s) that you like, e. g. Bill Gates or Doris Duke (you can see I’ve carefully considered what to do with my eventual winnings :)

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:49:18pm

re: #131 Joe Bacon

That’s $100, payable anywhere Lotto tickets are sold.

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WhatEVs  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:50:46pm

re: #137 Joe Bacon

Damn spellcheck kept changing it…

The California Lottery initiative that was passed in 1984 mandates parimutuel payouts on Lotto.

What’s the difference in how payouts are handled?

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:51:31pm

re: #142 WhatEVs

What’s the difference in how payouts are handled?

The explanation is on the California Lottery webpage which is SWAMPED right now!

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:52:12pm

re: #141 Eric The Fruit Bat

That’s $100, payable anywhere Lotto tickets are sold.

Not bad for 5 shots at the jackpot…

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:53:12pm

Also remember, the full $1.5Bil is payed out in yearly installments for 30 years.
Lump sum payout is a significantly lower number.
Then there’s the taxes

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:53:14pm

re: #140 Snarknado!

And after you exhaust the pet causes, give the rest to some already existing foundation(s) that you like, e. g. Bill Gates or Doris Duke (you can see I’ve carefully considered what to do with my eventual winnings :)

It’s always good to be prepared.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:54:35pm

re: #145 FormerDirtDart

Also remember, the full $1.5Bil is payed out in yearly installments for 30 years.
Lump sum payout is a significantly lower number.
Then there’s the taxes

Yes and the California winner doesn’t have to pay any State income tax—that was in the Lottery initiative.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:54:50pm

re: #143 Joe Bacon

The explanation is on the California Lottery webpage which is SWAMPED right now!

Eh, I’ll walk in and run my ticket under the scanner tomorrow and check it.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:55:23pm

re: #147 Joe Bacon

Yes and the California winner doesn’t have to pay any State income tax—that was in the Lottery initiative.

I wouldn’t pay any state tax either, Florida

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:56:37pm

re: #138 ausador

I would set up generous income trusts for my immediate family and then tell them not to ever talk to me about money again under any circumstances.

I wasn’t referring to actual family. I was thinking in terms of pet causes, some of which turn into major PITA-I-wish-I’d-never-given-you-any-money-because-now-you-are-making-me-crazy things. Being harassed daily after making a donation has caused me to feel real negatively about a few organizations.

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whitebeach  Jan 13, 2016 • 8:57:22pm

My only lottery story: Back when the NY million-dollar lottery was a big deal and big money, I met a guy who had won it. Nicknamed Lucky, even before the win. He was a boozer and degenerate gambler who needed just over a year to piss away his entire lump-sum payout. Lucky or not? Before you decide, consider that a few months later he had a major heart attack while driving on the BQE. But the driver behind him, who had noticed his erratic driving before he pulled over and collapsed, was a cardiologist who stopped and saved his life.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:00:13pm

re: #150 allegro

I wasn’t referring to actual family. I was thinking in terms of pet causes, some of which turn into major PITA-I-wish-I’d-never-given-you-any-money-because-now-you-are-making-me-crazy things. Being harassed daily after making a donation has caused me to feel real negatively about a few organizations.

The NRA was like that back when I was a member so I understand.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:03:53pm
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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:05:17pm

re: #151 whitebeach

I was born on a Friday the 13th. Always figured that was a sign that it would be unwise to depend on luck for anything.

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:07:03pm

re: #151 whitebeach

When I was in college I dated a guy who won $20 million in the lottery a couple decades after I knew him. And no, it wouldn’t have been worth $20 million to be married to him. Not that he was a bad guy or anything, just not someone I wanted to spend my life with.

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Tigger2  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:08:38pm

re: #153 FormerDirtDart

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The Justice Dept needs to investigate all of them.

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Great White Snark  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:16:58pm

re: #147 Joe Bacon

Yes and the California winner doesn’t have to pay any State income tax—that was in the Lottery initiative.

Sales taxes may help. Property taxes. Incomes taxes on investment gains. In the end, estate taxes.

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Brian J.  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:18:20pm

re: #120 Belafon

You’re right, but, like I said, most people tend to cluster. They don’t even understand random properly. I liked the comment in this comic: sufficientlyremarkable.com:

“People have an inherently narrow view of the world, and an even works perception of randomness. Tell these riders to arrange themselves randomly in the car, and they’re likely to spread themselves out evenly, even though randomness allows for some of them to clump together.”

As for the pick a random number, I’ve told my kids the same thing, as well as answer 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 if they are told to pick five random numbers, or 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 if they have to be different.

“That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”

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calochortus  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:18:21pm

Good night, all. Hasta mañana.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:26:39pm

re: #159 calochortus

Good night, all. Hasta mañana.

Me too. As always, thanks LGF for the best read of the day.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:26:47pm

150+ people out shooting around Burns over the weekend, what could go wrong? Seriously guys is this really the best time for this?

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Tigger2  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:29:34pm

re: #161 ausador

150+ people out shooting around Burns over the weekend, what could go wrong? Seriously guys is this really the best time for this?

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Maybe it’s just a cover for something else. half///

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:33:59pm

re: #161 ausador

FFS. Forgetting the idiocy of lunatics with guns, the indiscriminate slaughter of coyotes or any native (relative) predator is just fucking stupid and counter productive.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:37:09pm

The Powerball winner supposedly announced it on instagram

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:40:20pm

re: #164 Kragar

Hmm…why don’t I quite believe him?

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:45:21pm

re: #163 allegro

FFS. Forgetting the idiocy of lunatics with guns, the indiscriminate slaughter of coyotes or any native (relative) predator is just fucking stupid and counter productive.

Ranchers and predators just never seem to be able to coexist. Even by Yellowstone where the feds pay for any lost livestock the ranchers would still rather shoot the wolves. :(

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:46:55pm

Starbucks in Jakarta…

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:50:52pm

re: #164 Kragar

The Powerball winner supposedly announced it on instagram

They’re too stupid to have that money. They should give it to me. I have a MotoGP team to start, and that winter house in Colorado ain’t gonna buy itself.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:55:44pm

Now, two-legged coyotes, OTOH…. alsohalf///

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WhatEVs  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:55:48pm

re: #168 Pawn of the Oppressor

They’re too stupid to have that money. They should give it to me. I have a MotoGP team to start, and that winter house in Colorado ain’t gonna buy itself.

That’s a good way to get killed. I can’t imagine it’s real. If so, yikes. I give him six months before someone’s held him hostage.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:58:10pm
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Poligeek  Jan 13, 2016 • 9:58:48pm

If you look at the ticket picture of the guy who supposedly won, pay close attention to the ‘08’ - the 8 definitely looks askew vs. the rest of the printing. Also the 19 looks a bit blurry and makes me wonder if that’s the real # on that ticket.

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Amory Blaine  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:00:06pm

GOP bill would allow guns on school grounds, classroom buildings

Those with concealed weapons permits could carry guns on school grounds — and in some cases in school buildings — under a bill a Republican leader hopes to get through the Legislature in the next two months.

Senate President Mary Lazich (R-New Berlin) said the measure is intended to make sure weapons permit holders aren’t inadvertently committing crimes when they drop their kids off at school.

“I don’t want to see that happen to well-intentioned law-abiding people,” she said.

Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett said the proposal would make the state more dangerous.

“This is insane,” Barrett said. “Isn’t there anybody in the majority party that wants to get serious about gun violence?”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:05:22pm

And how exactly will anyone be able to tell the difference between a legally-carrying permit holder and someone just carrying a gun because they want to?

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VegasGolfer  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:11:05pm

Micheal Steele really pimping for Trump now. He must be getting a good size fee for that. He is even using the term “closing the deal” on being president.

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:14:15pm

i just can’t even

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:15:30pm

re: #176 The Vicious Babushka

i just can’t even

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He ought to be locked up for OUR safety. Sheesh!

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:16:23pm

They were released within hours.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:20:07pm

So a transformer here blew a couple of hours ago taking out the power for a number of hours. In the upper 40s temp wise so okay for us mammals who can snuggle into our warm blankied bed together, and Blossom the cockatoo who could, if it got REALLY cold, snuggle under the covers as well (as long as I don’t go to sleep too hard and squish her). But there’s Mo Betta whose aquarium heater is now off who I fear will become a sad little fish-cicle if we don’t get power back soonish. It’s not like I can put a fishie sweater on him. I worry. I love that fish.

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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:20:15pm

re: #64 Decatur Deb

Played a YT instrumental as part of a joking thread conversation this PM. The next piece YT kicked up was this—Rock as it was meant to be rocked.

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Duane Eddy along side someone playing an alto sax on the same stage; surely they performed “Rebel Rouser.”

All that was missing from that clip was a fork lift.
(obscure 1950’s TV performance reference)

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:21:01pm

re: #179 allegro

Wrap stuff around his bowl to hold heat?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:23:06pm

re: #181 retired cynic

Wrap stuff around his bowl to hold heat?

Ziploc bags full of water warmed on the grill.

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retired cynic  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:25:08pm

They are pretty tough. You might want to treat for fungus after this is over, though.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:25:10pm

re: #179 allegro

Do you have a gas stove? If so, mebbe heat up some water and place it near his tank?

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:31:06pm

re: #179 allegro

I used couch cushions and pillows to make an insulated box around my tank in Anchorage once.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:31:24pm
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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:32:00pm

re: #181 retired cynic

Wrap stuff around his bowl to hold heat?

It’s a 4 gallon acrylic aquarium so I hope the water temp won’t zoom down too quickly. I kinda think wrapping a blanket around the aquarium won’t help much, unless it was an electric blanket which I don’t have. And it wouldn’t work anyways cuz no electrcity duh. (the duh is for me cuz I was actually berating myself for not having one for such an occasion LOL)

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:36:04pm

re: #186 ausador

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He’s a yuuuuge fan of honor killing.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:36:29pm

Ohhh wow, you guys rock. I can use my stove (propane - RV life has some advantages) to heat water to double bag in zip-locks to surround the aquarium and then wrap with a blankie. Thanks!

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gwangung  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:37:31pm

re: #186 ausador

Yup. Only weaklings bluster like Trump. He can’t speak softly. He can’t even handle a small stick.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:39:36pm

re: #186 ausador

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:41:04pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:42:14pm

re: #189 allegro

Ohhh wow, you guys rock. I can use my stove (propane - RV life has some advantages) to heat water to double bag in zip-locks to surround the aquarium and then wrap with a blankie. Thanks!

Even just foam layers will help - the water’s not going to lose heat fast with some insulation. But hot water can be stuck between it and the insulation and that will really slow the heat loss down.

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Targetpractice  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:42:36pm

re: #186 ausador

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You know, listening to the wingnuts bitch about this video, that only conclusion I can draw is that their outrage stems from there being no pictures of the sailors being forced into a naked pyramid.

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:43:55pm

re: #194 Targetpractice

You know, listening to the wingnuts bitch about this video, that only conclusion I can draw is that their outrage stems from there being no pictures of the sailors being forced into a naked pyramid.

There are also those wingnuts upset the sailors did not die fighting the heathen Iranians.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:44:51pm

Not perfect but good enough…

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:48:11pm

re: #195 Kragar

There are also those wingnuts upset the sailors did not die fighting the heathen Iranians.

The whole committing an act of war thing doesn’t seem to bother them. They’ll probably want another wartime tax cut ala Bush to go along with the hostilities.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 13, 2016 • 10:49:44pm

re: #192 Kragar

This is what Trump wants to bring to America.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:00:00pm

re: #193 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Even just foam layers will help - the water’s not going to lose heat fast with some insulation. But hot water can be stuck between it and the insulation and that will really slow the heat loss down.

Got water heating now. In the dark. Got a couple of thick towels to wrap around and a pillow for the top to keep heat from escaping the opening. Hope I don’t cook or suffocate the guy now. LOL

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:03:35pm

re: #199 allegro

Got water heating now. In the dark. Got a couple of thick towels to wrap around and a pillow for the top to keep heat from escaping the opening. Hope I don’t cook or suffocate the guy now. LOL

Water is a fantastic insulator and therefore a lousy conductor. Just don’t overheat the water (as long as you can touch it, I would think it’s fine) and don’t add it directly to the tank. It should be fine overnight with that, and you can repeat in the morning if necessary.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:06:16pm

Cute…and very clean too I guess.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:07:05pm

Aaaand Blossom is letting me know that she is freezing and dying a horrible death - cockatoos are masterful drama queens. She will be joining us (me and 2 dogs) under the covers soon and I will be getting little sleep, I can tell.

So worth it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:18:38pm

re: #175 VegasGolfer

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Micheal Steele really pimping for Trump now. He must be getting a good size fee for that. He is even using the term “closing the deal” on being president.

GOP made a major mistake firing him as NC chairman in the first place. Compounding one mistake on another.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:27:08pm

Gotta be 30 replies “Not Tanks, APCs!”
LOL…

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William Lewis  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:28:09pm

re: #202 allegro

Aaaand Blossom is letting me know that she is freezing and dying a horrible death - cockatoos are masterful drama queens. She will be joining us (me and 2 dogs) under the covers soon and I will be getting little sleep, I can tell.

So worth it.

All that’s missing is a feline overlord :) have a good night.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:31:27pm

re: #205 William Lewis

All that’s missing is a feline overlord :) have a good night.

Cats are excellent heaters. Safe with my dogs but I think no match for the cockatoo. Blossom would freak a cat out. LOL

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:35:07pm

Our media hot on the trail of a very important story…

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:41:19pm

re: #207 ausador

Sooo… the hell? Those folks are congregating at the store that sold the winning ticket cuz why? Even if one of them was the winner I think a convenience store doesn’t have a billion $ in the register.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:42:25pm

re: #207 ausador

Our media hot on the trail of a very important story…

Scene outside Chino Hills convenient store that sold at least one of the winning Powerball ticket

Being a billionaire means not having to concern yourself with the difference between a noun (convenience) and an adjective (convenient)

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unproven innocence  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:44:26pm

re: #179 allegro

So a transformer here blew a couple of hours ago taking out the power for a number of hours. In the upper 40s temp wise so okay for us mammals who can snuggle into our warm blankied bed together, and Blossom the cockatoo who could, if it got REALLY cold, snuggle under the covers as well (as long as I don’t go to sleep too hard and squish her). But there’s Mo Betta whose aquarium heater is now off who I fear will become a sad little fish-cicle if we don’t get power back soonish. It’s not like I can put a fishie sweater on him. I worry. I love that fish.

If you have a candle to spare, placing it a foot or so below the tank might help. If you want it closer, try using aluminum foil (or a baking tin) as a heat spreader.

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:53:14pm

So looks like a three way split at least now…

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Kragar  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:53:49pm

While broadcasting from the refuge on Wednesday, Santilli said that Grasty had turned his granddaughter into a “prostitute.”

“That judge was prostituting his granddaughter for political purposes,” he opined. “I’m going to call it for what it is. If it were my granddaughter, I would not treat her like a prostitute like he did.”

According to Santilli, opponents of Bundy’s militants were a “bunch of effing communists” because they had allowed the girl to express her fear in public.

“What he did with his granddaughter is disgusting,” he continued. “It’s called prostitution, okay? Except you gave it up for free… She’s a young girl, she did just a masterful dramatic performance.”

“The only reason that anyone needs to be fearful about what’s going on around here are the corrupt bastards like her grandfather. He needs to be fearful because we’re going to investigate and we’re going to bring some justice to a judge.”

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:55:12pm

re: #211 ausador

Confirmed by the Powerball website.

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:55:26pm

re: #212 Kragar

As with Donald Trump, given them enough space and the inner-thug surely comes out.

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allegro  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:55:35pm

Can I tell you how weird it feels to have a cockatoo try to burrow into your arm pit? She’s also determined to snuggle in between me and Buddy, the chihua-bull, whose tail she tries to bite on a nearly daily basis. He’s not really going for it. LOLre: #211 ausador

So looks like a three way split at least now…

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Awww that’s such a bummer. Only a third of 1.5 billion $ each.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:55:52pm

re: #208 allegro

Sooo… the hell? Those folks are congregating at the store that sold the winning ticket cuz why? Even if one of them was the winner I think a convenience store doesn’t have a billion $ in the register.

I swear it looks like it’s all news media.

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:58:38pm

I did not buy a Powerball ticket.

I was tempted, as all flesh is weak.

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freetoken  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:59:13pm

BTW, the Santana Facebook post is now coming up as no longer available. Did FB pull it?

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ausador  Jan 13, 2016 • 11:59:44pm

re: #208 allegro

Sooo… the hell? Those folks are congregating at the store that sold the winning ticket cuz why? Even if one of them was the winner I think a convenience store doesn’t have a billion $ in the register.

Those are reporters getting out this very important info…

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:00:09am

re: #218 freetoken

BTW, the Santana Facebook post is now coming up as no longer available. Did FB pull it?

I assume that Donald Trump phoned him and talked some sense into him…

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:00:51am

re: #220 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I assume that Donald Trump phoned him and talked some sense into him…

“Him” meaning the founder of Facebook?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:00:52am

re: #219 ausador

It was all God.

And angels.

No joke. (mr. klys showed me the SFGate article with the interview.)

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allegro  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:03:11am

re: #216 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I swear it looks like it’s all news media.

Dunno if I’m too old or just too naive, but seriously? Like there really aren’t any other news stories when your newspaper is bleeding $?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:04:09am

re: #221 freetoken

“Him” meaning the founder of Facebook?

him or Carlos personally

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:04:47am

re: #223 allegro

Dunno if I’m too old or just too naive, but seriously? Like there really aren’t any other news stories when your newspaper is bleeding $?

Just trying to keep up with the big boys, telling Americans what they want to know.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:05:34am

Here’s the top of Santana’s timeline, from 9 hours ago:

To one and all we sing Let there be peace on earth

Posted by Carlos Santana on Wednesday, January 13, 2016
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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:07:30am

re: #223 allegro

Dunno if I’m too old or just too naive, but seriously? Like there really aren’t any other news stories when your newspaper is bleeding $?

Check if out for yourself… hard to believe ain’t it?

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allegro  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:08:17am

re: #225 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Just trying to keep up with the big boys, telling Americans what they want to know.

Well all I wanted to know was how to keep my fish warm on a cold night when the power has gone out. LGF came thru again!

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allegro  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:16:30am

Someone needs to lay a joint on me before I throttle a cockatoo and a chihua-bull who are determined to start thermonuclear war under the flannel sheets.

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Single-handed sailor  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:26:49am

re: #229 allegro

I’d share one but unfortunately I bought 3 lotto tickets*, instead of 2 lotto tickets and a lighter. My lighter died just before the lotto results, out of 18 completely different numbers on 3 tickets I didn’t match one!

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allegro  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:34:12am

re: #230 Single-handed sailor

I’d share one but unfortunately I bought 3 lotto tickets*, instead of 2 lotto tickets and a lighter. My lighter died just before the lotto results, out of 18 completely different numbers on 3 tickets I didn’t match one!

I’m so sorry. :( I’d feel much more sympathy for your plight, really, if my tit wasn’t situated between a cockatoo beak and dog tooths, both seriously ready to chomp.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:40:02am

Cruz has started to zero in on Trump’s weak spot: a lot of fundamentalists look on him as someone who has made his fortunes from gambling, booze and whoremongering.

From newsmax:

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz ramped up his attacks against GOP rival Donald Trump on Tuesday, accusing the billionaire businessman of having “New York values” and questioning his foreign policy credentials.

oh yeah, and your foreign policy credentials are substandard…

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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:41:57am

The Breitbrats are out of their minds, but we knew that already, right?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 12:44:51am

re: #233 ausador

There is no getting over the knee-jerk reactions to images of US sailors “submitting to Islam”.

They should be quarantined upon return to the US to keep the disease from spreading…

/

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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 1:11:25am

On election eve Donald announces he is the yuuuggest troll ever and calls his supporters idiots for believing any of the outrageous garbage he told them.
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goddamnedfrank  Jan 14, 2016 • 1:26:37am

re: #232 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Cruz has started to zero in on Trump’s weak spot: a lot of fundamentalists look on him as someone who has made his fortunes from gambling, booze and whoremongering.

From newsmax:

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz ramped up his attacks against GOP rival Donald Trump on Tuesday, accusing the billionaire businessman of having “New York values” and questioning his foreign policy credentials.

oh yeah, and your foreign policy credentials are substandard…

“New York” Values is an old code for “Jewish” values. Cruz isn’t going to get very far with this line of attack if only because Trump has already cornered the market on the crypto nazi / white nationalist supporters.

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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 1:32:57am

Have to see, won’t we…

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:08:23am

re: #236 goddamnedfrank

“New York” Values is an old code for “Jewish” values. Cruz isn’t going to get very far with this line of attack if only because Trump has already cornered the market on the crypto nazi / white nationalist supporters.

But Cruz still has a lot more appeal to the Middle American, Bible-Belt fundies who look askance at Trump’s obvious lack of religiosity.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:15:44am

re: #235 ausador

On election eve Donald announces he is the yuuuggest troll ever and calls his supporters idiots for believing any of the outrageous garbage he told them.
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That would seem to be very unlikely, yet it’s also the most optimistic explanation. The less optimistic is that he’s driven by arrogance, revenge, opportunism and an accurate read of the American spirit.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:18:25am

re: #238 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

But Cruz still has a lot more appeal to the Middle American, Bible-Belt fundies who look askance at Trump’s obvious lack of religiosity.

Fortunately, Cruz is pretty repellent at the molecular level. If he had Paul Newman looks and Jimmy Stewart demeanor, we would be in a world of hurt.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:19:19am

re: #239 Decatur Deb

That would seem to be very unlikely, yet it’s also the most optimistic explanation. The less optimistic is that he’s driven by arrogance, revenge, opportunism and an accurate read of the American spirit.

He knows how many Americans feel totally alienated from modern politics and are fed up with politicians.

He knows that a lot of Americans have little or no idea how government really functions, about checks and balances and the compromises necessary to govern a large nation.

He knows that a lot of Americans seem to actively enjoy reacting at a gut level to unverified information as long as that information corresponds to their preconceived notions and reinforces their sense of group identity.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:22:40am

re: #230 Single-handed sailor

I’d share one but unfortunately I bought 3 lotto tickets*, instead of 2 lotto tickets and a lighter. My lighter died just before the lotto results, out of 18 completely different numbers on 3 tickets I didn’t match one!

That makes you very lucky, in an Amish sort of way.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:23:46am

re: #241 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

He knows how many Americans feel totally alienated from modern politics and are fed up with politicians.

He knows that a lot of Americans have little or no idea how government really functions, about checks and balances and the compromises necessary to govern a large nation.

He knows that a lot of Americans seem to actively enjoy reacting at a gut level to unverified information as long as that information corresponds to their preconceived notions and reinforces their sense of group identity.

Yup, all of that. We better hope he’s wrong about the percentages.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:26:24am

re: #243 Decatur Deb

Yup, all of that. We better hope he’s wrong about the percentages.

That group will always make up a large but vocal minority. I cannot imagine it ever exceeding 40% of the total electorate, though.

I hope,

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Dave In Austin  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:34:33am

Morning all. PowerBall is at $10M. Be sure to run out and buy tickets.
Please send all your old and used dildos to the Burns, OR zip code. General delivery. They will find their way home from there.

And Morning Joe is still a dick.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 3:34:39am

re: #244 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

That group will always make up a large but vocal minority. I cannot imagine it ever exceeding 40% of the total electorate, though.

I hope,

Five percent ‘ud be nicer.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:05:44am

re: #246 Decatur Deb

Five percent ‘ud be nicer.

There was always between 10-25% of the voting populace who fell under that, but I feat that number is steadily growing.

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Jay C  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:19:46am

re: #233 ausador

The Breitbrats are out of their minds, but we knew that already, right?

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Considering the source, it scarcely seems worth commenting on, but one would think that if the Iranians really wanted to gin up a “crisis” over those sailors’ incursion, they would have done a better job of it? Sheesh, not even a proper perp walk!

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:28:06am

Bah, got all my tax documents but can’t file because H&R Block’s free-file thing doesn’t open up until tomorrow and the IRS isn’t going to start processing returns until the 19th.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:29:48am

re: #249 Timothy Watson

Bah, got all my tax documents but can’t file because H&R Block’s free-file thing doesn’t open up until tomorrow and the IRS isn’t going to start processing returns until the 19th.

show off…

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:42:45am

I am on a mission from God today, to find a cheap dishwarsher that isn’t a Kenmore.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:47:06am

So I had ten tickets for the Powerball, and didn’t hit a single number on any of the tickets. Shouldn’t I get a pity prize for that?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:47:59am

re: #252 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

So I had ten tickets for the Powerball, and didn’t hit a single number on any of the tickets. Shouldn’t I get a pity prize for that?

A pity-da-fool prize?

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:48:34am

AP headline writer doing their best to admit uncomfortable truth:

No Clear Motive Seen in Louisiana Theater Shooter’s Journal

No “clear” motive, eh?

That’s not the same thing as not having a motive.

Let’s see what the body of the AP article includes:

[…] but the drifter’s own words portray him as a mentally unstable man filled with hatred for his country and for people who didn’t share his views.

John Russell Houser described the U.S. as a “filth farm” filled with “soft targets” in his hand-written, 40-page journal, which police released Wednesday along with nearly 600 pages of investigative reports.

“If you have not stood against filth, you are now a soft target,” the 59-year-old wrote.

[…]

Houser also railed against women, gays and blacks and wrote about several presidential candidates, including Donald Trump. Elsewhere, he thanked a man accused of killing nine people inside a South Carolina church on June 17 for giving him a “wake up call.” Houser described the shooting suspect, Dylann Roof, as “green but good.”

[…]

“Comments posted in his own writing revealed his ideals and that he had battled his local government and had a hatred for the United States Government. Houser’s interests also included ‘Golden Dawn’ which is a Greek organization with neo-Nazi beliefs,’” one report stated.

[…]

Maybe the AP headline writer could have mentioned just one of those?

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:51:36am

re: #253 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

A pity-da-fool prize?

Just proved my own narrative about why I don’t play the lottery.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:52:34am

I didn’t win a damn thing this time around.
Thanks, Obama.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 14, 2016 • 4:56:20am

re: #254 freetoken

That would have required them look at what happened and to take the time to write something that actually informs people of what happened and possibly, why. The news media forgot how to do that some time ago.

Mindless drivel is all they are good at now, landfill for the mind.

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:00:54am

re: #252 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

It’s just opium for the masses.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:04:49am

re: #257 Odie Hugh Manatee

That would have required them look at what happened and to take the time to write something that actually informs people of what happened and possibly, why. The news media forgot how to do that some time ago.

Mindless drivel is all they are good at now, landfill for the mind.

They are also carefully avoiding the flood of recriminating hate mail as well as threats of boycott or even outright violence that would accompany any assertion that this person might be a Right Wing domestic terrorist.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:05:59am

Cryptic phrases, ‘Trainwreck’ mentions, more revealed in Lafayette theater shooter’s journal, motel photos

[…]

Houser, who had been drifting since his eviction in 2014 from his Alabama home, suffered for decades from mental health problems, including manic depression and bipolar disorder, and his extreme views had been made known through online posts over the years, praising white supremacist David Duke and Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh.


His journal paints a clear picture of a sexist, homophobic, racist who feared America’s culture was crumbling around him.

[…]

[…] Houser wrote. “The US is the enemy of good, of God.”

[…]

“Had Dylan [sic] Roof reached political maturity he would have seen the word is not n****r, but liberal. But thank you for the wake up call Dylann,” Houser wrote.

[…]

One line down, he wrote “Yusuf” and then “very fine,” possibly a reference to Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez, who killed four U.S. servicemen and mortally wounded a fifth when he opened fire at two military sites in Chattanooga, Tenn., less than two weeks before Houser’s shooting.

[…]

The first line, just under the title “Random Thoughts,” is “America is a filth farm.”


He goes on to list his favorite movies, songs and bands, followed by another list entitled “Lies of the century.”


Among them: “women are on average equal to men (mentally or physically),” “blacks are on average mentally equally to whites,” “God is not good,” and “America is not close to economic collapse.”


Under the heading “America is in the business of,” Houser lists “making whores and prostitutes of girls and women,” “making sexual deviants (homosexuals) of normal people,” and “censoring people who love what is moral.”

[…]

Houser also references political figures, including Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump.


Of Trump, Houser declared, “I am not his biggest fan,” and he had written earlier in the journal that the “surprise that Trump (or anyone else) could take control of this foolish nation is no surprise to me. Stupidity rains [sic].”

And though Houser rails against liberals, he has few kind words for the conservative Fox News network.


He counted the statement “Fox news is conservative” among his “Lies of the century” and wrote that Fox “is as guilty as all other networks, but has a different assignment: to weaken the strong.”

Lafayette theater shooter’s Journal

Houser sounds like the masses on the hate websites.

And don’t think his occasional criticisms of Fox as somehow making Houser different than the hate right. As I noted yesterday, Michelle Malkin laments at how Fox is not conservative enough.

What the AP headline writer and many others in this country do now want to publicly accept is that America has a real problem of violent right wing, usually racist, fanatics, clinging to their guns and other weapons, and lashing out in the most violent of ways.

These are the American terrorists, that tonight’s GOP “debate” I expect to avoid wholly.

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:08:33am

Random thoughts:

I am not what happened to me. I am what I chose to be.

I manufacture my own misery.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:11:20am

Here, read for yourself. There’s a lot more in there than a few stories are printing:

Scribd Document

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:11:46am

re: #261 Kent Dorfman

Random thoughts:

I am not what happened to me. I am what I chose to be.

I manufacture my own misery.

Random thoughts:

Barbara Stanwyck makes me nervous

I like cold chicken burritos

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:13:47am
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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:14:28am
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Joe Bacon  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:16:40am

Well, I just checked the California Lottery page.

3 numbers + Powerball = $129.

I’ll cash it in when I’m on my way home from work. And I’ll kick myself because I was one number off from matching 4 + Powerball…

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:16:57am

re: #264 Not a Sparkly Vampire

He was a great villain. Too young.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:18:46am

Reading Houser’s notebook is like reading FreeRepublic.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:19:07am

re: #254 freetoken

AP headline writer doing their best to admit uncomfortable truth:

No Clear Motive Seen in Louisiana Theater Shooter’s Journal

No “clear” motive, eh?

That’s not the same thing as not having a motive.

Let’s see what the body of the AP article includes:

Maybe the AP headline writer could have mentioned just one of those?

If the AP writer had done that, he would have actually been a reporter. That’s not allowed by his AP bosses. He has to stick to those Republican Party talking points…

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:19:44am

Has UpChuck had anything to say about the Cruz birther stuff?

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:21:58am

I have a new favorite GIF thanks to someone in the comments of TPM:
Image: confused_lion_king.gif

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Joe Bacon  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:24:51am

re: #270 Timothy Watson

Has UpChuck had anything to say about the Cruz birther stuff?

I’m just waiting for a pair of judges to butt-bongo Ginger Snapped!

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:24:52am

re: #254 freetoken

AP headline writer doing their best to admit uncomfortable truth:

No Clear Motive Seen in Louisiana Theater Shooter’s Journal

No “clear” motive, eh?

That’s not the same thing as not having a motive.

Let’s see what the body of the AP article includes:

Maybe the AP headline writer could have mentioned just one of those?

It’s a headline. I don’t think you can do much beyond “LA Movie Shooter’s Writings Show Extreme Anti-social Feelings”. IOW, no clear agenda.

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No Country For Old Haters  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:26:16am

re: #264 Not a Sparkly Vampire

Another cool Brit, dead at 69.
So far 2016 has sucked.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:28:19am

Page 30 of the Scribd scans is his advice for what can be done now that Trump is “leapfrogging”.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:34:49am

re: #268 freetoken

Reading Houser’s notebook is like reading FreeRepublic.

We can use Freep as an example because they are on the high end of RWNJ coherence. They and the more bizarre groups trailing them are a reservoir of unrealized violence. Every once in a while one of them kicks out of orbit into real violence.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:36:43am
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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:37:46am

re: #263 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Random thoughts:

Barbara Stanwyck makes me nervous

I like cold chicken burritos

She is disturbing.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:47:42am
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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:49:35am

So, the articles claim that Houser stated that Trump is not his favorite.

But let’s look at that statement in context. See page 39 of the Scribd doc:

5:23 H. Clinton’s statement
carried less because of the
truth (or awareness of it)
exposed by Trump (and I
am not his biggest fan.)

“Not” being underlined. But the point of his paragraph is clear, as are most of his paragraphs. Houser bought into the anti-Hillary propaganda that Trump and the hate-right love to pedal.

But even that paragraph is out of context so let’s go back one more page:

Just as the election of
Reagan brought about
immediate changes in international
negotiations, so it will be if
Trump is elected. The hostage
will come home immediately.

“Immediate” is underlined.

This paragraph is a regurgitation of the Trump campaign slogan.

The rest of that page is rather ominous as the writing foretells his own coming notoriety.

The last paragraph on page 38:

Surely you can recognize that
there are not enough metal
detectors, bullet proof glass,
etc. to stop truth, or
at least that it must
be openly debated.
“overreaching” is the start of
slavery.

“Openly” is underlined.

Yes, this really does sound like FreeRepublic, or Breitbart, or Daily Caller, …

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:50:21am

re: #280 freetoken

So, the articles claim that Houser stated that Trump is not his favorite.

But let’s look at that statement in context. See page 39 of the Scribd doc:

“Not” being underlined. But the point of his paragraph is clear, as are most of his paragraphs. Houser bought into the anti-Hillary propaganda that Trump and the hate-right love to pedal.

But even that paragraph is out of context so let’s go back one more page:

“Immediate” is underlined.

This paragraph is a regurgitation of the Trump campaign slogan.

The rest of that page is rather ominous as the writing foretells his own coming notoriety.

The last paragraph on page 38:

“Openly” is underlined.

Yes, this really does sound like FreeRepublic, or Breitbart, or Daily Caller, …

MOTIVE UNCLEAR!11ajkosgf

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:58:16am

what?

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:58:45am

re: #3 retired cynic

It was good. Some of the comments (especially Hispanic) were depressing, but there was plenty of pushback: enough to make me feel better.

The Obama administration is on some type of deportation kick which is negatively impacting Latino families so I can understand if some Latinos are a bit salty about him. However, I hope they understand that it is the Republicans who refuse to even entertain any discussion about immigration reform which would stop or lessen those deportations. Plus, Republicans have challenged the Dream Act and other immigration executive actions by the President.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 14, 2016 • 5:59:49am

re: #266 Joe Bacon

Well, I just checked the California Lottery page.

3 numbers + Powerball = $129.

I’ll cash it in when I’m on my way home from work. And I’ll kick myself because I was one number off from matching 4 + Powerball…

That’s not bad. At least you won something.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:00:27am

Now, this is going too far!

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:01:24am

re: #282 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Paul Ryan on Twitter: “The Federal Reserve has given us liberal-style, trickle down…

what?

It’s a nursery rhyme. The words aren’t supposed to make sense.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:01:46am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

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Now, this is going too far!

More for me.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:03:01am

re: #219 ausador

Those are reporters getting out this very important info…

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That dude looks pretty happy. How much of a cut does he get for selling the ticket, I wonder?

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:03:03am

re: #283 Patricia Kayden

The Obama administration is on some type of deportation kick which is negatively impacting Latino families so I can understand if some Latinos are a bit salty about him. However, I hope they understand that it is the Republicans who refuse to even entertain any discussion about immigration reform which would stop or lessen those deportations. Plus, Republicans have challenged the Dream Act and other immigration executive actions by the President.

Obama has deported more than the previous admin (iirc). His stance has always been to enforce the law, whether it be federal marijuana laws or immigration.

People seem to overlook this.

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:03:29am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

A moment on your lips, a lifetime one you hips. But yes, more for me. Wally World sells pretty damn good knockoffs.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:05:34am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Embedded Image

Now, this is going too far!

www.Y’all.com?

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:05:38am

re: #229 allegro

Someone needs to lay a joint on me before I throttle a cockatoo and a chihua-bull who are determined to start thermonuclear war under the flannel sheets.

Something to consider for the future - maybe a heating pad. They sell them for pretty cheap at any CVS.

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Bubblehead II  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:07:30am

Whelp this is an instant block. I own firearms, but this guy takes the term fetish to a whole new level.

Firearm Pictures
@FirearmsPics follows you

Nothing but guns <—————- And he isn’t kidding

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:08:10am

re: #288 makeitstop

That dude looks pretty happy. How much of a cut does he get for selling the ticket, I wonder?

The stores usually get a nice kickback for selling winning tickets, but I don’t know if a clerk would get anything.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:09:23am

re: #291 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

www.Y’all.com?

webpage no available

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Bubblehead II  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:09:25am

re: #292 makeitstop

Something to consider for the future - maybe a heating pad. They sell them for pretty cheap at any CVS.

Transformer blew up so she is without power.

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:11:35am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Embedded Image

Now, this is going too far!

The American Life League, crazy as ever, also another of those Virginia exports I wish we could get rid of.

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Belafon  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:11:48am

re: #290 Kent Dorfman

A moment on your lips, a lifetime one you hips. But yes, more for me. Wally World sells pretty damn good knockoffs.

After responding to the tornadoes here in the DFW area, the CERT team I’m part of got together to discuss what additional equipment we needed. Someone suggested an Easy Bake Oven. I said the one that made Girl Scout Cookies, which everyone enthusiastically agreed with.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:14:01am

re: #295 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

webpage no available

not a page, must a play on all.com, the guys boycotting GS cookies over Planned Parenthood

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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:14:11am

re: #264 Not a Sparkly Vampire

Actor Alan Rickman Dies

:(

This is my favorite Alan Rickman role (with support from Mos Def):

Something the Lord Made (2004)
A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.

imdb.com

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:14:26am

re: #297 Timothy Watson

The American Life League, crazy as ever, also another of those Virginia exports I wish we could get rid of.

They sound nice….

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lawhawk  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:18:09am

re: #282 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:19:49am

re: #293 Bubblehead II

Whelp this is an instant block. I own firearms, but this guy takes the term fetish to a whole new level.

Firearm Pictures
@FirearmsPics follows you

Nothing but guns <—————- And he isn’t kidding

Most look like some kid’s Transformers fantasy. I’d consider owning 3 of the old ones.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:21:15am

re: #300 BeenHereAwhile

This is my favorite Alan Rickman role (with support from Mos Def):

Something the Lord Made (2004)
A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.

imdb.com

Something the Lord Made is such an underrated but powerful movie. I recommend it whenever possible to friends. Mos Def did a great job as an unrecognized African American genius.

Sorry to hear of Mr. Rickman’s passing. He’s done so many good films.

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lawhawk  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:21:58am

So, another great from entertainment has passed away. Alan Rickman dead of cancer at 69.

Fuck cancer.

Rickman’s career was varied and his roles are legendary in Hollywood. He was one of the all time great villains as Hans Gruber in Die Hard (Mr. Tagaki will not be joining us for the rest of his life). He also played Severus Snape in the Harry Potter series, which cast him as a bad guy through most of the series, until his redemption at the very end.

His effect on his fellow cast and crew, to say nothing of his fans, was tremendous.

Fuck cancer.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:23:16am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Embedded Image

Now, this is going too far!

I need to make sure to support the Girl Scouts’ cookie sale drive then. Rightwingers need to understand that everyone doesn’t share their hatred of Planned Parenthood.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:23:29am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

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Now, this is going too far!

This is why I’m going to buy a case of those cookies. The Cult of the Fetus can fuck off!

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:24:41am

I’ll eat some Samoas. Just out of solidarity, you understand.

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Kent Dorfman  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:25:01am
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lawhawk  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:25:22am

re: #300 BeenHereAwhile

And he voiced Marvin the Paranoid Android in Hitchhikers Guide - opposite Mos Def.

marvin compilation The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

For the Harry Potter fans:

The Best Moments Ever of Severus Snape !

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:27:12am

re: #265 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

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Hans Gruber is still my favorite movie bad guy of all time.

I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie, but I understand he was pretty good in those, too. RIP

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:30:10am

re: #301 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

They sound nice….

Yep, according to them contraception will kill you. And here’s some more crazy from them:

Disney boycotts

In March 1995, the American Life League boycotted the then-owners of Miramax, the Walt Disney Company over the film Priest, in which a Roman Catholic priest deals with a variety of issues including his own homosexuality. Subsequently, ALL charged that Disney had concealed subliminal sexual messages in the animated films The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, and Aladdin. Disney denied all claims made by American Life League.[15] Snopes states the ALL claims about both Aladdin[16] and The Little Mermaid[17] are false. However, their claim about The Lion King is listed by the site as “undetermined”.[18]

en.wikipedia.org

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darthstar  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:30:10am
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Archangelus  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:31:01am

Rickman was brilliant in pretty much everything he was in as far as i’m concerned.

Galaxy Quest is a regular favorite of mine and my family…

Galaxy Quest (1/9) Movie CLIP - How Did I Come to This? (1999) HD

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Franklin  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:32:40am

re: #300 BeenHereAwhile

This is my favorite Alan Rickman role (with support from Mos Def):

Something the Lord Made (2004)
A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.

imdb.com

Thanks, just added that to my HBO Go queue.

The wife watched A Little Chaos last week and really enjoyed it.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:33:31am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Embedded Image

Now, this is going too far!

Yeah, good luck with that. GS cookies transcend politics.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:35:17am

re: #296 Bubblehead II

Transformer blew up so she is without power.

Right. Duh. That comment was pre-second cup, so I disavow responsibility.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:37:19am

re: #316 makeitstop

Yeah, good luck with that. GS cookies transcend politics.

PP = dead baby parts

that is as much a RW article of faith as “Benghazi!”

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Franklin  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:38:00am

Amazing how life works sometimes, googled Mos Def to see if he had any comments on Alan Rickmans passing. This was the first result:

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Le Lapin Tueur  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:39:35am

re: #282 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

what?

As I noted previously, this is argle-bargle extreme.

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Franklin  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:39:54am

re: #319 Franklin

Wow, weird typo…Amazon = Amazing.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:40:48am

When I saw the photo of Carlos Santana, my heart sank thinking we lost yet another musician. Phfew.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:41:31am

re: #302 lawhawk

The Federal Reserve is responsible for the Zimbabwe Hyperinflation!!11 we are experiencing today.

/

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:44:23am

re: #323 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Audit The Zimbabwe!!

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Snarknado!  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:46:21am

re: #285 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Now I have to buy Girl Scout cookies. Just for solidarity…

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:46:24am

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good going!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:50:03am

re: #306 Patricia Kayden

I need to make sure to support the Girl Scouts’ cookie sale drive then. Rightwingers need to understand that everyone doesn’t share their hatred of Planned Parenthood.

I buy 4 boxes from a few girls each year. I donate all to the troops. Parents email me and I send checks -easy peasy and I don’t have the temptation in my house!

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:51:42am
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lawhawk  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:52:52am

Also passing away today: David Margulies, who is best known for playing the Mayor of NYC in Ghostbusters.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:52:53am

re: #314 Archangelus

Rickman was brilliant in pretty much everything he was in as far as i’m concerned.

Galaxy Quest is a regular favorite of mine and my family…

[Embedded content]

I forgot Galaxy Quest! Hans Gruber is still how I remember him —one of the best bad guys evah!

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:54:41am

Anyone watch CNN this morning? It appears they are very persistent and desperate to turn the Iran/US Navy non-situation into a “controversy” claiming that our sailors were “humiliated”.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:55:01am

re: #314 Archangelus

Rickman was brilliant in pretty much everything he was in as far as i’m concerned.

Galaxy Quest is a regular favorite of mine and my family…

[Embedded content]

Video

By Grabthar’s Hammer!

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:55:19am

My friends on Facebook seem pretty amazed at the fact that I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:55:32am

re: #330 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

I forgot Galaxy Quest! Hans Gruber is still how I remember him —one of the best bad guys evah!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:55:58am
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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:56:21am

re: #333 makeitstop

My friends on Facebook seem pretty amazed at the fact that I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie.

I’ve never seen any either. And I’ve never seen any of the Lord of Rings as well.

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:57:17am

re: #333 makeitstop

My friends on Facebook seem pretty amazed at the fact that I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie.

Neither have I.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:57:38am

re: #336 Dr. Matt

I’ve never seen any either. And I’ve never seen any of the Lord of Rings as well.

Now that you mention it, neither have I. What is wrong with us? /

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:57:47am

re: #336 Dr. Matt

I’ve never seen any either. And I’ve never seen any of the Lord of Rings as well.

Now that’s just wrong.
/Wrong.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:58:47am

re: #282 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Is that their admission that “trickle-down” is bonk-headed bullshit?

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Bubblehead II  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:59:23am

bbiaw

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:59:52am

re: #340 Jebediah, RBG

Is that their admission that “trickle-down” is bonk-headed bullshit?

Probably more of an indication that they’ve come up with a shiny new name for it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 6:59:59am

re: #338 makeitstop

Now that you mention it, neither have I. What is wrong with us? /

I have never seen a Die Hard movie. Or a Fast and Furious.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:00:37am

re: #338 makeitstop

Now that you mention it, neither have I. What is wrong with us? /

And I’ll raise you Avatar, Frozen, and The Lion King.

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:01:36am

re: #335 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

When Did the Right to Life Become the Right to Terrorize?

sign if you wish …

Signed.

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Alyosha  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:01:42am

re: #340 Jebediah, RBG

Surely a Democratic scheme…
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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:02:24am
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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:02:38am
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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:02:48am

I’ve seen Die Hard I-III and the LOTR films (extended edition, 11 boring hours of my life I’ll never get back), but none of the Harry Potter films (haven’t read the books either).

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:03:49am

re: #336 Dr. Matt

I’ve never seen any either. And I’ve never seen any of the Lord of Rings as well.

Honestly, the audio version of Harry Potter is the best way to intake the story. The narrator won grammys and numerous other awards for the work. He had to perform something like 134 distinct voices.

I actually paid full price for the audio cassettes as it wasn’t originally available on audible. Do not regret one cent of it.

Excellent story.

iirc, they are now audible.

Interesting that Listening Library, the original audio book company created for the blind, bought the rights for the audio version of Harry Potter on whim and it brought them back into the market.

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:04:09am

re: #347 Not a Sparkly Vampire

US Air Force won’t retire A-10 Warthog amid Islamic State fight

Good!
/Stupid Air Force

A family member’s wingnut friend was ranting and raving about TEH EVIL OBAMA TRYING TO GET RID OF THE A-10!!1!

Because, you know, the Air Force hasn’t been trying to kill the thing since its inception.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:04:26am

re: #343 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I have never seen a Die Hard movie. Or a Fast and Furious.

oh, there is something wrong with you.

Fast and Furious —really?

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:05:04am

re: #349 Timothy Watson

I’ve seen Die Hard I-III and the LOTR films (extended edition, 11 boring hours of my life I’ll never get back), but none of the Harry Potter films (haven’t read the books either).

LOTR was boring to you?

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:05:05am

re: #349 Timothy Watson

I’ve seen Die Hard I-III and the LOTR films (extended edition, 11 boring hours of my life I’ll never get back), but none of the Harry Potter films (haven’t read the books either).

Read the first Harry Potter and found it pretty decent but was never inspired to read further. Have seen most of the films but am not inspired to watch any of them again.

LOTR, however, is an Xmas tradition with me and my kids, and now includes the whole Hobbit trilogy.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:05:58am

re: #343 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I have never seen a Die Hard movie. Or a Fast and Furious.

I have seen one of the F&F franchise as a result of being in a hotel room somewhere in Maine where there was literally nothing else to do after a gig.

Die Hard I is it for me.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:07:28am

re: #352 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

oh, there is something wrong with you.

Fast and Furious —really?

I have never been big into cop movies or those sort of blow-stuff-up adventure movies. Love anything historical, occasional science-fiction/fantasy stuff (if it is pseudo or alternative historical) but no bad ass mofos jumping and shooting.

For that, I loved Hot Fuzz, which, as I gather, refs almost all those movies.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:07:33am
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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:07:38am

re: #344 Dr. Matt

And I’ll raise you Avatar, Frozen, and The Lion King.

Ditto on all three.

This ought to cement my rep as a movie apostate - zero Marvel or DC films.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:08:34am

re: #344 Dr. Matt

And I’ll raise you Avatar, Frozen, and The Lion King.

Only watched those because my kids were into them. Ditto with any Star Wars prequel.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:08:55am

re: #358 makeitstop

Ditto on all three.

This ought to cement my rep as a movie apostate - zero Marvel or DC films.

Whoa. What the hell IS wrong with you!? //

:)

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:09:35am

re: #90 bratwurst

My hosts here in Kuala Lumpur just told me about the Jakarta bombings. I may put off that visit for a calmer time.

And yes, I am in KL. Arrived around 5:30 pm local time. Took me 90 minutes to go through immigration, baggage claim, customs, exchange currency desk and SIM card store — long enough to just miss the 6:30 bus to my hosts’ neighborhood.

But I had a tasty dinner, and the taxi driver was playing hits of the ’90s on his stereo, so I’m OK.

In the 80s here, temperature wise, too.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:09:56am

re: #359 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

Only watched those because my kids were into them. Ditto with any Star Wars prequel.

I can only list Star Wars from that franchise.

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:09:59am

re: #353 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

LOTR was boring to you?

The films were, I’ve never read the books. 11 hours of walking to paraphrase Clerks 2.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:11:34am

re: #364 Timothy Watson

The films were, I’ve never read the books. 11 hours of walking to paraphrase Clerks 2.

Understandable then. I was impressed at how the film succeeded repeatedly in matching the images I had in my head when I read them as a teenager. But without that effect, I can see how it would be a real snoozefest.

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:13:29am

Dang.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:15:06am

Mexican Cartels Have Seized Control of the U.S. Drug Market

A new analysis from the Drug Enforcement Agency shows that seven Mexican transnational criminal organizations (TCOs) have seized complete control of the U.S. drug market. Mexican cartels deliver drugs to more cities in the U.S. than any other transnational gang, including those from Asia, Colombia, and the Dominican Republic.

Throughout the country, Mexican TCOs wield unrivaled power, dominating the trafficking of cocaine, methamphetamine, heroin, and marijuana. Mexico is also the biggest producer of clandestine Fentanyl, a synthetic opioid that has been deemed responsible for 700 deaths since 2013.

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:15:16am
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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:16:44am

We Were Wrong: More American Children Die From Accidental Shootings Than We Originally Thought

The official government tally—69 deaths among children younger than 15 in 2013—likely undercounts the true number of children who die from gun accidents by half, according to an investigation published by the New York Times in 2013. According to CDC estimates, 538 children under 15 were injured as a result of gun accidents in 2013 alone, and 9,818 were injured between 2001 and 2013.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:16:58am

re: #368 WhatEVs

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The labor issues are one issue I really hope Sanders can positively influence Clinton on. Government has been favoring management over labor for years now.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:17:58am

re: #369 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

We Were Wrong: More American Children Die From Accidental Shootings Than We Originally Thought

I believe it. It really just sucks. Of course, we can’t study gun violence because the NRA throws a tantrum.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:20:36am

Let’s not forget that Rickman played the angel Metatron in “Dogma”.

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:21:33am

re: #372 Eric The Fruit Bat

Let’s not forget that Rickman played the angel Metatron in “Dogma”.

Oh, gawd, yes. The genderless angel.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:28:41am

Just a little something to start the day off on a positive note. FOr those who’re not on Facebook or haven’t seen it, this happened:

Facebook Post

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Jenner7  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:28:56am

I’ll remember Rick from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Die Hard, Galaxy Quest, and Harry Potter.

And that gif of him throwing a desk.

RIP Rick.

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:32:03am

re: #375 Jenner7

I’ll remember Rick from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Die Hard, Galaxy Quest, and Harry Potter.

And that gif of him throwing a desk.

RIP Rick.

Hadn’t thought of how large Rickman looms in the LGF legend until you mentioned it!

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I Stand With Planned Parenthood  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:32:46am

re: #376 makeitstop

Hadn’t thought of how large Rickman looms in the LGF legend until you mentioned it!

yup

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:33:39am

Ted Cruz’s birther problem grows as more constitutional law scholars say he can’t be president

*snicker*

A growing number of constitutional law scholars are arguing that Ted Cruz’s birth in Canada makes him ineligible to become president. Their argument could prove a thorn in the side of the senator, who is a zealous originalist on most constitutional questions—with what seems like a notable exception.

The issue has moved to the center of the presidential campaign, with Cruz’s rise in the polls and Donald Trump claiming that Cruz needs to prove he’s eligible to run by getting a declaratory judgment in federal court.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:35:33am

re: #378 Dr. Matt

Ted Cruz’s birther problem grows as more constitutional law scholars say he can’t be president

*snicker*

But, the birther/legal aspects aside……I’d argue he can’t be president because he’s complete and utter incompetent asshole.

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Alyosha  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:36:33am

re: #378 Dr. Matt

Not meaning to sound smug because I genuinely enjoy his input, but it seems like ages since Dark’s been around.

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Brian J.  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:37:15am

re: #379 Dr. Matt

But, the birther/legal aspects aside……I’d argue he can’t be president because he’s complete and utter incompetent asshole.

No, that would be a good reason. Republicans can’t do things unless given really stupid and ridiculous arguments.

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Black d20  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:38:19am

re: #350 I Stand With Planned Parenthood

Jim Dale! I… don’t want to actively admit how I know who he is, but he does have quite the distinctive voice. He also performed for some of the Pooh books, iirc?

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Archangelus  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:41:04am

re: #332 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

By Grabthar’s Hammer!

What a Savings

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:41:50am

re: #325 Snarknado!

It’s always good to have an excuse to buy Girl Scout Cookies. :) The thin mints are mine!!

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Jenner7  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:43:19am

We need to remind Democrats too. They seem to forget all that Obama’s done. I’m talking to you Emo Progs and Dems in Congress.

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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:43:46am

WITH A SPOON!!

Good Steel…

Pain or death?

He was a great actor and lent that slightly askew face to many a scene. I thought he was a riot as The Sheriff Of Nottingham. Always liked his acting. RIP Alan.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:44:10am

Charlie Hebdo decided to go racist.

It is in regards to this poor little kid.

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Belafon  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:48:48am

A comment from someone at Balloon Juice who met Alan Rickman:

I met him at a party several years ago. He and his partner (now wife) were lovely people. Very gracious to my daughters who were enormous fans. He told us his favorite movie (ours too) was galaxy quest and that thry could barely shoot the scene in which they shoot the advertisement for the big box store without breaking into giggles.

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:52:55am

If you win the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot, you’ll probably wind up bankrupt.

Seriously…how does one blow that much money? I can see burning through a million bucks…even $10 million - maybe - but how much money can you spend and what on earth do you buy to go through $500 million dollars?

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makeitstop  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:53:31am

I’d nearly forgotten that Rickman played Hilly Kristal in the CBGB movie!

CBGB Theatrical Trailer #1 (2013) - Alan Rickman, Rupert Grint Movie HD

That movie took a lot of flak (deservedly) for being a Hollywood-ized version of the club, and I never heard Hilly use any of those platitudes. But damn, Rickman nailed Hilly’s deadpan demeanor.

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Belafon  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:54:22am

re: #389 WhatEVs

If you win the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot, you’ll probably wind up bankrupt.

Seriously…how does one blow that much money? I can see burning through a million bucks…even $10 million - maybe - but how much money can you spend and what on earth do you buy to go through $500 million dollars?

I hate those kinds of articles: Don’t bother trying to become rich, because only the rich know how to be rich.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:54:43am

Hurricane Alex has gotten prettier.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 7:58:50am

re: #392 Ziggy_TARDIS

Hurricane Alex has gotten prettier.

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Surfs up! …..in the Azores

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:02:19am

re: #387 Ziggy_TARDIS

Charlie Hebdo decided to go racist.

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It is in regards to this poor little kid.

This is the sort of humor that goes around several corners to make a point. They are making fun of people who hold these sort of opinions.

Which is proof again of why we need FREEDOM of speech. It is easy to see things out of their context and be offended.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:04:57am

re: #389 WhatEVs

If you win the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot, you’ll probably wind up bankrupt.

Seriously…how does one blow that much money? I can see burning through a million bucks…even $10 million - maybe - but how much money can you spend and what on earth do you buy to go through $500 million dollars?

a fool and his/her money are soon parted

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Alyosha  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:05:53am

re: #380 Alyosha

Not only that, but indulging my nostalgic side, I wonder at where NJDHockeyFan finds himself tonight. I know his avatar was Bowie related and for that I remember him.
And Satty. His long drives home were as memorable to me as Dopefish’s greetings from his wetted part of the world.
I like to bash Dark as much as the next person but I sometimes wonder, and fear, at what point it will be the last time we see him.
I can think only of KT’s weird transformations.
LGF is an amazing place. I thought I’d inject a bit of pathos here because I’m a fucked up human being who enjoys seeing human frailty on a daily basis but who is bouyed by a community of flawed human beings making their mark on the zeitgeist, to borrow an overused but apt term.
I’d say to Charles, please don’t change but where would we be if he hadn’t.
Salut.
Bed time.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:09:29am

re: #396 Alyosha

I joined here right at the cusp of the transition, I came looking for a good argument. Granted, although LGF was fairly conservative, it was clearly pro-science and pro-Evolution, not dogmatic or doctrinaire, and there were people who make decent points without getting overly personal.

But I am amazed at how things have turned around here.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:09:37am

Drudge miscreants are going apeshit because he links “ACADEMY KEEPS IT WHITE…

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:11:06am

Man, I remember when it was pretty much guys in lawn/beach chairs sitting on the rooftops

“…The family now owns nine of the 16 rooftop businesses. Spokesman Dennis Culloton says the family would consider buying others…”

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BeachDem  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:14:21am

re: #300 BeenHereAwhile

This is my favorite Alan Rickman role (with support from Mos Def):

Something the Lord Made (2004)
A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.

imdb.com

That’s my second favorite Alan Rickman role. My favorite is “Truly, Madly, Deeply,” which might have been a hit if it hadn’t been touted as a “Ghost” clone.

imdb.com

You’re dead and you’re still into party politics?

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Shiplord Kirel  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:20:13am

re: #389 WhatEVs

If you win the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot, you’ll probably wind up bankrupt.

Seriously…how does one blow that much money? I can see burning through a million bucks…even $10 million - maybe - but how much money can you spend and what on earth do you buy to go through $500 million dollars?

I suspect that hare-brained investments are a big factor. This might be a good example:
XTI Aircraft Company
This is yet another ducted fan miracle plane, with SEC approval “pending” and $18M already pledged.
I am not saying that this particular project is a scam or an automatic failure, but someone who knows the history of these projects, extending back 60 years or more, would be very leery indeed of putting real money into it. An aggravating factor is that many nominally qualified investment advisers are themselves ignorant of these kinds of ideas. They don’t know enough to even know that they need to know more. They are therefore as easily taken in as the rubes they are alleged to be advising.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:23:48am

re: #398 Dr. Matt

Drudge miscreants are going apeshit because he links “ACADEMY KEEPS IT WHITE…

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But liberals are the real racists because of what the parties were 150 years ago. Really Drudge followers go fuck yourselves and I hope your sons marry black men.

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jaunte  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:24:11am

re: #331 Dr. Matt

Anyone watch CNN this morning? It appears they are very persistent and desperate to turn the Iran/US Navy non-situation into a “controversy” claiming that our sailors were “humiliated”.

I was watching Morning Joe working hard to legitimize Trump as the Republican nominee by building the back story on how wonderful, talented, respectful and father-loving his kids are. It was a terrific, terrific infomercial.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:25:03am

re: #331 Dr. Matt

Anyone watch CNN this morning? It appears they are very persistent and desperate to turn the Iran/US Navy non-situation into a “controversy” claiming that our sailors were “humiliated”.

They were forced to kneel facing Mecca and praise Allah!!!

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Belafon  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:27:55am

re: #401 Shiplord Kirel

I suspect that hare-brained investments are a big factor. This might be a good example:
XTI Aircraft Company
This is yet another ducted fan miracle plane, with SEC approval “pending” and $18M already pledged.
I am not saying that this particular project is a scam or an automatic failure, but someone who knows the history of these projects, extending back 60 years or more, would be very leery indeed of putting real money into it. An aggravating factor is that many nominally qualified investment advisers are themselves ignorant of these kinds of ideas. They don’t know enough to even know that they need to know more. They are therefore as easily taken in as the rubes they are alleged to be advising.

If I were to come into $600M (roughly what I figure you’d end up with after winning $1.5B and doing the cash option), I would set aside about $50M of that to take care of the rest of my and my wife’s lives (very very very ) comfortably and pay for a few things for the kids, and declare the rest of it gambling money, meaning that I don’t care what happens to it, but once it’s gone, that’s it. If I came into $10M, I would set aside about half of that and do the same thing.

Yes, that’s a lot more comfort money if I made it really, really big, but that just means I would have a bigger stipend each year.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:28:43am

re: #398 Dr. Matt

Drudge miscreants are going apeshit because he links “ACADEMY KEEPS IT WHITE…

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So the RWNJ either think this reveals that libtards are the real racists or that it doesn’t matter. Quite a bunch there.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:30:04am

re: #331 Dr. Matt

Anyone watch CNN this morning? It appears they are very persistent and desperate to turn the Iran/US Navy non-situation into a “controversy” claiming that our sailors were “humiliated”.

Well, obviously, we must go to war over this or at least rattle our sabers.

/

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:31:00am

re: #407 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Well, obviously, we must go to war over this or at least rattle our sabers.

/

The fact that a US warship violated Iranian territorial waters does not concern them a whit, as we are Exceptionally American

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:32:18am

re: #403 jaunte

I was watching Morning Joe working hard to legitimize Trump as the Republican nominee by building the back story on how wonderful, talented, respectful and father-loving his kids are. It was a terrific, terrific infomercial.

I forced hubby to turn that shit off (he must. have. his. politics. fix. in. the. morning!) It’s not bad enough that all the channels are giving Trump millions in free advertising, then we get the “daughter I’d like to fuck” on Morning Joke.

Fuck. That.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:35:48am

re: #409 WhatEVs

I forced hubby to turn that shit off (he must. have. his. politics. fix. in. the. morning!) It’s not bad enough that all the channels are giving Trump millions in free advertising, then we get the “daughter I’d like to fuck” on Morning Joke.

Several people have maintained that if DT had simply invested his inheritance in a stock market fund, he would be worth twice what he is now.

But without the notoriety his investments and other business activities have gained him, he would not be getting a free presidential campaign courtesy of the major networks.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:36:56am

re: #403 jaunte

I was watching Morning Joe working hard to legitimize Trump as the Republican nominee

They’ve always got Ted Cruz as a fallback option.

//

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:41:50am

re: #399 FormerDirtDart

Man, I remember when it was pretty much guys in lawn/beach chairs sitting on the rooftops

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Yep. You could walk up to the box office and get a bleacher seat at a price a college student could afford.

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jaunte  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:43:59am
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iossarian  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:46:39am

re: #404 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

They were forced to kneel facing Mecca and praise Allah!!!

Meanwhile, our military is well-known for treating its captives with the utmost decorum.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:48:54am

crazy lady weighs in:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:50:08am
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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:50:49am

We have a long, long “debate” schedule today, with an early undercard.

So be prepared.

Run out and get your mandatory support liquid.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:52:31am

re: #417 freetoken

We have a long, long “debate” schedule today, with an early undercard.

So be prepared.

Run out and get your mandatory support liquid.

Sole topic: Just how weak IS Obama?

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Skip Intro  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:52:42am

re: #288 makeitstop

That dude looks pretty happy. How much of a cut does he get for selling the ticket, I wonder?

Unless he owns the store, my guess is exactly zero.

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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:52:46am

re: #331 Dr. Matt

Anyone watch CNN this morning? It appears they are very persistent and desperate to turn the Iran/US Navy non-situation into a “controversy” claiming that our sailors were “humiliated”.

Cable “news” is all about ratings and profit from said ratings even more so from the Big Sleep (3 acronyms here). You can almost hear them saying “Truth never sold no used car” as they babble on. Main Stream my ass. Then there is the McLaughlin “Group” which is about as bizarre as you can get along with other assorted PR firms posing as legitimate news outlets. The slow death of print and the devolution of cable is concerning. I get my sources here, but there is a vast wasteland of “I only look at what I want to think” out there. Then there is AM radio. Wow. What a garden of toxic mushrooms. And don’t get me started on The Weather Channel. Out of control geeks screaming “We all gonna DIE!!” every time bad weather shows up. “Now out to Bill standing by a frozen pond outside the Paducah No Tell Motel , off the interstate, with an update on Armageddon…..”

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:53:32am

re: #418 Barefoot Grin

Sole topic: Just how weak IS Obama?

Well, there will be two topics.

The first you have noted above.

The second is whether Hillary should get prison terms, or should just be executed for treason.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:53:33am

re: #311 makeitstop

Hans Gruber is still my favorite movie bad guy of all time.

I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie, but I understand he was pretty good in those, too. RIP

I think the movie Something the Lord Made was one of his best.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:54:32am
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Joe Bacon  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:55:46am

re: #423 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The only supporter Rand Paul has right now is his jockstrap…

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:55:47am

re: #421 freetoken

Well, there will be two topics.

The first you have noted above.

The second is whether Hillary should get prison terms, or should just be executed for treason.

she should be shot and then her corpse be hung from a gibbet.

/

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:56:22am

re: #424 Joe Bacon

The only supporter Rand Paul has right now is his jockstrap…

Aqua Buddha has not left him…

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:57:25am

re: #420 nines09

And don’t get me started on The Weather Channel. Out of control geeks screaming “We all gonna DIE!!” every time bad weather shows up. “Now out to Bill standing by a frozen pond outside the Paducah No Tell Motel , off the interstate, with an update on Armageddon…..”

My favorite is how they started “naming” winter storms as if they’re goddamn NOAA or something.

What a cheesy excuse to brand something.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:57:36am

re: #421 freetoken

Well, there will be two topics.

The first you have noted above.

The second is whether Hillary should get prison terms, or should just be executed for treason.

Ha!

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Dave In Austin  Jan 14, 2016 • 8:59:51am
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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:08:58am

According to Fox Business:

The first debate, scheduled for a 6 p.m. ET start will be moderated by anchors Trish Regan and Sandra Smith. Four GOP candidates will be featured, including former HP (HPQ) CEO Carly Fiorina, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum.

BUT… if Paul is boycotting this, that leaves just Fiorina, Huckabee, and Santorum.

If they go with only that trio, can they really fill all the time with just those three? Sure, Huckabee in particular can preach for an hour, but will Fox Business really do that?

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:10:02am

For how long will the undercard be scheduled?

If it is 90 minutes, can you imagine how the answers will be repetitions after just 30 minutes?

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Targetpractice  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:10:39am

re: #430 freetoken

According to Fox Business:

BUT… if Paul is boycotting this, that leaves just Fiorina, Huckabee, and Santorum.

If they go with only that trio, can they really fill all the time with just those three? Sure, Huckabee in particular can preach for an hour, but will Fox Business really do that?

Huck, Santorum, and Carly? So we’re going to get a business failure sandwiched between two theocrats?

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:11:33am

Rand Paul: GOP is turning into ‘the old white man’s party’

Sometimes you really have to feel sorry for irony. It died a horrific death a couple years ago and they just keep beating it like a dead horse.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:11:56am

re: #432 Targetpractice

Huck, Santorum, and Carly? So we’re going to get a business failure sandwiched between two theocrats?

Yup.

Maybe each will get a half hour too.

So strengthen yourself.

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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:12:25am

re: #427 Timothy Watson

They have 24 hours to fill and fill it they will. I watched Tim Cantore melt down one night in a suburban Chicago parking lot on camera as a blizzard was winding up. He basically looked into the camera and said, “And all these people behind me will DIE!!” And there’s this…..Geek Out! Le Freak, c’est Chic

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:13:10am

And Trump is going to love the new lineup. With only 7 on stage, Jeb! will be on the very end of the lineup. Surely Trump will declare he prophesied this, and that Jeb! is about to fall off the edge of the stage.

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HappyWarrior  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:13:28am

re: #433 Timothy Watson

Rand Paul: GOP is turning into ‘the old white man’s party’

Sometimes you really have to feel sorry for irony. It died a horrific death a couple years ago and they just keep beating it like a dead horse.

It’s been an old white man’s party.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:13:50am

re: #437 HappyWarrior

It’s been an old white man’s party.

now get off their lawn!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:14:50am

Speaking of Alan Rickman, he was also in Dogma and was, as always incredibly funny.

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Targetpractice  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:16:28am

re: #436 freetoken

And Trump is going to love the new lineup. With only 7 on stage, Jeb! will be on the very end of the lineup. Surely Trump will declare he prophesied this, and that Jeb! is about to fall off the edge of the stage.

It’s still hard to believe that, a year ago, most of us thought it would be Jeb! as frontrunner with a fight over who’s the “true conservative” in the pack, and Trump a mostly-forgotten footnote.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:17:50am

re: #430 freetoken

According to Fox Business:

BUT… if Paul is boycotting this, that leaves just Fiorina, Huckabee, and Santorum.

If they go with only that trio, can they really fill all the time with just those three? Sure, Huckabee in particular can preach for an hour, but will Fox Business really do that?

Fiorina will have a great night. Huck and Frothy will be embarrassed.
Carly may be full of crap, but her crap is more grounded in reality, then that pair of religious fanatics

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Skip Intro  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:19:32am

re: #441 FormerDirtDart

Fiorina will have a great night. Huck and Frothy will be embarrassed.
Carly may be full of crap, but her crap is more grounded in reality, then that pair of religious fanatics

How many times will she say that she’s Clinton’s worst nightmare?

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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:19:58am

re: #441 FormerDirtDart

Fiorina will have a great night. Huck and Frothy will be embarrassed.
Carly may be full of crap, but her crap is more grounded in reality, then that pair of religious fanatics

Carly can point to her craftsmanship on steering large corporations….

The last Time Carly Had Her Hand On The Wheel Of Anything
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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:21:57am

re: #440 Targetpractice

The Trump schtick will be predictable - Jeb! will try to attack, Trump will just look at him and recite Jeb!’s position relatively to the central podium, with each debate showing Jeb! closer to the edge. It will be an easy bit for Trump and unfortunately for Jeb! the visual is very powerful.

But this is the RNC’s fault. They bought the idea that candidates should be on stage according to their popularity, rather than a random placement.

So its’ the RNC that made sure Trump would be front and center in the image.

Trump has played the Republicans for all their arrogant foolishness allows.

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:22:30am

Did you know that Ted Cruz is Canadian?

Well, you will after the debate tonight.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:23:42am

re: #445 freetoken

Did you know that Ted Cruz is Canadian?

Well, you will after the debate tonight.

Did you know that he is ineligible for the US Presidency?

Well, you will know after the debate tonight.

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jaunte  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:27:10am

re: #444 freetoken

Trump may have the mob tear apart a few camera and sound men.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:30:10am

re: #445 freetoken

Did you know that Ted Cruz is Canadian?

Well, you will after the debate tonight.

$5 says one of the Candidates will say “eh?” or call him a Hoser.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:30:34am
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Unabogie  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:31:00am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:31:36am

re: #449 FormerDirtDart

“Gentlemen, it has been an honor playing with you…”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:32:14am

re: #450 Unabogie

He gave himself some stupid black X?

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jaunte  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:33:14am
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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:33:14am

re: #449 FormerDirtDart

“Buy my book. Buy two and….Buy THREE and I’ll sign them for…..ummm, free, uh, yes I did write a book…..”

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freetoken  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:34:13am

re: #449 FormerDirtDart

Carson at one time was challenging Donald Trump for front-runner status, but questions about his widely praised, hardscrabble life story and a shift in the debate to foreign policy prefaced a sharp decline in Carson’s support.

I see CNN left off the easy observation that Carson comes off as a religious loon, absorbed with his own story of being Je$u$ Mark II, and unable to address almost any question dealing with governance.

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Targetpractice  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:39:34am

So now it’s a race between Carly, Ben, Jeb!, and Aqua Buddha to see who will be the first to drop out of contention after Iowa.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:42:00am

re: #456 Targetpractice

So now it’s a race between Carly, Ben, Jeb!, and Aqua Buddha to see who will be the first to drop out of contention after Iowa.

My money is on Carly with Ben Carson as an outside possibility. Jeb and Rand are just too damned stubborn to give up this early.

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:44:43am

re: #456 Targetpractice

So now it’s a race between Carly, Ben, Jeb!, and Aqua Buddha to see who will be the first to drop out of contention after Iowa.

I am interested as to whether Huckabee while follow his pledge to drop out if he doesn’t make the top 3 in Iowa.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:45:53am

re: #458 Timothy Watson

I am interested as to whether Huckabee while follow his pledge to drop out if he doesn’t make the top 3 in Iowa.

According to Steve Harvey, he will.

/

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:46:16am

re: #458 Timothy Watson

I am interested as to whether Huckabee while follow his pledge to drop out if he doesn’t make the top 3 in Iowa.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:48:04am

The Azores are expecting some unpleasantness Friday morning

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:48:45am

re: #461 FormerDirtDart

The Azores are expecting some unpleasantness Friday morning

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WTF, Mother Nature.

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Stanley Sea Toujours  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:49:24am

My dog, up until this moment I thought it was Friday.

:(

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Tigger2  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:49:26am
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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:49:45am

re: #445 freetoken

Did you know that Ted Cruz is Canadian?

Well, you will after the debate tonight.

Not saying he’s Canadian, but I’m surprised he’s not wintering in an Airstream at Panama City Beach.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:55:18am

re: #464 Tigger2

WHY IS OBAMA ALWAYS ONLINE INTERNET AND HOW COME IRAN HUMILIATED ARE TROOPS!?!??!?!?

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:56:18am

I got a weird email last night from Cybercoders:

Dear [my name here]

Thank you for applying for a position as [job description here] with Cybercoders. We are sorry but your skills and qualifications do not match the ideal candidate we are looking for. Good luck in your job search!

Well here’s the thing, I DID NOT APPLY FOR ANY JOB.

I think they tried to send me a recruitment spam and sent a rejection spam instead.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:57:14am

re: #449 FormerDirtDart

[Embedded content]

I thought his team had pretty much resigned been fired already.

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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:58:09am

re: #444 freetoken

The Trump schtick will be predictable - Jeb! will try to attack, Trump will just look at him and recite Jeb!’s position relatively to the central podium, with each debate showing Jeb! closer to the edge. It will be an easy bit for Trump and unfortunately for Jeb! the visual is very powerful.

But this is the RNC’s fault. They bought the idea that candidates should be on stage according to their popularity, rather than a random placement.

So its’ the RNC that made sure Trump would be front and center in the image.

Trump has played the Republicans for all their arrogant foolishness allows.

Please proceed….

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Jenner7  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:58:49am

Not surprised.

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Tigger2  Jan 14, 2016 • 9:59:57am
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Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:00:14am

re: #430 freetoken

According to Fox Business:

BUT… if Paul is boycotting this, that leaves just Fiorina, Huckabee, and Santorum.

If they go with only that trio, can they really fill all the time with just those three? Sure, Huckabee in particular can preach for an hour, but will Fox Business really do that?

They’re STILL doing this undercard business?

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:03:28am

WTF is with some progressives and RT?
e_e

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:03:52am

re: #418 Barefoot Grin

Sole topic: Just how weak IS Obama?

At some point, even in fly-over country, people are going to get sick of sending their own kids into unnecessary wars. Iran released our people, done. But Republican’s want to go to war at all costs. Many in our armed forces come from fly-over land. Won’t they start to recognize this at some point?

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:04:01am

re: #471 Tigger2

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Good thing racism is dead in America or that could end badly.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:05:11am

Aaaaand another video of Chicago cops on the hunt is about to be released. This one just as bad as all the others. Black victim shot, lay dying, is turned over on his back, handcuffed, and the cop steps on him as if posing with a trophy.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:06:39am

re: #476 GlutenFreeJesus

Aaaaand another video of Chicago cops on the hunt is about to be released. This one just as bad as all the others. Black victim shot, lay dying, is turned over on his back, handcuffed, and the cop steps on him as if posing with a trophy.

haven’t these goons figured out that they are doing their job in the public eye? most of us are prepared to cut them some slack for working in a tough environment but I think we expect them to treat all citizens, even suspected criminals, as human beings.

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nines09  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:08:07am

For fans of Harry Potter and Alan Rickman this is brilliant. If you never saw the Harry Potter series, there are spoilers galore in here. Be warned. But what a moving 15 minute tribute to a marvelous actor.

Severus Snape | Important Scenes in Chronological Order

Snape was a zenith for Alan and will forever be a classic.

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Decatur Deb  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:08:19am

re: #467 The Vicious Babushka

I got a weird email last night from Cybercoders:

Dear [my name here]

Thank you for applying for a position as [job description here] with Cybercoders. We are sorry but your skills and qualifications do not match the ideal candidate we are looking for. Good luck in your job search!

Well here’s the thing, I DID NOT APPLY FOR ANY JOB.

I think they tried to send me a recruitment spam and sent a rejection spam instead.

Well, that does speed up the process.

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WhatEVs  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:10:21am

re: #457 Eclectic Cyborg

My money is on Carly with Ben Carson as an outside possibility. Jeb and Rand are just too damned stubborn to give up this early.

I still think Jeb! is waiting for the rest to flame out.

Time will tell if this is a viable option.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:12:18am

She’s late again and, as usual, completely clueless.

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:12:50am

re: #444 freetoken

The Trump schtick will be predictable - Jeb! will try to attack, Trump will just look at him and recite Jeb!’s position relatively to the central podium, with each debate showing Jeb! closer to the edge. It will be an easy bit for Trump and unfortunately for Jeb! the visual is very powerful.

But this is the RNC’s fault. They bought the idea that candidates should be on stage according to their popularity, rather than a random placement.

So its’ the RNC that made sure Trump would be front and center in the image.

Trump has played the Republicans for all their arrogant foolishness allows.

The GOP debates should use a circular table, with the moderators on a slowly spinning lazy susan type contraption, with a NFL like spider camera sliding around above it all

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:13:25am

Good grief.
The current GOP crop would’ve had us all vaped in WW3 had they been in power during the Cold War.

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:18:12am

re: #481 Backwoods_Sleuth

She’s late again and, as usual, completely clueless.

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WE SHOULD TURN THE PERSIAN GULF INTO A FREE FIRE ZONE!!1!

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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:18:12am

Really surprising after all the attacks by Godzilla…
///

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:21:15am

heh

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The Vicious Babushka  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:21:22am

LOOK HOW TEH IRANIANS TORTURED ARE SAILORS WITH PERSIAN CARPETS!!!!1!!!!

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:22:35am

re: #487 The Vicious Babushka

LOOK HOW TEH IRANIANS TORTURED ARE SAILORS WITH PERSIAN CARPETS!!!!1!!!!

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EMBARRASZING! THEY ARE SOOO HUMILIATED! THANKS OBAMA!!11

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Jenner7  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:22:53am

re: #487 The Vicious Babushka

CARPET BOMB THEM!!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:22:53am

re: #487 The Vicious Babushka

LOOK HOW TEH IRANIANS TORTURED ARE SAILORS WITH PERSIAN CARPETS MUSLIN PRAYER RUGS!!!!1!!!!

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Timothy Watson  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:24:00am

Absolutely despicable:

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:24:38am

They made the sailors take off their shoes ‘cause they didn’t want any hangins

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:25:45am

re: #491 Timothy Watson

Police 387, Unarmed dark skinned people 0

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:26:19am

re: #487 The Vicious Babushka

LOOK HOW TEH IRANIANS TORTURED ARE SAILORS WITH PERSIAN CARPETS!!!!1!!!!

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The….Persian Rug!

[sorry, that was stupid…trying to echo Monty Python]

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Dr. Matt  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:26:25am

As a former sailor in the USN, I have to chuckle seeing my shipmates wear green camouflage while at sea.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:26:56am

re: #491 Timothy Watson

Absolutely despicable:

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Parker testified that he was afraid Patel had a hidden weapon he was reaching for, and maintains he did not tackle the man, but rather lost his balance and fell.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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FormerDirtDart  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:33:51am

re: #486 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

Fox News and the GOP are trying to pre-decide the election

Poor lil’ Rand, just now figuring out that the GOP actually has some say on who will be the GOP candidate.

What a putz

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ausador  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:34:12am

re: #492 SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN

They made the sailors take off their shoes ‘cause they didn’t want any hangins

You need to shorten your screen name or at least put a space in it so it wraps. On cell screen all the buttons end up in a vertical line with the upding (+) in the middle. Took me four tries to give you a karma point, only succeeded after embiggening that part of the page.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:40:37am

re: #496 Eclectic Cyborg

But judge. He fell on that bullet. 16 times!

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SteveMcGaziBolaGate RN  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:45:51am

re: #498 ausador

Appreciate the effort.

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CuriousLurker  Jan 14, 2016 • 10:54:23am

re: #491 Timothy Watson

Absolutely despicable:

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In-freaking-credible:

Yet Judge Madeline Hughes Haikala threw out the case late Wednesday, saying in a 92-page opinion that federal prosecutors had tried and failed over the course of two trials last year to secure a conviction. While calling what happened a “tragedy,” she seemed to suggest Patel was responsible in part for the rough treatment he received, noting in her ruling that Patel committed a misdemeanor by leaving his home without identification, and noting the grandfather should have known some basic English because it was not his first visit to the United States.

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retired cynic  Jan 14, 2016 • 2:31:39pm

re: #501 CuriousLurker

That situation boiled my blood at the time. ARGHHHHH!


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