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1
dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:41:46pm

well i guess at least we get to hear what trump sounds like when somebody he hates steps on his balls

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:06pm

Donald Trump Loses
Donald Trump Loses
Donald Trump Loses

Ahhh.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:13pm

Oh god. Get the third place moron off the stage.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:31pm

Listening to Rubio claiming that Hillary is the worst person ever, and that he’ll save the world from the evils of Obamacare and all the bad stuff.

Rubio still looks like he’s on the verge of tears. Whiney Ass Titty Baby.

5
KGxvi  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:46pm

If Trump’s concession speech isn’t just a serious of f-bombs, I’m going to be disappointed.

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:47pm
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Joe Bacon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:53pm

Folks, if you can please post snippets of whatever Moe Cruz, Larry Trump and Shemp Rubio are saying so I can get a couple belly laughs on the train.

Thanks!

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:42:56pm
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danarchy  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:07pm

Hey, Rubio actually acknowledged that Cruz actually won.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:22pm

re: #4 Schroedinger’s Dog

Listening to Rubio claiming that Hillary is the worst person ever, and that he’ll save the world from the evils of Obamacare and all the bad stuff.

Rubio still looks like he’s on the verge of tears. Whiney Ass Titty Baby.

He’s just as bad as Trump and Cruz are except he hides it better.

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Great White Snark  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:26pm
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b.d.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:33pm
Trump 2016!
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withak  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:47pm

I submit that Cruz is a worse human being than Trump, by at least an order of magnitude.

Trump is just louder.

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:43:49pm

Donald Trump is going to win so much people get tired of winning.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:44:20pm

Rubio speech:

Thanks God…DRINK!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:44:27pm

re: #3 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Oh god. Get the third place moron off the stage.

I keep wondering how Rubio on meth and Red Bull would play in a general election while Hillary keeps reminding people he has one of the worst voting records (missing votes) in modern Senate history.

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stpaulbear  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:44:37pm

It’s really pretty amazing that republicans in Iowa chose a guy who want to end ethanol subsidies. They’re willing to shoot themselves in the foot ecomomically so that some ‘other’ can get screwed worse.

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:44:39pm

re: #13 withak

I submit that Cruz is a worse human being than Trump, by at least an order of magnitude.

Trump is just louder.

Short of wanting to be respected and looked up to as the center of attention, I have NO idea what Donald Trump actually stands for at all, and I submit that neither do any of you.

This has been most entertaining.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:44:49pm

re: #14 Testy Toad T

Donald Trump is going to win so much people get tired of winning.

While Marco Rubio is going to whine so much people get tired of whining.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:05pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:08pm

re: #5 KGxvi

If Trump’s concession speech isn’t just a serious of f-bombs, I’m going to be disappointed.

Live on MSNBC…

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:10pm

I want to hear the exit poll(ish) Where they say that Palin killed it for Trump.

Trump, so smart. Best people evah.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:16pm

And I’m getting tired of this Democratic caucus illustrating Zeno’s Paradox.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:17pm

Just the thought of Trump walking on to the stage and doing an impersonation of Dan Adams—“Missed it by thaaaaaat much”…

PRICELESS!

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BlueGrl21  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:45:51pm

Can’t we just root for injuries at this point?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:02pm

re: #17 stpaulbear

It’s really pretty amazing that republicans in Iowa chose a guy who want to end ethanol subsidies. They’re willing to shoot themselves in the foot ecomomically so that some ‘other’ can get screwed worse.

That’s how Republicans always vote though. Oh sure they don’t care about if my family lives in a clean environment but damn it they’re going to stop the gays from marrying so I’ll give them my vote.

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:11pm

re: #25 BlueGrl21

Can’t we just root for injuries at this point?

My liver?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:17pm

I will NOT subject myself to Cruz’s speech, bad enough I have to listen to Marco “Whiny Ass Titty Baby” Rubio.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:18pm

re: #25 BlueGrl21

Can’t we just root for injuries at this point?

Seriously this is like a Red Sox-Yankees game.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:26pm
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:46:44pm
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BlueGrl21  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:18pm

re: #27 Testy Toad T

My liver?

May the proof be high and thy liver be strong!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:19pm

Marco Rubio: All Coked Up and Ready To Go into…third place.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:24pm

re: #26 HappyWarrior

That’s how Republicans always vote though. Oh sure they don’t care about if my family lives in a clean environment but damn it they’re going to stop the gays from marrying so I’ll give them my vote.

Just remember last year in Kentucky when the parts of the state that benefitted the most from the ACA voted the strongest for the Republican asshole who wants to kill it!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:31pm

Rubio’s lisp is getting more and more pronounced.

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b.d.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:44pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart

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This is the 3rd place speech that O’Malley should have given.
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Skip Intro  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:56pm

Sarah Palin asking for directions to the Greyhound bus station.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:47:58pm

re: #34 Joe Bacon

Just remember last year in Kentucky when the parts of the state that benefitted the most from the ACA voted the strongest for the Republican asshole who wants to kill it!

it really is sad.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:48:27pm
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KGxvi  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:48:48pm

I had to mute Rubio… I’ve been something of a political junkie most of my life, but more and more, I can’t stand listening to politicians. Maybe it’s just his voice, his cadence, but Rubio’s not someone I can imagine having to listen to for four years (this is part of my new pet theory that voters decide who to vote for on the idea that they’re going to have to see/hear that person daily for four years).

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:02pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:10pm

Fark headline:

“Iowa voters look at Republican candidates, choose Canadian.”

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withak  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:25pm

re: #41 Charles Johnson

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Send in the clown!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:27pm

and there he drops the “New American Century” line.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:38pm

Thanks God again…DRINK!

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:42pm

re: #34 Joe Bacon

Just remember last year in Kentucky when the parts of the state that benefitted the most from the ACA voted the strongest for the Republican asshole who wants to kill it!

Never underestimate the blackness of President Obama…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:49:42pm

LOL, Katy Tur saying that Trump supporters were applauding Rubio during his speech.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:50:00pm

and here’s Trump

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:50:03pm

re: #40 KGxvi

I had to mute Rubio… I’ve been something of a political junkie most of my life, but more and more, I can’t stand listening to politicians. Maybe it’s just his voice, his cadence, but Rubio’s not someone I can imagine having to listen to for four years (this is part of my new pet theory that voters decide who to vote for on the idea that they’re going to have to see/hear that person daily for four years).

Yeah I heard his voice coming from one of the other TVs. I can’t stand his voice. I can’t stand him either. I think he’s a homophobic little twerp who attacks Obama’s foreign policy with nothing but lies and more damn lies.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:50:08pm

Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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makeitstop  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:50:08pm

Just walked in from rehearsal and logged on, and this thread appeared. I literally updinged every single comment.

Yeah, Trump’s gonna win so much, except for that first primary. HAHAHAHAHA.

Loser.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:50:28pm

Iowa Republicans tonight did the very thing Trump begged them not to do.

The establishment Republicans, at least the war mongering PNAC types, have to be gnashing their teeth at letting Iowa do this to the GOP every 4 years.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:07pm

Gracious so far.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:08pm

Updating and extending my delegate calculations: Rafael Cross 8.33, Yuuuge Loser 7.31, WATB 6.89, Nyquil 2.90, Son of Goldbug 1.36, Shrublet .83, Not-Quite-Insane Guy .57, HP Killer .56, Hucked Out .53, The Other Joisey Devil .52, Spreading .29, Other .02, Some Dude .002.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:12pm

He’s just honored and wants to congratulate Ted.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:12pm

re: #44 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

and there he drops the “New American Century” line.

Shout out to his sugar daddies.

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danarchy  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:15pm

Wow, Trump being gracious.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:25pm

re: #52 freetoken

Iowa Republicans tonight did the very thing Trump begged them not to do.

The establishment Republicans, at least the war mongering PNAC types, have to be gnashing their teeth at letting Iowa do this to the GOP every 4 years.

That gets me at why Rubio bothers me just as much if not more than those other two. He’s just as right wing domestically arguably and probably even more war thirsty.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:32pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s just honored and wants to congratulate Ted.

Ted, that liar.

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BeachDem  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:37pm

Trump looks like he spent the evening in a tanning booth with goggles on—his white rimmed raccoon eyes is not a good look.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:42pm

ok the feed for sirius is off. Sounds like Trump is not melting down.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:43pm

re: #57 danarchy

Wow, Trump being gracious.

In the end, all he really wanted was a ballroom.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:45pm
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Reality Based Steve  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:48pm

Pandering for the van load of Huck. supporters.

RBS

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:51:48pm
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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:52:12pm

re: #61 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

ok the feed for sirius is off. Sounds like Trump is not melting down.

He know he is favored heavily in NH and SC.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:52:18pm

mentions how good his poll numbers are in NH and SC

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stpaulbear  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:52:22pm

It must be toasting Trump’s synapses that only one in four voters wanted him.

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withak  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:12pm

This is Trump’s Bill Belicheck moment.

“We’re on to Cincinnati New Hampshire.”

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:21pm

re: #67 Backwoods_Sleuth

mentions how good his poll numbers are in NH and SC

They’re YUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:24pm

re: #68 stpaulbear

It must be toasting Trump’s synapses that only one in four voters wanted him.

Nobody made 30%

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:28pm
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ipsos  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:48pm

Bluh. That sounded like a completely generic politican. Trump doesn’t become a YOOOOGE winner if he sounds like a completely generic politician.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:53:56pm
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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:54:12pm

My daughter and son-in-law went to their Dem caucus in Linn County (Cedar Rapids area). There were 277 people there, and Linn Co. gave 3 delegates each to Bernie and Hillary.

The caucus agenda:

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:54:13pm

Very tight race in the Democratic caucus.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:54:41pm

Clinton and Sanders in statistical tie.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:54:52pm
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Reality Based Steve  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:54:54pm

damn…. it really chafes me to say it, but that speech is only going to improve Trump’s image.

RBS

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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:23pm

re: #17 stpaulbear

It’s really pretty amazing that republicans in Iowa chose a guy who want to end ethanol subsidies. They’re willing to shoot themselves in the foot ecomomically so that some ‘other’ can get screwed worse.

Iowa always goes for the most insane religious fanatic in the race.

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withak  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:23pm

re: #79 Reality Based Steve

damn…. it really chafes me to say it, but that speech is only going to improve Trump’s image.

RBS

He was… gracious.

This is not the bloodsport I tuned in for.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:34pm

re: #79 Reality Based Steve

There’s a long way to go to the Convention.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:37pm

re: #77 Aunty Entity Dragon

Clinton and Sanders in statistical tie.

Three delegate lead for Hillary, 628 to 625.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:48pm
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Belafon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:50pm

Trump was probably told that the Republican winner has not won Iowa in a while.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:54pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

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He does know the 13th amendment is still in effect right?

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:55:57pm

Once again, Iowa is worth <1% of total Democratic party awarded delegates…

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:56:10pm

re: #81 withak

He was… gracious.

This is not the bloodsport I tuned in for.

if a bully gets beat they either limp away or come back even nastier. Seems like Trump went for the former.

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danarchy  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:56:14pm

49.8 Clinton
49.6 Sanders

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:56:45pm

re: #87 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

And New Hampshire even less.

But image counts.

Can Bernie win outside his backyard?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:56:52pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The difference of course is Obama actually won and Marco just won the prize of being the least repellent GOP establishment guy to the GOP base. He really shouldn’t be bragging too much.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:10pm

re: #89 danarchy

49.8 Clinton
49.6 Sanders

that is a “win” only in the narrowest sense.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:21pm

re: #91 HappyWarrior

The difference of course is Obama actually won and Marco just won the prize of being the least repellent GOP establishment guy to the GOP base. He really shouldn’t be bragging too much.

Marco was running against Jeb.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:22pm

re: #90 freetoken

And New Hampshire even less.

But image counts.

Can Bernie win outside his backyard?

He won’t take any southern states.

(had to edit that…meh!)

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Robert O.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:24pm

Frankly, choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing whether to have AIDS or cancer. Should I be excited that one of these ‘won’ and the other ‘lost’?

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b.d.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:39pm

re: #89 danarchy

49.8 Clinton
49.6 Sanders

Tie

It will be a long time before the official count is released.

Didn’t it take 2 weeks last time for them to figure out that Santorum won Iowa after all?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:40pm
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BeachDem  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:41pm

re: #19 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

While Marco Rubio is going to whine so much people get tired of whining.

Repeated from end of previous thread:

Here in SC, Rubio is running a shit-ton of commercials. All serious-like, talking about how he’ll repeal all of Obama’s ILLEGAL executive orders (so, none) and BUILD THAT WALL, and get rid of all the ill-eagles, etc. He sounds like Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann in the big chair.

And for every Rubio spot, there’s a Right to Rise !Jeb! anti-Rubio spot. That’s why I think Jeb will stay in—just because he hates Rubio, has a lot of money to spend, and will spend it dissing little Marco.

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danarchy  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:56pm

re: #92 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

that is a “win” only in the narrowest sense.

Note done yet, 90% of the vote in

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:57:59pm

re: #93 Belafon

Marco was running against Jeb.

Yeah he was.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:58:45pm

re: #96 b.d.

Tie

It will be a long time before the official count is released.

Didn’t it take 2 weeks last time for them to figure out that Santorum won Iowa after all?

The Democratic primary works differently. We’re not actually seeing vote totals, just the number of precinct delegates awarded to each candidate.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:58:45pm

re: #98 BeachDem

Repeated from end of previous thread:

Here in SC, Rubio is running a shit-ton of commercials. All serious-like, talking about how he’ll repeal all of Obama’s ILLEGAL executive orders (so, none) and BUILD THAT WALL, and get rid of all the ill-eagles, etc. He sounds like Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann in the big chair.

And for every Rubio spot, there’s a Right to Rise !Jeb! anti-Rubio spot. That’s why I think Jeb will stay in—just because he hates Rubio, has a lot of money to spend, and will spend it dissing little Marco.

Do we know why Jeb hates Rubio? Jeb did support Rubio’s primary to Crist IIRC.

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BeachDem  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:58:48pm

re: #28 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

I will NOT subject myself to Cruz’s speech, bad enough I have to listen to Marco “Whiny Ass Titty Baby” Rubio.

I am 100% with you.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:58:57pm

alright, time to watch the x-files.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:59:09pm

I turned off the TV.
Didn’t want to risk hearing Cruz.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:59:26pm

re: #102 HappyWarrior

Do we know why Jeb hates Rubio? Jeb did support Rubio’s primary to Crist IIRC.

because Rubio was not supposed to run, it was Jeb!’s turn.

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worldknot  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:59:28pm

If it’s Rubio vs. Sanders, we are fucked.

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KGxvi  Feb 1, 2016 • 7:59:32pm

re: #79 Reality Based Steve

damn…. it really chafes me to say it, but that speech is only going to improve Trump’s image.

RBS

I wonder if it will hurt him with his supporters… WAH HAPENDED TO SAYIN’ DA TINGS YA REALLY THINK?? WHY AREN’T YOU YELLING AT PEOPLES?

I mean, stranger things have happened, right?

Eh, anyway, off to do something semi-productive

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:00:10pm

re: #92 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

that is a “win” only in the narrowest sense.

#feelthebern needs to be kinda blowing Clinton out in states like Iowa to have a realistic chance. Except in the news-cycle-feeding-on-itself sense, this was not a good night for him.

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b.d.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:00:52pm

re: #101 Brian J.

The Democratic primary works differently. We’re not actually seeing vote totals, just the number of precinct delegates awarded to each candidate.

Thanks

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:01:06pm

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaa

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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:01:15pm

re: #102 HappyWarrior

Do we know why Jeb hates Rubio? Jeb did support Rubio’s primary to Crist IIRC.

Marco didn’t wait his turn like a good Bushie does.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:01:25pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:01:35pm

Indeed, I might argue that Sanders would have been better served to decisively (sic) lose by a point to Clinton rather than bring on a few weeks of guesswork where everybody holds their fire and doesn’t know quite what to say about the result.

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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:01:59pm

re: #107 worldknot

If it’s Rubio vs. Sanders, we are fucked.

It won’t be. Hillary will be the nominee.

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Targetpractice  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:02:22pm

re: #109 Testy Toad T

#feelthebern needs to be kinda blowing Clinton out in states like Iowa to have a realistic chance. Except in the news-cycle-feeding-on-itself sense, this was not a good night for him.

Yeah, Bernie is winning the demographics that generally are the least reliable on Election Day. His supporters will argue that he had a “better than expected” showing and that it means people are enthusiastic about him, but when you peel back the numbers, you find that the people he’s winning are the people the DNC generally doesn’t pin all its hopes on.

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gocart mozart  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:02:32pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:02:37pm

re: #107 worldknot

If it’s Rubio vs. Sanders, we are fucked.

I agree but I don’t see that happening. I also think the more people learn about Rubio the more they will dislike him.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:02:41pm

re: #109 Testy Toad T

#feelthebern needs to be kinda blowing Clinton out in states like Iowa to have a realistic chance. Except in the news-cycle-feeding-on-itself sense, this was not a good night for him.

The news will be about how she didn’t win or didn’t blow the thing out of the water. Add his NH win to that and her race will be in disarray. When SC comes around she’ll be gaining new life but we’ll have to see if she can keep up the momentum.

Can I get paid Wolf Blitzer’s salary? I’m pretty sure I actually did add more to the discourse than he will.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:02:59pm

I need to figure out how to just globally mute hashtags.

I can normally gloss stuff over for an afternoon or two, but there’s some things I just can’t. take. any. more. and it’s either mute or unfollow.

Anyone know if I can do that in Tweetdeck?

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:03:55pm

re: #98 BeachDem

Repeated from end of previous thread:

Here in SC, Rubio is running a shit-ton of commercials. All serious-like, talking about how he’ll repeal all of Obama’s ILLEGAL executive orders (so, none) and BUILD THAT WALL, and get rid of all the ill-eagles, etc. He sounds like Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann in the big chair.

And for every Rubio spot, there’s a Right to Rise !Jeb! anti-Rubio spot. That’s why I think Jeb will stay in—just because he hates Rubio, has a lot of money to spend, and will spend it dissing little Marco.

I said this before, but my Florida GOP relatives describe Rubio as a crook.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:03:58pm

re: #107 worldknot

If it’s Rubio vs. Sanders, we are fucked.

Sanders is Ralph Nader redux. Misanthropic, grouchy old guy who thinks everybody in America is ready to start singing The Internationale.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:04:00pm

Blast from the past:

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:04:21pm

I see Rubio honestly as a young Romney. Doesn’t really take bold stances on the issues. Likes to play both sides of the fence to appear above the fray.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:04:25pm

re: #120 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I need to figure out how to just globally mute hashtags.

I can normally gloss stuff over for an afternoon or two, but there’s some things I just can’t. take. any. more. and it’s either mute or unfollow.

Anyone know if I can do that in Tweetdeck?

Oh good, it appears I can.

My sanity is saved.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:05:21pm

re: #121 Stanley Sea

I said this before, but my Florida GOP relatives describe Rubio as a crook.

He’s got some interesting connections to say the least I’ve read. I really think Rubio polls better than Trump and Cruz is because the electorate doesn’t really know him yet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:05:23pm

re: #120 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I need to figure out how to just globally mute hashtags.

I can normally gloss stuff over for an afternoon or two, but there’s some things I just can’t. take. any. more. and it’s either mute or unfollow.

Anyone know if I can do that in Tweetdeck?

let me know if you find out how to do it.
I’ve been trying to figure it out for a long time.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:05:44pm

re: #117 gocart mozart

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Judging by what happened four years ago, that might literally be true…

What do you mean the numbers don’t match??

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:06:11pm

re: #85 Belafon

Trump was probably told that the Republican winner has not won Iowa in a while.

Exactly. A few MORE Trump losses and we’ll see the nasty come out.

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goddamnedfrank  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:06:11pm

re: #120 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I need to figure out how to just globally mute hashtags.

I can normally gloss stuff over for an afternoon or two, but there’s some things I just can’t. take. any. more. and it’s either mute or unfollow.

Anyone know if I can do that in Tweetdeck?

Click the little slider logo on the right side of the relevant column header. Then click on “Content” -> “excluding” and type in the term to be excluded.

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Zamb  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:06:20pm

re: #116 Targetpractice

Yeah, Bernie is winning the demographics that generally are the least reliable on Election Day. His supporters will argue that he had a “better than expected” showing and that it means people are enthusiastic about him, but when you peel back the numbers, you find that the people he’s winning are the people the DNC generally doesn’t pin all its hopes on.

And those unreliable supporters will be hard to turnout in later states where he hasn’t had the same amount of time as he has had in Iowa and NH. It can be hard to throw together a ground game together in a short time and it’s hard to get a bunch of ideolgically and demographically homogeneous volunteers to speak with people that aren’t just like them.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:06:20pm

re: #121 Stanley Sea

I said this before, but my Florida GOP relatives describe Rubio as a crook.

I think if Rubio is the GOP nominee the Oppo Research will be epic. There is a ton of stuff just waiting to be revealed about his finances and family shenanigans that will make him completely unpalateable.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:01pm

At least this should be the last time we need to worry about Santorum oozing from our TVs…

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stpaulbear  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:13pm

re: #86 HappyWarrior

He does know the 13th amendment is still in effect right?

Today is the 151st anniversary of Lincoln signing the 13th ammendment:

National Freedom Day, always observed on February 1st, celebrates freedom from slavery. It also recognizes that America is a symbol for freedom. It honors the signing by Abraham Lincoln of a joint House and Senate resolution that later became the 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution President Lincoln signed the Amendment outlawing slavery on February 1, 1865. It was not ratified by the states however, until later on December 18, 1865.

A former slave by the name of Major Richard Robert Wright, Sr. created National Freedom Day. Major Wright was looked upon as a great leader in the community. It was believed by Major Wright, that this day needed to be celebrated.

Because of Abraham Lincoln’s signing the 13th Amendment outlawing slavery on February 1, 1865, February 1st was chosen as the day for National Freedom Day. On June 30, 1948, President Harry Truman signed a bill proclaiming February 1st as the first official National Freedom Day in the United States.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:29pm

re: #130 goddamnedfrank

Click the little slider logo on the right side of the relevant column header. Then click on “Content” -> “excluding” and type in the term to be excluded.

YAY! Thanks!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:37pm

re: #132 Schroedinger’s Dog

I think if Rubio is the GOP nominee the Oppo Research will be epic. There is a ton of stuff just waiting to be revealed about his finances and family shenanigans that will make him completely unpalateable.

Yeah the financial stuff is something I think the opps research is holding close so it doesn’t become yesterday’s news if Rubio goes anywhere. It’s easier with Cruz and Trump since they’re doing it as they campaign.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:47pm

re: #133 Aunty Entity Dragon

At least this should be the last time we need to worry about Santorum oozing from our TVs…

Depends on whether or not you’re into gay porn.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:07:48pm

re: #132 Schroedinger’s Dog

I think if Rubio is the GOP nominee the Oppo Research will be epic. There is a ton of stuff just waiting to be revealed about his finances and family shenanigans that will make him completely unpalateable.

Honestly, is there any Republican in the race you can’t say that about? And unlike with Hillary, there hasn’t been a media pumping this nonsense for 25 years and making it stale.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:08:14pm

BREAKING — Cruz announced his first superdelegate: Gregor Clegane, a Cedar Rapids pharmacist.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:08:16pm

re: #134 stpaulbear

Today is the 151st anniversary of Lincoln signing the 13th ammendment:

Never knew that. Yet another reason to be grateful we had Lincoln.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:08:43pm
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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:08:48pm

re: #127 Backwoods_Sleuth

let me know if you find out how to do it.
I’ve been trying to figure it out for a long time.

Under settings, there’s a mute tab.

You can choose user, source, or text content.

Enter the hashtag (or whatever) into the “using” box while having text content selected.

The desired content vanishes.

May need to be done on each instance of Tweetdeck you have running, I’m not sure.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:08:50pm

re: #138 Brian J.

Honestly, is there any Republican in the race you can’t say that about? And unlike with Hillary, there hasn’t been a media pumping this nonsense for 25 years and making it stale.

I dunno if Kasich has that many skeletons. Condescending dick though.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:09:07pm

re: #137 Schroedinger’s Dog

Depends on whether or not you’re into gay porn.

Okay..nobody else said it, so I will
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:10:49pm

re: #139 De Kolta Chair

BREAKING — Cruz announced his first superdelegate: Gregor Clegane, a Cedar Rapids pharmacist.

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I thought he was already pledged to Cersei Lannister (R, Casterly Rock) based on her “family values” platform.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:11:10pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

I dunno if Kasich has that many skeletons. Condescending dick though.

Except with HIllary, there have been multiple congressional panels coming up with bupkiss repeatedly. With the GOP, there’s been no witch hunt, so you don’t know what might be out there waiting to be found.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:11:30pm

re: #139 De Kolta Chair

BREAKING — Cruz announced his first superdelegate: Gregor Clegane, a Cedar Rapids pharmacist.

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If there are many more delegate splits like this, that would honestly be a pretty good choice. Might help to… convince rival delegates in Cleveland.

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WhatEVs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:11:39pm

re: #118 HappyWarrior

I agree but I don’t see that happening. I also think the more people learn about Rubio the more they will dislike him.

He lies well. Can’t discount that.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:12:24pm

re: #144 Schroedinger’s Dog

Okay..nobody else said it, so I will
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I heard Santorum has an affinity for taking hard, muscular positions on penetrating questions.

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:12:24pm

Although I despise Ted Cruz with a white-hot passion (living in Texas means I have to put up with the Republican stupid on a daily basis), there has been one bright spot tonight.

Watching the neo-fascist alternative-right in full meltdown mode regarding Trump’s loss has me giggling like crazy.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:12:51pm

Can’t stand Chris Matthews and Chuck Todd hand wringing about Hillary Clinton..

Liberal Media my ass.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:12:59pm

re: #146 Schroedinger’s Dog

Except with HIllary, there have been multiple congressional panels coming up with bupkiss repeatedly. With the GOP, there’s been no witch hunt, so you don’t know what might be out there waiting to be found.

Yeah a lot of unknowns. Likewise, I think that’s why you have Sanders poll better too. There’s probably some stuff on him that could be a hindrance. Clinton OTOH I think has gotten the full brunt of it already. Now that has its disadvantages in a way too but it’s advantageous in the sense that they know what attacks to expect.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:13:32pm

re: #148 WhatEVs

He lies well. Can’t discount that.

I don’t. I just think he hasn’t seen nothing yet.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:13:34pm

re: #148 WhatEVs

He lies well. Can’t discount that.

He’s still a Whiny Ass Titty Baby.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:14:22pm

re: #150 Bill and Opus for 2016!

Although I despise Ted Cruz with a white-hot passion (living in Texas means I have to put up with the Republican stupid on a daily basis), there has been one bright spot tonight.

Watching the neo-fascist alternative-right in full meltdown mode regarding Trump’s loss has me giggling like crazy.

Yeah in that sense, I’m glad the Coulter wing of the party lost. The Cruz wing isn’t much better but Christ.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:14:43pm

re: #149 Aunty Entity Dragon

I heard Santorum has an affinity for taking hard, muscular positions on penetrating questions.

Especially when men and their canine companions are concerned.

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BeachDem  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:14:54pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

I see Rubio honestly as a young Romney. Doesn’t really take bold stances on the issues. Likes to play both sides of the fence to appear above the fray.

He’s a lightweight little twerp, who hasn’t ever had an original thought in his life. As much as I despise Trump and Cruz (oh, hell, I despise all of them!) I am amazed that anyone truly believes Marco Rubio is ready for primetime.

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:15:31pm
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b.d.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:16:09pm

I’m out. Thank you Charles and all for a great place.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:16:44pm

re: #157 BeachDem

He’s a lightweight little twerp, who hasn’t ever had an original thought in his life. As much as I despise Trump and Cruz (oh, hell, I despise all of them!) I am amazed that any truly believes Marco Rubio is ready for primetime.

I really think the GOP establishment looks at Marco and thinks hey here’s an immigrant’s son and first term senator like Obama. Let’s run him and we’ll get the same thing. The difference is Rubio isn’t anywhere near as intelligent or thoughtful as President Obama is. He’s as you said a lightweight little twerp.

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danarchy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:18:52pm

I really wonder what a Bloomberg 3rd party run would do to the race.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:18:56pm

Well I got the Republican order right but I thought Trump would do better than Rubio. Still up in the air for the Dems I see. I think Clinton holds on there but it’s pretty much a tie. Sanders should win NH but then after that I think that’s where things go Clinton’s way.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:19:06pm

Oh, God, here comes Cruz.

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BeachDem  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:19:18pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

I dunno if Kasich has that many skeletons. Condescending dick though.

Kasich might not have many personal skeletons, but if he starts moving up, the true story of his “accomplishments” in Ohio should come to light. As I’ve mentioned, plunderbund.com has been keeping track of little Johnny’s nasty crap since Day 1.

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stpaulbear  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:19:21pm

Does anyone have a number on how many people came out for D candidates vs. how many came out for R’s? Which party brought the most people out?

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:19:22pm

I refuse to listen to a Cruz speech. I’m out.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:01pm

re: #161 danarchy

I really wonder what a Bloomberg 3rd party run would do to the race.

Honestly, I don’t know what really sets him apart. Like with Perot, you had that he was anti-NAFTA. What issue makes Bloomberg unique from the Dem and Republican candidates that could impact the race.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:24pm

she is so stupid.

I’m gonna just curl up with a book for a few minutes before falling asleep.
laterz, lizardz!

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:27pm

Christie’s passed Huckabee in that vital fight for ninth place. And Hillary’s lead is now up to almost a percentage point! Woo hoo.

Danarchy, Reuters has been polling Clinton/Sanders - Trump/Cruz - Bloomberg/no Bloomberg combinations over the last week. Bloomberg consistently draws 9-11% of the vote and knocks the Democrat’s margin down by a couple of points.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:31pm

re: #164 BeachDem

Kasich might not have many personal skeletons, but if he starts moving up, the true story of his “accomplishments” in Ohio should come to light. As I’ve mentioned, plunderbund.com has been keeping track of little Johnny’s nasty crap since Day 1.

Oh yeah for certain.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:31pm

re: #164 BeachDem

Kasich might not have many personal skeletons, but if he starts moving up, the true story of his “accomplishments” in Ohio should come to light. As I’ve mentioned, plunderbund.com has been keeping track of little Johnny’s nasty crap since Day 1.

I remember him when he was second stringer on Fox filling in for O’Reilly. He was annoying then too.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:41pm

Cruz mentioned God. Twice. In five seconds.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:20:53pm

re: #166 Aunty Entity Dragon

I refuse to listen to a Cruz speech. I’m out.

He’s said 7 words, and I’m about to throw up.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:21:28pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

she is so stupid.

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I’m gonna just curl up with a book for a few minutes before falling asleep.
laterz, lizardz!

You know if it wasn’t for that class, she very likely would have faded away in Alaska and been just another also ran in this or the 2012 primary. She should be grateful to the GOP establishment for being stupid enough to take a chance on her.

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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:21:30pm

Do the various “suspensions of campaign” mean no more JV debates?

That would be sad, because there was no better illustration of the clown-car nature of this cycle. I mean, I didn’t actually watch them…

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:21:46pm

The state of Iowa also spoke for Huckabee and Santorum.

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ipsos  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:21:55pm

If the word “oleaginous” didn’t already exist, it would have to have been invented for a moment like this.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:23:14pm

What do you think Ted & Heidi’s first date was like?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:23:15pm

re: #176 Billy Batts

The state of Iowa also spoke for Huckabee and Santorum.

Didn’t it give Pat Robertson a decent showing too? And Pat Buchanan won NH.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:23:36pm

re: #179 HappyWarrior

You are correct.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:23:56pm

re: #178 Billy Batts

What do you think Ted & Heidi’s first date was like?

God I don’t want to know. I don’t know anything about her and i don’t like talking about spouses unless they really show themselves to be ugly people like Ann Romney or Todd Palin.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:24:39pm

Our rights come from our CREATOR!!!!

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Stanley Sea  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:24:43pm

I’m out too. Thanks for being LGF. Thanks Charles.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:24:48pm

re: #180 Billy Batts

You are correct.

Still disturbs the hell out of me that a Nazi apologist was winning GOP primaries as early as 1996. I mean damn makes me wonder how Pat’d do now. Granted his Antisemitism probably wouldn’t fly with the closeted(So I’m clear, closeted here refers to their antisemitism not sexuality) antisemitic evangelicals.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:24:56pm

The Iowa Caucus…

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:24:59pm

re: #179 HappyWarrior

Didn’t it give Pat Robertson a decent showing too? And Pat Buchanan won NH.

Robertson finished second to Dole in the Iowa caucus, 37% to 25%. He’d win three other caucuses, Hawaii, Alaska, and Washington state. Not the ones you’d expect given the relatively low percentage of Christians in those states.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:25:37pm

re: #186 Brian J.

Robertson finished second to Dole in the Iowa caucus, 37% to 25%. He’d win three other caucuses, Hawaii, Alaska, and Washington state. Not the ones you’d expect given the relatively low percentage of Christians in those states.

Yeah that is surprising.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:25:55pm

re: #184 HappyWarrior

Remember his speech at the RNC in Houston in 1992?

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:26:32pm
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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:27:15pm

Ted Cruz just pulled “Yes we can” into his speech.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:28:01pm

re: #188 Billy Batts

Remember his speech at the RNC in Houston in 1992?

I don’t remember it when it happened but I’ve read about it for sure.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:28:19pm

I disagree with Cruz on just about everything (though he told Texas Monthly that he thinks our drug laws need to be reformed), but he is no idiot. He knows exactly what he is doing, and he is going to cash in BIG TIME when he loses and doesn’t run for reelection as Senator in 2018. Think Jim DeMint.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:28:27pm

re: #191 jaunte

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Teleprompter jokes. How original.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:28:27pm

re: #185 FormerDirtDart

The Iowa Caucus…

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One part of me wants Hillary to win by that one delegate. The other is glad she’s got her actual lead back into double digits with 5 percent of precincts to go.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:29:10pm

So Hillary won Iowa?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:29:12pm

re: #193 Billy Batts

I disagree with Cruz on just about everything (though he told Texas Monthly that he thinks our drug laws need to be reformed), but he is no idiot. He knows exactly what he is doing, and he is going to cash in BIG TIME when he loses and doesn’t run for reelection as Senator in 2018. Think Jim DeMint.

That’s who he reminds me of. Yeah he’s not stupid. An insufferable asshole but one that knows and understands what makes GOP voters tick.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:30:12pm

re: #178 Billy Batts

What do you think Ted & Heidi’s first date was like?

According to sources quoted by Mother Jones, his first questions to college aged women tended to be “What is your IQ?”.

Not kidding.

One girl driving a car he was in demurred, and he pressed on it, asking what her SAT score was so he could correlate from that.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:30:56pm

re: #198 Aunty Entity Dragon

According to sources quoted by Mother Jones, his first questions to college aged women tended to be “What is your IQ?”.

Not kidding.

One girl driving a car he was in demurred, and he pressed on it, asking what her SAT score was so he could correlate from that.

That sounds charming. I’m really surprised he found someone that actually liked him given the stories I’ve read about him.

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:30:57pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:31:17pm

So Clinton definitely won?

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:31:29pm
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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:31:50pm

re: #200 jaunte

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And pre-empting Sanders. It’s getting late, as the dwindling number of us makes clear, and it’s best to claim victory now. Santorum did the same thing in 2012.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:32:17pm

Sanity will prevail in November. Though I don’t think I have enough wine to get me through it.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:32:27pm

re: #201 HappyWarrior

So Clinton definitely won?

No but yes

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:32:44pm

re: #205 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

No but yes

Got it.

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Aunty Entity Dragon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:32:49pm

Good night.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:33:04pm
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Testy Toad T  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:33:14pm
@NateSilver538
The fact that there are three fascinating stories coming out on the Republican side tonight — Cruz winning, Rubio rising and Trump failing — is a little bit of a blessing for Hillary Clinton. Even on MSNBC, with its Democratic-leaning viewership, the Republican race has been the lead story for most of the night, instead of how close Bernie Sanders has kept pace with her.

Sometimes I actually like Silver’s insight more than I like his mathematical acumen.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:33:26pm

re: #204 Billy Batts

Sanity will prevail in November. Though I don’t think I have enough wine to get me through it.

I really wish Obama were running again. I think he’s been the best president of my life easily.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:33:32pm

re: #192 HappyWarrior

I don’t remember it when it happened but I’ve read about it for sure.

Here’s the speech itself.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:34:20pm

re: #211 Brian J.

Here’s the speech itself.

Thanks. I wonder how the hell a coutnercultural guy like Hunter S. Thompson could be friends with such a dickhead like that.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:35:28pm

re: #210 HappyWarrior

I said the same thing here a couple of weeks ago. I’m 44 and he’s clearly the best POTUS of my lifetime so far.

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retired cynic  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:36:28pm

re: #213 Billy Batts

I’ve got decades on you, and feel the same.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:36:44pm

re: #213 Billy Batts

I said the same thing here a couple of weeks ago. I’m 44 and he’s clearly the best POTUS of my lifetime so far.

And you’ve had more presidents than I have (Nixon, Ford, and Carter) than I have. Clinton’s the first presidency I really really remember a lot of. I have vague memoreis of watching Gulf War I on TV and none of the Reagan years.

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:38:14pm

re: #212 HappyWarrior

You will recall that the late Molly Ivins (RIP!!!!) said of Buchanan’s speech: “It sounded better in the original German”.

Now you know where the meme came from.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:38:19pm

re: #208 FormerDirtDart

Again, in our country, the only ones that matter are the ones that show up to vote.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:38:34pm

re: #214 retired cynic

I’ve got decades on you, and feel the same.

For me what I consider is A) what he’s overcome, B) what he’s been able to change, and C) what he’s improved. He overcame a bad economic and FP situation. He’s been able to restore our image after Bush trashed it in much of the world, done more for LGBT rights than any President, and gotten millions of people insured. And finally the unemployment rate is drastically down. Honestly if Obama had been given a sane opposition, he easily would have been even more successful IMO.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:38:59pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:39:09pm

re: #216 Sherlock Hound

You will recall that the late Molly Ivins (RIP!!!!) said of Buchanan’s speech: “It sounded better in the original German”.

Now you know where the meme came from.

Again second hand heh but I do remember that one. Really Buchanan is one of the worst ever.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:39:14pm

My sister turned 26 today. She couldn’t care less about Reagan at all, and will never ever vote Republican in her life. They scare the shit out of her.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:39:35pm

re: #216 Sherlock Hound

I miss Molly so much…

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:40:22pm

re: #221 Billy Batts

My sister turned 26 today. She couldn’t care less about Reagan at all, and will never ever vote Republican in her life. They scare the shit out of her.

I have a brother with a similar age gap that you and your sister have. The Republicans scare the crap out of him. I never tried forcing my personal politics on him and neither did our parents but we never hid that we were liberals and Democrats. I’m glad he thinks for himself.

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WhatEVs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:40:49pm
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majii  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:41:00pm

re: #221 Billy Batts

Your sister is a very smart young lady! Kudos to her for using her brain and seeing through the BS coming from the mouths of the rw pols.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:41:57pm

re: #218 HappyWarrior

Honestly if Obama had been given a sane opposition, he easily would have been even more successful IMO.

When the Senate Minority leader goes on record and was asked what is your goal for working with President Obama and he replied: “Our Goal is to Make President Obama a one-term President”….you know you’re kinda not going to get a whole lot of help from that aide of the isle.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:42:00pm

re: #225 majii

Your sister is a very smart young lady! Kudos to her for using her brain and seeing through the BS coming from the mouths of the rw pols.

And I’m the recovering wingnut on this side of the family.

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ausador  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:42:49pm

Guess who else isn’t happy about Trump not coming in first?

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bratwurst  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:42:53pm

Something for Rubio to consider as he celebrates tonight:

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:43:58pm

I re: #226 Eric The Fruit Bat

When the Senate Minority leader goes on record and was asked what is your goal for working with President Obama and he replied: “Our Goal is to Make President Obama a one-term President”….you know you’re kinda not going to get a whole lot of help from that aide of the isle.

Or the meeting that Cantor, Ryan, McCarthy, and the other assholes had the day that he became President where they planned to handicap him as much as possible. Really, his opposition has been some of the nastiest in history. It’s not ideological with them. It’s personal. They’re threatened by the very idea that a black man is called Mr. President. It’s not just the base but the elected officials too and you see it with the total lack of respect they’ve shown him from the start.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:44:01pm
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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:44:25pm

re: #229 bratwurst

Alan Keyes, LOLWUT.

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Belafon  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:44:27pm

re: #229 bratwurst

Something for Rubio to consider as he celebrates tonight:

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As I said above, Rubio was running against Jeb! Rubio believes he’ll be the last one standing because the establishment will get behind him. The calculus will be interesting.

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retired cynic  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:44:31pm

re: #226 Eric The Fruit Bat

When the Senate Minority leader goes on record and was asked what is your goal for working with President Obama and he replied: “Our Goal is to Make President Obama a one-term President”….you know you’re kinda not going to get a whole lot of help from that aide of the isle.

I could even understand that. What really got me was the meeting with all ? the party leaders pledging to oppose every move he made. The country was in such a hole, that it was so irresponsible, IMO!

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retired cynic  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:45:12pm

Sorry, HW, you beat me!

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BlueSpotinAL  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:45:19pm

re: #178 Billy Batts

What do you think Ted & Heidi’s first date was like?

Ow, ow, ow!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:45:37pm

re: #229 bratwurst

Something for Rubio to consider as he celebrates tonight:

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Hahaha too true. Sad to hear that Thompson passed away recently. He didn’t really seem like a lunatic but just spouted right wing bs and I just remember being told that liberals should be afraid of him. I was flat out unimpressed.

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mr.fusion  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:45:53pm

Ted Cruz just said “radical islam” so we just won the war on terror

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:46:18pm

re: #235 retired cynic

Sorry, HW, you beat me!

No, not at all. That we had the same observation says a lot.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:46:32pm

re: #238 mr.fusion

Ted Cruz just said “radical islam” so we just won the war on terror

Thanks be to Allah. //

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Sherlock Hound  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:46:33pm

re: #222 Billy Batts

She would have a downright FIELD DAY with the Oregon occupation. I’m sure she knew some Texan ranchers with sympathies for the Bundys and ranchers without sympathy for same.

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:47:34pm

*Audience retches uncontrollably*

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:48:02pm

re: #229 bratwurst

Something for Rubio to consider as he celebrates tonight:

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Zero combined primary/ caucus wins after that night according to US Election Atlas. Paul won a total of about 101 delegates, Keyes 22, and Thompson 11.

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WhatEVs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:48:06pm

Ann Coulter is on a tear. It’s kind of delicious.

@anncoulter

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:48:23pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:48:33pm

re: #232 Billy Batts

Alan Keyes, LOLWUT.

I knew a family that supported Keyes that year. No joke.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:49:39pm

re: #244 WhatEVs

Ann Coulter is on a tear. It’s kind of delicious.

@anncoulter

There, there Ann, Ted Cruz is just as racist as Trump is. Oh wait Cruz probably speaks some Spanish and that offends our racist pal here.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:50:35pm

CNN had the precincts go backwards again, and so did the AP. Hillary’s lead is back down to four, 657 to 653, with just over 100 precincts still out.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:50:38pm

re: #243 Brian J.

Zero combined primary/ caucus wins after that night according to US Election Atlas. Paul won a total of about 101 delegates, Keyes 22, and Thompson 11.

It will be interesting to see what Rubio does with this though.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:51:06pm

As seen on Facebook.

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:51:49pm

re: #250 teleskiguy

STEALING IT!!!

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ausador  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:52:44pm
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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:52:57pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:53:22pm
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ipsos  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:53:50pm

Did Fox News stay with Cruzfest or go to Hillary or Bernie?

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mr.fusion  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:54:09pm

I wonder if Fox is going to get a call from the FCC for showing Cruz fellate himself on air for 40 minutes like that

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Billy Batts  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:54:28pm

So what wingnuts shall I mute on Facebook after Cruz’s win?

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:54:32pm

Sorry Bernie, can’t win the general election without the money of a Super PAC

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:55:29pm

Why is Ted Cruz’s smile so fucking weird and creepy? A theory:

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:56:10pm

re: #259 teleskiguy

Ted Cruz is a Stranger with Candy.

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retired cynic  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:56:38pm

re: #259 teleskiguy

I wonder who broke his nose like that?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:57:06pm

re: #261 retired cynic

I wonder who broke his nose like that?

Probably someone who got tired of his bullshit.

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Feb 1, 2016 • 8:59:08pm

re: #160 HappyWarrior

I really think the GOP establishment looks at Marco and thinks hey here’s an immigrant’s son and first term senator like Obama. Let’s run him and we’ll get the same thing. The difference is Rubio isn’t anywhere near as intelligent or thoughtful as President Obama is. He’s as you said a lightweight little twerp.

The other difference is that the Republican Party establishment know that they can control Rubio somewhat. That isn’t the case with either Cruz or Trump - and both of those two cater to what would be best described as the nationally unelectable lunatic factions - the Tea Party/evangelicals for Cruz and the hardcore nationalist/alternative right for Trump.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:00:11pm

Can I get an Amen?!?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:00:18pm

re: #263 Bill and Opus for 2016!

The other difference is that the Republican Party establishment know that they can control Rubio somewhat. That isn’t the case with either Cruz or Trump - and both of those two cater to what would be best described as the nationally unelectable lunatic factions - the Tea Party/evangelicals for Cruz and the hardcore nationalist/alternative right for Trump.

Good point.

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freetoken  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:00:33pm

WaPo trying to stir things up with the headline:

The two Democratic parties fight to a draw in Iowa

Everything has to be a battle between two entities.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:00:47pm

re: #264 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Can I get an amen?!?

Unfortunately that’s exactly what I’m seeing on my Facebook feed.

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jaunte  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:02:07pm

re: #264 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Can I get an amen?!?

Supremely important to hang together for the general.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:02:17pm

I’ve gone from being strongly Bernie to neutral because I really don’t like what I find to be condescending and Progressive one up manship(my voting record is bettet than you so neener). I also admittingly have some reservations on how effective Sanders would be as President that I didn’t consider before.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:02:23pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:03:01pm

re: #268 jaunte

Supremely important to hang together for the general.

Exactly. I mean I think a lot of so called progressives can be very selfish.

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ausador  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:04:25pm
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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:04:42pm

George Carlin - Flamethrowers

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retired cynic  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:06:02pm

re: #270 teleskiguy

I heard an interview with Chuck Hagel on NPR this afternoon, and he was scathing about that carpet bomb statement. He said I don’t even think that guy knows what that is.

He ripped Trump a new one as well, with glancing blows at other Republicans and Bernie for simplifying FP. He did not mention Hillary, and he said he thought Kasich and Bush were level headed Republicans. But he obviously found the rhetoric on the R side absolutely appalling. Very blunt for a politician.

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Dark_Falcon  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:07:41pm

re: #33 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Rubio only lost to Trump by 1% and was only 5% behind the leader Ted Cruz. Considering the poll numbers last week that’s a damn good comeback.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:07:58pm

re: #275 retired cynic

I heard an interview with Chuck Hagel on NPR this afternoon, and he was scathing about that carpet bomb statement. He said I don’t even think that guy knows what that is.

He ripped Trump a new one as well, with glancing blows at other Republicans and Bernie for simplifying FP. He did not mention Hillary, and he said he thought Kasich and Bush were level headed Republicans. But he obviously found the rhetoric on the R side absolutely appalling. Very blunt for a politician.

I’ve been impressed with Hagel since I got to meet him as part of a young journalist thing in 2005. He was still a Republican Senator then but one I knew was one of the more reasonable minded men in the party due to his war experiences. Gates also slammed how they’ve been approaching FP. I think a lot of old school type Republicans are horrified by how simplistic today’s Republicans approach FP.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:08:34pm

re: #276 Dark_Falcon

Rubio only lost to Trump by 1% and was only 5% behind the leader Ted Cruz. Considering the poll numbers last week that’s a damn good comeback.

Third place is still third place. And he’s still a lying piece of shit.

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Dark_Falcon  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:10:24pm

re: #278 HappyWarrior

Third place is still third place. And he’s still a lying piece of shit.

He’s no piece of shit and I still think he’s got a shot at being the next president.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:11:22pm

re: #279 Dark_Falcon

He’s no piece of shit and I still think he’s got a shot at being the next president.

Sorry but he is. Anyone who opposes the right to choose in ALL circumstances qualifies as being that in my eyes. He’s an utter asshole.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:12:27pm

re: #279 Dark_Falcon

He’s no piece of shit and I still think he’s got a shot at being the next president.

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Brian J.  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:12:31pm

re: #279 Dark_Falcon

He’s no piece of shit and I still think he’s got a shot at being the next president.

In the spirit of this blog, can we reach the compromise position (which I happen to hold) that he’s a lying piece of shit with a shot at being the next president?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:15:48pm

I’d honestly like some examples of Rubio not being an asshole. Look at how he responded to the President’s Iran deal with such dishonesty. He clearly shows time and time again that he places his narrow minded ideology above the interests of his country. He also loves to play both sides of the immigration debate so he doesn’t get yelled at because he’s too chicken shit to actually take a strong position on way or the other. Say what you will about Donald Trump, he’s honest about where he stands on that. Rubio wants the nativist vote but also wants to play cute by bringing up his immigrant parents. He’s sick.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:15:56pm

re: #145 Aunty Entity Dragon

I thought he was already pledged to Cersei Lannister (R, Casterly Rock) based on her “family values” platform.

Goes to show that one should never trust anything her campaign manager, Petyr Baelish, says. //

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:15:58pm

re: #282 Brian J.

In the spirit of this blog, can we reach the compromise position (which I happen to hold) that he’s a lying piece of shit with a shot at being the next president?

I’d go along with that.

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teleskiguy  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:17:33pm

Marco Rubio is as slimy and repulsive as any of the Republicans running for president. He just doesn’t have the bombast or flair of Ted Cruz or The Donald™.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:20:27pm

re: #286 teleskiguy

Marco Rubio is as slimy and repulsive as any of the Republicans running for president. He just doesn’t have the bombast or flair of Ted Cruz or The Donald™.

Exactly and let me perfectly honest here, I think the GOP establishment only really likes him because they want to try to hide the stink of the way they’ve treated Latino Americans. “Hey look at us we’re not racist, we have a Cuban guy who speaks Spanish.” The guy can’t be bothered to vote on anything or show up for committee meetigns but he sure can go on the talk shows and trash Obama’s policies. Big man. Marco Rubio is an asshole.

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PeterWolf  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:31:49pm

re: #279 Dark_Falcon

He is demonstrably a lying sack of shit.

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WhatEVs  Feb 1, 2016 • 9:35:16pm

re: #288 PeterWolf

He is demonstrably a lying sack of shit.

And he’s not very smart. Two strikes straight away.

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Rocky-in-Connecticut  Feb 2, 2016 • 3:54:29am

re: #17 stpaulbear

This has been the Conservative white voter mentality for 40 years now. Shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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Areopagitica  Feb 2, 2016 • 4:26:53am

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hagen won 11 more majors than Trump ;)

Does anyone hope Cruz gets the nomination because I would think that would spell the ultimate implosion of the religious nutjob right which would be awesome.


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