Podcast o’ the Day: The Bob & Chez Show, 2/4/16

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Please Clap: Jeb Bush’s Droopy Campaign; Old School Republicans vs The Reality Show Era; Rand Paul and Rick Santorum Pull Out; Last Night’s CNN Town Hall; Previewing the Maddow MSNBC Debate; The Real Progressive Purity Test; 100 percent Establishment Guy; Newspaper Calls for Audit of Iowa Results; Bernie’s Youth Vote; Jesse Ventura on Campaign Finance; and much more.

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1
Charles Johnson  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:27:26pm

This guy.

2
freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:30:31pm

If you think the Sanderbots are being especially puerile, remember that the entire system is built on pettiness:

Uproar could lead to revamping Democratic caucuses

[…]

“We can’t change our process without running the risk of endangering our relationship with New Hampshire,” said Dave Nagle, a former Democratic Party chairman whose mission for years was to ensure Iowa maintains its pole position in the nation’s presidential voting.

Would the guard dog of New Hampshire’s first-primary status, elections chief Bill Gardner, object if Iowa Democrats echo the way Iowa Republicans hold their caucuses?

In an interview with The Des Moines Register on Friday, Gardner declined to give a definitive answer.

But he didn’t shut the door on the idea.

[…]

“If I ask you, why do you think if the Republicans’ way is in conflict with New Hampshire, why do you think we wouldn’t have acted? There is a different relationship between Iowa and New Hampshire. What is a tradition in one state is respected by the tradition in another state,” he said.

Gardner said it’s a problem when other states try to turn their caucuses into primaries.

“I went through this with Nevada,” he said.

[…]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:30:40pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

He claims to have killed Linkedin, too!

4
HappyWarrior  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:32:35pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This guy.

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You know, I’d think even his so called friends by now would be fed up with how fucking obnoxious his act is.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:34:05pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

He claims to have killed Linkedin, too!

Which one of them killed Archduke Ferdinand? Can never keep that straight.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:35:24pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This guy.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:35:49pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This guy.

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That arrogant egomaniacal snot deserves to be slapped down!

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Blind Frog Belly White  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:35:58pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

He claims to have killed Linkedin, too!

That was John Wilkes Booth!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:38:04pm
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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:38:19pm

re: #7 Joe Bacon

That arrogant egomaniacal snot deserves to be slapped down!

He has been. That’s why he’s still whining.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:39:52pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Tortious Deserts will sue the ass off you.

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Joe Bacon  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:41:11pm

re: #10 allegro

He has been. That’s why he’s still whining.

Wasn’t enough. Reenforcement is required…

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:42:15pm

Hi Lizards. I hope all have had a great Saturday and are a lot more self aware than this person:

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:46:05pm

re: #13 b.d.

Hi Lizards. I hope all have had a great Saturday and are a lot more self aware than this person:

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She’s trying for snark, there. Not very good at that either.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:51:02pm

re: #14 Decatur Deb

She’s trying for snark, there. Not very good at that either.

She failed miserably with that tweet, the replies are not kind.

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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:53:37pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I notice that this proud patriot doesn’t offer a name. For some reason I just can’t put my thumb on (not really), I question his background claims of employment and experience.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:55:45pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:56:25pm

re: #16 allegro

I notice that this proud patriot doesn’t offer a name. For some reason I just can’t put my thumb on (not really), I question his background claims of employment and experience.

He used the right term for a Fed purchasing officer. Other than that, it’s turtles all the way down.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 3:58:29pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This guy.

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Did I miss the death of Twitter?

If they are talking about profitability I would take Twitter over the death spiraling, wingnut AM sugardaddy Cumulus Radio every day of the week.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:07:29pm
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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:08:21pm

Re-tweeted by Ted Cruz, who is proud to be supported by psychos.

More about former congressman and Clinton/Obama impeachment crusader Bob Barr:

Bob Barr Says Future Americans Will Remember & Thank Larry Klayman For His Rally To Oust Obama
rightwingwatch.org

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TedStriker  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:08:37pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

Respect for me, but not for thee.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:09:44pm

re: #17 Backwoods_Sleuth

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More on Mr. Not So Much Anon. Patriot

Rex Crouch was a 2014 Republican candidate for District 27 of the Nevada State Assembly.

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Shiplord Kirel  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:10:48pm

re: #21 jaunte

Re-tweeted by Ted Cruz, who is proud to be supported by psychos.

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More about former congressman and Clinton/Obama impeachment crusader Bob Barr:

Back in the 90s, Barr was known as “Belgrade Bob” for this steadfast support of the war criminal Milosevic and his genocidal clique.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:11:43pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

if Oregon is like Kentucky, impromptu roadside memorials have to have a permit from the state highway department, ir they’ll be removed. IIRC there was a big kerfluffle after people put roadside markers (crosses, natch) after a fatal school bus crash on I-71 some years ago and the highway department removed them as unauthorized.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:11:56pm

WTF:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:12:42pm

re: #25 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

if Oregon is like Kentucky, impromptu roadside memorials have to have a permit from the state highway department, ir they’ll be removed. IIRC there was a big kerfluffle after people put roadside markers (crosses, natch) after a fatal school bus crash on I-71 some years ago and the highway department removed them as unauthorized.

In Kentucky, we use roadside memorials instead of guardrails…

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:13:31pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

WTF:

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They done fucked up again.

White girl shit.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:13:57pm

I’ve watched the video like 3 times already!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:13:59pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:14:43pm

re: #23 FormerDirtDart

More on Mr. Not So Much Anon. Patriot

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Here’s a link to a cached view of the usCrow militia. For all their encryption and OPSEC, they are a little sloppy with names and email addys.

webcache.googleusercontent.com

The comments are a hoot.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:16:59pm

re: #25 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

if Oregon is like Kentucky, impromptu roadside memorials have to have a permit from the state highway department, ir they’ll be removed. IIRC there was a big kerfluffle after people put roadside markers (crosses, natch) after a fatal school bus crash on I-71 some years ago and the highway department removed them as unauthorized.

It also put up a permanent sign that has been an ‘issue’ with the fuckstick and his family. He’s a hobby of mine—most of the 23 burned to death were kids from my installation. He served about 3 months per victim.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:17:45pm
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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:19:22pm

re: #21 jaunte

Re-tweeted by Ted Cruz, who is proud to be supported by psychos.

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More about former congressman and Clinton/Obama impeachment crusader Bob Barr:

Ted Cruz just got an offer of $1,000,000.00 to star in a porn video from Vivid Entertainment.

Ted Cruz could fill his campaign coffers with a million bucks … with a teeny tiny string attached — he has to star in a porn flick.
As you probably know, back in the day, Ted rhapsodized about starring in a “teen tit film.”
Well, not unexpectedly, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has extended Mr. Cruz an offer to star in an XXX film — far more graphic than an ’80s boob movie. Hirsch suggests the title, “Cruzin for Bush.”
He’s willing to donate $1 mil through the Super Pac of Ted’s choice.

Read more: tmz.com

Not exactly how Vivid expects to turn a profit on that one unless they are also in the barf bag industry.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:22:09pm

Anyone know when the actual GOP debate starts? I see live coverage is listed at 8 PM Eastern…is that pregame? I thought I had heard it was 9 PM.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:22:21pm

re: #32 Decatur Deb

It also put up a permanent sign that has been an ‘issue’ with the fuckstick and his family. He’s a hobby of mine—most of the 23 burned to death were kids from my installation. He served about 3 months per victim.

He got off with a light sentence, given the nature of the accident and the causes thereof,

For non-Kentuckians, this accident involved a drunk driver who crossed the median on I-71 and plowed head on into a bus load of high school students. The bus burst into flames, killing 23 students.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:23:41pm

re: #31 Decatur Deb

Here’s a link to a cached view of the usCrow militia. For all their encryption and OPSEC, they are a little sloppy with names and email addys.

webcache.googleusercontent.com

The comments are a hoot.

The FBI and DHS probably has that page memorized.

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:23:58pm

re: #34 b.d.

Ted Cruz just got an offer of $1,000,000.00 to star in a porn video from Vivid Entertainment.

Not exactly how Vivid expects to turn a profit on that one unless they are also in the barf bag industry.

The women working in that film would be within their rights to ask for hazard pay wages.

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freetoken  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:24:11pm

re: #35 ObserverArt

One story I read said the candidates will take the stage about 15 minutes after ABC start their broadcast.

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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:24:33pm

re: #34 b.d.

Ted Cruz just got an offer of $1,000,000.00 to star in a porn video from Vivid Entertainment.

Not exactly how Vivid expects to turn a profit on that one unless they are also in the barf bag industry.

That would certainly make me repent of my porn lovin’ ways. (Not that I have any. Really.)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:25:58pm

You got to hand it to Vivid, they know how to get exposure.

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:26:22pm

re: #36 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

He got off with a light sentence, given the nature of the accident and the causes thereof,

For non-Kentuckians, this accident involved a drunk driver who crossed the median on I-71 and plowed head on into a bus load of high school students. The bus burst into flames, killing 23 students.

Your outline is right, the details fuzzy. (Don’t feel bad—I got the number of dead wrong, it was 27, not 23.)

en.wikipedia.org

Fuck the described “good old boy” to this day.

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ObserverArt  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:27:11pm

re: #39 freetoken

One story I read said the candidates will take the stage about 15 minutes after ABC starts their broadcast.

Thanks.

I gotta get busy and finish up applying some Durabond patching plaster.

I have a funny feeling about the GOP debate tonight. Not sure why, just thinking it is going to heat up some more since there are less contestants and there will be Cruz missiles.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:27:43pm

re: #38 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

The women working in that film would be within their rights to ask for hazard pay wages.

I heard they are going to wear Ronald Reagan masks

//

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wheat-dogghazi-mailgate  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:29:11pm

re: #42 Decatur Deb

Your outline is right, the details fuzzy. (Don’t feel bad—I got the number of dead wrong, it was 27, not 23.)

en.wikipedia.org

Fuck the described “good old boy” to this day.

1988. It’s been awhile.

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No Depression  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:31:04pm

Just saw this stupid Civil War meme in my Facebook feed:

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:35:43pm

re: #33 FormerDirtDart

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Delusional Conspiracy believing fuckheads.

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SoundGuy 2016  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:37:22pm

Holy moly that was some epic cray cray babble.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:39:21pm

re: #47 Tigger2

Delusional Conspiracy believing fuckheads.

I likely screwed up, I commented on the video.
I await the deluge…

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:40:19pm

re: #49 FormerDirtDart

I likely screwed up, I commented on the video.
I await the deluge…

I never have joined youtube.

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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:42:52pm

re: #50 Tigger2

I never have joined youtube.

One can join YouTube?

Was that a stupid question?

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Decatur Deb  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:43:21pm

re: #46 No Depression

Just saw this stupid Civil War meme in my Facebook feed:

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Idiots. The 620K includes the half who died to keep them slaves.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:43:23pm

A rant from Bob Lefsetz rant on Ken Stabler’s CTE and asking Coldplay to Boycott the Super Bowl’s Halftime Show.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:44:29pm

re: #51 allegro

One can join YouTube?

Was that a stupid question?

Yeah they have a join feature you have to log in to make comments.

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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:45:08pm

re: #54 Tigger2

Yeah they have a join feature you have to log in to make comments.

Oh. Thankee.

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Targetpractice  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:46:00pm

re: #53 Eric The Fruit Bat

A rant from Bob Lefsetz rant on Ken Stabler’s CTE and asking Coldplay to Boycott the Super Bowl’s Halftime Show.

No need, most people are going to boycott the halftime show anyway.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:46:09pm

BREAKING: North Korea launches missle; contents unknown

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:47:03pm

re: #56 Targetpractice

No need, most people are going to boycott the halftime show anyway.

This is going to be my first Superb Owl without cable TV. I cut the cord earlier this week after signing up with a couple of streaming services. Thankfully, the big game will be streamed live via CBS Sports for free.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:47:07pm

re: #55 allegro

Oh. Thankee.

I never have wanted to comment on stuff I see there so never got around becoming a member.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:49:09pm

re: #57 Eric The Fruit Bat

BREAKING: North Korea launches missle; contents unknown

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:49:23pm
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allegro  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:50:30pm

re: #59 Tigger2

I never have wanted to comment on stuff I see there so never got around becoming a member.

Now that ya mention I may be one in that I have my favorites saved and stuff. I don’t care about comments and never cared to make any either. Never thought of it as “joining”.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:50:48pm

re: #57 Eric The Fruit Bat

re: #60 Tigger2

re: #61 jaunte

Don’t the Japanese have an Aegis cruiser? This could get very interesting.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:51:30pm

re: #57 Eric The Fruit Bat

BREAKING: North Korea launches missle; contents unknown

When he took over I had hopes for Kim Jong-un, being schooled inn Europe and all.

How disappointing for so man people. I have no clue what to do with that country.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:52:01pm

re: #63 thedopefishlives

Don’t the Japanese have an Aegis cruiser? This could get very interesting.

I bet China is already on the phone with that idiot chewing his ass out.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:52:36pm
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Ziggy_TARDIS  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:52:41pm

re: #65 Tigger2

Wonder what China’s reaction will be if Japan decides to shoot the missile down.

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thedopefishlives  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:53:16pm

re: #65 Tigger2

I bet China is already on the phone with that idiot chewing his ass out.

“WHAT FUCK YOU DOING?!”

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:53:34pm

re: #67 Ziggy_TARDIS

Wonder what China’s reaction will be if Japan decides to shoot the missile down.

Probably not much. They know he’s nuts.

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b.d.  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:54:09pm

Can’t wait to see what the candidates would say they would do over North Korea.

Not really, I already know the answer and have seen that movie.

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:55:19pm

Perfect timing for the Republican debate.

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Great White Snark  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:56:14pm

re: #65 Tigger2

I bet China is already on the phone with that idiot chewing his ass out.

Yeah, cause that worked so well after the atomic warhead tests, and the fizzled H bomb. What are they gonna do publish his Baidu search history? Either they actually can’t reign this guy in or won’t. Neither way looks good.

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Tigger2  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:56:28pm

re: #67 Ziggy_TARDIS

Wonder what China’s reaction will be if Japan decides to shoot the missile down.

China makes more money from Japan then they do NK

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jaunte  Feb 6, 2016 • 4:57:25pm

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